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I admire (derogatory) the commuter rail's uncanny ability to cancel part or all of the service, often with no advance warning, every time I am trying to get to the airport for an early morning flight.
#this happens EVERY TIME#almost without fail#it is manageable today/should only require one extra bus but WHY#i do not want to pay 60 bucks for a rideshare!#i want to take public transit like a responsible (and broke) person#and yet! and yet!
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one thing i learned from working in fast food is that everyone who drives a tesla is a terrible fucking tipper
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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my tendency to fall asleep during the last 5-10 minutes of a movie needs to be studied
#if im watching a movie at night#almost WITHOUT FAIL#its ridiculous#even if im enjoying the movie#im just a sleepy guy
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im a davrooknevecanis truther
#dragon age#evon ingellvar#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#neve gallus#lace harding#davcanis#davrook#nevecanis#davrooknevecanis#evon and neve's relationship is so delightfully fucked up he's failed her at almost every turn they make each other worse#they'd still throw themselves in front of the other without a second thought#and their boyfriends are enemies to lovers#evon and lucanis have a weird secret third thing from losing davrin and neve after tearstone#(even though they get neve back)#and davrin and neve are normal (they can also kiss sometimes)#my art
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People honestly portray Tuvok as far too "rolling his eyes, reluctantly going along with Janeway's silly little shenanigans" - he's literally so serious about being right there with her on every decision she makes. Janeway's like "I'm going to stay behind if the ship blows up" and Tuvok's like "I'm staying with you." Janeway's like "I'm going to deliver every member of the Equinox crew into the jaws of death via an alien revenge massacre" and Tuvok protests a grand total of one time before being fully on the bridge assisting her. He was the only one with her when she made the decision to honor the caretaker's wishes and save the Ocampa, dooming them all. He was willing to get court marshalled in order to fulfill a wish she couldn't grant by her own hand: Get them home [no matter what happens to me] <- wherein 'me' is Tuvok. This was the same wish that spurred him forward when he had to leave her on that planet and everyone left thought him cold for trying to fulfill it without her when in his mind it was akin to a dying wish, the last thing she'd ever express to him: Get them home [no matter what happens to me.] <- wherein 'me' is Janeway. He told Seven that the golden rule to follow is that the captain is "ALWAYS RIGHT" <- (His ACTUAL words) and when Seven asks if the captain should be followed even if someone KNOWS she's wrong he says "Perhaps." This man is perhaps the most ride or die dude in the universe about Janeway. Despite her labeling him her 'moral compass' he is by NO means impartial or unbiased. He'd defend her to his last breath. He canonically makes detailed psychological observations about her and has for years. He accounts for her luck when calculating the success of certain plans. It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway typically listens to Tuvok's suggestions and follows them nearly without fail - to the point that he's surprised and obviously irritated when Chakotay doesn't. Despite this they've been inside one another's quarters so infrequently that Tuvok can remember each instance. They call each other "Captain" and "Mr. Tuvok" even though they've known each other for twenty years. There's something wrong with them.
#star trek voyager#TUVOK....TUVOOOOK. HEY. HEEEEY.#What the HELL did you mean by 'Remember this guideline: The Captain is Always Right.'#<- SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM FR WHAT'S UP WITH HIM#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#WHAT are they DOOOIING <3<3#what does 'right' mean in this context since he confirms it does NOT mean 'correct' !!!!!! TUVOK!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!#the flipside to this is that Tuvok can do almost anything and Janeway's like 'continue on my dear old friend I trust you<3'#It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway listens to his suggestions nearly without fail and he's NOT happy that Chakotay doesn't do the same#which IS!!!!!!! INSANE!!!#Actually I'm adding this to the post.#Janeway: This man is my most trusted advisor.#Tuvok: Everything the captain says is correct at the end of the day. Even if it's wrong - no it isn't.#<- You are Chakotay and your hell has just begun#Janeway#Tuvok/Janeway#Janeway/Tuvok#what are they doiiiiing#with Spock & Kirk I know it's because they're in love with each other. What are Tuvok & Janeway DOOIIING
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#911 abc#911edit#chimney han#911 gifs#madney#kevin lee#maddie buckley#glmdedit#jee yun buckley han#albert han#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#john lee#anne lee#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#bobby nash#look i hope people are as emotionally damaged by this as i was making it#we only had kevin for like 25 mins but i've never gotten over him#this guy has every reason to be a horrible miserable character but no#no he's the coolest cheeriest funniest caring man alive#sick dead mom at a young age and abandoned by an absent father and taking care of sick after her diagnosis#ideas constantly shut down for owning a business and losing his brother on the job#and also sorta losing mr lee who couldn't bear to see him without being reminded of kevin bc they were so intertwined#failing in love and getting stabbed and left for dead#oh and the rebar accident where he almost died again#losing the love of his life and then finding her but not being together with her#911 edits
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i love that isafrin can be the most straightforwardly romancey, wholesome pairing on a surface level and then you go one (1) level deeper and run into siffrin’s seething guilt and convoluted feelings around touch and intimacy and the extent to which they want or don’t want those things in a specifically romantic way or if he was trying to seek connection and love in any way he could once he knew that Isabeau wanted those things from him in that context, and the combined power trip/self disgust at “manipulating” Isabeau’s desires without his knowledge to make themself feel wanted and in control. and then you keep going and there’s also Isabeau’s own warped self image (still, in spite of all his changes, fearing that he’s someone that would be shameful to know), his “emotionally stable pillar” role and self-taught therapy talk masking his deep fears of real confrontation (struggling loop after loop to confess, not wanting Odile to confront Siffrin about their weird behavior in the sus quest bathroom talk) and how Siffrin’s fear of vulnerability and Isabeau’s fear of Pushing Too Hard allow both of their issues to fester unspoken long after it’s clear that the problems exist.
all this to say. duality of isafrin. makes my heart full and warm and happy to see the sweet, fluffy, silly love and connection between them (mutually romantic or otherwise). and then also. the delicious, delicious complications. gnawing on them like a dog with a beloved bone
#isat#isat spoilers#mypost#isafrin#loopsafrin#sloopis#<- for what i’m about to say because#and then. AND THEN. you add loop in there. and their unique convoluted feelings towards each of them#the pendulum swing between visceral hatred & jealousy & bitterness and overwhelming love & understanding & tenderness.#the guilt of loving a ‘replacement’ and forgetting the original. trapped in wondering what could have been in another life#if they hadn’t given it up.#AND their feelings towards isafrin as a pairing#[leans forward] it’s about the Yearning. and also about how knowing the yearning is mutual doesn’t actually resolve anything#because do you Deserve it. do you deserve to be here and part of this after everything you’ve done and failed to do.#is Having it any less painful than Not having it? or is just a different kind of agony#<- questions all 3 of them get to ponder.#bc isabeau is not immune to the guilt of knowing some version of him failed these people he claims to love over and over and over#until it broke one entirely and was almost too late for the other#BUT ALSO. falling in love with the same person twice. not just because of the similarities but because of the differences#<- true for both isabeau and loop#how can they not? but also how can they bear to?#siffrin and loop in a guilt contest about who Deserves happiness and acceptance more without recognizing that it can be possible for both#(not just in a romantic context but in an Everything context)#isabeau’s dissonance and isolation when faced with how well siffrin and loop Know and Understand one another#both because of their shared origins and bc they’re the only ones who know what the timeloop was Actually like#while everyone else is left piecing together scattered clues from the most tight-lipped people in existence#did you think this was an otp post. [rips off disguise] it was an ot3 post all along!!! mwahahaha!!!#to be clear every time i talk about a ship it will never just mean ‘this relationship But Romantic’#i mean every facet of what makes them compelling. the love and complications are both there in every interpretation#and that’s what i’m chewing on
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Rogue One + completely accurate character descriptions [x]
for @rifle-yes, I hope this is what you had in mind! 💜
#rogue one#rogueoneedit#cr1post#swedit#starwarsblr#thestarwarsdaily#starwarsfilms#starwarshub#swcreators#starwarsedit#filmedit#filmgifs#tuserjyn#tusersimone#usertina#*gifs#*ro#*1k#save#for some reason cassian's gif failed to upload and i failed to notice and almost posted without it agfgfgf#imagine everyone would have been like why did she leave out her favorite character?? lmao#i was gonna post this a while ago but then the booping and jyn week happened and i decided to wait a bit#not sure about some of the choices but i got a little over-ambitious and wanted to do all of the important characters#and then it got hard to think of different stuff 😭
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starting a mood tracker has been both helpful and not helpful because i can clearly see the patterns of my moods but i don't actually know what to do with that information. so for example i can see that all of my happy/high energy days are reliably followed by days where i feel debilitating anxiety and guilt, but i don't actually know why that is, or how to stop it from happening
#almost without fail every orange day (orange = i have gone out and done stuff with friends)#has been followed by a blue day (depressed/didn't leave the house) or a green day (anxious/ashamed)#and it's inversely proportional too so the more fun i have the worse i feel the next day#what does it mean. what does it all mean.#it's like i'm getting hangovers but for socialising#be shh now
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as someone who LOVES ineffable bdsm fics, can I just say it is so extremely cash money of us how universally the fandom seems to center CONSENT
like. Aziraphale & Crowley are constantly checking in with each other in fics. these boys (gn) may be the worst communicators ever created but that just seems to make their eventual understanding of each other sweeter, more cathartic and precious.
and the Aziracrow smut writers seem to fully get that and protect it. which, in light of recent events, makes it feel like they're protecting us. keeping our fandom safe from both neil's poison and purity censorship crusades.
I love you consent-is-sexy Aziracrow smut writers. May the unshakable legacy of your hot and safe depiction of our girls (gn) be a karmic plague upon that rapist to the end of his days
#thank you for my pornography 🥹#which is safe sane and consensual 99.9% of the time. literally almost without fail#y'all are the soldier meme protecting us ineffable smut enjoyers fr#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#kinky omens#fuck neil gaiman#tw neil gaiman#beat that man to death but the good omens fandom will rise again
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ooh i wonder wat hes doing heh :3c wip
#can u guess wats happening in the rest of the pic like what i'll draw in there LOL#I DREW THE BODY UNDER THERE i spent like 30 mins finding ref pics of shirtless buff dudes at a sideways ish#angle but it was almost 3am so i didnt have the brainpower to process any of that so I JUST MADE IT UP future me will fix it up by looking#at the ref pics BUT!!! if all else fails i'll put his cute little jacket (haori?) over it lol#if i somehow manage to draw a seck see ass body i might save both ver with n without the top :P#HES SOOO HOT BUT LETS FACE IT DRAWING MUSCLES IS SOOOOO HARD :( ☹️☹️☹️☹️#his face looks CHEFS KISS THO 😘 happee w the head HEEEHEEEEE#idk how he feels abt that side of his face BUT I LOVE IT :D SMOOCH SMOOCH 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋#when kashimo was like 'how can he be so beautiful' he was SOOO RIGHT sukuna.... ugh...... 👍🏻#omg alu is that a wip
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valkyrie moodboard part 4 🎉🎉🎉










pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3
#the first half of kotw is so fucking good for her#you get her being an asshole about work failing to get the boy she went after wishing she could play horses with china#the whole 'well you shouldve worn a coat' thing in the alps the 'come back i just want to hit you' bit in the other dimension#getting sick when skulduggery without hesitation saying he'd give up the rest of his life to take care of her#'this is not an invisible railroad i can see it right there' 'well the train is invisible' 'that's not what you promised me'#need to start eating the book i think#only way ill be satisfied#says kenna#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#i had to go through my tag for her on here to flesh this out... starting to struggle finding posts on insta for her#it's easier for china bc at her core china is a very normal relatable person#book loving lonely homebody horse girl in unrequited love with complicated relationships with religion and parenthood#while so much of the story asks 'who is valkyrie outside of skulduggery'#she's got minimal if any hobbies her status as the final girl means she ends up with almost no relationships#she's unpleasant to be around but not in the quirky needy way instagram meme people say they are#like do NOT get me wrong she's one of the most complex fascinating characters in the world to me and her personality is very well developed#but not in a 'haha relatable this is who youre being mean to--' kinda way. do you understand me#people don't very often make funny posts about how theyve been groomed#kenna's sp screenshot folder
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on commitment, loyalty, and basically being married
#randl#rhett and link#gmm#good mythical morning#pleasant and plutonic#i love how almost without fail; someone who is interviewing them (or who they are interviewing and making it about them instead)#will have a confused reaction of disbelief at SOMETHING they say#like here when they specify that they are more married than brothers. or on tigerbelly or larry king with the reaction to the i'm dead move#or that moment where rhett's like i say he's my partner but i clarify business partner and she's like. that's... a good... clarification..?
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hate it when i wanna draw something really cool but then forget that for that i'll need to like. Actually sit down and do it myself
#this week was all about bringing myself into my normal working routine#i almost burned out after the previous project and just tired now in general#with still so much to do#without the possibility to have weeks off cuz need money :_)#it's expedition time soon tho and i hope i'll be able to draw there normally#without feeling i'm failing at it#i'm still drawing things#quite a lot honestly#i just feel like i don't enjoy it as much as i could normally if i wasn't at 0 energy#anyway i hope i'll be back to my normal work shape or whatever soon#cuz this is exhausting#barghest barks#complaining post at its finest
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Someone posted mermaid au sebaciel with mermaid Ciel but now I'm thinking about the reverse
Mermaid Sebastian, a deep sea creature, bioluminescent, huge and covered in spines, with claws and dark spots along his skin, pale in places only because what use is pigmentation at the bottom of the sea?
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Tiny shota Ciel whose father was a sailor and, now that his family is gone, he's found refuge on the water. Sailing away where his troubles can't reach him. He's probably still rich somehow, maybe he becomes a marine biologist so he can actually dive. And that's how he meets Sebastian.
But instead of being easy, terrified prey like most other humans Sebastian encounters, Ciel is fascinated by him. He thinks Sebastian is beautiful. He isn't scared to get close and touch the spines and spikes along Sebastian's body, asking so many questions about their function.
Eventually he has to go back to the surface, he's running low on oxygen, but Sebastian follows him. Ciel gets back on his boat and finds Sebastian waiting at the side of it, ready to keep talking to him. Because he doesn't want to leave this precious human alone, not even because the boy would be tasty - he's hardly big enough to be a proper meal yet - but because Ciel isn't scared of him. Ciel is the only human who hasn't run away with a story of a sea monster and been eaten. Ciel is the only one who actually seems to care.
#bonus points if Sebastian can change his size#or is mostly big in comparison to other mermaids (and Ciel)#so eventually Ciel makes him a tank/system of tanks so that Sebastian can hang out above water without having to actually leave it#and there's one in Ciel's house so Sebastian can come visit him and Ciel will lay in the water with him#and it's almost like that sphinx post#when Ciel is old and frail and his memory is failing#and/or when he finally dies#Sebastian eats him#and wears the bones to remember him by#rahhhhhh#sebaciel#kuroshitsuji sebastian#sebastian michaelis#sebastian black butler#ciel phantomhive#black butler ciel#our ciel#o!ciel#kuroshitsuji#black butler
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