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[fluffypotatey]

Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

[edenor-does-art]

An Artist's rendition of paleontologists digging up a dragon fossil in what is now Southern Spain. Despite their size, dragon remains are usually extremely fragmentary, usually consisting of no more than a few teeth or finger bones. The exceptional preservation of this fossil have allowed scientists to confirm the long suspected presence of feathery wings, rather than the previously believed leathery bat-like wings.

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[zimithrus]

One is a morning person ☀️, the other is not 🌙

(Reuploaded because I forgot Galo's burn scar oops lol)

[junk-whunk-punk]

Hiii!! just wanted to say I'm very much in love with the way you draw Mairon/Sauron! especially in your punk AU!! Keep up the good work! Hope your having a wonderful day ^^

TIRED ASS BURNING WITH EXCITEMENT NOW GAAAAAAAAAWWWW😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

dang i adore snowboating with my love for Sau BUT UUUUUUU WHAT R U DOING TO MEEE🥹❤️‍🩹

thanqu so nachos aaaaiiaiiii iii i i dunnnoooooooowhaattt to dooooo or say or whaaatatatta!!!!¡¡¡!!!!👹💛

also smooch for u to have a nice day too💋 have fun be gay do crime🥂

[agntkennedy]

next year my April Fool’s joke will just be a promo for my blog with Nicki Minaj’s Bottoms Up verse as the caption.

[anastoundingmango]

“Inferno, do you ever feel like you were meant for more than what you’re doing?”

[savagechickens]

Naps.

And more naps.

[bluebellwren]

For the specific medication I’m on, I see people describe it as a ‘false feeling of wakefulness.’ Like I’m still…fatigued. But I’m not yawning, I’m not nodding off, and I can’t sleep by the time I’m thoroughly wiped out

[unluckyxse7en]

I hate when the body's sweat smells different due to being in a lot of pain. Like yes, body, I know, this is a horrendous experience, we don't need your commentary to add to the unpleasantness of it all, thank you.

[chanrizard]

love how i never wake up on time during the week and i'm a zombie in the morning but! the one (1) day i could've actually slept in i opened my eyes at 6am lol

[ninetyminutes]

DICK EBERSOL: NBC set up a meeting for eight o' clock in the morning and Lorne said, "Dick?!? Eight o' clock? You know I can't function at that hour!" I said, "Lorne, it's breakfast. We gotta do it!"

BERNIE BRILLSTEIN, LORNE’S MANAGER: Lorne said, "I can't get up." I said, "Lorne, this is the one time I'll call and get you up."

DICK EBERSOL: So he came to this breakfast, I don't know if he'd even been to bed.

[skrunksthatwunk]

so i didn't finish the paper on time but on the plus side i Almost know how to play mahjong now

[techalertr]

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[cozy-the-overlord]

Got an amber alert for a child abduction this evening, and as is typical with amber alerts it linked to the twitter post from the relevant police department to get the detailed description of the victim, suspect, and car involved, but because I don’t have a twitter account it took literally fifteen minutes for me to get the post to load, a problem I have been having frequently since Elon Musk bought the platform, and gosh this feels like something out of a dystopia

[mindmythorns]

today’s theme at work: piss, shit, & blood 😮‍💨

[becauseplot]

dont mind me tripping and falling in here again. but i would also love to hear about botw au. legend of zelda au's my absolute beloved they have me running circles around my room. adrenaline shot straight to the heart nothing digs its claws in me quite like loz and i am so so interested to hear about it!! clingyduo doomed to save the world in every universe,,,, i'm invested already

thank you so much for humoring me, i love botw aus so much theyre aaaa!! aaAAAAAaaAaaAAa!!!!

so yeah this originally started bc an old friend of mine and i were talking and i forget who suggested it but we were like "hey wouldn't tommyinnit as link be so funny? because tommyinnit is like the exact opposite kind of feral-energy of botw link. loud and swears and uncontrollable and headstrong. hylia's most annoying hero." and things just devolved from there. it's fully a Crack Treated Seriously situation because i spent actual months working out lore n worldbuilding and whatnot fhdjskhfdk.

the fic is officially called Well, Excuuuuuuuse Me, Big Man: The BotW AU No One Asked For (or WEMBM for short)

basic layout (as far as i went with it anyway):

tommy more-or-less follows the order of what you're "supposed" to do to to beat the game: plateau->kakariko->hateno->kakariko again->four main regions->master sword->ganon. of course there are a lot of detours and back-tracking and skipping around for hyjinx

main regions/inhabitants are replaced: Zora->Axols (axolotl "hybrids"), Gorons->Piglins, Rito->Elytrians, Gerudo->Enderians

each of the above races have their own cultures that are loosely based off of the game's original counterparts and some mcrp fanon + personal headcanons thrown in. they're customized to incorporate some (mild) minecraft elements!!

old champions: Mipha->Niki, Daruk->Technoblade, Rivali->Philza, Urbosa->Ran (based loosely off of tftsmp Ran, effectively an oc lmao????)

new champions: Sidon->Foolish (Niki's younger brother) and Jack (Niki's best friend), Yunobo->Drista, Teba->Wilbur, Riju->Ranboo

all of their personalities more-or-less remain intact (which is why the fact that i put The Old Man / King Rhoam as Schlatt so fucking funny)

divine beasts keep their names but the creatures change!! Ruta is a glow squid, Rudania is a blaze, Medoh is still a bird (LMAO i might change this because...), Naboris is a phantom

some scattered details

wilbur is both the "new" champion role AND kass' role!! he and tommy meet early on in his journey (at his first visit to Hateno) but tommy doesn't learn about wilbur's heritage (Philza was his great great great grandfather) until MUCH later. they run into each other a lot during their travels.

wilbur also has a hardcore crush on an axol warrior named sally, which tommy teases and embarrasses him relentlessly for

tubbo (zelda-role) keeps zelda's arc of not being able to develop powers. the key difference is that tommy and tubbo are friends before the calamity business starts to get serious, and tubbo's frustration drives a wedge between them

(angst time: clingy duo has a Big Fight during that one sheikah slate Memory on the palace tower bridge, and they never get the chance to apologize to each other before it all goes to shit and tommy dies sacrificing himself to save tubbo.)

techno and phil are old friends from when they'd do colosseum fights together. they haven't talked much for a few years before becoming champions, both too busy with their respective duties at home, but the moment they realize they've both been recruited well, they're inseparable

windbombing, bullet-time bouncing, and shield clipping are canon. don't question it.

champion ran is a dick (think revali) and the only one there they respect is niki because they underestimated her and then she proceeded to floor them during a sparring session (and she didn't even threaten them with a water based attack, it was all skill)

awesamdude (most people call him "sam", he's ranboo's personal guard) has a half brother named awesamnook (most people call him "nook" or "samnook"). he's the Beedle-role and he talks in all caps like an npc ("HELLO TRAVELER." "Why are you shouting---" "HAVE A LOOK AT MY WARES." "Okay---")

bad runs the yiga-equivalent egg cult that, instead of disguising themselves as travelers, simply uses sprouts of blood-red flowers with a toxic pollen to mind-control bystanders into attacking tommy (yikes)

have some highlights from the few chapters i've written of tommy on the great plateau (yes, the entire google doc is written in comic sans)

tommy immediately sassing tubbo's disembodied voice:

tommy is 7 feet from the cave and is shoving things in his mouth:

(I should also mention he has a pet beetle in his pocket named Sir Legs)

tommy has a grudge against the sheikah pedestals, it's a whole arc on the plateau as he slowly comes to love and appreciate the pedestals and what they do for him:

old man J vs tommy's unwavering optimism(bullheadedness):

tommy vs disembodied voices:

tommy vs the first shrine:

tommy meets a monk:

pulling a direct line from philza's botw playthrough for this one:

me when i fast travel:

The loading screen says: "Leaving Comments: Leaving comments on a fic is a great way to make a writer go :D and give them the motivation they need to continue their bullshittery."

also some chapter titles: