#agh ... I just have so much to think about ...

[casualavocados]

…It's nice. You're so noisy. […] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

[dubacheryking]

one of the most annoying aspects of bruce wayne as a character is how much of a Main Fucking Character he is. and i know like, in the metatextual sense, yeah he's the main character so often things revolve around him, but it's not just that; within the story, even if things happen to other people, it's always about bruce. barbara gets shot? thats about bruce! jason dies? thats about bruce? literally FUCKING ANYTHING that happens bruce views as Something To Do With Him, which is SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS and it makes me want to fucking scream. how can one man be so insanely narcisstic that he genuinely sees almost every single problem in the life of anyone tangentially related to him as something to do with him. when can i fucking strange him.

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

This is working soooo well btw

[moonpawmybeloved]

i dont think any of you understand how much i adore the voice. i hope she does something unforgivable and i hope i understand fully why she did it. i hope shes treated with kindness by someone. i hope she gets to be a person. i hope the erins dont mess this up for us. i hope she gets one billion aus where shes happy.

[abyssal-ilk]

when you feel the embarrassment of constantly gushing about a single character and flooding that character's tags with your posts you must ignore that embarrassment. it is the enemy of autistic joy.

[skid-the-mighty-poet]

[throughpatchesofviolet]

I found an incredibly in-depth template for L. Corp OCs on Toyhouse, and it's going to change everything about how I display info for my nuggets--it has the general stuff like their personalities and appearance, as well as a section for fun facts, but it also has tabs for relationships and E.G.O gear, including Gifts, and it's making me so excited ... I'm like a kid in a candy store. Now I just have to fill this out for all 44 of my nuggets ... why did I allow myself to have this many?

[knightelf-archive]

i think im actually the only person i know that hates studio ghibli movies rip

[defibrinationsyndrome]

kinda funny in retrospect how my mom kept forcing me to go on trips as a kid because she wanted me to have fun with the family but i would just isolate myself and withdraw the whole time because i was being forced to do something i didnt want to and that made me feel really bad. and she'd get mad that i wasnt enjoying myself like i was squandering this opportunity that i explicitly did not want. this is your brain on adultism.

[riiviir]

hey guys so I just started reading Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott and OMG AHSBNSBSBSNSNBSHZHSHDBFHGGHFHGRJ2KSHSBSNSK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THINKING ABOUT THE RELATIVITY BETWEEN DIMENSIONS!!!!!!

[lovinggreeniehours]

i do Not know a single fing about five or arifive for dat matter ― yes dis is a free gush pass hehe (●'◡'●)

twirls hair. hi aisha 😁 (tyyyy 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺)

^this is my awesomesauce husband mr five hargreeves who i love and adore forever and ever with every atom of my being 🫶 my guy of all time 🫶 i will kill in his honor 🫶

my older mutuals will remember the days when all i could yap about was his stupid face HDDJFSFH so now i will do that again :)

warning this got so long im sorry HDSHSGH

so to start with, five is from a show called the umbrella academy! which is about five and his 6 siblings, who are ex-superheroes. and the show is more or less supposed to be about how their lives have changed after they grew up and tried to live separate, normal lives. until they find out that the apocalypse is in a few days, and they need to band together one last time to stop it from happening

there are four seasons but. due to reasons bad writing we are ignoring the fourth one 😭 we are rewriting like. everything

now the arifive stuff:

(before the show's plot! because most of their story happens there :) by the time the first episode runs, these two are already married)

five's plot revolves a lot around time travel. when he was 13, he ran away from home to travel to the future, which is how he finds out about the apocalypse. but due to time travel math, he winds up being stuck in a desolate wasteland for 45 years 🥹

but in that depressing future, he finds ari :) ari, prior to the apocalypse, was supposed to be a random civilian and a very big fan of the umbrella academy from when they were superheroes. when a giant explosion cooked the earth and everyone in it, he miraculously survives with powers he never knew he had (the ability to self regenerate injuries at a superhuman rate). which leaves him and five as the only humans left on earth

their funny thing is that ari, due to his fanboyism, has always had a giant crush on five HDDHGSGH 😭 he's very. nd coded, you could say. he's always been stuck in his own world and felt alienated from everyone else. so his hyperfixation was more or less his way of coping with his circumstances. he found a sense of comfort there (the way i do irl with selfshipping) but then now he is meeting his hero fr and finding out that he's actually not what he's been expecting. so there's him coming to terms with that and coming to care for him as a flawed person rather than whoever he cooked up in his imagination. ari cares about him, and he always will. there was just a matter of changing his perspective

and then there's five, who does not understand at all why this random guy he just met is trying to help him so much?????? he's always been the best in his family, and now he's so helpless and uncertain of what to do. he's So unused to having to rely on someone else because he never had anyone to do that for him in the academy. Well Now He Does!!!! ari is willingly holding him up and trying his best to keep him alive because he knows five is trying to find the right coordinates to time travel back home to his original timeline. JUST because he cares. and five doesn't quite Get It but. he certainly feels something about it

i love these two because they just support and strengthen each other unconditionally. it's very heartwarming. to me 🥹

the catalyst for their attachment to each other is when they realize at some point that they might not be able to be together forever. because at some point, five plans to go back to his timeline, where ari doesn't belong. five, being a time traveler, is cautious, and doesn't want to disrupt the timeline somehow by bringing ari with him. and ari just agrees, because he doesn't want to trouble five

but then the thought ate at him more. five couldn't make himself leave ari. he realized he couldn't imagine continuing the rest of his life without him. if something happens to the timeline, five will find a way to fix it himself. but he could and would not leave ari alone here. so :) yeah

they are inseparable after that jfdgjhddh

idk i love their dynamic and how their story can tell you so much about it. it's so healing and sweet. ari used to always be left alone, so five tries to prevent that from ever happening again. five always having to rely on himself, and now he has ari who will go to the ends of the earth to help him

they were both so lonely, until they were finally able to meet and it's just so satisfying

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Everyone wish me good luck I have a big Very Important interview today

[sysig]

I know you, a little to the left (Patreon)

[ectonurites]

SUPER DARK TIMES (2017) DIR. KEVIN PHILLIPS

also, honorable mention to the original script for this scene:

[lightningflvsh]

Love your rr au, the designs are some of the best I've seen <3 And I also think Damian should be tall as heck as an adult, how tall is Jon in your au? (Maybe he takes after his mom's height more?)

Story wise, how did Damian get along with his sibling at first? I always imagine him being kind of an ass to Duke at first, then no one believes Duke years later when he tells them, because dami became such a nice big bro.

Hope you write an update soon!!

i’ve been picturing jon as also pretty tall, but definitely shorter than damian. maybe around 5’11”-6’?

and timeline-wise duke was taken in as a ward/foster child not long before damian showed up [like, a few months, with them being 9yrs old and 11yrs old respectively], and they had a kinda weird relationship? like damian didn’t view duke as bruce’s son because duke was “just a ward” and duke’s parents were technically still alive, if unable to care for him, so damian didn’t see duke as like.. competition for bruce’s attention or anything, but he wasn’t super brotherly to him either. to damian duke was just kind of a kid that he had to live with and there wasn’t much acknowledgement outside of that for a while

dukes reaction to damian, i’m not too sure? i have a reading list for duke comics saved that i need to go through because i wanna learn more about him before i write too much with him [plus he just seems cool and i wanna know more in general]. i think generally he just wouldn’t really know what to make of damian, and maybe make a few attempts to reach out and bond with him, but his success is questionable for a while until they connect over both being artists [in different mediums, but still] and end up being pretty close once damian is better adjusted to life outside the loa

so, dami wasn’t exactly an ass but he wasn’t really nice either? he made more of an effort eventually, and he was around 15-16 by the time he got another younger sibling [cass] so he’d had a lot of practice by then

[gay--dog]

im o tired that ijust put my headphones on over my earbuds but my gay ass still cant sleep. what the he'll.... fuckedup world