"and she my backup like to say she was my plan b. kinda ironic 'cause with her, i'd start a family."
summary: in which polly jintara berkshire, whose friend was an ex of an f1 driver, juggles her role as a blackpink member and alex albon's girlfriend. OR this is just a series of photos showing how down bad the couple are for one another โค๏ธ
content warning: chatfic + tweets, use of explicit language, a lot of dirty jokes (nothing graphic), alex albon is a blink, references to stormzy songs, fluff
note: the title and quote is referring to my favourite tobi and manny song. anyway enjoy xx (i hope my jokes are funny enough)
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landonorris absolutely shameless
georgerussell63 this isn't who we are, alex ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
user1 bro who did you even go with ๐ญ
alex_albon latifi ๐
user2 WHAT ARE YALL DOING IN A BLACKPINK CONCERT EVEN ๐ญ
user3 alexander albon, driver on sundays and a blink every other day ๐
user4 lad i think it's a spider not a snake?
user5 shhhh don't ruin it for him. he's just being himself <3
user6 i just want him to show up one of these days in an interview and begin bonking the other drivers with his light stick like pLEASE ALEX
williamsracing cool stuff alex, but why didn't you take me there -logan liked by alex_albon
alex_albon big kids only, sorry mate. i'll bring the merch to you tho!
Part 2 of `` ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ``
ยท . เญจเญงโญเนเฃญ โญ ` ` when you know, you know. ` ` โน โงโห
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Being in love with your friend is the best! Until your wort dream comes true. However, there might be hope after all.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง lando norris x friend!reader (one-sided love), carlos sainz x fem!reader
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง angstishโฆ? (fluff for reader now!), sex jokes (iโm sorry I couldnโt help myself), GOOGLE TRANSLATED SPANISH!!
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Margaret - Lana Del Rey
๐/๐ เญจเญง Pt 2 is done! i love carlos and i stand by the fact he types emojis and uses them like a mom. also, oml, the amount of photos here is actually insane ๐ญ๐ญ
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username1 get lando OUT of the likes ๐
username2 men have the absolute audacity
username3 imagine losing your friendship and treating a sweetest girl like shit. isnโt me but it is lando and Ex-Bsf/N ๐คทโโ๏ธ
lailahasanovic โ๏ธ the hottest ๐ฎโ๐จ
โ y/n.jpeg LOOK IN THE MIRROR ๐
lilymunihe โ๏ธ sheโs my gf guys!!
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ uhmโฆ iโm right here
โ lilymunihe โ๏ธ and?
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ wow.
โ georgerussell โ๏ธ imagine your gf getting stolen by her own friend ๐
โ y/n.jpeg carmen is next georgie boy.
โ carmenmundt โ๏ธ ๐ณ
(ex)ybsf_username wifey ๐ค ๐ค
โ y/n.jpeg ex-wife actually.
โ username4 TELL HER Y/N!!
โ username5 Y/N saying it how it is.
โ username6 ex-Bsf/N literally cannot read the room.
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ still waiting for that pasta recipe ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux char, i think there's a reason y/n isnโt giving it to youโฆ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ what does that mean?!
โ alexandrasaintmleux i canโt say it i feel too bad ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ @ charles_leclerc youโre a shit cook.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ wow. thank you max. ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux still love you! ๐ฉท
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ โฆje t'aime aussi ๐ซถ
username7 anyone know the resturant??
y/n.jpeg itโs Truffle Bistrot in Monaco!
username8 has anyone else noticed how carlos has been constantly liking her photos? like as soon as Y/N posts??
โ usernme9 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
โ username10 carlos will treat her right 100%
โ username11 better than lando ever would ๐ฌ
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y/n.jpeg ยกHola Espana!
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ beautiful! ๐คฉ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ๐คจ ๐คจ
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ although, madrid is a much better place in spain, I can give you a tour next time! ๐
โ username12 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
โ username13 carlos making the moves???
โ username14 HELP HEโS SUCH A MILLENNIAL
โ y/n.jpeg you say that as if you havenโt toured me around madrid when you were still at McLaren after the Spanish GP ๐ค
โ carlossainz55 yes but, it wasnโt just you and me ๐
โ username15 AYO???
โ username16 okay mr. sainz we see you
โ username17 heโs making the moves now that y/n isnโt crushing on lando ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ this was the worst flirting iโve seen since charles and alexandra.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ enough of this ๐
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y/n.jpeg first date kinda nervous ๐ตโ๐ซ
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username18 HELLO???
username18 this was not on my 2024 calendar.๐
username19 bro lando is gonna be LIVID.
username20 girl said โyou date my bsf, i date yoursโ ๐ญ
username21 SHEโS NOT EVEN HIDING IT
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ hermosa โค๏ธ
โ y/n.jpeg says the one with the best hair ever ๐ฅด๐ฅด
โ carlossainz55 you flatter me too much ๐
username22 kinda living for them together.
username23 better than Lando ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username24 hopped from one driver to anotherโฆ not a good look ๐ฌ
โ username25 and lando hopped from one bsf to another??? not a good look for him ๐ฌ ๐ฌ
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y/n.jpeg ๐๏ธ switching sides ๐ฃ๏ธ
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ you look better in red โค๏ธ
y/n.jpeg oh hush youโre making me blush ๐ฃ
oscarpiastri โ๏ธ kind of offended at the momentโฆ
โ y/n.jpeg whoopsiesโฆ sorry osc!! you are still my favorite driver that mclaren ๐ซถ
โ oscarpiastri โ๏ธ favorite? Iโm honored.
โ username26 probably her favorite for a reason ๐
username27 they werenโt lying when they said โeveryone is a ferrari fanโ
username28 that carlos photo is literally a jumpscare ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg he might be a jumpscare but heโs my jumpscare ๐ซถ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ please stop flirting in the garage I donโt need to see this.
โ y/n.jpeg quiet. last time i checked my bf didnโt post a tik tok with THAT audio.
โ alexandrasaintmleux okay! thatโs enough information!
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y/n.jpeg when he can cook >>>
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ this feels very targeted ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg maybe it is
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ is my cooking that bad ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux wellโฆ you definitely improved! :)
โ username29 HELPPP ALEX ๐ญ๐ญ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ @ alexandrasaintmleux who are you and what did you do to my alex.
username30 1/2 ferrari drivers being able to cook is a world record
โ y/n.jpeg thank god i have the one that can!!
โ alexandrasaintmleux ๐
4 months laterโฆ
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f1 Carlos Sainz wins in Singapore! His first Smoooooth Operation in Ferrari! ๐ถ๏ธ ๐
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username31 smooooooooooth operatorrrrr
username32 AS HE SHOULD โผ๏ธ
username33 ferrari's only hope this season ๐ญ๐
username34 someone besides Red Bull winning??
y/n.jpeg my boy โค๏ธ
โ carlossainz55 mi amor ๐ซถ
โ username35 stop it they are so cute
โ username36 "my boy" ๐ฅฒ
โ username37 I still remember when lando was "her boy" ๐
โ username38 lando is the past. Carlos is Y/N's present and future. leave Lando back.
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landonorris when i win podium >>>
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username39 ew a ex-Bsf/N sighting
username40 this did NOT eat
username41 i donโt want to see ex-Bsf/N bazongas ๐
โ username42 BAZONGAS ๐๐
username43 i love the fact no one on the grid or the wags BESIDES ex-Bsf/N liked this post ๐ญ
username44 as they should tbh ๐๐
username45 HE-HE-HELL NAH ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ
mclaren โ๏ธ ๐ฌ
โ username46 EVEN MCLAREN DISAPPROVES
(ex)ybsf_username my boy โค๏ธ
โ username47 I KNOW SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
โ username48 NO WAY SHE TOOK Y/N NICKNAME FOR LANDO NOW TOOโฆ
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y/n.jpeg when MY BOY finishes 1st on and off the track ๐คญ >>>
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username49 MISS GIRL.
username50 WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS
username51 THE CARLOS CRUMBS
username52 CARLOS CRUMBS??? THE Y/N CRUMBS ARE INSANE
username53 THIS IS DEFINITELY A CLAP BACK AT THE LANDO POST ๐ญ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ENOUGH OF THIS.
โ carlossainz55 is it wrong to show a certain someone what heโs missing? ๐
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ NOT AT ALL BUT NOT LIKE THIS
lilymunihe there are kids here ๐
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landonorris podiummmm babbbbyyyyy ๐
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username54 no ex-Bsf/N?
username55 after the fight iโm not surprised about a no ex-Bsf/N post ๐ฌ
username56 FIGHT???
โ username57 you didnโt hear? apparently, lando never liked ex-Bsf/N and they started fighting about Y/N and what happened to herโฆ itโs definitely a โholy shitโ moment โฆ
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oh, thats not | alex albon x fem! verstappen! reader
summary; after some paparazzi photos come out, everyone goes into a frenzy thinking max is cheating on kelly. turns out, itโs just his sister, y/n, who is actually dating another driver
fc; kennedy walsh
warnings; cursing
notes; requested ! had to do alex ๐ฅด
taglist; @namgification
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maxverstappen1: my SISTER. look at my SISTER. sheโs my SISTER. i was out for lunch with my SISTER for her BIRTHDAY and KELLY was in the BATHROOM.
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yourusername: why these pics of me couldnโt u have chosen something cuter
maxverstappen1: you forced me to watch spongebob square pants bc your little boyfriend got you hooked on it, deal with it
yourusername: he is taller than u actually ๐ค
yourusername: the fact yall thought i was dating max is so disrespectful to me, how dare you guys think iโd date someone who looked like THAT๐คข
maxverstappen1: WEโRE LITERALLY TWINS????!!
yourusername: wah wah
username: omg it was his sister ???๐ญ
username: but the girl was blonde???
yourusername: dyed my hair orange hours later + the photo was weeks ago + but max is so obsessed w his cool little sister that he always takes pictures of me๐ค
maxverstappen1: no itโs bc you do dumb shit all the time
kellypiquet: appreciate everyoneโs concern but y/nโs like my sister ๐๐ฉท
yourusername: love you & p ๐ ( not max )
maxverstappen1: i canโt believe i shared a womb with you.
username: wait sheโs so funny๐ญ๐ญ
username: LMFAO IT WAS HIS SISTER THE WHOLE TIME??
username: sheโs so pretty but she has a โฆ boyfriend ๐๐๐๐
alex_albon: interesting โlittle boyfriendโ you mentionedโฆ
maxverstappen1: hilarious, right?
username: suspiciousโฆ
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alex_albon: MY girlfriend. my GIRLFRIEND. she is MY GIRLFRIEND..
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yourusername: ALEX THE 4TH PICTURE?? WHYโRE YOU ACTING LIKE MAX
alex_albon: ur just so silly n cute
yourusername: awwww๐
maxverstappen1: but when i say ur silly you hit my head
yourusername: you call me a dumb bitch. there are levels to it.
maxverstappen1: well yes, you are a dumb bitch!
yourusername: oh thatโs not
maxverstappen1: STOP CALLING KELLY TO MAKE P DO YOUR EVIL DOINGS
yourusername: love you BOYFRIEND
alex_albon: love you GIRLFRIEND
username: AND SHES DATING ALEX??
username: omg is that her cat๐ฃ๐ฃ
username: wait theyโre so cute
kellypiquet: come by for dinner soon! maybe this time without max threatening you?
alex_albon: without the threatening would be nice, heโs just salty that iโm taller than him and that iโm dating his sister
maxverstappen1: ur not good enough for her + i am a 3x wdc + L + ratio๐
yourusername: ur both LOSERS whom i LOVE in different ways๐๐๐๐
username: alex and maxโs comments have been so???๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
summary:ย [ lawyer!alex albon x f!driver!reader โ social media au ] alex is contracted to help you get out of trouble after you land in hot water
faceclaim: florence pugh
warnings:ย language, dirty jokes
authorโs note: hello party people!! so happy to bring you the first installment of in their shoes, my series with @lorarri about driver!reader. chaotic reader is the love of my life frfr
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yourusername eat pasta drive fasta ๐๐
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user mother is mothering ๐ฉ
user i live for y/n's photodumps
user everyone say thank you y/n for feeding us!!
redbullracing let her cook ๐
user the way y/n looks at the camera in slide 2 ๐ซฃ
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redbullracing Oracle Red Bull Racing is aware of the charges being brought against driver Y/N L/N. Oracle Red Bull Racing respects all official decisions and will be assisting Y/N in any legal proceedings. We ask for privacy and discretion during this period of time.
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y/nupdates y/n left the monaco police station this morning accompanied by her lawyer, alex albon. alex is also a family friend and was contracted by red bull to help y/n with any legal issues that may arise. y/n and alex left on motorcycle shortly after she was released. when asked about recent events, y/n stated that she isn't worried and that she's in good hands (implied to be alex's)
pictured above: y/n this morning, a photo captured by passerby of alex on his bike waiting for y/n, and a picture of alex found on his firm's website
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user y/n's slaying everywhere ๐ even getting arrested isn't stopping her from serving with every outfit
โช user omg fr i love her jacket and boots
โช user we should have a y/n style account ngl
user damn her lawyer's hotttt ๐ณ
โช user yeah exactly!!! so glad someone else sees my โจ vision โจ
user lol i can already see this dude getting a migraine within the first two hours of dealing with y/n
โช user she's a menace and while i love her for that i pity her lawyer ๐
โช user our thoughts and prayers for mr albon ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
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effwontea ok so who was going to tell me that y/n's lawyer is hot, cute, AND good with animals - admin g ๐พ
what crimes do i need to commit to hire alex to defend me ๐ณ - admin t ๐
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user idk if anyone's noticed but he's actually in a few of her older vlogs ๐ guess they've been friends for a while
โช user and she hasn't showed us him until now???
โช user i went back to watch the videos with alex in them and omg they're so cute togetherrrrrr
โช user ikr!!! did you see that part where she drives them around monaco and he's literally scared for his life but also staring at y/n with heart eyes ๐
โช user guess this isn't the first time that y/n has terrorized alex with her driving skills then ๐
user is it just me or are they really freaking adorable together
โช user omg fr!! he balances out her chaos and she makes him laugh so much โค๏ธ my heart can't take this
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yourusername everyone say thank you to alex_albon's savior complex ๐ love u ๐ซถ
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user did she just... hard launch???
โช user i think???????
โช user knowing y/n she kept him a secret just for the chaos ๐
georgerussell63 about time, mate!
โช landonorris thanks a lot for making me lose my bet with george ๐
โช alex_albon what were you two even betting on?
โช yourusername when i would get arrested and you'd have to defend me in court ๐ btw georgerussell63 i expect dinner from whatever lando needs to give you
alex_albon love you too (even if you exhaust me sometimes ๐)
โช yourusername don't lie, you like it ๐
user so now on top of dealing with y/n in court he has to deal with her every day ๐ญ thoughts and prayers dude
โช yourusername i promised to behave in public if he lets me misbehave in private ๐
โช alex_albon you call that behaving???
โช landonorris ewww get a room
โช yourusername get a win ๐คทโโ๏ธ
โช georgerussell63 MIC. DROP.
โช landonorris alex_albon can i hire you to sue y/n and george for emotional damage
โช alex_albon i'm afraid that you're on your own ๐ i have no intention of stepping into a courtroom with y/n ever again
โช yourusername guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!
โช alex_albon lando because he insists that we've adopted him?
โช yourusername correct โ
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masterlist | pairing: logan sargeant x albon!reader. summary: y/n wrote a song about a specific American and fans canโt get over it | fc: Olivia Rodrigo warnings: ig au + fluff. a/n: I know weโve seen this for Logan A LOT already, but I just thought this would be fun!
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y/nalbon: guts spilled is out now!!! tell me your favorite song?
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user1: she wrote so American for us logany/n girlies ๐ซก
user2: so American for obvious reasons
alex_albon: all but so American
lilymhe: love ALL the songs ๐๐ฉท
user3: alex albon is a logan sargeant y/n albon hater ๐ญ๐ญ
logansargeant: love it allโค๏ธ
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logiebear: LOGAN AND ALEX WITH A FAN IN MIAMI! HE IS GOING TO WATCH HER PERFORM TONIGHT
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user1: we are losing so American tonight arenโt we ๐ญ๐ญ
user2: aw how nice of alex to hang out with his future brother in law!
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y/nupdatez: Y/N IS SINGING SO AMERICAN AS A SURPRISE SONG! I REPEAT SHE IS SINGING SO AMERICAN!
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user1: IN MIAMI TOO? OH SHE LOVES HIM
user2: LOGAN SARGEANT CAN YOU FIGHT
user3: WITHOUT ME??? THIS IS SO CRUEL Y/N
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y/nalbon: MIAMI! you were a dreamโค๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
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user1: pop princess ๐
logansargeant: ๐
user2: Logan is a lucky guy ๐
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y/nalbon: heโs so American he canโt even use chopsticks correctly ๐
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logansargeant: must be my teacher is the reason why
williamsracing: ๐
user1: โIโll go anywhere he goesโ ๐ญ she literally made her tour schedule align with f1 im losing it
summary george's new girlfriend seems way too cool for him and the fans just cannot believe it
notes bit of a longer one here (what is a plot) but i just wanted to do something fun since it's the winter break. and i love poking a bit of fun at my favs
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yourusername that's my party people! ๐พ
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yourbestfriend for the record, everything that happened after 9pm is completely yn's fault
โคท yourusername sooo r u still up for next week?
โคท yourbestfriend @/yourusername 100%
โคท yourfriend1 yn is the reason why you shouldn't drink and drive ๐ญ
nadissodone HOLDDDDD IT ๐จ๐จ george liked this post
โคท 44formula but he wasn't tagged soo??
โคท goatmilton what is a polar bear doing in arlington texas ๐๐๐
champagneshower no way 4th slide is george tho
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โคท jadedtrack it does kinda look like him tbf
4strobaby yn ma'am could you please confirm whether or not you have a boyfriend
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โคท 4strobaby GUYS SHE LIKED THE COMMENT THIS MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING
โคท unevilincorporated OMG WAIT @/yourusername does that boyfriend happen to be f1 driver george russell???
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โคท unevilincorporated BOTH HER AND GEORGE LIKED THAT ONE???? IT DEFINITELY MEANS SOMETHING
โคท maroon.jpg @unevilincorporated yall are crazy why are we playing ouija board with comment likes ๐ญ๐ญ
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georgerussell63 Pretty good start to winter break โ๏ธ
p.s. thanks danielricciardo for the wine
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danielricciardo Hope you guys enjoyed the wine!
โคท yourusername the wine was a banger, will 100% be getting more
โคท tracklimited @/yourusername oh yeah she basically just confirmed that they're together ๐
oceanblvd im almost positive that's yn's helmet theyre really not trying to hide it anymore
yourusername โข 3hrs ago | georgerussell63 โข 2hrs ago / 20 December 2023
you replied to georgerussell63's story:
i'm taking u out on another one tmr and u can't say no babe
georgerussell63:
what if i do say no?
you:
u can't. i'll kidnap u and throw u on my bike
georgerussell63:
i could run away
and i think mercedes will have something to say about that
you:
don't worry, i won't keep you for too long
besides, the team loves me
they'll let me off the hook
georgerussell63:
i don't like how i can't argue with that
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yourusername i should be playing in the winter snow, but imma be under the mistletoe (with youuu)
25 December 2023
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lilymhe nobody tell her it wasnโt snowing in london last night
โคท yourusername i wouldnโt have known anyway tbh
โคท pierregasly @/yourusername too busy?
โคท georgerussell63 @/pierregasly we canโt disclose that iโm afraid.. the nda and all that ๐๐
โคท brockenclocks @/pierregasly why is pierre always at the scene of the crime ๐ญ๐ญ
โคท certifiedlvrgrrl @/georgerussell63 george wtf do u mean by the nda
mercedesamgf1 Merry Christmas from the team!
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yourusername โข 2hrs ago / 28 December 2023
yourusername
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yourusername starting the year off in the beautiful south of france ๐
๐ธ 1&2: georgerussell63
4 January 2024
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georgerussell63 i think i should get credits for the 4th pic too since it was taken on my phone
โคท yourusername georgie please just let it go ๐ญ
โคท georgerussell63 @ yourusername you took 50 pictures before letting me leave the bathroom and i was only in half of them.
โคท yourusername @ georgerussell63 they're for ur personal collection ๐
โคท moonriver @ yourusername PERSONAL COLLECTION????
โคท sativaur @ yourusername "personal collection" yn im going insane
fonedance yn you're so fine please break up with ur bf i can treat you better than he ever will
โคท cuntlonso realest thing i've read all day ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
georgerussell63
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georgerussell63 A refreshing little getaway to start the year
๐ธ 2: yourusername
4 January 2024
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jadedfc the way his arm wraps around her in their pics im sosoo sick
โคท rollemodel he lowkey shut down all the haters with it too
โคท sunburnns that should be me pls
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yourusername trying out a couple extra wheels...
16 January 2024
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yourbestfriend coolest girl itw โก๏ธ
lilymhe so the final verdict on 2 vs 4 wheels is...?
โคท georgerussell63 4 wins
โคท yourusername @/georgerussell63 hell no it's obviously 2 ๐
โคท georgerussell63 @/yourusername think that's because you lost by an entire lap?
โคท yourusername @/georgerussell63 as if you didn't almost fall off the bike!! u're also biased
โคท georgerussell63 @/yourusername why don't we just agree to disagree?
โคท yourusername @/georgerussell63 you just don't wanna admit i'm right
mercrarri yep i still think she's way too cool for him
โคท landoshelmet ikr she's such a badass and he's... there
โคท pastrydish literal she's everything and he's just ken
โคท 4lbons she already said leave the man alone damn ๐ญ๐ญ
maiadrsh george russell has to be the luckiest man alive
โคท yourusername more like sexiest man alive
โคท alex_albon @/yourusername i did NOT need to see you say that today ๐คข
โคท georgerussell63 @alex_albon you'd better believe it ๐
โคท alex_albon @/georgerussell63 not today, not for a single one of the past 15 years we've known each other, and not ever
โคท yourusername @alex_albon sincerely, even i doubt that second part
โคท silverstoned what is yn insinuating in these comments ๐คจ
an: i feel like every time i post a new smau i level up and introduce new formatting. also comment tags r weird bcs i wna avoid tagging real users and it irks me
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yourusername โข 12hrs ago
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เฉโฉโงโห pairing || daniel ricciardo x ln4 best friend!reader
เฉโฉโงโห genre || social media au
เฉโฉโงโห summary || y/n, danny, and lando are best friends, three peas in a pod. lando and y/n grew up together, surely if any of them are dating it's them... right?
เฉโฉโงโห warning || slight age gap, slut shaming
เฉโฉโงโห a/n || i have realised that i have a habit of making the reader best friends with lily and alex, i'd apologise but I think it really just reflects my obsession w them... like who wouldn't wanna be best friends with them?! also sorry if it seems rushed but p2 will be out semi soonish- iโm gonna finish some other works first!
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yourusername rahhhh ๐ฌ๐ง ln4 home race!
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username7 my fave mclaren girly ๐งก
username81 y/n being the biggest ln4 fan - y/n lando truthers we win!
landonorris my biggest fan ๐งก
โคท username37 awww
โคท username4 never beating the dating allegations
lilymhe bae
โคท yourusername forever
maxfewtrell slide 5: live footage of y/n during the race
โคท username16 yk itโs real when his best friend ships them as well
danielricciardo papaya princess
โคท username18 best friends my ass
โคท username71 awww heโs like a big brother to her ๐ฅฐ
โคท username6 girl-
username66 i love when y/n goes to races!
carmenmmundt me encanta
mclaren our fave girl in orange!
โคท yourusername love u admin
username11 slutting out for mclaren ๐
maxverstappen1 cheering for me? thanku y/n/n!
โคท yourusername ofc, og orange army maxxie
โคท danielricciardo ๐คจ
โคท landonorris ๐คจ
โคท mclaren ๐คจ
landonorris u always capture my features best ๐
โคท yourusername yk it ๐๐ซ
username27 y/n is landos biggest fan itโs so cute
username16 she was made for the colour orange ๐งก๐งก
alex_albon no feature? rip
โคท yourusername soz albono, papaya boys only today!
lissiemackintosh my girl โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
โคท yourusername ILY
martingarrix ๐งก
adam_norris_pure_electric Very nice y/n ๐คฉ
โคท username17 father-in-law ๐คจ
username13 just y/n supporting her boyfriend at his home race ๐คญ
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yourusername papaya on film while we wait for ๐ญ๐บ
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username17 y/n always coming through w the content
username92 daniel looks majestic
username81 they both look soooo gooodddd
mclaren papaya princess doing papaya things ๐งก
โคท yourusername papaya 4 life ๐งก๐งก
username16 can she like just pick one of them?
โคท username51 just bc ur bitter that sheโs friends w them ๐
landonorris baller โน๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
โคท yourusername we wonโt talk abt how u missed then? ok!
โคท username4 whack him again queen!
โคท username52 best couple things
danielricciardo ๐งก
โคท username72 farkkk just admit youse are dating!
โคท username18 why would they do that when sheโs obv dating lando??
โคท username16 he could be her grandpa wtf
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yourusername summy timeโ๏ธ
tagged landonorris, danielricciardo
username1 y/n feeding us that summer break content
username45 ahhh sheโs w lan + dan
alex_albon why is lando giving u the bird
โคท yourusername heโs a brat
โคท landonorris ME?
โคท danielricciardo can confirm. heโs a brat.
โคท username68 he was probs sick of third wheeling ๐ญ
โคท username4 *daniel was sick of third wheeling
isahernaez guapasรญma ๐
โคท yourusername miss u isaaa ๐
username96 sheโs literally living the dream
mclaren Thank you for the content queen!
โคท yourusername papaya fan doing papaya things ๐งก
username52 mclaren whore
โคท username18 shut up
danielricciardo cute
โคท username18 absolutely zero game iโm crying
username72 y/n and her boyfriends
โคท username7 no but fr iโm so confused is she dating dan? is she dating lando?
โคท username72 idk if sheโs dating either but pretty sure if she is itโs defs lando
โคท username7 theyโd be so cute ๐ childhood friends to lover excellence
username64 sorry but how is she so pretty
chloestroll stunning babes
โคท yourusername ๐๐
riabish stunnn
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username18 traitorous bitch. youโd be no where without mclaren.
maxfewtrell what did u say for lando to give u that side eye?
โคท yourusername took this right before i showed him the postโฆ you could say he was disappointed
username71 um are we gonna ignore that last photo?!
maxverstappen1 ๐
โคท username17 what does this mean?!
username26 y/n is fr soft launching daniel
โคท username4 it could be anyone
redbullracing ๐ฅถ
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landonorris oi whatโs w the photo
โคท yourusername which one ๐
username72 idk if anyoneโs noticed but y/n actually hasnโt tagged or responded to any mclaren comments since danielโs contract termination was announcedโฆ
โคท username2 waitโฆ
username38 sensory overloadโฆ the way everyone is ignoring the soft launch
lilymhe whoโs that man y/n/nโฆ?
โคท alex_albon i know ๐
โคท lilymhe i know where u live ๐น
โคท alex_albon yeahโฆ with me ๐ง
username28 y/n has really been distancing herself from the papaya princess image lately and now it makes so much sense
summary: reader celebrates the boys by personal messages, some might enjoy it more than others
requested: yes!
follow up (sorta) from this post
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y/nusername happy birthday to the one and only love of my life! Honestly feeling bad for the people who don't get to have a best friend like youโ i'm so happy we got to grow up together and terrorize the neighborhood and everyone in our way. I love you babes even though you set me up on a date with your weird coworker. also thanks for the job, sorry you got fired before me โค๏ธ
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dannyricric lando & heidi who? I only know daniel & y/n
tifosiredbull the first and the last picture ๐ญ
leclerccc_ the last one is too cute!!
danielricciardo can't wait for your birthday babes, got the pictures ready
y/nusername shaking in my boots right now
teammclaren ๐ ๐ ๐
landohnorry the first one is doing it for me tbh ๐คฃ
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y/nusername don't be down and turn that frown upside-down. Happy 30th birthday to the most British man I've ever metโ crickey, you're getting old. Best wishes from one bad bitch to another bad bitch ๐
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grussell63 what is this and why is this the best thing I've ever seen? ๐ญ
georgerussell63 why are you like this?
y/nusername I ask myself that question at least ten times a day ๐ฅฐ
maxiel13 put this on my grave please :')
mercedesamgf1 truly iconic ๐
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y/nusername
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y/nusername older? yes. wiser? debatable. Some things are better with age, too bad you arenโt one of them. Happy birthday to my favorite spaniard ๐ถ
tagged: @/carlossainz55
charlos55 ah yes I love the Jonas Brothers
y/nusername joe is my favorite obviously
charlos55 asjklsas i love you!
scuderiaferrari thank you for perfectly capturing our chili ๐ถ
gaaaslyyy happy b-day to Carlos and let's thank y/n for her services โบ
carlossainz55 I can't wait to see you on the track this weekend
y/nusername is that a threat?
carlossainz55 keep your eyes open
sainzie my goal in life is to be as close with every driver as y/n is ๐ญ
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y/nusername
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y/nusername happy birthday to the guy who can never do anything wrong in his life, the guy who became the little brother I've never had, thanks for being such a great time. (Don't be fooled, I still like your girlfriend more.)
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maxmaxmax he truly can't do wrong, protect this men at cost!
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alex_albon thanks y/n, it's okay I too like my girlfriend more than you ๐
alebonooo like you should ๐
lilymhe hey could you intruduce me to this guy, he's cute
alex_albon ๐๐
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y/nusername
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y/nusername Smart, funny, beautiful..but enough about me, happy birthday to monaco's (and my) favorite. Hereโs to another year of questionable fashion decisions. Happy birthday queen. โฅ
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sharllekler not charles questioning his life in these pictures ๐ญ
lestappen_ I would too if my team was ferrari ๐
leclerc16 bestie the least thing you could've done was take those pants away from him
y/nusername friend if this man wants to embarrass himself, who am I to stop him?
charles_leclerc thank you queen โค๏ธ
checooop don't known if I want to be charles or y/n
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y/nusername
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y/nusername Happy birthday to the guy who always knows how to make me laugh, who matches my weird, to the most good-looking guy I've ever met, to my best friend, to my person and to the one I love. I hope i get to spend many more birthdays with you..anyway, who needs a gift when you have me? Love you always, muppet ๐งก๐งก
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norris4 the difference between the birthday post of the other guys and lando's one is insane ๐ญ
mercmartin the last picture will always be my favorite, thanks for sharing it once again
landonorris love you, muppet โค๏ธ
Bottassv will I ever get over the muppet thing? Probably not
danielricciardo best friend?
landonorris people change their minds, daniel
scottyjames31 feeling rather betrayed right now
y/nusername guys please, I can't stand y'all equally. No need to fight.