#also i had fun putting the meteors on the first pic. if it's not clear that's cori having the echo awakened in them

[scionshtola]

3. How do they feel about being Hydaelyn’s chosen? (x)

Initially, Corisande was somewhat confused about being Hydaelyn’s chosen. Coming from Dalmasca and not being raised with Eorzan religion, they had never thought much about Hydaelyn beyond what they had come across in books. And they had doubts-if she truly had chosen them, why them? But they could not deny that they had newfound abilities, and the doubts and confusion soon gave way to their desire to use the gift they'd been given to help people. There was a kind of comfort in it as well, because it meant that leaving their village and their mother wouldn't be for nothing. This was reinforced when they learned the star shower they saw after leaving the forest was what awoke the Echo in them.

It wasn't always easy though, and there were times when Corisande wished she was not Hydaelyn's chosen. After her friends disappeared in Ul'dah, after she lost Haurchefant and other friends, it seemed distinctly unfair to her. What good is being Hydaelyn's chosen if she cannot save the people she cares about? But she bore it as well as she could, because what else could she do? Who else could do it?

Now though, they have a better understanding of why they were chosen. They know the love and hope Hydaelyn has for them and it might not have been fair, it might not have been a sign they were doing the right thing, but they have made their peace with it.

[mysterylover123]

BNHA Rewatch: Season 1 Episode 9 “Yeah, Just Do Your Best, Iida”

mysterylover123

And we’re back to worldbuilding! These little interviews are great little snapshots of each character. BTW this reporter lady is the same one from Camino Ward and Hosu. Hope she got a raise out of that!

This bit with Bakugou is awesome, as he calmly accepts Aizawa’s advice and acknowledges his failures, as does MIdoriya. They changed this completely in the dub, BTW, having Bakugou be disrespectful to Aizawa (and of course, because they’re the main characters, they’re the only ones whose grades we hear. Darnit.) Also, unrelated, but Bakugou’s unbuttoned shirt collar is sexy.  

Class rep time. Full disclosure, first time around I didn’t know what a Class Rep was. Had to watch more anime to figure that out. I’m not entirely clear (because I can’t read Japanese) on how the voting turned out - the chart makes it look like Deku and Jiro both got 3? But they didn’t...anyway, Deku and Momo! I kinda wish they would hang out more, they’re fairly similar and seem like they’d have a fun dynamic.

Love the anime’s added little head tilt from Shoto. Not in the manga. This whole sequence is hilarious and adorable.

Now for some Iichako! Ochaco noticing Iida talks like a rich kid, Ochaco complimenting him on his smile, Ochaco (and Deku) being the only kids at school who Iida told about his identity...it’s all very wholesome and sweet. Until I remember what happens to Tensei and the Ingenium theme starts playing in my head...goddamit...

Good, a distraction! So what did cause this perimeter breach, BTW? Kurogiri? I mean, he can just warp people in wherever, so was it really just the press? But why did Shigaraki dissolve the front door? Does this have something to do with the UA traitor? No idea. I’m sure Traitor Theorists have picked this section apart enough already, though. 

Iidaraka teamwork! Iida being awesome here. This is actually really clever as a means to solve the problem, TBH. There are so many smart characters in this show, and the ones who aren’t have that fact pointed out as a visible issue. I love it; so many shows out there feel like the plot only happens because the characters have to avoid smart choices or obvious solutions. BNHA, not so much.

All Might being this good even in his weakened state hypes me up for how insanely OP Deku will be at full power. Like holy crap.  

Still not sure what the payoff will be for Tsuyu being onto Deku’s quirk. Guess it’s just a means to introduce her character. 

I couldn’t quite put my finger on why I like this section so much, but makeste’s reaction to this scene in the manga sums it up well: “what I really like about this is that I didn’t necessarily expect this dynamic, but it makes sense. these are all kids whose dearest ambition is to become superheroes. they’ve been accepted into the most elite and selective hero course in the country (world?). of course they aren’t going to fall in line according to the typical high school social structure. these are a bunch of wannabe do-gooders – they’re going to value heroic traits like kindness and selflessness, and conversely they’re going to come down hard on anyone who’s mean and self-absorbed which in this case means that for the first time in his life, the bully has become the bullied. poor Bakugou, you’re learning so many life lessons the hard way and you’re barely into your first week yet” (https://makeste.tumblr.com/post/177920533853/bnha-chapter-013-today-i-fucked-up)

Also give it a couple hundred chapters and Kaminari will be getting up in this guy’s face and calling him Kacchan. Character Development!

And finally to the USJ! The villains are in the building, people! Damn, I just finished reading chapter 239, and re-watching this is like “whoa, man, they sure leveled up, huh?” Trying to even conceive of what Season 5 is gonna be like, when they finally get there...it’ll feel like a totally different show. (Also, big FMA fan, so whenever Dub! Tomura talks, all I hear is Kimblee.)

So that’s episode 9! It’s sort of a transition/slice of life ep, so there’s really not a ton that happens. It’s quite endearing and sets up a lot of important stuff. Mostly it reminds me of the bigger things to come in the future.

BKDK Corner:

LOL at Baku blowing up over Deku being voted Class rep. He never stops thinking of you, Deku. 

“I felt like I just had to tell him.” Honesty is the cornerstone of a healthy marriage, All Might. You know that. (manga pic from Kira-Elric’s post instead of anime scene, for the highlight)

Best Girl of the Ep: Reporter Lady

Ranker: Favorite Combo Moves:

5 Hot Air (Todoroki and Inasa)

4 Meteor Fafrotskies (Uraraka and Asui)

3 Double Detroit Smash (Deku and All Might)

2 Infinite 100% Full Cowl (Deku and Eri)

1 Fire + Nitroglycerin (Bakugou and Todoroki)

[attempted-writing]

a day well spent

fandom: Homestuck setting: Earth C summary: Dave and Karkat spend the day together warnings: food, under age drinkin(?), a tonne of fluff pairings: davekat word counter: 3715 author notes: my second fic, sorry it took so long. korina is a kind of wood and i thought it would fit as a name for a background character. also, thanks to @ejusticeonthenet for helping me name the story

A gentle voice softly sounded in the bedroom as Dave woke up his boyfriend. Karkat slowly opened an eye as he saw sunlight drip though the crack between the curtains before burying his head in the fluff of the bed again. “MORNIN DAVE” a dry voice came from somewhere between the sheets. “mornin? Dude, its 1:35” the troll now sat up in bed and got distracted for a moment. He knew his boyfriend sat next to him on the bed but he didn’t count on him being that close to him and it left him flustered for a moment. After feeling himself go red in the face he said “SO? ITS NOT LIKE THER’S SOMETHING HAPPENING TODAY” Dave looked at him with a sly grin after seeing him blush like that. “eh, I thought “the weather ‘s awesome, let’s go have fun time with the dude I love most” but if you’re not up for it I just might have to ask Dirk” Karkat sighed and as he turned to his side he answered “5 more minutes” “heh, sure, but don’t forget that I’m knight of time” the only answer he got was a murmur from the sheets that sounded a bit like fuck off strider. “I’ll have your “breakfast” ready in a bit” Dave responded teasingly.

True to his word the sleepy troll came down the stairs a couple of minutes later. The smell of freshly fried egg wafted from the kitchen to the living room. Dave had started to learn how to cook after the dust settled. He had asked john for lessons who taught him how to make a couple of dishes, one of which was how to fry an egg. After that he and Karkat ate eggs for breakfast for a week straight because “he needed to practice”. Truth be told, he did get quite good at it. With a little smile Karkat walked into the kitchen “SMELLS GOOD, MAN” Dave looked up from the pan and said “thanks, honey”. Karkat quietly giggled “HEH, YOU NEVER CALL ME HONEY”. “oh no, I just needed the honey for a sec” Dave said with a teasing smirk “NICE SAFE… HONEY”.

After a healthy breakfast the two left their house and headed for the park in the centre of town. As they walked they talked, about the house, about their friends, the party Rose and Kanaya are throwing next week and other small talk until they arrived at a bench in the park. The bench was in a beautiful spot, under the canopy of a big old oak tree that stood behind it and with a view of a small river that slowly flowed between the fields and tree clusters. it was busy with a lot of people swimming, sun-bathing, children playing and couples picnicking. “WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT” Karkat said as he wiped the sweat of his forehead “ITS ALMOST LIKE IM BACK ON ALTERNIA” Dave looked at him through his old and trusty pair of shades. Ever since they arrived on earth C he had been taking them off more often. When that started happening Rose praised him to high heavens for gaining enough confidence to do so, but on an day as sunny as this one he gladly made an exception. “well it’s a good thing I talked you out of wearing that thick fucking sweater you initially insisted on wearing” he said without a hint of seriousness “HEY, THAT THING WAS VERRY COMFY ON THAT GODAMND SPACE ROCK, OK. WE CANT ALL-…” Karkat had started yelling like he usually did until he looked at Dave who just stared at him with an expression that told Karkat “it’s a joke, fucking chill”. To give his boyfriend this look Dave had taken of his sunglasses and was now holding them in his hand. “OK, OK, ILL CALM DOWN” “thanks dude, people were staring for a sec” embarrass Karkat looked around and saw no one even glancing there way. “OK, HAHA, VERRY FUNNY” the troll said looking at his boyfriend with a face of annoyance as he playfully punched him in the shoulder, who only reacted by giving him a playful and teasing giggle. Dave was still holding his shades in his hand and Karkat noticed that. “HE DAVE, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?” he asked, Dave looked at him with a questioning look “yeah sure dude, what’s up?” “WELL… I WAS… WONDERING…” he started and Dave interrupted him as he stopped after one word for three times in a row “dude, whatever it is, it won’t be awkward unless you make it” Karkat looked at the ground for a sec, looked his boyfriend straight in the eye and asked “CAN I TRY ON YOUR SUNGLASSES”. Dave fell into a fit of laughter leaving Karkat as awkward as he made it “hehe, sure man, but hehe, why was that such a weird question” Dave asked still a bit shaky with giggles as he hands him the sunglasses. “WELL, I KNOW HOW IMPORTAND THEY ARE TO YOU, WITH THEM BEING A GIFT FROM JOHN AND HAVING WORN THEM THROUGHOUT THE GAME AND STUFF” he said as he put the glasses on his nose. Dave looked at Karkat and something was off. “THIS IS WONDERFULL, NOW I GET WHY YOU USED TO WEAR EM ALL THE DAMNED TIME” Karkat said with glee on his face… “wait, you’ve never worn sunglasses?” “EEH… NO… IT WAS THE TYPE OF STUFF ONLY BLUEBLOODS COULD AFFORD AND DURING THE THREE YEARS ON THE METEOR YOU ALWAYS WORE YOURS AND EQUIUS’ ARE ALL GROSS AND SWEATY AND BROKEN AND AFTER THAT I DIDN’T DARE PUT YOURS ON WHEN YOU WERNT LOOKING…” “aww babe” Dave said and Karkat looked at him with annoyance (Dave knew babe was his least favourite thing to be called and thus he called him that occasionally to “get his goat” as Rose put it). “Can I have em back now?” Dave asked after letting Karkat enjoy the thing for a bit. “SURE” Karkat answered with a smile and proceeded to not give the glasses back… “so, will you give em now” Dave said with an acted tone of losing patience in his voice “OH, FINE” Karkat answered annoyed as he handed the pair back to Dave “they didn’t really suit you anyway” Dave said when cleaning the lenses on his shirt “BULLSHIT, I LOOKED WONDERFULL” “no, not really”. Now properly annoyed with his companion Karkat raised his voice and said “FINE, LET ME TAKE A SLEFIE WITH THE THINGS ON AND SEND IT TO KANAYA, SHE’LL BACK ME UP ON THIS” Dave saw how determent he was and said “fine, but I keep em until she answers, if she agrees with you, they’re yours for the rest of the day” Karkat looked kind of shocked at Dave almost like he didn’t expect it to be this easy, or him to let him have something that was so valuable to him even if it was only for a certain amount of time. He eventually muttered something that sounded agreeing enough and Dave gave him the glasses. Karkat quickly ran his fingers through his hair in an attempt to make it look a bit better, put the glasses on his nose and took a selfie. “good, can I have em back now” Dave asked. “HMM, NO THAT’S NO GOOD” Karkat said to himself loud enough for Dave to understand, and he snapped another selfie, and then another, and another and that went on for a couple minutes. “do you need me to take a pic?” Dave said annoyed at this point. “OH FINE, THIS ONE WILL HAVE TO DO” Karkat said to himself, send the pic to Kanaya and as he went to give Dave the glasses his phone buzzed. It was the reaction from their fashion savvy friend. “Oh Dear Lord, No, The Shape Of Those Glasses Don’t Fit Your Face At All. With Your Face Shape You Would Be Better Off With Something More Square” those were the first sentences from the message but Kanaya didn’t stop there, she went on about, colour and materials and a whole heap of fashion related info. Karkat was kind of taken aback by it. Sure, he liked clear answers that didn’t beat around the bush and that this pair wasn’t the ideal fit for him but it still left him with a bit disappointed, and Dave saw that. “guess she said no?” “YEAH… HERE ARE YOUR GLASSES BACK” Dave took the aviators and put them back were they always had been. After a bit of silence he asked “what did she write” Karkat took his phone back out and started reading the message Kanaya had sent. “ok, let’s go” Dave said as he got up from the bench. “GO WHERE” Karkat asked as his boyfriend took two steps towards the main path. The boy turned around and with a smile so cute Karkat’s heart skipped a beat answered “to get you a bitchin pair of shades, of course”.

The two walked hand in hand to the end of the park were they found a small shop selling news papers, ice creams, sun-block and other things one might want for a relaxing time at the park. The two stood in front of one of the racks with sunglasses and started looking for something that would fit Kanaya’s description. After a minute or so they narrowed it down to three. A pair of fake black wayfarers, a pair that was half plastic with a faux tortoise shell look and half metal, and a pair of rectangular see-through with mirroring glasses. “WHICH DO YOU LIKE” the crabby boy asked and his companion answered “well not those, that’s for damn sure” he spoke as he pointed at the see through  with mirroring glasses. “WHY NOT THOSE?” “Couse every time I look at you I don’t wanna be reminded of my own fuckin face. I’ve seen enough Daves for a lifetime” he added with a grin. “WELL OK, NOT THOSE I GUESS” “how about those” Dave said wile pointing at the half plastic model. Karkat put them on and looked at Dave “they work I guess” he said with a tone in his voice that sounded like he wasn’t sold on the them. Karkat looked at the little mirror above the rack. “OH HELL NO, I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOOL” Karkat said maybe just a little bit too loud. “guess that only leaves one, huh” “YEAH, I GUESS” the two agreed. Karkat put the wayfarer copy on his nose and looked at the mirror and then at Dave and they both agreed  again and went to the checkout. “these please” Dave said handing the shop keep the glasses. “ah, yes, these sell like hot cakes” the man said to just start some banter with customers “they sell so well, a new shipping arrived this morning”. “oh ok, anything interesting with that shipment?” Dave asked politely. He was still kind of new to the “polite banter at the till” thing due to bro’s lousy attempt at raising a kid. After they arrived on earth C Rose and Kanaya had taken him clothing shopping a couple of times and after he was very rude to the personnel in the first shop they went to, the two girls gave him the speech of a lifetime. “oh yes, of course” the man answered enthusiastically “you see, the colours are always the first to go, so that’s what the biggest part of it is” now Dave moved closer to the man behind the counter and whispered something to him and the man nodded “yes I have those, I’ll be right back sir” and he walked off through a door. “WHAT DID YOU ASK” Karkat said to Dave who with a tease in his voice answered “you’ll see”. After a moment the man came back “sorry it took so long, they were all the way at the bottom of the box” he said as he put a pair of sunnies on the counter similar to those Dave just gave him but this one had a bright red frame. Karkat looked at the glasses and then to Dave… and back to the glasses and now to the shop keep. “just out of curiosity, how often do you sell this color to trolls” Dave asked while looking at Karkat “oh very often, in fact I think they are a lot more popular with trolls than with humans… is there a problem, sirs?” Karkat looked at the thing and back to Dave until eventually “SIGH, OK”. Dave looked at him with an adoring smile as he gave the man the boon dollars asked for the thing. With a grin on their faces and a greetings from the shop keep the two walked back into the park.

The two walked in a comfortable silence until they reached a fountain where Dave said “oh dude, this is the perfect spot” Karkat, kicked from his thoughts asked “FOR WHAT?” “a picture of course, we’re gonna need to show Kan we put her advice to good use”. It might have been a hobby of Dave’s years ago but he still took photography very serious. Karkat had never seen Dave quite this exited. He watched as his boyfriend walk around checking the lighting and walking back and forth between a couple of places ‘hey Karkat, mind getting over there for a sec?’ Dave spoke kicking Karkat from his adoring daydream. ‘OH, SURE’ he quickly answered trying to act as natural as he could and failing. He walked over to the spot that was pointed out and Dave started messing about with the phone until he said “ok, smile”. Karkat was rather uncomfortable. It just felt strange, this whole situation. He thought it would just be a simple picture with a simple phone and Dave was treating it as high art or something. While Karkat was zoning out again Dave had gotten up, drew a line in the dirt path were he had first been and walked over to him. Karkat snapped out of thought as Dave wrapped his arms around him. He started blushing a bit and a moment later asked in a hushed voice “eeh, Dave, why?” “Couse you were somewhere else” Dave said as he lifted his head from Karkat’s shoulder and looked him straight in the face as he felt his face go red. “will you now smile for the camera?” Dave asked still hugging the troll “…yeah …sure” he eventually replied. Dave walked back to the place he had marked, got on one knee and took a picture of the awkwardly smiling Karkat. After a couple of pictures Dave asked him to strike a pose. Karkat made a flexing pose as awkward as his smile. “next pose” Dave said and Karkat struck a new pose a bit more confident this time and his confidence grew every time Dave had asked for a new pose. This continued for a while until Dave said all t the good lighting was gone. That made Karkat look up and only then noticed the sun had crept behind the tall trees surrounding the fountain.

They walked to the exit of the park and talked about what to do next. “I was thinking we could go to a restaurant and score some food n’ drinks n’ stuff” “NAH, I DON’T REALY FEEL LIKE IT… THER’S A MOVIE ON LATER TONIGHT I’D LIKE TO SEE”. Dave looks at his boyfriend a bit disappointed “aww dude, I was looking forward to taking you out to dinner” Karkat sighs “OK, HOW BOUT THIS. WE STEAL TEREZI’S THING AND FLIP A COIN”. Dave agrees with a nod and hands Karkat a coin. Karkat flips the coin and as the piece of metal twirls through the air Dave says heads. Karkat catches the thing and shows the result, it came up heads. The two walk to the centre of town. Dave noticed that Karkat was deep in thought again “how bout you pick the place” the troll boy looked up at his matesprit and with a friendly smile he answered “SURE”. They strolled through a street filled with shops, cafés and restaurants and people looking through the store windows, having drinks right outside café’s and people having a good time in general. The pair walked until Karkat stopped in front of a sign that read

“Tony’s Italian cuisine

- Pizza 10$

- Spaghetti 8 $

- Lasagne 12:50

Bar open after 7 o’clock

No reservation needed”

Karkat looked at Dave and before he could get a word out Dave said “looks good to me”. The two enter the restaurant and took a place. “WHAT IS LASADGNEY?” Karkat asked Dave who looked up with a smirk and answered “Dunno, but lasagne is a pile of dough leaves separated with tomato sauce”. Karkat question wasn’t really answered by this but at least he now had some idea of what he could get himself into. A waitress appeared, introduced herself as Korina and asked for their orders. Dave decided on pizza right away, it’s one of his favourite dishes but Karkat hesitated for a moment until he asked her the same question he asked Dave. After an explanation that was a bit more in depth Karkat’s decision was made, he was having lasagne. The waitress asked “would you like a drink while you wait?” Dave looked at the menu one more time and said “I’ll have a beer” Karkat looked at Dave and said “I’m having what he’s having” a moment later she returned with two cold beers, foaming white on top and a pale yellow shining through the fogged up glass. The two talked a bit till the drink was half gone and the waitress returned with the food and after having warned Karkat that not just his dinner but also the bowl it was served in was hot, the two dug in.

After the plates were cleaned the two had desert with ice cream and when all the food was gone it was about 7:30. “wanna move to the bar” Karkat’s eyes shot up from the table straight to Dave’s eye’s. Dave had taken his sunglasses off right when they walked through the door of the restaurant and after having peeked into the red eyes of his boyfriend for a moment he answered “SURE”. The two did just that and sat at the end of the bar with Dave between Karkat and the wall which was adorned with beautiful pictures of the Italian country side. A waiter came over to them and took the order of two more beer. They talked about this and that until a couple of glasses were emptied and the two started to feel the effects of the drink. Karkat once again was lost in thought and Dave was just about done with that. “ok dude… you’f been, zoning out all vucking day… what’s up” Dave said as Karkat slowly turned his head to try and keep it from spinning. Trolls react differently to alcohol than humans, it effects the balancing organs earlier but on the other hand they don’t feel “drunk” quite as quick. Karkat sighed and with the same motion closed his eyes. “IT’Z NO USE SAYING IT’Z NOTHIN RIGHT?” a little smile played around Dave’s mouth when he answered “nope” “SIGH… FINE, FINE.” The crabby boy muttered “DO YOU… D’YOU EVER WONDER HOW ZHE VUCK YOU GOT WERE YOU ARE IN LIFE…” Dave looked at Karkat with a raised eyebrow but Karkat continues “AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE PEOPLE YOU’RE WIV… AND JUST… YOU JUST” Dave started tapping his fingers with annoyance but still Karkat hasn’t shut up. “AND THE THINGS YOU DO TOGETHER AND… THE LOOK ON THEYRE FACE WHEN… WHEN…” Dave has had enough of this useless muttering “spit it out Vantas”. Karkat tore his eyes from his boyfriends and looked at the 2/3s gone glass of beer in front of him “SIGH… HOW DID AN ASSHOLE LIKE ME GET THIS CLOSE TO AN AMAZING PERSON LIKE YOU” he spoke as his eyes started getting teary. Dave just sat there. Looking at Karkat with a happy, tender and intoxicated smile. Till one word escaped his lips “dude”. Karkat looked him straight in the eye and made Dave tear up as well. The two without saying one more word got up at exactly the same moment and hugged like they rarely did before. With this face buried in Dave’s shirt Karkat whispered “I just love you so vucking much” and Dave answered with a similar, shaky and tear riddled voice “I love you too man”. Some other patrons saw the hug and looked on endeared. The two employers who happened to be at the other end of the bar whispered to each other “oh that’s cute… we’re going to have to stop serving em aren’t we?”

But it wasn’t necessary to stop serving them because after the two had finished their glasses, payed the tab and left with their arms around each other’s shoulders. When they got home it was just passed 10 o clock. “it’z a bit early to go to bed isn’t it” Karkat looked up from taking off his shoes “WELL, ZHERE IS THIS ROMCOM I WANTED TO SEE… WE COULD WATCH THAT” “you know what, sure”. they sat themselves down on the couch with some snacks and something to drink that wasn’t alcoholic and when they got to the channel that broadcasted the movie they found it had only just begun. It was a troll movie so it was all new to Dave but Karkat had seen it 10 times already but it’s one of his favourites, so he wanted to see it again. the two fell asleep during one of the commercial breaks with Dave resting his head on Karkat’s lap and Karkat with his arm across Dave’s chest. Dave woke up in the dead of night. The movie was long over and the channel was now broadcasting infomercials. He looked at Karkat who was in a deep sleep. He turned the tv off, lifted Karkat off the couch and put him in bed, got in next to him and fell in a deep and dreamless sleep.

[bwicblog]

05/06/17

BB: [ He//o he//o everyone ]

LC: [ Hello. ] LC: [ This asteroid sighting didn't hold much so far. ]

ID: hey it might be winding up to kill us all. maybe it has performance anxiety.

LC: [ That would be a strange thing for an asteroid to have since theYY are not sentient beings. ] LC: [ At least, scientificallYY no such thing is confirmed. ]

ID: hey, never know. until it's too late. and the sentient meteor is killing us.

LC: [ Well there are no confirmed sentient rocks, so hopefullYY this rock is no different. ]

ID: i believe in this meteor's intelligence. =:P

LC: [ I will inform YYou about it's intelligence once we get through this... hopeful "scare". ] LC: [ I prefer wishful thinking in this scenario. ]

ID: or maybe it's smart and it's just messing with us and will go fuck off back to space after it gets bored.

LC: [ If it manages to escape the gravitational pull of the planet (which is unlikelYY), then it would. ]

ID: you just like putting down this poor meteor.

LC: [ That's more of a science factoid, if I had anYY power over it I'd send it on it's waYY back to space - so everYYone stopped freaking out about the end of the world. ]

ID: yeah, well. the fleet failed us and hopefully we won't all die for their mistake.

LC: [ HopefullYY. ]

AA: omggg, dnw abt the meteorn, 'kay. AA: it is pernf chill. H E L L A chill.

ID: how drunk/high are you sip. =:/

ID: i assume you went to the party.

AA: went out into the crneepy fucking light and didn't even get my globes bleeding. >:}

AA: uh. AA: uhhhhhhh.

AA: scale of one to ten??

LC: [ I have a suspicion on that scale, that will be an eleven. ]

LA: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LA: WE'LL BE FINE.

ID: oh hey another yellowblood. sip don't end up doing anything stupid like waking up in a dumpster.

ID: or i'll laugh.

ID: so hard.

AA: AA: oh, shit, i was typing

ID: man your dumpster fire is just raging out of control.

LC: [ I assume such... incident happened before with them? ]

AA: i'm not gonna end up in a dumpstern, jeeeeeeez. AA: stfu stfu stfu. >:P AA: mind honey tea, brnah, i ain't sparnky, it doesn't do anything.

AA: n, hads is just fussy.

ID: i'm not fussy, you're just a dumpster fire.

LA: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN A DUMPSTER FOR!!! LA: DID YOU LOSE A FIGHT WITH THE DUMPSTER GODS OR WHAT!!!

AA: yrn D A D is a dumpstern firne.

BB: [We'// be fiiiine ]

ID: my dad is great and you are forever a dumpster fire.

ID: no she'll end up in the dumpster because she's ingesting toxins.

LC: [ I will personallYY keep observing this asteroid for short periods of time. Even with darkened lenses, it's painful to look at it for too long. ]

BB: [ A /itt/e bit of fun never wound up with TOO much troub/e ]

LA: WELL THAT'S MORE OF A HER PROBLEM IF SHE'S EATING BLACKBERRIES LA: DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP WORRY ABOUT THE BIG FIREROCK LA: IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT LA: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

AA: oh my god. fi you wernen't chilling in yrn fancy trnap, you'd totes be outherne too, don't play. >:P AA: therne's so many ppl out!!

BB: [ And see? /C is keeping an eye on the meteor ]

ID: i mean i wouldn't be getting high.

BB: [ I'm out rn too ]

ID: and i'm out of the tub eating stolen snacks right now.

LC: [ I was out earlier, but if YYou are out, take care of YYour own sight if YYou can. ]

LA: BUT ARE YOU NAKED

AA: gj, bb, parntying is AA: AA: ????????????????????

ID: of course i'm naked.

LA: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TUB BESIDES BE NAKED AND EAT SNACKS

LA: AND TRAINING TO EAT YOUR ENEMIES I GUESS

BB: [ We// I know some things ]

BB: [ Best not to say in pub/ic though ]

ID: i put all my clothes in the hotel washing units.

LA: THE WHAT

AA: arne you wanderning the hotel naked??

LA: THE FUCK IS A HOTEL

AA: you arne the fucking dumpstern firne.

AA: it's you.

AA: yrn it!!

LC: [ Let's not go there. ] LC: [ I wanted to saYY that depending on the size of the tub - swimming. But that would classiffYY as a pool. ]

BB: [ I'm actua//y gonna go buy snacks now, ID made me hungry ]

ID: i had a robe for my forays out of my room!

ID: you high mess of a troll.

BB: [ Suggestions are we/come, I never know what I want when I reach the store ]

LA: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS HOTEL BUSINESS TO ME!!!

ID: you're welcome bb.

BB: [ A hote/ is a p/ace you can pay to spend the day in a private room ]

ID: hotels are where you stay when traveling when you have money.

BB: [ Among other things such as free food, wifi, /aundry facilities, sometimes gyms ]

LA: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON A ROOM WHEN YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HIVES

LC: [ UsuallYY the more expensive ones. Motels tend to be cheaper. ]

LC: [ Uhm, because not everYYone breaks into other's hives and tries to kick them out. ]

BB: [ I hate staying in other peop/e's hives ]

ID: you never know when a hive is going to be boobytrapped.

LA: WELL FUCK THAT LA: AGGIE AIN'T GETTING A HIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE STEALING HERS

LC: [ I agree with ID*. ]

BB: [ Other peop/e's hives can be dirty too ]

AA: it's the wronst. othern ppls hives. like. supern fucking wornst. AA: also, no, u, hads. >:{

AA: they'rne always dirnty!! no one knows how to fucking clean.

ID: definitely you sips. definiteeellyyy.

AA: like, nnnnnnnnnnn,put away yrn trnash, you got a bin forn a rneason.

BB: [ Exact/y AA ]

LC: [ Depends on the hive.]

ID: go drink some fucking water or something. what do you do when you're high to stop being high?

ID: do that.

LA: SO??? LOTS OF PLACES ARE DIRTY LA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

BB: [ You have to wait it out ]

AA: dude, yrn in a hotel. like. acrnss the continent. AA: forn like. some weirnd fairne shit you don't even do. that's, like. AA: way morne rnanks in hot mess than me, tyvm.

AA: and i have watern!

AA:

AA: i haaaaaad watern. >:?

LA: IS EVERYONE SCARED OF DIRT OR WHAT LA: BECAUSE DIRT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF SCARY LA: IT'S MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF ANTS

ID: oh my god.

ID: go find a new water. that's still sealed you utter waste of space.

LC: [ LA, given that dirt comes with mYY job, I am not. ]

BB: [ Dirt is fine, but dirty hives have worse things ]

LC: [ Then again, I prefer to keep things clean and tidYY. And have them as organized as I can have them. ]

LA: SEE BLUEREGARD Q KAZOO TAKE TWO GETS IT

ID: hahaha what.

LC: [ Pardon? ]

BB: [ What's your job /C? ]

LA: DIRT IS JUST DIRT I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES WHEN IT'S ON YOUR STUFF

LC: [ Mapmaker, cartographer, also generallYY travelling alot due to that. ]

BB: [ Oh wow sugar, that's rea//y coo/ ] BB: [ I've never met a mapmaker ]

LC: [ Thanks. ] LC: [ And well YYeah obviouslYY LA. Some trolls are ickYY about it in general. ]

AA: hads. haaaads. i bought watern. AA: and it's, like, M A RN O O N, too, just, like, forn you. >:}

ID: ...if it's maroon it isn't water.

AA: oh my god. >:{

AA: it is watern!!

LC: [ Water isn't maroon coloured. ]

ID: water is clear.

BB: [ AA if you need water or something I'd run you some. You near the Winter/ands at a//? ]

AA: lmfao, nooo. AA: not unless i get on a whale forn a day.

AA: i cn totes get on a whale forn a day, tho.

LA: WATER IS ANY COLOR WATER WANTS TO BE

LA: EVER SEEN WATER FULL OF MUD

AA: la gets it.

LA: IT TURNS ALL SORTS OF COLORS

AA: my watern doesn't have mud, omfg. >:{!

ID: sip you're supposed to be going this way, not whereever that other place is.

LA: WHAT DOES IT HAVE

BB: [ We// I don't think you'// want to come a// the way here by wha/e for some water bott/es ]

ID: take a picture of your water already.

LA: WHAT'S A WHALE!!!

LC: [ LA, that only happens if you mix it with various goods that colour it. But normallYY it's clear. ]

ID: oh my god is la like 2.

LA: AND WHY DOES IT HAVE MUD WATER

LA: I'M HOWEVER OLD I FEEL LIKE

ID: so 2.

LA: SURE WHY NOT

LA: ADD 6 AND A HALF TO THAT THOUGH

LA: AND THEN YOU WON'T BE WRONG

LC: [ Well Hadean, theYY might lack knowledge on basic things. ]

LA: NO

LA: IT'S MORE LIKE

LA: I DON'T REALLY CARE

LC: [ Not trYYing to implYY theYY are stupi-- Oh. ]

LA: IF IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY LIFE THEN WHY SHOULD I

LC: [ Well then. ]

ID: see lc. i know my idiots when i see one.

LA: HAHA

LA: YOU'RE FUNNY

LA: I LIKE YOU

LC: [ Figures. ]

BB: [ B/ess their pump ] BB: [ They just wanna be wi/d ]

LA: DAMN STRAIGHT

LC: [ Well I know a troll who is wild, but also reallYY reckless. ] LC: [ And she just got too much energYY in general. ]

LA: THE HUNT FOR THE WILD WORKS LESS WELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILD

LC: [ If that's YYour stYYle, then I guess. ]

LC: [ Not everYYone rolls that waYY. ]

BB: [ That's so true, I don't care about anything e/se when I hunt ]

LA: TRY IT SOMETIME IT'S GREAT

LC: [ Are YYou two happen to be hunters, or got other professions that's related to it? ]

LA: WHY WOULD I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH PROVING I'M NOT A WRIGGLER TO STRANGERS IN A CHAT LA: WHEN I COULD JUST GO AND SHOOT ATEMIA'S NEW CHAMPION HAHA

LA: I'M A MUSICIAN THANK YOU

BB: [ I carve bone, hunting just makes it easier to do that ]

AA: ugh, ppl keep talking. AA: hads, wtf you want a pic of my watern forn? >:\

AA: dnw abt my watern. AA: how arne you even paying forn yrn hot?

ID: to see if it's water.

ID: i had a job. and now no one is here to charge me.

LA: OH I DO THAT SOMETIMES LA: THAT'S COOL BB

BB: [ I /ove it! I do a /ot of beads and jewe/ry, but I'// carve just about anything asked of me ]

LC: [ Ah, I see. ]

LC: [ That's nice, BB. ]

BB: [ I a/so do interior decorating ]

LA: I LIKE THIS ONE TOO LA: GOOD BLUEBLOOD LA: GOOD ALLY LA: WOULD ADVENTURE

BB: [ I am a/ways down for an adventure ;] ]

AA: ??? AA: what job??

LC: [ That's a good thing, BB. ]

LC: [ Ah, thanks as well LA. ]

ID: i looked so trustworthy i was given the task to deliver a very suspicious package to a very suspicious area.

LA: COOL LET'S PARTY LA: HEAD DOWN MY WAY FOR A REAL FUN TIME

ID: or maybe it was because i looked so strange that if i ran off with the package i'd be easy to track down.

BB: [ What kind of party? ]

ID: either way, i got paid.

LA: A HUNTING PARTY DUH

LA: THE BEST KIND

BB: [ Sounds good, what game do you hunt? ]

LC: [ Well, I prefer knowing others first before I'd dive head-in for adventures. ]

LC: [ I hope that's no big deal, LA. ]

LA: GIANT BEASTS LA: TRESPASSERS LA: FALSE FOREST DEITIES

LA: AWWW FINE LA: HOW BOOOORING

LC: [ ... Trespassers. ]

LA: WELL YOU'RE NOT TRESPASSING IF YOU'RE INVITED

BB: [ Hmmm maybe once we rea//y get to know each other ] BB: ;]

LC: [ So, people who break into YYour territoritYY or. Just trolls who need to get through there. ]

LA: EYYYYYYY

LA: GIVE ME A SHOUT SOMETIME

AA: oh, shit. that's a good job. AA: i guess. >:}

LA: YOU ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS FAIR MAPMAKER

ID: it was the best job. this place is alright.

ID: are you drinking your not-water.

ID: that i'm hoping is juice and not. more drugs.

AA: y. oh. shit. you wanted a picturne, rnight?

LC: [ Do I? I don't think I asked that manYY. ]

AA: omggg, haha, why so het the fuck up abt honey? AA: i don't spaaaaarnk. it's nbd.

LA: WAY TOO MANY

LA: LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP BUDDY

AA has attached NOTBOOZE.PNG.

ID: enough of it can still kill you now can't it?

ID: well it's not water but keep drinking it.

LA: SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!! AND SEE IF IT SCREAMS BACK!!!!

BB: [ AA knows what a good time is ]

LC: [ Well, given the current situation, I am positive everYYone is covered in the brightness of this asteroid. ]

LA: OH YEAH IT LOOKS AWESOME

LC: [ Well I'd hope the void won't scream back. ]

LA: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HEADED MY WAY EITHER

AA: n, it can't, bc i don't have the AA: AA: rncepetorns forn that. >:P

LA: SOMETIMES IT DOES LA: THE VOID IS AWESOME

ID: well it can still make you do stupid things. obviously.

ID: so try to sober up and not get culled by any lunatics.

LA: NO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME BETTER DRINKS

LA: TRY THE HONEY MEAD IT'S GREAT

ID: definitely don't listen to la.

LA: DEFINITELY LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ YYou just want AA to get more drunk and do stupid things, don't YYou. ]

AA: hads. haaaaads. AA: am not gonna get culled by lunatics. you fucking losern. AA: will you stop frnetting like my lusus if i, like AA:

LA: HONEY MEAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

AA: ..... idk do something lame

LA: BUT OTHERWISE LA: DUH

ID: go to where ever you're staying. that's the lamest.

ID: crawl in your coon. supppeeerrr lame.

AA: if i crnawl into my coon, i can't talk to you, so n. >:P AA: trny agaiiiiiiin.

AA: also, honey mead is fucking lame. AA: being drnunk is fucking lame.

AA: sozzzz.

LA: YOU'RE MISSING OUT

LC: [ That's true AA, I am glad YYou agree on that. ]

ID: well you can still go back to your room or whatever. that's lame.

ID: and you can still talk. and have regular fucking water instead of dyed shit.

AA: lmfao, fiiiiine, okay, w/e. AA: i will rneturn to my supern lame hive-cage-rnoom thing. AA: and, like, N O T bake in the frneaky light.

ID: thatta dumpster fire.

AA: stooooop. >:} AA: did you grnow gills btw.

ID: alas, no. so no cutting me open. i live another night.

LA: CAN YOU SHOOT A WHALE

LC: [ WhYY would YYou shoot a whale. ]

AA: rnifp. why you gotta klil all my fun, dude?

AA: and

AA: y!

AA: you can totes shoot a whale.

LA: SWEET

AA: orn, like, punch it.

LA: WHERE DO YOU FIND WHALES

AA: do you wanna shoot a whale?

LC: [ Well of course YYou can, but whYY would YYou do that. ]

AA: therne's one at the docking bay rn.

LC: [ ... In the ocean. ]

AA: in the sky!

LA: WELL WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SHOOT A WHALE

ID: i'm sorry my lack of gills is so disappointing. =:'(

LA: AHA!!!!

LA: THEY FLY AND THEREFORE LA: THEY CAN BE SHOT

AA: it's totes disappointinggg. AA: i want you to be, like, special and fucking unique. >:P

LC: [ I have not YYet seen a flYYing whale. ]

LC: [ Where did YYou see one AA. ]

AA: like idk a prnime-time boss mob.

ID: i'm not unique enough already? psh.

AA: we got 'em at hanhai. it's, like

AA: a shipping. company

AA: ??

LC: [ ... So are theYY a mascot of a shipping companYY. ]

AA: nooo, you crnawl in theirn mouth and rnide in 'em.

ID: no, they're actual damn whales.

LC: [ ... Well I have YYet to come across with them, I guess. ]

AA: lmfao, i'm not fucking lying.

AA: i'll get you pics. >:}

LC: [ Please do. ]

ID: they're fucking weird.

AA: do you like.

AA: want pics of the outisde, orn the inside??

ID: ...you aren't getting on the whale are you.

AA: ....

AA: ........ well, do you want me to, like, stab a hole thrnough it? >:\

LC: [ Uhm. Do YYou have pre-existing photos so YYou don't need to get on the whale right now? ]

AA: y, but the lighting is like way coolern rnight now. it's, like, all glowy-y and shit. AA: it'll look p fucking sweet.

AA: in orn out, dude??

ID: why are you getting on a whale. =:I

AA: why arne you trnying to say i'm not allowed to get on a whale? >:1

ID: i'm asking why you're getting on the whale when i thought you were going to your room. duh.

AA: oh. lmao. AA: sozzz.

AA: to get pics of the inside, duhhh. except, like, if lc doesn't wan t'em, w/e, w/e.

ID: they don't want them. get to your room instead.

ID: and send pics of it.

ID: mine is better i bet. =:P

AA: !!!

AA: lmfao, no, it is not.

ID: pp or you're wrong, you know the rules.

AA: mine has my lusus. that uto makes it, like, 10x bettern, dude.

AA: bc he's fucking adornbs. >:}

ID: pp or you're wrong~ =:P =:P =:P

LC: [ Now YYou are setting up a challenged to AA and theYY will go on the whale, Hadean. ]

ID: no, the challenge is posting pics of their room and their lusus.

LC: [ I'd prefer them from the outside. More useful - visuals-wise. ]

LA: NOT IF I SHOOT THE WHALE FIRST

ID: because they aren't going to fucking fly away and leave their lusus.

LC: [ Oh. I have misread then in that case - mYY apologies. ]

AA: do not shoot my fucking whale.

AA: >:{

LA: I WILL SHOOT A WHALE DAMN IT

LA: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON IT

AA: and AA: yeah, n, am not ditching bennui, he'd get eaten, dnw. herne's yrn whale pic, lc.

AA: look upon the whale and W E E P.

LA: I WILL SHOOT EVERY GODDAMN WHALE OUT OF THE SKY

AA has posted WHATDOESTHEWHALESAY.JPEG, CRITICALWHALE.JPEG, WHALEACTUALLY.JPEG

ID: okay pics obtained, now we need room pics and lusus pics. chop chop, less typing more walking.

SA: please don't shoot the sky whales. they are good.

LA: STARTING WITH THAT ONE!!!!

LC: [ Thanks, AA. ] LC: [ LA, what if YYou happen to shoot one that falls upon YYou? ]

AA: they arne so good, sa.

LA: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS HER KILL DOWN ON HER OWN HEAD

AA: they'rne, ike, the best fucking things evern. look at that shit. it is P RN E C.

LC: [ It could happen to absolutelYY anYYone, so I am just asking. ]

AA: .. and okay, y, walking. W A L K I N G. don't lose yrn horns, hads, jeez.

ID: my horns will remain on my head. and above my head i guess.

LA: BITCH PLEASE I AM A MUCH BETTER SHOT THAN THAT

LA: I KNOW HOW NOT TO BRING THINGS ON MY HEAD

LC: [ That sounds like something a troll would saYY who actuallYY brings trouble on their own head. ]

ID: ^^^^

LA: YOU COULD ALWAYS COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH ME

LA: I DON'T BITE

LC: [ I am good. ]

LA: DID NOBODY TEACH YOU NOT TO REFUSE A LADY'S POLITE REQUEST COW EYES

SA: the shouting implies you bite, admittedly.

SA: Yern, you're back.

LC: [ Well, I should have said: I am good, but thanks for the offer. ] LC: [ Last time I checked I had no such eYYes. ]

LC: [ AdmittedlYY, I am. ]

LA: WHAT SHOUTING???

LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

LC: [ So, do YYou shout at others when YYou talk to them face-to-face? ]

LA: OF COURSE NOT!! LA: BUT THEY KEEP SAYING I DO

LA: I DON'T KNOW WHY

LC: [ Well, I wonder whYY. ]

LA: I'M JUST TALKING NORMALLY

AA: good newwwws. AA: i am at my hotel. >:}

LC: [ Sweet. ]

AA: bad news, i totes lost the goddamn fucking ky.

ID: ohhh my god.

ID: =:/ is there any staff around.

LC: [ That's unfortunate. ]

ID: if not. find a cart. should be a master key on it you can use.

ID: if so. ask for another damn key.

AA: i'm not gonna ask 'em for a key.

AA: and have 'em be like "omgggg, you lost yrn key, that's so sad." AA: B O RN I N G.

AA: i am going to

AA: P I C K T H E L O C K.

LA: BLAST THE LOCK OPEN

AA: ...

ID: ...i bet you you can't get it picked in five minutes.

AA: i am going to P U N CH O F F T H E L O CK. >:}

ID: no you fucking aren't.

LC: [ But YYou'd need to paYY for the damage if YYou do that. ]

LA: GO GO GO

LA: PUNCH THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!

ID: i bet that you couldn't pick it sip.

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

ID: unless you're too scared.

ID: that is.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

AA: lmfaooo, lc, i'm like

AA: i can totes pay forn the damage.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

AA: i could totes buy this hotel, if i wanted, j s yk.

LA: BUY THE HOTEL ON THE WHALE

ID: but can you pick a lock.

LC: [ While I am aware, it might leave YYou with a room that got a busted door and no waYY of locking it for the daYYtime. ]

AA: >:{ AA: i can totally pick a lock!!

ID: prooove it.

ID: unless you can't.

LA: OH COME ON AA LA: YOU ONLY LIVE A SHORT TIME BEFORE THE GODS SHOOT YOU DOWN

LA: SO PICK THAT LOCK

LA: AND REGRET NOTHING

AA: i am pciknig it rn, stfu.

AA: also that totes isn't how gods wornk, god.

AA: lrn2rnleigion.

AA: >:P

LA: THAT'S HOW MINE WORK LA: HASHTAG OR WHATEVER RUDE

SA: #

ID: also if you pick that lock and then discover the key in your back pocket. i will not be pleased.

AA: yrn gods suck, then, sozzzz.

LA: MY GODS ARE AWESOME AND I ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THEY SUCK

LA: BECAUSE I AM NOT AN INSECURE ASS

AA: okay, you A L S O suck.

AA: >:}

LA: WHAT'S YOUR POINT

LA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY POINTS LA: YOU'RE JUST TRYING FOR A REACTION

ID: sip is also high so. you're fighting a disable opponent. go back to bugging prisma.

ID: or the blueblood.

SA: please do not fight me. I am military trained.

AA: yrn not wornth making actual points, bb. gotta be, like, morne enterntaining than just shouting.

AA: !!

SA: I heavily discourage this.

AA: what sornt of militarny trnained?

LA: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SHOUTING LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

ID: i meant verbal fighting prisma hold back there.

SA: Oh.

SA: Yes. alright.

AA: i totally mean physical fighting.

AA: gimme yrn deets.

SA: I--

AA: i want yrn deets.

SA: No.

ID: oh my god sip you can't even pick a lock let alone fight fucking /no/.

AA: A L L T H E D E E -- whyyyyyyy. >:{

AA: i am picking the lock!! stfu, omfg.

LA: BITE THE LOCK

ID: is it open yet? no? then you aren't picking it.

ID: you're just stabbing it.

LC: [ Don't bite the lock. Also I'd rather not dwell into phYYsical fighting, but I am glad there won't be anYY of that. ]

SA: biting the lock seems highly impractical.

SA: at that point you may as well kick the door down.

LA: BY THE WAY I'M LEAVING LA: I HAVE TO GO SHOOT MY FRIEND'S PARAMOUR UNTIL IT DIES LA: BYEEEEE~

LA: I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL COW EYES HEHE

SA: ...their lover?

LC: [ Well then. ] LC: [ Biting the lock would most likelYY end up as a teeth-breaking experience. ] LC: [ Don't ask. I have no idea. ]

ID: i think we can all agree la is weird as fuck.

LC: [ I feel like meeting them face-to-face would end up in a fight. ]

ID: they'd probably try eating you. or some shit.

LC: [ Given how theYY kept going on about shooting things. ]

LC: [ I am positive theYY'd trYY to shoot me first. ]

SA: cannibalism is more common on this planet than people realize.

SA: it's pathetic.

SA: LC, not getting shot is simple.

SA: just don't.

ID: ^^^^

LC: [ Well I won't go out of mYY waYY to meet her. ] LC: [ it's not among mYY plans. ]

SA: especially amongst indigos and fuchsias, but i suppose that is rude to say.

LC: [ YYou are not wrong, though. And it genuinelYY unnerves me, to be honest. ]

ID: they get away with the most shit so. of course it's them.

SA: i like to call them assclowns.

SA: if they want to be clowns so bad.

SA: anyways.

ID: i like you prisma. you're alright.

SA: I appreciate this.

LC: [ To be fair, YYou aren't lYYing about them Prisma. ]

SA: a shame.

AA: yesss, clown rnagging.

AA: A+.

ID: how goes the lock picking?

LC: [ Did YYou manage to get into YYour room? ] LC: [ And uh well. We are just stating the truth. ]

SA: did you bite the lock?

AA: i bit the lock!

AA: do not bite fucking locks.

AA: but i am I N. >:}

ID: good. pp.

ID: also did you break any teeth.

LC: [ I'd saYY I can't believe YYou bit the lock, but I'd be lYYing if I did. ]

AA has attached _THEBESTDAD.PNG!_ It is a hummingbird lusus sitting in a bowl of sugar water. It is on fire.

AA: ofc i bit the lock. it was fucking sassing me. >:P AA: why have teeth if you can't bite shit??

SA: Why -- why is it-- wh

AA: ???

ID: oh my god is that to scale. is it really that tiny.

AA: he fits in the centern of my palm!!

ID: it's. sorta cute.

SA: Fire?

AA: he is fucking adornbs. brnb lemme get a pic of him forn scale.

AA: y!

AA: ... if he'll fucking hold still.

ID: does he burn you.

AA has attached PIC23405934059345.JPEG! It's a blurry picture of the same hummingbird lusus, sitting in the palm of her hand. He is still on fire, with fire pooling over the edge of her fingers.

AA: y. he is totes burning the shit out of me rn. AA: that's how parnenting wornks, rnight.

AA: just B U RN N T H E M?? >:}

ID: i mean it's hard to imagine something that little parenting without a little burning.

SA: it's cute but why is it not roasting to death.

SA: should you perhaps put them down.

AA: naaaaah, he totes can burn the shit outta me. AA: rnemind me and i'll show you the spots, they'rne wicked gnarnly.

AA: it's psi, losern. AA: yrn yellow, arnen't you a sparnkplug?? >:} you know how it goes.

ID: noted. =:P all about the gnarly.

SA: are you pyrokinetic?

SA: I'm puzzled. Where did this conversation go.

AA: whaaaaaaat. no.

SA: No, I do not know how it goes. My lusus never was.

AA: wtf would i be pyrnokinetic?

AA: he's a firnestarntern. i'm a totes flatscan, dude. >:}

ID: i wish my lusus had psi. he'd look kickass with a floating horn of his own.

AA: he, being, like, the birnd. AA: not hads.

AA: cut off parnt of yrn horn and float it forn him!

ID: hard pass.

AA: selfish. >:{

ID: also sorry on the no lusus thing prisma.

SA: it's fine, I wasn't attached to them anyways.

ID: at least you're sobering up enough to not be spelling everything wrong sip. =:P

SA: Yes, that is appreciated.

SA: It makes it much easier to understand although I still don't.

AA: lmao, fuck off. >:P i wish i brnought some honey w/ me. i have, like. AA: the wornst goddamn panache. AA: and this watern sucks.

AA: and AA: wtf don't you undernstand??

AA: dd!

AA: ddddddddddd

SA: Pinache for what?

AA: spinach? what?

ID: get some real water.

SA: I... no..

ID: pan-ache prisma.

ID: her head hurts.

SA: oh.

SA: then why not say headache?

ID: because it's lowblood slang.

AA: bc we'rne not coldbloods. >:} what'rne you, clown-rnaised??

ID: also known as the best kind of slang.

SA: I mean, yes, technically i was raised by highbloods.

SA: if you want to become extremely critical about it.

ID: well that explains everything.

SA: but realistically no.

AA: hahaha, wow. it sucks 2 be yellow.

SA: Oh no, I talk this way for a different reason.

SA: anyways.

SA: I feel very strange amongst all of you, but it's nice.

SA: I'm sorry i am an oddity.

AA: dnw, dnw. yrn qt. AA: we will teach you ourn ways.

ID: yellows are just warm enough to have psi, just cold enough to live long enough to fuck with. it's their curse.

ID: we're all odd in our own ways! sip feeds worms her blood for instance.

ID: i'm odd in how damn perfect i am in every way.

AA: hads wearns tatts like a clown. AA: which is obvs pernf nornm.

SA: ...worms.

AA: omggg, no, not you, too.

SA: Alright.

AA: it's usefuuuuul.

ID: i don't look like a clown stfu.

AA: you stfu.

SA: friends, no.

ID: do clowns paint their torso?

AA: sa, yrn learning, so i'm not gonna tell Y O U to stfu. AA: but also, like, they'rne not W O RN M S, they arne cool parnasite body tech.

AA: and y, y, the dedicated ones do. >:}

ID: they're more leeches than worms.

SA: like biotechnology?

AA: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

SA: I see.

SA: is it experimental?

ID: clowns are just stealing my fashion. =:'(

ID: she grows them out back of a pizza joint.

ID: so.

SA: what

AA: n, it's offish.

AA: and i do noooooot. AA: gausia's a goddan liarn.

AA: goddan.

AA: G O D D A M N.

ID: more high still than i thought.

SS: (Scuse you, XD, xt's totes a coffee joxnt.)

ID: oh hey lal. you missed sip being a high fool.

SS: (Omfg)

SS: (Why xs lxfe so terrxble?)

SS: (Someone xnvent txme travel, pls, X gotta get xn on that mess. (\qnq/) )

ID: it wasn't that funny, don't worry.

ID: just go backread.

ID: live vicariously and shit.

SS: (Was xt, lxke, bad funny?) SS: (Cos xf xt was bad funny X'ma up and feel lxke a proper dxck.)

AA: SA. SAAAAAA.

ID: no it wasn't that bad.

AA: pls tell me yrn not one of these dornks clutching theirn pearnls overn honey.

ID: like. the worst that happened was her almost getting on a whale.

ID: he probably doesn't even know what honey is!

SA: excuse me?

SA: I know what honey is.

SA: thank you.

SS: (Yeah, it's what you put in your tea. (\eue/) )

ID: are you against mind honey tea then?

SS: (Also, wtf, Sipa, where'd you get honey??) SS: (And why wasn't it at Miss Taylor's totes lovely and upstanding cafe?)

SA: I do not touch mind honey or sopor. My inhibitor would react very badly to it.

SA: I have no intention of rotting my psionics for a temprorary change.

ID: inhibitor.

SA: please ignore that statement.

SA: I have explained enough.

SA: regardless, it is bad.

ID: not ignoring it, but i won't push further!

SS: (Sounds like baggage, pal!)

SS: (Can't go askin bout that or we're all gonna hafta get sappy in here.)

SA: baggage implies i am bothered.

SA: but i've already told Hadean and Pheres my life story.

SA: and I have been here for less than 24 hours.

SS: (Damn, apparently I'm missin out on all the good convos!)

ID: sorry lal. too busy working? or partying?

AA: what whaaat.

AA: you told phern yrn life storny.

SA: your only solution is to now be here for every waking moment.

AA: but you wouldn't even gimme like, yrn militarny fighting deets?

ID: yeah me and pher got the whole thinggg.

AA: i am qqing. fight me, you fuckwaffle. >:{

SA: i was in the military, that's enough ...

SA: "deets"

SS: (Too busy makin a livin like the totes upstanding citizen I am!) SS: (Also I dared some chick to go out and stare at the meteor to see if her ganderbulbs fall out and I had ta film that.)

SA: that is terrible an unscientific.

AA: also, nobody wants queenie's mindhoney, lal. AA: idefk what yrn bees arne eating, but it's grnoss.

SS: (Wtf, dude, rude.)

ID: queenie.

AA: queenie!!

ID: =:?

AA: why arne we >:?-nig.

SS: (Maybe it's just the weirdo druggie that's effin it up, no need to up and get shirty bout the big lady.)

ID: what's a queenie.

SS: (Gotta uphold the jade solidarity here!)

AA: ... lmfao, y, rnight. yrn ternrnrifying big lady. AA: 'kay, like, yrn crneepy cafe honey, how's that.

SA: ... are you all drug addicts?

AA: oh my god.

ID: i'm not.

AA: you A RN E clutching yrn pearnls.

SS: (Hey, pal, if I could afford that ish I wouldn't be workin customer service.)

AA: >:{

ID: my psi don't really mix well with drugs so.

SS: (Also, I'm p sure it wouldn't do jack to me, on accounta the lack of sparks.)

AA: it just makes you chill the fuck out, dude.

SS: (Ah, yes, exactly what I need.)

SS: (Brb gettin my fifth coffee.)

SS: (So I can survive this shift.)

ID: no wonder lal has zero chill.

SS: (It's a coping mechanism, I'm v sensitive about it. (\qnq/) )

SA: caffiene is also

SA: a drug.

SS: (Don't make fun of me or I'll cry.)

ID: it sure is.

SS: (And then we're both gonna be feelin the awks.)

SS: (And damn, pal, really?)

SS: (Totes didn't know that!)

SS: (Please tell me more.)

SA: ... I can't tell if you are being facetious or not.

ID: prisma that was sarcasm.

SS: (Get educational up in here!)

ID: don't.

SA: I-- alright.

SS: ( (\eue/) )

ID: assume everything out of him is sarcasm.

ID: like. 85 percent of the time.

SS: (I love you, ID.)

SS: (From the bottom of my pusher.)

ID: 💋

SS: (Let's elope.)

ID: fuck no you pop a ring on this finger right now.

ID: and don't get it out of a gumball machine. i'll know.

SS: (And ty, ty, it's 85% sarcasm and 15% crushing honesty that you can't tell from the rest cos otherwise it's exposin emotional vulnerabilities. (\^_^/) )

SA: crushing?

SA: are you two in love?

SS: (Yes.)

ID: remember what i said about sarcasm prisma.

AA: omfg, i look away forn two secs and you ppl arne getting fucking handfasted.

AA: n, it is 100% legit.

AA: they arne making this shit RN E A L.

SS: (Deeply! I'm up and gettin a ring now - d'you think bakery wire twisty things, or just straight up a bagel?)

SS: (I feel like ID would appreciate the bagel.)

SA: you may as well invest in a ring pop.

ID: it better have a stone.

SS: (They're ring-like and edible!)

ID: ...get a ring pop.

SA: I need to lie down, this is too much.

ID: what quad is this.

SS: (I got raisins, pal. That's, like, at least ten adornments.)

SS: (Uhh)

SA: I feel like i'm watching an episode of troll jerry springer.

ID: aww prisma you were just getting fun.

SS: (ID.) SS: (ID.) SS: (We're gettin hitched and you aint' even in the know about what quad it is???)

AA: go lay down, take a brneathern, don't do mind honey, prnisma.

ID: i want a quad-specific colored ring pop lal.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: arne you keeping notes on this shit, btw??

SA: I will be more fun after a rest.

SA: goodnight.

ID: i guess if you say so. go take your rest.

AA: latern. >:}

SS: (Tootles!)

AA: hads, wrnite him notes, dude.

SS: (I'm gettin you an effin bagel and you're gonna cherish it on accounta you're the one in this relationship that ain't even clear on our color!)

AA: bc rn poorn chucklehead's drnowning like lal in high watern. >:}

ID: you give me a lot of conflicting messages lal!

ID: sip get in this and ashen for us.

ID: we're too much of a mess on our own.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: do i get to hit you with a metaphornical club,??

AA: btw my bagel bettern have S P RN I N K L E S.

SS: (My poor pusher has been torn plum in two, pal.)

ID: wow this relationship is turning abusive already.

ID: hush and get the sprinkle donut lal. you know we need this.

SS: (Wow.) SS: (Does that make me the handmaiden in this relationship?)

SS: (Cos I ain't no cheap handmaiden.) SS: (Tips or gtfo.)

ID: my tip is get the bagels or else. =:P

SS: (Help, help, I need an auspistice!) SS: (I'm getting menaced! (\qnq/) )

ID: we are your auspistice.

ID: nerd.

SS: (...) SS: (Help, help, I need an intervention!)

SS: (Also.) SS: (So.) SS: (Fun fact hour.)

SS: (The giant flaming omen of doom in our sky?) SS: (You should totes, like, uh, wear shades or some ish if you're gonne, say, squint at it disbelievingly for upwards of five minutes.)

SS: (On accounta if you don't there are some chances of minimal to extreme visual impairment.)

ID: i mean i'm staying indoors but good to know.

SS: (Cool, cool. Cool. V cool. Good to know. Cool.)

SS: (Also I've gone extra blind.)

SS: (On an unrelated note.)

ID: wait you're blind?

SS: (Like, you think you're really blind? Like really blind, but it turns out you can be way more blind!)

SS: (Yeah, dude, I'm blind mutant cullbait on the run from the authorities!)

SS: (All of that is definitely and totally true.)

SS: (And I definitely don't just wear ocular lenses.)

SS: (Don't report me or I'll get culled!) SS: (We're quads now so you gotta care about that kinda ish. (\unu/) )

ID: uh-huhh.

ID: guess if sip brings you to meet me at the fair i can find out the truth then.

SS: (Whaddaya mean? I just up and told you the truth!) SS: (I'm deffo 100% blind!) SS: (Except 110% blind now, I guess?)

SS: (Look, I didn't do great in math schoolfeeds.)

ID: well if you're blind i can see why.

SS: (Wow, are you discriminatin against my math skills?)

ID: yeppp.

ID: what are you gonna do? =:P

SS: (I'm hurt!) SS: (This is why we need an auspistice!)

ID: well sip has abandoned us.

ID: probably to go hurl.

SS: (Idk, dude, probably stare tearfully at Sipa until she falls victim to the forlorn expression or possibly just gets really annoyed and wants me to stop.)

SS: (LUL)

SS: (RIP Sipa, a mess like 50% of the time I see her.)

ID: what, she almost faint from blood loss in front of you too?

SS: (Nah, but first time I saw her I was like 80% sure she was, like, fresh outta whatevs cool new activity young whippersnappers get up to nowanights, which was, judgin by her face-state, makin out with a meat grinder. (\unu/) )

SS: (Then she threw me over a table, so, like, sympathy gone.)

ID: hahah woowww.

AA: i am not h u rn l i n g.

ID: are you laying down so the world will stop spinning?

AA: omg, do you even know the diff b/w drninking and like AA: taking honey? j/k, rnhetornical q, obvs you do not.

AA: n.

ID: i'm sorry i can't go get drunk and high like all the cool kids!

AA: i am in my coon, bc i totes wanna ese if this phone's gonna surnvive soporn. AA: surnvival of the ifttest, ectect.

SS: (It's cool, pal, you can sit with me in the peanut gallery! We got noisemakers and the ability to flee faster than the irate stoners.)

ID: about damn time you got in the coon.

AA: also, lmao, lal, stfu. AA: yrn the only one being inapprnoprniate w/ electrnonics, 'kay. >:}

SS: (Woooow, wtfs that supposed to mean?) SS: (My love with the coffee maker is pure and platonic.)

ID: uh-huh. you coffee-drugee.

SS: (We're holdin off till handfasting.)

SS: (She takes care of me!)

ID: i don't get that either so i get my own gallery!

SS: (Unlike some of my other quads. (\qnq/) )

ID: cry me a river. =:P

SS: (Only if you build me a bridge so I can up and get over it. (\qnq/) )

ID: i'll build you a bridge to jump off of.

AA: hey, hey, none of that.

AA: eithern you P U S H H I M like a prnopern quad orn you gtfo.

ID: ughh, fiiine.

SS: (See!) SS: (At least someone knows how to up and treat me right.)

ID: boo hoo. you never treat me right.

SS: (I'm gettin you a bagel! With raisins!)

ID: i wanted a ring pop. =:'(

SS: (Well, maybe you shoulda paid more attention to the nature of our relationship, then. (\qnq/) )

ID: just admit you're too poor for a ring pop.

SS: (I'm deffo too broke for a ring pop, pal.) SS: (That ish means I gotta shell out for whatevs I'd've been gettin paid over the break time it'd take to go down to the grocery! (\qnq/) )

ID: see, you're never honest with me. this is why we need an ashen. =:'(

AA: boop.

AA: and all that. >:}

ID: sip tell lal not to be a dirty liar. =:'(

SS: (Maybe Hads is right.) SS: (Maybe I've been the weak link all along!)

SS: (Maybe I ain't the kinda guy what belogs with a person, proper-like.)

SS: (A lone howlbeast!)

AA: idk, dude, mb you do totes belogs with ppl. AA: as long as yrn not skipping leg day. >:P

ID: lal skips like. all days.

ID: i assume.

AA: and nnnnnn. that's who he I S, hads. like, an itsy bitsy bundle of totaol hoobeast shit. AA: brnoke hoofbeast shit.

AA: prnobs. hey, look, that means you both match. >:}

ID: i have psi. does he?

SS: (Leg day's erryday!) SS: (Goin' round deliverin coffee to table's a workout, right??)

SS: (And damn straight I got psi!)

SS: (My power's, uh, bein incredibly attractive to every one around me.)

ID: wow, guess i'm suddenly immune to psionics.

SS: (See, this is why we got relationship problems.)

SS: (You just don't believe in me.)

AA: arne oyu saying emo goths ain't yrn swoon maternial, hads? AA: this is why ourn ash is crnumbling, btw.

AA: all of these failed expectations. >:"[

ID: ahahah is he really an emo goth.

AA: y!

AA: oh my god, y.

ID: lame.

SA: lone wolves are actually almost certain to encounter death or starvation if they are unable to locate a new pack.

SS: (Omg, I am not!)

SS: (I'm an emo nerd!)

SS: (Get it right.)

ID: heyyy prisma have a good nap or whatever?

AA: he wearns white lenses in his eyes to look hella goth.

AA: just sayin'.

SA: Yes. I took some medicine and I feel much better.

ID: medicine? =:?

SA: ...yes.

SS: (Look, we can't go out tellin the emos that kinda ish, Sipa, or I'ma lose my cred.)

AA: and omg. good. >:} AA: can't have you getting too tirned to learn, dude.

SS: (Wow, now who's the drug addict?)

SS: (Actually, tho, that sounds sketch af.)

AA: lmfao.

ID: you're all addicts and i'm judging you all.

SS: (In the 'somethin's wrong w/ you' sense.)

AA: oh, stfu, he ain't cullbait. AA: he's prnobs just talkin', like, booze.

SA: an addiction implies i require medication. I do not require medication.

SA: It just helped my headache.

ID: he's not cullbait, he's highblood raised psi.

SA: ...Do you not know what medicine is.

AA: y, exactly.

SS: (Pal, I ain't the one what said cullbait!) SS: (Twixt the dampeners and ish, I was figurin he's some top secret military psi weapon or some ish.)

AA: n, he ain't fancy enough forn that, soz.

ID: fun fact prisma, most of us poor folks can't afford medicine.

SA: not anymore, if that's comforting.

SA: oh.

SS: (Meds're what you take to get buzzed, right?)

SA: I am sorry.

SS: (Like honey's for chill, meds are for buzz.)

SA: Ideally no but i suppose in your life, yes.

ID: it's fine for me because getting sick is for nerds.

AA: getting sick I S forn nernds.

SS: (See?) SS: (I'm glad we established I retain nerd cred.)

ID: says the troll soaking in her coon with a panache.

SA: who, AA?

ID: yes.

SA: Maybe you should drink water.

SA: dehydration cuases headaches.

ID: i already told her that.

SA: being high could cause that.

SA: See.

SA: I appreciate you more.

ID: so prisma, are you allowed to send pics of yourself? let us see your mug!

AA: oh, hush, it ain't bc i took honey. AA: what'rne you ppl, my lusus? >:P bc i got one alrneady.

AA: it's bc we have a fuck-huge meteorn fucking up evernything outside.

AA: duuuuuuh.

ID: uh-huh.

SS: (I mean, that's deffo why I'm laid out!)

SA: I do not know how to send photos on this platform. Which mug would you like, the kitty one or the chic one?

SS: (Totes credible, imo. (\unu/) )

AA: the chick one!!

AA: see, lal suppornts me.

AA: this is why lal's getting a rnide on murdernrnoad.

ID: your face i meant sa.

SA: I'm alarmed for both of you.

SS: (Deffo chicks.) SS: (I am totes not sayin that to get on Sipa's good side.)

ID: mug means face.

AA: _totes_ not. >:}

SS: ( (\uwu/) )

SA has attached SupposedlyaMug.png

SS: (Totes a mug!)

SS: (Probs.)

SS: (As previously mentioned: am currently extra blind!)

ID: huh you're kinda pretty. congrats.

SS: (It's a v nice lookin blur.)

SS: (I defer to Hadean's judgy nature.)

SA: thank you.

SA: I'm sorry, SS.

SA: I'm rather angular and have a hipster haircut, if that helps.

SA: What do you all look like?

ID: don't be sorry prisma, dumbass stared at the meteor.

SS: (Super hot!)

ID: one sec let me put a shirt on.

SS: (The meteor, I mean.) SS: (But also me, deffo.)

SS: (Eyyyy, selfie time!)

SA: You should get sunglasses at the next opportunity.

AA: lmao. AA: congrnats, prnisma, yrn waaaay less nerndy than anyone else.

AA: like the rning.

SS: (I got shades! I just wanted to get, like, a proper good look. (\unu/) )

SS: (Ain't my fault the sky is evil.)

SA: I thought nerds wore sweatervests. isn't that the stereotype

AA: shades don't do shiiiit. it's brmoght af.

AA: y. these two arne nothing but sweaternvests.

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SS has sent TellMeImPrerry.png!

SA: what is that... sphere.

AA: omg, wait, do I gotta get up to take a selfie. >:{

ID: it's a horn.

SA: Yes, AA.

SA: I will not tell you you are pretty. The hair color is unique, though.

ID: lal you fucking edgelord.

SS: (I ain't the one with a fuckin - is that a floatin horn or is your rack just effed up?)

ID: i can tell you're blind by your hair styling.

ID: yes it's a floating horn. deal with it.

SS: (Wow, rude!) SS: (It's that way naturally.) SS: (Ain't touched dye in my life. (\eue/) )

AA: dnw, lal, I totes think yrn a prnetty prnincess. AA: even if you style yrn headfluff in the darnk. >:}

ID: i meant the style not the color.

ID: the... spiky mullet look.

SS: (At least someone loves me.)

SS: (I call it 'just spent 14 hours working' chic, pal!)

SA: You can also reduce it to I worked a more reasonable 8 hours chic by using a hairbrush.

ID: just let it get long enough to braid.

ID: braids fix everything.

SA: no.

SS: (Oh, damn, we got some strong fashion opinions in here?)

AA has attached SUP.JPEG.

SS: (Eyyyy, my fav cave goblin!)

AA: brnaids totes fix evernything. >:}

SA: What... are you in.

SA: Are you alright?

AA: a wornm. duh.

SA: You've been eaten?

SS: (She's gettin eaten by a sandworm, yeah.)

ID: a coon. you a fellow non-cooner prisma?

SS: (It's been an ongoing thing, pal.)

SS: (Keep up!)

SA: I take medicine to allievate psionic nightmares. I do not use a... worm.

ID: pshhh. just use nothing. like me. it's fine.

SS: (^^^^^)

SA: I have to disagree.

SA: For me, at least.

AA: wait wtf.

SS: (Saves caegars, too!)

AA: don't sleep drny, holy shit.

AA: at least use, like, a soporn patch.

SS: (Sopor patches are for the weak!)

ID: what part of drugs don't work don't you understand. =:I

ID: did i say every drug but sopor is okay.

AA: >:{

AA: soporn isn't even a fucking drnug, dude.

SA: 😂

AA: wtf is up w/ yrn psi??

ID: my psi just fucks with how my body. absorbs shit. or whatever.

ID: i'm not a nerd i don't know the fancy words.

SA: I thought it acted like a drug if ingested, AA.

AA: that's why i said get a patch, duh.

SA: So it is a drug.

SS: (Wtf's even your def of drugs, here, pal?) SS: (You delete vitamin C, or only ish that your schoolfeeds tell you you ain't supposed to be on??) SS: (There any brand loyalty, here? Like, trollbuprofen only, or trollvil, too?)

AA: omggg, it ain't a drnug. no morne than, like, idefk.

AA: you think sugarn's a drnug??

ID: i mean i burn through sugar quick i think?

ID: why the fuck do you think i eat so much.

SA: I don't know if you're dragging me or Hadean.

AA: both!

SA: sugar does influence the mind, yes.

SA: But i don't know if the response is as acute as hard drugs or caffeine.

ID: you can go through sugar withdrawals can't you?

SA: Is your psionic metabolism based?

SA: I believe so, yes.

ID: it's not- i dunno. i'm complicated.

ID: all i know is that my psi messes with my body a lot.

AA: >:\

AA: you should know wtf yrn psi does, dude.

AA: also, wtf have you eaten today except, like, snacks and shit.

ID: snacks.

ID: more snacks.

AA: gimme yrn coornds.

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AA: i am sending you, like, T W O pizzas. AA: but they'rne gonna be, like, fish. bc you suck.

ID: =:'(

ID: i don't suck, i got you to not go on a whale.

SA: What is the point of sending them something they may not eat.

ID: oh i'll fucking eat it.

AA: ofc he's gonna eat it.

AA: i could send him, idefk, curnrny banana pasta pizza and he'd eat it.

AA: and then be like 'i'm hungrnyyyyyyy.'

SA: pineapple.

AA: he'll eat that too, dude.

ID: =:( i'm always hungry. protip.

AA: n/m, making one fish and pineapples.

SA: that's disgusting.

ID: =:( =:( =:(

ID: siiipppp.

ID: i want meat loverssss.

ID: it has more calories.

ID: delicious delicious calories.

SA: that is also disgusting.

SA: Pizza makes me sad.

AA: meat is grnosssss.

ID: meat is delicious.

AA: but 'kay, w/e, w/e. AA: you want yrn grnoss rnancid hoofbeast flesh, you get it, b/c, like, you D I D fuss abt whales.

AA: which i wasn't gettin' on.

AA: but that was hilarnious.

AA: wtf you got against pizza, prnisma??

ID: =>:I

AA: that's prnimetime lowblood exp rnight therne.

ID: prisma just needs to have a good pizza.

AA: ......... prnisma gimme yrn coornds.

SA: I'd rather not.

ID: try it prismaaa.

ID: and if you don't like it send it to me.

AA: you nevern give me any of yrn deets. >:'{

SA has sent LoftAddress.txt

SA: fine. Do with what you wish.

ID: a loft, that sounds fancy.

SA: would you like to see it?

ID: yes, pp.

SA has sent Studio.png

ID: what the fuckkkkk.

ID: that's fancy as shit.

AA: why's it in all white?

AA: arne you anothern goth nernd? am i like, the only one herne frnee of the gothplague?

AA: bc, lame. also, sent you a pizza.

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SS: (Omg, is it 'show and tell' night?)

AA: ... why is yrn trnap next to yrn bed??

SS: (Showin off everyone's blocks?)

ID: i dunno.

AA: also, holy shit, phernes would fucking murndern you forn that.

AA: and y. y. it is.

AA: i ain't showing off mine. but you shoyuld totes pp.

SA: My what?

ID: man you are sheltered prisma.

ID: which words confused you.

SA: that is very. unique carpet.

SA: trap?

SA: I don't have a trap.

ID: tub!

LL: (Nah, pal, I'll join you in lack of pix!) LL: (Your company is a balm to my isolation woes on accounta I ain't got a place.)

AA: ablution trnap.

AA: it's - y. the thing you bathe in.

AA: orn fucking swim, in hads case.

ID: i am so well versed in the highblood terms. i'll be your guide.

AA: also, stfu, lal, you totes got a place.

ID: that trap is a damned blessing okay.

AA: undern a rnock. in the desernt.

AA: ain't that wherne you found yrn jade brno? >:}

SA: It's a glass wall.

SA: Not my bathroom.

SA: My bathroom is in a separate room.

SS: (Right, totes, forgot about that one!) SS: (Got myself an underground stone mansion and ish!)

SA: I use a shower, not a bathtub.

ID: well you're missing out.

SS: (S'got a seaside view on accounta it's built into a cliff!)

SA: that sounds lovely, SS.

AA: shit, and herne i am, living off a fucking bike.

AA: i am U P S T A G E D. >:}

SA: But what about your worm?

ID: the coon is just a coon prisma.

SA: yes, but I find worm to be more comedic to say.

ID: it's part of the rented room.

AA: wornm is totes morne comedic to say. points2you, clownbb, yrn learning. >:}

AA: y/y/y, it's parnt of the rnoom.

AA: you can't trnavel with wornms unless they'rne on you. shit's 2big.

ID: luckily sip keepts her leeches on her.

AA: keepts.

AA: that's lowblood slang too, prnisma. >:}

ID: also thanks for the food sip.

SA: I hope you keepts trying to make me believe you're serious witht hat face

SA: 🙃

AA: i hate everny single one of yrn hornrnible, hornrnible smileys, jsyk.

AA: >:}

ID: ohh man i did not know there was an upside down one.

ID: upside down is my jam.

ID: 🙃

SA: I love the emojis.

SA: 😊

SA: AA, what do you do for a living?

SA: I can't figure it out.

ID: protip prisma, the best way to eat pizza is with two pieces on top of each other for maximum pizza.

ID: aa fights in pits for cash.

ID: i'm told she's famous. but i have my doubts!

ID: i have yet to see a wriggler wearing a shirt with her face on it.

ID: which is the true benchmark of fame.

SA: ...Please, no, Hadean.

SA: A pit fighter...

SA: i suppose that would explain the biotechnology.

AA: wow, rnude. AA: i don't lits fight in pits.

ID: eww rhyming.

AA: that was when i was a pupa. >:} AA: now it's, like, all stages, all the time.

AA: stfuuuu.

ID: still, no wriggler shirts with your face on them. what's up with that.

SA: Do you make a lot doing that?

AA: wtf would they have my face on 'em, when they can have my sweet symbol instead? >:}

AA: and y!

AA: wait, shit. depends on whom i'm tussling w/.

AA: i made mad bux on mui. totes wornth it.

SA: I see. I'm glad it works out for you.

ID: what do you do prisma? if not. clown shit.

SA: I work for a number of mafias to collect information and perform assassinations.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: It's hard to tell.

AA: lmfao.

AA: A R N E you joking??

AA: bc that's totes what a mob killern W O U L D say.

SA: I'm a freelancer. I sell out my psionics to the highest bidder.

AA: hahaha, shit. AA: hope yrn carneful doing that, dude, bc that sounds like prnimetime way to end up in someone's basement.

ID: so. possibly selling to mafias.

ID: or in a helmscolumn or some shit.

SA: I cannot be bound permanently to a helmship, so I am not worried.

ID: haha what.

SA: I don't think anyone would put me in a basement.

SA: Actually, I find people for other people, most of the time.

SA: that's what i did in the military.

SA My clairvoyance let me locate spies or missing colony trolls.

ID: people for people to do what with?

AA: wait, how old arne you?

AA: arne you a geezern?

ID: 10 he said?

ID: 10?

SA: Yes.

SA: I don't know what they do with my targets.

SA: What they wish, I suppose

SA: They are not transparent about why they want the person. Just that they will give me a large sum to find them.

ID: wooowww. promise not to go turncoat on us if someone offers you cash for us prisma.

ID: =>:P

SA: I don't think anyone will.

ID: but if they do, refuse!

SA: But I've been doing it less. My medicine is too expensive to afford now. So I have no reason to continue earning money except to pay my apartment rent.

SA: AA, to answer your question more accurately, i was raised to do this since i was young.

SA: I did not start at a conventional exile age.

ID: so do you need the medicine after you use psi...?

AA: huh.

SA: will you both be exiled, or are you renegades?

SA: the medicine works with the inhibitor.

AA: hahahaha.

SA: My psionics are broken. they were surgically altered.

AA: wow, totes not answerning that. >:}

ID: i'm telling you, they keep snatching wrigglers younger and younger.

ID: ^^^^

ID: oh hey sip, psionic surgery. that's like. your jam?

ID: what'd they do to you?

AA: what?

AA: hahaha, why would you say that's my jam. >:}

SA: perhaps because of the biotech?

SA: that seems like a good enough assumption.

ID: because you're a psionics nerd.

ID: like they crammed biotech in you to. do what to your psi?

AA: what, yrn inhibitorn's biotech, prnisma??

AA: idgi. i am lost in this convo.

SA: It isn't biotech, rather, it is grafted to me and relies on a number of injections to operate correctly.

SA: when i was... placed on planet, I wasn't given any injections. The idea was that i would go into a withdrawal and slowly shut down.

SA: they were wrong.

SS: (Wtf, that's nutty!) SS: (What kinda injections?)

SA: anyways, it controls my psionics and prevents me from using them above their most basic degree.

SA: However, I am also a very strong psion.

SA: Hormones, usually. But also sedatives.

LL: (Huh!)

AA: huh.

SA sends Inhibitor.png

LL: (Grafted, like, cybertech?)

AA: .. omfggg. AA: that's so cool.

AA: how deep does that go?

AA: like, 'kay, that looks like it's embedded p farn. AA: does that connect dirnectly to yrn nernvous system?

ID: eghhh warn a guy next time.

AA: wait, shit, how low does it go?

SA: between my shoulder baldes.

AA: chillax, hads.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

LL: (Holy hells, pal, that's hella extra.)

AA: want me to msg you when we'rne done talking helm shit?

SA: Extra?

ID: yeah that'd be great, thanks.

LL: (Like, that ain't normal inhibitor ish.)

AA: y/y/y/y. go see if yrn pizza's in!

LL: (Oh, shit.)

LL: (Soz, pal.)

SA: Are they squeamish?

AA: he's helmbait, dude. >:} doesn't bug me none, but, like, give a rnust some warning beforne you starnt posting, yyy??

LL: (I mean, it ain't like a guy's liable to get all pleased-like about seein that kinda tech on a body regular-like!) LL: (Sipa and I're just nerds and neither likely to up and get one a'those installed.)

LL: (Ain't like I'd be too pleased with your effin biopsy pix or nothin, neither.)

SA: Oh, I didn't know. I apologize. I am not used to the idea.

SA: I didn't have it installed on purpose. They put it on when I was in training. To make me more malleable.

SA: I don't know what life was like without it, really.

SA: So it comes naturally to me to treat it like a tattoo.

SS: (Real spiky tattoo, there, pal!)

AA: hahaha, wooow.

AA: goddamn, it sucks to be yellow. >:}

SA: I am closer to a cusp, don't worry.

SA: I don't think all yellows experience this.

SA: But I was also with a number of castes. Some of them were red. My partner was orange.

SA: roommate?

SA: something.

SS: (Idk, pal, if I just got a weirdo tat and they paid me that many caegars, I'd take it!)

AA: lmfao, n, but yrn waaaay morne likely to get plucked up forn this hoofbeastshit. AA: rniccin's got shit like that in hern, too. >:P

SS: (Just knock me out for the busy part and I'm down.)

SA: R..iccin?

AA: lame-ass gangleclown with pornts.

SA: Oh. I would like to meet them

AA: anyway. >:} laaaaaal. AA: does that mean you'll totes let me prnactic-- lmao no.

SS: (They put ports and ish on clowns, now? That ain't part of my schoolfeeds!)

AA: omfg, she's yellow, dornklornd. AA: just, like, clowny.

SA: I said like a tattoo, not that it is one. It's much more painful in practice.

SS: (Pal, I said I gotta be out for the key bits, not that I wanna lay around and get eaten by worms for #science.)

SA: Recovery takes a while.

SA: and you have to move.

SA: welcome to hell, SS.

SS: (Wtf's a yellow clown?)

SA: clown is an adjective, in this case, not a noun.

AA: maaaaan, you two arne dourn as fuck.

SS: (Nah, I think the actual def's "a meme.")

SS: (Excuse you, I am downright up and peppy 'bout this new moneymaking op I just found!)

SA: well do you have psionics

SS: (Hook me up, SA, I want a pile a caegars!)

SS: (Does bein tragically handsome count?)

AA: dude, he alrneady saw yrn pic. >:}

SS: (Yeah, and, iirc, he was like 'swoon! Laledy! You're amazing!'!)

SA: and are you willing to be exposed to excruciating experiments and tests that often include competing violently with your peers in a closed space as well as live combat in the real military.

SA: if so, then I can write them.

SA: hah

SA: ha.

SA: I'm not allowed to contact them anymore, actually. It was a funny.

SS: (Uhhh.) SS: (Is it, like, a 'if you've done it you don't gotta do it again' thing, or like a 'you gotta do it regardless if you sign up' thing?)

SA: I was not.

SS: (Also, I suck at combat.)

SA: SS Is not that attractive.

SS: (Sipa can do that bit for me.)

SS: (Wow, now you're up and hurtin my feelings! (\qnq/) )

SA: let's talk about something nice.

SA: I'm sorry. I will not lie to help you feel better.

SA: I said your hair was alright, though.

SS: (That mean you're telling the proper truth bout being sorry, tho? (\eue/) )

SA: Yes.

SS: (It's cool, tho, pal, we can't all have decent taste. (\unu/) )

AA: prnisma, stop being a bulgemunch orn else I'm gonna shove yrn pizza up yrn chute. >:} AA: let's talk nicern shit, y. like how rnad dyed hairn is.

SA: That isn't how chutes work.

AA: not the moss look, obvs. AA: but --

SA: Is your hair dyed?

SS: (Wait, wtf, what is this, a pizza party?)

SA: would you like pizza?

AA: they totally COULD wornk that way.

SA: AA tried to send me some.

AA: y, it is.

SA: Chutes go down.

SA: things exit through shoots.

SA: chutes.

SS: ("Tried"?)

SA: 😩

AA: that's why I gotta S H Ö V E it, jfc, trny to keep up. >:}

AA: trnied??

SA: I remmeber there being a threat.

SS: (She ain't wrong! If it ain't meant to go up, gotta do some shovin to make it go!)

SS: (Wtf, SA, if you don't want your pizza I am down to take it.)

SA: please.

SS: (Ain't no sense in wastin dec food!)

SA: what is your address.

SS: (Ain't you seen earlier, I ain't got one!)

SA: ...that's horrible.

SA: I'm sad now

SS: (Wtf, why're you sad?)

SA: because it is sad.

AA: omfg, sa, fuck off. this is my pizza parnty!!

SS: (You ain't the one lackin a hive, it's all good.)

ID: send me all pizza. mine is like. gone.

SS: (Maybe I want a pizza from SA! To make up from callin me ugly.)

AA: what, is my pizza too good forn you now?? rnude.

AA: also wtf it is not.

SA: Pizza only costs $20. Just tell me where it needs to go.

AA: did you chug it??

ID: aww prisma, we don't call trolls ugly. we call them unfortunate.

ID: i had to, half of it was garbage. =:I

AA: y. like tatsface herne. >:P

ID: and then i'd follow it with good pizza.

AA: told you meatloverns was grnoss.

invertedDissident has sent sendpizzahereprisma.txt!

ID: meat lovers is the best and fish is awful.

AA: >:0

AA: wtf is this betrnayal??

SA: Is that where SS is?

ID: ...if by ss you mean me.

AA: n, stfuuu, you don't get ss's coornds. AA: laaaaal.

SA: I can send you pizza too. It isn't very expensive.

SS: (Tay's cafe, Port Mina side!)

SS: (Also wtf kinda pizza's 20.)

ID: prisma doesn't know where that is lal.

AA: arne you at Taylo-- yyyyyyy, good.

ID: betcha.

SS: (That's, like, three pizzas.)

AA: I'm sending one!!

SA: ...Oh.

SS: (You can troll google it!)

SA: I must... be ordering at the wrong place.

ID: i want to try a twenty caegar pizza, send it here.

SA: I'm orderinig. I will return shortly.

SS: (It's got, like, a whole wiki page on accounta lookin like a giant teapot.)

ID: lolwhat.

SS: (Also omfg wait am I getting two pizzas or does Sipa win my pusher?)

ID: always push for two lal.

AA: yeah, how many fucking pizzas do I gotta send to win??

ID: make them fight for the honor.

SS: (3!)

ID: thatta boy.

SS: (I'm takin lessons, apparently!)

AA: do I get yrn bod forn science aftern you explode, tho.

SS: (Also Tay totes has a fridge she, like, never uses and I can heat it up for later.)

SS: (Suck it, stale pastry week.)

AA: lmao.

SS: (Dude, you can have my scattered entrails and the pizza that's gonna be pouring outta that mess like a real fucked up pinata.)

ID: make sure it isn't fucking. fish and pineapple.

ID: that's the worst thing i've eaten in a long time.

SS: (Idk, I ain't never eaten fish.)

SS: (Or pineapple?)

AA: y, good, I'll totes send thrnee (3) fish pizzas.

SS: (Fucking RIP.)

AA: ... with pineapple.

ID: imagine salty slime paired with sweet fruit.

ID: on a pizza.

AA: gotta brnoaden yrn hornizons, dude.

SS: (It's cool, I still got whatevs SA is sending to actually eat.)

SS: ( (\unu/) )

AA: also, panache offic pandrnill.

AA: so I'm outies.

SS: (Remember to chug the sopor!)

AA: pp if you explode. >:}

ID: night sip. thanks for the one good pizza.

ID: fuck you for making me eat the other one.

SS: (I'll set up an autocamera to go off if I go all Outlast, sure.)

AA: yy np.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello, Hello all

ID: hiya new rust i don't think i've met before.

SA: I didn't know what to order so I sent cheese and supreme.

SA: I hope this was acceptable.

SA: hello, small crown.

VV: ♚ ~ Perdia Averic, pleased to make your acquaintince~

SS: (IDK wtf a supreme is but it sounds like a lotta food, so: A+, gold star!)

ID: that sounds pretty damn acceptable.

SA: Oh. thank yuo.

VV: ♚ ~ Small crown...you could say more like a crown for a princess!

SS: (Totes forgive you for the time you declared me hideous in public.)

ID: hadean dauths.

ID: first rust princess i've ever heard of.

SA: little princess.

VV: ♚ ~And likely to be the only! I'd treasure it really hehe. I kid! of course. VV: ♚ ~ I rather like little princess, you may call me that as well...mm I have no one's name how unfortunate 😦 Albeit I am curious as to what could lead to calling another hideous in public as well! Such animosity.

IA: A princess?

ID: prisma- sa- is just a lil blunt.

SA: SS is mediocre looking, but they are deeply offended by me not dropping head over heels for them.

SA: that's all

ID: see? blunt.

SA: Yes.

ID: do i rate about mediocre at least. =:I

VV: ♚ ~ That sounds understandable though, Prisma was it? You can't force true romance !

ID: above. i meant.

SA: Your horn confuses me. But You are pretty enough.

ID: i'll take it.

VV: ♚ ~ I could offer a second opinion if you desire dearest SS!

SA: You can't.

SA: You are right, perdia.

AA: (wait, shit rnate me!!)

SA: I did not like the worms.

SA: 5/10

AA: LMAO

ID: hahahah i'm the prettiest around!

AA: >:'{

ID: wait how come sip got an actual number rating.

ID: also vv i think ss is busy eating.

ID: so they probably absconded.

SA: 7/10

VV: I apologize I'm a ittle unsure of whom I am or am not addressing at the moment. It is exciting to see fresh names regardless!

ID: i'll take a 7.

VV: ♚ ~ I'm so curious about appearences now though. I wish to see the alleged 7!

ID: yeah this place is hella lively.

SA: you should post a selfie too.

SA: as Hadean said

SA: Your mug.

ID: yeah let sa judge your mug.

SA: little princess, i mean.

VV: ♚ ~ Only if you don't refer to it as a mug. That sets a bit of bias for me don't you think? Using such a descriptor...

ID: alright, your face.

ID: prisma is just excited to try out some new slang he learned tonight, forgive him!

VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see! Very well give me just a moment to take a quick little shot perhaps. hehe

VV has posted the picture [A LITTLE PRINCESS.JPEG] to the chat!

MC: oh hey new people

MC: awesome

ID: is that your lusus.

ID: also how old are you even.

AA: i was totes gonna be salty overn hads getting a highern scorne, but holy shit. AA: you arne fucking adornbs, congrnats.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello new arrival!

SA: 9/10

AA: voting forn sa herne, total 9/10. >:}

AA: yesssssssss.

SA: i was getting my sushi, sorry

MR: your lusus isa fluffball MR: cute

VV: ♚ ~ Oh and you really shouldn't ask a lady her age! But no that is a new pet for my dear matesprit, Dolora.

VV: ♚ ~ oh boo not a perfect 10 but I suppose I shall take it 😢

ID: you eat sushi prisma? fancypants. =:P

ID: fine, fine. you just look young.

MR: who athe fuck actually easts sushi MR: why would you want to

ID: prisma is fancy! and don't be mean he's just uneducated in lowblood things.

VV: ♚ ~ Thank you I take great care of my appearence! VV: ♚ ~ Sushi is quite the delicacy~ Why would anyone not want to?

SA: It's good, usually. From the right places.

MR: because rotting fish is gross

SA: i appreciate the defense, Hadean.

ID: it's not usually rotting. i hope.

ID: =:I

SA: Sushi is not rotting fish. it is actually very fresh.

MR: yeah no unsign me aup

VV: ♚ ~ I'd be apt to approach a legislacerator if one was to sell me rotted sushi I think...

ID: just let prisma enjoy his fancy very fresh fish.

MR: what thea fuck has a legaistlacerator got to dow ith rotted sushi

MR: why is it opeing its coat to flash raw fish at you

VV: ♚ ~ Would you not wish to alert one of the law to a horrible crime?

MR: that doesnt explain why theyrea selling raw susishi like some sort of back alley peddler

MR: what thea fuck are they doiagng there MR: wehre did they get all that fish MR: why are their paychecks so shitty that hte ahve to sell rotten sushi to get by MR: wherea are they answers

VV: ♚ ~ My, my someone is rather confused or has sustained a horrible head injury! Are you okay? Do you require assistance?! Oh how horrible to succumd such a tragedy...

VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps the education quality of Alternia has gone down even..oh no....

MR: the only head injury here will be you if you don't drop the condescension

SA has sent Foodies.png

VV: ♚ ~ I'm being very honest. It's horribly upsetting that you're so confused!

MR: it's horribly upasettig that your crowns make me picturea a trollop with way too much makeup

SA: they are a little princess. Let them have this.

VV: ♚ ~ A trollop...

ID: is that stuff really good prisma?

VV: ♚ ~ I can see I'm not very welcome in such a case if that is the impression a dunderheaded delinquent like you is getting such an impression of me.

MR: the truth hurts sweetheart

MR: deal with it

VV: ♚ ~ I do hope you injuries heal quickly 😦

VV: ♚ ~ Tata~

ID: jeesh mr did you just scare that girl away.

ID: was it because she was cuter than you?

MR: her problem not mine

MR: well she's cuter than you

ID: i bet you're an ugly hag. =:P

MR: is that the best yoyu've got

MR: hahahaha

ID: and i'm fine with not being cute. i'd rather be handsome!

SA: Oh-- i rather liked...

MR: nah i think you're pretty adorable

ID: i'm more handsome than that other troll any day of the week.

SA: you're now on my "shitlist", MR.

SA: Yes, it is good, Hadean. I could take you to get some if you live in Provenance.

MR: oooh now i'm scared

MR: whatever will i do

ID: i'm in. cascara. where is provenance.

ID: i travel so. i could always end up there sometime.

SA has sent TrainRouteMap.png

SA: away.

SA: What will you do. 😃

ID: man everyone and their maps.

MR: you could just learn to read them MR: it'll keep you well

ID: i like wandering with no destination in mind. =:P

SA: I assumed this would be the most precise way of showing you the distance.

ID: who knows, maybe i'll pop up some night!

MR: speaking of MR: are you still on for killing that jade guy or what

SA: I would be happy to see your 7/10 face.

ID: not killing. beating him up, yes.

SA: who is getting murdered?

MR: oh yeah MR: honor battle and all that

ID: no murder! i'm beating up a jadeblood at this big nerd fair in cascara.

ID: for money.

Nerd fair?

SA: Nerd...

SA: Should I go.

SA: I could beat someone up too.

ID: and also to beat him up.

ID: if you want! but you need to use an old-timey weapon.

SA: ...are psionics cheating.

ID: they fucking better not be.

SA: then i will use my fists.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: My ropedart.

ID: ropedart?

MR: speakig of the beetleskitter is almost there and i'm going to lose reception MR: you better make this fight good hadean

ID: yeah yeah! get going loser.

WC: ~(I can't believe this chat is still going) WC: ~(I'm not used to them lasting so long!) WC: ~(It's nice (｡≖‿≖) )

ID: oh who are you. what are with all these new faces.

SA: https://www.kungfudirect.com/prodimages/Wushu-Rope-Dart.jpg

 SA: Only mine is bound on a retractable wire on my arm, so it recoils and requires less constant motion.

ID: i don't know if that counts as old-timey? but i am not a judge.

SA: Flail?

SA: Hello, WC.

WC: ~(Oh, sorry! Where are my manners) WC: ~(I'm Steamy)

WC: ~(Oooh, is that your weapon? How neat!)

SA: S...steamy.

WC: ~(Yep! ^^)

SA: okay.

WC: ~(You can laugh, if you want)

WC: ~(I know it's silly)

SA: I don't have any more chuckles to offer, unfortunately

SA: I burned them all up being snarky to everyone else earlier.

WC: ~(Oh my!) WC: ~(You must be quite the snarkdemon!)

SA: I am Prisma. It is nice to meet you.

WC: ~(Prisma) WC: ~(That's a nice name)

ID: i mean that was some lowgrade snark prisma i'm sorry.

ID: also i'm hadean.

WC: ~(Hello Hadean!)

SA: I did my best to play nice.

SA: Thank you.

WC: ~(I haven't been in here in a while!) WC: ~(Did I miss anything?)

ID: i don't know how long you've been gone but. probably.

ID: like most of the whole chat is going to the nerd fair in cascada. if you've heard of it.

WC: ~(Nerd fair in....)

WC: ~(Oh! Is THAT what that flyer was for!)

ID: probably.

WC: ~(I saw something about a fair but newsprint makes such a good oil catcher)

WC: ~(So I didn't see much else ლ(╹◡╹ლ))

SA: Do you paint?

WC: ~(Nope! I'm terrible with art haha)

WC: ~(I work with machines)

ID: oh. that makes sense.

ID: uh yeah it's an old-timey reenactment or whatever fair.

WC: ~(But if there's a fair, now I have to go!)

WC: ~(If only to sample the snacks)

SA: Yes, like leg of lamb.

ID: i have been told the snacks are good.

SA: and spinach rock soup.

ID: and giant gobblebeast legs.

WC: ~(Are there any good old timey desserts)

SA: I'm dying.

WC: ~(Please don't die, we just met!)

ID: cakes? i dunno.

WC: ~(Well, I bet it's online!) WC: ~(Let's see....)

SA: Frumenty.

WC: ~(!!!) WC: ~(Oooh there's a pastry booth set up in the square)

WC: ~(I know where I'm spending my night~)

SA: Linzer torte...

ID: there you go.

SA: Oh.

SA: I will have to go there too.

WC: ~(What's a Frumenty?)

SA: old. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9LKfr23mCo/maxresdefault.jpg

 WC: ~(I'll be happy to share if we run into each other ^^)

ID: instead of sushi buy me dessert prisma. tottesss want pastries.

WC: ~(I hope there's something with strawberries there) WC: ~(Shoot, now I've gone and made myself hungry! >:C)

SA: I would rather buy you creme brulee from somewhere that isn't a strange booth.

SA: Acquire strawberries?

ID: strange booths have some of the best food! but aww, thanks i think.

WC: ~(I would but they're sold out tonight) WC: ~(Strawberries AND my peach yogurt) WC: ~(I'm so mad!)

SA: I don't know how to feel about strange fair booths. Early market booths are good, though.

WC: ~(I'm sure the food is fine!)

WC: ~(Won't know unless you try it, right? ^^)

ID: i'm gonna be a booth babe for one stall selling weapons and antiques and stuff.

ID: so definitely buy his stuff.

SA: a booth... babe...

SA: Is this more slang.

WC: ~(That sounds mildly scandalous but also a great way to sell things) WC: ~(Where is his booth?)

SA: Or an actual occupation.

WC: ~(It's slang ^^)

SA: Also, WC, I suppose i would know if it would poison me before hand.

SA: So I shouldn't worry.

WC: ~(That's the spirit!)

WC: ~(Oh, now I have to get prepared and everything!)

ID: it's a job where i wear a silly outfit and use my body to get people to pay attention to the booth.

ID: i have no idea where it's gonna be. but i'll give you deets when i do.

WC: ~(Please do) WC: ~(I could go for some books and antiques) WC: ~(Does he have any good clothes)

ID: no clue. but he has books and antiques!

WC: ~(For uh) WC: ~(A very broad person about....6 feet? (｡≖‿≖))

WC: ~(Oh!) WC: ~(Then I guess I'll find out!)

ID: for what i assume are reasonable prices!

SA: Oh, so I suppose I will be walking by.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

WC: ~(Well, special events tend to price things really high! So reasonabe for the event, I guess)

SA: yes, like boutiques.

ID: c'mon prisma, you have to at least stop and say hiii. and he sells weapons and stuff.

SA: But I don't need those things.

WC: ~(It's still fun to look!)

ID: yeah!

WC: ~(I'll stop by! Why don't you join us?)

ID: who doesn't like old books? =:P

SA: when you said silly outfit and body i assumed it would be a stripper outfit.

SA: to be frank.

WC: ~(The sad and depraved)

WC: ~(Well sometimes that's what it turns into to be fair)

ID: i like to think i will not be in a stripper outfit.

ID: but hey, if i am, it's only as weird as you make it!

SA: I'd bring you a coat, in that case.

SA: I don't want to see your 7/10 and your entire torso.

SA: that would be most unpleasant.

ID: but my torso has tattoos. =:P

SA: But fine, I will go. To. ...Fair.

SA: ...yes, and?

ID: and i'm pretty sure i will not be shirtless! i hope.

ID: unless my outfit is how pheres will get his revenge on me being a jerk.

SA: Oh, is it Pheres's booth?

ID: yes.

WC: ~(It's okay, I see weird things all the time) WC: ~(My matesprit is allergic to shirts)

WC: ~(Well not really but he hates them)

WC: ~(So he doesn't wear them whenever he gets the chance) WC: ~(He also runs around in yoga pants. It's pretty cute!)

WC: ~(Is Pheres always there?)

ID: i think he tries to be?

SA: Yoga pants..

SA: Oh, is that his job:

WC: ~(As long as he's comfortable ^^)

SA: To be a fair craftsman

ID: stretchy pants that usually show off a troll's butt prisma.

SA: My jeans do that on their own.

ID: i think he just sells. not. crafts.

WC: ~(Oh, I'm so excited!)

SA: They don't need to be stretchy when they're made well enough.

ID: not everyone can drop fifty caegars on some pants.

WC: ~(What a discussion to have in front of a lady) WC: ~(Scandal!)

ID: my jeans were like. 2.

ID: hey you brought up yoga pants!

ID: and yoga pants + posteriors is a well known fact.

SA: I wasn't aware there was a boundery defined by identity.

WC: ~(Weeeell if the pants fit ~o^)

SA: I apologize?

WC: ~(What no) WC: ~(I was joking, Prisma)

SA: ...Oh.

ID: you'll get the hang of joking eventually. even the most adept trolls sometimes get confused in the chatroom.

WC: ~(Where are you from?)

SA: outer space.

SA: see that was a better joke.

SA: only it wasn't a joke at all.

SA: ...

ID: liiike i said. you'll. get the hang of it.

ID: eventually.

WC: ~(Well, it would have been a good joke otherwise!) WC: ~(You're doing well!)

SA: I appreciate the encouragement.

SA: where are you from, WC?

WC: ~(From not in outer space!)

WC: ~(But I live central continent, haha) WC: ~(Cascara is only about...6 hours from me by train?)

SA: I see.

SA: That is convenient.

SA: It is very far from Provenance.

WC: ~(Where is Provenance)

WC: ~(I'm not even familiar with that one!)

SA: I do not have the map anymore. But aways.

WC: ~(And you can call me Steamy! It's fine!)

ID: you gonna be able to make it to the fair alright prisma?

SA: Oh. Yes. Steamy.

SA: Yes. I will simply take a train. Or plane.

SA: whichever works.

WC: ~(Are you afraid of heights?) WC: ~(That uh) WC: ~(Aren't space related?)

SA: I am not afraid of anything.

SA: But thank you for the concern. Unless you meant Hadean.

WC: ~(No way!) WC: ~(Really?)

SA: I am incapable of feeling fear.

ID: skywhales work good. if you have them around.

ID: even of like. dying?

SA: I'm too tired to explain.

WC: ~(Skywhales are way overpriced) WC: ~(I just build my own airship)

ID: do you need another nap medicine thing?

ID: oh well let me fucking pull out my airship parts.

WC: ~(It uh....took about 8 sweeps of building but I did it)

SA: My inhibitor also regulates the amount of chemicals I can absorb, much like anti-anxiety medicine prevents absorption of those chemicals.

ID: and i'll get right on it.

SA: So I do not feel anything very strongly.

SA: But yes, I may go lie down. But I'm fhaving faun.

WC: ~(Are you a helm?)

ID: ...that's kinda sucky. go lay down if you need to! the chat is usually fun. you can have more fun another time.

WC: ~(Please do sleep!)

WC: ~(I can ask silly questions later!)

ID: anyways, he isn't a helm. so don't worry about that.

WC: ~(Which is a good thing) WC: ~(But the inhibitor part is a less good thing)

WC: ~(Those are normally put on someone when you want to keep them quiet......)

ID: yeah, but. he seems to be doing alright for himself even with the whole mess, so. not much we can do for him!

ID: unless you know how to remove that shit because i certainly do not.

WC: ~(Either way, he's still welcome to share my desserts at the fair) WC: ~(I'll bring you some at the booth too, maybe!)

WC: ~(Weeell I know how the process works) WC: ~(But it's not a safe one)

CC: No=t necessarily!

CC: I have o=ne, and it's just to= train my psychics.

ID: please do. =:)

SA: please do not. It would render me paralyzed.

WC: ~(Oh! Hello!)

WC: ~(Hence the not a safe one part)

CC: Er! CC: An inhibito=r, I mean. CC: So=rry, I do=n't type to=o= fast.

SA: hello, CC.

ID: okay no paralysis. gotcha.

WC: ~(We much prefer not to leave people permanently damaged) WC: ~(And biotech is not my field of expertise)

CC: Hello=! ／(^ x ^=)＼

ID: does you inhibitor paralyze you if removed cc.

WC: ~(Have we met, CC?)

CC: Um, I do=n't think yo=u can take mine o=ut!

CC: It's kind o=f... in there.

WC: ~(Nor would I try) WC: ~(These hands were not meant to perform surgical operations)

CC: And I do=n't think so=, I'm so=rry!

ID: the amount of trolls in this chat with machinery put in them is alarming.

CC: I mean, I guess it wo=uld paralyze me, since it wo=uld pro=bably mess up my spo=nge pretty bad?

WC: ~(I'm Steamy!) WC: ~(Pleased to meet you!)

CC: I'm Kit! ／(^ x ^=)＼ CC: It's very nice to=o= meet yo=u, to=o=!

WC: ~(None of my parts are machines, luckily)

WC: ~(Aww that's such a cute name!)

CC: Haha, I mean, we're a hi-tech empire!

CC: It's no=t that strange, is it? CC: And, haha, thanks! CC: You=rs is unusual, but very charming!

ID: well yeah, but. jeesh they start putting shit in a troll young now.

SA: it bothers Hadean.

CC: What's yo=ur name, ID? CC: I mean, if yo=u're o=kay with saying so=.

ID: hadean since. it's right there anyways.

CC: O=h! I vo=lunteered, if that's what yo=u mean! CC: I wasn't co=nscripted early - I've been part o=f the lepus pro=gram since I was five!

ID: ...that isn't too comforting.

ID: i think five is a little young to volunteer for. that.

SA: lepus program...

WC: ~(Lepus?) WC: ~(...Oh)

SA: that is interesting. What else?

CC: Um! CC: I mean, I'm happy with it!

CC: ... What else?

SA: or, wait, maybe we should not talk about this.

WC: ~(Well, if you're happy...^^)

ID: well you've got the sunk cost fallacy thing kit.

CC: The what?

ID: but yeahh maybe a better convo.

CC: And, wait, why no=t?

CC: Er

ID: sunken cost fallacy.

CC: I'm so=rry.

CC: I do=n't kno=w what that is.

WC: ~(Ahem) WC: ~(Are you going to this fair thing, Kit?)

CC: O=h, haha, um! CC: I'm no=t sure if I'm invited?

CC: And I do=n't want to= intrude.

ID: 'description: reasoning that further investment is warranted on the fact that the resources already invested will be lost otherwise, not taking into consideration the overall losses involved in the further investment.'

CC: What o=verall lo=sses, tho=ugh?

CC: I think I've o=nly do=ne go=o=d, so= far!

ID: well i mean. what's the end-goal for you? =:?

WC: ~(Well, now you're invited!) WC: ~(I'm trying to get my friends and my matesprit together to go to the fair)

CC: ... So=rry, Steamy, I meant to= ask if yo=u're go=ing! CC: I'm no=t great at trying to= ho=ld two= c=nversatio=ns at o=nce, haha. CC: Thank yo=u, tho=ugh! ／(^ x ^=)＼

WC: ~(And you're welcome to come) WC: ~(I'm sure Gelato will like you)

CC: The end go=al is helping the fleet co=mplete the pro=gram go=als!

WC: ~(I am! I'm reading the site now and it looks very exciting!)

ID: which are...? do i want to know.

CC: Classified! ／(≧ x ≦)＼ CC: I'm really so=rry, I'm no=t allo=wed to= say! CC: I do=n't even kno=w all o=f them, ho=nestly.

CC: But the o=nes I do= kno=w are pretty impo=rtant!

SA: They are usually not innocuous. My program was designed to create imperial hounds.

ID: ah. seems like a fine end goal. =:/

SA: but we can hope it's different for them.

ID: i suppose so, since they seem... happy.

CC: Ho=unds? CC: I'm no=t a barkbeast!

CC: And, I mean

CC: I'm right here... / (´･×･`)＼

SA: hello!

ID: i'm using they as a lack of knowing your gender. not a. you aren't here.

CC: I just meant, yo=u're kind o=f talking abo=ut me like I'm no=t. CC: ... Like uh CC: I'm a he?

WC: ~(Well this chat got heavy all of a sudden!)

ID: he's happy then.

CC: O=h CC: I'm so=rry.

IA: --Oh dear, what have I walked in -on here?

WC: ~(A chat that needs some lightening up!)

SA: My clownfish are very cute tonight

ID: ...clownfish.

SA: they are resting in the anemones.

IA: --Oh! D-o y-ou have cl-ownfish??

ID: oh they're pets.

SA: yes. I have a wall tank for them.

IA: That's s-o exciting!

ID: and not. fish that are clowns. as in seadweller clowns.

SA: what did you think--oh.

WC: ~(What do they look like?)

IA: I kn-ow, my lusus is a cl-ownfish.

SA: no that is not in my job description.

SA: it's also illegal

CC: I kind o=f tho=ught what ID tho=ught!

SA: they are orange and soft and I love them

ID: ...well that's sorta cute.

IA: S-o I ap-ol-ogize, I get excited when I hear ab-out s-ome-one's cl-ownfish.

CC: O=r, Hadean? CC: So=rry, I missed if yo=u said yo=ur name, o=r if that was yo=ur name.

ID: yeah i said it but things were busy so. hadean is right.

ID: id works too but apparently there's a different id.

CC: I kno=w an ID in real life!

IA: SA, h-ow many d-o y-ou have?

WC: ~(The other ID is my matesprit!)

SA: IA, don't apologize. They are cute.

CC: So= I think I'd rather call yo=u Hadean! ／(=⌒x⌒=)＼

ID: so yeah. hadean works out best anyways.

SA: ten.

WC: ~(I just wasn't going to comment ^^)

IA: That's l-ovely!

SA: oh, the yoga pants one. With no shirts.

WC: ~(Yep that's him!)

WC: ~(He's a sweetheart I love him <3)

ID: all i know is he calls people sugargrubs.

SA; that's disgusting.

WC: ~(Oh he does that to everyone)

WC: ~(I don't think I've ever heard him call anyone by their names!)

ID: even you?

WC: ~(I'm grapevine or sugarplum or something more often than not)

CC: O=h, I think that might be the same ID I kno=w? CC: Um! CC: I think I'd better no=t co=me to= the festival with yo=u. CC: I do=n't think he likes me very much.

WC: ~(Huh?) WC: ~(What happened?)

WC: ~(What did he do?)

CC: He didn't do= anything! CC: I just messed up really bad, is all.

WC: ~(Tell me what happened ono)

CC: He was really nice abo=ut it, actually.

CC: I mean, I CC: I'd really rather no=t, I mean, and it's no=t really a big deal, o=r anything, I just

ID: uh maybe shift over to the highblood chat if you wanna have some privacy? not that you have to just.

ID: if you don't want us knowing what you're talking about.

SA: kit, you could come with me to the fair.

SA: oh. I suppose there is one.

CC: It's o=kay, SA, really. CC: I pro=bably do=n't have time anyways, haha! CC: I wo=rk all week.

ID: uh prisma you're a stranger-

ID: prisma do oyu know what stranger danger is.

CC: Besides, I'd rather make friends with peo=ple first befo=re guilting them into= fair invites. / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)＼

SA: I'm an imperially sanctioned stranger.

SA: also no.

IA: --Oh I think I've heard -of this fair. Is nearly every-one g-oing?

WC: ~(It would seem so!)

ID: that makes you even more stranger dangery. =:I

SA: I've never met a stranger that was a threat.

ID: well that makes you a big threat to other strangers.

SA: but you wanted to meet me?

ID: well yeah but i'm immune to stranger danger.

CC: I mean, I think I'm Imperially sanctio=ned, to=o=, kind o=f?

WC: ~(They don't even give you time off?)

CC: O=f co=urse they do=! Just no=t during mo=st o=f the week. CC: And I've been really sick a lo=t recently, so= I do=n't want to= ask fo=r mo=re time o=ff.

CC: I feel bad eno=ugh already fo=r missing so= much time. ／(≧ x ≦)＼

CC: They wo=uldn't even let me co=me in earlier.

WC: ~(How sick were you that they wouldn't even come into work?)

WC: ~(That sounds pretty sick!)

CC: I got a little bit impaled! CC: Which so=unds silly, because ho=w do= yo=u get a little bit impaled, I kno=w, but it really was o=nly a little bit.

WC: ~(What!)

WC: ~(No wonder they wouldn't let you come in!)

WC: ~(That's serious!)

SA: that isn't illness that's a grievous injury

CC: I wo=uldn't call it grievo=us!

ID: like a shoulder impalement?

CC: Yeah!

ID: something small i'm assuming?

CC: Like it was just my sho=ulder.

CC: See, Hadean understands.

CC: It's really no=t that bad.

ID: shoulder impalements are just a pain to deal with.

CC: I'm so=rry, I sho=uldn't have said anything. CC: That's why I just said I was sick, at first, I mean. CC: I keep accidentally making peo=ple unco=mfo=rtable with this.

ID: why should they be uncomfortable? i doubt you impaled yourself on purpose.

TC: Are we !mpal!~g people now? Lemme see.

WC: ~(I'm not uncomfortable, I'm concerned) WC: ~(The military is very physical) WC: ~(Of course they don't want you there while you're physically impaired)

SA: I think bodily harm is a cause of alarm not discomfort.

CC: It wasn't alarming because I knew I'd get better!

CC: And I didn't impale myself.

CC: I think that's a little bit o=utside o=f my skill level!

ID: exactly, so no need to be uncomfortable!

TC: !s th!s m!l!tary story share ~!ght?

TC: Laaaaame

ID: man i hope not because i have no stories to tell.

SA: mine are sad.

SA: training in zero G was fun though.

SA: I'm still sorry about your injury, Kit.

TC: So you're !~ the fleet SA?

TC: What do you do?

TC: Do~'t tell me you do what ! th!~k you do.

CC: Thank yo=u! CC: Yo=u do=n't need to= feel so=rry, tho=ugh. ／(^ x ^=)＼ I'm fine no=w, really!

SA: No. I am ex fleet.

CC: O=h, why did yo=u leave?

SA: Hadean tell me to stop opening my mouth.

CC: Um

ID: prisma no opening your mouth.

TC: Ex fleet? ! d!d~'t th!~k you could leave, ~ot as a yellowblood.

SA: 😰

ID: no more questions this interview is over.

ID: my client has a very busy night, he probably needs that nap he was supposed to take earlier and junk.

TC: Cl!e~t???

ID: i'm now prisma's manager.

SA: i got tea.

SA: does that mean I pay you now?

ID: i mean like i'm going to say no to money but it was mostly a joke.

CC: ... Can I ask a different questio=n?

ID: maybe.

CC: O=r, I mean, I guess I wanted to= ask a questio=n abo=ut Prisma's questio=n! CC: Yo= were asking abo=ut my pro=gram earlier and I was wo=ndering what yo=u meant.

CC: Um CC: If that's alright? / (´･×･`)＼

ID: ...maybe.

CC: ／(≧ x ≦)＼

SA: about your program origins and recruitment.

SA: sorry, I was putting on my. Jammies.

SA: I was raised within my program from hatching. I haven't seen any other programs with implants that weren't built from scratch.

ID: ...jammies.

CC: Haha, I haven't heard anybo=dy call them that in sweeps!

SA: yes, jammies

CC: Well, jammies aside, I guess...

CC: I haven't been part o=f Lepus fro=m hatching? CC: But it's been fo=r a pretty lo=ng time! CC: And I was with a different pro=gram befo=re that, but that was just the peo=ple that wor=k to= help hatch mo=re psio=nic and psychic tro=lls in general.

CC: I vo=lunteered when I was five sweeps, and I guess that was yo=ung eno=ugh to= install everything pretty easy?

ID: gonna be kinda checking out of this convo so prisma type my name if you need me to tell you not to do something.

SA: yes. Alright. Thank you, Hadean.

SA: enjoy the pizza from earlier if you haven't already.

SA: in my program, we were specifically gened that way too.

CC: ...Did I make him unco=mfo=rtable?

SA: but you don't know what the primary purpose I?

SA: Hadean doesn't like. "Helmspeak"

CC: I do=! CC: I'm no=t really allo=wed to= say so=, tho=ugh.

CC: O=h. I'm no=t really a helmsman, tho=ugh?

SA: they are a rust, AA said. So it bothers them.

CC: I do=n't have psi.

SA: hmmm.

CC: I do=n't want to= upset him, tho=ugh.

SA: you don't have psionics but you're in...?

SA: maybe we could talk privately another time.

SA: I have just never met another troll remotely like me.

CC: O=h, um!

CC: I have psychics, which are different?

CC: Sho=uld we talk so=mewhere else?

CC: I feel like I made everyo=ne unco=mfortable. CC: I can leave! I'd rather yo=u be able to= talk with yo=ur friend! ／(^ x ^=)＼

SA: it wasn't your fault. I did the same thing earlier.

AH: They're just a bunch of fucking weenies.

SA: I am unsure of where else we could talk, but I would be happy to receive a PM from you over this. Especially because of your abilities. If you don't mind, that is.

SA: I think it is very scary for most trolls, even if I don't understand it very well outside of specialty programs.

SA: I don't think Hadean is a coward.

ID: yo that's my name.

ID: i am defs not a weenie or coward.

CC: That's o=kay. CC: I kind o=f get the impressio=n I'm abo=ut to= leave so=o=n, anyways. ／(^ x ^||||)＼

CC: And yo=u seem really nice, Hadean.

ID: i mean. i don't know how nice i am but thanks i think.

AH: Okay except Hadean

AH: he's just a doofus

CC: Well, yo=u're really nice to= Prisma! CC: And yo=u'v ebeen friendly to= me.

ID: =:P bite me gliese.

AH: oh tyrian tits no, Empress only knows where you've been

AH: I don't want a disease

ID: i've been in the tub like. almost all night. =:P

AH: even worse

AH: you'd taste like SOGGY garbage

ID: and don't worry kit. you seem like a nice enough guy.

ID: fuck you i smell like delightful hotel shampoo.

AH: you probably smell like a seadweller's armoire, you flowery dipshit

ID: even though i had to steal like 10 of the tiny bottles to get enough.

AH: LMAO

AH: with your hair? not a fucking surprise

CC: Ha, thanks! CC: I'm so=rry I made yo=u unco=mfo=rtable with the co=nversati-n, tho=ugh.

AH: lmao Hadean will live

AH: he's survived a whole lot worse

AH: He's too mean to stay down long

ID: eh. not your fault, just not convo i like listening to! like gliese said i'll live. if only to spite her.

CC: That do=esn't mean I sho=uldn't apo=lo=gize fo=r being rude, tho=ugh>

AH: _BITCH_

CC: There's no=t much po=int to= saying so=rry if yo=u o=nly do= it when peo=ple are go=nna be dead, Gliese.

AH: SHHHHH

AH: MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS

CC: And so= is yo=ur ability to= ho=ld do=wn shift, apparently.

ID: pshhh. shame gliese. shameeee.

AH: NO U

ID: swift and cunning, that's gliese's comebacks.

AH: hey I can type in lowercase but it doesn't properly express my BLOSSOMING EXCITEMENT

AH: I will swiftly kick you in the dick, how's that

ID: i mean why are you aiming for my dick, hella rude.

AH: wow Hadean this must be the greatest shock of your life. Me being rude. I mean holy shit, what is this, fucking opposite night

AH: let us all gather round and mourn Hadean's ability to not state the obvious

AH: it died fucking bravely

AH: actually I take that back

AH: it probably died choking on a piece of rotten burger

ID: the only thing dying here is my thinkpan from reading your garbage.

AH: wow, so sad

AH: I guess it's MY job to play the tiny violin now

AH: wow what a passing of the torch

ID: don't break the strings they're a pain to replace.

AH: fuck you I break all the strings

ID: fucking worst musician.

AH: look I play a _different_ instrument, so shut up

AH: I'm not a strings person

ID: what are you. a drum person. because that's hitting something?

AH: LMAO, no

AH: Accidentally broke my first one since it was a lowblood one, hurt my hand a little

AH: Kind of put me off it

ID: woooowwww.

AH: what, I was like, four sweeps

AH: I didn't realize shit for rusts wasn't gonna hold up to me

ID: poor privileged baby gliese~

AH: when you're a kid and you don't know your own strength yet it's annoying u shitlord

AH: I accidentally broke a nice flowerpot that way too

ID: well i mean when i was 4 my lusus was teaching me to stay away from the bluebloods so they didn't cull me for funsies so.

AH: granted that was 'cause I kicked it - lmao

ID: but sure, strength. what a bitch. =:P

AH: okay fine, you win, sobs

AH: that's your new nickname

AH: sobs

ID: and also by teaching me i mean trying to teach me.

AH: LMAO YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

ID: i was a sucky student like always.

AH: CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T LEARN VERY WELL

ID: i do what i want.

AH: lol

MN: dont makE .ME. comE oVEr thErE and pap both your assEs

AH: what, what did _I_ do

ID: wow straight to the ass huh.

AH: I'm fucking pure as the driven snow

AH: not that I ever SEE snow anymore

MN: ...wow .I. haVE bEEn talking to .PHERES. too long apparEntly

AH: LOL

AH: why, does he pap everybody?

ID: snow is overrated.

MN: yEs

AH: oh my god

AH: that's fantastic

MN: hEs grEat .I. tEll you

AH: I'm totally gonna bring that up - oh my _god_

AH: he's papped YOU??

AH: LOL

ID: i am hoping that this is not a thing i need to actually worry about.

AH: WAY TO SMEAR, PHERES

MN: .YEP.

ID: =:I

AH: IM DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS

MN: word of warning hEll probably try to pap you at somE point

AH: lol I don't think he would he hates my guts platonically I'm pretty sure

AH: not that I totally blame him

MN: not you hadEan

AH: OH LMAO

AH: HA

ID: thank god, bullet dodged.

AH: Pheres would probably lose a frond

AH: Hadean would bite it off and eat it

MN: oh .MY. god

AH: AM I WRONG

ID: what am i a fucking woofbeast.

MN: yEah dont actually do that

AH: IDK DUDE

ID: i don't fucking eat trolls.

ID: ....

ID: why do you think i'd eat a troll.

AH: IF YOU COULD PUT SAUCE ON IT AND BAKE IT, WHO AM I TO KN - it was a joke you dweeb

AH: judging by how you're always hungry

AH: I don't _actually_ think you'd eat a troll, calm your tits

ID: well i'll have you know i had three large pizzas tonight.

AH: amen

AH: the beast is sated

AH: at least temporarily

ID: i mean. for now.

SA: cannibalism Increases the risk of prions.

SA: which are lethal.

ID: what's a prion- oh.

AH: wow you're a goddamn bundle of joy, aren't you

ID: also gliese this is prisma.

SA: they cause proteins to fold incorrectly and slowly kill your brain.

ID: prisma is great, be nice.

SA: hello!

AH: I can see how they won you all over with these fascinating facts

AH: so what's your thing, Prisma

AH: besides talking to Kit about helm shit

SA: I'm fascinating and I'm from outer space.

AH: lolwot

ID: ^^^^

AH: no way

ID: wow rude gliese, doubting a guy.

SA: what is your thing, aside from fighting?

AH: Plants

AH: Plants are pretty sick

AH: Oh and parkour

AH: and dayrunning

SA: oh, I should have guessed

AH: anything that involves sick-ass stunts

SA: and bitterness, acerbic

SA: I have noted all these things.

AH: good for you, nerdlord supreme??

AH: you gonna write a study on it or do you just note stuff to sound like some super smart analytic nerd type

SA: yes 🙃

AH: okay that smiley is funny

AH: You get a point

ID: i award prisma all the points.

AH: aw come on why do they get ALL the points

AH: what'd they even DO

SA: 😍

ID: because i'm the fucking judge now and i say so.

AH: LOL OKAY

AH: HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HADEAN IN THE HIVE

SA: they are not very tyrannical.

AH: lol you say that you haven't taken him for food

ID: i judge gliese is a total loser. sentence is two sweeps in the nerd mines.

AH: _BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE_

ID: hey prisma bought me a pizza.

SA: the nerd mines...

AH: I will break out and kick you in the dick

AH: TWICE

AH: _WHAT_

AH: _THEY DID NOT_

SA: how would you

AH: ...did they

SA: never mind

ID: yes.

AH: Prisma did you buy this fucking loser a pizza

SA: I bought them and the green one pizza.

AH: GODDAMMIT

SA: 🍕

ID: =:D

AH: well now I have to top that, you just made my life harder

AH: ...why do we even HAVE a pizza emote

AH: wait what green one

ID: 🍕 🍕

SA: Sipara said the same thing. Why does everyone have to out food the other?

ID: lal.

SA: yes.

AH: oh the jade who talks funny

ID: because i'm a black hole that needs constant sacrifices made prisma.

AH: LMAO accurate

ID: else i won't bring the rains.

SA: downtown flooded earlier.

SA: I may have sent too much pizza.

ID: you're welcome.

SA: that was rude 🌊

ID: 🤽

SA: does lal talk funny?

SA: 🚣‍♀️

AH: I mean I've never _met_ them but I've seen them in logs and they say things in weird ways

ID: 💦

SA: oh.

ID: they're nice enough. just snarky.

SA: ☔️

ID: and too poor to buy me a ring pop.

AH: wow

AH: that's pathetic

SA: oh right your proposal was ruined

ID: ⛴

ID: my heart will go on.

AH: rest in fucking pieces

SA: and on 🎻

AH: HA

AH: okay, fine, Hadean, you were right

AH: for once

SA: what is the story behind you two?

ID: always.

AH: this one is a keeper

AH: I'm his meal ticket

AH: his BEST meal ticket

ID: well sip fed me twice now... so...

SA: ☺️

AH: I WILL OUTDO THAT, I've been fucking busy at the base okay

SA: base?

ID: tell your excuses to my stomach.

AH: same one you were talking about with Kit/CC

AH: LMAO

SA: are your lunches always so vitriolic?

AH: they wouldn't be fun otherwise

ID: it's how we bond.

AH: yeah, all that good shit

SA: oh

ID: plus someone has to remind gliese she's a total nerd.

AH: I wouldn't take just any boring dumbass to lunch now would I

AH: _IMPUDENT_

SA: I don't know. Would you?

ID: ms. star wars marathoner.

AH: naaaaah

AH: HEY, THEY HAVE LOTS OF SHOOTING

ID: whatever nerd.

SA: but they always miss

AH: therefore there's MORE SHOOTING

SA: therefore they are improperly trained.

AH: snoooore who cares it's a movie

AH: real life, yeah, I'd be making fun

AH: but it's a movie it's supposed to be stupid

SA: i don't think that's the purpose of movies

AH: movies are stupid fun

AH: duh

AH: everybody knows that

SA: 😨

ID: unless they're documentaries.

AH: yeah I guess

ID: or romcoms which are never fun.

SA: are they not...

ID: i mean. if romcoms are your thing i guess they are.

ID: are you a romcom guy.

SA: I don't know 🤷‍♀️

SA: I like scary things because they aren't scary

SA: but sometimes I hope they ade

AH: you sound like a goddamn cryptic

SA: I hope you mean cryptid

ID: he's just got a lot of. don't get scared juice in him.

SA: because I am

AH: lol

AH: what are you, bigfoot

SA: no I'm a robot

ID: gliese is the even rarer cryptid than bigfoot.

ID: she's.

ID: the bigmouth.

SA: what is she -

SA: 😮

SA: that sounds unfortunate. Where are her brethren?

AH: Kit's one

AH: his mouth is even bigger

AH: 'cause we're hatchmates and all

SA: kit was very polite

ID: kit seemed not at all mouthy.

AH: he hides his secret well

ID: uh-huh. projecting much?

AH: it is a dark and deep secret

AH: see you say that but I remain secure in the fact that you calling everyone a nerd is YOU projecting

SA: a nerd is better than an angry loudmouth

AH: your values system is fucked up

SA: 🤷‍♀️

AH: FUCKED UP I SAY

SA: what is your value system

ID: prisma just has my back. =:P

AH: it's a value system of AWESOMENESS

ID: unlike some blue cheerleader who keeps telling me i'm stupid for fighting her nerd partner.

AH: I don't think you're STUPID just RECKLESS and coming from me that'S BAD, my dude

ID: we said no dying!

SA: is this the one you were talking about earlier?

ID: mn, the jade who was here before. that's who i'm fighting.

AH: YEAH OKAY AND ACCIDENTS NEVER HAPPEN LMAO but whatever I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it, I'll just be there to mop up whatever happens

SA: oh. Be safe.

ID: i mean if he accidentally tries to murder me he's dead so. =:/

AH: _No killing Emerel_

SA: I will help

SA: oh

AH: I LIKE Emerel

CC: What??

ID: i will if he tries killing me!

AH: he's my friend

SA: nevermind

AH: OH MY GOD, you just said you two agreed

SA: you were serious

CC: Who='s trying to= kill Emerel??

AH: do you trust him or not

AH: nobody, HOPEFULLY

ID: i trust him as much as you can trust a stranger who agreed not to kill you.

AH: and he better not hurt Hadean or I'll CLONK BOTH THEIR HEADS

ID: =:I

CC: What do= yo=u mean, ho=pefully? / (´･×･`)＼

CC: That's no=t really a so=lid answer!

AH: I mean if one of these doofuses messes up we're all gonna be very sorry

SA: there is a medieval semi death match pending

ID: it means if emerel doesn't try killing someone, no one is gonna die.

AH: yeah SA laid it out pretty well

CC: Um! CC: I do=n't think he's likely to= do= that!

SA: my money is on 7/10

ID: then no death! thanks prisma.

AH: ughhhh I wanna see this and shit but I'm gonna be happy when it's over, god

SA: I'm sure there will be doctor. There will be doctors, righr

AH: Yeah, should be

ID: gliese you're like 5000 percent more stressed over it than the trolls who might die.

CC: He's a go=o=d guy, really. CC: He wo=uldn't just cull so=mebo=dy fo=r no= reaso=n.

AH: yeah because you're both doofuses

SA: but you won't die

ID: damn right i won't!

AH: and I'm not like STRESSING THAT MUCH

AH: just rolling my eyes

AH: does that count as high stress

SA: if we were in person I could tell your actual level of stress

AH: what

SA: if I'm at the fair, we'll find out

ID: psi.

AH: you got like, some nerd machine for that

SA: ☺️

ID: he's yellow gliese, just alllwaayysss assume psi.

AH: _lmao_

AH: I've met lowbloods with no psi, you never know

AH: some like Cateex have really weak shit

ID: well my main man prisma is not weak shit!

SA: Hadean said their psionics were being immune to idiots

AH: LOL

SA: is that right? Am i remembering

AH: THEN HE'D BE ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF

ID: i mean i said that but it was a joke.

ID: immune does not mean allergic wtf gliese.

AH: If you ARE something but are immune to it wouldn't that make an allergic reaction

AH: I dunno

ID: i'd just like. cancel myself out.

SA: it would mean he wouldn't exist because he's immune to his own state of being

SA: oh

AH: I'm tired I had a long ass - LMAO YEAH YOU'D CEASE TO EXIST

AH: EVEN BETTER

SA: hivemind

ID: we're just syncing up now, watch out gliese.

SA: but who would you feed, AH?

AH: Oh shit, beware the nerd brigade

AH: uh

AH: Hadean still??

AH: oh speak of the devil earlier it's the weird jade

SS: (Wtf, Hads, are you gettin food again?)

ID: i think he meant if i didn't exist.

ID: bitch i might be.

SS: (What've you got, a hollow walkfrond?)

SA: yes

SS: (What is your secret?)

ID: uh. psi.

SS: (Pls share, am also starving.)

SA: hello, SS. Did you get the pizza I ordered?

AH: what, why are YOU starving you're jade

SS: (No, I mean for food acquisition.)

ID: and being handsome.

AH: the hell did you do wrong

SA: 7/10 is only marginally handsome

ID: also i have being rust on my side.

SS: (I did! I totes ate it but did not, to the lovely Sipa's tragic disappointment, explode in the process.)

ID: prisma you are no longer my main man. =>:'(

SA: I am the only 10/10 here ☺️

SS: (And oh em gee, AH, you can't just ask peeps why they're broke.)

SA: I'm joking

SA: oh I'm glad you didn't explode

AH: wow I just fucking did

ID: so was i. hence the face.

AH: cough up

SA: 😉

SS: (Whaaat, are we still doin the hotness scale thing?) SS: (You know what, I don't even wanna know, tbh.) SS: (We have already established your taste is totes awful, SA, soz to say.) SS: (You were hatched that way, tho, so it's okay.) SS: (We accept you.)

ID: 👅

AH: if your story sucks invent a better one

SS: (What'll you give me for it, pal? (\unu/ ))

AH: uhhhh

ID: 👁‍🗨 👅 👁‍🗨

AH: a snack? idfk where you do even live

AH: Hadean was passing through Port Port

AH: so I fed his dumb ass

SA: I think to think I have a good taste, but I also have duplicates of the same outfits.

ID: i'm in cascara now!

AH: LOL WOW

SS: (Oh, shit, are you one of the rabbit twins, or the banker?)

SS: (Pls say banker.)

AH: okay who invented the term rabbit twins I'm gonna fucking end them

SA: it's cute

AH: I'm not the banker shitswizzler

SS: (It was totes deffo 100% not me.)

SA: embrace it

SS: (200%, even.)

AH: I'm a Lepus troll

ID: don't worry prisma, i have three t-shirts that are exactly the same. and three pairs of pants that are pretty much the same.

SS: (Hopbeast blueblood.)

SA: 🍾🍾🍾

AH: okay well then what the fuck's YOUR lusus

AH: I need to nickname YOU

SS: (Uhhhh!)

SS: (A super cool giant fire-breathing dragon.)

AH: _BULLSHIT_

SS: (With, like, seven heads.)

ID: lie detected.

SS: (And a spike tail.)

SA: I only have strength for emojis now. Goodnight dragon child

AH: If it were you wouldn't be fucking poor

SA: ankylosaur hydra child

AH: you'd be laying motherfucking waste to the desert and getting what you wanted

ID: oh you going to bed prisma? later.

SS: (Good night, awesome person who is totes my second best friend in the world now!)

SA: I will be back for more fun later 🤗

SS: ((Sipa sent one more pizza so she made first, soz to say!))

AH: Night Prisma nerd

SA: goodnight

SS: (Ain't you been on about a nap anyhow?)

SS: (Ttyl, pal!)

ID: night.

ID: also good lal, use the numbers of pizzas to gain more pizzas.

SS: (And fuck you, you don't know my tragic backstory, AH!) SS: (That's why we're, like, even having this convo.) SS: (So you ain't got the deets to judge if I can be proper-like broke with a rad dragon lusus. (\uwu/) )

SS: (Thanks, Troll Yoda.)

SS: (Srsly, tho, I'm gonna pick your sponge for your secrets.)

ID: as long as my sponge stays where it's supposed to be.

SS: (In a jar on my table?)

AH: I got the deets to know you're full of shit

SS: (Can do! (\^_^/) )

SS: (Nah, pal, I'm fulla pizza.)

AH: I mean unless your lusus fucking ditched you

SS: (We, like, JUST went over this.)

AH: which would actually be sad

SS: (Maybe it's busy guarding my cave, huh?)

ID: you got your lusus still gliese?

AH: LMAO

AH: of course I do, Haredad is great, but I see him less these nights since he goes off munching the zombies with Kit's lusus

SS: (Jades totes live under rocks, you ain't got proof I'm wrong. (\eue/) )

AH: but I still sleep on him when I come back - LMAO YOU GOT ME THERE

SS: (But I totes don't believe your lusus is a bun.)

SS: (Pix or it didn't happen!)

AH: you're the...shit, I guess Emerel was technically the first?

AH: I lose track.

SS: (Ideally, like, adorbs ones.)

AH: LMAO well fine if you insist

AH: fuck you they're all adorable

SS: (Perf.)

AH: sent HaredadYawningLikeAGoddamnDork.png

SS: (Omg. ❤ )

SS: (I am not convinced, tho.) SS: (That could TOTES be photoshop.)

SS: (More pix.)

AH: He's so goddamn silly sometimes for a saber-toothed - LOL

ID: ooh are we sharing lusii.

AH: SURE I GUESS

AH: ...hey SS

AH: pics or YOURS didn't happen

SS: (Sure, pal, sure!)

invertedDissident has sent bananaonbackforscale.png!

SS: (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/d/dc/BlueEyesUltimateDragon-LDK2-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20161007085413)

 ID: be kind to my lusus-

AH: sent HaredadWTFtho.png (in which Haredad has a bird on his head)

AH: LMAO

ID: ...really lal.

AH: IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

AH: GIVE 'EM CREDIT

SS: (The other four heads ain't fittin in the frame, pal, ain't my fault. (\unu/) )

AH: LOL

ID: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OdL07mJYhtg/UyyF81jts0I/AAAAAAAADmI/qhHgOOAFpNA/s1600/300px-BottomlessTrapHole-LCJW-EN-ScR-1E.png

 AH: is that you, Hadean

AH: is that your inner fucking soul

SS: (Omg, it's exactly like the selfie he posted earlier!)

ID: fucking rude.

AH: LOL

AH: _HA_

SS: (Which reminds me, buntwin#2!)

AH: my name's Gliese dickhead

AH: what the fuck's yours, besides 'Lal'

ID: found gliese. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/17/CreepyConey-PHSW-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20120720032649

 AH: DAMN STRAIGHT

SS: (That's what I said! SS: (Come by the giant teapot sometime, I'll give you a cool story for food and tips.)

AH: ...oh wait

SS: (Read the nametag while you're at it. (\unu/) )

AH: you're that dorky looking jade barista

AH: Lalide

AH: or whatever

SS: (Yes, that is exactly my name.)

SS: (You are totes correct.)

SS: (Congrats! (\ouo/) )

AH: FUCKIN' CALLED IT

ID: what gliese wishes she could be equipped with. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/15/HornoftheUnicorn-YGLD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20151114052324

 AH: lolwot

ID: so you had a sharp horn at last.

SS: (LUL)

SS: (Hads ain't pullin punches.)

SS: (Why're all the aggro ones nubby?)

SS: (Gliese, Sipa...)

AH: bitch my horns aren't nubby

ID: they're big and dull!

AH: Hadean is just a dickhead who can't see because his eyes are all red

SS: (P sure Hads just called 'em nubby.)

ID: i didn't call them nubby. i called them dull. duh.

AH: learn to read fuckwad

ID: got me gliese, my eyes are all red.

SS: (Damn, dude, way to discriminate against the illiterate!)

ID: almost like i'm a sparkplug or something.

AH: wow look at all these tears I'm shedding on your behalf, Lalide

AH: look at them fucking pooling on the ground

AH: just tragic

SS: (Maybe I can't read through my epic contacts, neither!?)

SS: (Ain't only red oculars what get you all impaired-like.)

AH: lol, what, are you some kind of dorky mutant

SS: (Nah, just fashionable.)

AH: _riiiiight_

AH: probably just a huge fucking nerd

ID: no money for food. but money for #aesthetic

AH: with headfluff like that

SS: (Thank you!) SS: (Someone finally up and acknowledges my nerd cred!)

AH: lmao

AH: I find it PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE I am the first

SS: (And yes, totes, you caught me, I was all, like, 'Y'know, I could eat this week, but I'd totes rather add a new fashion hashtag to my instagram!')

AH: LOL

AH: OWNED, HADEAN

SS: (Everyone keeps up and callin me goth, dude, and everyone knows you can't be two at once!)

ID: does that really count as owned.

AH: you totally can though

AH: shut up you're fucking owned

SS: (Not if you're already emo!)

SS: (It's, like, two, sure, but three's way extra.)

AH: are you saying you're not extra

ID: anyways i'm going to sleep so. have fun nerds.

AH: because if so: in that case I'm not blue and Hadean isn't a shameless dinner whore

SS: (I am v v extra, pal, but the good kinda extra. (\unu/) )

AH: is that _soooo_

SS: (Hells, pal, why'd you have to up and remind me of the time?)

SS: (Fuck off and let me keep pretending I ain't about to crash for like 16 hours.)

SS: (Ttfn, I guess!)

ID: ahahah wowww. have fun with that.

AH: LOL, goddamn, get some rest, dipshit

SS: (Who's dipshit, this time?)

AH: it will forever be a mystery

AH: you will just have to live in pained torment

SS: (RIP in pieces. (\qnq/) )

AH: not knowing if you are the dipshit or not

SS: (My wails will be heard for clicks!) SS: (You can use 'em to come find me to chill and buy me lunch tomorrow.)

AH: oh my GOD, what the fuck is this room, a 'let's all beggar lunch off Gliese' spot??

AH: why the fuck should I buy you lunch.

SS: (Cos dinner's a date.)

AH I already support Hadean's snarky, dumb ass

SS: (And I already up and tried to have one a those with Cennef.)

AH: I have the bulgeface moocher slot filled

AH: ...

AH: ......

AH: ...what the FUCK

AH: _CENNEF?_

SS: (This response pleases me.)

AH: HOW THE FUCK DID _CENNEF_ TAKE YOU ON A DATE

AH: CENNEF FUCKING HATES JADES

SS: (Well, it was a p shit date!)

AH: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN COME NEAR YOU WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.

SS: (And obvi cos I'm super charming, pal!)

AH: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, GODDAMN.

SS: (My superpower is makin everyone love me.)

AH: LMAO

SS: (And also the uncanny feeling that I avoided gettin skinned by a weird jade serial killer.)

AH: okay no but fucking really why did she do anything remotely nice for you

AH: LOL

SS: (Is that what the ears are made of??)

AH: I'm kidding, I doubt she could ever _actually_ kill a jade without fucking falling down in fear

SS: (Jade faces?)

AH: at least according to her stupid fucking backstory

AH: LOL

SS: (What's her deal, tho?)

AH: according to her she was enslaved by rainbowdrinkers or some such bullshit.

AH: but that's obviously total wank

SS: (What, in her RP?)

AH: LMAO

AH: YEAH YOU'D THINK SO

AH: I mean, SOMETHING must've happened

SS: (Like, pal, manage your fourth wall, there.)

AH: because that bitch was like, feral, until she was 7

AH: so clearly something got fucked up and maybe she hallucinated, I don't fucking know

AH: but she still sticks to her cock and bull tale even now

AH: and she's _9_

SS: (I ain't a head docterrorist, but if I was a head docterrorist I'd say she, like, probs ain't got her ish straight.)

AH: but it's obviously total horseshit to justify her hateboner for everyone jade and over

AH: because she's pathetic

SS: (Guess it's fine to take it out on the loser caste that up and let the whole feral thing happen, tho!)

AH: oh my god

AH: oh my god did she seriously give you shit

AH: I mean I'm not fucking SURPRISED but

AH: what the fuck threat could you be, you sound goddamn pathetic

SS: (Minus sarcasm, pal, I'm, like, middle key sheddin a tear inside for whatever fucker keeps lettin ferals outta the caverns.)

AH: LMAO SAME THO

SS: (And excuse you, my giant dragondad is, like, totes sayin otherwise!)

AH: LMAO SURE

AH: okay, but you know fucking what

SS: (Don't make fun of me, I'm sensitive and gonna go tell my lusus!)

AH: just because you had to endure Cennef's hoofbeastshit

AH: I will take you for lunch

SS: (Eyyyyyy!)

SS: ( (\oUo/) )

SS: (Fuck the peeps that're like, 'The key to my friendship is through my digestion sack!')

SS: (It's obvi the other way around.)

AH: LOL

SS: (The key to fillin my digestion sack is friendship.)

AH: CLEARLY

AH: though lmao I should go too

AH: but I'm serious

AH: I have shit to do in the next like

AH: two weeks

AH: but after that

SS: (Pal, do I look like I'm goin anywhere?)

AH: you, me, lunch, bashing the world's worst maroon

SS: (It's a not-date!)

AH: idfk your life

AH: maybe you have to go visit your dad

SS: (Shit, u rite.)

SS: (In my underground seaside mansion!)

AH: LMAO

AH: OBVIOUSLY

SS: (Can't go forgettin 'bout that ish!)