#adherentwritings

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judge: how do you plead?

anne: *mouths* not guilty

eddie: not-

venom: hOt miLkY

eddie: for fucks sake just lock us up-

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thanos: the end is nea-

peter having a breakdown in the middle of a space war: i-i don’t know d-dude tony asked me to be his best man and i h-havent been to a wedding before so im under a lot of pressure h-here do u think u can reschedule?

thanos: shit dude sure. sorry man take pics for me 

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The Avengers Aesthetics

Tony Stark: freshly brewed black coffee. desks filled with miscellaneous papers strewn everywhere. harsh winters. tinkering at 2 am. records of different rock bands. a drawer filled with treasured gifts from loved ones. nibbling on fingernails. the pungent scent of alcohol. ostentatious colors of red and gold. roughed up worker boots. a mind saturated with intuitive thoughts. sarcastic quips and half smirks. tired eyes. aching bones. the feeling of being lost.

Steve Rogers: dewy mornings. bright toothy smiles. freshly baked cherry pies from Brooklyn Cafes. 40′s swing music. baby blue sweaters and light brown khakis. bruised knuckles. burtbees chapstick. a broken compass. old letters from loved ones. polaroids. melancholy. forehead kisses. notebooks and wooden pencils. fingers covered in graphite. the feeling of looking for something that cannot be found.

Natasha Romanoff: red lipstick. bubblegum. wine stains on white napkins. clint’s jackets. stilettos. hail storms. broken ballet shoes. small smirks. framed candids of the team. russian novels. rhubarb ice cream. roses with sharp thorns. goosebumps. black shiny leather. heartache. hair filled with secrets. 80s movies. the feeling of wanting to let go.

Clint Barton: ripped bandages. coffee pots brewed to the tip. cotton tee shirts. the taste of honeydew. crooked smiles. spending time with family. reading comics at night. wanting to stay in bed after waking up. loyalty. calluses. worn out bones. ripped canvases. the feeling of losing security.

Bruce Banner: yellow jumpers. classical music. sad smiles. notepads filled with theoretical discoveries. broken pencils. clean lab coats. isolation. greek mythology. wanting to be a better person. stress relief dogs. chamomile tea. learning new languages. the feeling of losing control.

Thor Odinson: belly laughs. large hands. mead. early morning walks. meeting up with friends. lumberjack boots. catching fireflies at night. braided hair. the colors of the bifrost bridge. norse poems. poptarts. a collection of different items from the nine realms. the feeling of fear when all hope is lost.

Peter Parker: frayed sweaters. bubbly laughter and shy smiles. chipped cassettes. neon city lights. greasy cheese pizza. tangled headphones. glossy eyes. spearmint gum. bed hair. torn sneakers. a notebook filled with favorite movies. earthy scents. the feeling of insecurity.

Wanda Maximoff: broken mosaics. trembling hands. timid smiles. leather gloves. ripped jeans. the scent of freshly cooked paprikash. recorded videos of loved ones. black nail polish. indie music. sci fi books. exotic candles. a bruised heart. empty glass bottles of perfume. the feeling of never being good enough.

Stephen Strange: dry wit. record players. tailored suits. cocky smirks. scarred hands. classic literature books with uneven binding. success and ambition. ballroom dancing. the scent of aftershave. collections of antique items. red and blue drapes. late sunsets. chipped coffee mugs. a broken clock. the feeling of wanting to know more but never knowing enough.

Bucky Barnes: cheeky grins. irish coffee. the solitary feeling of being alone. quiet laughter. harsh breaths and heaving chests. golden retriever puppies. Chopin’s Nocturne Op.9 No.3. local newspapers. suave pick up lines. breakfast foods. corny jokes. the feeling of not belonging anywhere. 

T’challa Udaku: royal blues and golds. the nostalgic feeling of listening to old music. family heirlooms. feeling content after a day of being productive. sunny afternoons and picnics. smiles from loved ones. a stomach filled with butterflies. banter between siblings. the feeling of being burdened with great responsibility.

Scott Lang: childish laughter. grandma scarves. deep and unconditional love. a heart of gold. the scent of homemade cinnamon twists. longing for stability. fitted black shirts. bruised fingers. pastel colors. scattered blueprints. erratic yet intellectual thoughts. the feeling of not wanting to be another disappointment. 

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peter: you know we are legally allowed to leave if Agent Ross doesn’t get here in 15 minutes

tony: pete, we’re in a council meeting with the UN

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hamilton: i trust you’ll understand the reference to another scottish tragedy without my having to name the play 

hamilton literally -0.32597 seconds later: tHeY thInk mE mAcbEtH

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when Wanda laughs at your synthetic amygdala joke

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steve: hey peter can you give tony and I a hand and read that one parag-

peter: no i cannot 

tony: pete-

peter: whAT UP IM PETER IM 15 AND I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO FUCKIN READ

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yALLLL ya know how they used the avengers theme in caps entrance? dO yA knOw wHy ?!? bc we finally get our d o p e a s s 6 core motherfucking ass bending villain defeating  bitchES BACK IN A4!!! cAPS ENTRANCE SIGNIFIES  THIS SHIT BC THIS BEARDED ASS BITCH BEEN HIDIN BUT NOW HE READY TO TURN A DRIED ASS LOOKIN GRAPE INTO SOME FINE FUCKIN WINE SO HE HAD TONY CAN DRINK UNDER THE SUNSET AND CRY AND SAY SORRY AND JUST BE HAPPY AGAIN 

ALSO THORS ENTRANCE HAD A RENDITION OF THE AVENGERS THEME SO BITCHES WE IN FOR A RIIIIIIDE

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today I was volunteering with some kids at the library and this lil boy was wearing a marvel shirt with all the avengers and I asked him who’s his favorite and he pointed to spider man before looking at me with brightest eyes ever and god the impact marvel has on kids is insane and beautiful and sososo important bc although these characters may be fictional, they mean thE WORLD to people of all ages and are idols and that is so important

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what if wanda teaches peter the hand movements she does to create hexes and peter incorporates it in battle but instead of like red energy balls coming out of his hands, he just looks like hes doin jazz hands but spews out webs and tony sees him and is like “kid???? what the fuck????”

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING SJCJSJHAHAHHAHA

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tony: now peter, one of the key things to know about becoming a strong successful man is-

peter:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) cant spell success without succ

tony: excuse me???

peter:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tony: ...

tony: gtfo

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yo corvus glaive fucking stabbed the human out of vision in infinity war lmao

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you guys! i feel like we fucking sleep on the fact that stan lee served in world war 2. home boi knows what tf hes talking about when referring to war. we stan a legend. he started writing comics when he was in his late 30s!!!!!! thats roughly 20 years after he finished serving!

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one of the best things about infinity war is the music™. (specifically gamoras death scene) they really used that brass at the right moments to broaden the depth of the scene like boi Alan Silvestri conveyed what the Russo Brothers could not in words sheesh like bro marvel is one hell of a p o w e r t e a m

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its okay to like a character!! you do not have to feel like you need to justify yourself to show your appreciation!!! your love is enough. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise