#also dont forget faust

[plsleafmelon]

OK WHO THE HOLY FUCK IS JUN AND WHY IS HE DECIMATING MY TEAM SO FUCKING HARD IN MDH

all my sinners do is breathe in his direction and he goes so trigger happy like jfc the moment i see someone boutta clash w him i go full defense mode like u just see that whole bar full of evades yeah thats me fighting him

[umbralundertaker]

gg characters ranked based on how insufferable they would be during a 6 hour drive with you

Goldlewis: IDEAL. He drives the whole way, hes a good driver, he has the whole route planned out including stops, pays for the gas and snacks, he has good taste in music, hes quiet if I want quiet and hes chatty when I want to chat. He would keep his coffin in the trunk but his UMA gets lonely so it chills in the backseat, giving us our snacks (half eaten) or pulling my hair occasionally

Sol: quiet mostly but gets road rage when theres traffic. Insists on driving the entire time. Plays Queen loud as fuck the whole way. Gets grumpy when he has to stop so I can use the bathroom. Still A tier.

Dizzy: We take turns. She offers to drive the whole way but i say no because I dont want to put that on her. She is calming and extremely easy to talk to and makes the time fly by. Will be annoying when she wants to play I Spy or sing a stupid sing along sonc but I'll do it anyway to make her happy.

May: Cant drive but is entertaining enough to make up for it. She buys a whole shelf's worth of chips with Johnnys money. We chat the whole time and shes alright for the most part but when she gets really annoying i turn the radio on and we sing to whatever song that comes on.

Ramlethal: quiet at first but asks a lot of questions about what she sees outside as we drive along. Generally nice and cordial. Also cant drive.

Sin: cant drive but again his silliness makes up for it. At the gas stations he buys as much as May but he makes me pay for it so hes lower on the list.

Potemkin: Would want to drive the whole way but cant drive without breaking the wheel or pedals. Asks how work/school is going and its SUPER awkward at first but he imparts some life lessons and its generally a good time.

Anji: Would switch off with me. Really good driver and makes great time. Pays for my gas and snacks. Gets annoying and flirty the longer the trip goes on to the point where im a little uncomfortable.

Millia: Would drive the whole time. Quiet but nice when she does speak. I feel like she would have shit taste in music though.

Bridget: Usually nice and fun but shes actually quiet here. Has her headphones on and is looking out the window most of the time. Doesnt drive. Roger gets us kicked out of any gas stations we go to.

Faust: Also looking out the window the whole time. Tries to chat at first but quickly runs out of energy. Offers to take turns driving but i decline because of safety concerns. Summons snacks so i dont have to buy them and we feast the whole ride.

Elphelt: Would be pretty annoying at first but she has great taste in music and we talk about metal the whole time. Cant drive but offers to anyway.

Bedman?: I put him in the trunk and he deactivates for 6 hours

Nagoriyuki: Makes small talk and tries to be friendly but nothing lands. Cant drive but silently judges my driving skills anyways. Tries to pay for my gas but doesnt end up doing it because no gas station takes his 600 year old coins.

Chipp: We take turns driving. Only plays anime intros and gets upset if I change it. Will pay for snacks if they have pocky but not for gas. I let him tell me about anime the whole time but im white-knuckling the wheel.

Testament: Will pay for gas and snacks. They can drive (they even have a CDL) but gently ask me to drive because they dont really like to. I do it but I dont let them know how annoyed I am. Prefers no music in the car and asks bizarrely invasive questions the whole time. Generally nice just hard for me to talk to.

Johnny: I made him drive and he does so without question but thats about the only good part

Slayer: Makes me drive and gives me 'critique' the whole time. Doesnt pay for gas, but not out of rudeness, only because he forgets it costs money. Will backhandedly compliment me on how humble I am for driving such a shitty car. If Sharon comes with us he lets her sit in the passenger seat.

Giovanna: Makes me drive and complains the whole time. The WHOLE time.

ABA: Will want to stop every ten minutes to look at stores or attractions or a cow or a cool plant. I try to say no but she grabs the steering wheel out of my hands because she doesnt really understand how cars work yet. Sits in the backseat with Paracelsus on her lap. Accidentally smashes one of my windows when she tries to take him out.

Zato-1: Zato is completely and utterly silent. Eddie is opening and closing the car doors like Five Nights at Freddy's. I get most of the way there before Eddie possesses the driver in car next to me and we crash and die.

Leo: Im having a headache just thinking about this one sorry

Baiken: Cant drive but does anyway. HORRIBLE road rage and is a little tipsy as well. We get there in one piece but I will be arrested later for reckless driving.

I-No: Would leave me and fly away on her broom thing

Happy Chaos: Happy Chaos

[eggsploded]

moar you say.. why then gregor and rodya of coarse....

where would i be without rodigor. where would WE be, without rodigor.

first impression: THE fuckin guy. this dude owns. (insert 50 invasive questions about cockroach anatomy and behavior) i was peeved his roach arm resembled more of a beetle horn than a arm

current impression: when chef greg dropped i got so horny i went to bed lightheaded i still love gregor dearly but my love for him has mellowed like the fondness for a favorite pasta dish.

favorite moment: literally every old fart moment he has. when he forgets names when he berated sinclair for not cleaning his plate when he goes uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in his dialogue because he doesnt know where hes going with this

story idea: despite his deep frying and boiling during hells chicken i think the bus kinda Likes this guy. gregors a bit of a hot commodity. hes just a fella you can Jive with. a real Stand Up guy. now let him be loved, if obliviously through his own self consciousness. a friendly heathcliff rough slap on the back delays his depressive episode by 15 minutes

fav relationship: oh boy where to start!!!! rodigor. enough on that. meurgreg, not really romantic to me but i like the art of it that is. it revolves around a big fella carrying him under his arm so automatic slay. ive seen a little gregcliff action on the TL but its more of a 'work got me friends with people twice my age like whats uncle greg up to' ordeal to me. now lets get insane. gregsang is incredible to me because yi sang is the only mf on that bus EASIER than gregor. gregor got game? that hes aware of? while stuttering the whole journey? its kind of crazy. i dont actually have a reason why they would even like eachother yet but put rodya in there somewhere to toy with them if you want true crackshipping fun

fav headcanon: hes a little chunky

RODYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favit

first impression: me furiously searching for her height on the wiki + nodding my head sagely deciding woman with sleepy eyes is peak character design (faust included). i trust her wholeheartedly even if she leads me hand in hand into a woodchipper

current impression: waiting for projmoon to drop more lore on her desperately because i know canto 2 wasnt everything. i feel a disconnect with the fanbase about her because i see rodya characterized sooooo differently than how i think of her. the gambling thing and her effortless confidence for example isnt really questioned like how it is with dons bravado. i see her gambling as an outlet for her complicated views on money. she feels as though being financially 'secure' as the lone survivor as a betrayal to all the deaths she caused. gambling not only aligns with her current im the hottest shit attitude but also is a way for her to not be responsible for money. the hoarding of wealth is what caused her community to starve, why would she want to do something that seems to harm others? shes very self destructive, and feigning as slots star is just one of the ways she forces herself to 'stay in the cold'. ummmmmmmmm anyway im really normal about rodya and think about her a normal amount also her love for decadant food really resonates with me as someone who was poor in childhood because the difference between eating to live and living to eat is Astronomical

favorite moment: shes started branching out and calling other people than greg pet names and it is so exciting. faust has now reached babe status!! good for her!!! also when she infantalizes sinclair its terrible for him but REALLY funny for me when he responds back and reminds her oh right this is a 22 year old man. also her random interjections that are socialist ideology are really funny because they always feel so fucking random and like projmoon is remembering why crime and punishment was written and going drop this bomb ass line itll go so hard guys

story idea: i want her to play poker against yi sang because hes weird and also his poker face is like. genuine and dear adoration for being able to play with his companions because deep in his soul is gardens and butterflies. she would be so freaked out not only because this guy agreed to playing poker but also because he is invasively (he didnt mean it) staring into her SOUL to find solutions

fav relationship: my thoughts are half the bus are in love with gregor and the other half with rodya with cases of overlap. rodya is so epic because shes seemingly got it together to the more deranged sinners but to anyone else its like oh my god this paper mache bitch the former being more faustish the latter being more ryoshuish. faustya is cute because faust initially wanted to absorb more Bad Bitch Strategems and then kinda got a crush and is hardcore malfunctioning also kurokumo ryodion got sumn GOING yall crazy love is love though

fav headcanon: shes actually really short for Lobotomy Corp Backstreets Russia and everyone there is just freakishly tall (see: sonya)

[some-internet-stranger]

revalink!!

https://www.tumblr.com/dizzying-faust/614856861677699072?source=share

(Answering that Other ask gave me the motivation to answer this one as well)

Thank you for the ask, it was a TON of fun, even If it took me forever to answer. Also, a little warning, this Post is LONG as HECK and Kind of rambly

Revalink- Ship It!!!!!!!

What made you ship it?

I played Breath of the Wild in 2021 during the lockdown because I was finally bored enough I guess? (Funfact, I actually hated Botw before it came Out, because I was a little hater and didn't Like that the Zelda formula was changing lolol). The important takeaway Here is, that I already knew the Story and all memory cutscenes before I played it. The Other cutscenes Not included were new to me, however.

Revali was the first Champion I ended up saving (revali's gale is the best ability and I needed it for the towers). I was faintly aware of the existence of Revalink but never seriously considered it. Now while I was freeing the Terminals and got Bits and pieces of dialogue I thought that it was funny to interpret Revali having a crush on Link and that being the reason he's so mean to him. And it is funny tbh, but at that Point it was Just a joke to me.

And then came the fight against Wind blight, and oh. The dialogue right before?? The dialogue after?????? I should mention at this point that I played the Game in German, so many translations were different. In english, right before the fight, Revali said something along the lines of "Good luck (...) I only lost because I was winging it" and german He tells Link to be careful ("be careful, you hear me?")(also the delivery of that line, bro, voice actor was Not messing around) This in on itself didn't make me ship it, but it Set the tone.

The scene after the fight when Revali is saved and gives Link His gale... I almost dont know how to Put it into words, but the tension in this Scene? When He Looks at Link as If waiting for him to say something? When He Turns around "nevermind Just Go"??? It feels Like there are so many Things left unsaid, Like There's so much more to be said, even though their relationship is technically wrapped up at this point? It honestly caught me so off guard. Not one Scene with any of the Other Champions has this Kind of tension, Not even mipha (who is a Love interest for Link).

Well, then I went on Tumblr and my fate was basically sealed, lol.

TL:DR: because I played the game

What are your favorite things about the ship?

I Love the Potential of this ship! Theres so many ways how this can be insanely funny (this is one sided rivals to lovers, does it get any better than that?), it can be so incredible sad (death!! Amnesia!! Letting Go!!! One sided!!! Unspoken!!! Not meant to be!!! Lots of Other Things Im forgetting!!)

Its INSANE how Well they Work together, especially since I doubt it was done on purpose.

I have so many more thoughts, but I can't Put them together properly, so I'll leave it at that. The next point is Sort of a continuation of what I Love about this ship anyway

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

The fact that this ship isnt Canon and will/can never be canon is actually one of the best things about it, in my opinion (dont know If its an unpopular opinion)

It fits right in, in a way.

I Love it when two characters are written in a way, were they Sort of complete each other. Where they Share parallels, goals, have opposing personalities that still Match somehow, where they are each Others Drive and Motivation. Where their Stories Just fit so Well together that you know that they were clearly written for each other.

Link and Revali were Not meant to work Well together, Not Like this at least. Of course Revali was written as a foil to Link (correct me If I'm wrong please, I think this was the Case), so them being opposing is intentional.

If you think about these characters for a certain amount of time, Just slightly more in depth, you will find yourself with the revelation that they are so very similar, they would likely be able to be friends If they Just worked through their differences. But they never do! They never have the time/ are too caught Up in pushing others away in their own ways. They could have been something, but never ended Up being.

This ties so nicely into the theme of destiny and fate (kinda.... I feel Like despite setting this Up as a theme, botw doesnt really Go anywhere with it, so it mostly works nicely in fanfiction and such... Although, If you think I missed something about botw, pls let me know. I'm Not an expert on themes)

Theyre doomed by the narrative and the narrative Said they could never be, so they never were (Its kinda fun how that element is true in the real world as Well as in game)(is what I'm getting at)(theyre Not written as Love interests but MAN do they Work as a romantic couple)(cruel, poetic, amazing, ughhh?!???)(them working Well together as a couple was a coincidence, which again, opposes the destiny thing)(this ship has me in a chokehold, can you Tell)

I'm Just saying a bunch of words, I Hope they make sense... I might have also went off the rails a bit... Eh

If you're still here, thank you so much for reading!!

I do actually really Love answering my Inbox and playing ask games, pls dont let my imcompetence to answer them in a timely manner discourage you from sending one😅😅

[jascnbrody]

i mean Faust is a special boy who can go into the noosphere so i think he can just do anything. even if he forgets he could probably literally find his past so. Also i went back the gun starts off pointed at skif then it moves to point at neither of them. which is what i thought happened but i couldn't remember exactly.. it's weird to imagine What exactly fausts plan was from the start i imagine he has all bases covered and he's got multiple options he's fine with happening. He definitely picked skif for the pod early but didn't think it would happen until he like "died" ykwim. like that was his final attempt to bring back the monolith and if it failed he would more seriously consider other options. bc he had only just had strider out looking for the doc? idk. I dont like him

[mariverses]

haveoyou ever played dnd or ocs you planned 2use for it … Anf also if you made a character out of all yer fav tropes what woukd they be like !!!! or out of the tropes you hate ‘nd you’d try to make them likable …

ok im gonna sound Real stupid but i dont know how to dnd. at all and people tried to explain it to me but i dont get it like wheres the rules and what do you have to do...... how do you have to do......

also i do have ocs that i smashed together out of my favorite tropes! specifically men. and you'll find that they look...

so similar

left is faust right is blackwell (often shortened to bw) ... the bw one is a bit old because i havent been drawing him recently jajdmskd anyway their trope is literally just. religious white boy who've made a grave mistake and went on a path of bloodshed and watched the subjects of their affection die and they hold onto life as punishment. their penance being solitude. the difference is how they cope because faust is big puppy and he likes to play and FORGET EVERYTHING THE NEXT DAY. so he always wakes up alone because he doesn't rember anything but that he has to pay for his sins. and blackwell is just a bitch so he's alone cause no one likes him. also theyre both sharks

i don't have any least favorite tropes exactly because i think with creativity and sensitivity anything can be made enjoyable so i dont restrain myself with least favorites and give everything a try

[tackypies]

ishmael or dante for the ask game?

let's do dante!

First impression: holy shit that design fucks. i bet they're so cool and suave

Impression now: an extremely interesting character! they're hiding so much in that clock of theirs! open up!! what's inside! all jokes aside, i'm dying to know what past dante was like because all the hints we've gotten point to them being a Fucked Up Being sooo

Favorite moment: end of canto iii when dante supported sinclair...

Idea for a story: i want dante to meet more of their old coworkers, if they had any. like, for someone who had a Reputation, you'd think more people would recognize them right? c'mon give me that awkward run-in

Unpopular opinion: i dont have any...

Favorite relationship: platonic, but i think their dynamic with outis is hilarious. i adore their interactions with faust - there's clearly some shared history and i'm curious about how it's going to develop. i also love their dynamic with vergilius

Favorite headcanon: dante forgets they don't have a mouth sometimes and they smash food into the clock without thinking

[bimbosupreme]

mephistopheles love post

the equivalent of a mental breakdown tangent is all going under a read more

yes believe it or not that freaky ass literally not even human clown in fgo gets love, and love from who? me and like 3 other people

first off

ok and with that out of the way,

i’m not even familiar with their lore. Reason why i stopped caring about the lore behind faust and mephistopheles is that an interlude happens that shows that mephistopheles is just some homunculi made by some mage nobody named faust. and even then the interlude doesn’t talk about the lore behind the novel, its just you helping mephy kill faust

that being said though i would hope the developers expand on their origins more and potentially even release a “true” mephistopheles (a girl can dream)

So, they’re not even the real deal demon known as Mephistopheles in the first place, and i can hear u going “well that’s lame” and like, no, we just need to redirect our feelings from appreciating a demon to appreciating a homunculi who has a weird characterization in the fate universe

Design tangent:

Fgo was actually my first gacha, and so when I came across this servant I kinda instantly fell in love with their design, I love the colors used in their final ascension and overall appearance. The hat that has horns but they're not quite horns, theyre these weird colorful pointy twisty things, the large garish butterfly ornament on their chest (which isnt ugly at all and somehow works so well with their everything on them) is cool, the tights are so cool to look at, i mean look -- a checkered pattern with golden lining on the shorts portion, the tits out look like yes we get it youre insane, the gloves??? purple and also cool, plus theyve got this gradient thing going on? and the fingers have this line going through them, thats so cool. actually the only other servant that comes close to this in terms of “out there” colorful designs is probably final ascension kama and qsh ( i love them both). Also, mephy has this scissor weapon?? thats so cool lol i dont see any other servant wielding giant scissors (for the love of god give mephy an animation update i need to see them use the scissors while doing flips) and they also have this bomb obsession going on? cant relate, but the bombs designs are so so cool i mean its a fucking centipede -- no idea if centipedes are a thing in the original faust but thats something Ill have to look up at some point. ALSO mephy is wearing heels oh my god anytime people wear heels is an automatic win. No clue whats going on with the hair but its kinda cute (dont question me on that) and it has curls and the hair colors are cool i mean its like a lavender thing with darker purple highlights? i love colorful things and i love people with wacky personalities so. Oh my god their tail how could i forget that its so cute and dumb i almost forgot it was there, like what is that even a whip? i dont.. but its got these little purple tips to them that are kinda cute/cool but more cool because tails are fucking up there alongside heels in terms of cool stuff on characters. and of course their fluffly cape -- again no idea what the designers were going for i mean look its a mess of a design i have no fucking idea what any of it means and i hope they explain it someday because that hair and the butterfly and the tail and the hat and the fluffy garb and a bomb obsession?? and this got the go ahead - yeah lets add that to the game like what

ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT THEIR EYES

appreciate these with me for a second

god.

oh and the blue lipstick and face paint god thats a cool design ugh

they can be normal too or at least as normal as possible i mean they even trimmed their eyebrow here lol but you can see the not so well hidden insanity/goofiness peaking through with the inside of the suit at the bottom being highlighter purple and a green shirt with gold accents underneath the black coat at the front <3, fuckin hate that hairstyle tho bro we gotta get that middle part hairstyle outta hereeeee--

TAKE A DETOUR AND LOOK AT THIS LINK THOUGH THIS IS THE MOST NORMAL AND BEST IVE SEEN THEM IN FANART. THE POTENTIAL IS THERE. WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS AND THEY LOOK GREAT ITS POSSIBLE. I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE FROM THAT DRAWING.

anyways this is me going off all about why i like their design! but we haven’t even touched the nitty gritty of it all. their personality! what personality you may ask? havent they always been some weirdo laughing a lot and saying dumb shit all the time? well yes and no

Characterization:

True to their dumb little clown design mephy also acts like one.

Some servants bond 1 lines are like “fuck off” and some actually talk to you, nah this bastard mephistopheles’ just laughing. and for the second bond line it seems to imply theyre fuckin with you more (showing up and dissapearing and saying ‘afterimage’) so thats nice that theyre actually making some effort to mess with you in a way? some servants take a long time to actually interact with you so this shows theyre not afraid of interacting with you and thats just at bond 2. and of course the third bond line implies they were probably trying to betray you, its stated in more than 1 place that mephistopheles (actually isnt this a caster class thing?) will betray you or attempt to do so. So the third bond line seems to imply that their attempts have been stopped by you and that’s what they say after some failed attempts. So after stopping this freak from doing some shit their next bond line is actually doing a confession! a jester being honest who couldve seen that one coming but theyre 100% not lying, they really arent a demon but a homunculi made by faust

speaking of faust we’re going to backtrack a little into their interlude that i brought up at the start of this post, its one of those dream interludes and it starts with mephy asking you to help him plant bombs for their eventual reuinion/showdown with faust -- in the meantime faust keeps sending golems in an attempt to kill both you and mephy

When you track faust down, it’s shown that faust was your typical mage, inhumane and uncaring. It’s also pointed out that this faust killed innocents, but this typical mage behavior is boring to mephy, and they say that boring typical behavior is why they wanted to kill them

 so i really cant blame mephistopheles for being the way they are, being raised by this type of guy, even if mephy was always messed up and wacky from the beginning its no reason for faust to attempt to kill him.

Mephistopheles also shows up in salem, cu alter’s interlude, and of course the knk crossover event, and some other things im most likely forgetting but those 3 are ones that i find notable

anytime they show up theyre actually helpful, in salem mephy points out that the nature of the being responsible for the salem epic of remnant is something alien rather than a typical foreign god, mephy also tells you that time is also being sped up and in their weird way they try to cheer you up by spouting some nonsense at the beginning (guda needed some kind of distraction from the grim events that had just transpired at that point in the story), i cant quite remember what mephy did in the knk event but they were a part of your group and were helpful the whole time, actually @/zeravmeta does an amazing analysis of their role in the knk event as well as some extra character analysis here

mephistopheles is kinda cryptic in a weird way though,

like overall i mean theyre a jester homunculi in appearance so yeah its to be expected but come on i love morally gray characters, despite their supposed betrayal hints scattered around here and there

they have this one line that always gets to me

and this line is said with a completely serious face too

the rare serious mephistopheles face! its kinda grim to see that line, no laughs, no nothing, their voice is kinda serious and monotone too. of course this could be just to get you to lower your guard but its still kinda out there that they have this rarely used portrait and that line, so i like to take it as being said to you when youre by yourself and with sincerity

and at least sei (with her wacky outfit and all lol) seems to get along with mephy and thinks theyre nice woohoo

so at the end of the day you have this guy that laughs a lot and gives mixed signals

and they fuck with you

and will most likely try to kill you more than once but hey thats just another tuesday at chaldea

Before I finish last thing I want to point out is this snippet from the fgo source material book which provides more information on servants, and this specific translated bit under mephistopheles

at the core of it all this homunculi....can be your friend! you just need to not go into despair i guess

of course this entire post is an overanalysis into an underwritten character, quarantine + all online college classes have done this to me, i have a douman icon what did you expect

OH...BEFORE I REALLY SIGN OFF AND FINISH THE POST HEY CLOWN LOVERS CHECK OUT THESE FANARTS AND FANARTISTS...

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i cant believe they drew mephy

twice !

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[valatheapprentice]

Main six and how they are drunk 🥴

Asra

Impulsive yet focused drunk

If hes doing something, not even a strip tease will take his attention away

Will want a taco and stand up comedy

If he has his sights set on you, good luck babe

World on fire? It can wait. He needs to put moves on you

Doesn't matter how long you've been married or how many kids you have

When you tuck him in, faust squeezes around an arm to help him sleep faster (maybe help prevent a worse hangover, she is a familiar after all)

Lightest weight in the bunch

Julian

His stereotypes will be magnified

Handsy mf x 10

He will compliment any and everyone

Will forget some words and will come up with crazy descriptions (necklace- stone neck thing, reserve a spot on the beach- buy the beach)

DO NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE WITH HIS WALLET HE WILL DRAIN HIS ACCOUNT IN AN HOUR

He wants to make everyone happy

100 times more slippery boi

Heavy weight. Hed have to set out to get drunk to be drunk. It's worrisome if you think on it too long but I dont see him having a low enough tolerance to come home drunk most nights

Nadia

Know how shes all proper and eloquent?

Throw that out the damn window

She pretty damn hood drunk

She will call you out (and julian will get call bitch boy around her)

Put on music and watch this woman dance 😏

More handsy even in public. It matters not, you are hers

Its both hilarious and adorable to see

Loves fast food all of a sudden

I like to think of ot as the original jackle and hyde. Drunk her is her base desires and the personality she might have of she dodnt have to think of public appearance

I could write a novel on drunk nadia I love her so much

Muriel

I dont see much of a difference with him besides being giggly

I think he'd be more in the moment. Enjoying his love and his wolf (sometimes asra) and not so worried about thinking he'd hurt you

Usually the DD friend and he does not care one bit.

I have a feeling he makes his own mead, partly to avoid people, but he also has a taste for unpopular flavors

Will 100% make mead to fit your tastes if you want to

Inanna as a pillow? Bet your ass

Cuddle king?

Portia

Giggly drunk

Flirty drunk

Punny drunk

The horrible pick up lines julian would normally use? Shes yelling them. Even if your alone at home.

Imagine with me. Pasha and ilya. Yell singing what would you do with a drunken sailor, on the way to home through the streets

She gets hot, and will try to take clothes off

If in public, you know this is when you need to take her home

Make her a PBJ sandwich or two and she is so grateful

I just had the vision of pepi breaking a glass and her joining in.

Will let you know you turn her on, but is the most wholesome drunk ever

Lucio

Oh definitely not a light weight. I have a feeling his tribe came from a long line of drinkers, and im sure he drank to feel a little warmth as a mercenary. He has a good tolerance

Won't stop him from trying at times though

Has even less of a no filter. How is this possible?

He may be turning a new leaf. But he will slip up and act like an ass

And will immediately apologize, which will seem fake but the man's trying

Extra on talking himself up, but will slip in something like "im so fucking awesome, okay no im not" and hype people up who haven't pissed him off in the last year

Loud but we been knew

Surprisingly can have absolutely wonderful ideas for work or in general. Nadia is shook

Will make the cooks make one of every dish to have existed

You step in and ask them for just something with a good amount of starch

Will tell you how much he wants to have sex with you

When he gets to be, he'll wrap his arm (please remove the sharp object from the drunks body) tightly around you, maybe thinking your a pillow.

For some ungodly reason, after a drunken sleep, he actually gets up 2 hours early and is twice as refreshed

[yanderepuck]

LET ME SHARE SOME HEADCANONS WITH YOUA

Dazai? Bitch never learned french. He's speaking Spanish to Leonardo. And Leonardo is trying not to punch him.

Meanwhile Leonardo speaks 15% french at most

Mozart??? He can speak French but he won't. He talks to himself.in German all day everyday and him and Faust are very happy to have emt each other.

Theo learned English from Arthur. Meaning anything Theo says in English he says with A SCOTTISH ACCENT.

This also means Arthur speaks French with a Scottish accent

I feel like many ppl forget that Isaac has a British accent. We know he's a brit...but he talks normal. But when grading papers he forgets to write in French and next thing you know your paper is covered in English gibberish.

Vlad? Bitch doesn't understand french. Charles hands him the newspaper and he's like "wtf these aren't words" and Faust is yelling in German "IF YOU DONT KNOW FRENCH WHY DO WE LIVE HERE"

Oh and Vincent. He's not great with French. Theo is much better bc of dealing with the public so sometimes Vincent needs help while they are out.

Will forgets he's in France sometimes. He lives alone and talks to puck in English. So if it wasn't for the theater he'd probably forget all his french.

Some language headcanons

I have no clear idea how the residents understand each other or what other languages they speak

Like I'm pretty sure Leonardo doesn't bother to master French (the pronunciation anyway) so Comte is either fluent in Italian, or understands him somehow.

Theo is fluent in English from working with British clients

Sebastian knows English so he can have more access to history books

Arthur learning something in Japanese to impress MC (from Sebas, not Dazai lol 😹)

Charles only picked up some German and Romanian words that he hears often from Vlad and Faust (still can't pronounce "du vershrumpelte Fledermaus")

And Jean... well.. he had enough difficulties learning French...

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EMMANUELLE PARRENIN, MAISON ROSE, SOUFFLECONTINU RECORDS FFL024

Par chez nous, cet album culte appartiendrait à ce qu'un critique a nommé "chanson française expérimentale", aux côtés de ceux de Brigitte Fontaine, Melmoth, Areski ou Colette Magny. Pourquoi pas ? Mais on l'associera avec autant de bonheur (sinon plus) au meilleur du folk au féminin de Vashti Bunyan, Collie Ryan, Linda Perhacs, voire, en ce qui concerne la France, de Sourdeline et Véronique Chalot.

Un tel album doit forcément beaucoup à l'ambiance de son enregistrement, que l'on imagine magique. On le sait avoir pris place à Fromentel, dans une ferme normande transformée en studio par le producteur Jacques Denjean, connu pour son travail aux côtés de Dionne Warwick, Françoise Hardy, ainsi que pour avoir fait partie des Double Six. Fromentel, c'est là aussi, qu'avec le même Denjean, Albert Marcoeur enregistra ses deux fantastiques premiers albums. Et Emmanuelle Parrenin, quand elle prend la suite de ce dernier un an après, s'y trouve en bonne compagnie : l'ingénieur du son associé à l'endroit est alors son amoureux, seul capable (imagine-t-on encore) de confectionner un écrin à la mesure d'un univers en apesanteur. D'ailleurs, cinq ans auparavant, Bruno Menny, l'amoureux en question, a enregistré un album, son seul et unique qui plus est, mais quel album : en matière d'électroacoustique, disons qu'il s'y entend et fait figure de digne rejeton de son mentor Xenakis !

Toute la singularité de Maison Rose réside justement dans la transcription fusionnelle de ces deux visions, celles d'Emmanuelle Parrenin et de Bruno Menny, oeuvrant au mariage réussi de la tradition et de l'expérimentation. Tradition héritée du collectage de chansons traditionnelles en zone rurale pour Emmanuelle Parrenin, dans la lignée du travail entrepris par Alan Lomax et Shirley Collins.  Expérimentations sur le son pour Bruno Menny, qui arrange et enregistre. Sans oublier ceux qui prêtent ici leur guitare (Denis Gasser), là des paroles (Jean-Claude Vannier, quand même). D'un côté le chant humble et sans exhibitionnisme, sa fraîcheur désarmante, servent des mélodies du genre de celles qu'on chante aux enfants afin de chasser les cauchemars. De l'autre, certaines insistances rythmiques, sur "Topaze" par exemple, et à la batterie notamment, évoquent le motorisme kraut de Faust.

Véritable havre de paix, Maison Rose envoûte par son intimité auréolée de mystère et de spiritualité, faite de chansons douces à la beauté fragile, à la fois ancestrales et futuristes. Originellement édité par Ballon Noir en 1977, cet album fait suite à quelques merveilles folk dont le pré-Mélusine Le Galant noyé.

À propos de Maison Rose toujours, si l'on doit à tout prix se risquer sur le terrain des analogies, l'on énumérera Vashti Bunyan, Linda Perhacs, Joanna Newsom, Collie Ryan, Shirley Collins, Trees Community, Sourdeline et Véronique Chalot comme venant à l'esprit spontanément. Mais c'est encore trop peu dire la singularité hors du temps / hors des modes de l'univers d'Emmanuelle Parrenin : car Maison Rose a été réalisé en 1977, en pleine effervescence punk.

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An album such as this obviously owes a lot to the atmosphere in which it was recorded, which we can imagine was magical. We know it took place in Fromentel, Normandy, in a farm converted into a studio by the producer Jacques Denjean, known for his work with Dionne Warwick or Françoise Hardy as well as having been a member of the Double Six. It was also at Fromentel, that Denjean would record two fantastic albums with Albert Marcoeur. When Emmanuelle Parrenin followed in his footsteps a year later she was in good company: the sound engineer at the studio was her partner and therefore uniquely capable (we imagine) of creating an adequate soundscape for her delicate universe. What is more, five years previously, Bruno Menny, the sound engineer partner, recorded his first and only album, but what an album: in electroacoustic terms we can hear things which make him appear as the spiritual son of his mentor Xenakis!

What makes Maison Rose unique is exactly this fusion between the two conceptions of Emmanuelle Parrenin and Bruno Menny, creating a perfect marriage of tradition and experimentation. The tradition comes from the songs collected by Emmanuelle Parrenin in rural areas, in a similar vein to the work carried out by Alan Lomax and Shirley Collins. The experimentation is in the sound captured by Bruno Menny, who both arranged and recorded the album. This is not to forget those who came with their guitar (Denis Gasser), or their lyrics (no less a figure than Jean-Claude Vannier). On the one hand we have the humble and non-demonstrative singing, with melodies which remind us of songs we would sing to calm a child's nightmares, and on the other hand a pronounced rhythmic intensity at certain points, such as on "Topaze" where the drums in particular evoke the Motorik of Faust.

A real haven of peace, Maison Rose is enchanting with its aura of mystery and spirituality, with soft, gentle songs which seem both ancestral and futurist. Originally published by Ballon Noir in 1977, this album follows on from other folk marvels such as Le Galant noyé from the pre-Mélusine period.

On the subject of Maison Rose, if we had to risk a few comparisons we would mention Vashti Bunyan, Linda Perhacs, Joanna Newsom, Collie Ryan, Shirley Collins, Trees Community, Sourdeline and Véronique Chalot as those which spring spontaneously to mind. But this is too reductive for the timeless singularity of Emmanuelle Parrenin: because Maison Rose was recorded in 1977, in the midst of the punk revolution.

( Emmanuelle Parrenin, par là )