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pianokantzart · 8 months

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I think its hilarious how bowser has his own picture frame of princess peach lol. Like did he steal it? Did he have the koopas infiltrate abd take snapshots?

Looks too professional to be a candid, sneakily-taken snapshot.

I headcanon that it's pretty easy to buy a print of a royal portrait, especially if you visit the gift shop of their local kingdom (or maybe mail order a copy in Bowser's case.) And yes, this theory does have some basis in game canon:

#It's like how you can get a print of Queen Elizabeth on etsy or Amazon I imagine #I mean DK has a crapton of merch in the movie universe #and Princess Daisy has her face and name attached to a candy company #so it's not all that weird #public figures and all that jazz #Mario Movie #Mario headcanons #Princess Peach #Bowser #askbox #anon

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miscopia · 2 years

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it's fun to watch the world crumble around you and you just know someday you're going to be screwed over too but it's nice to see all the bad people get screwed first

#but also we don't need to get rid of all the companies #we need to replace their owners with better people #that's like saying we shouldn't have any countries #we need better rulers of the countries #but billions of little countries is not necessarily an improvement #gen z #screwed #end #world #news #amazon #tesla #twitter #bezos #jeff bezos #elongated muskrat #elon musk

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ikishima · 5 months

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My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food

#x #PS plastic food storage containers are also not ideal... I'm going to replace all mine with glass containers when i can afford it #i bought everything nonstick thinking it would be easier to deal with. i wanted to be cost-effective & save time so buying cheap nonstick #seemed like a good idea but every single nonstick thing I bought either already needed to be tossed in the trash or the teflon is flaking #aka they have become unsafe to use. but i dont have the money to replace all my fucking kitchenware!!!!!#today the casserole dishes that i bought 2.5 years ago are going in the trash. fucking waste of money and awful for the planet #boiling water to get rid of microplastics in a flaking nonstick pot... my life is a joke LMFAOOO #i was going to put a brand suggestion for nonstick here based on what lasted the longest for anyone who absolutely NEEDS nonstick #but when i search for who owns that brand and then searched with israel in quotes... first result was them being voted brand of the year #in israel... so never mind... dude fuck all these big companies i fucking hate this shit #oh btw ceramic is a good nonstick alternative but all my ceramics lasted less than 3 years... their lifespan is about 2 years apparently #theres way too many tags on this already but for anyone who reads them all HIIII and also you can literally find better furniture #on the side of the road than you will ever find on amazon or from ikea or where the fuck ever

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moregraceful · 25 days

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having trouble staying silly so made a medium impulse purchase of a slightly higher quality reloadable point and shoot than the one i got a target which had some strange warping i didn't like (like worse than a regular disposable camera, somehow...the shein-ification of target i think) for the roadtrip. i'm so harrowed by losing that entire roll of musty and will smith (shark) that i cannot bring myself to commit to the om-1 so i'm hoping that getting to blow through a roll or two on the roadtrip has promise of enough joy to get me through the next two weeks🥲

#i have not been back to the film place to confirm the musty will smith shark roll was user error bc i am so harrowed #so i'm making a friend look at it when i get where i am going #also. looked at reviews and i HATEEEEE r/analog being like don't buy a point and shoot it's useless buy this $$$ slr instead #NOT THE POINT OF A RELOADABLE DISPOSABLE CAMERA #YOU DON'T USE A POINT AND SHOOT ON THE LEVEL OF A DISPOSABLE TO BECOME A PRO. YOU USE IT TO HAVE A SILLY GOOFY TIME #''medium'' $40 bc amazon dropped the price after the company came out with a new version #but the newer version is so do it for the gram-coded/lomography-lite...this i truly am not here for with film photography #$40 is a true medium purchase but i am about to drop $$$$ on movers #but it feels like a small purchase compared to the literal thousands of dollars i have on the books...lol. and perhaps. lmao.#actually one more thing. all the redditors talking shit need to look at is what a half-frame camera can do as like...art #like yes you're not taking pro-level photos but use your big reddit brain and think about what you can do with film diptych #the possibilities are rich. imagine what you could do at outdoor sports games. i almost wish i'd had it earlier tbqh #ah well. there will be many more baseball games in my future #fresno oilers.txt

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crinkle-eyed-boo · 4 months

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#it’s the way Maya #is 100% using a pay to publish company #to publish her HACK JOB Y/N FIC #her Mary Sue has HER INITIALS #she moved Liam’s initials by literally three letters #from LP to OS #I’m SCREAMING #she writes a fictionalized version of the first m&g #CARY is the most popular guy #LANCE is the kindest and most aware of fans #I mean!#and she says OLIVER is the LEAST POPULAR #acts like he’s older than all of them #everything is forced #I’m just GAGGED that she’s going this route #in the worst way #😱😱😱😱#also the writing is BAD #any real publisher would be paying HER to publish this #releasing direct to Amazon had me 👀👀#and then looking up the supposed publisher #like I said it’s 100% a pay to publish #and she’s paying for the literal copies of the book #paying Amazon to distribute #etc #embarassing #don’t fuck with me I work in publishing #K*itlin T**fany at least had a real publisher #and a real agent #LOL

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 10 months

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girl help the content about palestine on tiktok is turning from actual journalism content and educational resources and organized ways to help to "boycott everything or you're a bad person and if you don't use a game filter that generates 0.00001 cent you're personally the problem"

#of course theres still a lot of good stuff on there regarding activism but. *please*#the all-or-nothing disorganized activism comes from a good place but can also end up being discouraging/confusing for other people #theres a difference between 'follow this concise list of companies with proof of supporting israel as best you can'#and 'boycott everything on black friday/cyber monday because its the same time as the ceasefire ignore the sales and #don't buy anything from these big companies just make this a thrifty/homemade holiday season'#even though bds has amazon listed as a NON BOYCOTT company #and some people 1.) dont have a good selection of thrift/secondhand stores as alternatives #and 2.) cannot on short notice switch to making gifts for everyone #(like me! i switched away from homemade gifts *because its too much to do in the holiday season*)#(and switching up what im doing to all thrift/homemade would *cause me to burn myself out*)#mine #tiktok #free palestine #boycott

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inkspottie · 6 days

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When they all get out will Sebastian be able to build stuff for Gabriel's company?

Ooo I could see it. He could definitely do that to keep himself busy

#spottie speaks #Gabe’s company is like…the better version of Amazon #but also strives to make the world better #so I could see Seb doing stuff

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lungfuls · 2 months

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When the LA-based interior design influencer who is constantly purchasing $$$$ furniture and reselling it bc she was in the mood for something else informs her viewers that unfortunately, you CANNOT create a worthwhile space with cheap new furniture and you MUST wait until you find the perfect vintage piece secondhand and there is NO valid excuse for not doing so. -_- k.

#deeply privileged individual #i hope it's like.. painfully obvious that i'm a thrifty person and the vast majority of items i own are secondhand #or like. realistically fiftiethhand lol #but like for ex i live in a 3rd floor apartment i literally must buy new furniture that can be delivered to my step and assembled inside #and i have the teeniest weeniest budget so it's not going to be from like. a good company. sorry. it's going to be smth ugly from amazon.#and useful interior design advice is not 'ugh don't do that just wait till you find the right piece'#it'd be useful to help ppl design around those types of pieces.#the shitty ones.#like i'm sorry no i don't have anyone i can call to help me haul a mid century dresser up 2 flights of stairs #but i'm glad you lead such a privileged life that that reality is like unfathomable to you lmao #it wouldn't annoy me if she didn't do lots of 'design on a budget' 'sourcing pieces' etc videos #paige wassel btw i love her for the record i just feel like she's oddly out of touch

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saltygilmores · 9 months

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On the 16th of December, Salty gave her moots...

A bridge under construction

One hair disaster

Apricot

One Kirk a-hustling, and a random bunny rabbit…

A lovely DALA wedding

A welcome wedding crasher

Let go of my Dean he’s tall and pretty

One daring rescue

A DALA make out sesh

I'll catch you, Dean my love

There goes Dean's head

Gee, where is Jess?

Oh look he finally snapped

Two swans a nibblin

Drop the axe and put your hands where I can see them

Jess, you can't just... axe a girl to death and throw her in a lake.

Merry Christmas! The end! Thank you for following me even though I'm clearly out of my fucking mind!

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sistersorrow · 7 months

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Someone should make a hybrid colony manager/city builder/tycoon game where your goal is to build and operate a company town

The capacity for atrocities should be on the same level as rimworld and Dwarf Fortress

#game idea #company town #rimworld #dwarf fortress #time period doesn't really matter #but a contemporary or near past setting would be the most depressing #while a future setting could give an excuse for some straight cyberpunk tomfuckery #people would post about how their workers at Totally Not Amazon have to eat without tables and comments would call for their execution #a cute and simplified style for character models may make a good contrast to the inevitable violence #like in prison architect

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heckyeahponyscans · 1 year

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If anyone finds the Celestial ponies anywhere else let me know so I can spread the word! So far they've shown up on Amazon and Walmart (online).

#My Little Pony #Basic Fun #retro #G1 #Celestial ponies #as much as I don't like Amazon as a company #the fact that they're stocking the Celestials has already made them muuuch easier to obtain than the Twinkle Eye ponies were

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humandisastersquad · 1 year

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online shopping will always have its place and it's important for those who are unable to access certain products due to disability, location etc., but i also think that the normalisation of it has contributed massively to mindless consumerism and people excessively buying shit they don't need as it's far easier to just add more stuff to your cart without thinking about whether you actually need it or not when it's just pixels on a screen compared to real actual physical items

#consumerism #yeah yeah corporations contribute far more to pollution and waste than the individual etc etc #but the general population's shopping habits definitely contribute and reinforce this #especially with buying shit from companies like shein and temu and amazon etc

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heyheyitsstillgay · 2 years

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Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:17

Everyone stfu, I'm a genius, I'm an innovator, I was born before my time, this is the first step in achieving world peace imo. Are you ready? You're not ready.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:23

I'm gonna start sending all my parcels. In hamster balls. Their spherical coloured plastic will confuse & disorientate the box ghost. No one will steal my mail again. I'll have the fastest postage of any company in Amity, even Alvazon.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:27

AHSJFHAHFISJHDUSUHDKAHFSJSK HELP

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:30

The fucking hamster ball ghost reading this over my shoulder. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:31

HES SO SWOLE TOO AND FOR WHAT??? SO HE CAN CRUSH MY DREAMS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS?? STOP STOP IM ALREADY GAY

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 9:26

I have negotiated a truce with the hamster ball ghost. He's gonna work at my pet supply shop in exchange for hamster balls ayyyy. Nobody hit on him he's trying to do his job n I have dibbs.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:06

Oh god he found the storage room behind the break room. There's so many fuckin hamster balls everywhere you guys.

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:07

Listen,, I have deliveries to make today. I'm about to change ghost town life as we know it. You'll get your fair share of balls big guy dw :)

Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:39

He took all the hamster balls and left! Come back my ghost boyf blease I cannot simply write off that much stock 😭😭😭

#round 1 #phandom phight 2023 #round 1: tweeting like amity park residents #phight club 2023 #phandom phight club 3 #danny phantom #own post #this came to me at 6am because i couldnt think of anything funny not following the trio #anyway alvazon is vlad owned amazon i want everyone to picture vlad owning twitter because danny called him a bitch once #edit: me n deathcomes4u seem to have placed vlad in muskrats shoes completely independently of each other. wild.#if elon had ghost contacts he'd send them after companies that spoke against him too. bet.#almost 12 hours have passed and i still cant decide if this is funny or not #i have a backup post. but i also cant decide if thats funny either.#i feel like ive not put enough into them but going overboard just makes them worse imo. idk.#also nish is just a random oc if that wasnt clear. the name of the round made me think it was talking about generic residents #also i tried to format this like actual twitter and i learnt html coding doesnt work on tumblr posts anymore. rip

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 5 months

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kindle for ipad can suck my fucking nuts bc what do you mean im on my fourth delete -> deregister -> download and my fucking textbook i paid fifty fucking dollars to be able to read on your application doesn't fucking work

#mine #i mean. call me a karen! but like #idk... if i buy an EBOOK from YOUR COMPANY that SELLS EBOOKS #the baseline fucking expectation is that i'm able to READ THE FUCKING EBOOK.#idk!! maybe i'm being unreasonable!!#fuck you amazon suck my fucking cock

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whilomm · 9 months

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i think im just gonna start fucking emailing companies about what Products i want because fucking god why are there so few options for hardshell luggage with a FRONT OPENING. fuck these goddamn clamshell suitcases i dont want the lid to be fucking HEAVY. how much strain is being put on the fucking hinge!!

also tempted to email punky colors asking for a mossy green dye but that one feels too personal

#buzzy #im literally just gonna draft an email saying hey this amazon brand is like the only one i see #look how many ppl are buying this cheap ass suitcase just bc it has a front opening. why dont yall make one too.#and send it to like. 20 luggage companies.#BOOK OPENING HARDSHELLS ARE A MISTAKE AND YALL FUCKING KNOW IT!!!

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capitalisticveins · 8 months

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HH spoilersss

FUCKING FINALLY I WAS WAITING FOR HIS BITCH ASS TO SHOW UP

watch him say smth cheesy like “did i miss anything?”

#quality is shit bc id rather die than support a zionist company like Amazon Prime #hazbin hotel

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