#an eel doesnt need that many teeth like what are u even doing with them

[woozihae]

just saw a picture of a gulper eel. dont like it. why do u have that many teeth for. its unnerving

[tunabesimpin]

GOD I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE TUNA BLUSH FOR THE TWEELS DAMNIT /hj

*innocently with no intention*: Tell me what you like about the tweels? ^^

GYHEHEHEHEHEH i see just curious are we? ',:3c and thats reaaaally all? ehehe

I hope you're ready for my rambling cause HOO BOY DO I GOTTA ALOT TO SAY

WELL LET ME TELL YOU THEN WHY I ADORE THE TWEELS! i have no idea how to organize this besides a list/ notes so good luck this also might be ooc so take with a grain of salt This ended up long so ima put a cut here~

Floyd! -he's a rowdy boy, a scrunkly scrimblo if you will and that already has me in his clutches as I love rough housing and playing around! -I'd love to follow along with whatever bullshit he's doing. wants to toss me like a frisbee? Sure thing! Wants to play extreme parkour tag? hell yea! We breaking into the dorm pool outside of hours? He's the boss! -I also hella relate to his mood swings just not as outwardly. Sometimes I just be sad or pissed off for seemingly no reason. -the way he can be cunning if he wants to. I like to think he's really smart he just doesnt care to think hard cause whats the fun in that? and honestly i get that. -i appreciate his interest in shoes. even his funky shoes. I too like funky shoes. -also his laugh is the cutest thing ever and i would die just to hear it, we can be maniac laughers together -his nicknames are cute; this is actually why i chose him in game when i started twst

Jade! -he's mysterious and to me thats just a challenge to crack him open like a walnut (subtly of course, i will gladly take my time to learn about him) -I want to mentally battle him and see who will break first. -He likes mushrooms, I like mushrooms. same interest make brain go wee -I can appreciate his mindset on certain matters (*cough* betrayal matters *cough*) no but i do like just how he thinks and his general interactions with others. I really have no idea how to describe it other than that. -a scrunkly scrimblo hidden in plain sight -also his little character breaks are TOO CUTE!!!! LIKE IN FLIGHT CLASSE WHEN HE GETS HUFFY/ COMPETITIVE WITH AZUL ! OR WHEN HES PEAKED IN MUSHROOM CRAZE! adorable. Other Notes that just make me favor them- -marine biology is super cool to me. I would die to see their merforms and be able to ask questions if i couldn't find any answers in books! -Also I genuinely really like many animals and eels are in the top 3, they just look so googly eyed and swish around so neat -height gap. -teeth are cool -i want to fight them affectionately

Thank u for asking UvU !!!

[isengard]

i was tagged by @patroclusgf thank u ily

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20people

Tagging: i literally hate actually tagging people in these so everyone who sees this u are now tagged

last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - my brother

3. text message - i was telling my brother i was at the apt he was at

4. song you listened to - love scenario by ikon (a BOP)

5. time you cried - last thursday when i figured out i didn’t get this job i rly wanted

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - i rly don’t consider it a kiss but yeah

8. been cheated on - nah

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - u know it

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - not only did i throw up, but i threw up in the middle of a crowded bar at 2 in the afternoon

fave colours

12. black

13. white

14. grey lmao

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah

16. fallen out of love - nope

17. laughed until you cried - definitely

18. found out someone was talking about you - don’t remember don’t care

19. met someone who changed you - yes

20. found out who your friends are - sure

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - dont have a fb oops

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - refer 2 last answer

23. do you have any pets - yes i have 2 dogs n 2 cats

24. do you want to change your name - my legal name yeah

25. what did you do for your last birthday - probably stayed in my bed all day

26. what time did you wake up today - 11am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping

28. what is something you can’t wait for - this temp job i’m doing 2 end

30. what are you listening to right now - (what happened to q. 29?) scary stories

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - does tommy count then yeah

32. something that gets on your nerves - ummmm rich people

33. most visited website - tumblr probably

34. hair colour - dark dark dark brown

35. long or short hair - short

36. do you have a crush on someone - yeah boi

37. what do you like about yourself - i’m cute sometimes i guess

38. want any piercings? - nah

39. blood type - no clue

40. nicknames - eli, eel

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - libra

43. pronouns - he/they

44. fave tv shows - god uhhhhh psych and iasip

45. tattoos - none :(

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - yeah for my wisdom teeth

48. piercings - none

49. sport - volleyball

50. vacation - i need one

51. trainers - idk what this means

more general

52. eating - nothing

53. drinking - just finished some coffee and my water bottle

54. i’m about to watch - nothing

55. waiting for - death

56. want - money

57. get married - not on my to-do list

58. career - marry rich

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - wouldn’t know bc i don’t get either

60. lips or eyes - both

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - doesnt matter

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - idc

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - yes but i eventually found them lmao

69. turned someone down - yeah

70. sex on first date - i’ve never even been on a date bitch

71. broken someone’s heart - not that i know of

72. had your heart broken - nope

73. been arrested - NO

74. cried when someone died - yeah

75. fallen for a friend - not fallen no

do you believe in

76. yourself - depends on the day

77. miracles - mayhap

78. love at first sight - lmaoooo no

79. santa claus - i wish

80. kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - mayhap pt. 2

other

82. best friend’s name - don’t have one

83. eye colour - blue

84. fave movie - cap 2

85. fave actor - ummmmm i’ll say my main man chris evans