#ajax script

[rembrandts-spraypaint]

I may not be math smart autistic but I will give you a whole lecture about The Warriors and all the many gay details in the movie and its original script.

[ayakashibackstreet]

I fucking hate JavaScript

[allfearstofallto]

Y'know - I've always wondered what the yans would do if their darlings *received* a Vision while in captivity? Like I'm sure Scaramouche would just confiscate it, but what about Diluc or Childe? I can't imagine any of the three allowing them to *keep* such a thing on them.

I can't think of which vision each darling would have (I think at least one of them should have geo for their strong will) but other than that, it's definitely up for interpretation.

Also you send like the BEST asks, I love you, this was so fun to write.

When you find your vision, lying on your bedside, your immediate reaction is to hide it from Childe. Quite the perceptive man he is though, even though you positively remember stashing it away in one of your many drawers, under a pile of clothes and fabric, he casually mentions the object the very next day at breakfast. His remark is followed by you nearly choking on your food, meeting his gaze in fear only to find a smile?

Ajax is quite enthused by the new edition. Always the man to love sparring and pushing his life to the limits, you becoming a vision holder entices him, enamours him with you even more. Your vision is yours. Only yours. Don't worry about your orange haired, brightly smiling husband taking it from you, he wants you to keep it. Use it. Train with it even.

Mostly because he develops a sense of pride in knowing that he's partially the reason that you acquired it. Your hatred for him is being used for power, how cute is that? But also because he knows that no matter how strong you get, you'll never be strong enough to get away from him. Keep practicing, he encourages it. After all, Ajax always hated the sight of you losing yourself.

Your daily regime with Scaramouche is air tight. A schedule only the strong willed could accomplish, you seldom find yourself even having enough time to let your eyes wander. So, after dropping your calligraphy brush under the table, you're shocked when you're met with a vision, bright and glowing. Shocked and deeply afraid, you gawk at it with a quivering lip. But nothing can be hidden from Scaramouche, he noticed a change in your body language immediately upon no longer hearing the subtle sound of your brush strokes on the parchment and he too makes the same discovery.

Your vision is snatched from your hands and instantly you feel weak. Distant. No longer yourself, but all too you at the same time. Tales spread of what would happen when someone was separated from their vision, you'd heard of them in passing, but never once cared to listen. That is until today when you feel that same pressure and agony all over your body, making you weaker than before. And Scaramouche notices this too, as he always does. The gears in his head begin turning, a smirk crossing his lips.

Your vision is treated as a reward. Although it is yours and detrimental consequences happen when you're without it, Scaramouche keeps it on his person. In a sickening way, you crave his presence, almost like a drug. Because in him, where he holds your vision hostage, you find yourself. Of course he knows this, he is no idiot, and he revels in the need you feel for him, the control over you that he's always wanted.

Another fit of rage, another day of anger. All you craved was the outdoors. The real outdoors, yet Diluc would never let you have it. Safety this, protection that. He had to have some kind of script. Tender red eyes and soft words would speak down to you, like a child, and infuriate you more. Maybe that's where you're vision came from: your rage.

Both you and Diluc saw it at the same time. Both of you looked upon it in disbelief, yet the surprise was for different reasons.

Diluc didn't hesitate to snatch it into his hold, earning another grimace from you. He clutched it, held it tightly in his gloved hand. Strangely, it felt as if he were squeezing you against his palm. You hated it.

You never got the chance to hold it, not even once. It was locked away, but that much was to be expected. It was dangerous, Diluc insisted. A vision isn't a toy and it's not something to be played with. There was a look of guilt on his face as he spoke this to you, like he was recounting something that you didn't know about. You would've felt sorry for him, if he wasn't knowingly weakening you.

The room where your vision is held is locked tight. It'd be easier to break into the nights of favonious headquarters than it would be to go and take what was rightly yours. You don't even bother trying to ask Diluc for it back. How many of those lectures could he give you about safety? You didn't know nor did you want to hear another.

Instead, you take to sitting on the floor with you head pressed against the door, feeling yourself behind that wall. A pitiful sight you are, whenever you choose to stay there, the maids bring you pillows, blankets, and snacks, forming a little nest of shame. Maybe your pathetic form would guilt Diluc into giving it back?

[pupsmailbox]

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[kiryoutann]

𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃! 𝐀𝐔 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ::: 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐀

LOST AT SEA MASTERLIST (COMING SOON). GENSHIN IMPACT MASTERLIST.

Reincarnation should be a good thing, right? A new chance in life, to become yet another soul chosen to navigate the world once again. Until it isn't.

In the first life, mermaid! reader meets a prince charming. They call him "Ajax" - you learn this after eavesdropping on the mortals' conversation from behind a rock.

Of course, your siblings have warned you about those two-legged landlubbers - that they are cruel, they are merciless and greedy.

"By Poseidon, sister – don't you dare go to shore again. They'll catch you like they did Ariana! They'll descale your fins and take your heart for who knows what!"

When one of your sisters said that, you just nodded pretending to understand. But, well, someone's gotta be the Ariel of the family.

Because it was impossible that Ajax could be the same as those cruel humans.

I mean, don't your brothers and sisters see how he treats animals? That slobbering furry thingy that always follows him every time he wants to go sailing? Mortals call him "Boris". That Boris creature.

Somehow, fate brought you two together. Even the sea and land cannot separate the two of you.

"He promised to marry me, sister!" you said to one of your sisters.

"And you believe him? How will you make sure he will keep his promise, sister? Oh, don't tell me… you've given him that?"

For mermaids, love is not a luxury, but a precious resource. They are said to have just one chance at love in their lifetimes.

When they foolishly give their hearts to a renegade, fate decrees that they shall forever dwell in a state of limbo, torn between the land and the sea. This means that they cannot survive for long on dry land, nor can they venture too far into the depths of the ocean. Instead, they are forced to live on the edge, forever caught between two worlds, no longer able to fully commit to land or sea.

But, Ajax wouldn't do that, right? He is too good, and loves you too much to betray you.

Wrong. Because the night before your wedding, Ajax betrayed you. With another woman.

Every land has a history. The modern era Blue Lagoon is no exception.

In each wave that washes upon its shores holds within it tales of the past, a silent whisper of the countless stories that have shaped the present.

Someone said, before becoming an island exclusively for old money and celebrities, the land once saw the great fury of mother nature.

The storm was so cruel that an entire kingdom was wiped out without a trace. On the other hand, people full of fairy tales say that it was the work of a broken-hearted mermaid.

And when actor! Ajax moved to the said island after breaking up with his cheating girlfriend, he almost laughed from how stupid it sounded. In fact, local people here believe it enough that some people in his circle constantly discuss the existence of a mermaid amidst the champagne and celebrations.

"I think the people here are quite creative. Should submit a script, maybe a director will accept it for a movie." he says. His way of making conversation in his first meeting with the highest paid model of the century - you.

But, when this is Ajax's second life, it is not yours. These cruel centuries have destroyed many but your grudges - your memories.

People are talking about lost kingdoms? About mermaids? As you sipped your champagne and smiled fakely at Ajax, in your heart you knew the truth.

That, indeed, there was an empire before it crumbled. There was love before betrayal. There were mermaids before humans.

And now, caught between land and seas - as a supermodel, you stand before the very vessel that once belonged to your former treacherous lover.

SUPPORT ME THROUGH KO-FI! CHECK MY WRITING COMMISSION.

[flowersandskeletons526]

I need to talk to more people about Rembrandt and Cleon, it is a basic need at this point.

Rembrandt was the one to say it was too soon to mourn Cleon in Woodlawn Cemetery when everyone else was already going "she's gone" (with Ajax taking it one step further and saying she's probably dead) like Rembrandt's the one who's not immediately accepting Cleon is gone

When they reunite in Finale, Rembrandt is the first one to call out to Cleon. And maybe she was just the first to notice her, we know she's observant, but Cleon announces herself with her line before that so it stands to reason they would all see her at the same time and Rembrandt is the first to react. Also she starts off the "how are you home alive" lines after that

Yes I know these are very small details and yes I know they're pretty much the only real interactions the two of them have but I need to get more into the possibilities of their relationship, I have to. I can't wait for the stage production, I'm so ready to see how the actresses interact with each other physically and through the added dialogue that's going to be in the full script and I NEED there to be more Rembrandt and Cleon

[peekaboorpg]

Script pour une liste des membres améliorée : filtres, tri, recherche sans rechargements de page et avec pagination dynamique (v.1.0)

J'ai posté quelques wip et rencontré un certain enthousiasme donc je vous mets le code à disposition maintenant qu'il est terminé ! ✨

Documentation (+ doc sur le forum du Blank Theme)

HTML RECHERCHE, FILTRES ET TRI > https://pastebin.com/y13xn4zS

JS MEMBERLIST > https://pastebin.com/VkRS0JE1

N'hésitez pas à me faire des retours et à demander de l'aide si besoin ; je pense continuer d'améliorer le code si j'y arrive, notamment en optimisant la requête ajax, et pourquoi pas rajouter d'autres champs du profil avec du json... on verra. 👁

[north-kieren]

Hi North!

Can you share how one bonds with a dragon in your Navariah DR? Also, what other mythical/magical creatures live in Navariah and if one could bond with those creatures in the same way as dragons?

Navariah is super fascinating to me, I love hearing about it!

Hey y'all! I see all of your questions I promise, I'll get to them ALL eventually. Anyways 🌚

In my Navariah Dr, I have two dragons, my main dragon that comes with me on expeditions or when I'm just in need of a big powerhouse with wings, Ajax. My other dragon, she's a shifter (no pun intended 😭) her usual form being just a teeny little snake that I keep wrapped around my ankle or somewhere on my person, Lillian. She turns into a huge floating dark green and white glider with teeth that could snap a tree in half probably (haven't considered her to try it out yet but we're getting there)

Ajax is still a baby compared to how old dragons get, he's only around 100 years or so old so he's like a puppy almost, Lillian is a bit older, having had a human partner before me before they retired.

I met Ajax first, after I had turned 20 and started getting classes on military foundations and dragons work (riding, aid, sometimes military work, bonding and instructing, all kinds of stuff) cuz I knew I wanted to be somewhere working for the royals. Ajax was assigned to me after I accomplished my first 3 star assignments while in school (basically tests, one on paper sort of like an exam but one legit lasts 24 entire hours, second one is in training where I've learned an extraordinary skill related to dragon work ((in this case, directing large groups and being successful enough to win a star), and third being approved by an elder by presenting everything you've acquired through your schooling and show promise for both the dragons and Navarians)

Shit took more effort than id like to remember, but it's achievable and I ended up being introduced to my now companion Ajax. He's still pretty new to like.. everything, so we're both still getting the hang of some things, but overall we grew closer over one as we BOTH climbed the ranks and experienced troubles and errors together.

Lillian, actually came to me instead of me seeking her out surprisingly. Popped up on my windowsill one night while I was shaving my mustache in the mirror (I'm a girl btw, forgot to script I don't have insane hair genes) and told me she's been following me around for some weeks and desired to get back into work since her last partner had retired, and that my path that I was on was the exact one she wanted to follow as well. It took a while for me, her, and Ajax to form a WELL functioning trio since Ajax is very prone to mistakes while in the heat of the moment and she's very picky, and very peculiar about how she wants things done, and I just trying to keep us all functioning properly enough to get the job done lmao. However!!! Again, through struggle and errors made together, we grew to be a solid group and they're both now my most trusted souls among a few others as a section general under the queen today. Yippie!!!

(forgot to answer the other questions before I posted this so here's the answers for them that I made on Tik Tok, SORRY!)

[rembrandts-spraypaint]

Honestly i'm slowly starting to appreciate Fox more as a character, sure he doesn't play the biggest role in the movie but he had quite a lot of potential, of course I'm glad they went with Swan and Mercy instead of Fox but other than that I actually like Fox a lot! He's definitely one of the smartest ones of the group but he's one of the more compassionate ones at times in the script, sure he's a HUGE ass to Ajax [who wouldn't be with how his script self was?] but I love how he is with Rembrandt, he's the first to come to his defense when the others [Ajax] are pickin on him and he can be seen trying to somewhat comfort him in bits. When I first watched the movie I saw Fox as pretty forgettable, but learning more about the character definitely makes me like him more.

[emilicorail]

[Genshin Impact] Who was Coppelius and what are his masterpieces ?

Finally ! It is time for me to talk about THIS GUY. Before getting into theories and speculations (because this game never ceases to surprise us with its absurdly huge lore and foreshadowing) it would be a great thing to start with the beginning and by this I mean : Who is he ?

Coppelius was a musician and playwright that lived in Fontaine around 500 years prior to the game's events, before the cataclysm. Almost nothing is known of his life before becoming what we could consider the most famous artist of the nation, but a well hidden element can help us imagine how his childhood was. In Dwight Lasker’s office, located in the ruins of the Institute of Natural Philosophy, we can find this little paragraph at the beginning of his Ancient Notes :

“...Though it's a shame, we'll have to miss it. I was looking forward to Coppelius’ new work. Ever since he was a child, he's always been incredibly talented…”

We can understand that Dwight Lasker knew Coppelius as a child, which could mean that he was also an orphan that grew up in the Narzissenkreuz Institute in the same time period, along with Basil Elton, Karl Ingold and Emanuel Guillotin. (If only there was more information about that !)

Coppelius had a troupe and we learned through the instrument maker Giovanni, Patrono of the Pascale Family at Petrichor, that the family’s ancestors used to be the luthiers who tuned the troupe’s instruments. But who knows if they traveled to other nations ? Talking about Petrichor, this is where we can find one of his descendants : Goldoni. This woman also aims to be recognized as a great playwright. Please go talk to her, she's saying very interesting things !

Now let's see some of Coppelius’ plays, starting with “Golden Hyperborea”. This one depicts the story of a homesick flower (a Lumidouce Bell, referred to as “Weeping Crystal”) who wanders in the freezing lands of the north, which suggests : Snezhnaya. This is where its beauty is made eternal by the icy winds. It is important to note that for Fontainians this flower is said to represent parting and the wish for reunion…

If we follow the critics of his time, this play perfectly aligns with the author's obsessions. It was said that Coppelius gave a great importance to eternal beauty and eternal love, an obsession that can be found in every line of his last works, which also includes “Clockwork Coppelia”.

"There is no absolute good or evil, only absolute beauty and ugliness. And that which makes beauty is eternal love…”

–Coppelius’ words, given to us by Goldoni.

If you are familiar with the lore, the second one will probably remind you of something, this is “Parsifal”. This play is about the eponymous elusive thief from Mondstadt’s old history, and of course the Blue-Eyed Spear Witch. This story inspired two other famous and very special artists from Fontaine : Parsifal the great and her assistant Josephine, they lived around 500 years ago, like the author.

Most of his plays show his interest for history, the next one is “The Saga of Aurelius” that we can read about in the “Silvershower Heartstrings” weapon.

People are unsure about Aurelius' existence, mostly believing that he was invented, just like Ajax (Really?) but in reality, he was one of the four Harmosts of Remuria. Through time, the uncertainty explains why there are a lot of variations for the Harmost’s story. As for the script Coppelius wrote, Aurelius was “a hero as glorious as gold, who conquered countless traitorous nations and cities for Fontaine”.

Some of the other interpretations of the story say that Aurelius and his troops went to the Pine Forest (Dryas Woods) where the protagonist met a young maiden : Dryastis. Some say that she saved him from his foes and took his hand, asking him to take away the conflict and sorrow from this land. And others, that she gave him her bow only for him to get killed by traitors later. Or even, that Aurelius’ passion for Dryastis was so strong that he pursued her in the forest and that she fled to the riverbank, weeping to her pure-water mother, the ruler of the Many Waters. The divinity took pity on her fate, and turned her into a pine tree to escape.

Another play, “Masque of the great”, is mentioned by Goldoni but we don't have any information yet. I first thought it might be about the story told in “the fall of the faded castle” because of its references to “The Masque of the Red Death” by Edgar Allan Poe but we know a Great historical figure who wore a mask : Remus.

There's more of his works that we don't know about yet, or some already named plays which are not clearly attributed to him in-game.

But his greatest, most interesting and famous play is the last one that could not be performed to completion, “Clockwork Coppelia”. You can partially read this one in the “Flowing Purity” weapon !

The character Coppelius, whose name is the same as the playwright, created an automaton : Coppelia. Because he committed an unclarified sin he was chased and his plan was finally exposed to the marechaussee. He bids farewell to Coppelia before his punishment, asking her to sing for him one last time. But she does not want to sing of this sin and inevitable punishment, she says that everything he pursues is illusory, as hollow as stage scenery.

Later in the play, Coppelia is traveling with a young man named Nathaniel. She explains to him why she travels, that she is searching for her creator even if she believes him to be dead. The clockwork lady says that all sin will be forgotten once her rusted gears return to the same ash as Coppelius’ bones. Nathaniel asks Coppelia what she exactly plans to do, she reveals that her heart was stained by the same sin during this journey. What we know of the incomplete play ends with Coppelia wondering how her tortured heart could even find peace.

The first and last representation of this play coincides with its author's death. When Coppelius presented “Clockwork Coppelia” at the theater it was interrupted during the first intermission because of the Cataclysm. Only few spectators survived the destruction of the opera theater and it is only through them that some parts of Coppelia’s story are still known.

After five hundred years, this unfinished tragedy can be seen come to life as the Icewind Suite, the duo of automatons inspired by the play.

According to Maillardet, the researcher from FRIKEE who built them, the idea first came from the director Bossuet. But honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he stole this idea from someone else because it already happened…Since he was forced to resign from his role as a director, Maillardet took over the project. However, this engineer wanted to achieve something different by creating the Artificed Dancers, it gradually strayed from the first idea and became this world Boss we now know.

Maillardet also adds his bits of story from what he understands of it, about “how Coppelius was defeated in a war against temptation, and was thus punished” and how Coppelia, in her love, nearly died of grief and set on a journey to save her imprisoned creator. But he also says that no matter the drama, it must end in a lovers’ dance.

[asthedeathoflight]

Did Ajax still have her baseball bat when she went after that cop? The script doesn't mention it but I can't really picture her just discarding it considering how uncomfortable she was with being unarmed.

[wenclairfamily]

The Most Unusual Wednesday Fanfic Tale: WEDNESDAY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

What if Wednesday Addams was the host one night on Saturday Night Live? In this special tale, we see that scenario play out. *This is literally the hardest thing I've ever had to write... but I hope you all enjoy it!

Links to the Full Story: Wattpad, Archive Of Our Own, Fanfiction.net

-Or just click keep reading to see the full story immediately!

Wednesday Addams was sitting in her bedroom in front of her laptop looking furious. Enid soon entered the room looking curious and concerned as she said, "Hey Wednesday. What's wrong? You look was more gloomy than usual?" Wednesday groaned in frustration, and then said, "It's the TV show based on my autobiography. Netflix recently announced Wednesday Season 2 is premiering this August." A very excited Enid then said, "It is!? All right! God, it's taken forever. I mean sometimes it feels like the first season came out before our two children were born, and even before we started dating. So what's the problem?"

As Wednesday put a hand against her forehead, she looked very frustrated as she said, "Well... apparently as the prolific author of the book series that the TV series is based on, I am supposed to do a press tour to promote the television program, per the contract I signed with my publisher. However... there is a clause in the contract I unfortunately overlooked which states that at the discretion of my publisher, my required press tour can include appearing on a... late night entertainment show... which I have to do now, next Saturday night."

Suddenly Enid looked very excited as she said, "OMG! You mean you're going to appear on Saturday Night Live!? That's amazing! Does that mean we get a free trip to New York!?" Wednesday however looked annoyed as she said, "No, because I tried to make it adamant to my publisher that I was not comfortable traveling so far from home just to partake in a meaningless low brow comedy performance." A curious Enid then asked, "So what did they say?" Wednesday now looked much more annoyed as she said, "They said NBC for the first time ever was willing to film the show here at Nevermore Academy to accommodate me. They even said I could pick any individuals I know to perform alongside myself in order to make the experience more comfortable."

A super excited Enid then grabbed Wednesday with excitement as she said, "OMG! Wednesday, this is amazing! We can get our friends and family to do so many fun sketches with us! We can do scripted skits we rehearse, and even crazy improv stuff." Wednesday now began to look afraid as she said, "Enid, you're enjoying this too much." With a big grin, Enid said, "Come on Wednesday. Just think about. Next weekend, we'll get to look right at a TV camera, and yell: Live from Nevermore Academy, it's Saturday Night!"

It's Saturday Night Live! With your special guest stars: Harmony Addams... Ana Addams... Bianca Barclay... Eugene Ottinger... Ajax Petropolus... Yoko Tanaka... and Xavier Thorpe. With a special appearance by feline superstar: Stormageddon the Conqueror. And now here are your hosts: Enid and Wednesday Addams!

On a stage set up in the Nevermore Academy court yard, over a hundred students sat in the audience as they clapped while seeing Wednesday and Enid step onto a well lit stage. Enid was dressed in a shining pink dress, while Wednesday was wearing her typical gothic attire she wore on most days she was out and about. As Enid smiled and waved to the audience, Wednesday walked with her usual stoic expression barely hiding her trepidation.

As the clapping died out, an excited Enid said, "Thank you all! It is such an honor to be hosting the very first episode of Saturday Night Live to not be filmed in New York. To everyone at home watching, welcome to the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy. For those that don't know, my name is Enid Sinclair Addams; and right here is my amazing wife and creator of the famous books that spawned a hit TV series that carries her name: Wednesday Addams! Say Wednesday, why don't you tell the audience what will be different about performing the show here at Nevermore Academy tonight?"

Wednesday looked directly at the camera as she said, "It's hard to tell... but it may include blood spilling before this night is over, considering we are performing on the very same site where multiple murders have occurred, a demon tried to begin his plan for genocide on all outcasts, and a siren led army attempted to begin their scheme for world conquest." Enid tried to put on a fake laugh as she said, "Ha, ha. Come on Wednesday. Lighten up." Then Wednesday curiously asked, "What do you mean lighten up? Is there something you wish for me to burn?" Suddenly the audience began to laugh. Wednesday however looked confused.

A happy then Enid said, "That's the spirit. You know, I just have to say again how honored we feel to be hosting this show. I mean so many amazing celebrities have hosted this program over the years before we got a shot; such as Tom Hanks, John Mulaney, Melissa McCarthy, Emma Stone..." Then Wednesday quickly interrupted Enid as she said, "As far as I'm concerned, the only individual to ever host this show that had true top tier talent was Jenna Ortega, who clearly should've been invited back to host multiple times by now, and who clearly should've been allowed to have had a much more prominent role in the 50th anniversary special." Then Enid glanced at Wednesday as she said, "Yeah, Jenna Ortega was fine when she hosted. Although I think SNL did a big disservice by never inviting Emma Meyers to host. She is clearly an underrated talent that deserves way more love. But anyway Wednesday, what do you think we should do next?"

Suddenly a teenage boy in the back of the audience stood up and yelled, "Do the Wednesday Dance! That's the only thing people wanna see you do! Just dance, dance, dance with your hands, hands, hands!" A furious looking Wednesday suddenly picked up a crossbow, and immediately fired an arrow at the teenage boy's shoulder, causing him to fall down as he shrieked in pain. The rest of the audience then laughed and applauded. Meanwhile an impressed looking Enid whispered, "Wow Wednesday. That was a great stunt you just pulled there. Did you and that hired stunt guy spend a lot of time rehearsing that?" Wednesday looked confused for a moment... but then smirked and said, "Yes... of course... me and that individual rehearsed that." Then Enid looked directly at the cameras as she said, "Anyway, we have a great show for you tonight. Our first bit after the commercial break will be a special sketch written by yours truly!"

*****

On a darkened stage, four Nevermore Academy students stood performing martial arts moves against a backdrop of a mystical Asian inspired land. As the students kept performing martial arts moves, Enid's could be heard on a microphone saying, "Fangs. Furs. Freaks. Scales. Long ago, the four outcast cliques lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the evil Hydes attacked. Only the Goth Girl, master of all the outcasts, could stop them; but when the world needed her most, she vanished. A hundred years passed and my sister and I discovered the new Goth Girl, an outcast named Wednesday. And although her goth girl skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone. But I believe Wednesday can save the world." Then a giant banner was lowered on the stage that said, Wednesday: The Last Goth Girl.

Soon Enid and Harmony walked onto the stage wearing blue Eskimo like clothing, while a very reluctant Wednesday followed them on stage wearing a black robe and a bald cap on her head. Harmony looked excited as she said, "Come on everyone. We've gotta get Wednesday to her next outcast master, so that she will have the skills needed to defeat the evil Hyde Lord." Wednesday meanwhile looked reluctant to take part as she spoke with an unenthusiastic voice while saying, "Yes. We can't let the Hyde Lord take over the planet. The last thing we need is another unattractive looking government leader trying to use illegal means to take over this land."

Suddenly, Ana dashed onto the stage wearing a dark red military uniform, and had a fake scar painted across the right side of her face. Ana made an angry face, but couldn't contain her excitement as she yelled, "Stop right there! The last Goth Girl is mine!" Enid then put on a pretend frightened face as she said, "Oh no! It's Princess Anarchy! The banished royal princess who keeps chasing us all around the world, wanting to kidnap Wednesday!"

Ana then tried to look very strong, as she stepped forward while saying, "Yes, and I must do it for honor. For you dishonorable people that do not understand honor have dishonored me with your dishonorable actions to dishonorably prevent me from honorably reclaiming my honorable honor. But now I shall honorably take my dishonorable prey to the honorable Hyde Lord, and honorably prove through honorable actions that I am honorably worthy enough to honorably reclaim my honorable honor."

Wednesday then turned to look right at the cameras as she simply said, "I have no idea what she's saying." Then an angry Ana simply yelled, "Honor!" Then Ana suddenly threw red streamers across the stage, pretending the streamers were fire. Harmony and Enid then leaped forward, and pretended to attack Ana with martial arts moves, but without really hitting her body. As the pretend battle went on, an over acting Harmony yelled, "Oh no! We might lose! We need more power!"

Then an angry and frustrated Wednesday got a firework out as she said, "I'll show you more power!" Then a legitimately scared Enid yelled, "No Wednesday! You can't mix real violence into this act!" However just as Wednesday lit the fuse to the firework, Enid pushed the firework to the side. Then the firework suddenly shot up at an angle that sent it right above the walls of the school, but then it began to shoot back down to the ground right outside the school.

Meanwhile right outside the school, Eugene Ottinger was standing right outside a taxi cab wearing a green suit while looking at two scantily clad attractive young female adults sitting inside the taxi cab. Eugene looked excited as he said, "Wow. I've never had two hot ladies ask me to join them for a threesome in a cab before. Before we get it on, just wait right there. I wanna get a camera so I can film this." Eugene then happily walked away... when suddenly Wednesday's firework hit the cab, causing it to explode. A shocked Eugene turned back towards the explosion as he yelled, "No! Not my cab bitches!"

*****

On the dark stage, the lights slowly began to reveal a set that looked like a typical public school classroom, as an announcer said, "Next up on Disney Channel, it's the hit TV series: Goth Girl Meets World." Several actors (including former Nevermore students: Ajax and Yoko) began to walk onto the classroom set, while a very bubbly Enid (dressed like a teenage schoolgirl with a brunette wig) stepped out and said, "Yay! It's such a great day to be alive and to be me, the amazing Riley Matthews! In fact... I feel all right I'm gonna take on the world. Light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn. I'm..."

Then suddenly Wednesday (in her old black school uniform and a blonde wig) stepped onto the set, and interrupted Enid's singing as she said, "Be quiet Riley. This is history class; not the pep squad." Then as Wednesday and Enid sat down in desks near each other, an excited Enid said, "Hey there Maya. How is my best friend in the world doing today? Are you enjoying your new goth phase right now Peaches?" Wednesday looked very uncomfortable and angry as she said, "I'd feel better if I wasn't disturbingly referred to as a piece of food."

Then suddenly Xavier Thorpe walked into the classroom wearing a nice suit as he said, "Settle down class. We're about to begin history class." Enid then waved to Xavier as she said, "Hi daddy." An excited Enid then turned to Wednesday as she said, "Isn't it great Maya that my dad has been our history teacher for so many years back to back. Having this type of consistency in our lives is wonderful!" Wednesday however had a disturbed look on her face while she said, "Actually Riley, it sounds more like stalking or some bizarre form of grooming if you ask me."

Xavier then smiled as he looked at the class while saying, "Now class, today we're going to learn about the Reconstruction era of the United States. Now... who has something in their life that's fallen apart that needs to be reconstructed?" A confused Wednesday immediately raised her hand, and then said, "Excuse me Mister Matthews. What does the last question actually have to do with history?" Xavier looked a bit confused as he said, "Well Maya, by talking about concepts that are important to you now, it's supposed to help you better relate to history." Wednesday however looked horrified as she said, "What the hell are you talking about? How is discussing personal issues going to help one prepare for a standardized test on the facts, names, and dates written of in our textbooks?"

Then Ajax proudly stood up behind Wednesday as he said, "Well you see in this class, when we learn about how war between friends has similarities to wars in history, I learned how important it was not say rude words to my classmates." Then Yoko stood up as she proudly said, "And I learned just like how our founding fathers stood up for their principles, I should stand up for my desire to be an advocate for those less fortunate in my community." Then Wednesday looked at Ajax and Yoko with a cold face as she said, "List the three branches of government." A quickly confused looking Ajax then said, "Uh... the White House, the big house, and... the Waffle House." Then an angry looking Wednesday asked, "What year did this country declare it's independence?" A confused looking Yoko then said, "Um... I think... in 1492... when Columbus sailed the ocean blue." Then Ajax quickly said, "Was it the summer of love?"

Then Wednesday stood up looking angry as she said, "I thought so. You people have learned extremely little in a history class that was supposed to teach you history." Xavier then began to look a bit nervous as he said, "Listen Maya, I... I just want my students to focus on the timeless issues that affect both our past and present." Then Wednesday stepped forward as she said, "No Mister Matthews. I think I've finally figured out why my best friend's father has been teaching us consistently in school for years now, trying to consume our brains with countless thought provoking life lessons. It's because you thought if me and Riley's minds were preoccupied enough, we wouldn't begin to dwell on the fact that there is clearly an incredibly strong romantic and sexual tension that's always existed between us."

Xavier suddenly looked shocked as he said, "I... I..." Then Enid stood up, looking nervous but also bold as she said, "Maya is right daddy. I've been hiding my feelings for my best friend for too long now, but our hetero-normative culture and the executives at Disney Channel kept preventing it... but no more!" Then Enid marched towards Wednesday, and stood right in front of her as she said, "Come on Maya. Lets give all the young lesbians out there, along with all the old straight men that get horny for this kind of thing, exactly what they've wanted for years!" Wednesday then smirked as she said, "Very well Riley." Then Wednesday and Enid immediately embraced one another and began to passionately kiss.

Meanwhile, Eugene was walking into the court yard, coming into the area from behind where the audience was sitting. Eugene looked a bit sad, but then his eyes widened as he saw Wednesday and Enid kissing passionately on stage. A very surprised Eugene then said, "Whoa! It's Nevermore Girls Gone Wild!" Then suddenly Bianca Barclay appeared behind Eugene, and pulled him aside as she said, "Come on Eugene. I've been looking for you. Our segment is coming up after the next one, and we gotta get you in costume right now." However as Bianca pulled Eugene away from his line of sight of the stage, a saddened Eugene said, "But... I wanted to see more of Wednesday and Enid doing... oh, oh well."

*****

Several minutes later, a male announcer's voice could be heard on speakers across the court yard saying, "It's Weekend Update. With your guest hosts: Harmony Addams, and Ana Addams." As the crowd began to cheer, the lights came on the stage to show Harmony and Ana (both wearing suits) as they sat behind a large desk, with a map of the world behind them. A smiling Harmony looked towards the audience as she said, "Thank you. Good evening everyone." A smiling Ana meanwhile looked towards the audience as she said, "Welcome to Weekend Update. I'm Ana Addams." Then Harmony continued to smile at the audience as she said, "And I'm Harmony Addams." The crowd cheered briefly again, as both Harmony and Ana began to focus their gaze directly towards the nearby cameras.

With her focus on one of the cameras, Harmony said, "In the latest news within the outcast community, a new Hollywood romantic comedy film is reportedly in the works that will be made by a cast and crew completely comprised of werewolves. This is indeed a historic first in entertainment history. While no other details on the film have been revealed, I'm going to guess this werewolf romantic comedy will be called: When Harry Met Harry." Then crowd laughed, as Harmony giggled a bit with them.

Then Ana looked directly at one of the other cameras as she said, "Meanwhile, a new bill has been proposed by Congress that would require all vampires to pay taxes on the blood they drink, even if it's artificial. You know, I think we've finally found the most effective way to fight off vampires. Forget garlic and crosses. Lets just use the one tool that's already proved effective with screwing so many other Americans' lives: the Internal Revenue Service."

The audience chuckled, and then Harmony took her turn as she said, "Meanwhile, a new trending music group led entirely by sirens has hit the music scene, with their most popular tune titled, Give Me Your Name. Fans are already putting pressure on the music industry to make this the first outcast band in history to get a Grammy. Meanwhile, I have some much more effective advice to give this band of sirens a Grammy. Just change the name of your siren song to: Give Me a Grammy."

Ana laughed a bit, and then said, "And in other news, it's been discovered that a prominent junior member of Congress was actually a shapeshifter, and had been lying about their identity all this time." Then Harmony scooted closer to Ana and sarcastically said, "What!? You mean a politician lied to the American people? Wait. Why are we acting like this is news worthy?"

Then Ana put a simple smile on her face as she looked directly at the camera while saying, "Now by this point, typically on Weekend Update, the hosts make a bunch of jokes about many specific current politicians running our government. However, I can boil every criticism about politicians in this country's history down to one line... old people suck! The politicians that are always lying, cheating, and doing controversial things in our government are all old people. So I say... no more old people leading the government. Anyone over the age of 30 cannot lead in the government anymore, because they all suck!"

Harmony now looked confused as she said, "Wait Ana, I'm a bit confused by what you're saying. I mean, you have to be at least 25 years old to work in the House of Representatives, 30 years old to be a Senator, and 35 years old to be President. By your rules, we couldn't even have a President or a Senate anymore." Then Ana leaned back in her chair as she said, "Just lower the age of those positions to 18, and all our problems will be solved." Then a curious looking Harmony asked, "Then what? We'd suddenly need a whole new generation to step up and take ownership of this country. Would you, Ana, want to run for Congress or maybe even President?"

Then Ana looked very annoyed as she took out her phone and said, "Oh, hell no! I'm too busy trying to boost my number of Tik Tok followers, so I'll finally be able to get sponsorship deals, and then get rich by sitting around lazy at home all day; just like how the majority of everyone else between the ages of 18 and 30 wants to live their lives now." Then as Ana began to look at her phone, Harmony smiled at the cameras while she said, "Well, I'm sure some young adult out there will become a responsible leader in the next election." Then as Ana looked at her phone, she casually said, "When is the next election anyway? I mean I don't watch cable news, so I have no idea. Maybe I should be more informed about how the electoral process works... or not. Whenever it happens, I'm sure it'll all work out."

Then Harmony turned to look right at the camera as she said, "Well, this has been Weekend Update. Shout out to the love of my life: Megan; and Luna, make sure you go to bed when the show is over. You staying up this late is not going to be a normal thing." Then Ana looked at the cameras as she said, "And my username on Tik Tok is Awesome Anarchy. Make sure to like all my content, follow me, and support my dreams of never having to do real work. Good night everybody!"

*****

Soon, the stage was darkened again. Then, walking onto the stage was Eugene Ottinger wearing a dark brown coat. As Eugene looked at the audience, he had a very serious face as he said, "Who am I? Do you really wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. It's a tale of action, adventure, tragedy, and romance. Who am I? I'm Spider-man!" Then Eugene took off his coat to reveal he was wearing a Spider-man suit, and then he quickly put on the Spider-man mask.

A moment later, Bianca Barclay appeared walking casually across the stage. Suddenly, three Nevermore students dressed like gangster criminals ran towards Bianca with rubber knives. Bianca, pretending to be scared, immediately said, "Oh no! Somebody save me!" Then from the side of the stage, Eugene shot webbing at the students, and the students pretended the webbing made them fall down and get knocked out. Bianca looked very grateful as she said, "Oh my. I think I was just saved by a super hero. But which hero was it?"

Then suddenly Eugene (tied to a wire) came down towards Bianca, with his body completely upside down. Eugene waved as he said, "Hello there miss. I was in the neighborhood and it looked like you could use some help." Bianca smiled as she said, "Oh my. It's Spider-man! Thank you so much for saving me. Here. Let me show you my gratitude by giving you a bizarrely sexy upside down kiss." Then an excited Eugene whispered to himself, "All right! Even if it's just acting, I'm finally gonna score!"

Then suddenly Wednesday walked onto the stage as she said, "Excuse me ma'am, but I would highly advise you not to show affection and gratitude to the worst super hero of all time." As Bianca stopped herself, Eugene looked confused as he said, "What are you talking about Wednesday? I'm Spider-man, the greatest super hero ever!" A stern looking Wednesday glared at Eugene as she said, "Popular you are, but intelligent you are not. If I am to understand your backstory correctly Spider-man: you get spider powers, and then after your uncle dies, you decide to fight crime with your special abilities... which is the dumbest thing you could ever do!" Eugene sounded confused as he said, "How is it dumb? Being a super hero is noble."

Wednesday began to look more angry as she said, "Tell me Spider-man, have you had any training in combat? Are you an expert in the legal system? When you capture criminals, do you leave for the police evidence and signed witness statements that will help ensure these criminals go to jail, rather than be released back into the public?" Eugene now looked nervous as he said, "Uh... well..."

Then Wednesday continued to look angry as she said, "What really boggles the mind is that you fight crime, despite the fact that your educational background and experience involves being a scientist. For example, you created devices that can shoot webbing. Instead of keeping that technology to yourself so you can maintain your vigilante gimmick, why not instead patent your web shooters, then sell them to every law enforcement officer in the world. Then, every trained officer of the law could stop criminals with non-lethal webbing. Thus, there would no more alleged criminals killed from police weapons, more citizens would be safe, and you would be incredibly rich. Everyone would win... except the twenty four hour news channels."

Eugene now sounded very distraught as he said, "But I... I..." Then Bianca began to look disgusted as she said, "Wednesday is right. Spider-man, you really are nothing but a stupid glory hog that never really thought things through." Then Wednesday and Bianca walked off stage together. Eugene however was left alone on stage, looking very sad as he said, "But... but I thought I was finally gonna get a chance to make out with... Uggh. Oh well..."

*****

As the next segment began, the stage lights began to change to a more colorful and whimsical look. A back drop of a forest appeared, and then Enid dashed onto the stage wearing blue jeans, a black shirt, a short sleeve blue jacket, and a red and white hat. Then as she held up a red and white ball in her hands, an excited Enid exclaimed, "Stand back everyone. I'm looking through this forest for wild Pokémon; for I, Enid Ketchum, am going to become a Pokémon Master, because... I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause!"

Suddenly there was some rustling in some nearby fake bushes on stage. An exited Enid gripped her red and white ball as she said, "Ooo! There must be a Pokémon in that wild grass over there! I'm gonna catch it. Poké Ball, go!" Enid threw her ball, but it was immediately dodged by the figure in the fake bushes. Then, emerging from the fake bushes was Wednesday, wearing a black and grey colored Pikachu onesie outfit." Enid put on a very surprised face as she said, "OMG! A black Pikachu! It must be a new kind of shiny. Oh man. I really have catch this Pokémon!"

Then as Enid took out another red and white ball, Wednesday glared at Enid as she said, "What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Enid put another surprised face on as she said, "OMG! This Black Pikachu can talk! Just like Team Rocket's Meowth. Oh man. Now I really, really have to catch this rare Pokémon!" Then an angry looking Wednesday crossed her arms as she said, "In what realm of reality do you find it appropriate to capture me young lady!?" Enid now looked confused as she said, "Well... I mean... you're a Pokémon. I'm a trainer. So I have to capture you, and make you battle for me."

Wednesday then gave an angry glare at Enid as she said, "Do you truly believe I want to be captured by you? If I'm intelligent enough to fight for your gladiatorial games, then do you think my intellect would guide me to give up my freedom to be your slave?" Enid continued to look more confused as she said, "But... once I capture you, you're supposed to be my best friend in a world we must defend." Then Wednesday stepped towards Enid as she said, "How imperialistic of you to only think of your needs and your limited world view. Have you not considered the fact that even a Black Pikachu such as myself could have a spouse or children? Perhaps when you spotted me, I was searching for food that I planned to provide for my family. Was your intention to capture me, and force my children to think I'm a Pika-deadbeat?"

Enid began to look very confused now as she said, "But... we're supposed to work together. As a 10 year old trainer, I can't navigate the world with no Pokémon. Without you, how will I be able to single-handedly take on the mafia?" Then Wednesday took a step closer to Enid, and with a stern face she said, "Imagine this trainer... what if it were you in the wild, and some giant young creature came along, and threw a ball at you. Then, without warning, you were zapped inside of it; completely at the mercy of some strange child, telling you to fight until you pass out, all for their amusement and personal gain. How would that make you feel!?" A horrified looking Enid then said, "That... that would make me sad."

Then Wednesday made a little smirk as she said, "Congratulations. You've now grasped the concept of being humane." A saddened Enid turned away from Wednesday, and then began to walk off the stage as she softly said to herself, "I don't think I'm gonna be able to play my Nintendo Switch ever again. The things I played on it now feel too evil." Wednesday however remained standing on the stage in her black Pikachu onesie, looking at the audience with a emotionless expression on her face. The crowd however began to cheer and clap for her. Wednesday however seemed confused as she raised one eyebrow. Then she simply shrugged and walked off stage.

*****

On a large screen in the court yard, a prerecorded fake commercial began to play for everyone to see. In it, a 1960's style home was shown, as a smiling Enid came out, dressed like a 1960's housewife, saying, "Hello everyone. If you're a loving mother like me, then you enjoy making wonderful smoothies for your family. But so many smoothies nowadays can taste too boring and basic. So that's why I got the new Addams Blender, which can make any kind of smoothie for you. But unlike the Bass-O-Matic that Dan Ackroyd tried to sell back in 1976, this doesn't just work on fish. The Addams Blender can work on anything. You can make a great smoothie out of any kind of fruit, vegetable, or even meat products, with no cutting required. Just squeeze what you can into the blender, and you get a great tasting treat. My wife Wednesday actually just made a smoothie recently. Lets try it."" Then Enid walked over to a red smoothie, took a quick drink, and then smiled as she said, "Wow. It's a smoothie that tastes like a yummy pot roast."

Then an emotionless Wednesday walked onto the set as a smiling Enid said, "Wednesday, this new smoothie you made is amazing! We should share it with Mister Chuck next door. I know he's called you a lot of rude names over the years, including outcast trash far too often; but maybe this smoothie you made with the Addams Blender will change our relationship with our difficult neighbor for the better." Then with a straight face, Wednesday said, "That will not be necessary. Mister Chuck no longer lives next door." A confused looking Enid then asked, "Why is that?" Then Wednesday looked directly at the camera as she said, "Like you said... the Addams Blender can work on anything. " Enid suddenly had a horrified look on her face as she glanced at the nearby red smoothie, and then she began to look very sick as she ran off to the nearest bathroom. Then Wednesday looked at the camera with a straight face as she said, "The Addams Blender. It's the perfect way to change your relationship with your neighbors for the better."

*****

The lights soon came back as several seats were set up on the side of the stage (facing the middle). Wednesday and Enid were sitting at the front of the seats, as their old friends that had performed that night were sitting behind them. Then Harmony and Ana came out wearing fancy dresses as a smiling Harmony said, "Hello everyone!" As the crowd clapped briefly for them, a smiling Ana said, "Now, we are getting close to the end of our show. However before the night ends, we wanted to conclude with a big musical number."

As Harmony looked at both the cameras and the audience, she said, "Now when my sister and I were asked to conclude the show with some sort of song, we talked about what we should sing for a long time." Ana smirked as she said, "We considered doing a little Blue Brothers number, or singing about how excellent is Wayne's World... with perhaps more cowbell... in a van, down by the river!" Harmony chuckled a bit, and then said, "But instead we decided to sing some songs about the most important people in our lives growing up... our mom and mother." Many people in the crowd immediately said, "Awww." Then many people began to applaud, while Enid (with a few tears in her eyes) made a big smile. Wednesday meanwhile sat with a completely emotionless look on her face.

Then a smiling Ana looked at the cameras as she said, "Now, we wanted our first song to be about our mom: Enid Sinclair Addams. As many people know, she met our mother when they were 15 years old and eventually got married when they were 18. However, there's a serious gap in our knowledge related to what our mom was up to between those years... and especially who she was dating before she and mother finally hooked up. Mom doesn't like talking about those years, which drives us both crazy sometimes... which is why one day when our mother wasn't around, we got our mom super drunk and she started telling us tons of secrets." Then Harmony grinned as she said, "The secret to getting her drunk, but still very talkative was a mix of vodka and... espresso."

Then Ana pointed to a nearby DJ booth and yelled, "Play up that Sabrina Carpenter karaoke track starting at the 28 second mark Stormageddon the Conqueror!" Then Ana's cat jumped on top of a series of music controls, and then began pressing buttons with his paws as he happily yelled, "Rowr!" Both Wednesday and Enid began to look a little nervous and confused as Harmony and Ana began to happily sing to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso song.

Harmony: We gave our mom, a celebration.

Ana: Took her to Vegas, for a wild vacation.

Harmony: We got her real drunk. Secrets began spilling.

Ana: Asked about her ex-boyfriends, and who she slept with.

Harmony: Confessions started coming from her. One name was repeated from her. So many regrets were coming up, yeah.

Ana: Yeah, mentioned one guy before mother. Hooked up with a dude like no other. So many regrets the morning after.

-Meanwhile Wednesday began to look slightly angry as she glared at Enid. Enid however looked very embarrassed as she began to cover her face, while Harmony and Ana began to happily and excitedly sing the chorus of the song.

Harmony: Mentions the guy that she banged all night long. Said his name's Domingo.

Ana: Said it was the most wild night of her life having sex with Domingo.

Harmony: Said it was a real big mistake sleeping with Domingo.

Ana: But said that if he had stuck around, she would've married Domingo.

-As the song ended, an upset Wednesday looked right at Enid as she said, "Do you have anything you'd like to explain Enid?" Enid looked very guilty as she said, "I met a guy named Domingo a few weeks before we finally hooked up. I had secret feelings for you, but I had reached this point where I thought you were never gonna love me back. I was depressed, and Domingo seemed like someone who could comfort me. Some of the details are fuzzy because I got drunk. But when I woke up, realizing he ditched me the morning after without even a note, I felt so terrible about having such a shallow fling."

Wednesday still looked upset as she said, "Enid, as your wife, I am not comfortable with you keeping such a relationship from your past a secret to me. However, I need to know with absolute certainty: did you have sex with him, and also: when is the last time you saw this man Domingo?"

Then suddenly the loud voice of a Latino man yelled, "It is today!" Everyone gasped as their turned their heads, and saw a Latino man with a blue suit, thick hair, and small beard walk onto the stage. Enid looked very surprised as she said, "Domingo!?" The Latino man: Domingo smiled as he passionately proclaimed, "Enid, I am here! The details may be hazy to you, but I never forgot of our beautiful night of passion. My old friend, I can reignite your lost memories if you wish, by having us make sweet beautiful love at my home in Miami. Your wife can even watch if she wants to."

Meanwhile sitting behind Wednesday and Enid were Bianca and Xavier. A confused looking Bianca then whispered, "Is this actually real or part of the act?" Xavier smiled a bit as he whispered, "Shhh. Lets just go along with it. This is amazing." Meanwhile, music started playing as Domingo began to sing.

Domingo: Hey girls. Came all this way. Had to explain. Direct from Domingo. Enid's a friend. She's like my sis. But we did hook up though!

-Enid now looked very ashamed as she looked at Wednesday while saying, "Wednesday, please understand. I hid the truth not from you, but from myself because I didn't want to face my bad choices. Please forgive me." Then Harmony suddenly spoke up as she said, "Oh, don't worry mom. You're not the only one with secrets... because we also learned mother has been hiding something from you when we got her drunk one night." Then Ana looked at her cat nearby as she said, "Stormageddon the Conqueror, play the Taste karaoke track!" Then Harmony and Ana suddenly began to happily sing to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter's Taste song.

Harmony: Oh, we got quite a confession... with five beers to be exact.

Ana: We're wondering who our mother's got the hots for, when inhibitions aren't intact.

Harmony: Then we got a surprising name from her... who we invited that we'll now applaud for...

-Then suddenly to everyone's surprise, superstar: Sabrina Carpenter stepped onto the stage to much applause, and immediately she began to sing:

Sabrina Carpenter: Heard I get you horny, then maybe scream, and also get really wet, when you look at me. If you think I'm sexy, that is real cool. Just know I rub myself to youuuuuu tooooo.

-Meanwhile Bianca was looking very surprised as she said, "Wait. Was Wednesday actually the one who made out with Sabrina Carpenter in her Taste video, and not Jenna Ortega, or this is all an act?" However, an excited Xavier said, "Shh. It doesn't matter. This is getting real good." Then Eugene suddenly scooted towards the two as he said, "I'll say. All the girls I've ever fantasized about the most are all right here in one place!"

Meanwhile, Wednesday looked very embarrassed and uncomfortable, while Enid made a sympathetic face as she said, "It's okay Wednesday. We all have secret fantasies of people we shouldn't be with." Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter looked at Domingo, and excitedly said, "Oh, hey Domingo!" An excited Domingo then yelled, "Sabrina, it's so good to see you!" Meanwhile Enid looked confused as she said, "Wait. You two know each other?" Then a smiling Domingo said, "Of course. Sabrina arrested me at her concert once for looking too hot, and we totally hooked up."

Sabrina Carpenter wrapped her arm around Domingo's arm, and then led him to the center of the stage as she happily said, "Yeah. It was such an amazing night. The two of us had great bed chem. Although when Domingo got drunk, he told me all about the best girls he had slept with in the past; including Enid Sinclair... and how he totally ditched her at the hotel they stayed at, and never called her back... which is totally not cool." Domingo now looked confused as he said, "Wait. What?"

Then Sabrina Carpenter quickly jumped away from Domingo as she yelled, "Now Wednesday!" Then Wednesday suddenly took a remote out of her pocket, pressed a button, and then a trap door opened up beneath Domingo. Domingo immediately fell down screaming. Then a smiling Sabrina Carpenter looked down the trap door as she said, "Wow. You actually got crocodiles down there. Amazing work Wednesday." Then as Domingo's screams could be heard coming from the trap door, Harmony looked down the trap door as she said, "Wow. That is a lot of crocodiles you got down there. How did you even pull that off mother?"

Enid stood up looking very confused as she said, "Hold on. Was this all an act?" Ana giggled, and then said, "An act just for you mom. You see we told mother your confession about sleeping with Domingo, and how he much he upset you. So mother arranged this whole giant elaborate scenario where we'd invite Domingo to appear, use Sabrina Carpenter also appearing as extra incentive for him to show up, and even use her to lure Domingo to the trap door." Sabrina Carpenter chuckled, and then said, "Oh yeah. He deserved it. Not just with how he hurt Enid in the past, but also with how he tried to flirt with a married woman just now right in front of her spouse. I may make sex jokes and innuendos, but I never actually go after married people."

Then Ana's cat suddenly walked over to Sabrina Carpenter, and looked up at her innocent eyes as he said, "Rowr?" Then Sabrina Carpenter looked down at the cat with disgust and anger as she said, "No Stormageddon the Conqueror! I don't care if you're the hottest individual I ever slept with! You didn't tell me you were married with kittens! You seduced me under false pretenses!"

Then Eugene suddenly ran over to Sabrina Carpenter as he excitedly said, "Hello. Miss Carpenter, I swear on my mother's soul that I am very single right now. Wanna go on a date with me?" Sabrina Carpenter glanced at Eugene as she said, "Eh, you're kind of cute. Sure." Then Eugene jumped up for joy several times as he said, "All right. I'm finally gonna score!" However as Eugene jumped up and down, he suddenly tripped backwards, and then fell down the open trap door as he screamed, "Oh, come on!"

Meanwhile Harmony handed a microphone to Wednesday as she said, "Well mother, the show is about to end. You wanna wrap this up?" Wednesday kept an emotionless face as she surprisingly grabbed the microphone from Harmony. Then the karaoke track to Espresso began to play again. Wednesday meanwhile looked at a nearby camera, and began to sing in a monotone voice: "Hey now. Came all this way. Had to explain. Direct from an Addams. If you try to hurt or flirt with my wife, you'll get horrors you can't fathom."

Then as Domingo's screams could be heard beneath the stage, a smiling Sabrina Carpenter leaned her head back, and happily sang/yelled, "Domiiiingooooooo!" Then as the karaoke track continued to be played, everyone began to dance on stage together... with the exception to Wednesday who just stood with her typical deadpan face and emotionless expression. As the dancing with everyone else continued though, Wednesday began to leave.

However, Enid chased after Wednesday as she whispered, "You okay Wednesday?" Wednesday raised her eyebrows as she said, "Of course I am." Enid then made a sincere smile as she said, "Thanks for always trying to protect me and care for me in your own way." Wednesday stepped towards Enid as she said, "Enid... when it comes to the number of people that I would go on a live comedy show for, just so I could secretly use it as a means to lure their hurtful ex-lover on stage and then torture them... you are the only person I'd endure all that for."

Enid made a very big smile, leaned in, and gave Wednesday a kiss on the lips. After the kiss ended, Enid held Wednesday's hand as she said, "So... wanna go down to the basement and watch the crocodiles eat the last of Domingo's remains?" Wednesday nodded her head as she said, "That... sounds wonderful... and also, we should probably rescue Eugene. We've clearly done a great disservice to him tonight." Enid suddenly nodded her head in agreement, and began to look worried as she said, "Yeah, we probably have." Then Wednesday and Enid quickly ran off together.

THE END

*Happy 50th Anniversary to Saturday Night Live!

*Also, if you had no idea who "Domingo" is before reading this story, watch my YouTube playlist highlighting "The Domingo Saga". You're welcome. :)

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

THE ONE SOULMATE ASK IS MAKING ME BUZZ IN MY SEAT, imagine the one soulmate universe where your soulmate’s signature appears on your arm.

Like as a child you remember seeing “Ajax” written in a messy handwriting, one that always made you giggle when you saw it.

You knew the name was Snezhnayan, your parents having told you so. You often heard stories about Snezhnaya and the people from the nation, always curious what this Ajax would be like.

But one day it changed, not in the way you expected. You knew that the mark would change overtime to match your partner’s signature, but it didn’t change like that. One day you just woke up and your arm said Ajax and a second name.

You couldn’t read the name, it was in a language you didn’t recognize, only later in life learned it was Abyssal. You never understood why a second name, in Abyss, appeared on your arm or why Ajax’s signature eventually changed to Tartaglia.

It wasn’t until you finally got the funds to travel to Snezhnaya and eventually met Ajax that he could explain things.

It was awkward, the Harbinger stumbling over his words for the first time in years until he sighed and showed you Foul Legacy. You were scared at first, the Abyssal creature curiously sniffing you and trilling at you. You calmed when it saw the writings on your wrist, happily crooning as it showed your it’s own arm, your name written in a pale white so it could show up on the creature’s arm.

rambled for a bit too long but I JSUT OUGHHH had to get all my thoughts out, i hope i dont mind 🙏🙏🙏😭😭 (also will be forever upset that when I bought the genshin art book IT SIDNT COME WITH THE SIGNED CARD FROM TART) [📺]

THIS THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE IT

oh oh OH but could you imagine Ajax's reaction? when he first acquires Foul Legacy he's absolutely terrified of what his soulmate's reaction will be to his Abyssal side- he wouldn't be surprised if you screamed and ran away when he eventually met you. he knows his soulmate is probably concerned enough by the name change- what would you think if you found out he was not only a Fatuus, but also harboring a bloodthirsty monster from the Abyss? so for the longest time he hides his arm from Foul Legacy, focusing on working up the ranks of the Fatui until he becomes a Harbinger. he never understands why Legacy becomes so excited if he even so much as glimpse's Ajax's arm from inside his mind, chirping and chittering and urging him to show the name- Abyssal creatures don't have soulmates

right?

one day he's training in his Foul Legacy form, the beast allowing him to manipulate his stronger, armored body as usual when Ajax happens to glance down at his wrist. suddenly he gasps, everything but the arm vanishing back into his own mortal body out of shock as he stares at the name written in shining silver, identical to the one on his own skin. the armor dissipates into stars, leaving Ajax staring at the same name on his arm, the black ink standing out on his pale, freckled skin. Foul Legacy purrs soothingly in his mind, reassuring him that it's alright, he doesn't blame Ajax for wanting to keep his soulmate hidden from the Abyss, and Ajax wants nothing more than to give the monster a big, apologetic hug

when you finally manage to get to Snezhnaya and meet Ajax, staring firmly into his eyes, he's pleased to see that there are not one, but two names on your wrist; his own and one written in a script he recognizes but can't understand, and in his head Foul Legacy's singing, trills sounding similar to "that's me! that's my name!", and Ajax grins at you with the first genuine smile he's had in years

[finelythreadedsky]

thinking about doing some fun translation with the word διδάσκω and cognates in tragedy as "script" or "direct" or "stage manage" or some such... Ajax is κακὰ δεννάζων ῥήμαθʼ, ἃ δαίμων | κοὐδεὶς ἀνδρῶν ἐδίδαξεν, "abusing him with evil words which a god scripted, not a human", Orestes calls himself διδαχθεὶς ἐν κακοῖς "stage-managed amidst miseries", Pentheus threatens the maenads τῆς σῆς δʼ ἀνοίας τόνδε τὸν διδάσκαλον | δίκην μέτειμι, "I'll exact punishment on the artistic director of your stupidity"