#adult sasunarusasu

[ilbenmalpensanteus]

YES. We know, okay?

This is again from Not knowing when the sunrise will come.

But we are SWEATING on this fic, so, sue us!

Joking. I and @mixu would really really appreciate comments! You can leave your thoughts on Ao3.

This scene covers Day 25, prompt: Years changed but our love stayed same.

Enjoy ✨

Love finds a way

They kissed softly, purposefully, relaying the contents of their hearts as effectively as their fighting — their breaths and heartbeats perfectly synchronized.

The way their bodies fitted together shouldn't be surprising after all they had gone through, but it was mesmerizing nonetheless. It was confirmation that this was what they were always meant to do, all they were always meant to be.

Sasuke felt cold when Naruto pulled back, his breath ragged.

“You love me?” he whispered.

Sasuke wanted to laugh. “I could never not love you.”

A sob escaped Naruto, and he rushed to bury his face in Sasuke’s neck. He just pulled him closer, relishing in the warmth of his body.

Sasuke smiled against his untamed hair, “I thought you would taste like miso.”

Naruto chuckled and squeezed his waist harder, a steady stream of tears soaking the collar of Sasuke’s shirt.

“Usuratonkachi.”

[sapphyrwind]

SNSmonth2023 day20: adult sns

[neosprivacc]

An archive of my conversation with user @sneezemonster15 because I also have the AUTHORITY to post my opinions and no one can take it away from ME /s. I am simply mirroring their energy.

Re: your last reply

Why should I be petty elsewhere? If you have the AUTHORITY to write whatever you want, then what's stopping me from writing whatever I want? No one can take that away from ME. I am simply mirroring your energy. Are you sure you're being genuine? Are you sure you're wrong to overreact? Then why is the post still up? Isn't it because it itches you sm that someone disagree with your holier-than-thou opinion? Who tf do you think you are? Fucking Kishimoto? You're a fan just like me. I can disagree with you just like you can disagree with me or other people's fanfictions.

Me? Making it needlessly personal? Look in the fucking mirror. Who did it first? Someone who doesn't have an empathy can only understand what other people feel if they experience the same thing. So I'll make sure you experience this too.

[heikijin]

Artist & Writer of the fandom and OC variety.

Series and ships include—but are not limited to and are in no particular order:

AoT: JeanMarco, EreJean

Bleach: GrimmIchi, HitsuIchi (adult ver), ShiroIchi, RenIchi, ShuuRen, IchiKon

GW: 1x2x1, 3x2, 3x1

FMA: RoyEd, AlEd, JeanRoy

AtLA: Zukka

VLD: Klance, Shance, Sheith, Hance, Heith, Allurance

BNHA: DKBKDK, BKTDBK, KRBK, KacChako, KiriKacChako, IzuKacChako, TsuChako, InaTodo

Naruto: SasuNaruSasu

Tristamp: Vashwood

KnY: Genya x Tanjirō

[sasnartrash]

not gonna say im sorry bc im not

[kinmics]

Sasuke: *does anything*

Naruto:

[draidachiart]

[solemnxrequiem]

It hit me like a freight train this weekend that my interest in Rivals Dynamics in fanfic and in media in general may stem from the whole SasuNaruSasu phase back in high school.....

[rosieramen]

Its been colored! Super happy with the way this turned out.

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[ilbenmalpensanteus]

Here we are with another drabble by @mixu and me.

This work is full of Love, Angst, Passion and, obviously, Sasuke and Naruto’s horny asses!

Maybe tomorrow covers three days of snsmonth:

Day 20: Adult SasuNaru

Day 22: Making out // Hokage x ANBU

Day 30: Let’s run away together // Tenderness

Enjoy ✨

Maybe tomorrow

“Sas- Sas, wait.” Naruto’s chuckles were swallowed by the Uchiha’s greedy mouth.

“No. I waited all day.” Sasuke withdrew briefly — eyes zeroing on Naruto’s swollen bottom lip, he reached down again to suck on the damp flesh.

Naruto whined, his hips swinging forward on their own to grind against Sasuke’s, seeking some relief for his aching erection.

The desk was digging a hole in the back of his thighs and Sasuke’s hawk-shaped mask kept clanking on the wood, but their moans and groans filling the office were-

“Shikamaru- Shika is right out there-!”

It was surprisingly easy to forget about his ever-present assistant when Sasuke was on him like this — his friend spent days drooling on his desk and browsing tedious documents-

However, despite his chill demeanor, Shikamaru surely didn’t appreciate when his naps were interrupted — especially when what woke him up was the sound of Sasuke’s balls slapping against the Hogake’s ass.

“Then be quiet, dobe,” The other man growled, burying his face in the crook of Naruto’s neck, biting on his pulse point harshly.

Naruto’s heartbeat accelerated. “I didn’t know boring-ass meetings were such a turn on for you.” The blonde couldn’t help his gasp when Sasuke’s hand squeezed between them to slip beneath the hem of his trousers.

“They aren’t,” His teeth scrapes the tan collarbone, leaving red indents Naruto’s was sure Kurama would have a hard time healing. “You are.” Sasuke licked his lobe teasingly, moaning softly directly into his ear.

“Fuck.” Naruto’s cock felt as though it could burn through his trousers, “Get over with it, teme. We don't have much time.”

…

You can find the rest of this work on Ao3!

And we really appreciate comments and kudos! ❤️

[ladsofsorrow24]

drew this to heal the pain in my heart after watching VoTE 2 again 😔😔

i just need them to be happy sappy old married couple is that so much to ask?? 😢

[sasuketime]

when I was younger and got my first ipod i had this app called simsimi where you could talk to a robot and i used it a lot so i tried redownloading it and talking w it and i’m fucking dead man

[kinomiakai]

September 25: Your Previously Unpublished WIP

Okay well all of my WIPs are unpublished, so let’s go with one I’ve never posted an excerpt of. How to train your dragon AU, anyone? (SNS; excerpt under the cut).

   Naruto slapped a branch away from his face, hiking further up the hill.

   So—okay—his dad absolutely didn’t believe him about the nine tails. Fine. Fine. It’s not like his dad listened to him any other time—why would this be any different?

    But—maybe it was a little far-fetched that he took the entire thing down. It was the strongest beast out of all of them—the scariest, at least—and no one had ever been able to even damage it—

    He let out a breath, looking up. All these fucking mountains, and Naruto had sent the biggest beast to the biggest one.

    And he had managed to lose it.

    How do you lose a beast the size of a mountain?!

    Naruto slapped at the bush beside him, as if the beast would be hiding there, behind it—

    He hit fur.

    “Ah—whoa, what the f—” he stumbled back, eyes wide—

    Fur. Okay. There was an animal—or something—

    Naruto slowly moved around the bush, ducking down, reaching slowly—slowly—

    There—bound tight in a net—was a fox.

    A fox with nine tails.

    “Oh shit.” Naruto let out a breath. “Oh shit—yes! I did it! I fucking did it!”

    Naruto punched a fist in the air, hollering. He didn’t know why the thing was so much smaller, now, but it didn’t matter—he’d done it. And he’d have proof. And now his dad would have to listen to him—have to acknowledge him and he would finally—finally—

    A strangled noise came from beside him and Naruto nearly flew out of his skin.

    Oh—oh, crap.

    “Crap,” he breathed, “you’re not dead. Okay. Okay—then—I—I have to—”

    He grabbed the kunai—he only kept a couple on him—from the pouch on his leg, watching as the blood red eyes followed the blade—

    “I’m,” he swallowed, “I’m going to kill you.”

    It was too dangerous to leave alive—too dangerous to leave here, so close to the village. He knew that. He knew that.

    The fox’s eyes moved to his—to the blade—and then back. He could see—now—the way the net had twisted one of its paws back (uncomfortably, unnaturally, oh that really wasn’t supposed to be bent that way)—the way it had dug into its neck, under the fur (he could see the skin where the fur had rubbed away; he could see the skin, red and marred and half a step to bloody)—he forced himself to move forward, holding the kunai out in front of him—

    “...I did this,” he whispered, staring down at the beast.

    It didn’t struggle as he moved closer—only moved its eyes back to him—back to the blade—to him, again. The kunai was right beside it and yet its body didn’t tense—it didn’t roar, or growl, or do anything the fox usually did—and there was something in that gaze that looked so much like—

   “I did this.”   

   The fox watched the blade for a moment longer—and then its eyes closed.

    Naruto reached out and cut the net.

    It was barely a second before he felt his back hit the dirt—before he felt the claws on his chest—he stared, eyes wide, at the face of the beast overtop of him—

    This was it. He was going to die here. The fox was going to maul him or eat him or do whatever the demons did with the stuff they stole—take him away, maybe, and no one even knew that he had come up here so they wouldn’t even—

    The fox leaned in and screamed.

    Naruto trembled under the force of it—those teeth (fangs) were almost pressed against his face—

    And then it was gone.

    “Hah,” Naruto breathed, clutching at his chest, “ah…”

    He was alive. He was alive—he was—

    He had kept a demon alive.

    “...Fuck.”

[sasuluvsfishcake]

SasuNaruSasu Fic Rec Pt. 2

FYI: Titles with An asterisk next to them are explicit and/or contain smut.

The Things We Sacrifice by CanineKitten* https://archiveofourown.org/works/10691046/chapters/23676345?view_adult=true Deception by BriEva, KizuKatana* https://archiveofourown.org/works/1614041/chapters/3437627?view_adult=true The Bet by CanineKitten https://archiveofourown.org/works/18659161 Nocturne by CanineKitten https://archiveofourown.org/works/18028718/chapters/42598859?view_adult=true The Broken Halves of a Whole by CanineKitten “Sasuke demands answers.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/15906846/chapters/37076769 Fragile Hearts by CanineKitten* https://archiveofourown.org/works/15695217/chapters/36473463?view_adult=true Life Without Naruto by MissMouse43 (Sad, but beautiful) https://archiveofourown.org/works/3462797 How To Adult by MissMouse43* https://archiveofourown.org/works/11611716?view_adult=true New Year Nirvana by ColdCombatant* https://archiveofourown.org/works/16703050 Disinclined Adaptation by ColdCombatant* (An amazing story with great plot and the best smut I’ve ever read) https://archiveofourown.org/works/11759499/chapters/26507115 It's Not Fair by UchihanoChidori* https://archiveofourown.org/works/1113777/chapters/2242679?view_adult=true sort of like sasuke by gayasfuck_orwhatever https://archiveofourown.org/works/27241507 Home by zeraporter* https://archiveofourown.org/works/25763236/chapters/62567371 Give us our Daily Ramen by KizuKatana* https://archiveofourown.org/works/2324315/chapters/5118851?view_adult=true Crazy Rich Uchihas by AnarchyAngel https://archiveofourown.org/works/23039620/chapters/55098013 Opposite Sides of the Tracks by KizuKatana* https://archiveofourown.org/works/1535993/chapters/3251177?view_adult=true A Mistake by OfFansAndFlames https://archiveofourown.org/works/11241171 I'm too young to feel this old by BoomerangChicken https://archiveofourown.org/works/26188300/chapters/63727837 bleary by upottery* https://archiveofourown.org/works/7224832?view_adult=true a home against his fingertips by kintou* https://archiveofourown.org/works/26670337?view_adult=true Moments by KinomiAkai https://archiveofourown.org/works/21497542 Lost by KinomiAkai “In which Naruto brings Sasuke back.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/27788302 You're Adorable by adrian (obitouchiha) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17712053 Between Friends by orphan_account* https://archiveofourown.org/works/9578813?view_adult=true Hachi by shherie* https://archiveofourown.org/works/5660455/chapters/13037527 Under the Freezing Moon by hopelessbromantic3652* https://archiveofourown.org/works/27721369?view_adult=true Pressing On by Daydreamer* https://archiveofourown.org/works/692051?view_adult=true A Meeting Of Hearts by Daydreamer* https://archiveofourown.org/works/513368/chapters/905531 i still want you by ApfelTHS* https://archiveofourown.org/works/27915673/chapters/68359507 Treat Me Rough, Treat Me Really Nicely by saucekays* https://archiveofourown.org/works/26224330?view_adult=true Touch Me There (Make Me Feel Human) by saucekays* https://archiveofourown.org/works/27844129 The Many Domestic Days of Naruto and Sasuke by blueeyedslifer https://archiveofourown.org/works/22025629/chapters/52564114 That's What Best Friends Are For by heimai* https://archiveofourown.org/works/14435961/chapters/33342714 Proposal by Nomme_dePlume https://archiveofourown.org/works/13939188 Periscope by Samauke09* https://archiveofourown.org/works/15842418/chapters/36894171 Underwater by Dae https://archiveofourown.org/works/26430757 A Warm Smile For Your Heart by Dae* https://archiveofourown.org/works/15184181/chapters/35213969 Concupiscence by beanweenie* https://archiveofourown.org/works/27807340?view_adult=true The Swing at the Park by SasuNarufan13 https://archiveofourown.org/works/14145708 One Question, Different Answers by SasuNarufan13 https://archiveofourown.org/works/13988595 Pleasant misunderstanding by SasuNarufan13* https://archiveofourown.org/works/952088?view_adult=true

[domesticsns]

The Purple Turbo Tube Slide

Genre: Slice of life, Romance, Comedy, fluff

Main-pairing: SasuNaruSasu

Summary:  Naruto (33) and Sasuke (33)  go to their nephew’s birthday party. Soon Naruto goes off to play with the children while Sasuke spends some quality time with his the adults of his family. When Naruto gets a bit over his head he decides to slide down on a children's turbo tube slide and managed to get stuck half-way. Sasuke, annoyed his husband didn’t listen to his warnings, gets a surprise visit from the biggest demon he had to face during his childhood

The Purple Turbo Tube Slide, part one 

Sasuke was fixing the collar of his white shirt before fastening the buttons on the ends of his sleeve. He looked over his shoulder to the bed where he could see his husband snoring loudly while hugging the pillows on the empty bed side.

“We’re going to be late,” Sasuke said his eyes fixated on Naruto’s face that was drooling over the pillow. The man had been getting up and falling back asleep for the past two hours. He continued snoring.

“Come on,” Sasuke turned around and walked over to the bed, shaking Naruto. “We have a lot to do.”

Naruto woke up, an groaned annoyed. He grabbed Sasuke’s wrist and pulled him in the bed.

“No, you are not getting out of this.” Sasuke sat up and pushed Naruto’s hand away from him.

“Isn’t there a nicer way to wake your husband up? I’ve heard people waking up to kisses or…” A small smirk appeared on his face.

Sasuke kicked Naruto on the side, so he rolled off the bed and onto the ground. He heard a soft moan once the men hit the floor.  Sasuke leaned over the edge of the bed, looking at his idiot husband, making do with the fuzzy rug.

“I can get used to this, dattebayo..” Naruto muttered grabbing the black cat that was trying to get away and used her as a pillow to hug. Sasuke shook his head, but couldn’t supress a small smile. Naruto was adorable.

“Maybe if you were being nicer, I wouldn’t have such a hard time.”

Sasuke sighed deeply and mockingly began calling: “Sweetie, Baby, darling, Bambi, cutie pie, my one and only, sun of my moon-“

“OK-“ Naruto rolled on his back, and the black cat took her opportunity to get away an jump on the nightstand.

“The line goes, ‘Moon of my life’ and you would’ve known that if you watched HBO with me.”  Naruto sat up and rubbed his eyes before looking up at Sasuke.

“Whatever,” The Uchiha sat down on the edge of the bed and looked down on his husband. They have been married for a while now,  ever since they were twenty-eight and ran off and got eloped. Now they are thirty-three and still madly in love. It was so odd how opposite attract.

Naruto had ocean blue eyes, blond short hair, his left ear was covered in piercings, he had snake-bite piercings and another piercing in eyebrow. His right arm was covered in colourful tattoos, the colour orange sticking out the most because of the nine tailed fox on his upper arm. His stomach had some ancient sealing tattooed on it and his left arm was covered till his elbow, one of the tattoos was Sasuke’s name in hiragana. It is insane to tattoo your back then boyfriend’s name on your arm, but to be fair, he lost a bet with Sasuke and till now did not come to regret it.

Naruto was a nice person, pure hearted and good to the bones. He was friendly, helped everybody he could. He was kind and easy to talk to. He could even befriend the worst person on the earth and even they would end up caring about him.

Sasuke was the opposite of this. He had dark eyes that almost appeared to be black, his hair was midnight blue and his skin didn’t have any art on it or metal in it.  He was cold and always saw the worst in people.

He leaned in and kissed Naruto’s forehead. Naruto smiled at this. They’ve been married for five years and yet every small bit of soft affection from Sasuke made his heart pound like a pre-teen madly in love.

“Fine, fine I’ll hit the shower.” Naruto said, getting up from the floor. “But I’ll get to choose the music on our way to Madara.”

“Fine,” Sasuke agreed “You know what you are going to wear?”

“Uhm...My orange sweater.” Naruto looked over at Sasuke, seeing his expression change ever so slightly.

“I guess…Just jeans with a shirt-“

Sasuke’s face did it again.

“….I go naked?” Naruto raised a questionable eyebrow.

Sasuke’s face did it a third time

“Uhm….What am I going to wear?” Naruto asked feeling the pressure of judgement on his shoulders.

“Well, I guess if you want me to choose what you wear today. I guess I can take a minute to think about it.”

“Don’t pretend like you haven’t been thinking about what I should be wearing all night.”

“Nonsense.” Sasuke said, and it sounded almost believable if it wasn’t for that slight twitch of his lip that formed a minor smirk.

Naruto shook his head.

“The first then minutes I was thinking about what I was going to wear.” Sasuke said.

Naruto gave his husband a small smile and headed to the bathroom where he proceeded to get ready for the day.  He felt a bit hesitant because although he loved Sasuke and his family very much, his family had the tendency to be extremely…Savage. Naruto wasn’t sure if it was normal. He was an orphan ever since he could remember. He did not have any siblings, cousins, uncles or aunts. He didn’t know what was appropriate and what was normal. Sasuke was really close with his family. Ever since his mother died and his father wanted nothing to do with him. His brother and three cousins were always there for him. They were very important to Sasuke and so they were important to Naruto too. He sighed as he pulled on the clothes Sasuke had picked out for him and headed to the kitchen.

“How old is Obito now anyway?” Sasuke asked, he was sitting down on the bar table, apparently texting his brother.

“Turning eleven, I believe.” Naruto said, grabbing something to eat.  Sasuke looked up from his phone to his husband and seemed generally pleased.

“You look handsome,” Sasuke commented, leaning over the bar table. Naruto smiled and leaned in to kiss Sasuke.

“What should we get him?” Naruto asked, “I was thinking-“

“A hunting knife.” Sasuke said absent minded as he read a message Itachi send him.

“He is eleven…” Naruto said, leaning on the table and giving his husband a questionable look.

“Yeah he could have some practice before he turns thirteen and Madara drops him off in the forest for a week to fend for himself.”

Naruto’s expression changed to one of horror before he could see Sasuke look up and give him a soft small smile.

“Joking.” He said before putting his phone down.

“What were you thinking?” Sasuke asked, giving his full attention to Naruto now.

“Video game. It is a bit expensive…And we would probably have to get two…” Naruto had a small grin on his face seeing Sasuke look slightly confused, “Because I kind of want to have the same game.”

“But it isn’t your birthday.” Sasuke said.

“But it will be in like eight months!” Naruto laughed, “I am an adult, I am going to get that game.”

“Sure,” Sasuke said, “then use your own credit cards except of your joined debit card.”

“Boy, when the Korean Elvis married us, you knew what you were getting into.” Naruto laughed, “A public school art teacher who is seriously underpaid.”

“But did you finish that other game that was almost sixty bucks?” Sasuke asked, folding his arms. “I thought we made a promise that you will have to finish a game before you buy another.”

Naruto raised an eyebrow and put his glass of apple juice down before walking towards the bookshelf and grabbed a book turning to Sasuke.

“Did you finish this?” He asked.

Sasuke eyed the book before looking Naruto straight in the eye.

“Yes.” He lied almost convincingly.

“How did it end?” Naruto asked.

“….They got married.” Sasuke remained his straight face.

“Did they though?” Naruto opened the book and looked at the last page. “No, they all die.” Naruto said, pushing the book back on the shelf hearing Sasuke whisper: “Spoilers much…”

He grabbed another book and held it up.

“So you haven’t finish that book and yet…These three books appeared out of nowhere on the shelf.”

“Yeah it is crazy how books just….Appear….” Sasuke sighed looking at Naruto giving him a ‘are you kidding me’ expression, “Alright buy the game.” Sasuke gave in.

They headed To the store to get the gift and headed towards Madara that was a two hour drive to his house in the suburbs. Madara was a men that was very well off. His house had five bedrooms and a huge garden. It was only him and his two sons, Obito and Tobi. His wife and him got divorced three years ago, but they remain on good terms. They went around the back and walked inside the garden. There was a swing set where Itachi was pushing his daughter, Naori. And Shisui was pushing his daughter, Mirai. The girls were laughing and shouting to go higher and higher. Up on the tree house Tobi and Obito, chasing one another.

“UNCLE SASUKE!” Obito shouted from on top of his longs. He slid down the purple turbo tube slide . He ran up to Sasuke and wrapped his arms around the men’s waist and hugged him tightly.

“Happy birthday,” Sasuke patting the boy’s head.

“I’m so glad you came!” The boy said excitedly.

“We got you something very good,” Naruto said, handing Obito the present. “It is actually PG 13,” Naruto whispered.

“Presents after dinner!” Madara shouted from the BBQ grill. He was wearing an apron saying  ‘kiss the cook’. Obito had a pouting expression on his face.

“Uncle Naruto!” Naori and Mirai ran from the swing to Naruto and jumped at him. Tobi wrapped his arms around Naruto’s left arm and Mirai on his right one. Naori hugged his leg as she was just tall enough to reach Naruto’s thigh.

“I drew a cat. You wanna see. You wanna see!” Naori grabbed Naruto’s free arm.

“I drew a dog!” Tobi exclaimed.

“I drew unicorn!” Mirai added.

“Naori, Tobi, Mirai let your uncle Naruto first have a drink first, alright.” Itachi told his daughter and nephew. They both looked sad for a moment and so did Naruto. He looked over at Sasuke.

“Oh just go. Stay hydrated” He said, causing all four to smile again and run inside.

Itachi sighed and looked at his younger brother.

“How have you been, little brother.” He let his hand run down Sasuke’s hair, fixing it slightly on the sides.

“I am thirty-three, can you stop calling me little,” Sasuke said slightly annoyed as he tried pushing his brother’s hand away.

“You could be eighty-two and I still see that little boy running after me and begging me to play with him.” He laughed seeing Sasuke’s slightly embarrassed face.

“Oh remember when he was a baby and kept crawling towards you. Adorable!” Shisui tried to pinch Sasuke’s cheek, but Sasuke had no problem to slap his hand away as soon as it approached him.

“Don’t Shisui, you know he’s a cop now.” Itachi chuckled.

“I’m a detective.” Sasuke corrected his brother, but his words went unnoticed.

They walked up to the patio where the other members of the Uchiha-family were.

“Sasuke, I’m so happy to see you.” Izumi, Itachi’s wife, said as she got up from the chair and gave Sasuke a big hug. She has known him for almost twelve year and still managed to be oblivious to the fact that Sasuke did not like people inside his personal space. He decided to let it slide, yet another time, she did gave birth to his niece after-all. Kurenai, Shisui’s wife, did respect his personal space and greeted him with a simple nod.

“Oh the handsome Uchiha came too,” Mei, Madara’s ex-wife, walked outside, holding two cold beers in her hand. “I’m glad seeing you here again,” she said handing him a cold one and proceeded to smack his ass before sitting down between Kurenai and Izumi. Sasuke had an annoyed expression on his face, glaring at her. She smirked, taking a sip from her beer before putting her hands up and saying, “arrest me officer!”

The awkward tension was shrinking when Madara called for Sasuke: “ Hey Sasgay! Hey Sasgay!” he sniggered at his joke before pointed at the sausage on the grill.

“You want the sausage!” He laughed like he was the villain of a Disney movie.

“I would Maddy but you don’t seem to have it.” Sasuke said, causing Shisui, Kurenai and Izumi to laugh while Itachi tried to hold back his smile.

“Confirmed, it ain’t impressive!” Mei said loudly, “you would think with that bush of untamed hair you would have a-“

Mei was interrupted by the sound of something falling and breaking inside the house followed by Naruto’s voice shouting: “EVERYTHING IS FINE! NOTHING IS BROKEN!”

“I swear to God if that is my mother’s ashes…”

“I be damn happy the ugly urn is out of my house.” Mei finished Madara’s sentence for him. They shared a look and a grin. Even though they were divorced they were great co-parents with the occasional booty call. How they worked…It was a mystery to almost everybody present.

“Nah seems to be the Chinese vase they broke,” Sasuke said looking through the window.

“I thought the purpose of an adult watching over the kids was so they would not break anything.” Kurenai stated.

“Naruto is a slightly taller child,” Mei chuckled “By now you should know that.” She turned her gaze back at Sasuke, her eyes were looking at him like he was some sort of not so secret sexual desire of hers.

“I don’t understand, how are you gay?” Mei said, “I get if you are an ass kind of men, but women have asshole’s too.” She raised an eyebrow.  “We’ve all done butt-stuff, right ladies!” she looked at Kurenai and Izumi that looked away, not willing to participate in the conversation. The awkward tension was back.

“Fine,” Mei sighed, a bored look took over, “But then why not a rich sugar daddy why a mere professor?”  

“Professor?”  Sasuke frowned slightly, “He teaches public school.”

“Oh, poor soul.” Madara said. “You know, I have a pretty good divorce lawyer…And he is also very into ass.”

“I get why you two were married…”Sasuke muttered and shook his head at Madara before looking back at Shisui.

“When is Izuna going to be here?” He asked.

“He said he was stuck in traffic-“

“That’s code for not having left the building yet,” Sasuke said, rolling his eyes.

Maybe if Izuna got here he could take some of the heat off Sasuke. Izuna was quite the hot mess of the family. He would have been able to swift the conversation away from Sasuke.

Sasuke took a sip from his beer before looking at the cool box and pushing it away from the door opening to the side. It caused most of the others to give him a slightly odd look, but soon their questions were answered when Obito, Mirai, Tobi and Naori ran from the back door in the garden, all four not looking in front of them as they rushed towards the tree house. Naruto ran outside getting a strange looks from his in-laws.

“…We’re playing a game….” He said.

“Naruto, you don’t have to look after the children. They’ll be fine as long as they are in our view.” Izumi said, “sit down, you want a beer?”

Naruto’s expression stiffened and Sasuke had a small smile on his face.

“Yeah…I would do that but…You know…We’re playing tag and you know…I am ‘it’ so…..” Naruto slowly walked away before sprinting off.

“He would make a great father, don’t you think?” Kurenai stated, getting an agreeing nods from Itachi and Shisui.

“Speaking of children-“

Sasuke rolled his eyes, he couldn’t believe how un-smooth they managed to swift the conversation to yet another sensitive topic.

“I don’t think so-“ Sasuke was quickly interrupted by Mei

“I would be honoured to be like your surrogate.” Mei said and for a moment Itachi looked very weirded out. He gave his brother a quick look and shook his head.

“No…” Sasuke said.

“Adoption is great too.” Shisui said. “We’re actually talking about adopting a second child.”

“Why you have good swimmers yourself, don’t you?” Madara commented.

“It is not about being fertile-“

“We’re bored already,” Madara added.

The door bell rung and Madara looked annoyed.

“it is probably Izuna,” Itachi said, “forgot to use the back door as stated in the evite.”

Madara walked back inside the house as Sasuke looked at the tree house where he could see Mirai, Naori and Obito ,Naruto and Tobi.  He headed towards it.

Sasuke didn’t know how he got the ability to sense something going wrong before it happened, but he knew he become like this after Naruto and he moved in together.

“Hey Naruto,” he called out. Not a moment later his husband looked down.  “I don’t think the tree house was built for more than two children-“

“Looks pretty steady to me.” right as he said that Mirai screamed at the sight of a spider and bumped right onto Obito that fell over the wooden window. Obito screamed but was saved by Sasuke  who caught him in his arms. Obito stopped screaming and wrapped his arms around sasuke hugging him tightly.

“I’m so sorry!” Mirai shouted.

“Enough, everybody out of the tree house. That includes you Naruto.” Sasuke said with a strict voice. He was just happy no other adult has seen Obito fall down or else he wouldn’t hear the end of it.

“Owh men…” Naruto turned his head to Mirai, “you ruined it for all of us.”

“Thanks uncle Naruto…” You could see the slight annoyance on her face.

“Can I go from the turbo tube slide !” Naruto shouted as the children climbed down the ladder.

“It is designed for children, not grown men.” Sasuke said.

“I bet I fit in there…” Naruto said eyeing the turbo tube slide  before diving head first in it. Sasuke could hear Naruto get stuck at the turn of the tube slide.

Sasuke put Obito on the ground, the boy was shaking.

“Get over yourself, you aren’t hurt.” Sasuke said harshly before walking to the end of the turbo tube slide .

“You’re stuck, aren’t you?” He asked squatting down at the end of the turbo tube slide .

“No….” He could hear Naruto’s voice echo. He couldn’t see him, it was too dark inside the purple tube.

“I told you not to. Do I need to call the fire department….Again?” he sighed. He really didn’t want to explain for a second time to the firefighters that Naruto was his husband, a thirty-three year old men and mentally not behind in a…Diagnosable way.

“No! I can totally get out of here!” Naruto shouted back. Sasuke shook his head while feeling somebody tap his shoulder. He didn’t want to hear any of his family’s mockery so he pushed the hand away without looking behind him.

“Not now, I’m busy because an idiotic moron got himself stuck inside a children’s turbo tube slide ! AND NEVER LISTENED TO ME!” Sasuke shouted the last part right inside the tube slide so Naruto could hear it echo.  

“I’m sorry….” He could hear a slight mumble coming back.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and sighed deeply before turning around, expecting to see his brother, but the moment he did. His heart stopped beating and his body stiffened. His expression changed from annoyed to ultimately shocked.

Standing right in front of him was Fugaku Uchiha, his father, who he hadn’t seen or spoken to in ten years. The men who had belittled him, crushed him and abandoned him. The man that made every bit of love, happiness and light disappear from Sasuke’s life for the longest time.

Sasuke quickly looked in the corner of his eyes where he could see Madara, Itachi, Shisui and Izuna stand there staring at the situation speechlessly. Mei, Izumi and Kurenai looked confused. He felt like a weak hopeless child again.

“Hey! I can crawl! ” Naruto’s voice came from the slide, waking Sasuke’s up. He realised he was no longer a child he was an adult and he was a respected detective, he was married and had two cats. Yet his husband is stuck in a purple turbo tube slide for a second time in his life.

“Father…” Sasuke spoke softly.

“You look just like your mother.”

“That is not much of a compliment for an adult men.”

“It wasn’t meant as one. It’s an observation.”

“Very well.”  Sasuke lowered his eyes, even when he tried to remind himself he was an adult his father did manage to get the upper hand and make him feel worthless.

“I see you got married” He indicated to the ring on Sasuke’s finger.

Just before Fugaku could say something else, he could hear a scream coming form the tube slide. Naruto slit out of the slide, head first, and landed on the ground. He groaned when his back hit the grass and looked up at the sky seeing his husband’s face giving him a concerned look and a grumpy old men giving him the most disgusted look he had ever seen somebody give him.

Naruto set up, rubbed the back of his head before standing up. From the conversation he heard from inside the tube slide, he wished he could have stayed stuck there for a little longer.  

“Uhm…Hey…I’m Naruto….” Naruto said, getting up and extending his hand to Fugaku, he looked down at Naruto’s left hand, seeing a wedding ring, before looking at the extended hand in front of him.

He remained quiet.

  TO BE CONTINUED

[cappucino-commie]

what does that post mean by “antis” I’ve never heard that phrase used before???

   What does anti mean? Great question! Depending who you ask, it ranges from ‘someone with common sense to’ to ‘crazy puritans who murder people for having different shipping opinions’. So let’s tackle some backstory here.

   Fandom used to be way more shipping intense. That was the big thing people did- write fanfic for the purpose of seeing romantic pairings they wanted together. These days there’s a lot more speculative exploration with different plotlines and ideas and genres, and less intense shipping. It still exists, don’t get me wrong, but it used to be worse. Somehow.

  But anyways people argued a lot about Who Was Correct About Shipping. If someone liked SasuNaruSasu and someone else like NaruSaku, and the NaruSaku person started insulting SNS and calling it an unrealistic gay fantasy and dumb etc etc etc you might call them ‘anti’ SNS. In fact, there were massive anti-NaruHina and anti-NaruSaku crowds before the manga concluded. Mostly self projecting fanboys but hey ya know. There was also character bashing, which was when someone would write a fic of their ship and write a character from the ship they disliked (often their NOTP) as wildly out of character and horrible to prove a point. See TV Trope’s “Ron The Death Eater”. Related, they’d write characters they liked extremely out of character to make them good people- TV Tropes “Draco In Leather Pants”.

   So far we’ve defined anti as someone who’s anti some ship. Which is a good historical definition to start making sense of the discourse these days. Cause now we got to start talking about pedophiles. Here’s the thing about the internet- it enabled a lot of people with similar interests to talk to eachother and form communities that otherwise couldn’t exist. This isn’t a bad thing- it’s led to LGBT people being able to have online communities in areas where they can’t have physical ones, people to become educated on topics, and harmless but weird communities to form like furries (they existed before the internet but were never large).

   It also enabled pedophiles to communicate with other pedophiles- and worse, communicate with kids. Before preceding, I would like to dash against the rocks the singular idea of a pedophile as a creepy man living in his mother’s basement. Pedos come in many shapes and sizes, and our society has something of a pedophilia problem- not everyone with a problem is a malicious and horrid TV abuser. But they are a problem. And the internet let them gather and discuss things, and also share things they liked. Because it’s illegal to share actual child porn, they often share fictionalized child porn- writings, drawings, roleplays, etcetera. See (or don’t actually it’s horrifying) sh*ta (replace with an o) or l*li (replace with o) pornography for a good example of this kind of thing. Stuff like that is dubiously legal- not enough to convict someone, but definitely indicative of a real problem. Often times someone can become exposed to it as a teen and it can change sexual tastes and lead to bad things. We can even talk about how the rise of l0li porn lead to increased child trafficking and JK culture (adult men paying highschoolers to date them).

  So where’s the intersection here, right? I’m talking about two different things. Sort of. The story you’ll get from someone who’s “anti anti” has a grain of truth in it, and it’s this:

   Early fandom had a lot of fighting about ships, as mentioned above. Some of it was homophobic, as slash (gay) ships were more controversial. Additionally, fandoms moved from platform to platform because websites didn’t like having gay content on their site because gays are bad for business. What arose from this was a horrible idea: Don’t Like, Don’t Read. Basically the concept of not interacting with people whose ships you don’t like, creating a ship armistice in the fandom. Not actually a bad idea in theory.

  So here’s the intersection- pedophiles exist in fandom. People who produce fiction about adult characters having sex or relationships with minor characters, graphic fictional child pornography, etcetera etcetera. And the fandom defends them, because Don’t Like Don’t Read. When people try to speak out about the (very real) danger of this content being dangerous to minors, or adult content producers grooming minors in fandom (unfortunately also a very real danger) they get accused of being anti-that-ship. Which is true, in some sense, but not really the crux of the issue. Because of previous issues with fandoms having to leave platforms because of company homophobia, fandom as a whole has also created the erroneous connection between homophobia and criticizing fandom- accusing people of being “homophobic puritans” and “like bible thumpers!” for having a problem with someone shipping a 12 year old and his 26 year old mentor. (Which becomes doubly hilarious (and horrible) when it’s straight people accusing gay people of being homophobic for being opposed to pedophilic ships. Which does happen, unfortunately.)

  It’s tempting for people to hold these views because they absolve them of any responsibility or thought about the things they consume. You know, things like “I’m not a bad person for reading dubcon!Master/slave!bondage! Voldemort/Harry fic, you’re a bad person for criticizing me!” However, fiction does impact reality (read about the Jaws Effect for more on that) and these trends can be dangerous- beyond direct grooming, it can actually fuck people up to consume/produce fictional child porn. It can be a stepping stone to more extreme behaviors. We could take a moment to examine a content creator like Shadman, infamous for drawing weird porn that then verged into l0li/sh0ta and then verged into him drawing porn of real celebrity children and having to flee legal action because he was undeniably a pedophile. (He’s also a Nazi, but that’s a different issue).

  So all anti means objectively is “anti-some-ship”. But in context, it’s part of a larger intra-community argument about issues like NSFW content of minor characters, minor/adult ships, the appropriateness of adult fandom members interacting with minor fandom members around nsfw content, the appropriateness of creating shipping content of real people, etc. You might have figured out what side I’m on already. My big issue is that while many of these ideas aren’t bad in theory (ship wars are fucking dumb), again and again they end up protecting abusers and pedos and promoting the spread of disgusting pedophilic content throughout a fandom. So you’ll see people who are “anti anti”, who are about defending to death anyone’s right to write or produce or consume anything, even (and especially) fictionalized child porn. People who will mourn the tragedy of a case of abuse happening in fandom but refuse to think critically about the path that led to that.