#absolutechaoscollective

[theconstellarium]

I did a thing with a template we saved a year ago XD

(Tbf I'm not sure I (Mitzi) can be considered a 'host' after only a week. But nobody's exactly still finding out about the cluster after like 22+ years of knowing about being plural, & I'm the newest member who has been around in body so I have been like. Gradually discovering stuff I didn't have a way of knowing before joining lol)

Here's the blank one if anybody wants it - I wish I could credit whoever made this but I don't remember 😭 please let me know of you made it (or know who did) & I will be glad to tag!

EIDT: the text portion (not the actual image template but the text in it) wasade by @absolutechaoscollective ! Ty for speaking up!

[always-tired-lilbitch]

MORE HTTYD HEADCANONS:

As @absolutechaoscollective pointed out, Fishlegs is autistic and he fucking loves dragons (obviously), and he's perfect and I love him so much, and I hate how the other riders mess with him from time to time.

Talking about Fishlegs, it fucking rocks that he has a sort of romance with Heather in Race to the edge, he's literally the "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic" meme. And the way they both are interested in each other and care for each other is so hkasdbkadhfjkhasf. Hate it that after the third movie he ends up with Ruffnut tbh.

Hiccup and Fishlegs have a bet about which one will discover and document more dragons before they are 30. Whoever loses has to abstain from riding their dragon for a week. This bet was made before the third movie, obviously, so they didn't know neither would be affected by it...

During their stay at The Edge, Fishlegs suggested they start table top roleplaying to unwind from their missions. At first, only Hiccup and Astrid join him, but after a few sessions in which the rest only spected the games, everyone joined. Fishlegs is a brilliant dungeon master, Hiccup is an elf artificer, Astrid is an aarakocra rogue, Snotlout is a goliath barbarian, and the twins are twin kenku warlocks that serve Loki.

Astrid and Heather kissed.

Heather pronouns are She/He and she is bi.

There is no catcalling in Berk because Stoick, Gobber and Valka eradicated it by... means.

Snotlout learnt how to sew from his mother and he's really proud of it, and this is canon but I needed to remark it before saying he also knits and makes everyone sweaters every single Snoggletog.

Hiccup learnt how to saw and knit from Gobber, even though Stoick also helped, he was just too busy being chief to fully teach him.

Snotlout's need to perform masculinity and heterosexuality come from his father's expectations and insecurities. He only wants his father to be proud of him, but he feels he is not enough, ever. After the third movie, while mourning Hookfang's departure, he tries to bottle up his emotions but he breaks down in front of Astrid after she pushes him jokingly. He tells her every single thing he is feeling and she comforts him, and after that day they agree to meet up to talk weekly; this makes Snotlout unlearn his toxic behaviours and analise his relationship with his father. After many months, he confesses he might not even like girls and makes a huge breakthrough in discovering his sexuality, Astrid aids him during the entire process before he is ready to come out to the riders, and then to the village.

Snotlout's father doesn't accept him at first, but ends up doing so because, even if he's been a shit dad and he's not a very good person, he wants his son to be happy. Snotlout doesn't forgive him right away, but they rebuild their relationship as time goes by.

Snotlout's mother accepts him right away and starts setting up dates without him knowing. He just comes home from time to time to find a guy helping his mom, and then she introduces them to each other.

Snotlouts parents get divorced at some point, idk when.

[piracyandpumpturns]

@absolutechaoscollective that was such a trip

[sleepingcatemojis]

i know you have a lot of requests already but i love your emojis so if i could make a request- could you do a self-wing-hug and a winged hug with barn owl wings?

and if you could draw a happy person with really puffed up wings that says "wings fluffy!" (when i'm happy and my wings are fluffy it's the best!!)

thank you!!!

here you go!

[wellthatschaotic]

(updated) pinned post! if you're new here, please read (you have been warned /lh). it also contains our boundaries at the bottom. no real DNI, just don't be an ass

(formerly @absolutechaoscollective)

anyway, enjoy!

we're an autigenic and mixed origin system called the absolute chaos collective! we're disordered, but are not self-diagnosed with anything specific.

we have autism, ADHD, MaDD, and fully support (informed) self-diagnosis.

we support all system types and origins, and this isn't a syscourse blog (we'll avoid it to the best of our ability, if it does come up, we'll tag it. don't just send us syscourse, please). we do not support fakeclaiming anyone for anything.

we're rad-inclus of all queer and mogai identities, too.

we love asks and responses to our stuff, so feel free to send some! don't be shy, we don't bite :) /g

if you need anything tagged, feel free to send an ask/dm (we have anon on, too). we want this blog to be a safe space for everyone, no matter how unique you think the trigger is.

sideblogs:

chris: @absolutelychaotictwink

yelena: @yelenas-rambles

isla: @chaotic-nonhumans

emily: @redhairandpronouns

edyn: @edyns-garden

gliTch: @glitchychaos (typing quirk cw)

beedle's coining blog: @beedles-coins

madd blog: @we-are-madd

we also run @species-dysphoria-culture-is and @nonhumanpositivity

- most of the system is nonhuman, please respect that

basic boundaries:

- tone tags are very appreciated

- we may not answer all questions, most likely for privacy reasons, please don't pry if we say no (this includes if the current fronter doesn't want to say who they are)

- we are all separate people. even though we share a body, we're all just as real as the next

- please do not send us blog discourse (like random asks telling us that someone we don't even know is actually a Bad Person and we should block them), it causes the system pointless stress and will simply be ignored

- don't fakeclaim anyone/anything (obviously)

[ignisuada]

I love my frens :]

@sunset-constellation @absolutechaoscollective @systemsatellite @solarwindsempire @vegasvixen @shadrax-official @the-text-doctor @1-800-silent-plague @verminlord13 @wheres-the-beans @anonymous-red-shades @kittyloverremade @hemolymph-heretics @edens-twilight-collective @centurionchet @hello-its-chyme @kinstraumic-queer @the-wonderland-court

[endogenicblocklist]

♥*♡∞:｡.｡ Endogenic blocklist part 1:

nightfallsystem, systempositive, endogenic-positivity (all of their other accounts can be found on this account), ikigai-system, endoaffirmations, planchettezzz, system-society, iwannabecringex3, lovemegraphic, funtimetransfem, playing-card-coining, extranth, sir-eldritch, queerautism, antiendo (there is a blog called antiendo, they said they are pro-endo and they want to steal a url so anti-endos can't use it), fazbears-pillowfort-system, mossdog, leafstem-chaos-2, pekoethoughts, parablesystem, benito-flakes, absolutechaoscollective, diaperpop, and i think thats it!

rules on pinned post!

don't harass these people!!! just block them >.<

this is so traumagenics don't have ableist people interacting!!

[small-system-culture-is]

@absolutechaoscollective​ :

how big is a small system? i mean i'm pretty sure we're like, medium-sized but i'm curious

We haven’t thought much about an upper limit but I’m tempted to say anything below 20-25 members. We currently have 12 members, but we’ve had as many as 23 and still thought of ourselves as small.

[jupiter-nwn]

Feeling like telling people in here that there's some mutuals (@absolutechaoscollective @homestuck-tech-psy-fan and @skyedancer2006 specifically wjvxjahhdjs) that I just talk about with others but like

"and my friend X said that blah blah blah" and like guys I noted down your birthdays and I sometimes mention y'all in my diary, y'all are so cool and honestly important to me qwq

Soooo thank you nwn

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

hello everyone! i deleted my main account instead of my sideblog (note: do NOT delete things when your head hurts a lot) but im going to try to get my blog back, no idea if i can or not. i don’t know how to prove its me, but the blog name is the same just without the new at the front, im gonna tag some of my mutuals just to kinda ease my mind while i wait for someone to get back to me (i might be freaking out a lot) i’ll keep you updated

now to tag: @idratherhavecake @tacocat343 @absolutechaoscollective @your-mom-friend (i know i have more mutuals i just never memorize urls and they didnt show up past what i know sorry 

[piracyandpumpturns]

i need to post something now?? to test what @absolutechaoscollective just posted????

[calicoconstellation]

Hey, Catra!! What are your favourite drinks? Do you prefer sweet, sour, spicy or other kind of food I am not thinking of right now? I am a sweet tooth and a spicy food enjoyer myself!

The great thing about this questions is it forces me to think about what I actually do and don’t like. The not so great part of that is I have no answer.

Everything in the Horde was disgusting dull bars not meant to provide any satisfaction or pleasure. My memories are fuzzy so I don’t remember my favorite Etherian foods, and I don’t front enough to have tried many earthen foods. Ha… I should really front more

I can tell you my LEAST favorite food is whatever tasteless glob of jello Horde Prime gave me and Glimmer when we were on his ship. That shit sucked ass. I also DO know I like hot Cheetos, thanks to Fae dragging us all into the Hot Cheeto War @/absolutechaoscollective started quite a while ago. So I guess I like spicy foods. Though I also like ice cream, I do remember having that on Etheria.

-Catra

[shit-spiced-chai-says]

If you get this ask, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and then send it to 10 of your followers :) /nf

(i was bullied into doing this /j /sarcastic /affectionate)

1. I'm funny sometimes

2. I read faster than the average person

3. I'm a hard worker

4. My therapist says I'm empathetic

5. I'm gay which instantly makes me better than everyone

(although i have no friends so imma just tag 1 bean(s))

@absolutechaoscollective

[wellthatschaotic]

okay since all of us are lazy as fuck i'm gonna finally change our url and stuff to absolutechaoscollective and possibly update the pinned soooo blog temporarily under (re)construction

[ignisuada]

@absolutechaoscollective just tagging you here cuz typing big in comments is a bit hard

So basically, I’m sorta like a mix between an alligator and a dragon. My tail is blue-green (more on the blue side)l and has those little alligator tail spike thingies running down it. From my waist, it touches the floor and the trails for about 6-7 extra inches.My head is like a typical alligator head but a bit rounder/blunter. My hands are normal, except for some patchy blue/green scales and sharp fingernails. As for clothes, typical blue wizard cloak with a belt of assorted potions and rocks, and a bit of gold embroidery. The same applies for my hat, witch is a typical wizard hat. Oh and the cloak doesn’t cover my legs, I just wear matching sweatpants down there

And I think that’s everything?

[ignisuada]

Tagging all my beloved mutuals to say: YALL ARE SO AMAZING AND WE LOVE HAVING YOU AS FRIENDS AND WE REALLY HOPE UR DAY IS GOOD

@localfriendlysunsets @arthropoda-system @exqeriment @anatomyofacosme @absolutechaoscollective @buildacatboy @buds-of-wilting-retrospect @pandorasvault-sys @r4nb00d @systemsatellite @professionally-stupid-people @mellohimagic