#sp hcs

[tecchouism]

Gh. Those guys

[sp-by-april]

Kickin my feet and giggling while reading your asks and how you talk about Kyle 🤭

What are some general relationship headcanons that you have for Kyle? Idk what to ask, I just love how you talk about/write him

Kyle is my guy. He has a short fuse. He's dialectical. He's Thoughtful. He's thoughtless. Doesn't start fights but will finish them. People think he's a nerd, but he's really a total jock. He's the best basketball player on the team and watches UPN. (tangent: I need to know what shows he watched. One on One? Moesha?)

Kyle In A Relationship HCs

💚 He's very protective and a little possessive. If Kyle loves you, he will fight the entire world for you. No questions asked.

💚 Kyle shows love by doing things for you: fixing your schedule, helping as much as humanly possible, standing up for you when you're not in the room.

💚 He hates to admit it, but will absolutely spiral if he thinks someone else knows you better or has more access to you emotionally.

💚 Kyle needs security and reassurance like it’s oxygen.

💚 He doesn’t fall in love halfway. When he’s in, he’s all in. He needs to that know you are too.

💚 He's got your scent memorized. When you sleep together, (like actually sleep together) he'll fall asleep breathing you in.

💚 He can't not say what he's thinking. Especially if he thinks it's important. Even when it's not tactful. Even when it hurts. It can be both refreshing and an absolute fucking nightmare.

💚 Treat him right! He'll take any betrayal personally and won't fully recover from it.

💚 He'll hold your hand under the table, tuck a blanket around you, stroke your hair while you rant—but flinch when you ask what he's feeling mid-argument.

💚 He will fuck you mid-argument. Or after one. It's always intense and super fucking hot.

💚 Despite being the guy who can argue and moralize for days, it's easier for him to show love than to articulate it.

💚 He'll self-sacrifice for the greater good of the relationship... Then explode when he feels unappreciated.

💚 He's not easy. He's intense but he's real. He'll fumble, explode, apologize, overcorrect, and try again. If you can ride out the storm of his intensity, there's no one more loyal, passionate, or soul-deep sincere. He'll love you like it’s his life's work. Because, in his mind, it kind of is.

🔞 See Also: Kyle Fantasizing; Elf King Kyle; Smutty Kyle

[fennecfiree]

opinions on trans (mtf) butters, and can you draw marjorine?

shes cute but i dont rlly hc it, it use to be my absolute fav hc tho like i was obsessed with it,, ya idk i changed my mind abt it but its still cute

[julysn]

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

kyle broflovski

when he first found out he wasn’t really surprised but was a little (and i mean a little) disgusted

“well you look like you do”

of course you were like “.. what the hell does that mean”

but he’s pretty smart and figures things out quickly so you’re not surprised that he said that

eventually he decides to read one of them because he was curious

he thought it was pretty good but you needed to work on some things so he offered to be your co-writer

something along the lines of “it’s good but you could do these things better”

he’s like a teacher LMFAOA

stan marsh

surprised and kinda disgusted

“what the hell”

after he said that you thought u lost your with him chance fr

eventually you mustered up the courage to ask him to read one of them

why? who the hell knows. yolo.

once he did end up reading one of them because he got curious, and he was surprised because it was really good

he ended up complimenting your writing skills

something like “it’s not that bad”

would never read one of them. ever. again. no matter what + tries to forget it even happened 😭

lucky u didn’t lose your chance w him but its still embarrassing to think about

kenny mccormick

he likes loves how freaky that is 💦

“damn that’s hot” or something 💦

0% judgemental 100% supportive 💦

when he eventually came around to reading it he jerked off. right hand dick left hand scrolling down on his phone bc he’s soaking the sex in!!

he’ll offer to be your co-writer but unlike kyle who wants to help your writing, kenny will 100% make it freakier and sexier 💦

“you should add (freaky obscure sex thing)” and you’re like “… wtf is that”

eventually you let him be your beta reader and editor and your fics were suddenly freakier than ever before!

your readers were delighted by the level of creaminess! (i meant to write freakiness but it autocorrected)

[ashes-goin-down]

I think it's interesting that we get three versions of future Cartman with different distinctively shaped noses.

I believe this might be due to Kyle breaking it at some point after Cartman decides against turning his life around in "My Future Self n' Me" (possibly in "It's Christmas in Canada" or "Goobacks")

I base this theory on the fact that I think it would be really funny.

[dummywormz]

Panderverse ugly bob hc……guh

[bluebutbetter]

Everyone knows I fuck astronomically hard with SSLH, and I would LOVE to hear more about your Stan!

WAHH OMG!!!! i'm so happy you like it, tysm for reading <3333 🥺

and oh man... stan... stan stan stan... i really could just go on and on about him... i love him sooo much ⤵️

he's such a sensitive boy. i feel like he's seen as the group crybaby a lot of the time, and like... i see this but i hate that he's just called "pathetic and depressed" cause he's so much more than that!

i think stan struggles with depression but never once have i considered him to be pathetic, and it honestly really rubs me the wrong way that his struggles with depression and alcoholism means hes.... pathetic. cause he's really not!!! i think he can have his moments, just like all the other boys can, but i've always felt like stan has proven to be a pretty strong leader. he's strong in his beliefs and what he thinks is right, and he goes through defending them even when no one else has his back. i find him pretty head strong, even if he can be quick to fold in other areas LOL

also i think stan is really bad with communication until it really matters... like hes sooo bad at communicating with wendy in the show but i don't think its from a place of "idgaf about her" but more of a "idk how to do this communication thing and its kinda scary" because he IS sensitive. i think it carries over with his relationship with kyle, but i think he's more open with him because they're besties. through my style tinted glasses, once he starts to really notice his feelings for kyle, i think he'd become a little more shy about his communication. he doesn't know how to address his deeper feelings like that. i kinda push this on him a lot when i write for him, i think. everything with kyle comes so naturally, but the second they're in a relationship (in the beginning, at least) or when he's cognizant of it and thinking about it, he starts to crumble a little... he's so scared of fucking shit up, but i don't think he's necessarily aware of that. it's like he's watching himself fuck up but he isn't sure what he's doing wrong or how to fix it.

also can we all agree that he really can be a dick head sometimes LOLOL like all the kids have a mean streak in them but stan can be a real dick. he puts his loyalty in the people that matter the most to him and then its like no one else really matters, he'll tell them to kill themselves, he doesn't gaf!!!!

i think stan is really good at DMing ttrpg games and he loves to do it. i think through his adolescene and as a young adult, he felt really out of control in his life. i think his dad has a big influence on him for the worse, but he tries to hold onto the values his mom taught him (hes a huge mamas boy) but he tends to hear randy's voice in the back of his head that makes him think he's not good enough :( so while i think hes naturally a great leader, *he* doesn't believe in it himself.... until it's dnd. he loves story telling... just the right amount of control over the world... i think he'd be really good at it.

i've also talked about this before so im gonna qoute an old answer, but when it comes to cooking: "stan can only make premade food, i think. i think whatever he COOKS is kinda akin to slop. like crockpot dumps that he finds comforting/nostalgic, but kyle thinks its disgusting. for kenny and eric it hits."

and then, at the end of the day, he is an excellent lover... i think communication is something he'll always struggle with, but i think he's very attentive to kyle's needs and wants, sometimes to a point that he really overdoes it and annoys kyle LOL idk... i just think he's very sweet and sensitive. he's got a heart of gold, even when he can be an asshole LOL.

thats all i can think of right now... truth be told, i am still trying to learn him, so id love to hear any thoughts!!! i just love him so much <3 tysm for asking hehe!

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 (+ 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬)?

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Omg Tumblr actually have WORD LIMIT?! I didn't know it-

I wanted to upload this post with Craig's gang reactions, but Tumblr stopped me-

So now I have to make an another post about Craig and his gang-

Nvm- I hope you guys will enjoy this!

Oh and there are probably some spelling mistakes bc I wrote this at late night and I didn't look through it- sorry :")

×❢ About my work ❢×

fluff, some curse, all the way fluff, Stan's part is a little bit longer, bc I gave him plot, the reader can be gender neutral, they/them pronouns used for the reader, pet names (like baby, babe, hon, etc), the reader is in a romantic relationship with the characters and I think that's all-

All credit of the gifs goes to the og creator!

Fandom: South Park

Character(s): Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Y/N|The Reader|You

Ship(s): The Characters x Y/N|The Reader|You

Type: Headcanons

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★ Stan Marsh ★

• Stan played with his video games on your side

• and you got bored of watching it

• you looked at your boyfriend who concentrated very hard about what he was doing

• he looks so cute when he tries to focus on something this hard

• he seemed lost in the virtual world, so you choosed that it's time to bring him back to reality

• he got red so quickly

• his face is all red and omg he can't hold back his vomit

• You looked over the game what said “Game Over”.

"I'm sorry hon, I didn't mean to disturb you." you said as you looked back at your boyfriend who was red as a tomato.

"N-no! It's okay!" he looked up at you with a soft smile on his face. He got closer so you could rest your head on his shoulder as he holds you. "I can do this later." he put the console away. "So what should we do next, babe?"

• he will probably give it back by giving you a kiss on your cheek or on your neck

• it's not important if you do it in private or in public

• he doesn't mind it actually

• he just gets flustrated very easily

• but be prepared Cartman's "eww get a room" thing if you do it in front of the guys

★ Kyle Broflovski ★

• he actually prefers it in private because of Cartman

• Cartman would be like "(Y/N) IS A SLUT FOR KAHL AGAIN!"

• but he definitely loves it when you do it ♡

• he just gets so fast as red as his hair

• he won't give it back bc he is afraid to do it

• he will actually ask you so he could give the kiss back

• "Oh my gosh, Kyle. Of course you can give it back!" you giggled because of how red and cute he was.

• He says thank you by giving soft kisses to your face.

★ Eric Cartman ★

• WELL

• I can imagine Eric as the typical “ "Eww what was that?" "A kiss." "Gross... Do it again." ” person

• yk that I'm an Eric kinnie, but seriously I can't imagine him like touchy or a lovely dovey person

• he doesn't get so flustrated of it, actually he doesn't show any signs of he's liking it or not

• but trust me, he does like it

• he really does, he just don't want to look like a cherry infront of you

• so he acts like he wouldn't care

• if you don't want him to be a hot head, do it in private

• please do it in private

• oh and don't prepare for return

★ Kenny McCormick ★

• same as Eric, he won't be so flustrated about it as the others

• but he LOVES it so much

• he does it with you as well, so it's not new for you two

• he doesn't care if you two in public or not

• and he will give the kiss back with no hesition

• probably he will give much more than you did give to him

• sweet, loveful smooches all the way!

• "Alright, Ken, that's enough!" you giggled as you tried to stop him from giving to your neck an another soft kiss.

• a little blush still appeares on his face, but believe me, he's very happy about the surprise kisses!

★ Leopold "Butters" Stotch ★

• the colors changing so fast on his face

• he really appreciates tho

• if you do it after he had a long day, it will definitely cheer him up!

• he actually says thank you after it

• "O-Oh, well..." he can't even talk because of flustration! He's speechless! "Thank you, (Y/N)!" he sends a sweet, happy smile to you that appeares on his flushed cheeks.

• he loves it everywhere and everytime, so he doesn't actually care about privacy

• it's so fun to him!

• he will definitely return it!

[alfredapologist]

random question because i am thinking about old man creek yaoi rn (when am i not) so i want to know what people think (ALSO TO MAKE IT CLEAR AND I SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM AS 10 YEAR OLDS)

[g0ldeng0dd]

south park highschool au

my headcannons

1: Kenny McCormick

18 y/o

6'1"

total stoner

failed sophomore year twice

works at a mechanics

thrifts everything

steals from the lost and found

gave Karen his parka when it got too small for him

started skateboarding after finding an old deck on the side of the road

friends with everyone but not popular

gives everyone dating advice even though he's never had a stable relationship

has a huge crush on Butters but will not admit it

listens to NOFX religiously

[sp-by-april]

Who of Stan's gang+craigs gang would want/end up having kids?

Ooh, I love this question. Let's dig in!

Kids or No Kids? Let's find out!

💙 Stan is too scared to have kids. He doesn't wanna be his dad.

🧡 Kenny has the same fears but occassionally gets lax with condoms/birth control and it happens anyway. He's a total girl-dad. (IYKYK)

💚 Kyle wants a family. He's a total family guy, even when he was a kid. He wants to build a life with someone, have something worth protecting.

💔 Cartman wants kids he can use as bargaining chips to control and lock down his partner. He's not interested in actually being a parent.

💜 Tolkien wants kids and has the means to take care of them. He's gonna be a great dad.

💛 Jimmy says he's down for whatever, but lowkey wants kids. He's got all the dad jokes locked and loaded.

🖤 Craig is kid-neutral, but his instinct is to resist. They're loud, messy, and he hates that society expects people to have kids. The defiant streak in him is prone to resisting such forced expectations.

🤎 Tweek wants kids but is terrified. They're a constant source of anxiety. What if there's a problem with the birth? What if they bump their head? What if they buy the wrong crib? What if, what if, what if...

[tamagotchi-teeth]

spreading transmasc kenny 🫶🏳️‍⚧️

[fennecfiree]

OK COULD YOU DRAW CRAIG WOTH HESRING AID…… ily… thank you….

YESS!! i actually love this hc so much i might start putting it into my art!!

magical

sorry if u cant tell much but i SUCK at drawing ears in gen so ya

[julysn]

Hiii! <3 I love your work and it’s so good!! I was wondering if you could do P⭐️rnstar!Kyle headcanons? (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) And maybe y/n is also a p⭐️rnstar? You can skip this if you’re uncomfy!

𝓝otes ⋆ this is the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 request i’ve gotten yet 😭 i fw it. honestly i fw it. also first sp request oh my god!! everyone CHEERED and SCREAMED

anon can i tell u a secret. i wrote most of this while i was on the toilet SHITTING my guts and ngl it hurt. shhhh don’t tell anyone!!

OKAY I HOPE THIS SATISFIES YOUR.. CRAVINGS. you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴. uh also most of these are like. sex related hcs i hope u don’t mind 😓

𝓘ncludes freaky shit obv, (probably) inaccurate depictions of the porn industry but the industry isn’t mentioned much, smutty stuff, pornstar!kyle x pornstar!reader, nsfw. obviously. if you couldn’t tell 😭

let me be honest w y’all. you know those freaky videos on twitter where the angle kinda sucks ass and it’s low quality? yeah. he be making homemade videos. does that make sense..

very vocal. need i say more?

okay i WILL say more. genuinely i think he has the prettiest moans ever, no matter bottom or top. shit sounds buttery, velvety, all the good words

switch, usually prefers to be dom/top. whenever he tops he can be kinda aggressive if you want him to be 😛

loves having music playing during sex. especially freaky shit (ex. closer by nine inch nails, mmmh by kai)

imagine that one scene in angels of passion (1986) where ulterior motives was playing in the back..: that but you and kyle.

he’s a slut for shower sex WHAAATT WHO SAID TJAT ?????

this is gonna sound insane i’m sorry. but 9.54 inches, light veins on his shaft, also he likes when you massage his balls.

this is so unhinged BYE LMFAAOOAOOO

his fav part about making the videos is getting the camera angled perfectly to show your pleasure. especially when you’re taking it from the back. the camera will be right in front of you and all your facial expressions will be visible to his fans <3

he prefers rough sex but whenever you ask for gentle sex, he’ll praise your ear off.

he’ll let you tie your hair into a ponytail (if your hair’s long enough) before sex. and during sex he’ll occasionally pull on it and lift your head to show the camera <3

aftercare king. he’ll give you a bath and shampoo your hair. maybe he’ll cook you a meal if he has enough energy to run around the kitchen. maybe the two of you will just cuddle and watch a movie. either way it’s adorable!

handcuffs. that’s all.

he likes pegging and anal whenever he’s bottom. he deeply enjoys taking it in the ass as you grab his hair. he likes it when you spank him lowk

cannot believe i typed that out bro 😭

kinda unrelated?? but he’s 100% sapiosexual. (basically he finds intelligence sexually attractive)

whenever he cums he throws his head back. it’s a habit of his <3

adores doggy style and 69ing 😓

[itsraynenmen]

Craig and Tweek both have noise canceling headphones and I imagine them sitting in the same room boing separate things. They enjoy each other's silent company. And also I think whenever one of them wants to get the others attention they tap on their shoulder 'hey' in Morse code (. . . . /. /_ . _ _)

[muttsterion]

A random fun Kenny question to think about.

Though I always imagine Kenny generally not being too picky or one to turn down food I've HCed of course like most people he'd have some favorite/preferred foods/flavors. Like of course for me I could see him favoring foods like peanut butter, macaroni and cheese, breakfast foods(prob because of the frozen waffles ngl XD), maybe chocolate pudding (due to Pink Eye), among maybe a few others I haven't though of yet...hmm you think he'd like cheap lunch meat like bologna?

But kind of wondering about the exact opposite foods/flavors...like again even though I feel Kenny wouldn't turn down too many foods he'd still have some he wouldn't like much. But what kind of foods do you think he would very much dislike and try his best to avoid or maybe actually give to someone else if he's not too hungry then? It's interesting I've seen more discussions on what foods and flavors Kenny may have a preference for but not really on foods he'd rather not even be offered. Just a fun wholesome question but what do you think would be on Kenny's hated/disliked food list? XD