#also as im dumping my woes

[percyjacksonscookies]

hey everyone, if you wanna help a couple latino/indigenous two spirit bitches please listen to my tales of woe, I've been having a real shit of a summer

my ex boyfriend dumped me 3 days before my birthday and then took his name off of the lease with 10 months left on it

i am very very broke as ive been grieving this year and its been exhausting me trying to work through that

i had a job at lowes at the beginning of the year but i had to quit due to the demand they were putting on their skeleton crew, there weren't enough workers for the work load to be fair, I was basically doing the jobs of 2 to 3 people and i couldn't keep up with it while also grieving

i really really need help with raising the funds left by his rent

not only was he soooo lovely by leaving me and then ghosting me, he also was the one that insisted on finding a house with a lot of square footage, because he insisted that he could afford it 🙃

well i can't

I'm doing deliveries for ubereats right now but its not enough to live on, there's no guarantee of work or pay and i cant afford all the gas and car maintenance i need to do now

im looking for more work but its so hard because Im living with my immunocompromised sibling and having any sort of standards while job hunting right now already makes it nearly impossible to find what you need

so if anyone could donate or reblog this i would be so so so grateful

any funds would go towards the rent he left and hopefully I'll still be able to move out of Texas by the end of my lease, dont think I can move out as that would be so much more stressful, expensive, and would make moving out of state a lot harder as month to month leases are a lot more expensive and im trying to leave ASAP, while not having anything saved up right now due to the everything

I'll show proof to anyone that asks, just message me and ill give that to you asap

GOAL FOR FUNDS: 0/5,600

again I would be really grateful for anything you could do, a reblog or a donation, or even some kind words, thank u as well for reading all this

venmo: @bigbitchgotmoney

cashapp: $mossball

[monmuses]

🔥 + Is there anything under no circumstances that you would never write, like a particular plot or a ship and if you feel comfortable expanding, why?

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion. - currently accepting!

oh man, i gotta think this one through.

so, for me, im so open to any sort of writing. i love writing romantic plots, found family or mentor/mentored relationships, friendships, toxic plots, etc. this isn't an unpopular opinion, but my no-go is always random smut prompts or fetish content. that's honestly an easy answer.

however, a genuine one for me? i'll list a few, but it's like ... savior complex ships. "I can fix him/her!" type threads. ships that only exist for one person to fix the other. that, i have a big ick for. i also HATE doing ships where one is just "woe is me, please soak up all of my baggage for me" where i end up being somebody they dump ALL of their angst and vents to.

i cannot stand holding up somebody's baggage. both in writing and in person, because i've had it happen so many times where ships i've written go nowhere. it's just emotional baggage! i'm not your fucking therapist! like, i know it's harsh, but i'm here to write with people and grow with my muses and cool ships with people, not to turn this into a therapy session where i end up being dumped all of this baggage because me existing is me consenting to being given all your tears.

to give a specific example, a ship that has nothing BUT angst threads, angst plots, angst asks, and just absolutely no joy to forward the progress of a ship is what i mean. this also applies to those savior complex ships; i cannot stand threads or plots where it's only having one character "fixing" the other in how THEY see them.

and no, i don't call this bad if i'm asked for a shoulder to lean on or for some advice on something personal, that i think is good to just ask for help - this is different. this is when i'm told about multiple situations or if all of those are filtered in writing through their characters and that's all they have - angst. there's no good character, no personality, no quirks, no nothing. it's JUST angst. i've had this happen to where i just don't tolerate it. i'm turned off by it and i don't want to write with you anymore if it does happen. i am not an emotional sponge where i suck up your trauma.

and i will admit, i was like this. i lost friends over this and i've adjusted to being better than that and found healthy ways to fix those habits. this is just bad behavior that does not paint roleplaying in a good light, nor does it paint others in a good light when people see it.

[hisui-dreamer]

Dear Rinna,

It really pains me to say this, but it needed to be said. I thank you for your reply to my previous comment, however, my heart is still plagued with anxiety.

You see, I’m writing a fan novel called “Twisted Wonderland: Crystal Hearts” on Wattpad, and I’m still writing out the plot for the Savanaclaw arc. That story you wrote was exactly what I had planned to write. Now, I’m faced with a problem.

I so badly wanted to write the exact same words you wrote for your story, but I can't just copy your work, obviously. And the worst part is every time I'm tempted to, I fight against myself to resist my temptation and it's a tiring war. What should I do? I'm in a real bind here.😢 I don't know what else to do.

I also feel bothered by what @siren-serenity said about your stories. They called your stories, "beautiful, heartwrenching and soulful". You won't believe how rageful and anguished I felt when I read those words.

I felt like screaming out, "What about ME?!! What about MY stories?! Aren't THEY beautiful and soulful enough?! If they're shoddy compared to other's works, what GOOD am I as a writer?!" My heart just aches whenever I think about it!😭 I feel like I'm overlooked and cast aside, that my stories meant NOTHING.

I'm so terribly sorry for dumping my woes onto you when I really shouldn't, but I can't help myself. I'm lost, I don't know what I should do. If you have any helpful advice, I'd love to hear it. If not, I understand. You're a very kind lady, and the very last thing I want is to hurt you. I DON'T want to hurt you at all. Can you please help me? Thanks!

sorry for replying so late! i've been a bit burnt out from schoolwork haha

im so sorry you feel that way! i've been there before so i know how upsetting that can be. i hope you can take inspiration from the elements you admire and approach them in your own way, there's no limit to literature afterall, and there's definitely more to be said about the complexity of emotions going through reader and leona in that scenario. i know you'll do great!

i'm sorry siren's words upset you. it's natural to seek validation for our creative efforts, but one person's praise towards another does not diminish the value of your own work. i know if you keep honing your craft and putting yourself out there, you'll get the recognition you deserve too!

[piningeddiediaz]

Let's take a moment to think about henry and alex💘 hope theyre going strong

Alex is currently pulling 18 hour study sessions with exams around the corner and cursing the day he ever decided to go to law school. Henry is trying his best to monitor his boyfriend's coffee intake and making sure he gets at least some sleep because he really would prefer to have a boyfriend by the end of the exam season. Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night to hear Alex mumbling the limbs of a breach of contract and wonders if he needs to have his boyfriend be exorcised

[zipmode]

i haven't talked abt her too much because well. im too busy playing the game 😏BUT ive been going crazayyy over my tarnished and how i characterize her. wait actually im putting this under a read more in case it gets too long HEART.

OMG im writing this after I finished this dump but her name is Sila [Pronounced with a bit of a tss sound at the beginning, like um. TS-ee-lah.] , and later on is known as Sila the Drake. [Like dragon, but Blaidd calls her a duck for shits and giggles]

unbeknownst to her because it happened before she got punted into the lands between, but she did have some dealings with the frenzied flame, which is why she has a scar on the left side of her face and has shabriri's woe upon her arrival... because of the shabriri's woe and falling into some mohg dynasty stuff fairly early into her arrival for a while she's just like. WELP guess im evil [shrug] but soon enough she starts to become hesitant friends with Yura, who introduces her to dragon communion, which is swag.

THEN she finds the closest thing to family she can get in this bitch of a world, which is Ranni and Blaidd and Iji, and works with them for a while.. [in my head their time together is a bit longer than it actually is for the sake of shits and giggles and narrative and stuff. TEEHEE]... She starts to see the little bits and pieces of goodness in the world and slowly realizes that, if she were to ACTUALLY become the person who rules over this land, she would have the opportunity to make more room for kindness and compassion and stuff...

Then she has to kill Blaidd, who had become something of a brother to her, and she's utterly heartbroken. She loses contact with ranni after she goes on her Moon Trip, has to kill her closest friend, and fails to save the guiding figure Iji had become to boot. She loses herself for a while, but not as hard as she had at the beginning.

[Also, in my head, she definitely for sure takes Blaidd's cloak alongside her in her journey. It's a bit too big for her, but it acts as a comfort item, extra blanket in colder regions, and a reminder to why she keeps going. cries sobs]

She spends a lot of time slaying dragons to boost her power, wandering aimlessly, etc, until she finds and saves Yura again, and sort of remembers that goodness in the world stuff again, and gets back on track. It's a lot lonlier this time, but she finds herself appreciating the little time she has with Roderika and Hewg a bit more, and feels a bit more trust and respect towards Melina than she did upon arrival.

She progresses through the story, yadda yadda, and sees Yura's death to Eleonora, which of course, breaks her heart. It staggers her for a while, but she's had to face a lot of death, and vows to keep Yura's sense of Honor within herself throughout the rest of her journey.

She works with Volcano Manor a little bit, despite their oddities, in a vague attempt to Get Back at the fingers and the Greater Will and so on, and also because she DOES care a good bit for Zarayas and even, with some hesitancy, for Tanith as well.

When she comes across Shabriri in Yura's body upon her arrival at the mountaintops, there's something especially enraging about it for her. Even though she can't remember her history with the flaming frenzy, Shabriri seems to sense it within her, and she can see it within him as well, and that painful reminder of her past coming from the voice of a dear friend drives her into a rage. She ends up killing Shabriri pretty quickly, and takes care to give Yura a proper burial.

anyways that as far into the game as I've gotten, LOL. I am now glad I put a preliminary read more before I started writing. If you made it to the end, RESPECT!!!

[meili-sheep]

The Leyline!Diluc au Anon here!!! So glad you got my ask im so happy ajdbdn

But!!! I'm still here to talk about Leyline Diluc!!!

Anyways, He knows many things, ancient knowledge in a forgotten language, and the forgotten language itself

Maybe he's gotten in contact with the Leyline's memories of the Primordial one and their shades? And also lemme say this: He would absolutely know about Kaeya's secret before he was even told.

And I'd like to think, because irimisul trees mayhaps play a huge factor in a domain's existance, Diluc has a whole library domain within the Leylines itself, only he can enter it as there's no physical doors to go in, he just connects to any Leylines around and so can immediately transport himself to other domains or his own private domain

And Maybe there's like, an Entity within the leylines who's sole purpose is cataloguing the information within, and maybeee helps a much younger Diluc how to manage these abilities, I'd like to call this Entity: "Dial", Diluc would probably mistakenly call them either mom/dad on many occasions, and within the private domain where they usually hang, Time doesn't go on, Diluc can stay there for as long as he likes and come back without much difference in Tevyat's time.

Also!!! Apperantly, places like drapgonspine and the thunderbird's island in inazuma(i don't remember the name) have messed up leylines, even more so in the thunderbird island as it's replaying the same events over and over again, those places would probably give him a sensory overload and probably trigger the Entity coming out of the Leylines to asses the situation, which is of course, a sign of messed up leylines in the location

And Diluc won't get overwhelmed by info in his private domain, which is basically a huge endless library in an equally endless spire. Here, The leyline's info is instead catalogued into books, the walls or the floor platforms move up or down according to info Diluc wants or needs!

Leylines are also connected to the elements!! So Diluc being able to handle various elements at once would be so op holy shit. Maybe he can use Celestial magic and Abyss magic as well! Basically- as long as a type of magic existed at one point, even if it is limited to one being(such as the abilities of the Istaroth maybe?) as long as it existed at one point, The leylines know it and Diluc can use it

Oh my god this opens up the idea of this:

The traveler is currently just, tired of having to set up a team of certain elements to solve puzzles in their journey and so expresses these woes to Diluc, who then casually says "Well why didn't you say so? I hope Dial won't mind me resonating you with the rest of the 7 elements if you want" which prompts the Traveler to go "I'm sorry WHAT"

I have another au as well but i may send it later if i deem it good enough who knows :)))

Also: Diluc would absolutely know what happened to Childe, he would. Albeit unintentionally, he can't exactly control the amount of info the leylines flow through him, he can only control the topic but sometimes the Leylines would just give him a person's whole life story, like it did with Kaeya

And that's all I got for this ask sigjssk if i send it twice then that means I thought it got eaten, i will info dump more next time >:]]]

Please do continue to share. I honestly love the idea. Though it would just absolutely make Diluc so ridiculously op. A little balancing might help make it a little more inserting. Especially if you ever want a write it out. A really easy balance would be for him to have frequent migraines or a cost for using abilities not tied to his vision that he is just pulling for the ley line. To remind us, Diluc is just a human.

Also with Diluc and Kaeya's story, it would make their whole dynamic a lot more interesting. Same with Childe (though I imagine Childe helping through Diluc getting sensory overloads)

Ah, sorry you got my inner editor going, lolol. But I really look forwards to your other ideas!

[wokestraightpuffy]

i have so many thoughts about c!puffy and i had no idea who else to come to besides the token mcytblr puffy enthusiast themself so i hope you don’t mind me dumping my thoughts on puffy in your inbox

anyways!! i’ve noticed a theme in her character: she always has to have a role, and these roles align with her relationships with other characters. ok ok so, her mama/papa puffy dynamic? based on that quote about her not having anyone i’ll bet literally all of my money that she adopted that role to be to others what she never had, what she always wanted. this also works if you think about her therapist and supportive, loving friend role. it’s a role she uses to connect herself to other people, to be a caretaker.

after the red banquet she DESPERATELY needs that loving role that she’s adopted, but she can’t play her own therapist because she’s been ripped away from both the mama/papa role (foolish’s death being blamed on her) and loving supportive friend role (killed antfrost) she’s come to this place where the roles she held onto arent (in her mind) available anymore. so she has to pick a different role, and because of the fact that she feels she’s hurt the people dearest to her, she picks the villain.

but the thing is!!!! she’s been actively hurting herself!! she’s been her own villain before she even considered the word!! she’s pushed herself into these roles of things that she desperately wants or needs herself but!! puffy, you cannot be the person you want to be for someone else when youve never given yourself the time to be that person for yourself.

please tell me this is comprehensible and i didn’t just go crazy in your inbox i am so sorry

i dont mind at ALL im absolutely delighted to read any and all tangents about c!puffy bc i love hearing everyones thoughts about her so thank u (´ ∀ ` *)

also holy shit 100% i agree w everything youve said, idk if puffy actively planned to insert self-identity into her characters arc but its something i think about a lot especially w her line about 'having to be mama puffy' and being a little lost when shes faced w the fact that she HAS one. i think her self-worth ties into that too, like she HAS to have SOME kind of role of use to them, otherwise whats the point? and man, the thought of her doing these roles bc shes subconsciously trying to find that role from other people to support herself?? i havent thought of that b4 outside of her acting like the server mom bc shes missing her own, and MAN. it makes sense and it makes me sadge

also it DID makes sense, i always love it when someone goes a lil feral in my inbox i personally enjoy it a lot. release all ur woes abt these block people in my asks, be my guest, i will be here to read ur cries <3

[insanityconflict]

WELCOME TO NEVADA

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[rei-does-stuff]

FINAL OC LORE DUMP LETS GOOO

OKAY SO, this is ALLLLL about the Sun kingdom (and the eclipse but shhhhhhhh)! Suns out guns out am I right? /j

Firstly! There’s the king of the sun kingdom Sehar! He’s the monarch of the kingdom and believes he’s the literal reincarnation of Soraj (the god of the sun) and like, no one can realistically prove him wrong since the Soraj has kinda just abandoned humanity and refuse to even look at earth soooo,

The reason he believes this is because when he and his brother were born, Soraj spoke to him, telling him how to lead and everything, but eventually he left and was like “fuck humanity” so Sehar was like, “well if he’s gone and he was talking to specifically me, then it must mean something and therefore im god now lmao”

He has his supporters who worship the ground he walks on, and he has people who REALLY REALLY hate him and want him dead.

He’s kinda a really cruel and fucked up guy, is kinda creepy too. Has a really weird thing with eyes, (well not really weird since eyes are a symbol of the kingdom and are really important to the religion of the sun but the way he goes about it is kinda ??? Yk?) He’s overconfident and clearly has a superiority complex, but he is willing to actually help his people and yk do shit when needed.

Some quotes.

“You want my help in defeating what you call ‘the wrench’? Hm, yknow any normal man would look at you and say you’re crazy for even suggesting that. I could have you executed for even saying that yknow? But I’m no normal man.”

“I will gladly help you travelers! On a few conditions of course, I want you to get rid of my brother, Aras. King of the Eclipse kingdom. Do not worry though! No one will know it was you of course! I’ll have it all taken care of. Oh! One more thing though, when you kill him…*I want his eyes.* So bring them when the job is finished alright?”

“I am larger than life itself! Whilst the people cry begging for a god who won’t answer here I am for your woes! I am god himself! Reincarnated before you foolish mortals! I will reign a fiery death upon you all if you shall disobey my command.”

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Next we have his faithful and utterly obsessed servant Azhar! He’s a light grey teifling, who died trying to escape the eclipse kingdom during one of their many many famines,

He died on the border between the two kingdoms, Sehar found him and took an interest in him mainly because teiflings like NEVER showed up in the kingdom, so when Azhar woke up all he remembered was that he wanted to go to the sun kingdom and there we was, not just in the kingdom but in the palace of the LITERAL KING he saw this as faith, he believed Sehar was a god and that him being here was the man’s way of telling him to be loyal to him. And he fell for it HARD. He became the man’s servant worshiping the very ground he walks on, always striving to be good in his eyes. He loved him. Loved him so much but never thought himself worthy enough to deserve it back.

He thought of himself as worthless and nothing compared to Sehar. Which the man himself encouraged. (Now it’s never stated whether or not Sehar also loved Azhar back, it’s left up to interpretation really)

He does sometimes has his doubts about the man really being a god, but he always tries to get rid of those thoughts, seeing them as ‘awful’ and treacherous’

His teifling power is essentially a surveillance camera, so he keep watch on the ENTIRE kingdom for Sehar, this camera is represented by a literal eye watching you. (So imagine like a fucking eye on your wall that just watches you)

Quotes!

“Oh my lord! I am nothing but worthless trash compared to you, I will forever cherish your kindness even if I am not worthy of it. I will serve you forevermore until am I worthy of your praise.”

“He is god! How dare you besmirch his name like that! He is not fake nor is he human scum like you! He is divine and holy and you should be begging for forgiveness for such intolerance!”

“If anything happened to him…Not that it would he’s god of course. But if it did, I think I’d die. I would have no reason to be on this earth anymore if he was gone.”

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Now let’s talk about Sehar’s brother! Aras! King of the Eclipse kingdom!

He is a reserved man, quiet and docile, but one thing he is not, is a good king. After seeing how sadistic and awful his own brother had become he kinda just lost hope. He never really cared about his people he didn’t even want to be king but he was raised to be. Now unlike Sehar, Dolion, god of the Eclipse still spoke with him. But it always seemed to just want him to fail. Always telling him how worthless he is. Edging him deeper and deeper into despair. This caused his kingdom to be literal hell to live in, especially since it’s ALWAYS snowing there, contrast to the sun kingdom where it’s yk, sunny and a more oasis-y place.

He had heard of his brother’s plans to kill him, and decided “if I’m gonna die you’re dying with me” and in some events im still working on, the two end up killing each other THATS RIGHT Aras and Sehar fucking die. Which leads to a lot of distress.

“People may think Sehar is a god…But he is not. Neither am I. Even god themselves know I am not worthy of anything. I gave up trying eventually.”

“We are brothers, we are connected forevermore. If I fall, so will he.”

“I want to make things better, I always have, but I cannot, I am merely a fool who thinks he’s a king.”

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HOWEVER YK WHO WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT SEHAR’S DEATH? ASEM!!! Our final character!!!

He is an elf!! Like Kassi he’s a potion maker, the only one in the kingdom actually, which gives him close access to the king which is good for him because he’s apart of a rebel group who want to FUCKING MURDER Sehar. They see him as corrupt and horrible, a man who acts like a god only for own benefit to use and abuse the venerable people of the kingdom. Azhar knows about him and his plans but doesn’t have any evidence to convince Sehar, so the two are constantly at odds with one another.

Whilst he hates the king for being corrupt and all that, he ALSO hates him for a much more personal reason. See when he was younger his parents were fucking executed in front of him, for the crime of ‘conspiring against the king’ which they didn’t do but it’s kinda hard to convince a sadistic ruler that. He wants revenge for this and wants the man dead.

He’s blunt, a bit arrogant but has a good heart and genuinely wants to see his people out of the clutches of someone he believes to be awful.

“If you do not help us he will continue to harm millions of innocent people! I know you already have your hands full but please, we cannot do this alone.”

“Aras is a cowardly man, I do not care what happens to him. It would probably be better for his people as well. Kill two birds with one stone. For the betterment of everyone.”

“That man is not a god, he’s a liar and deceiver! A god would not harm innocent people for no reason! A god wouldn’t murder my parents for a crime they didn’t commit! You are no god! You’re merely a tyrant!”

I imagine Asem tries to tell and convince Azhar that Sehar isn’t a god and that he shouldn’t worship a man who doesn’t care about him and he gets SO CLOSE to convincing him but never fully breaks that thread.

AND THATS EVERYTHING!!!

[chaerai]

I stay off of LinkedIn, but other people's accomplishments are still finding ways to haunt me.

*cue dramatic music 🎶 *

Thought dump:

Sometimes when I want to talk about my woes *Drake Voice*, I feel scared talking abouthem because of internal propaganda we have around wealth and meritocracy.

And then I am reminded that they way people float to the top isn't just because of their talents or skills, they have a lot of advantages, luck money etc. And sometimes I just feel depressed about it.

Why put of all of my friends was I constantly worried about money, rent, or working multiple jobs? While also trying to study? And then , when one would slip for the other, I would blame me. As though there was something inherently wrong with me?

I hope nobody every reads these so I can keep spilling my guts lol.

Wait wait wait .... im not done. So usually I don't even sound this sad in real life. In real life, im able to speak on things normally, usually without the feeling at the back of your throat befor you wanna cry. I feel like that makes people uncomfortable mainly because I think they just haven't experienced failure in that way.

They aren't poor, or sitting at the bottom of the system ladders. Which means that even if their life combusted, they aren't thinking there will never be a way out? It's hard to explain typing like this, but I hope that makes sense?

*sigh*

[ladyadalicialove]

Me, says I will be on hiatus and probs won’t post anything cus exams and essays

Also me: procrastinating very hard

Don't mind me just salty about the new episode and what not...also I don’t want to finish my essay.

Anyway since Chat Blanc was basically fanservice that served no significant purpose to the plot of the show other than "what if" scenarios. I've decided to share some AUs to put some good wholesome content back into the fandom. 

Also I need to write these things down before I forget....

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Previous Holder is now your Babysistter AU

(I don’t have an actual name for it lmao suggestions?)

I’ve had this one in head for a couple of months now. The premise of this AU is the miraculous doesn't just come with the Kwami but a ghost/apparition of the previous holder. Unlike the kwami's they aren't what makes the suit or have any magical abilities. Rather they are just glorified babysitters, looking after and guiding the new holder the best they can. Some are some magical rules with them though:

Only the miraculous holder and thier Kwami can see them, when they are still in their civilian forms.

 They don’t disappear when the holder transform.

When other miraculous holders are transformed they can see other holder’s apparition, but when they undo the transformation they can no longer see them. 

The holders and kwamis can touch them as if they were real, but they phase through everything and everyone else.

I liked the idea of the holders prior to Marinette and Adrien being a pirate and a sailor who fell madly in love. They unfortunately died together and never had kids so when they came back as “mentors” for two lovesick teens they adopt them so quickly.

Adrien gets Captain Noir, the most ferocious and seductive pirate of the seven seas! And she absolutely adores Adrien and quickly assumes a motherly role in his life. The captain doesn’t like that he is alone in the mansion and gives every second of her attention to him. She calls him her "big kitten" and tries to ruin Gabriel's day every second she can. She also despises Nathalie but tolerates Gorilla.

Marinette gets Commander Bug, a stoic and ever so suave solider of his majesty's Royal Navy. He is very chill and helps Marinette to calm down when she starts acting up. Since he is a high ranking soldier, he often assists Marinette in creating strategies to defeat villains in both her hero and civilian life. Tbh he is a very reliable guy and very sweet. 

Honestly the two of them basically become parents to the two lovesick teens... and I imagine the story would literally be them ready to throw hands with Gabriel and Lila. Commander bug though ever so serious, meets Lila and immediately takes on the Captain Noir’s more... vulgar traits. 

Commander Bug: Hey Marinette *nudges her* Dead men tell no tales. 😎 *makes obscene gesture towards Lila*

Marinette: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT MURDERING LILA

Tikki: no wait maybe he has a point

Captain Noir: Ye really need to scupper that deadbeat father of yours off the side of this building. Hey Plagg, do ye think I can take custody of Adrien??

Adrien: I’m not throwing my father off the building!! He can be nice!!

Captain Noir: Oh no ye have Stockholm syndrome... maybe I can cure it with some rum?? That always helped the new sailors who were home sick! 😱

Adrien: oh my god I’m only fourteen 😦

Plagg: *laughing hysterically* at least you can drink your woes away!!! 😂🤣

And yes they both like the Couffaines mainly because they live on a boat. 

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The Mythical Miraculous AU:

I wrote and planned this one before it was revealed there are multiple miraculous boxes. So in this universe let’s just say that the events of feast never happened. Prior to the “episode” Fu relinquishes guardianship and loses his memories. Let’s say there is no sentimonster that caused the downfall of the monks but rather Fu causing the temple to burn down another way. How? Maybe he left a torch unsupervised and burned the place down. Why? Idk that’s just how it’s happening now.

Anyway this AU stemmed from doing so many OC drawing requests in January. And I created seven miraculous OC's whose kwamis/concept are based on the seven virtues. They are also all based on mythical creatures.

In the story I imagined that Marinette is 17 and was giving guardianship over the miracle box some time ago. One day while messing around with it, she discovers that underneath the ying and yang centre piece there was cyclinder compartment that contained a parchment. Unrolling it had printed on it six locations along with the name of the miraculous associated.

Tikki informs her of the seven miraculous that were created as backups if the the miracle box or miraculous’ were ever stolen, lost, destroyed etc. Basically the last resort. Thus they needed to be kept out of the miracle box and in the world and always ready to defend. Hence they were given to families across Europe/Asia who promised their loyalties to the miraculous cause. 

Marinette decides since it’s summer break and she isn’t busy, to find each of them and get them to help in the fight against Hawkmoth. Tikki just rolls with it.

In no particular order these are the mythical miraculous and their holders:

London, UK ~ The Unicorn and Pegasus Miraculous of Kindness and Humility: They are currently owned by 12 year old British Twins, Iris and Ivy. They come from a rich family and only recently acquired the miraculous from their father and uncle. Ivy is all about sports and is extremely athletic, Iris prefers to read and paint. Apollo is Ivy’s kwami and he is a white unicorn, and Artemis is Iris’ kwami and is a black pegasus. The miraculous are anklets. 

Sovana - Tuscany, Italy ~ The Ogre Miraculous of Charity: Currently owned by Raphael, a 21 year old Italian guy studying Archaeology. He lives out in the Italian countryside with his parents and many siblings, he has a big family who owns a huge block of farmland. He is super kind and very charitable and received his miraculous from his Nonna. Orc is Raphael’s kwami and he is a selfish little bastard but he is huggable. The miraculous is a belt buckle.

Nice, Paris ~ The Pooka Miraculous of Diligence: Currently owned by Colette, a 25 year old French girl who is busy teaching six year olds, she doesn’t have any family as she was orphaned as an infant. She has always had her miraculous as she was left at the orphanage with it. She was unfortunately never adopted out, but she is extremely motivated individual with big dreams. Cinna is Colette’s kwami, she is quite lazy and often called Cinna-bun. The miraculous is a hair clip.

Kazan, Russia ~ The Phoenix Miraculous of Chastity/Abstinence: Currently owned by Orion, a flamboyant and arrogant 30 year old. He is extremely beautiful and a very proud man, and most would think he is a bit of a f*ckboi but nope. He is just saving himself for the right person. His father gifted him the miraculous when he was 15. Newborn is Orion’s kwami, and she is little b*tch and very stuck up. The miraculous is an armband.

Nazareth, Israel ~ The Griffin Miraculous of Patience: Currently owned by Nevaeh, a 16 year old revolutionist and active feminist. She has big ideas and big dreams that she hopes with enough dedication and patience she can achieve. Unlike the others, she received the miraculous from her dying neighbour, who was an old man in his nineties who had no children. Nevaeh may not be an intended holder but she is a brilliant one! Constance is Navaeh’s kwami, she is extremely wise and a soft speaker. The miraculous is a thumb ring. 

Seoul, Korea ~ The Sea Serpent Miraculous of Temperance: Currently owned by 19 year old aspiring pop singer Levi. Levi is extremely shy and laid back, he tends to be soft-spoken and polite.Often he dreams of being an Idol but his shy personality isn’t doing him any favours. His older brother was originally the miraculous holder but instead of accepting any potential responsibility he dumped it onto him. It was originally gifted to his brother by their mother. Sai is Levi’s kwami, he is extremely skittish and is just riddled with anxiety over the belief of the world ending. He is a bit of a conspiracy theorist. The miraculous is a fin pendant necklace.

Of course Marinette in three months convinces them all to go to Paris and stay there until the defeat of Hawkmoth. 

During her travels and time with them, she unravels the mysterious of these seven miraculous and their history. What are their abilities? Why do they specifically correlate with the seven virtues? How powerful are they? 

Ivy and Iris stemming from a rich family, rent out a lovely penthouse for the seven of them in Paris. Colette decides to be the legal guardian of the minors since she actually is French. Orion decides he is gonna be a dick. The rest are there for a good time and to kick a buterrfly's butt. And thus ensue chaos, pranks, romance and a whole lotta arguing. 

I can only imagine all the kwami’s and Marinette sitting, drinking green tea while watching these seven holders become absolute hooligans.

I already drew up concept art of them but they are not good sketches so yeah maybe I will show you guys another time.

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Idk why I think this but I just figured everyone would hate AUs like this so I don’t bother posting these ideas especially if they are not fleshed out. I have so many but these are my most promising ones. 

The previous holder AU is one of my favourites because I had Captain Noir and Commander Bug’s story in my head forever. I love me some pirates. I know their whole miraculous story, like how they fell in love and why she became a pirate etc. The part where they become ghost mentors is a fairly new addition, been rolling it around for a month now and it is 100% caused by the shitty parenting via la agreste.  

The mythical miraculous one is extremely fun for me, but it was one of those AUs were I believed no one would like it so....yeah enjoy it?

If you wanna know more about each one send me an ask or send names suggestions!!

[jesstinsource]

ok im still confused if it was alex who broke up with jess or jess who broke up with alex. so in 1x03 jess said it was Alex who broke up with her to Hannah at monets but in 1x08 alex said it was jess who broke up with her and then he also said it again in 3x05. So I think originally the writers intended it to be Alex who broke up with her but then they changed the narrative to jess breaking up with him after the whole sex/list thing. Which makes more sense imo.

the narrative never makes sense. but to clarify it WAS alex who broke up with jess, she says “so alex just broke up with me on his own?” which implies obviously the HE broke up with HER because she wouldn't have sex with him.... and hannah would. in 1x08 he says “how she wishes she never broke up with me” mostly just to piss justin off but its more casual as though she wishes their relationship never ended? he's just joking to get a rise out of justin. its not actually him saying “she broke up with me” its him saying “she wishes we never broke up” but they just worded it stupidly. and 3x05 we all been knew that HE broke up with HER because she didn’t start dating justin until months after. keeping in mind he DID try and get back together with her at winter formal and she shut him down. then she started hanging around justin, so maybe thats what he means? idk. they mix up storylines all the time. i think they just wanted to make jess look bad and make alex look innocent like “woe is me i got dumped again so you could fuck a heroin addict you slut” not quote for quote. im in the middle of a heavy rant about racism so my anger is just imploding into my response to this ask. im sorry. no hate to alex, hate to the writers always

[red-elric]

s/o to my dumb ass yall, buckle up for a story:

im chillin in my new dorm room, chatting w discord friends, happen to sniff and oof. “woah,” i think, “i should probably go shower.” i dump out my pockets, grab a bunch of stuff, space out a bit, head out, and then, as the door swings shut, realize i forgot to wear shoes. “hmm,” i think, “i better grab those, i dont want herpes on my toenails.” i turn back around to open my door, but im already Fucked. my pocket is empty. my door autolocks, and my key is woefully sitting on my desk inside the room. “shit,” i think, “i should call my roommate, she went home for the weekend, but shes only five minutes away, i bet she would come back.” woe is me, however, because my phone is, quite conveniently, right next to my keys. “well,” i think, “i guess that means i cant use my ra’s group chat either. let me knock on the ra’s door, maybe she can help.” i walk down the hall and knock. then knock again. no response. frustrated, slightly panicking, i remember that there are temporary keys in the next building over, and decide to walk down there. i still have no shoes. im carrying a shower caddy and a towel. i try not to make eye contact with the people i see in the hall.

i make it to the lobby before i realize, “wait. its 10:00 at least. im not sure the building will be open. also, my keycard is still in my room, right next to my phone and my keys. i may not be able to get into the next building, and, if i cant, ill be locked outside, with no shoes, at night, instead of in here. there must be something i can do.” forlorn, i head back upstairs. i briefly consider asking one of the residents if i can borrow a phone. i definitely dont remember my roommates number, but surely theyre in the same ra groupchat as i would be?

suddenly, i realize. im an idiot! theres more than one ra on my hall! surely one of them will be in. i knock on a different ra’s door, and, after a stress-filled few seconds, it opens. “my saviour,” i think. “im locked out of my room,” i say, “and i have no shoes, no phone, and no id card. please help.”

“i can get you a temp key,” she says, and i am saved.

[mrsroryhuntzberger]

i need to brain dump so under the cut if you want to read about my attempts to get my shit together

im going back to school in a few days. classes are gonna start again. i made an appointment and will be seeing a doctor at the end of september to talk about adhd.

i have to get my shit together i know i can do great things i can be great. i am just tired of each semester starting off with “iM GONNA DO ALL THIS STUFF AND BE AWESOME AND PRODUCTIVE” but then feel like i barely make it through. i have to end this fucking cycle.

i am taking a fitness class for gen ed credit. i will try and go to the gym once a week. my dad is all “SIGN UP FOR CLASSES DONT GO WITH FRIENDS” but i just need to get there. he says no pressure but i feel like theres so much pressure he doesnt mean to place on me (and dont get me started on the passive aggressive attempts at reverse psychology: “maybe you'll be successful if you have any ambition or maybe just marry well” shut the fuck up)

i will probably purge every school thing i have in my apartment. yes i will probably spend a shit ton of money but i need a clean slate. its part of my fucking cycle but fuck it

i bought a little hanging organizer kinda to put by my door for my keys and paper and sunglasses

im gonna get a new thing for my necklaces and im gonna try and clean it out

i need to declutter

i also apparently have high cholesterol so i need to eat less cheese and more oatmeal. im gonna have to work hard to drastically decrease cheese. im trying not the be drastic and not go cold turkey. by one small bag of cheese, no instant mac and cheese, healthier frozen foods for busy days, more quick and easy dinner choices

i just want things to be better. i know i can be better i can almost see it but i can also see how wasy it can fail

im gonna buy a new journel not for daily “woe is me heres what i did” but for all my to do lists and thoughts. i need something physical to hold

[angelrizzoli]

harriet - ash text dump

Harriet Clarington

it seems we’re finally in the same place

ash clarington

Dad finally got to you?

Harriet Clarington

he threatened to burn my novel if I didn't return this year

ash clarington

you threaten to burn your own novel

Harriet Clarington

I do but that is my right as the author, I also burned all my clothes. It did not sway him

ash clarington

he doesn’t change his mind welcome to the club

Harriet Clarington

Surely you see this school is as pointless as I do

ash clarington

I’m biased, I think everything is pointless Dad called it a conduit to success

Harriet Clarington

Learning about how to tie someone up correctly is not a conduit to anything of use

ash clarington

how are you?

Harriet Clarington

As well as one can be when trapped in this climate, you?

ash clarington

the weather hasn’t been that bad, I can’t only imagine middle of summer

Harriet Clarington

Are you too floating alone in darkness?

ash clarington

in an abstract way is the power out everywhere?

Harriet Clarington

I do believe so, I’m glad to learn that you are not lost to the eternal blackness though I had written half of an excellent poem about the pain of losing ones sister

ash clarington

text me if you trip near deaths doorstep or whatever

Harriet Clarington

evidently who else would publish my incomplete manuscripts so that I might live in through the pages

ash clarington

Maybe we should spend time together

Harriet Clarington

im cordial to the concept

ash clarington

why can’t you just say yes?

Harriet Clarington

I did

ash clarington

Harriet

Harriet Clarington

I accepted the invitation in the way in which I would normally accept an invitation

ash clarington

I haven’t heard what you’ve added to your book

Harriet Clarington

I wrote a particularly stunning chapter about the woes of the female lead after she looses her ghost lover to a black abyss

ash clarington

when is the last time you did a dramatic reading?

no

let me rephrase, when is the last time you've done a dramatic reading to living ears?

Harriet Clarington

I.. don't believe I've shared my work since I was at Oxford

people around here are small minded

ash clarington

well, you know that if I have to listen to you be dramatic I'd rather you be reading

Harriet Clarington

that would.. be a very pleasant thing of you to do

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19:46

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i have some lovely cookies that i purchased on a trip to france

ash clarington

whenever you want

Harriet Clarington

I hear you were in a physical altercation

Do you require medical attention

ash clarington

no

I broke her nose

Harriet Clarington

This is uncharacteristic for you

ash clarington

I know

she pushed the wrong buttons

I was trying to get rid of something I didn't want around anymore

Harriet Clarington

Are you in a great deal of emotional distress?

ash clarington

not a great deal

anymore

Do you know Emerson Fabray?

Harriet Clarington

I do not

Why? Is she a part of the emotional distress?

ash clarington

No she stopped me

she helped

Odette took something that didn't belong to her

But I hadn't intended to hit her

Harriet Clarington

Perhaps we should reward her in some way

ash clarington

I'll find a way to thank her

Harriet Clarington

I have to inform you of something

ash clarington

You're leaving again already I'm already sitting.

Harriet Clarington

I think you might be angry with me, because last year I discovered something and I did not inform you

we have a half brother named Alexander whom also resides in Florida

ash clarington

Rephrase that with more details please.

Harriet Clarington

When I arrived in Florida last year a man reached out to me named Alexander whom is our fathers illegitimate son. He wanted to try to form a relationship with me

ash clarington

and did you?

Harriet Clarington

I text him sometimes

ash clarington

you texted this supposed brother, sometimes, all last year?

Harriet Clarington

On occasion, I told him I’m not all that emotional

ash clarington

well he must be an extraordinary person to have been graced by your interest guess I'll have to meet him

Harriet Clarington

He’s a surgeon

Well he was

I’m informing you of his existence because he’s coming to work at the school

ash clarington

I don't care Harriet

Harriet Clarington

You’re angry with me I imagine

I just didn’t think it was of particular importance until now

ash clarington

I'm honestly not shocked. Dad is going to hate us knowing about this but that's not why I'm mad

Harriet Clarington

I have very little interest in what he thinks. He’s the one who had intercourse not me

I am however concerned with you being angry with me

It wasn’t my intention

ash clarington

It never is

thanks for letting me know

Harriet Clarington

Why? Are you angry with me if not for the concealment

ash clarington

how many times did you text me last year?

Harriet Clarington

I don’t recall

ash clarington

[ read ]

Harriet Clarington

Ashley.. I must confess I very much regret having made you angry with me

ash clarington

Oh? Growth maybe.

Harriet Clarington

I apologise profusely

ash clarington

For what?

Harriet Clarington

Making you angry

ash clarington

That’s all?

Harriet Clarington

I regret we have not communicated more before now

I simply didn’t know you wished to hear from me

ash clarington

Ok

Harriet Clarington

Are you still angry with me? It has been suggested I bring you food, I don’t cook but I have some excellent jam

ash clarington

Do not bring me jam

or anything else

Harriet Clarington

So you are still angry with me

ash clarington

if it makes you feel better, no

Harriet Clarington

But you are

I'm not interested in falsehoods

I wish to make ammends

ash clarington

alright then just no. I’m not

Harriet Clarington

Can I take you to lunch

ash clarington

Not this week. I’m too busy

Harriet Clarington

Next week

ash clarington

maybe

Harriet Clarington

what are your plans for Thanksgiving

ash clarington

Good question.

Harriet Clarington

I have no intention of returning home

ash clarington

I hadn’t remembered that was an option.

Harriet Clarington

Are you still angry with me or would you hear a suggestion

ash clarington

Are you going to tell me anyway?

Harriet Clarington

Alexander has invited us to thanksgiving

I was going to suggest we get food at a restaurant but now this invitation has cropped up

ash clarington

Are you going?

Harriet Clarington

That depends on if you are

I wanted us to spend Thanksgiving together

ash clarington

oh did you? That’s new.

Harriet Clarington

I believe I announced that intention earlier in this conversation

I don’t celebrate thanksgiving

But I’ll make an exception

ash clarington

I spent the last two thanksgivings cooking entire meals and assisting my Mistress host dinner parties. I’m going to spend this one drunk, watching my roommate cook.

Harriet Clarington

I find you confusing

ash clarington

what about that is confusing?

Harriet Clarington

You were upset with me when I didn’t speak to you, but when I try to speak you then you don’t wish to hear from me

ash clarington

When you asked all those people what to do when someone is upset with you, did you follow any of the advice at all? That’s what I’ll be doing. If you really want to spend thanksgiving with me, I’ll save you a bottle.

ash clarington

what is your favorite childhood memory?

ash clarington

I can't see myself sitting through an entire dinner without wanting to pull my hair out so, I told Alex I would do a late breakfast. brunch His wife sounds nice.

Harriet Clarington

I will... be at whatever thanksgiving celebration you are willing to have me at

I value having you as a sister Ashley

ash clarington

I'm sure that's true.

My roommate is cooking. I wont be any fun but, I will be there for the remainder of the day.

Harriet Clarington

I'll be there

I'm not much for thanksgiving dinner though

ash clarington

Alright.

Harriet Clarington

I am... somewhat surprised

ash clarington

Just surprised?

Harriet Clarington

I have never particularly thought my mark was of any interest.. however I think I’m somewhat pleased

ash clarington

You keep saying somewhat

Harriet Clarington

I don’t know. Should I be more interested

ash clarington

Not if you don't want to be, I guess. Socially you just took a step up the totem pole so, you technically don't have to. Don't you want to?

Harriet Clarington

I have never particularly believed in the idea of dominants as the pinnacle of society. I admire creativity, resilience and intelligence far more than assertiveness or dominance.

I have no issue with being purely a dominant, I had no real interest in submission but I simply assumed that was because I didn’t want to submit to anyone I’d met

ash clarington

Dominants can be all of those things too. It isn't just barking orders.

Harriet Clarington

I am aware I simply meant I’ve never had more respect for dominants simply because they are dominant

I have performed a variety of scenes as the dominant party

ash clarington

So you're happy?

ash clarington

Are you going to this ball?

Harriet Clarington

I am indeed

ash clarington

It does seem like your niche

Harriet Clarington

Are you? I am rather looking forward to the whole thing. Sawyer Hudson is a decent sort

ash clarington

I am. Can’t say I know them but, Dani asked me. Do you have a date?

Harriet Clarington

That’s wonderful, I don’t know her but I am glad you were asked

Indeed. I have been paired with Adaline Sterling

ash clarington

Dani is very kind. Although I won’t be staying long. Do you know her?

Harriet Clarington

Do you require an outfit?

I do not, but Sawyer Hudson assured me it’s a good match

ash clarington

I was going to see what I could pull together this weekend. I’d meant to order something days ago but, slipped my mind.

Harriet Clarington

Well I can offer you a piece from my personal regency collection

we are similar sizes, and they are rather beautiful

ash clarington

you have a whole collection? Never mind, I’m not actually surprised. Yes. That would be great.

Harriet Clarington

Indeed. I like to feel the part while indulging in Bronte and Austen.

I do not have plans this weekend, come over and I can find you something

ash clarington

Saturday?

Harriet Clarington

Sounds splendid

ash clarington

alright

Harriet Clarington

What are your feelings about this mark switching business?

ash clarington

more incentive to stay in my room. Are you having mark whiplash?

Harriet Clarington

To some degree, I am uninterested in the experiment

ash clarington

Only some?

Harriet Clarington

Well I don't imagine I would pair up with anyone who would actually make me submit, because I simply would refuse

Do you have a planned pairing?

ash clarington

How very bratty of you No.

Harriet Clarington

I suppose it is rather, the idea is a little amusing

I would suggest we paired up, but I think it would rob you of a chance to properly experience this week

ash clarington

I’ve done it before. At my old school. I don’t like it. Make your own rules.

Harriet Clarington

I am sorry you will be once again unconvinced

Blasted autocorrect

I meant inconvenienced

I shall make my own rules

ash clarington

Rules or show. Of course. It wasn't like this, it was voluntary. But I hardly had the right interests the first time, I'm not interested in trying at it again.

Harriet ClaringtonBOT

Should you change your mind I would not force you to continue your arrangement with me. However I have been asked to submit before and I am uninterested in doing so again. It takes time out of my writing schedule

ash clarington

I appreciate your help the past few weeks. Consider it returning the favor.

Harriet Clarington

I’ve enjoyed your company.

I’m glad you’re getting well again1 January 2021

Harriet Clarington

Happy New Year sister

ash clarington

Happy New Year Harriet

ash clarington

Would you want to be staying at mine for the week?

Harriet Clarington

I actually have an empty apartment, I figured you might wish to reside with me

ash clarington

okay, sure. How are your rules coming?

Harriet Clarington

1. Harriet will complete the binding of the copies of her book she means to give to Ashley and Alexander 2. Harriet will continue to be an upstanding member of the community 3. Harriet will provide Ash with food

ash clarington

Only three huh?

Harriet Clarington

I wasn’t under the impression that you and I were taking this all that seriously?

ash clarington

No but it has to at least halfway look like we are.

Harriet Clarington

1. Harriet will follow all school rules 2. Harriet will behave in a manner befitting of her station 3. Harriet will dress in a manner that brings dignity and class to her person 4. Harriet will complete her usual daily tasks 5. Harriet will complete the binding of the copies of her book she means to give to Ashley and Alexander 6. Harriet will continue to be an upstanding member of the community 7. Harriet will provide Ash with food

This is somewhat my own personal code

ash clarington

Great. Thanks.

Harriet Clarington

Would you care to go out to dinner?

ash clarington

Sounds good. I'll come by to drop some things for the week off first.

Harriet Clarington

Perfect. I will dress for dinner

ash clarington

Hi. Checking to make sure all that existential dread hasn’t caught up to you.

Harriet Clarington

No.. the opposite actually

ash clarington

Existential joy?

Harriet Clarington

They’re going to publish my book

I haven’t told anyone yet, so please don’t say anything

ash clarington

Who would I tell? Congratulations. You deserve it.

Harriet Clarington

You have a variety of associates

Thank you, I’m somewhat taken back that it was accepted immediately. Though they want to make edits

ash claringtonBOT

You've been working on it a long time, I'm not surprised.

Harriet Clarington

I need to speak with you about something

ash clarington

ok Urgently?

Harriet Clarington

Relatively urgently

ash clarington

What’s wrong?

Harriet Clarington

As you are aware I have been offered a publishing deal, but this deal is conditional on my taking in part in a book tour to promote the book as well as a series of interviews

Which will require me to relocate to New York

ash clarington

I see. You’re leaving. Rooms of people strictly there to listen to you talk about your book. Cant imagine anything you’d want more.

Harriet Clarington

I am. However I would like.. to stay in better contact with you this time

I would offer that you accompany me, but rooms of people talking about my books doesn't seem like your thing

[velociraptoraddict]

You can tell you've been sitting and writing for too long when your inner monologue goes from flashes of images and broken up sentences to full detail narration describing your thoughts

Or maybe that's just me...