#amusing injuries

[notitlemp3]

[thecittiverse]

Ayano has been horribly beaten by Osoro, but despite Midori's help, she may have accidently sealed her fate in issue #212 of my Yandere Simulator fan comic; “Dank Midori.”

Some of these characters haven't been in an issue of Dank Midori in so long, it actually took me a while to find all their reference images.

I do not own Yandere Simulator, this is only a fan parody.

Like Dank Midori? Read 'em all here!

[stormsketch]

#ToonJune2023 "Day 23. Amusing Injuries"

I needed an excuse to draw the two outrageous characters from one of my favorite shows. Here are Matt and Jay from Nirvana The Band The Show! This is what binging the entire Star Wars franchise inches away from the screen does to you.

[bobauthorman]

Wonder who hurts more- Ah, what am I saying, Suezo fell headfirst onto solid rock.

[feline-evil]

Happy I'm Thinking About Him Again Friday, a fitting end to an entire week of Thinking About Him

[prokopetz]

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[she-had-many-names]

*Icia stares at the blade in Aoki's hands. Her expression goes from horrified to furious to devastated.*

NO!! *With the last bit of strength, Icia grabs her sword and stands... but immediately falls to her knees. She clings to her sword, willing herself to stand.... but can't. She doesn't give up though. Not one bit.*

*bothersome...*

You weren’t his target.

The nightmare looks at Icia, then quickly follows Icia’s gaze to Aoki, who is mid-strike. She easily deflects with her own sword, sending him into the wall. His eyes widen.

“Pathetic.”

She slashes her sword across his torso. Blood begins to spill from his mouth. He looks like he’s in shock, staring at nightmare, staring at Icia, utterly confused. Why? He was trying to help! He was trying to be a good person! He was going to do the right thing, and…and now he’s never going to get the second chance he wished for so desperately. Now he’ll never see the sky again. Now he’ll never see Alpenglow again. Now he’ll never finish his list. Now he’ll never escape the chains and role he was created to fill.

[sitishafiyyah]

What it a Injury of Ben Tennyson? 🤕

Awwww~ What a weakness.

Oh... Poor Ben Tennyson, why you black eye on looking at me? 😟

⫷⊹.•˙※❖~𖤐 𝑩𝒆𝒏 𝑻𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚𝒔𝒐𝒏 𖤐~❖※˙•.⫸

⊱ೄྀ☼✴彡◥⟬ 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 ⟭◤༅𖥂⚘ᬊ⊰

❖﹏﹏﹏❀﹏﹏﹏❖

❊◌∘ 𖤛ꕤ༺ 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 ༻⚡︎☬○፨❊

[egginfroggin]

Pesselle is this close to chaining him to the cot so he can't get himself into stupidly dangerous situations.

Transcription of the text:

First part:

text, pointing to his right arm: (broken arm)

"It is fine"

"It is not as bad as it looks"

"Really"

"I am fine"

Second part:

text, pointing to Pesselle: (will be a cold day in Hell before she ever believes him)

[arolesbianism]

I need to spread my Wendy cane user hcs further but I feel like it's important to note that I also hc Wilson as a cane user and that these two hcs are so vital to pair together for my happiness

[soysaucevictim]

And now I have the mental image of Remus (Gymrat or iZombie, particularly) as a kid having a FANTASTIC time on one of those playground merry-go-rounds.

Just the absolute joy of the kid on one of those things, man.

... followed by the mental image of at least the kid letting go while on it and face-planted in the ground nearby. And just laughing his ass off while also crying and bleeding.

A very good lesson in physics.

(Not me thinking about when i did that on a twisty rope swing once. Totally. Granted I think Remus would absolutely wreck himself worse than I did - just greater centrifugal forces at play.)

[salsflore]

i got scratched badly-ish (by that i mean like it bled) by my cat for the 3rd time. it stung when i washed/put ointment on it so now i’m thinking of like.. childe doing it for me. i mean what. i don't know who that is

[rising-anew]

Wheee MRI results

I fell flat on my back while skiing on February 6th. I’ve been having elbow pain since then, and can’t straighten my left elbow fully. My chiropractor, when we determined we weren’t making progress, asked me to go get imaging done. I have a consultation on tuesday, but the initial results from today’s MRI is that I have a small, nondisplaced fracture and a high-grade partial ligament tear.

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

Joints and their funny decisions

Warning, I will be talking injury. Specifically dislocation and subluxation

Nothing bad, but if such things aren’t your cuppa, don’t read on. I’m just rambling aimlessly.

My joints have always been loose.

I refer to things as swimming around. My shoulder swims around, my knees swim around. They all just kind of choose their own path.

For the most part, it doesn’t bother me. Well, ok, it bothers me, but in a non-consequential way.

I have had some major dislocations, but mostly my joints stay in their lane and don’t bother to truly fuck themselves up.

This means I don’t totally understand how joints are supposed to work. I understand logically, but viscerally I don’t. I’ll give examples in a minute.

Luckily, I’m also incredibly strong (thanks genetics!) which is a blessing because it means my muscles can hold my joints together since my ligaments are too bloody lazy.

So, back to not truly understanding joints in most people. I have been repeatedly told that when other people carry a marginally heavy grocery bag, they don’t have to actively engage their shoulder muscles to keep their arm from slowly sliding down. Or that they’re arm doesn’t sag after too long of sitting at a desk.

Other people can’t simply tense some muscles in their shoulder and make the humeral head shift position (either to protrude slightly forward/backward or lower).

Other people’s kneecaps don’t shift around under gentle pressure quite as easily or as far. Or that their lower leg doesn’t start to dangle lower if they don’t have feet touching the floor.

The ways this means I interact with others, I assume that if I grab you by the arm and tug you along without you being prepared, your shoulder will subluxate or dislocate. I’m constantly amazed to be reminded that this is not the case.

When I see people sitting on seats or counters where their legs are dangling, I assume they’ll need to move soon or be in pain from the joint opening up. It actually bothers me to see people sitting on high stools without a foot rest because I imagine the amount of pain they’ll be in (they aren’t and won’t be).

Although I’ve been told a million times that the above things are not how most bodies work, because I live in a body that behaves this way, it’s always something I need to be reminded of.

Logically, I get it; but in the same way that someone who’s color blind understands other people literally see the world differently but can’t quite fathom that difference because they don’t have that experience.

This also means that I run into people viewing the world from their body (which does not have loose joints). And so, when I say my shoulder is out of place, they are working on the premise that it is (1) an extremely painful and (2) traumatic thing and since I’m not making pain noises, I must be exaggerating or not know what I’m talking about.

But when I speak to others with loose joints, I seem to not fit in there either. My muscles do a fabulous job of holding things in place, and when the joint does dislocate or subluxate, my muscles pull it back. Or it doesn’t bother me and I don’t notice it until it pops back into proper place. Normally, there’s zero to minimal pain either way. Which seems to make many loose jointed people suspicious and question if I’m exaggerating or don’t know what I’m talking about since for many it is painful or their muscles don’t just pop the joint back into place.

Which is to say, my world view, as informed by my particular body, means I assume everyone’s joints swim around but that it’s not a particularly bad or painful phenomenon. And it is new information every single time someone tells me that’s not the majority of human bodies.

Except my elbows. When those fuckers shift around, it hurts. Thankfully the one full dislocation of my left elbow happened when I was 3-4yrs old and I don’t remember it. Oh, and I’m not so cool with my finger joints going wonky.

But wrists, shoulders, knees, hips, ankles, bones in my feet, ribs, these are all pretty cool about when they shift.

Hell, the couple of times my shoulders dislocated (one memorable time I got to watch my humeral head leave the socket and protrude forward in real time, then I tensed my muscles to pull it back in and it was fine), they’ve had the manners to not be painful about it. I don’t try to dislocate them on purpose, but I subluxate them constantly (both passively and on purpose).

I feel like I should write down the many varied dislocations and subluxations I’ve had. I think it would entertain me.

[o5-the-daughter]

Is there any specific reason he keeps ending up in there?

His anomaly makes him a bit accident-prone, I fear - he tends to brush against things when using it, which would be no big issue at normal speed, but.. well, running into a corner at walking speed is quite different from running into one with the speed of a car. He is quite lucky that 006 prevents the worst of it now, though he has told me a handful of stories about his pre-promotion adventures. Hearing about said stories, I'm somewhat surprised that he is as physically healthy as he is!

[azurescaled-arch]

Threads where Izumi heals from injuries in front of your muse.