#all my homies hate french

[sadboyhrs]

if theres one thing me and Will Byers have in common its barely passing maths 💋💋💋

[notupforpolo]

Oh and also fuck French I hate conjugating verbs AND adjectives like a god damned sucker

[transrevolutions]

every time I see an errant marie antoinette stan stumble upon the french revolution tag and fill it with posts singing her praises, my hatred for that lady grows ever stronger. she was not a feminist icon. she was an ultra-conservative tyrant who was willing to sacrifice the safety of those she was supposed to protect in the hopes of clinging onto the last vestiges of power trailing from a dying era. she had plenty of chances to choose to do the right thing and listen to the will of the people and she refused every time. I cannot spare her any sympathy.

[weretheones]

watched the walking dead: daryl dixon season finale...

[deacf-coffee-is-a-sin]

Morocco is a winner in my heart

[ephemerle]

[re-alku]

goober

[abattoirstars]

friendship ended with Sitting And Waiting For The Cricket

hoping France lose to Jamaica is my new best friend

[ahalliance]

jstor and google books (!!!) are the only fucking sites i can tolerate when searching for academic sources atp

[dachonky]

Why do people always joke about hating the french, is it because they invaded a bunch of people, is it because more revolutions than a centrifuge, is it because they're "pompous", or is it because french just rolls of the tounge.

[just-a-rocky-mountain-nerd]

Learning Spanish is so fripping hard because I already know French which means that when I try and make a sentence in spanish and I forget a word my brain substitutes french! When I try to figure out the end of a word it doesn’t do -o or -a it has nothing or -e! I got the yo tu and usted and then the verbs! are! french! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[angel-gone-south]

Oh dearest writer I am requesting (again) what do YOU think tweek, clyde, kyle, jimmy and pip would call the reader (if that makes any sense 😅) like ig "petnames" but I hate that word more then anything (even more then my mom 🤭)

🖌 anon (as always)

Nicknames for the Reader!

i did romantic AND platonic if that’s okay

Drug mention

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Stan Marsh

Platonic: Dude, Bro, “Lil Homie” or “Big Guy” depending on your height

Romantic: Darling, Honey, Baby. Typical shit unless he’s in a goofy mood, then it’s something stupid like “booboo bear”

Kyle Broflovski

Platonic: Dude, Bro. Classic.

Romantic: Babe, Dear, Honeybun. He never calls you Honeybun in public though, that one is for him only.

Kenny McCormick

Platonic: Babes, among other things that are probably not normally platonic (doll, pretty, etc)

Romantic: Doll, Prince/Princess, Hot stuff (or hotcock/pusspuss when he’s stoned out of his gourd)

Eric Cartman

Platonic: This is Cartman we’re talking about. He calls you derogatory things based on your appearance and background no matter what.

Romantic: Same thing, mostly. But alone he’s much sweeter, or he just adds “my” to the beginning of whatever slur he calls you. He’s not used to love.

Butters/Marjorine Stotch

Platonic: Fella, Buddy, Bubba, etc.

Romantic: Baby, sweetheart, darling, etc. Constantly giving you the sweetest compliments too. “Handsome boy” or “pretty girl” or simply just “gorgeous”

Craig Tucker

Platonic: Dude. Bro sometimes but he’s a very Dude guy.

Romantic: We all know he calls his partners honey, but also I think he would call you cupcake or love. Maybe even just baby.

Tweek Tweak

Platonic: Bro, my guy. Uses your name a lot.

Romantic: Hun, Cutie, just the most sickeningly sweet shit. He’s smitten.

Clyde Donovan

Platonic: Dude, bro, guy. Regardless of gender.

Romantic: Something stupid. Little lady/baby boy/my darling when he wants to embarrass you. Bae in front of his friends.

Tolkien Black

Platonic: Simple and straight to the point, he uses your name. Occasionally dude.

Romantic: I’m sorry he’s the guy to say pookie unironically 💀 he also calls you “little bug” though which is honestly adorable

Jimmy Valmer

Platonic: My man/Little Dude/Miss lady. He’s a jokester, whaddya want?

Romantic: Sweetums, cutie patootie, lovebug.

Scott Malkinson

Platonic: Dude, your name. Very simple.

Romantic: He’s probably so nervous but I think he would call you sugar, hon, and babe. He’s also definitely fond of dear and darling.

Pip Pirrup

Platonic: Friend, Chap, other British things.

Romantic: Love, sweetie, baby, missus/mister/mx. He adores you to the bone.

Damien Thorn

Platonic: Puny, worm, other such insults.

Romantic: Mortal. Also refers to you as “the Tolerable One” and “Mine.” Sometimes, when he’s feeling extra sappy, he calls you his little angel or firestarter.

Gregory (of Yardale)

Platonic: He does NOT know what that means so prepare for a litany of Prince/Princess, My Liege, etc.

Romantic: Others include: My sweet, love, sunshine, baby, little flower, beautiful, gorgeous, etc.

Christophe “The Mole” DeLorne

Platonic: “Friend” is the best thing you could squeeze out of him.

Romantic: lots of French. “Papillon” (butterfly), “Mon cher/Ma chérie” (my dear/my darling), “Amour” (love). He prays you don’t understand. Never point them out he WILL stop.

[skatingbi]

When I say sanji falls hard i mean he falls HARD homies!!

My fighter pilot au is also a modern au, so during the 2 years sanji and zoro are apart they constantly talk on the phone. Zoro hates texting so sanji will go out of his way to call zoro when they both have a break.

Their conversations last hours. Theyre not always talking but sanji is content with the comfortable silence that also makes up their calls as well. He just likes being with zoro in any way he can be until theyre able to meet again.

When its not silence zoro is talking about his family mihawk and perona, or the lessons he's taking (which zoro refuses to tell sanji what they are), or the unclassified information on the assignments he's been doing. Sanji talks about his mandatory leave where he goes back home and helps zeff with the baratie. He complains about his old man while also talking about how much he missed cooking. They talk about things other than work for probably the first time since that night sanji woke up with a panic attack a few years ago.

During these two years, sanji learns so much about zoro and he feels loved at the same time in zoro's own unusual way. In return, zoro learns more about sanji and basks in getting to be with sanji even if theyre on opposite sides of the world.

Unfortunately, their comrades are suffering by watching them be hopelessly in love to the point where it feels like experiencing second hand embaressment. Sanji SUCKS at flirting and zoro wouldnt even know someone was flirting with him even if it hit him square in the face with a 50 pound brick.

Nami and Usopp are betting on who confesses first. Luffy couldnt care less about the betting but still likes to be a supportive friend and participates anyways. Robin and Franky dont bet money but talk about it as well. Regardless, the majority vote that Sanji will confess first, even if it'll probably be the worst confession anyone's ever heard in their life.

Like you think these two idiots know anything about romance? Absolutely Not. They're in their early 20's and spent most of their life growing up too fast and having to survive more than live.

So when during those two years, the second year is maybe one assignment and mostly being sitting ducks at their respective bases they stay at, sanji and zoro talk more and more about their other dreams. They start to learn how to live, slowly but surely through each other, despite being oceans apart.

Flirting between them is useless, but opening up and baring their souls to each other isn't. When you put two guarded men together with walls up, it can either end in tragedy like betrayal or in them tearing down each others walls.

When Sanji bears his soul to Zoro, he understands for the second time how much he cant live without him. How much he truely wishes he could at least look at zoro face to face and trace all the scars on his skin with reverence and adoration.

Sanji's heart aches more and more as the two years pass by. The next time they call, though, his heart nearly stops when he hears zoro's voice still raspy from waking up so late in the morning for the Nth time that week to hear him say in fucking french by the way, dear god sanji isnt gonna be able to survive this any longer now.

"Good morning, Sanji"

[bl00dst41ned]

bl00dy (yes i gave myself a nickname) - a girl who sometimes writes but most importantly talks nonsense

about me - she/her - scorpio - esfp - black (cameroonian) - french

things i like - when palestine is free, when congo is free, music (rihanna, sza, plk, tyler the creator, nicki minaj, jordan ward and way more), 90s and 00s series (gilmore girls, boy meets world, that's so raven), youtube (jordan theresa, deb smikle, courtreezy, aminasnotokay, chad chad, film cooper, wurld, les jacksons, beta squad, océane), psg (when they don't act like f**king idiots), writing fics and music articles, pinterest, going out to paris, being alone, staying in my room, talking to my tumblr homies, complaining (french core), being in denial

things i hate - olympique de marseille

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[kindaorangey]

the coffee theory is bullshit i hate the coffee theory all my homies hate the coffee theory alright do you know what season two was about? it was about the difference between holiness and human goodness. both aziraphale and crowley are said to have "gone native" from their time on earth, but for all aziraphale's insistence on learning french the hard way, taking his driving test, learning to dance, he never ever shuts up about the ineffable plan. he takes these humanly pleasures, and enjoys them immensely, but he never wavers from understanding the bigger picture. nothing lasts forever. i don't think it's a coincidence that we saw the first time aziraphale tried food this season, i don't think it's a coincidence that shax brought up his interest in good food in the final battle, and i don't think it's a coincidence that when offered the position of head archangel, aziraphale says, "but where would i get my coffee?" one of the first things the metatron says when he hands aziraphale the coffee is that he indulges in these humanly pleasures himself sometimes. ultimately, aziraphale is still too committed to the big grand-scale ineffable plan to reject heaven completely. the coffee symbolises the humanly pleasures he would be giving up by becoming became head archangel.

[demonichikikomori]

Hihi, found ur account from Ao3! Love ur writing so much. Just a question: What characters are your current favourites to write for? (Dorm wise)

Uwahhhh!~! Hi hi hiiii!! It's the worlds most Chuunibyou- Ah. I mean... The Worlds Most Demonic Hikikomori!!

I'm very happy you enjoy my writing! I work hard (most of the time) on all of my works since I know when I share them, I get to let other people enjoy the content they were secretly wishing for! Or maybe it's something they wish didn't exist haha.

Aughhh I lowkey love this question my tastes change every so often but sometimes... They remain the same!~! I'm actually a big homie hopper and I believe that all of them (minus Ortho) are totally fuckable!!!!! But, I'll tell you my fave from each dorm and why!

Check below the cut!

Heartslabyul:

Ace Trappola - When he first appeared on screen I had a crush on him. And then he OPENED HIS BIG FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! Ace I like because I can cook up some serious dubcon and almost like... A bullying kink kinda deal?? Ace is lowkey very bratty and its lowkey canon he has a crush on MC. He wants to fuck us so bad it makes him even dumber than Deuce.

Savanaclaw:

Ruggie Bucchi - Literally my whole reason for living. I tell this stupid story all the time but the game came out and I hadn't written in so long and I finally met Ruggie... But there were no fics for him. And so I needed to save the world. I needed to spread my Ruggie Bucchi propaganda. Ruggie is extremely hardworking and so charming he makes my brain melt out of my ears everytime. I love his New Years card too I'm so excited we get him this year I am going to fucking hurl. I love love love loooove Ruggie and I need everyone to love him too!!!!

Leona Kingscholar - Before the game was released I wanted him so so so fucking bad. But he immediately got bumped once I met Ruggie. Holy smokes its hard to explain but... Leona has that... "You need a man, not a boy." kinda energy.

Octavinelle:

The Tweels - This is an Azul hate page (we can still fuck him dw) and I lowkey hate the Tweels too. They're just so slimy and horrible and if I was to interact with them in person I would probably burst into tears. They do have amazing smut potential. But they're big fan faves among the fandom so they're very intimidating to write. I can make them worse. But is that what everyone wants!??!?

Scarabia:

Jamil Viper - He is very segsy to me hehe. This emotion was discovered after I finished book 4 and cried that everyone hates the JamiKali ship for being toxic but I think I read all of book 4 with fujo lenses... Really, Jamil is lowkey a pervert. Hypnotism? Wanting to be called 'Master'? He's a freak.

Pomfiore:

Rook Hunt - So. I have not published any Rook content but I have written it. Again, he's very intimidating to write for. He makes my dick hard in unexplainable ways. I like the weird French.

Ignihyde:

Idia Shroud - FUCKING LOSER INCEL. But in a way that I can make him horrible and creepy. If you like Idia Shroud, you're probably into being stalked and having a hidden camera somewhere in your bedroom because he is so obsessed with you. He has 70+ sock puppets watching all of your social media accounts. I am the most correct ever.

Diasomnia:

Silver - I actually used to hate Silver but he's started to grow on me... And there's something about that bunny mailman card he has... Dude... I dunno... I need him to wake up and let me feel his arms... I'll show you my vision later...