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no-one-hears-me · 1 year

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random story idk why I feel like telling this. anyways. so like a month ago I was taking a good thorough shower like full shave and exfoliating my scalp type shower yk. so as I was exfoliating the inside of my belly button I was thinking to myself about how no man deserves to even LOOK at me etc etc. that type of shower. then later that night a man asked me to hang out and it was like 1am so we all know what kind of hang out session this would be. and obviously like noooooo wtf at least offer to take me to applebees first but at the same time I was like well. maybe I shouldn't let all my hard work go to waste

#i genuinely love applebees btw and half off apps after 9pm? 1 dollar marg night? crazy #but it was too late so it would have to be taco bell which i also love dearly. or maybe mcdonalds #everywhere else is closed ig #but he's asking me to hang out at 1am he's obviously not enough of a gentleman to buy me a quesadilla first #actually he's nice he prob would #everything i post makes me sound like i hate men soooo much and i actually love men btw that's the problem #i just hate certain ones and a lot of behaviors that men commonly display #like why is it acceptable to ask someone to hang out in the backseat of your car at night #still haven't answered or even opened one dude's text from last night bc what does he want from me smh #wish i wasn't so hot and funny and desirable #hope you enjoyed this story btw. this is my longest post in years #Sera

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thankstothe · 3 months

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#house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #wuddy #is this wuddy?#screencap #s02e22 “Forever”#BEAUTIFLY LIT LIKE MY GOD #and then you remember that both of them want kids #being donor prob the best option for wilson with his commitment pattern he gets to be a nice but rare uncle/dad #they never cross past being friends so cuddy would be free of potential leftover jealousy or feels (like imagine house)#very platonic and neat arrangement #if they were both normal and could actually talk about it #+ wilson prob still sore with the divorce and all so timing too #long post #longpost

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venomgaia · 1 year

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Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

#bg3 #astarion #rhylolin/lobo (oc)#kar'niss #drider #baldurs gate 3 #driftoodles #alternative titles thst were suggested have been: the monster mash; two charlatan party crashers and their plus one #a drider a lycanthrope and a vampire walk into a bar #etc etc etc i could keep going #i imagine this would be a post bg3 plot thing . dunno what trouble theyre getting into but #whatever theyre up to someones probably gonna have to bail them out. my moneys on gale #with how ive been sketching kar'niss ive been drawing him more emaciated during bg3 bc i noticed his abdomen wrinkles at the bottom which #is a trait of dehydration in arachnids. hes probs not eating very well in moonrise lmao. but i imagine lobo heres been taking p good care #of him. also i think karniss still isnt used to being complimented so every time anyone says he looks nice he throws a fit about it #arachnophobia #but yeah so i try to draw him with rounder n softer features if im drawing him doing smthn post bg3 #anywayyys i have a big day tomorrow i wish i had more energy to put smthn neater out but. for now. woe drider #i actually planned on replying to the og ask with more refined doodles but i may do thst later shdkdnkd

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suffarustuffaru · 8 months

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What If Julius and Subaru both met when Julius was a commoner and Subaru got transported Sooner

fun stuff im sure !! but haah okay given julius was a kid when he was a commoner - yeah theyre both kids here!! not sure how old but definitely somewhere before the age of ten. and i think theyd be up to some shenanigans together im sure!! theyre both very mischevious kids (or from what little we know of little kid julius, given iirc tappei hasnt specified just How Much of a "delinquent" little kid julius is okay. but hes definitely the type to sneak out past curfew or something. stay up late reading too, probably. that sort of thing). and also subarus a kid and no way he ISNT missing home poor guy T^TT getting ripped away from home like that is bad enough at seventeen, getting ripped away from home when you are like. no more than eight or something is Bad. but luckily!! im assuming subaru gets found by the juukuliuses (julius's parents probably?) and thats how julius and subaru form their friendship / long-term yearning for each other (if you so desire that) (okay but no way subaru ISNT gonna form long-term yearning for julius flajsdlf). but yes i think julius and subaru would be silly happy kids together and julius's parents would be like oh no this other kid is so lost where is he from :(( but hes so loved by julius already too... well we got another kid under our roof now.

except. julius's parents die in a flood. so i mean. Hypothetically.... either julisuba survive this one first try or subaru dies for the first time. which. ohh god. oh god. oh g -

#IM. IM JUST GONNA LEAVE ON THAT OMINOUS NOTE #yeah so i think this would turn into childhood friends to Possibly Mutual Pining but actually it might not be mutual if you wanna interpret #reinjuli a certain way. but then but THEN later it can become mutual if u so want #like when u know a person for such a long period of time u change over time. u know?? both you and the relationship u have with this person #has its alterations over time!! thats just how it b but if youre meant to be together youll stick it out <3 #julisuba in every universe they befriend each other for good is #Bound to be together for the rest of their lives. To Me. they are soulmates to Me okay their relationship is important #regardless of what form it takes!!! they could grow to think of each other like brothers in an au like this if u so desire too!! which i #think would be really touching <3 #yeah so. julisuba childhood friends au. shit goes haywire sometimes. its really awful bc subarus a kid so u can imagine the kind of fucked #stuff hes learning rn hahaha. or you can go the happier route and subaru doesnt learn about rbd until later </3 #either way. julisuba real. subarus an eldritch horror. these are both crucial facts for every timeline #i think julius would probs be a bit better having a companion by his side from the very beginning throughout all of this for sure!!#and someone who Gets the jealousy / do i want to be with him or Be him ;-;#i have a fondness for reinjulisuba (THE MESSIEST LOVE TRIANGLE YOUVE EVER SEEN)#and ok if subarus an eldritch horror since childhood then he and reinhard are gonna have Even More in common #hooray for childhood joys and traumas!!!!!#also julisuba visit julius's parents graves :(( leave nice flowers there im sure #subaru-joshua hostility begins also. that sort of thing #rezero #re:zero #ask #natsuki subaru #julius juukulius

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todayisafridaynight · 4 months

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Why not combine them? You could post about MineDai eating pasta! Does Mine bulk with pasta? Does Daigo have a favorite pasta dish? Do they cook it together for a date night? Does Daigo even know how to boil water?? (Genuinely if you have any interest in posting about this please do, would read)

mine could, in fact, be the one who makes daigo pasta with a lil olive oil and salt and parmesan youre right ......

#snap chats #in MY world anyway ......#posts that inspired me to stop playing fps games to eat pasta instead <- im playing again later with my brother #bulking with pasta tho ..... im built like a cool stick you find in the forest but i love having pasta after a midday run ...#maybe not as a Meal meal but a quick meal just to have something afterwards yk #though would that not be lunch .... pasta lunch ... not a terrible meal for lunch actually...#idk i dont really eat lunch. unless that IS lunch.... idk dont ask me about the specific dietary habits of characters i dont eat #i dont imagine daigo has a favorite pasta dish- not that he doesnt like pasta its just not something he has strong opinions on #spaghetti's always a safe choice isnt it .... omg jollibees spaghetti ... i dont think he's had any but i just want JB spaghetti now ...#im full on pasta actually my stomach hurt <- just ate / contradicting 'i dont eat' statement #i cant imagine daigo and mine cooking together. maybe its because the thought of someone cooking with me makes me want to kill them #like im literally trying to cook here get out of the WAY. mine would be more nice of course he'd just have daigo wait if he was cooking #i should draw something with that .. i see it clearly. .. one day.#i just think itd be nice if daigo Wnated to help and insisted on it but mine's Deadass this time like. Go Away. Respectfully.#daigo'd prob joke about helping but then he gotta get hit with the Im Serious tone and now he's laughing while he walks away #like FIIIINNNEE WHATEVER guess he wont get the chairmans help <- the kitchen will not be burned down now #thats hyperbolic. moving on #youre right anon with the power of my mind i can make anything about my day related to minedai #i will be abusing this power indefinitely

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floral-hex · 2 months

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so tired of feeling sick all of the time. I’m in the middle of moving, this time to an upstairs apartment, and just carrying one box up the stairs kills me 😰

#and it’s soooo hot out #moving boxes in 90° heat sucks butts #I seriously feel like I’m going to puke and pass out from just minimal labor #saaaaad #I hate this dang body #I mean.. I blame myself for getting this week. but still.. damn I couldn’t have done a few push ups this year?#all the meds and stuff prob/def?/maybe don’t help #I overheat too easily #I’m actually so glad I didn’t unpack most of my stuff after last year’s move #and I’m staying in the same apartment complex. just a slightly nicer apt. slightly.#but this current one is just… kinda shitty. things break and never get fixed. loud neighbors. etc #new apt is in a smaller newer building. same number of rooms. just… not as broken.#met the new neighbor. he’s younger than me w/ a fiancé and he’s super nice. lots of tattoos. cool cool.#been going through and throwing away and donating a lot of stuff #like… really neat stuff that I just can’t keep anymore or clothes that don’t fit #bummer but I hope someone hits up goodwill and is like ‘oh sweet. a Morrissey shirt.’#that would make me feel good #I offered my younger brother some cool band shirts like AFI and stuff but he was like ‘I don’t know who that is’#RUDE!#I just don’t see myself fitting into a large shirt anytime soon. maybe in a year but not anytime soon enough.#anyway… oh yeah! I feel like shit all the time #just bad body disorder #im workin on it! jeez!#anyway… I just take my handful of pills and hope for the best 🫤#ok gotta go I love you #you can ignore this #text

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alessandramortt · 3 months

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cannot believe the thing that finally gets me to romantically ship furymax is, of all things, my issues with furyjack sjdhskdjd so on brand for me tho

#dont get me wrong furiosa and jack loved each other. in whichever few or many different ways #but like. its like comparing a leaf to a tree. or a seed to a tree.#it was trying SO HARD to be half of what furymax was it would be funny if it wasnt so blown out of proportion #just the seamless teamwork and silent understanding and (manufactured by circumstances) slow trust build up #the two ppl whove been thru so much and have a extraordinarily hard time letting anyone in #learning to trust each other. going from trying to kill each other to giving so much of thenselves to keep the other alive!#like it was so obvious hats what miller intended with furyjack he tried SO HARD #but it was Too Much. back to back 5 sec long shots of them furiosa abd jack looking at each other #like see? SEE? theyre seizing each other up! theyre communicating! theyre gonna eventually work together! SEEEEE??? lmao #and then jacks entire backstory and motivation is one (1) line #and their time together all that trust build up? a single fucking cut #with furymax it was the whole fucking film (it was relatively quick but so well done. just the necessary lingering shots but the rest was #body language and visual storytelling and so well done #maybe bc it wasnt intended to be anything romantic which was absolutely the best fucking choice #probs to tom burke for getting it mostly right. them being romantic only when theyre actually safe is also my preferred version #if it had to happen at all #bc boy dont get the started on the power dynamics and the way his inclusion was a nice lil way to Not have to deal with ppl and joe just #accepting a woman in any position of power at all. and how it kinda takes away from her having probably clawed her way there #also. you cant compete with tom hardys* lips sorry burke #furiosa #furymax #maxiosa #max rockatansky #anti furyjack #more like #furyjack critical #why am i like this tho 😫#i want to like them so bad #furiosa a mad max saga #mad max fury road

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aspiringroleplays · 11 months

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@ninthnocturne @k3ytoheart

Every time I see you two playing in your au I'm tempted to join in. Not because I want the shenanigans, but because I just want the initial reaction of "no. no way. absolutely not. not THIS guy! No way my bio dad is a deadbeat musician wannabe!"

Until he sees the dude in action and sees how strong he is and is just like "oh, oh yeah okay, I can accept this."

#crack #;outofcharacter #((before you get any ideas IT WOULDN 'T WORK))#((mostly because after the disaster and he turns he has literally no way of seeking out any bio relatives))#((he can't risk taking a DNA test so even if the two met it's not like they could confirm anything))#((and besides that this idea only works with kh-canon demyx))#((current myde is actually nice and mature and would probs get along with him okay XD))

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zkretchy · 2 years

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@alllthequeenshorses you continue being too funy-have this for now and also thank you for all the tags they made my day(night?)!!

#the witcher #possession au #kiyan #geralt #the duo of kiyan and roach is also something terrifying to imagine thank you #i currently have 1(one) serious note in my...well note file of this #which is imagining the hell that would be cut loose #is kiyan was around for the threads quest aka 'hey karadin killed aiden help me get revenge'#but like...now you have a whole extra cat to consider who will be very pissed #lambert&kiyan ready to tear karadin apart rIGHT NOW #geralt having to be the reasonable one currently trying not to have every city on the way report them for gruesome murder #and also actually getting them to skellige etc #i KNOW in game you have the option to be nice and soft and not kill everyone...but like....I am not going for that #i dont think geralt would protect karadin either #i know the sniper died bc i was like 'oki lambs go have fun and do it how you want <333' and then woops i got to stab people #a win win as far as i'm concerned really #anyway thats again a completely different topic but yeah #in my griffins au aiden def gets to live bc there are a couple of kids ready to protect and fight for him #and while he will survive whenever i want this would prob keep it more like a hidden faked death case #just so i can imagine the terror ghost/demon kiyan could bring on top of everything #more fun #also apparently kiyan now got my trait of 'be quiet/more introverted a lot of time but also overshare and poke at everything bc emotional-#zoomies' or smth #idk i either do nothing or wanna run across the ceiling no betweens #rn its a ceilings case-I have been switching between 10 videos the past 2 minutes and am not relaxed/tired enough for anything relaxing #insert cat fuck/fight zoomies here i GUESS #how do you exhaust a ghost though.....fuck #art #zkretchy

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chuchuscoolhat · 10 months

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❝ I've fallen in love with a sea star, an angel who has an exceptional smile. The stars no longer rise to me, for I now instead see the bright eyes of my darling light—GYAAAAAAAAAASDKTGWIEOAI !?!?!? ❞

❝ H-H-H-H-A-A-HAAKUNO!?!?! ❞

| @nulltune

#nulltune #;p.oe #u can see his soul leaving him rn actually-#HE IS SO USED TO BEING ALONE- AND H.AKUNO BEING AS QUIET AS THERE IS-#listen i have a very funny idea;;#poe is in love & writes about her on his diary and he makes these depressing sad unrequited love poems about her in secret #h.akuno prob was nice to him once and talked to him like a regular human being would and now he is envisioning a pure everlasting love stor #KARL U DIDNT TELL HIM THEY HAD VISITS!?!?!#ok but this is silly billy dw; I ALSO WILL GIVE U THE R.ANPO AND AKU TM #if youd like something diff lemme know 😌✨

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catharusustulatus · 2 years

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I’m so mad in advance at Steve’s probable death in s5. It’s most likely going to be for shock and drama to raise the stakes. He’ll probably die in the second to last episode or a third of the way through the finale. They’ll mourn him for 20 ish minutes and then do a time skip, and then reminisce about him at the Jopper wedding. I’d love to be proven wrong, I would, but I’m feeling…..like it’s gonna happen. And I’m so sad!!!!!

#stranger things #steve harrington #he deserves final girl status imo #a character who loves to self sacrifice realizing they matter and living? delicious #also Dustin already lost a brother figure so it would feel cheap to me #if Steve dies for Robin I’d just be devastated #and if Steve dies for Nancy I’ll feel disconnected #idk I just feel like yes it’s the most likely character arc ending #to tie up his arc with a bow #but I also think it’s so much cooler if he lives and gets out of Hawkins #and his arc is actually that he sees a future for himself #st headcanons #stranger things headcanon #stranger things 5 #I deeply apologize for the person I will become when he probs dies #if he talks about the future too much if he’s nice to Dustin if we meet his parents #he’s bones #and I want all of those things and I want him alive!!!#oh well I guess I have like two years to mentally prepare #duffers I am begging you to spare him

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sargemore · 2 years

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throwback to a couple weeks ago when my goofball dad basically risked his life trying to take these pics while driving and sent them to me like, “look! sarges!” you were a true hero that day, dad

#but like actually it was nice to know he was thinking of me and my interests #i also own a jeep tho and he's obsessed with it so he probs would have done this anyway #still tho!#cars fandom #pixar cars #mine #sarge

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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