#amd I'm loving the humor

[still-living-like-im-trying]

Ever realize that you get the best fic or AU ideas for a holiday after the holiday already passed?

Anyways, Sugarplum Prince Ambrosius sketch for a 'The Nutcracker AU' me and @j3ankimorit4 came up with:

[never-enough-novels]

Fav mutuals and why?

Hehe I'm gonna love this ( this is not in any particular order)

@darlingnemesis - WIKDJDJEJEJEJE I LOVE HER SOOOO MUCH SHE GOT ME INTO F1 AND SHES THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVERRRR AND DESERVES THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE

@apollosmusee - my first ever mootie ever<3333 the platonic love of my life and the person I trust a lot

@x-liv25-jamieswife - absolute bestie and her posts are just>>>> I love her so much it's not even funny. I have never trusted someone so easily as I did her amd I love it. The way she somehow always knows whether I'm ok or not and it's the best thing in the world

@lanterns-and-daydreams - she's my pookie fight me on this🥷🥷 amazing person and super chill amd her reels always traumatize me 😃😃 I love her soooooo much

@reminiscentreader - the sweetest person ever🎀🎀🎀 it's always soooo fun to talk to her and her humor is everything <3333I always wait for her to posts her fics🛐🛐

@shuhuaspookie - I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE HER SJKDJDJEKEKEJJE She deserves the best in the world and I loveeeeeee talking to her<33333

@mqstermindswift - she messages me good morning every day and her talks are always sooo fun and interesting and if I could give her everything in the world I would🙏🙏

@f4iry-bell - her>>>> bro oml talking to her about how much I love grayson is EVERYTHING. HER WRITING TIPS DJDJJDJDJEJEKKEKE

Honorable mentions

@hearthown @nqds @ellaisbackbitches @hxjxrxh @berryzxx @lxvebelle @soulaires

[nyxfaei]

I love you so so so so so much and I adore you you are genuinely one the smartest, funniest, most compassionate, most talented, most beautiful people I've ever met and every day I'm so happy and so thankful you picked me out of everyone in the world 💕��💕 I adore you and I can't wait to marry you someday

KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND MARRY ME ABOUT IT!!!!! MY DEMIGREYROMANTIC ASS WOULDNT HAVE ANYONE ELSE DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO FALL FOR SOMEONE??? YOURE SO PERFECT COME HERE MWAHMWAHMWAHMWAHMWAHMWAHMWAH!!!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I LOVE YOU AND YOURE SO SMART AMD TALENTED AND FUNNY AND KIND AND UNDERSTANDING AND YOU MATCH MY ENERGY AND HUMOR PERFECTLY AND YOURE SO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AND HAVE THE MOST AMAZING EYES I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHHH

[horizonspurple]

Hi☺️

I knoww, it's really hard, I'm pretty indecisive as well. I've seen AND loved all of those series, other than Alice in Borderland, I actually haven't heard about it before. And all honestly those are all so different so how are you supposed to choosee. I don't think I can choose one at all, tho I will say that I enjoyed Atypical a lot as well, I feel like it has a very similar air as Sex Education, tho a very different plot. Amd a recent favourite of mina has been Cunk on Earth. I found it really funny. I don't know if you know it but it's a comedical documentary in a way. This character: Filomena Cunk goes around museums and good schools and asks experts questions on history. And the experts don't really know what she's gonna ask and some react very smartly and insightfully while some are just completelly stunned. She asks questions like (were humans from the same flesh as we are or were they made from pork or beef?). I like the humor in it a lot. And there's one point in which she asks one expert if the Romans invented anal bleaching. His reaction is priceless🤭.

I saw @lord-of-dice-and-kinks is taking a break from tumblr. Hope he's okay:) and social media can honestly be so draining.

Hm I guess the thing about fetlife that I don't like is that since you have to register to see how it is I don't really get to see if it's something I will like if that makes any sense. And I also don't like that you put in your city, I know it can still be anonymous but I don't know. As much as I know it's completelly okay I'm kinky and that if someone is on fetlife as well it's nothing that will shake the world, but I feel like in order for me to comfortably explor this side of me I just really like anonymity.

Hm🤭okay so maybeee I have a thing for Tom Riddle fanfictions. Well I haven't read one in a while but it was my thing. One of my favourite fanfictions in Unsphere the Stars. It's not necesarilly kinky but I enjoy Tom being a dark character and it's really well writen.

No spoilers, but there's definitely spicy scenes🤭I'm sure he's enjoying your research hihi.

I'm glad you have people around you that can help you with that, it has happened to me as well. And you're beautiful:) your personality absolutelly gorgeous.

Hm I like that I'm curious and I really like my hair:)

:)

Oh I knoww, starting to write is so hard. Hm random idea you're totally free to ignore but a story starting with "Make me," sounds like a lot of fun🤭

Oh and for the question which is from the list of questions you rebloged because I couldn't think of an original one🤭what's your favourite foreplay activity?

Hope you have fun:)

-your sleepy anon

Heyy

Ohhhh so fun that you like all of those!! You have good taste xD Alice in Borderland is really good but it's also pretty gorey and dark so it's not for everyone, but it's such a well thought out plot Oohh Atypical is a good one as well! Cunk on earth is on my watchlist, I've seen little blips come by and it looked really funny :) Oh my god that sounds very funny haha, I definitely need to watch it now!

He's doing okay! He just needed some time to focus on himself a bit more

I get that, that made me a little nervous at first as well, but it does make sense privacy wise People post nudes and sensitive images on there and it would not be ethical if just anyone without an account could see However, with the city thing you can choose who can see the city, state and country you live on For example, I have my city only visible for friends but I could also make it so only I can see it Same goes for state and country,a dn I guess if you wanna be very safe you can put in a fake country and city Mhm I get that anonimity part I'll just share that there are a lot of people that keep their profile really empty, you don't have to put a picture, you don't have to put in your legit age (although you should still be atleast 18+ before joining) and your legit country/city and you don't have to write a bio However it is just nicer if you decide to interact with people to have some stuff on your profile so others know you're not a creep or something But that is all up to you, I hope this information can help you make a choice about what you think is best for you 😊

Ohh Tom Riddle, nicee Mhmm well written dark characters can be so goodd!

Can't wait to read them 🤭

Thank youu 🥺☺ so sweet Ohh being curious is a very fun trait! And I'm sure you're hair is superpretty :)

Oohh that sounds like a very bratty start to a story xD I might do that 👀 would have tot hink of some bratty words and actions first tho hihi

Hihi that's okay! As foreplay I really like making out, playfighting/wrestling a little, dirty talk (although I am not good at it xD) And lots of touching/oral How about you?

Thank you for another fun message 😊 And hope you had a good day!

[tempsite]

Them at 12pm: Bekng nice is not enough, you have to be kind.

Also them at 12.01pm: Being kind is not enough, you have to be mrntally, emotionally and physically heskthy, religious, gpod looking (pleasant and attractive), healthy and mature, financially stable (secure a noble job), friendly (better a peopke pleaser buf never a party pooper), bright, brulkiant, brsve, beneficial, hrslthy, rational, humorous, depemdable, protective, patiemt, useful, healthy, helpful, respectful, responsiblr, reliable, trustworthy, supportice, loving, generous, healthy amd heakthy snd healthy ...

Then them at 12.05pm: I'm sorry you can nwver be enough.

[claitea]

I FINALLY FINISHED NEOTWEWYYYY I CAN FINALLY STOP FILTERING NTWEWY SPOILERS

god i loved it i loved it so so much ;w; i havent done another day yet bc its um. 1:06am at the time i started typing this. i started at like 10pm and then lost track of time bc i was so determined to finish sob

[barbiegirldream]

I just watched an analysis video on irl shipping and I want somebody to do something similar with dnf, that isn't just about queerbaiting.

Like that video was about how toxic irl shipping was and how it ruined friendships, which is valid since those creators didnt want to be shioped, they found it uncomfortable and invasive. Thats why I'm so fascinated with how Dream and George DNF because they both just revel in it, they both actively engage with it.

Dream like you said literally asked fans about dnf when we were afraid it was going to be the other way around, he reguraly likes amd retweets dnf fanart and follows dnf fan artists. George is more subtle then Dream which has lead some people to incorrectly assume he's less ok with it, but this is tye same George who's read Heatwaves, makes a blue and green dnf joke whenever he can, who made so many off screen Dnf jokes that Wilbur thought it was a real thing for a hot second, and George seemed offended when Wilbur didnt know what dnf was.

Another thing is that I dont like posts who are say Dnf is just queerbaiting because thats such an insult to theor friendship to me. Like of course there are things like Jackabox jokes which are pandering, but moments like them just sitting in silence together, making random noises at each other, the sift voices, find tones, the way they both just light up when the other is even mentioned is not pandering, thats just how they are, just Dream and George.

exactly jackbox pandering is everything. it's like answering cum or your friend's mom to everything. whatever wins. plus jackbox can go a bit edgier in humor and obviously twitter melts down at anything they can deem offensive after performing their mental gymnastics to get there. so dnf that's a safer bet

anyways they're just really good friends. they love each other how they love each other and no one telling them they're doing it wrong or are lying about it is going to change their friendship. they're very sure in one another and themselves that much is clear.

but dnf is very much the exception not the rule you know. i can't think of any other rpf ship like theirs. but also i would like a video where someone throws the bullshit about queerbaiting out the window. and discusses how yeah the 9 year olds who watch Dream might think he's dating George because of whatever but isn't it kinda cool like a young boy sees their hero in their eyes dating another man and that's just another cool thing to them? like surely people if they stop squeezing their hate boners can understand normalizing the type of affection Dream shows is a good thing.

[sp00ky-p00ky]

Trying to pick ones that have not being answered...

3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex?

5. Have you ever had birthday sex?

14. Cuddling on the couch or picnic in the park?

29. Have you ever accidentally sent a dirty pic or message to the wrong person/people?

56. What’s more attractive a sense of humour or a sense of style?

58. Do you prefer a younger or older partner?

59. Ball gag or hand over mouth?

66. Embarrassing sex moment.

69. Have you ever done a 69?

3. Yes!! I walked in to my friends room and she was there with her boyfriend and they were going at it. I just backed out and shut the door and waited until they were done 😂😂

5. Yes, I LOVE birthday sex! It's like an extra present for me amd I find that whoever I'm with usually puts in a little extra effort and attention towards me since I'm the birthday girl

14. I have to say both. I love my cuddles, they are just so nice and warm and I get to be so close to you. And of course it gives way to kisses and touching so yeah... cuddles are extra good. But also, I really like a picnic in the park especially if it's a surprise and we get a few drinks on a nice day just *perfection*

29. Yes omg lol. So I took some nudes and went to send them to the guy I was seeing at the time and I accidentally sent them to my best friend!! It wasn't weird or anything but it definitely surprised her and she texted me and said "As much as I love you, I don't think these we're meant for me" and then I called her and we laughed a lot

56. Sense of humor, hands down. If someone can make me laugh and I already like them, yeah it's game over. The more personality someone has, the sexier they become to me

58. Age doesn't bother me. I'm not going to date an 18 year old but aside from that, age isn't something I think about.

59. Hand over mouth, just more personal that way and more intimate. It's like here I'm going to shut you up!! Plus, man hands on me is always a big YES. Just manhandle me please

66. So I was going down on a guy and we were in my basement. He thought he heard my Dad coming down the stairs and he pulls his dick out of my mouth and I looked up at him and right then he came and it went up my nose!!! It sucked but we laughed a lot about it later. And no, My Dad wasn't even coming downstairs he wasn't even home yet 😂😂

69. Yes I enjoy 69, let me sit on your face and I'll show you why 🥺

Tysm for asking 💜

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Soulmate AU

Before you meet your soulmate you have to deal with a chibi version of them before actually meeting them. So can he handle it?

Kai's point of view since you guys wanted

Reader's view

Soulmates... a mere distraction and useless thing that appeared on the humanity. Seing thise with disgusting little versions of other persons on their shoulder or just howering over their head just gave him the nerves.

Ever since he turned 18, he tried to not think about it much... his chibi didn't appeared, and probably never would... Pops and Kurono always gave him as younger the bullshit of "be patient" or "Those things take time."

He didn't believed that neither want it. He didn't needed a stupid sick person to distract him from his mission... that's what he told himself.

One day, working he heard a crash and immediately sighed in annoyance. It wasn't a good day for him and he wasn't on the mood to atture anyone. Almost throwing his pen down, he got up with a grunt and went in search of where the noise went only to find the living room in complete chaos as Mimic, Nemoto and Setsuno holded weapons while looking at the ground.

"What the hell..?" He muttered before Setsuno shouted an "THERE! KILL IT!" before the three man started to stab, shot the ground as little squeak's echoed in the room.

He was about to scold everyone on that room before he almost shouted when he felt the reason of their misbehaviour bump into his leg. Looking down, glove already discarded, he saw a what was supposed to be a tiny creature, eyes shinning a vibrant (E/c) color while looking up at him while adjusting their (H/c) hair.

"What the-?" He cringed and hissed when the creature hugged his ankle and went to kill it before a elder hand grabbed on his wrist. The owner demanding that everyone excluding Chisaki left the room.

"Pops with all due respect-"

"My boy, after years you're really going to kill your soulmate?" The elder spoke with a frown as Chisaki tried to not widen his eyes. Pops crouched down and gently cupped the chibi in his hands and brought up for him and Kai to see more closely.

"My, isn't that one of prettiest chibis I saw?" The elder chuckled as the chibi blushed and squeaked happily at the man's commentary as Kai narrowed his eyes at the little thing. "Don't you agree my boy?" The elder asked as Kai glared one more time at the chibi before scoffing and storming out of the room.

The chibi tilted their head as Pops chuckled, letting the pretty thing down on the ground to follow Kai.

He sighed before widening his amber eyes at hearing the squeaking following him. He turned around and send a dark glare at the chibi who only smiled lovingly at him.

"Shoo. Be gone." He tried to shove them with his foot by all in vain since the chibi attached to his ankle and squeaked happily as he cringed. "GET OFF!"

Kurono appeared on the halls before snorting at the scene before commenting.

"Found your soulmate?"

"Shut up and help me get rid of this!" Kai glared at his friend who made a thoughtful expression before smirking and denying, hlgetting out and leaving Kai with the lovely chibi on his ankle.

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He groaned as he tried to work and the chibi continued walking, playing or even squeaking to get his attention. The chibi wouldn't just leave him alone and always followed or tried to cuddle one part of his body and was getting already on his nerves.

His pacience broke when the chibi accidentally let a bit of his pen fall and he slammed his hands on his desk. Making the chibi squeak, but this time in fear.

"Get. Out. Of my office." He growled the words between his teeth, glaring at the chibi as hives slowly started to appear on his skin "I don't want to even hear your stupid squeaking or see your disgusting face again. Out."

The chibi stayed silent as Kai continued glaring at it before he let out a confused and quite shock noise when tears started to roll down their round cheeks as the chibi jumped from his desk and ran out of his office.

"Well... at least some peace." He sighed before taking his seat again. Getting back to work despite a feeling of guilt starting to grow on the back of his head.

It had been more than six hours since he last saw his chibi soulmate ever since he... blow off. Walking around the halls he couldn't help but sometimes look behind him sometimes to check if the chibi was following him... but it wasn't.

Frowning a bit he shook his head before an idea popped into his mind. Getting his phone out and start his research about the chibis.

Reading more and more about them he saw that his soulmate was actually a quite patient one... normally chibis when ignored by only half an hour they ran away from the person and never heard of again.... but it has been days since he had tried to ignore their existence, and his soulmate was still there, happily following him like a puppy.

Reading ore and more his heart dropped subconsciously when he saw that chibis were extremely fragile creatures. One hit and they might end up the actual person on a very bad and dangerous way. His worry and guilt were too overbearing as he got up and decided to look for the chibi around the house... just to prevent a death.

Yeah... it was only because of that. Je didn't wanted the yakusa to have a bad reputation if one person died becaus of a chibi.... because he was an asshole to them.

Although it reached around the night hours. And still hadn't found the damn chibi. Kurono noticed his distress and he admited the whole story so he could help him.

Kai was almost losing his mind, already admitting that he missed his chibi soulmate, not hearing their annoying squeak was torture now.

"Relax dude, we're going to find-"

"Is my fault. I shouldn't have growled at it." He admited begrudgingly, as Kurono tried his best to not just nod in agreement to not make his friend more stressed than he was.

The two walked towards the kitchen to get a drink before Kai almost felt his breath being ripped out of his chest when he saw the damn brat, sitting on the kitchen counter nibbling on a fruit, not aware of the presence of the two males on the room.

"There it is." Hati smirked as Kai let out a relieved sigh, hesitantly walking towards the chibi as Kurono went to bed.

"You brat, where were you?" He hadn't meant for his tone to be harsh, but immediately cringed when the chibi let out a terrified squeak and hidded behind the basquet of fruitsm

He did deserve that.

Sighing, he got a chair to sit down as he watched like a hawks the shaken chibi as he frowned.

"Apologies." He said nonchantly bit noticed it wasn't enough for the chibi to even poke their head out to look at him. "... I never expected to have a soulmate. I was always barely on my own... and as you cam see I am not the best person to be around of." He looked at the door frame a bit, the corner of his eyes spotting the chibi slowly getting out "Whenever I'm around, the fun ends. That's how always has been since the old man took me in. I... guess that I just think that I'm not suitable to have someone... I would just let them down anyway." He flinched and tensed at feeling something on his hand, only to look down at the chibi hugging his hand and looking up at him before squeaking a smile.

"... even despite of what I did to you, you forgive me that easy?" He arched one eyebrow at the another squeak. His smirk was hidded thanks by his mask as he awkwardly rubbed their chubby cheek with his thumb.

"Brat." He whispered as the chibi squeaked again as he allowed himself to finally be relieved on that day.

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Ever since them, he put the brat, as he decided to call, on his shoulder since they seemed like to enjoy snuggle up on the purple feathers of his jacket. Everyone who dared to aproach or even try to touch it, Chisaki immediatly would overhaul them on the spot.

The brat, when the both were alone would always squeak loudly whenever he was wearing his mask. Grumpily he would take it off just to stop hearing the squeaking only for the chibi to kiss his cheek or even lips and ran away from him.

"Why you little-"

Rappa almost stepped on the chibi once, and no one believed that Kai actually shouted and cursed the man... no one even knew that Chisaki knew much cursed words as Kendo himself.

One day, opening the door of Eri's room he called the girl who shakily stood up before both of them widened their eyes when hearing a squeak and the chibi just popping out of Chisaki's jacket and waving at Eri.

"....u-uh...."

"Don't comment and just go Eri."

He really didn't know whether he should ignore it or just want the floor to swallow him after that.

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Loosening his tie around is neck he found the chibi on the middle of his bed crying. Anger and concern immediately ran up to his veins as he looked around for any signs fro someone else that could have hitted you or other thing.

Then he remember something, chibis usually reflected what their actual versions were feeling at the moment and for the first time he felt empathy... slowly taking a seat he saw the tiny drops of water espace their eyes.

His gloved hand grabbed them, making them squeak as he apologised. Lowering his mask he glared at the chibi a bit before hesitantly and awkwardly peeking them.

Immediatly the humor of the chibi changed as they let out inumerous squeaks amd hugged his bare face and peppered it with tiny smooches as he grunted.

"I regret my decision already..." he growled as the chibi squeaked even more.

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"They sound like they hadn't sleep in ages." Kurono commented with a laugh at seing Kai's soulmate almost drooling on his shoulder as Kai stared blankly at them.

"They're just a lazy brat." He murmured nonchantly before returning his gaze at his front as the chibi let out a cute yawn. "You know the deal, give them the product and leave, or else shoot."

"Got it." They went to turn on a alleyway before Kai let out a grunt when his chibi yanked on his pierced ear and started to squeak loudly and jump on his shoulder.

"What the hell?" Kurono commented as Kai grabbed the chibi on his gloved hand and glared at them.

"What's wrong with-" the chibi bited on his gloved hand and jumped on the floor and stomped out as Kai stared in horror as Kurono was froze in shock "they never did this before."

"Go after them. I will slow down the business." Kai nodded ass he ran after his chibi, ready to give them an hour of lecture for daring to pinch their small teeth on his hand.

"Get THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-!" he shoved past the people as he ran after his soulmate that despite being little it was fast."GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT!"

The chibi stopped amd looked at him with a smile, poiting at the entrance of a market, squeaking and jumping before entering the place.

"You want to get killed you little-?!" He groaned and stormed in the market looking at the ground desperatly... he was already panicking again before he spotted the little shit turning on a aisle.

"For God's sake brat dont you-?!" He stopped on his tracks when he saw his chibi on the arms of another one. A small version of himself as it hugged lovingly his brat while he could even feel hearts emitting out of them.

"I see..." he muttered in shock to himself before gasping quietly when he heard another's voice, something like "goldie" before they stopped behind his chibi self.

He locked gaze with the familiar (E/c) beautiful eyes. His actual soulmate... was standing there, right in front of him...

They started to slowly take steps towards him and he subsconciously did the same...

He could feel his brat smilling up at him... as his own and only future love of his life giggled when he arched an eyebrow at then before laughing.

Exactly like he suspected...

He couldn't help but smile at the angel in front of him, knowing that for the first time on his life. Soulmates were actually a blessing since he finally found his brat.

[ratsoh-writes]

Screw being anon, I'm the gremlin that requested the poison ivy assassination. Hru :0?

So how about the main the Uf, Us, Ut, Gt and perhaps the mafia bois of your choice have a SO that have like, a weird teen sibling.

Like not bad weird just, dorky lovable weird, first time the skele came over the teen was laying on the floor in the kitchen for no reason but no onw could see them so when SO walkes in they had a heartattack.

Amd the teen is like a champion when it comes to talking, SO sometimes has to stop them to tell them to breath. The kid is also gets really excited when skeles tell them about their work and such or listen to the teen when they are talking. Mostly because everyone else in the family tells them at one point to shut up.

And of course tis teen is a meme lord, this tall kid is just a complete goof ball, has a weird loud laugh and probably gets sometimes more excited then the SO when the skeles are over. And they love to flex with their art. Even tho goof ball and semi dumbass whom manages to blow up chocolate and make pancakes into coal they can hold serious and deep conversations without joking around.

Basically a teenager with a somewhat golden retriever personality taht can't cook to save their life.

I hope tis ain't too much, i hope ya have a great day/night! Keep up with ya great work and stay save! :D

So you were behind that!! You’re an evil genius lol.

Sans: if I’m guessing, this is one of those teens who laugh at anything and everything? Then sans would totally take advantage of that. His preferred humor is puns of course, but sans is definitely not ignorant of gen z humor. Every time him and your sibling sees each other, he’ll have them in stitches

Papyrus: he has taken it upon himself to save your sibling from their bad cooking ways. Papyrus remembers his days of bringing up the kitchen with undyne and doesn’t wish that defeat on anyone. He’ll have sibling whipped in shape in no time

Star: ok first of all those two are just not allowed in a kitchen together. Second of all, star is one of those people who seems like a responsible adult, but then you find he took your kids cliff jumping. Which is something he’d totally do with teen. Sure stars danger sense is a little off, but his reflexes and senses aren’t so nobody ever seems to get hurt. Plus your sibling absolutely adores him. Birds of a feather flock together

Honey: literally he will fight your goblin sibling if they ever try to cook something with Star in his damn kitchen. Other then that, honey is totally cool with them. And sibling likes him of course since honey is one of those people who could listen about others hobbies for hours. After getting brushed off so much, it’s nice having someone who actually gives your their undivided attention.

Red: at first sibling was definitely too much for red. People getting all up in his face makes him snappy. As time goes though, the relationship will ease into mutual teasing and fake insults. He still thinks your sibling is a dummy, but now they’re his dummy

Edge: same as red, the sibling annoyed edge to no end at first. But he starts warming up when he sees how excited the kid is to hear about his legal cases. Now edge and sibling have this funny relationship where they will both be ranting to each other at the same time about two different topics, but they still somehow remember what the other said.

G: the second he laid eyes on that little chaos giver, G knew this was his partner in crime. G absolutely adores your sibling and of course your sibling loves him back. They both have a ton of inside jokes that just really confuse your parents. Plus G gives them prank ideas which is a bit concerning.

Green: for a while, he really didn’t know what to do with your sibling. He can’t exactly treat them like G. They’re not the same person. Eventually sibling and green find some middle ground through their art. Green makes a wonderful critic and is a good listener.

Butch: he took one look at sibling and realized that this kid wouldn’t make it a single day in the streets. So it’s hilarious seeing butch do his best to tone himself down around them. The last thing that little chaos goblin needs is a new bad influence.

Boss: he’s used to weird antics due to living with butch and bruiser and sometimes ace so siblings strangeness doesn’t even register to boss. He definitely won’t let them meet his brothers though. Stars knows that the last thing anyone needs is this innocent teen following them around like some lost puppy

[creatingquirks]

Hey i saw those quirk match-uos and thougt i would be cool😎.

Im 5.6 with brown hair amd brown eyes. Im bi and i use she/her they/ them pronouns. Love history and

I love old movies and music and i adore rap music. I'm very sarcastic and my humor is dark but i know my limits. I always talk shit btw this is something good and sometimes bad.

My clothing style is mostly jeans with or an oversized sweater or a tight one. We do not know an in between. Im a Leo with a lot of hate for sports but i do love writing and/or reading.

That was it i think so thank you for your time♥♥♥♥.

Ps: im not from an english speaking country so sorry if my English is bad.

Hi, hope you like this!

I give you..........

Flower Gown

Quirk type: emmiter/transformation

Quirk summary: you have the ability to make a dress out of any flowers you pick, and grow and manipulate the flower you pick, and that the dress is made of.

Drawbacks: you have to physically pick the live flower to activate your quirk, and your flower dress comes in automatically with the usage of your quirk. And you physical appearance changes based on the flower you pick, and it use, and so do your weaknesses.

[themadauthorshatter]

What are your au gemstones like

Like snowflake obsidian and lepidolite?

Ooh, I'm glad you asked, because I kinda need to delve into all of that😅

SO!

Starting off with the twins Tiger's Eye and Labradorite, they're more like fraternal twins than carbon copies of each other. Tiger is energetic and gets a lot done because of it while Dori is more calm and reserved, being a very 'get it done' type of gem that can only relax when their job is complete. Despite their differences, the two work very well together and keep everyone in line, and keep Phos emotionally stable. Combat wise, Tiger dual weilds with swords, as they want to take their enemy or before said enemy gets a chance on them, while Dori is more long range focused, using a bow and arrow to keep opponents distracted.

Snowflake Obsidian is up next and they're not a fighter; though they do make all the weapons amd furniture like tables and chairs. Personality wise, they're very... distant. Not to say they're reserved, they just focus more intently on what they're doing to notice the others, though they still love their siblings, so they're very blunt, honest, and dry in the humor department. As far as appearance goes, they look like the impossible love child between OG Obsidian and Chiba from Assassination Classroom, having their bangs covering their eyes. This doesn't hinder their ability to work, but it does help keep them focused.

Lepidolite is the gem that is the family's heart. They also pick flowers and herbs and keep everything looking nice to provide as much anti-stress as possible. Being this beacon, everyone unanimously agreed to keep Doli AS FAR AWAY FROM FIGHTING AS POSSIBLE, because they're too precious to be at risk. They're very naive, but also very respectful, always offering an open ear and a shoulder to lean on. They also help putting the gems back together and reassure them that they're still strong and that they did their best.

Red Jasper is basically Doli's partner, helping to keep the family from breaking, but unlike Doli, they actually encourage the gems to let it all go for a secind, to not pretend everything's okay and just be okay with not being okay. I should also mention that they actually break the most, both because they don't practice what they preach and because they're accident prone, hence why they partner with Doli, who keeps them from being to upset with themself. The others also help with this by wrapping RJ in blankets and cloth so they don’t dump into anything. RJ is also the 'scholar,' as in they keep logs of the goings-on and log it all so nothing's ever lost, and so they can remember should they ever lose enough inclusions to forget.

Selenite is the family's mischief maker and watch guard, keeping an eye out for Lunarians in high places. I call them the mischief maker because they often Jumpscare anyone they can find by hanging from the ceiling by ropes or simply by ladders. They do this purely out of fun, though Phos has once 'grounded' them for accidentally breaking a few of their siblings. They're pranks used to be WAY more crafty, but they broke their siblings rather than made them laugh, so they learned to stick to saying 'boo' and jumping out from a corner or hanging down from a rope.

Phosphosiderite is this generstion's Phos, but they're actually loved, cared for, and given a seriously good job, one that they learned to do: organizing RJ's writings, Doli's herbs and resins for fixing everyone, keeping track of what supplies they have and what they need more of, and writing down the agendas of each gem and what they need to have down by the end of the day. This process was not easy for them to learn, mainly because they have a hard time with reading and writing, but they wanted to make sure people knew what to do and when. They're still a goof ball, and help Selenite with some of their pranks, but Phos and the twins keep an eye on them because Phos was just like Sid once upon a time ago and doesn't want them to go down their path of hatred and destruction. Do they fight? No, they use a slingshot, which Selenite helped them make.

Second most precious of the family is Pearl, who doesn't talk very much, helps with picking and arranging flowers, and must be on watch at all times because they are notoriously known to grab whatever animal they can get their hands on and take care of it in their room. They assisst Snowflake Obsidian with crafting and making, but they usually space out and begin wandering to find an animal companion, whatever are left, at least. To keep them from kidnapping any birds, Phos gave them the Shiro Lunarian plushies that Red Beryl made so long ago and Pearl takes care of them all like children, even doing some minor tending to the ones the other gems have.

Sodalite is arguably the smartest of the gems, but isn’t evil or rude about it. They help the twins give and carry out orders. They help keep the maps updated, where the weather's at, what season is coming and when, all the things that are very important. This leads them to be a very no nonsense gem as everything must be checked before anything happens, so if they don't know which way the wind is blowing, you're not going out to do your missions. This also leads them to sometimes be lonely as they struggle with prioritizing work over family and rest, which they need because they have the worst sleep schedule out of all the gems.

Last, but certainly not least, is Moissanite, the baby of the family and the gem that is actually made up of little tiny pieces that were glued together. Being this unique, they're on surveillance in the event something happens to them, as in they break, slowly lose memories, etc. They mostly hang out with Sid, because Sid doesn't get on their back all the time, but Sid lets them hang around because Moissanite, despite their make-up and close resemblance to a diamond, is actually really humble and often just wishes to live normally like everyone else without worrying about leaving any safe places. This eventually led to Phosphosiderite and Moissanite becoming partners, or at least become friends. Mo is a fighter, but they're discouraged to due to not exactly being a real ge, but they're strong and durable enough to take on lunarians, something that helps Phos out, even though they wish Mo would take it easy.

Hope this helps!!

[justlous-art]

hi! i just remembered that i can also just send an ask, instead of pouring my love only in the tags. so that's what i'm going to do.

just wanted to say THANK YOU for all your incredible art! i adore your style, i adore the different ships, adore the various themes - from fluff to humor to horror - and simply everything you post on here. your content is truly appreciated ♥️

your work is absolutely incredible amd beautiful and i enjoy it greatly. thank you so much for all the art you make and share on here! ♥️♥️

I can't believe I am only seeing it now! it's been such a busy month ˙ ͜ʟ˙

but it's exactly what I needed, thank you so much!!!!! this is soo nice of you, it really warms my heart to read this because sometimes I am just, very frustrated with my art and pretty unsure but reading your tags and everyone else always make me smile. I love that my art make people react! it's a pleasure to share it with you ♡

[satoriberry]

Hi! I was wondering if I could get a haikyuu matchup please?

- I go by she/her pronouns and I want to be matched with a male character from Haikyuu!! please.

- My birthday is January 6th, 2004 and I’m a Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, and Libra Rising (my Mercury is in Sagittarius, my Venus is in Aquarius, and my Mars is in Aries if you wanted to know the rest).

- I’m 5’2, I have brownish-red hair and blue eyes.

- I spend a lot of time doing school work because I’m really driven by it and I’ve had good grades a majority of high school. When I’m not doing schoolwork I enjoy listening to music or going on a walk! I really like going on sunrise/sunset walks bc they’re always really pretty! I try to do community service in my free time. I'm currently a summer camp counselor but I hope to be a lab tech one day :)

- If I were to go on a date with a partner I don't really mind what we do, but I like book dates, movie dates, and especially museum dates!! In a partner I'm looking for someone who shares the same interests as me, is kind, has a good sense of humor, and most importantly can understand and work through my emotions with me. I get really bad mood changes so if he can work with me through that I really value it. My love languages are acts of service and quality time.

- I think that one of my fatal flaws is that although I appear kind and respectful when I’m out in public, I got kind of bad anxiety and high stress which is why I snap at people some times. I also get really defensive so I hate that as well.

-To finish off I’m an ISFP and Enneagram Type 9v1.

- I hope you have a great day! Ty if you do this! Also I love your blog colors 💗

Every once in a while, a lovely fellow drops by to pose me a few questions about love. This time, it was @olivia-is-confused!

↬ Berry's note: thank you so much for the compliment, it's so sweet :D!! and woowoo final matchup, we're close to opening the requests again >:). i hope you enjoyed your result!!

If your other half was to exist, it would definitely take the form of a certain Matsukawa Issei. And what if he actually was...

- SOFT COUPLE 🗣🗣🗣

- Honestly I'm jealous because you two sound so cute together aww <3

- Matsukawa is a really flexible guy and he's always down for anything. You can ask him to skydive over a volcano and he'll be like "Aight bet :P", so whatever YOU like, he'll start to like as well amd enjoy

- You two make the perfect "he's chill and i get stressed easily" duo, but we're going to elaborate on that later („• ᴗ •„)

- The way you two meet would be so adorable ahakajsj sorry i just love this match so much 💔

- You're a student at Aoba Johsai, not particularly invested in any club, BUT you were somewhat known for being one of the school's most hardworking and most successful students. You almost never failed to reach a high grade, and your classmates and other students praised you for it a lot

- This took place before the start of the monthly tests, which majorly affected your overall grade, so you chose to spend more time at the school's library where you could study (and have a good excuse to stay for long hours)

- However, you somewhat overworked yourself, spending an extra 2 hours each time after school ended to make sure you perfectly memorized all your lessons

- And unfortunately, the stress caught up to you. One day, you felt an incoming headache start so you thought that laying your head for a few minutes wouldn't hurt. But you were so fatigued that you completely fell asleep

- At this same time, a certain curly haired boy was walking through the hallway after the end of his club activities. Matsukawa hummed a tune he heard on his grand parent's radio a few days ago while naming random objects in his view for fun

- He stopped in his tracks though, to notice how the library's door was not fully closed. He almost ignored that, but he opted to check if anyone's still inside.

- He expected an open window, or the librarian sitting under a lamp to verify books or anything really. What he didn't expect was to see a girl taking a nap.

- He stood over you like 🗿 "So there's a random chick sleeping in the library. Great." ans he didn't know what to do 💔

- His dumbass was ready to leave but then he convinced himself that's illegal (is it?), so he began to poke your shoulder to wake you up

- You peacefully woke to realize you weren't home nor in your room. You panicked when you realized what happened but when you saw him standing in front of you with a mildly amused expression, you slightly calmed down and began to pack your material

- "How was your nap, sleeping beauty?" "Well, taking a nap on school grounds after the end of classes was not a part of my agenda but, y'know, life experiences." "At least you can tell your grandkids that you were saved by a handsome young lad."

- You laughed at that last part, throwing your bag over your shoulder and sticking out your hand for him to shake. "Thanks for waking me up. I'm _____ _____, from class __. What's your name?"

- He gave you a smile, doing the same before you two set off to exit the school.

- You two crossed each other several times after that, during break time or during the morning assembly. You developed a fun friendship based solely around that first encounter, which is something that you'll never hear the end of from him

- You two grew really close, becoming "besties" as he liked to say. But the thing was, Matsukawa saw you as more than a friend. He couldn't exactly pinpoint it. You were a kind person, that was sure, but you were also really smart, funny, and very beautiful. He doesn't mention that all because he's kind of shy ngl (pussy ass bitch 🙄)

- And, he was simply taking a chance when he asked you out, believing you would reject him. Yet, he was more than shocked when you accepted, an uncharacteristically cheerful grin spreading across his face

- That's the part on how you two got together, very cute and lovely <3. Now, let's talk about your relationship

- He's such a fucking simp for you!!! I can confirm, I wrote Haikyuu!1!1!!

- He's so infatuated by your kind and hardworking personality, and he thinks you're a fucking angel. He tries to spend as much time as possible together because around you, he feels like he's on cloud 9

- He likes to call you sleeping beauty, because 1) the library incident and 2) he admitted that you looked really cute while taking that nap (i feel like point 1 and point 2 are the same thing🗿)

- Is a whore for movies just like you. Scratch that, he's a cinematic industry GOD. He'll give you movie recommendations that NEVER fail to disappoint if you ask him. He actually took you to the cinema on your first date (and your first kiss was in a cinema too <3)

- He always accompanies you on your walks to make sure you're safe and to spend some serenity with you. He shares his earphones with you and holds your hand tightly (aww <3)

- I feel like his love languages are quality time and words of affirmation (plus a hint of physical touch), so he expresses his love for you in those ways

- Regarding your stress and anxiety, he's the perfect guy. He'll always going to be there to reassure you and calm you down if you're ever having a bad time, be it in public or private. If you need it, he'll have you step aside so you don't get overwhelmed

- He won't get mad if you ever snap at him, he's very understanding and chooses to sit through it with you. If you're ever having a bad time with your emotions, he'll listen to what you want. If you need some alone time, he'll give you space before quietly coming back to check on you. If you need emotional support, you bet your ass he's going to comfort you. He values your happiness a lot <33

- I feel like he's a comic book reader, he probably reads stuff like Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Archie etc, so you two get to spend time together while reading. He likes it when you lend him your books, especially if you scribble annotations. He says it "adds a special flavour" :D

- He LOVES study dates with you. Whether you're a 1st year, a 2nd year or a third year as well, he's studying with you because he thinks you look so adorable while focused on your work (he thinks you're pretty all time tbh shsihsjs fucking simp 🙄🙄)

- AAAAAND because he sometimes needs help and you're the perfect person for that. He sees you as some fucking Einstein...

- To conclude, Matsukawa Issei cherishes you a lot because and he'd eat his own kidneys before hurting you in any way <33

Runner ups!

- Sugawara Koushi (almost started writing for him lolol)

- Morisuke Yaku

- Tendou Satori

↬ Berry's after-writing note: WOOWOOO LAST MATCHUP, DONE. I loved this one so much in particular, idk why tho. but thank you so so much for requesting, i really hope you liked who you got mwah mwah <333

[bokutosnumberonefan]

People are trying to start stuff with MY comfort mutual??? Better square up 💪💪

(Jokes aside) people will always try to start shit, it's best to just ignore it and move on! If you need to talk about it I'm here 💖💖

And I would love to here more about the boy u had a crush on!! He thought u were a lesbian?! Does he now know that your interested in him?? How did today go other than that?! Lol

[Ps in ur bio u should add a period or a / between the 20 and 18+ so that they don't run together]

😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

i mean it’s whatever they didn’t read everything going on and didn’t want to hear me out so i blocked them, made that 18+ change to my page and i’ve been trying to move past it :)

yeah lmao i liked this guy i had a thread i deleted cuz i was embarrassed lol but he basically looked like aizawa at age 22 and was soooo kind and cute and dorky and i actually knew the guy from high school his sister and i were friends but i’d never really met him?? til the other day and i was just drawn to him!! he’s (b) my best friend’s (s) boyfriend’s (j) best friend.

so for the 4th j decided to have some of his friends from back home come visit and invited s and me to come along so ofc we said yes

2 of them got here early and b was still on his way so we were hanging out with the 2 of them all day and we split to get ready for dinner

so we show up for dinner and imagine my reaction when i see fucking 22 year old aizawa sitting next to these people i know like what a first impression

so then we’re talking at dinner and he’s straight up got this amazing personality and we figure out i used to be friends with his sister in high school (she’s a year under me he’s 2 years above me) and like we’re really clicking

so then we go home and i’m like LOSING IT cuz i tbink he’s just perfect and so cute and sweet amd great so the next day we all go see the fireworks in the nearby park and i SWEAR HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME and so i get home all giddy and blushy cuz like i’m super into this guy and thinking of ways to ask for his number cuz he went back home today (4 hours away)

and so i’m talking to s and j as we did sparklers tonight like trying to drop hints and as soon as j leaves s tells me that j said they thought i was a lesbian

I THOUGHT HE WAS FLIRTING HE THOUGHT I WAS GAY LMAO like it’s so sad but also i am so appreciative of the humor there

j told them that i’m bisexual not lesbian so whenever he happens to come back to town i think i’m gonna try again lol but for now i’m a little discouraged and made painfully painfully aware of just how bad i am at flirting

(also ty for the advice on how to make my bio look better ���🥰🥰🥰🥰)

[alvadee]

I'm talking to a John right now who went to high school with Victor, he seems like a great dude and it seems like he still remembers quite a lot! 😁

"Well, let's see, when I was a little kid my dad had a grocery store in downtown San Diego. I had four brothers and two sisters and we lived in San Diego. Every summer, from about 1947 until 1952, my parents rented a house on Jamaica Court in Mission Beach. It was on the Mission Bay side of Mission Boulevard about 1/3 mile north of the roller coaster. Victor's family lived on the bay itself just north of the roller coaster. It was some time before we actually met but I do recall seeing him. He was just huge. I don't mean obese, he was just huge. And very mature. For one thing, he was always very well dressed. I never saw him in shorts or jeans. When you saw Victor he was wearing dress slacks, a white long-sleeved dress shirts and leather dress shoes - black or brown. Even at our first meetings I never thought of Victor as a kid, but as a mature adult.

(Idk I love Vic so much, I would have been friends with him 😔)

I entered St. Augustine's as a freshman in the fall of '54. My brother, David, entered as a senior, and if memory serves, Victor was a junior.

The 1950's were trying times for Victor. His father, Victor F. Buono, a former San Diego police officer, and the owner of a prominent Bail Bond agency, was arrested in a flamboyant amd highly-publicized prosecution for smuggling parrakeets and other exotic birds from Mexico into the United States.

St. Augustine's was a small school then -- +-350 students -- the press coverage was lurid and sensational, and the students were unspeakably vicious and cruel. Poor Victor! Every time he walked into a classroom some student would chirp "Polly want a cracker?" and the room would explode with derisive laughter, Victor never responded . He simply sat in stony solemn silence, his ears reddening in rage and humiliation until the din diminished -- then life resumed.

(🥺🥺🥺 and WTF, I never heard how people reacted to his father's first incident...)

Press coverage on his father was relentless. Victor commented with the black humor that so typified him: "above the dates on my father's otombstone, it will read 'Victor F. Buono, 50, former San Diego policeman and bailbondsman.'"

I think his dad was convicted and served time in jail in the smuggling case.

In the late '50's Victor's father was arrested again and charged with the robbery and murder Tony Mirabile, the top Mafia Don for the City of San Diego. He was convicted and went to prison."