#amity rollins

[yardsards]

honestly even as friends both Hunter and Willow come off as closer with Gus than each other? and Willow has way more going on with Amity and Luz on top of that. i was honestly a little bit taken aback by the romance coding between them just because it felt like it came out of nowhere very suddenly (though i guess alloromantic people are like that irl? idk)

yeah. tho i feel like they *mostly* remedied that with that scene in for the future and their friendship is about as on par as their other friendships. but like, but it was definitely lacking for quite a while

i have a long ramble abt shipping culture and automatically equating romantic attraction with emotional closeness rollin around in my head but idk if i'm gonna bother typing it all out bc there are A Lot of thoughts in there and they're hard to articulate

[pcetstcrtured]

#PCETSTCRTURED an independent multimuse blog featuring both original & canon characters across many different fandoms. as beloved & established by pluto

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ORIGINALS

daisy beacon - fandomless. fc: madelyn cline (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

hazel clarke - fandomless. fc: emilia jones (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

violet cooke - fandomless. fc: emma myers (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

skye daniels - fandomless. fc: jordan fisher (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

nicole danvers - mcu (captain marvel). fc: natalie alyn lind (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

samantha dylan - fandomless. fc: lola tung (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

calvin evans - fandomless. fc: noah centineo (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

dani fernandez - fandomless. fc: olivia rodrigo (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

noah grady - fandomless. fc: christopher briney (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

parker grady - fandomless. fc: gavin casalegno (he/him, demisexual/demiromantic)

rowena hart - fandomless. fc: emeraude toubia (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

athena james - fandomless. fc: sabrina carpenter (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

charlie jones - fandomless. fc: charlie gillespie (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

maya kent - dc comics (superman). fc: giorgia whigham (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

valentina lopez - fandomless. fc. jenna ortega (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

betty mclanden - fandomless. fc: kristine froseth (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

riley mills - fandomless. fc: mary mouser (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

mattie parker - grey’s anatomy. fc: madison bailey (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

landon porter - hsmtmts. fc: jordan fisher (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

lex porter - fandomless. fc: felix mallard (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

tori ramirez - fandomless. fc: rachel zegler (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

isabelle reid - fandomless. fc: bailee madison (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

rory reynolds - fandomless. fc: sadie sink (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

virginia rollins - fandomless. fc: madelaine petsch (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

zak sawyer - fandomless. fc: jonathan daviss (he/him, pansexual/panromantic)

ruby stevens - fandomless. fc: katie douglas (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

ellie stewart - fandomless. fc: danielle rose russell (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

jackie taylor - fandomless. fc: danielle campbell (she/her, demisexual/demiromantic)

alexis williams - fandomless. fc: olivia scott welch (she/her, demisexual/demiromantic)

CANONS

ella - ella enchanted. fc: victoria justice (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

rapunzel - tangled. fc: meg donnelly (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

whiskey - glass onion. fc: madelyn cline (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

jay al-jazari - descendants. fc: booboo stewart (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

elena alvarez - one day at a time. fc: isabella gomez (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

anna árnadalr - frozen. fc: abigail cowen (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

john bender - the breakfast club. fc: felix mallard (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

yelena belova - mcu. fc: florence pugh (she/her, asexual/aromantic)

sirius black - harry potter. fc: booboo stewart (he/him, pansexual/panromantic)

amity blight - the owl house. fc: kristine froseth (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

ricky bowen - hsmtmts. fc: joshua bassett (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

bonnibel bubblegum - adventure time. fc: madelaine petsch (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

marta cabrera - knives out. fc: ana de armas (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

eda clawthorne - the owl house. fc: jessica chastain (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

king clawthorne - the owl house. fc: tom holland (he/they, demisexual/panromantic)

katie cooper - alexa & katie. fc: isabel may (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

missy cooper - young sheldon. fc: liana liberato (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

alice cullen - twilight. fc: amanda arcuri (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

emmett cullen - twilight. fc: alex fitzalan (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

renesmee cullen - twilight. fc: danielle rose russell (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

tashi duncan - challengers. fc: zendaya (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

haley dunphy - modern family. fc: sarah hyland (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

cleo eastman - invisible sister. fc: sophie nélisse (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

sharpay evans - high school musical. fc: olivia rose keegan (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

ryan evans - high school musical. fc: owen joyner (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

mal faery - descendants. fc: dove cameron (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

mack fox - teen beach. fc: maia mitchell (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

nick franzelli - no good nick. fc: paris berelc (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

fiona gallagher - shameless. fc: emmy rossum (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

ian gallagher - shameless. fc. cameron monaghan (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

charlie gardner - girl meets world. fc: tanner buchanan (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

monica geller - friends. fc: kaylee kaneshiro (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

regina george - mean girls. fc: reneé rapp (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

hermione granger - harry potter. fc: antonia gentry (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

rosalie hale - twilight. fc: florence pugh (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

maya hart - girl meets world. fc: kathryn newton (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

cady heron - mean girls. fc: angourie rice (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

susie hobbs - elf. fc: ella purnell (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

janis 'imi'ike - mean girls. fc: auli’i cravalho (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

alice jones - once upon a time. fc: rose reynolds (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

michelle jones-watson - mcu. fc: zendaya (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

cassie lang - mcu. fc: kathryn newton (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

gil legume - descendants. fc: dylan playfair (he/him, pansexual/panromantic)

luna lovegood - harry potter. fc: madison iseman (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

isabela madrigal - encanto. fc: cierra ramirez (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

draco malfoy - harry potter. fc. danny griffin (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

jo march - little women. fc: maya hawke (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

josh matthews - girl meets world. fc: jeremy shada (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

riley matthews - girl meets world. fc: zoe colletti (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

alexa mendoza - alexa & katie. fc: paris berelc (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

regina mills - once upon a time. fc: lana parilla (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

robin mills - once upon a time. fc: tiera skovbye (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

farkle minkus - girl meets world. fc: corey fogelmanis (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

gabriella montez - high school musical. fc: isabela merced (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

luz noceda - the owl house. fc: jessica sula (she/they, bisexual/biromantic)

neal nolan - once upon a time. fc: owen joyner (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

jessica olson - starstruck. fc: danielle campbell (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

peter pan - peter pan. fc: tom holland (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

luca paguro - luca. fc: tom holland (he/him, homosexual/homoromantic)

peter parker - mcu. fc: tom holland (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

peter parker - tasm. fc: andrew garfield (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

mabel pines - gravity falls. fc. katie douglas (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

kim possible - kim possible. fc: sadie stanley (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

gus porter - the owl house. fc: aubrey joseph (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

james potter - harry potter. fc: charlie gillespie (he/him, bisexual/biromantic)

barbie roberts - barbie universe. fc: margot robbie (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

liv rooney - liv & maddie. fc: dove cameron (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

audrey rose - descendants. fc: sarah jeffery (she/her, homosexual/homoromantic)

sophie sheridan - mamma mia. fc: olivia holt (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

gwen stacy - mcu. fc: meg donnelly (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

gwen stacy - spider-verse. fc: milly alcock (she/her (trans female), bisexual/biromantic)

gwen stacy - tasm. fc: josephine langford (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

bella swan - twilight. fc: katherine langford (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

emma swan - once upon a time. fc: jennifer morrison (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

bethany walker - jumanji. fc: virginia gardner (she/her, pansexual/panromantic)

kate wallis - cruel summer. fc: olivia holt (she/her, demisexual/demiromantic)

dominique weasley - harry potter. fc: madelyn cline (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

ginny weasley - harry potter. fc: luca hollestelle (she/her, bisexual/biromantic)

hunter wittebane - the owl house. fc. danny griffin (he/him, bisexual/demiromantic)

[saylorsims]

Matt and Amity are anything but subtle really but hey when 90% of your social media posts end up on meteorites fanblogs who really gives a fuck?

[spookshow-sims]

A few pictures from the studio that i never got round to posting.

[phantomphangphucker]

Phic Phight - Compilation Consideration

For: @princessfanonanona @floralflowerpower @voidgremlinguege @ghostgothgeek @catalystofthesoul @crazydragonady @welcome-tothe-mystery-shack @zomb1e-teeth @conceiteddemon @summerssixecho @skarlettskwrl @faedemon @kiinotasha @ghostboidanny @ave-aria @grubchen0217 @animationadventures @andoms-sience-assholery

Good old fashion jokes, or as the kiddos say ‘memeing’ 🤙🏻🤪 just a little bit… spooky 👻

Amity Park was something of a nightmare town, plagued by the dead and all that.

But seeing as the vast majority of the dead fucks that did said plaguing weren’t exactly… life-threatening so much as potentially life-threatening and/or just kinda annoying, the whole thing very quickly became more of a ‘Not this shit again’ and even comedic. Mocking outsiders for freaking the fuck out was a beloved pastime by all. It also caused some serious memeing and a complete disregard for personal safety; because really? if a giant speaking wasp ain’t gonna off you then what makes anyone think jumping off a rooftop will either?

The adults of the town, at least the more normal ones, really freaked out during the ‘when people with iron deficiency stand up’ trend due to the town's teens using it as an excuse to limply and stiffly fall off of increasingly concerning and dangerous things. Particularly one where someone fell off of an intersection streetlight directly on to a moving cop car. And then someone else went and chucked themselves off of the side of a mountain while on vacation which turned into a whole investigation from the Jasper Canadian police force.

And the existence of meme-centric rapid-fire quick serotonin fix websites didn’t exactly… help. But hey, at least most shit was regular funny shit, right? And stayed in Amity largely.

Like everyone and their mother got a kick out of the vine with the dude being chased by the Box Ghost over the tune of ‘s.o.s please someone help me’. And “WHICH ONE OF YOU FUNKY FREAKS DID THIS!!!” Shouted over top of the Fenton GAV driving by blaring ‘they see me rollin’, they’re hatin, patrollin’” that went locally viral. Course there was the other really popular Fenton one with footage of Jack and Maddie crashing through the school wall over the sound of ‘OPEN UP SHITHEAD! 🤪”. The “I am a box ghost cow: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOo BEWARE” sound was also pretty popular. Honestly, anything with the Fenton parents or the Box Ghost was bound to be a good fun time, generally light-hearted too.

Some of the vines were just frankly normal if you ignored certain things and these ones usually saw more outside of Amity popularity. Like Danny Fenton showing off his probably neurodivergency-influenced doom piles except every single one had some kind of weapon noticeably in it. More than a few shaky videos of the local goth kids dying their hair in public bathroom sinks, though that one caused some mild discourse about how alt folks dyed their hair. Well over a hundred videos of people doing the mouth hat flip trick with ever-increasingly weird hats, they always landed on their heads somehow. One video caught Phantom in the background and the town gossip instantly became that the ghost was using his telekinesis to ‘help everyone along’. And multiple videos of the G.I.W. trying to interrogate people about ghosts only to get the response of ‘I’m alive, you’re a really shitty detective”, because who doesn’t love mocking the government. That was the same reason the one with one dude dressed as a G.I.W. agent in a car with another dude dressed like stereotypical hitchhiker with said fake G.I.W. making the simple yet concerning comment of “yeah what’s the chance of us both being mass murderers” and a very now shocked hitchhiker, went pretty viral; pretty much only Amity Parker’s knew it was referencing the G.I.W.s thing for torture though.

The sheer amount of vines involving employees jumping into the Nasty Burger sink full of water or using the sauce to create explosions were legendary, and no one talks about the plague that was comical ‘sexy’ poses with the duck face in full force or the sexy full body furry grinch, Shrek, and sloth suits trend. Those last ones were pretty weird and really made zero sense to the adult population of even Amity. Which was saying something.

Though weird wasn’t exactly uncommon. There’s a mystery someone who posts nothing but grunge aesthetic hand thirst traps; the occasional ectoplasm burns being the only sign that this person was, in fact, an Amity Parker. The very viral video of the entire Casperhigh cafeteria full of teens screaming singing ‘IM A MATERIAL GURL’ in complete chaos. The Fenton boy was standing on a table. Multiple guys were in dresses. And at least one teacher had their head in their hands and looked to be having a mental breakdown; this teacher was later confirmed to actually be Mr. Lancer who very clearly had been thinking that he was severely underpaid… which wasn’t even wrong in all honesty. The Slomo of someone showing off their hand-made long furby with spider legs over church music was an… interesting one. Everyone knew Sam was responsible for that one considering it was later used in a video to scare the absolute crap out of Pamela Manson; not a soul felt any sympathy for that entitled woman.

Some were just… concerning vaguely:

Like the montage of the football bros fleeing an underaged party in slow-mo with the types of party bros they were, from ‘the one who’s calling coach confessing everything’ to ‘the one who accidentally stabbed themselves’. Which alone was kinda concerning, all things considered, but then someone ‘responded’ with a shaky faraway shot of Fenton running down the street with eleven bottles of liquor in his arms with the text “the one who grabs the stash”. Which was definitely concerning and had more than a few concerned adults talking about it, mostly non-Amity adults though since that went slightly viral and every Amity adult dismissed the Fenton boy's weirdness. Fenton responding himself with the audio “yeah let’s go get drinks because I’m tryna get as wasted as my ✨potential✨”; absolutely did not help any concerns.

The whole saga that Jazz started when she reacted judgmentally to one of Spike dancing along to ‘if you feel depressed and misunderstood, whatcha gonna do? REPRESS IT’ in the tune of the ghost buster theme song. Which of course got Danny to respond by dancing along to ‘when you wanna confront your childhood, are you ready for a breakthrough? NO REPRESS IT’ and then Sam followed suit doing one to ‘I’m too apathetic to book myself therapy’ and Tucker one to ‘I push all my problems down until they go away’ and Val completes it with one to ‘repressing makes me feel nothing’ tune. Course Wes then showed up with ‘one day I’ll explode’ totally ruining the whole thing.

Which leads into all the Danny-specific ones which were ridiculously numerous, occasionally making people question his sleep schedule or if this shit is what he’s dodging out of class for. His very first vine being him nonchalantly saying: “so I got stabbed once and I laughed in the guy's face. He ran away” and looking very smug, was probably a sign of what was to come. Including but not limited to frequent random death/murder jokes like: “what’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done. *Prolonged sigh* I killed a guy” and then wheezing in laughter. To Valerie kissing him muttering, “now I’ll show you how to properly kiss a bottom”. Danny looking slightly scared all the while. To Danny diving face-first into many many things but most notably the one with him stiff as a board diving into a basket of rubber chickens, the squeaking was legitimately horrifying. Some weren’t of Danny but just taken by him, like the candid video of Vlad muttering, “maybe I should start a cult”, to himself before immediately panning to a worried and befuddled-looking Danny Fenton. That one started a town-wide trend of cult-like chants of ‘EAT THE RICH’ being shouted around Mayor Vlad Masters; much to the man’s annoyance. It was also followed up by a shaky vine of Vlad stuffing a flailing Danny into a duffel bag and just WALKING OFF into the sunset. The collection of Danny video bombing people with a bottle of mayonnaise was what finally resulted in Amity fully realising that Danny was actually a whole ass gremlin child. The one with Danny walking out of a flaming bathroom to the sound of “a performance was demanded of me and now I have delivered. ENCORE”, arms out grandly and preening like a peacock; really cemented the gremlin child title though. All his vines of him just FINDING CORPSES and him posing ridiculously next to them got taken down so fast that people couldn’t save or share them, which was honestly for the best because some menace behavior should just not be encouraged.

People also made lots of vines featuring Danny, the kid was fucking weird alright? And honestly? All the ones of crows and blob ghosts just following the kid like a personal army or giving him shit or him siccing them on people, were the least weird.  The shaky one of him leading an army of ecto-wieners followed up by another of him damn near force-feeding Dash a bottle of mustard, were proof of just how weird the vines of Danny-but-not-made-by-Danny were. And that particular vine was followed by tons of food fight ones which inevitably turned into #meattornado vines. Lancer was, once again, in the background of a lot of these looking like he was actively awaiting the sweet release of death.

And of course who could forget all the ghost-centric ones that outsiders almost always wrote off as faked or just really good editing/costume design.  Some were really silly, like Phantom’s little stunt in front of a horde of ghosts singing Eminem’s ‘so you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit’. And all the ones of people just reacting to the “ghosts aren’t real” comments with slapping the camera back and forth to the beat of Cotten eye joe. And of course the one with thirty people cosplaying different Amity ghosts dancing to the tune of ‘I ain’t afraid of no ghosts’ in the park that probably took way more effort to set up than it was really worth. There were of course tons that were just Phantom, especially when Jack Frost was the popular tumblr sexy man, “Is this Jack Frost?” then, without fail, showing an unsuspecting Phantom, who’d conjure up some ice and cackle after a beat; clearly the ghost wasn’t bothered by the comparison. Some folks did start throwing it around in all seriousness, legitimately theorising that maybe Phantom actually was Jack Frost.  And of course whenever Phantom seemingly discovered a new power that got vined to death, especially since the ghostly teen always sucked at controlling whatever it was. His teleportation was especially funny since he’d just randomly show up in some really random places, like one Vine where Dash had been working on some car and had been trying to show off opening the lid only for Phantom to just poof into there tangled in all the metal bits; scared the crap outta the kid. The town, and Phantom, discovering that he could just teleport Amity or parts of Amity into the ghost zone caused a massive slew of vines of pure chaos with teens shouting, “THIS IS FINE! EVERYTHING IS FINE” with green sky visible in the background and others of Phantom shouting, “OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY😬”. Every single one went locally viral much to the embarrassment of the teen ghost. Meanwhile, the ghost taking a freaking field trip to Jupiter apparently, a lot of what the fuck’s there, and making vines of the cool shit there were more of a worldwide viral thing especially since they weren’t actually debunkable even with people writing them off because Phantom was a freaking ghost and not wearing any kind of spacesuit.

Some actually had ghosts in them that weren’t Phantom. Mainly people shouting “bitch come at me” at random ghosts, but also clips shouting “daddy😩” at those same ghosts. And someone went and convinced Poindexter to ‘act scary’ while the teen flashed a strob light at him in a bid to get out of his detention early; the whole thing did actually look slightly creepy with the teen ghosts monochromatic appearance and did successfully get the human teen out of Mr. CampBell’s detention day, that teacher had a very weak will. A great many of clips of Twenty One Pilots “my name’s blurry face” got placed over basically every single piece of footage of ghosts to ever show their faces in Amity.  The audios were almost always hilarious actually and did see some use outside of Amity, from: “Look at this alt f4’d motherfucker” to “Awww what a cute looking blobby. GOD IS DEAD AND WE KILLED HIM” to the slightly less popular “You’d probably mess up your toast, if ten thousand angry ghosts, lunged at your face”. Even The Box Ghost got one in with the “W-what are you doing in my house?!? I want boxes” audio that got pasted on every video where the Box Ghost was inside literally any building which just turned into when animals got inside people's houses. The “New ghost shows up. Customary two minutes of mourning BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD and resume chaos” was also weirdly popular even if that one was pretty explicitly Amity.

The one where someone caught a mini female Phantom ‘attempting’ aka trying and failing spectacularly to skateboard in Paris reaching Amity caused an absolute ton of teens to vine their skateboard skills and @‘ing them at Phantom to ‘show his kid because there is no way that is not the ghosts kid’; Phantom was reportedly very touched and even made a vine thanking people followed by many many ones of the girl -who was apparently named Elle- trying out the tricks all over the world. It was outright touching and sweet in everyone’s opinion, even if Phantom apparently having a kid caused some chaos.

On the flip side of adorable comfort vines was that notable time that everyone got really into Aztec death whistles and started scaring the crap outta the ghosts with them… and the cops.

But the one that really scared a ghost good was shot at the beach… where at least thirty people had gathered in the water and just started screaming and slamming their faces into the water. The close-up of Skulker’s horrified face in the sky was meme’d to death immediately. The one with Kwan somehow inside of Walker’s prison looking scared and confused over the tune of  AJR’s ‘hello hello, I’m not where I’m supposed to be’ sacred the Hell out of the town though. Teen abduction was pretty alarming after all; an Instagram photo of the teen throwing up the peace sign with Phantom appeared damn near right after at least. Dash also followed up with “When that pre-workout shake got you feeling like you could fight Walker himself”; clearly mocking Kwan.

Halloween was a Hell of a time too, all the ghosts practically made the vines and memes and silly photos themselves! From shaky videos of ghosts breaking into places just to splatter around ectoplasm for the fuck of it to an absolute ton of different vines of the ghosts messing with the Box Ghosts hatred for all things circular. And Amity of course dealt with this by just joining in and upping the chaos, there was a lot of property damages. Someone even caught a video of Vlad Masters seemingly admiring a clearly blown-up building. There was a hot minute were the newest vines were nothing but ghostly sword fights involving flyswatters while Amity Parker’s screamed “SAVAGE” or “GOT ‘EM” after every hit. This all also lead to the discovery that ghost or ecto-peanut butter was a real thing and that Phantom was an absolute menace when armed with it; aka damn near everyone could to this day tell you that ecto-peanut butter tasted like vaguely burnt chia seeds and mustard due to Phantom basically shoving spoonfuls into every mouth he could while cackling, and yes it was repeatedly caught and turned into vines. It was some very sticky peanut butter.

Not all of them were happy fun times though. Phantom singing, “I’m not quite like them. I have no heart or brain” with a really Freakin’ pretty sunset in the background, or yet another one with Phantom where someone caught the ghost upsettedly wailing “I DIDN’T FEED ON PEOPLES EMOTIONS BEFORE! WHHHHHHYYYYY’ followed up by a lot of Vine clips of folks comforting a crying Phantom including one with a strange purple-cloaked blue-skinned ghost also comforting him; that caused so many rumours especially when it was later followed up by a somewhat silly vine of said cloak-wearing ghost covered in cake batter staring judgmentally at Phantom who was looking awkwardly at his phone saying “apparently I suck at baking comfort cakes and you can only try to remake a cake so many times before your teacher losses all faith in you”. Back on the more depressing note is all the montages of people dressing wounds over the tune of “cause we’re all fighters, and we’ve been so for a long time”. A weird amount of people found Danny’s “Walk into the family portal, it’ll give you ✨superpowers✨“ depressing since everyone and their mom knew about the teens title accident giving him a seriously weird strain of ecto-contamination.

Sometimes they were silly AND sad, like Phantom’s “This is a ghost's guide to dying. DON’T”; people not being too bothered by that one just highlighted how desensitised people were though. Other vine clips highlighted that even more, like the massive collection of different ones of Amity Parker’s going on ‘scary’ amusement park rides and rollercoasters while looking completely bored and/or pretending to sleep. Even one of a guy playing bejewelled while upside down on one. The “Quarantine restrictions lifted” trend, while funny, was also kinda sad since said restrictions were always lifted so fast that they might as well have never been put in place to begin with. They also spawned the very viral, “well folks apparently walking around with ectoplasm in your mouth screaming THE DECONTAMINATION ISNT WORKING isn’t a good idea”, with the Fenton GAV alarm blaring in the background.

But in the end, most were just silly goofy shit that horrified all the adults due to mostly teens doing questionable shit: shotgunning energy drinks, running full force into flaming dumpsters, attempting to swindle ghosts, breaking into G.I.W. vehicles, punching locker doors till they caved in, doing stick n’ poke tattoos. All in good, if reckless, fun; like memeing should be. The town being plagued by the spookies merely intensifying everything.

Phantom flying into a stop sign hard enough to remove it from the ground, transforming into Danny Freaking Fenton, and promptly saying “oop” at seeing whoever was pointing a phone at him, intensified everything so much that it broke the internet for multiple days.

But well, that’s Amity Park for you.

End.

Prompts: Vine Comp Fic: what are the shenanigans the Amity Park Citizens get up to? Danny has a break down after he starts feeding on human emotions. Its halloween time! And the ghosts are acting super rowdy! How will the citizens of amity park deal with this? Danny’s identity is revealed in the dumbest way. Peanut butter. Mr. Lancer doesn’t get paid enough for this. Danny discovers a new power and struggles to reconcile with/master it. Ever since the portal incident, most animals have been incredibly wary around Danny due to his pseudo-undead nature. Except for corvids, which have taken to flocking around him at all hours of the day. Neurodivergency! An unlikely alliance between a ghost and a student forms during detention. People around Amity park begin to notice blobs constantly trailing behind Danny Fenton. Ghosts are naturally drawn to death. When people die in Amity Park, Danny keeps finding the bodies. Danny giving or receiving comfort from Clockwork. Dani Phantom finds a skate park and learns how to use a skateboard Clockwork tries to teach Danny how to bake. As the Zone's newest Ghost King (*on a technicality), Danny inherits Pariah's ability to pull parts of Amity Park into the Ghost Zone, or vice versa. This is a problem, because like all of Danny's powers, there's a learning curve—and he can't quite control this one yet. Danny travels to Jupiter (Or Saturn, or Neptune, or some other extraterrestrial planet). Vlad kidnaps Danny in a phase-proof duffel bag. Optional: Vlad carries the bag with the strap across his torso for extra security because it’s my favorite carrying style. Unhinged/Feral Danny. go buckwild. (if he bites someone while undercaffinated all the better)

[emeraldsandamethyst]

lair & haunt lore (danny phantom)

so i am enjoying myself writing a midwest gothic thing about amity park (on AO3 here) and thought i might sort of share my ideas i'm rollin with re: haunts (and lairs i guess) i really don't know much fanon lore so apologies in advance, i do know haunts and lairs are generally considered separate things

lairs:

created by the ghost consciously establishing a place to exist in the Ghost Zone; usually done with the help of ghostly parents, results may vary drastically but all have at least one door;

doors are not locked some doors can't lock some doors can it's like, lairs are supposed to be safe places for everyone even if they aren't yours there's a culture of hospitality where as long as you follow the rules you're welcomed, to varying degrees depending, but the most base form of this ghost hospitality is providing a temporary haven from whatever the other ghost is fleeing from, waiting outside lair doors is not just in poor taste in some realms it is grounds for being imprisoned or even ended

lair doors are purple, other doors in the ghost zone can exist that are not lairs, the cultural rules on waiting outside these doors are much less sharply defined, some ghosts wouldn't think anything of it, others would think it's in poor taste but allowable, and all such differences between 'its cool' and 'do it and be unmade'

haunts:

haunts form instinctively and subconsciously to places the Dead died at and places any ghosts frequent enough to imprint the ambient ectoplasm with their ecto-energy; its like a function of time and power, a powerful ghost can form connections to places/people/things more easily than a weak ghost, and all of that is supposing that there is enough ambient ectoenergy for them to affect

i'm using something like the idea in @five-rivers Mortified of there being 3 kinds of Ghosts, the Dead, the Deathless and the Unborn

with this, haunts are a literal ecto-connection to a ghost, the Dead spreads their ectoplasm out through their haunt and depending on the strength of the ghost they either become the haunt literally until enough ambient ectoplasm builds up for them to develop some separate form, or they are strong enough to have both a separate form and a haunt right away; the Deathless (the ancients, the personifcations of concepts like Clockwork) their haunts are the concept they embody, so all of time is Clockwork's haunt with this idea; the Unborn can form haunts like the Dead, or they can form a haunt around a tiny bit of atmosphere/air/a seed, and collect more energy and more energy, will-o-wisps are like this with this idea; some blobs are Dead and some are Unborn, blobs are like crabs, everything be converging on that efficient body plan

ghosts control haunts mostly by their subconscious needs and desires, strong ghosts can consciously control their haunts but they must first be aware of the connection and what it is, the basics are taught by parents. basics are like, 'this is what it feels like when your haunt wants your attention, this is what it feels like when someone enters your haunt, this is how to take care of your haunt so you don't waste energy working against yourself' that kind of stuff

[nopressurejohn]

Worst: Essential Business

At the beginning of the latest round of empty arena show commentary from the award-winning With Spandex section of UPROXX, substitute columnist Scott Heisel laid out a new reason to feel uncomfortable about our Monday night viewing habits:

With news coming out over the weekend that WWE was moving back to live broadcasts for Raw, NXT and Smackdown, my heart sank. How is WWE an essential business? Why do we need No Way Jose flying across the country just to get squashed by Bobby Lashley in 1:45? We don’t. No one does.

So, why is WWE now considered an essential business by the state of Florida? Well, it could be because they’re trying to set the table for major league baseball to play a shortened season in the sunshine state, or, if you’re a conspiracy victim, it’s because WWE was in danger of breaching their live-TV contracts with USA and FOX, and the former head of Donald Trump’s Small Business Administration, Linda McMahon (who is currently heading up a massive pro-Trump Super PAC), called Ron DeSantis to grease the wheels before her family declared bankruptcy. Honestly, it’s the flip of a coin with this administration at this point.

It is absolutely bonkers WWE is continuing to make their talent travel to a state with 21,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19 just so they can keep their inflated TV contract money coming in. To put it into some sort of perspective, the entirety of Canada only has 25,000 confirmed cases thus far. This is wildly unnecessary and unsafe for everyone involved (including the camerapeople, producers and other backstage workers). Take the L, Vince, and run best-ofs for Stone Cold and the Rock and whoever else until we can start gathering small crowds in Full Sail Arena or the PC again.

As for the wrestlers themselves: Unionize already, for fuck’s sake.

Hi, It’s the NPJ guy again: My first thought, sad to say, was that this gives Cody Rhodes a precedent if anyone tries to hassle him again.  But the people who run AEW aren’t big enough dicks to attempt a power move like that. Well, not yet, anyway.

But going back to WWE for a moment: Just to add to the weight of that rock in the pit of your stomach, McMahon was also a last-minute addition to (deep, shuddering breath) the Great American Economic Revival Industry Group, or as everyone under the bright blue sky seems to be calling it, the League of Sharks For Reopening Amity Beach.

Meanwhile, the jerks in charge of GameStop and Hobby Lobby are presumably sputtering incoherently in a Zoom conference somewhere, which gives me a small, shy smile that hopefully I don’t need to apologize for.

[aquamansbitch]

shuffle and arrange songs!

put your music on shuffle and arrange the first 12 songs into the zodiacs!

aries: One Shot - B.A.P

taurus: Huff n Puff - Red Velvet

gemini: Centuries - Fall Out Boy

cancer: Pittsburgh - The Amity Affliction

leo: Don’t Flirt - Winner

virgo: Sweater Weather - The Neigbourhood

libra: I’ll Take You There - Sleeping With Sirens, Shayley Bourget

scorpio: Rock - Seventeen

sagittarius: Don’t Forget - Crush, Taeyeon

capricorn: 0 (Young) - NO Mercy

aquarius: King of Amarillo - Issues

pisces: Rollin’ - Brave Girls

JUST GO STEAL THE MEME

[saylorsims]

honestly it’s gonna be hard explaining that maeve ISN’T matt’s seeing as amity essentially just cloned herself

[saylorsims]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[saylorsims]

You'll speak in tongues- now let me demonstrate, baby~

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They say I'll only do you wrong We come together 'cause I understand Just who you really are, baby

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I keep on playing our favourite song I turn it up while you're gone It's all I've got when you're in my head And you're in my head, so I need it

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like on the one hand they’ve not been together-together long (if it’s even been discussed) but on the other matt is 1000% into this step-parenting thing

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babyfaces.

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Hooray! Stuff!

This package includes: a D.Va bodysuit, the cute lil’ face triangles (located under blush) and the pose in the picture! The bodysuit has a few issues but nothing that can’t be fixed with a little photoshop and a little hope. 

Moving the payload, let's party up!