#ak mystifying oracle

[obituaryomeko]

Redrew that one Joel image from .. a long time ago.

Including a whole extensive story i did while working on this mid wip. Warning- it’s long as BALLS and i don’t recommend reading it on a phone /hj

I mean he’s distracted - by theory you can just grab what you need and dip.

He HAS been missing some socks

Mostly pairs

But thats just a ‘rumor’ so to sayyy. I mean , SURE he’s dealing with demons everyday so im sure a few missing socks wouldnt be a huge deal- Not if he sees you at least. he’s probably getting off the phone , he can’t leave all that stuff laying around ya know 😏

Although him catching you is .. a little unlikey imagine if he did. Joel to me is the type to scream like a girl sorry - and that would probably give you enough time to run back under his dresser [twirls hair]

BUTTTTTT there’s also the chance of him just grabbing you. And he might be a little .. rough with it~ not trying to kill you but you get a little winded. Perhaps the fear and shock in your eyes is mutual - but you don’t know that because you’re trying to comprehend the fact you’ve been caught. Imagine his surprise when he finds out you’re a human - or a least a sentient creature thats not a mouse or a rat. You think he’d feel guilty for scaring you half to death. I don’t think Joel would be mad about the whole ‘I’ve been living in your walls for a while ‘ thing - he would be weirded out though YES. But maybe he warms up to it. Like think about it like a sort of symbiotic (is that the term?) relationship - you help me and i help you sorta deal. I’d beleive he sorta.. forgets to put you down and sorta fidgets with you. The fact you’re so small and YET alive and lived for this long is fascinating to him. Sure he has an interest in the dead -i mean he has an ouija board and all - but the living also interests him.

Semi related but i feel like he’d be a biology nerd - and knowing that small things are more fragile he’d probably take that into account when handling you - assuming Joel would anyways. Maybe he gently pressed a finger into your ribs feeling your heartbeat, and that sets a glimmer in his eyes. Your own heart is almost the same size as his finger nail - holy cow. But it frightens him. Shoot, one wrong move and you’d be a little splatter on the ground. And right now he doesn’t want anyone else around him suffering anymore;

To call back to another headcanon i made - I said he likes to imagine himself as a borrower - or at least a small tiny guy. So seeing you would be like a childhood dream come true. He chews his lip trying not to ask incredibly personal and difficult questions. ‘have you ever been caught before?’ ‘Have you fallen from a high place before’ ‘How did you learn about borrowing, did someone teach you or was it sort of like an instinct’ Those sorts of questions. I don’t think they’d be easy ones to answer given your skill level (if you can measure it anyways). If Joel thought about it for two seconds he’d probably ask about what you took from him. Not in a rude way but more so what you did with them , what did you use those socks for? You know while this is all going on he’s poking and prodding at you - probably not in an invasive way (you can always tell him to stop) but right now you’re in awe. You’ve heard so many stories about humans being big and scary and wanting to harm your species but .. for someone whose just been caught by one - you seem to be alright. Even if you’re going though a very extensive look over or whatever.

Joel is probably internally freaking out at this whole thing. I mean he’d always wanted to BE a small person, but seeing one right in front of you is a different story. His look of wonder turns into a silly grin as he scooped you up, . You know noted how oddly soft his hands were, given all the equipment you saw him use you’d think they’d be a little textured, but nope, they were quite plushy. Ahem anyways. He scoops you up and plops you right onto his desk. It seemed to be neat, a laptop and some recording supplies , quite minimal. Joel at down right infront of you, given his look it still seems like he’s in awe over the whole thing, you can tell he’s holding back from bouncing or pacing around but he’s gotta keep his composure. You’d try doing the same but, him leaning forward and getting a full few of his face made you squeak. “Sorry , I’m just.. I’ve never seen someone like you before - ya know?’ He said. His voice was deep, so deep in fact it vibrated in your bones and brain.

Hot Dog.

You nodded but really you’re trying to shake off the warmth that spread from your face and down your back, causing goosebumps.

[It’s now 11:09 i need to go to BED]

[celestialvexation-arch]

i see you've reblogged ur joel posts so im here to provide you with some hcs because i still think about him sometimes:

joel used to have a job at hot topic alongside chloe but then he got fired because uhh he showed a kid a shock gore video on his phone (his excuse was that the kid asked to see what he was watching)

speaking of chloe, she's the one who has to deal with joel spamming her messages with those weird ass videos (she tells him this is why he's still a virgin)

djdjdjdj i love these omg. him having a job at hot topic then somehow getting fired from it sounds on brand for him orz

chloe has to deal with his dumb ass, but she also instigates some shit cause she likes seeing joel get fucked up sjsjsj

[henriiiii-1001]

Will use the Ice Queen fairytale as inspiration

So the main idea is that Joel willingly wants to become a witch, because his mother has a spell book (she never used it) around the house and he wants to do all those cool spells

And his "application" probably ends up having the same vibes as this

https://youtu.be/SYXduGNiHxY?si=xh6Hjly_jzR9U9EA

Like, the words are all right, it's just that he's making a clown out of himself. Six is mentally screeching, but the others are amused enough to entertain the idea of Joel joining them (it's like the woman in the video, he's looking around like "you can't be fucking serious")

And Six is going to have a damn near apoplexy if Gabe agrees to this dumbass to join them,so he just goes "you know what, fuck you!" and freezes him in an ice cube (Gabe probably yelled at him for that lmao)

Then Chloe finds Joel and the state he's in, and starts an adventure to find the ice witch (Mystifying Oracle's demon) so that they can unfreeze her friend.

I'll say there's a happy conclusion, the only thing that changed is that Joel is now permanently pale because he spent so much time stuck in ice

joel joining the witches would honestly be in character for him ngl DFVGBHNJ

i like this though! and maybe instead of six just nonchalantly freezing joel, he pisses the witches off somehow which warrants him to get frozen (like him getting stuck in limbo bc he pissed off the ghost(s) too much in mo). how he would do that though im not too sure.

and ngl six would probably actually be p happy that another guy would want to join. plus the current witches are getting p old, so maybe joel would be a nice newer addition like tiffany and adam. but then joel pisses off the group so gabe probably would take the liberty of freezing joel instead of six.

if mo was in the au tho, i would agree that the ghost from mo would be their own witch and be part of the group. the snow queen tale is perfect for it too! it would probably be a fun side story to write, but ngl im not too big on mo being canon to tmc, so i personally like to keep them separate.

i really like this interpretation though! sorry if i added too much onto it though qwq

[fl4ky-sc3nek1d]

anyone knows and remember about mystifying oracle?

no?

oh...

[catsharkie-old]

@trans-scully the guy .. hay barrel

[foster-the-moths]

STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!

[fluffyfurry6663]

He Mystify on my Oracle 'till I *gets possessed or something*

[farichan]

currently going insane over mystifying oracle I NEDD MOREE NEWOOO

taht being said have some silly headcanons <33

☆Goes by he/they( got that from localvoidcat genius)

☆Ace spectrum, cupioromantic (shut up I'm not projecting because I'm currently questioning)

☆Like paranormal books more than movies and also fantasy idk they give off that vibe

☆loses his glasses ALL THE MF TIME typa bitches be like "FUCK lost my glasses >:(" and then chloe is like "dumbass they're on ur fucking head"

☆Likes to listen to podcasts while busy to not get bored, also rock, also this is so stupid but probs some anime opening or endings idk why

☆Idk why they look like they might like some Ghibli movies

☆Autism and adhd got all the neurospice fr fr

☆Always gifts his mom silly little gifts on mother's day, probs was the kid that almost burnt down the kitchen trying to make pancakes once

☆Learnt to cook abit more although it's mostly like mac n cheese or fried chicken nuggets

☆good Baker tho likes chocolate chip cookies and also blueberry pie don't ask me why

☆Like either very salty or very sweet foods either way this man's blood pressure is never safe

☆Paranormal stuff is their special interest and used to try telling ppl all about as a kid but he got bullied and got more skeptical as he grew older

☆Very soft hair 10 out of 10, doesn't like getting touched tho unless it's by people he's close to

☆Has stuffed animals

☆Favourite day is Halloween, had insane lore info about any monsters/ local legends, tells the best creepy campfire stories.

uhhh sorry if this ooc I just went ballistic anyways cia

[obituaryomeko]

Joel im so sorry for what I’ve done to you

[celestialvexation-arch]

do you have any joel mystifying oracle hcs

OH FUCKING BOY, DO I.....have a few :'3

very much an attention whore!

loves praises as much as anyone. like not even in a nsfw sense, but just likes being praised for w/e he has created or posted online

can't handle criticism whatsoever. he'd tell you that you're either missing the point or just straight up say that you're wrong for even thinking w/e criticism you have about him

lbr i wouldn't be surprised if he called someone a slur. dude's been on 4chan a few times but sure as hell can't take a beating from others with a sharper wit and crude humor LMAO

loves pineapple pizza! in fact, he loves nearly all toppings, including combinations of some that would have gross out other people

his taste in food is partly due to a period in his younger days when he and his mother barely had money for food and partly his curiosity to try everything at least once

"why do you like [ least liked flavor in food ]?"

"so you won't eat it, suck my dick"

[moonlightsmasquerade]

Local youtuber fucked up big time!!!!

[paludal-paws]

white boy jumpscare

[cookierye]

i know i don't usually post my art in here, but this au has been rotating in my brain non-stop recently so you get this one doodle of a crossover au between the mandela catalogue and mystifying oracle

world's worst ouija board user summons a ghost from 1992 and then horrors ensue

[foster-the-moths]

still insane over mystifying oracle

[obituaryomeko]

“I think i’ll have to call you back.” “Why?! “Uh- something just came up to me” “Joel?!”

[just a little perspective test lawl.. i hated doing it but it was also so fun]

[celestialvexation-arch]

joel is my new fave blorbo simply cause he looks so fucking easy to tease and torment lmao