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I #lied about my post from a few days ago but guest 1337 will eventually come break my door down, anyways here’s some art



look at me being productive ew I need to seriously go eat some food because I totally forgot humans need it to survive whattt that’s crazy
#forsaken tickles#chance isnt choking noob trust#he’s tickling their neck please believe me#I can’t put hashtags in my hashtags NO#whattt mlp reference? thats crazy!#also hi 1x1 and c00lkidd#switch!noob#switch!chance#Yuri’s Drawings#quality looks like absolute dogshit listen I draw with my finger only#I am not a tickle art prodigy#updating this because I misspelled four separate words
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prompt: forced throuple au; Ghost decides that you and Johnny are his (part 2; ghoap x reader) masterlist
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The hard part is admitting to himself that he doesn’t know how to function on leave without Ghost’s voice in his ear.
Johnny’s two days into his annual leave when that stray thought crosses his brain. Out with chums even, packed into the booth of an old pub in his hometown, the leather well-worn and a match on the telly that he half watches while one of his mates goes up to the bar to order another round for them. In between his third and fourth pint of lukewarm mild, he thinks something like, wonder what Simon’s up to.
The thought comes and then keeps coming. Keeps cropping up when he least expects. At the pub (wonder what Simon’s up to), in line at the grocery store (wonder how Ghost takes his steak), drowsily puttering around the kitchen while making breakfast (no way he wears the mask at home), listening to some guy in front of him hack up a lung at the dry cleaner (Lt’d do his fuckin’ head in if he was here), and even in the shower with his head tipped back, rinsing out the suds (wonder if he’s got a girl tucked away at home).
Is it so unusual? Johnny can’t remember a time in his life when someone lived in his head night and day, but Ghost’s presence feels like an extension of his own these days. He’s cycled through girlfriends without a care in the world, without contemplating their existence for half as long, but they never cradled his life like a small bird in the palm of their hands and returned it safe and sound, did they?
Still, he feels it like a knot in his chest. Dreams about Ghost even; wakes up hot and hard, and scrubs his hand down the side of his face when he sits up in bed. Phantom memories of a body heavier than his weighing him down (just the duvet) and a thick hand curling around his dick (his own hand wrapped around his shaft, rubbing one out in his sleep).
He shakes it off, but it follows him out into the real world. Looking at the door of a coffee shop and thinking absentmindedly, Ghost would have to duck under that.
Johnny puts it out of his mind. As much as he’s able to, that is. Chalks it up to some kind of hero worship. He’s worked with superior officers before—plenty of times, hundreds of times—but there are few men of Ghost’s calibre, both in skillset and mystique. Not to mention the sheer size of the guy. And what is Johnny if not a moth to a flame?
Better not to ruminate. He casts the memory of seeing Ghost’s dick in the showers after their last mission (monstrous thing, uncut, pubes darker than the hair on his head, more than a mouthful—it’d give him lockjaw) out of his head. Doesn’t think about it. Laughs at a mate’s joke at the pub when he didn’t catch a word of it to mask the way he perked up at the sight of a wide-shoulder man until he turned around, giving Johnny a proper look at his face.
He’s not ready to think about it. Might never be able to really look at why he eats it up, why he struts around with his chin cocked just a bit higher than usual because he knows everyone else is watching him with equal parts envy and curiosity for being Ghost’s favourite.
Then, one day, he meets a girl.
Johnny’s not winning an award any time soon for world’s best son, but he knows a thing or two. The first thing being chocolates and the second being flowers. His sisters handle the rest; they fuss about the party, get a gift certificate to the spa, send out the invites—all that fun stuff. He’s sent off for the bare essentials. Practically kicked out of the house by his oldest sister—nearly brains himself on the asphalt and tugs his windbreaker on when it’s thrown out the door after him a second later, grumbling about being the errand boy.
He picks up a box of chocolates from the corner shop (not fancy enough, his sisters will probably bitch, but that’s a problem for later) before heading down the road to the florist. There’s a bench out front stacked with tin flower vases, the only spot of colour on a dreary spring morning. He spends a couple minutes chatting with the cashier and flirting a bit halfheartedly (he thinks maybe it’ll be worth it if it gets him a discount, even five percent off) until the florist comes out from the back.
“Jesus, who gave ye the right?” Johnny breathes, horse blinders on, vision narrowing on the object of desire coming out of the back in a linen apron and simple t-shirt underneath, scissors poking out of the front pocket.
“The right?” she repeats back, blinking.
“To leave the house lookin’ so fuckin’ gorgeous. Glad I wasn’t driving when I passed you by—woulda been in a twenty car pile up.”
She’s not impressed in the slightest. It’s thrilling. By that point, the cashier is long forgotten. Probably not the best impression he’s ever made, but he’s made worse ones. It’s not every day he comes across an angel. Hard to be polite in front of a real life miracle.
He wears her down over the week though, showing up each day for a new bouquet. His mam’s never liked him more, so at least there’s that. His sisters side-eye him whenever he ducks out of the house to head down the road to the florist’s, but even they know better than to bring it up and risk pissing off their mam. He interrogates her about flowers and her job, makes his presence unavoidable, a week long siege that ends with Johnny taking her out to dinner and then letting her take him to bed.
He wakes up nestled in her cozy apartment above the flower shop, stretching out and making himself right at home. When she trades in her linen apron for a terry cloth robe and stands expectantly by the door, Johnny just grins. Shows all of his teeth.
“Are ye just gonna use me and kick me out?” he pouts. Folds his hands behind his head and digs a foot into the sheets, trying to sink into the mattress. Little king in his castle.
“You know, you don’t have to pussyfoot around with me. Weren’t you just trying to get laid?” she asks, brow arched. The disbelief thick in her voice makes it clear what she thinks of him.
“No’ just some playboy, hen,” he scoffs. “I have feelings too.”
Her other eyebrow lifts. He’s tickled pink.
He plays the part well, he supposes. Lounges in bed and eats grapes all morning while she stares at him from the kitchen like he might dissipate at any moment. He’s used to leaving a false impression, like a lake that someone builds their house next to until years go by and someone says I think this was once a meteor.
When she comes back to bed around mid morning, Johnny wastes no time pulling her up onto the bed until she plants her cunt over his mouth and sinks down onto his waiting tongue.
Candy sweet pussy, he thinks blissfully, then says it out loud because he can never keep his mouth shut. It must tickle because she yelps and nearly pulls away from his face altogether, but he wrenches her back down, fingers digging into her ass cheeks a bit too forcefully. He’ll pay for that later.
In the aftermath, when she collapses beside him in bed and rests her head on his chest while he plays with her hair, he itches in his skin to message Ghost. It perplexes him. They never text, he and Ghost; they don’t call, they don’t write, they don’t email. For all intents and purposes, their relationship ends at the perimeter around base, dissolves to nothing. It’s not Ghost’s fault he trickles into Johnny’s dreams sometimes.
A week goes by. Calm the mind. He thinks of Ghost and his fingers tremble and the phone stays silent and he lets the thought go. Steady. Breathe in and out. His caryatid girl slips in and out of his sheets, hesitant always like he might leave. Johnny doesn’t know if she wants him to, wants to feel vindicated in her assumption, but of all her wants, that ranks the lowest in his mind.
He spirals deeper into it, infatuated. She’s sweet but snippy, candy sweet with a sour kick—everything he’s ever wanted in a girl. Ever unimpressed, watching him with a small, hidden smile, amused despite herself.
Johnny wonders if this is the universe waving its hand in front of his face. Yoohoo, missing something?
He looks pointedly away.
It’s new, but maybe he’s like every other military man in the world, unable to go with the flow, dissatisfied with seeing where things go. He needs instant gratification, everything now-now-now, the certainty of commitment—he spills blood with everyone he knows, so why would his girl be any different?
Returning back to base is harder this time around. The last day of his leave is an exercise in restraint, tempered only by her smile when he sees her off at the door to her apartment, reluctant to leave.
“C’mon, promise me you’ll call, hen,” Johnny mumbles into her mouth, catching her answer with a languid swipe of his tongue. His arms press her tight to his chest, digging his hands into her back pockets and giving a good squeeze, relishing in the way she squeaks. “How’m I gonna survive without ye, huh? They’re gonna have to jumpstart my heart after it gives out from missing ye so bad.”
“So dramatic. You have my number,” she says when he finally pulls back enough to let her speak.
“No, please, baby, please—promise me—”
“Oh my god, alright, fine—I’ll call. Now get going already.”
The drive back to base leaves him feeling bedraggled, lost. When he gets in, it’s straight to the barracks, an hour long nap before reporting to Price, dragging his feet the whole way over. Moping, for lack of a better word, until he rounds a corner and nearly collides with someone that stops him with a single hand on his shoulder.
When he looks up to eyes rimmed in black paint, the world lightens. His shoulders lift.
“Wipe that smirk off your face, Johnny.”
It takes Johnny awhile to bring her up with Ghost. Something keeps holding him back, choking him when he tries to say it outloud. He blames it on uncertainty (had to be sure she was the one, Lt, ye ken?) but he feels the truth at the core of him. When he does finally muster up the nerve to pass his phone to Ghost where her photo is front and centre, no mistaking his intentions, he waits on tenterhooks for a reaction.
Only breathes out when Ghost asks to meet her. He can do that.
“Aye, Lt. Just for you.”
#99% chance im gonna edit this to fuck before i post it on ao3 because im trying to properly balance the pov switch#also its not done yet#ceil writing#cod mw2#cod x reader#ghoap x reader#ghost/soap/reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#ghost/reader#soap/reader
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No thoughts, only fox dad and his (stolen) children
#the big bad fox and other tales#the big bad fox#asil and art#30 min of getting shot point blank in the heart multiple times#I stood no chance#anyway the lineart was so refreshing to do#I didn't even think about it#but colouring was a big 'what am I even doing here'#great switch up from my usual workflow
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silly silly silly
#spoilers#katfl spoilers#star crossed spoilers#my art#should I still tag spoilers for those who didnt see the trailer? idk#CHAAAT CHAT I WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY THE DLC 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#literally will not be able to unless I wait and save money#which there will already be three new kirby games before I have the chance to play the dlc#guess I'll watch playthroughs 😔#god I wish the dlc was on the first switch#LIKE WHY SPLIT THE DLC ONTO ANOTHER CONSOLE#Im sorry but no matter how much I like kirby I ain't spending that much money#or I could. y'know. yo ho ho...aaarrgh...ahoy me mateys...#anywho.#if it turns out there's no galacta I'm leaving the internet for good. shame on me for feuling the idea#I hope meta knight gets involved and gets in trouble#GOOD! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SUMMONIGN THIS GUY ONLY TO TAKE HIS TITLE AND SEAL HIM BACK INTO A CRYSTAL#LEAVE DEDEDE OUT OF THIS#hes had enough!!!!!#make meta suffer instead!!!!!!
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my pieces for @strawberrij's thespius fashion zine!! quite the endeavour and adventure that turned out pretty neat i think :]
special thanks go to @ratchetclankarecute for posing/cloth references + the bulk of the image descriptions! that first image would Not have happened without them <3
#great god grove#ggg thespius green#thespius fashionista zine#moon draws things#also everyone cheer and clap and say thank you to @actingwithportals and @vivifrage for significant help wrangling clothing folds#@publiccmenace for some tweaks and colouring advice#and @ayaheart77 for further colour advice + helping get these backgrounds sorted at All#literally that first page wouldnt have made it past the sketch cleanup stage if it weren't for the crew pitching in#shoutout to that entire server honestly. youve heard of twitch plays xyz‚ get ready for: discord plays zine entry#couldnt have done it without yall <3#also massive massive shoutout to tumblr blog omgthatdress whose extensive library of fashion this project--#--literally Could Not Have Happened Without#anyhow HI. BEEN A MORBILLION YEARS AND MAYBE IT'LL BE A MORBILLION MORE. WANTED TO PLAY TOYS THOUGH SO HERE I AM [FOR NOW]#THESE WERE SUCH A STRUGGLE TO POST AND FOR WHAT.#had to link them from my personal website just so tumblr would accept them. good lird#this was a whole entire adventure and Quite the challenge in many ways. quite proud of the effort that went into it all though :]#came away having learned a lot too!!#would 100% do this again [just. hold the sketti sauce (technical difficulties that cost me 10 days or so and made the whole thing--#--a slight scramble) next time]#be sure to go have a look at the zine whenever it drops to see these in full res!!! and see everyone else's work too!!!#everyone's been doing such a lovely wonderful job and it's absolutely incredible to see#anyway. sighs wistfully. i may be aroace but damn if this silly guy doesnt have me a rather goofy amount of in love in a shrimp sort of way#like YEAH i too am in love with love and have a passion for passion bestie!!! i never stood a chance. it was over before it even started.#peace and love and plants on planet grove#and also @strawberrij!!!! i hope you know that how you draw this guy like fundamentally changed how i draw him too#right in the middle of working on this and everything. saw your one impossible greens post‚ got hit with levels of serotonin i didn't--#--even know i was capable of‚ felt a switch flip in my brain‚ and HARD pivoted into borrowing some of how you draw this guy#it's literally peak and i hope you're proud of yourself [completely genuine]#unsure why it's not letting me ping you directly also but alas. may whatever curse that took your messages and asks be lifted soon cuz--#--Good Lird‚ man
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Those who have a Nintendo Switch Online membership and play Splatoon 3 during FrostyFest will receive a special icon as a gift.
The icons will be awarded sequentially over a period of approximately three weeks after the festival ends, so look forward to it.
#splatoon 3#splatoonusna#nintendo#nintendo switch#frostyfest#the jp account posted this but not na as of right now#but i think there's a good chance we'll get them too
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wha... hey for those of you who have told me you've never played minecraft, or you have bedrock but not java... minecraft is. on sale? this thing NEVER goes on sale-
#seems like you cant buy JUST java from what i can see on this page. it's a java/bedrock bundle for $15#(the page shows $20 but that's including a bunch of shop junk you dont need. JUST the games is $15)#i guess buying JUST java isnt a thing anymore. i dont see that anywhere on the shop page lol#dungeons and legends are also on sale#mobile and switch releases too#i have no idea what the prices are in anything but USD sorry#hey pspsps if you've ever wanted to play skyblock now's your chance#chat
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Edging Notes Game 💖
every like = 5 minutes of edging
every reblog = 10 minutes of edging
every ask = 20 minutes of edging + you may request I do a challenge/ guide me through edging
every reply = 1 spank
After…
25 notes I tally my edges on my thigh (pics available for mutuals)
50 notes I have to leave my vibrator inside me on full for the next hour of edging without cumming
75 notes I take a selection of nudes available to anyone who asks
100 notes I record and post an audio of my edging
You can keep adding and adding to the timer and I won’t cum until it’s up and spamming is encouraged 💖
#Idk how many notes I’ll actually get lol#But this is your chance to get me to do embarrassing things through asks ;)#transmasc nsft#trans nsft#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#ftm switch#ftm sub#ftm bottom#ftm dom#edging kink#free use kink
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framed robert plant 🫶🏻
got this idea from the beautiful @loveinhereyes-flowersinherhair
#he’s just so gorgeous#I got like 15 pics I can switch out#with various rockstars#I think david gilmour will be next#70s rock#70s music#led zeppelin#robert plant#jimmy page#i was meant to be a groupie#john bonham#john paul jones#i need him#robert plant one chance please
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More post part 3 concept stuff (read tags for more info)
#hol horse has joined the party#jjba#jjba part 3#stardust crusaders#hol horse#jean pierre polnareff#mohammed avdol#I thought it’d be a fun switch up if they went somewhere cold and wintery#also still deciding if I like Avdol’s hairstyle or not lol#it’s a lot of work to draw and I’m hoping it’s not too out there but idk#jojos bizarre adventure#anyway I want Hol horse to join the club for some reason#they have some sort of common goal to get to#I also want it to take place soon after part 3 in France during the winter#giving Polnareff a chance to come back home since this version didn’t go back and waited with Avdol as he recovered#maybe I’m adding too many beads?#idk if people like the beads I’ll find a work around to keep them in his hair but less prominent maybe#whatever this is the point of concept stuff I guess lol#jjba au#post part 3#everybody lives
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so. who'r yall rootin for in the sexywoman tournament this year?
propaganda form here btw
#i think its jolies chance to shine 🙏 ive been a supporter of her every year#also a BIG master cadence fan but. she won last year so! im willing to switch it up#my underrated fav is lady fayina 💖 i love her. wdym she 'supposedly fell off a cliff' and her body was never found ??#and we just never go into that ??#also queen hylda looks STUNNING this year and i wish the best for her. and silla heks as always.#esha aria u are also 💖 my queen#lowk if i keep going im going to list every woman so. i'll stop here.#kotlc#keeper sexywoman 2025
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Coming out of hiatus right before The Ragpicker King release to say that I think Antonetta is the real Prosper Beck and knows about Kel being the kiralar. And I am worried it will be true because I want her and Kel to have a happy ending and there's no way it would work out if she is
I also think the ragpicker king is the maharam's son though, so maybe I'm just insane
#i know conlin is more popular but im a keltonetta girlie to the death#kel saren#kel anjuman#antonetta alleyne#keltonetta#i also have conspiracy theories regarding markus#either he did something horrible to his sword catcher or thats not markus at all thats his sword catcher and markus died long ago#sword catcher#the ragpicker king#also are the aurelians descended from suleman?#lin keeps dreaming of him after meeting kel and conor#also i feel like theres a chance kel is actually an aurelian somehow or a descendant of suleman idk#and kel and conor will switch with each other to get their happy endings#and conor os adopted or something idk#i promise im not insane#at least i think so#andreyen morettus
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Shout out to everyone who thought/thinks that Cecil is a top and Carlos is a bottom. Because in a world full of people so confidently correct, you’re not afraid to be confidently wrong. You’re not scared to put out an opinion that’s so incredibly incorrect. And tbh, that takes guts.
Hats off to you.
#welcome to night vale#night vale#wtnv cecil#wtnv carlos#cecil gershwin palmer#cecilos#if you thought they’re both switches congrats on being the most correct#carlos the scientist#it’s one in the morning and I typed that without my glasses on so the chances of me remembering doing this tomorrow are very slim#wth is a digital footprint#wtnv#text post
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okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?
i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??
he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!
also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.
#context for oomfiematsus: idolmaster sideM's gimmick is that all the idols were other things before becoming idols#Beit is the unit whose gimmick is that all their members have part time jobs (baito)#others are like. lawyer -> idol; pilot -> idol; pianist -> idol; rakugoka -> idol; etc#finding out the backstories/previous lives of these idols is like the main appeal of this branch#a lot of times it's like trauma and stuff that causes them to switch careers. like there's a pair of twins who were former soccer pros#but one suffers a career-ending injury and it's sad. and theyre like well we were pretty good at PR and stuff though so let's be idols#(the other twin follows him because yknow twinsies <3 cant be apart)#and this guy is in the main unit so you meet him and he's just a fucking dick the whole time and he just seems to fucking hate being an ido#so the whole time youre like what's this guy's deal#(note i experienced this through the anime cuz all the games are EOS lol)#and then like 3/4ths into the anime in you finally get his backstory#and it's that his sister died of a very rare disease so he needs money to fund research to find the cure but no one will fund it#but instead of staying a doctor he decides the best way to do this is to BECOME AN IDOL?!!!?!?#like sure i bet the top idols do make more than an average surgeon? but it's like do you want a .01% chance to make a $2 million salary#or an 100% chance to make a $300k salary BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A SURGEON!!!!#and it'd be another thing if he was like. kinda having fun with it. kinda being jovial#like there's literally another guy in the teacher unit who became an idol for the exact same reason (heard it was lucrative)#but then after he finds out being an idol actually isnt all that much cash#so he just decides to have fun being an idol instead!!!!#this guy NEVER GETS THERE. he's always a SERIOUS RUDE STICK IN THE MUD who is NEVER FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE HE'S LIKE#I'm Here For Work. I'm Here To Be The Best Idol. I Don't Want To Make Friends#LIKE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL DUDE YOUR COWORKERS ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND 30 YEAR OLD MEN IN PINK TIGHTS.#anyways everyone likes him i guess he's supposed to be the “cold guy eventually opens his heart” kind of guy but he has always just come of#as very annoying to me. and also DUMB AS FUCK i cannot stress enough how STUPID OF A CAREER CHOICE THIS WAS#so i cant take him seriously when they try to play him up as this cool all-knowing guy when he's the STUPIDEST PERSON AT THIS COMPANY#INCLUDING THE 9 YEAR OLDS
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au where claw, not yet seeking world domination, is in the business of ousting and punishing fake psychics. suzuki sends serizawa to figure out if reigen's a fraud, but he forgets to factor in the power of gay tendencies. and also its the 1970s.
#in this au mob and reigen and co are also like. more organized and aware of claw#anyways serizawa is like okay ill pretend to be a client but before he reaches the office he bumps into reigen on his smoke break#reigen assumes hes there for the cafe. reigen flirts. serizawa clarifies hes here for spiritual consultation.#reigen has a crisis trying to switch from cool gay persona to salesman persona.#it is so so obvious he is not a psychic but serizawa goes to suzuki like um couldnt figure it out today! guess ill have to. go back!#serirei#reigen#serizawa#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#mp100#mob psycho 100#id in alt text#<- but they might suck tbh.#this is mostly a chance for me to try and digitally color my pencil drawings in a way i dont hate
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v funny to me when people hate melissa yellowjackets. she canonically got a personality a few episodes ago. she's literally a month old. you have beef with an infant
#'she encouraged shauna's violence!'#shauna would've done that shit anyways now she just gets to lez out too#also watch those same people switch up on her as soon as the shaunahat breakup hits#just like mari haters suddenly loved her once she was more developed#literally just give them a chance to cook#still on the fence about the possibility of melissa being hilary swank/8th survivor#but i'll give the writers a chance to pull it off if that's the direction they're going#plus more shaunahat just means more chance to retroactively acknowledge jackieshauna <3#yellowjackets#melissa yellowjackets
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