#anais-ninja-bitch

[liesmyth]

so. Palamedes "quotes the Bible when he sees his girl for the first time" Sextus. what do we think his dirty talk is like?

not saying it's bad, but surely it's idiosyncratic. all that really matters is that it works for the 3 most important women ever (Camilla, Dulcie, and Pyrrha).

and after 10,000 years, Pyrrha had finally learned to appreciate parenthetical citations.

OK SO hear me out, I think his smut is overwrought and a bit purple prose-y, but his actual mid-sex dirty talk is like... the opposite of eloquent. His brain shuts down. He forgets how to speak. There's a lot of “please” and “uh. that's lovely” and going red in the face and looking away. I think he's a bit awkward and it's all very charming

I'm open to peer review though and ready to be convinced of an alternative

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch

due to recent events

and cuz I think you'll like it

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

this just appeared on my pinterest and my first thought was of my locked tomb friends @anais-ninja-bitch and @sargassostories

(I have tried DESPERATELY to get a source for this but I can't find any websites that don't set of alarm bells for me DAMN YOU PINTEREST)

[rikonius]

@anais-ninja-bitch, @cipheramnesia, I don't know if you follow Adam Savage on Youtube, but in case you don't, I figure you'd want to know he's been reading the Locked Tomb books.

[brattylikestoeat]

Girl I was quoting Nicki lyrics lol about the bum in the laundromat. "Broke bitches so crusty, disgust me, couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me" i promise I'm not a barb tho. I have standards

Thank you for clarifying I was like what?

@anais-ninja-bitch mystery solved.

[callmebliss]

Out Of This World (an incomplete playlist (updated to appear in standardized artist - song title format))

Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Galactic - I Got It (What You Need)

Reverend Horton Heat - Galaxy 500

Rocket Man - Elton John (via @sagenemesis )

David Bowie - Space Oddity (via @sagenemesis )

Train - Drops of Jupiter (via @anais-ninja-bitch)

The Seatbelts - Cats On Mars (via @anais-ninja-bitch )

Katy Perry - ET (via @aeoliantectrix )

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City

Nikki Minaj - Starships (via @aeoliantectrix )

BTS - 134340 (via @aeoliantectrix )

BTS and Coldplay - My Universe(via @aeoliantectrix )

Two Steps From Hell - Star Sky(via @aeoliantectrix )

Celtic Woman - A Spaceman Came Travelling -(via @aeoliantectrix )

Duran Duran - New Moon On Monday (via @avishabilis )

IAM - Planète Mars (via @avishabilis )

Gustav Holst Planets Suite (via @avishabilis )

Def Leppard - Rocket (via @ejullz )

Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (via @adamtheredbeard)

David Bowie - Starman (via @adamtheredbeard)

The Byrds - Mr. Spaceman (via @adamtheredbeard)

Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan (via @justanotherdharmabum )

REM - Man on the Moon (via @typhoidmeri )

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (via @typhoidmeri )

Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love (via @typhoidmeri )

[product] - call to the moon (item this through item 45 via @sapphicshart )

808 state - europa

angels on acid - satellite

deine lakaien - dark star

helalyn flowers - sitting on the moon

in strict confidence - alpha centauri

the b-52s - planet claire

lead into gold - faster than light

mc 900ft jesus - ufos are real

meat beat manifesto - mars needs women

psy'aviah - black hole

red mecca - enter stellar

renegade soundwave - space gladiator

revolting cocks - attack ships on fire

S.P.O.C.K - queen of space

smp - earthlight

technoir - dying star

dead milkmen - rocket ship

mask of sanity - living black hole

omega core - eons away they looked to the stars (item 26 through item this via @sapphicshart )

Muse - Supermassive black hole (via @anonymoussmurf )

Amaranthe - 1,000,000 Lightyears (via @the0dd0ne )

Rise Against - Satellite (via @the0dd0ne )

Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back (via @the0dd0ne )

Lazerhawk - Visitors (via @otatma)

Dua Lipa - Levitating (via @furiosasgarden )

???

[skrytch]

On tonight's edition of "Hey My Dash Did A Thing"

Starring @void-of-erebos and @anais-ninja-bitch

With @mostly-funnytwittertweets and @mansplain-manipulate-malewife

[sargassostories]

ok @anais-ninja-bitch @queerfantasycharacter I had this yucky little CamPal idea that they keep flirting via notes but Palamedes is all about their chaste and deeper more spiritual bond and doesn’t want to overstep any boundaries or look at Cam’s body or anything so Camilla gets Nona to school, comes home, loses the clothes and gets herself right on the edge of coming and then switches :)

[wizardhecker]

i showed my mom your triangular great blue heron (her fave bird) and she loves it so much! do have a shop/would you ever make prints available for sale?

I donntttt sorry. Maybe one day I will and make them stickers. Go ahead and

>Right click "Save as"

>print if off at the library and laminate it

THIS OFFER IS ONLY FOR ANAIS-NINJA-BITCH'S MOM. IF THE REST OF YOU DO THIS send me a pict of them on ur wall please :3

also if youve got a couple dollars to spare, donate it to the audobon society in return. thanks!

[grimeysociety]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better:

tagged by @indulgence-be-thy-name - thanks bb! ❤️

last song: Danny Nedelko by IDLES

favourite colour: orange

currently reading: George Harrison: The Reluctant Beatle by Philip Norman & Necessary Arrangements by @stargazingfangirl18

last movie/tv show: movie - Killers of the Flower Moon (2023); show: Loki season 2

spicy/savoury/sweet: at this point, sweet is a compulsion

last thing you googled: Jeremy Allen White

tagging: @typhoidmeri @sarahbeniel @zephrbabe @ibelieveinturtles @palettesofrenaissance-main @that-wimpy-cowboy-doll @anais-ninja-bitch @feistygina @freyaswolf

[liesmyth]

confession time: i was the nasty gall-on-gall Bush v Gore anon from a while ago.

well! today, i was driving through the hipster part of town, and there's a new indie bookstore called Third House Books. i didn't have time to stop, but what if? they have sick pornographies?

BUSH VS GORE oh my god I remember it. one of my most cursed anons ever <3

not to ask you to doxx yourself but you HAVE to take a picture of the interior of that shop

[crewdlydrawn]

wait, you ain't read The Locked Tomb?

Nope—it’s a rare occasion that my brain gears cooperate and coordinate properly in-sync for long enough to complete all steps of Choose, Obtain, Begin, Consume, Complete with the same book in an astronomically relatively grouped together sort of timeline.

I’ve been seeing stuff on-dash, but it was forever before I knew it was BOOKS 😂

[marblesarelost]

On this, January 1, 2024, I would like to express a few things to and about my followers/mutuals.

First to @cakeisnotpie -- please, please please know always that I support you and deeply care about you, and I know that I am not alone in that. Your work is valued, sure, but you, sweetling, you who I know only through computer screens, you are amazing and brilliant and I have wished I could reach through the screen and hug you so very many times. I hope 2024 brings you some much needed relief from your stresses and worries. I love you.

@brightlotusmoon -- you are joy. You are just joy personified, made flesh and blood, you are the luminescence on my page. I always smile when I see that you've graced my feed with your presence. Don't let anyone, and I mean anyone, dim your luster, sweetheart -- stars are meant to shine. Keep being amazing in 2024.

@anais-ninja-bitch -- oh precious one. I was taking a break from Tumblr over most of the fall, so I didn't know until recently. I refuse to say I know how you feel because grief is a very personal thing, but I can and do definitely empathize and sympathize. I would wrap a nice blanket around you if I could, and give you my shoulder to weep on. May 2024 be gentle with you.

@systlin -- you're not my mutual anymore, but I tagged you anyway. What to say? What to say about my Thane? I hope 2024 brings you all the things you wish for but one, so you always have something to strive for. And tell the Old Man I said hello.

@canuckleheadcowgirl -- I haven't seen you much on my feed recently. You doing okay? I hope so. Same wish as for Systlin above.

@prismatic-bell -- You are a gift. I have learned so much from reading your posts, so very much, and I want to thank you for that. Thank you for doing the work. Thank you for your generosity in doing so. You are a blessing. May 2024 bring you peace and joy.

At all the rest -- I promise I do read the posts that show up on my feed, and we may not talk a whole lot, but I do enjoy you. Every day, every time I log in, it's like sitting down in a coffee shop or diner lounge and listening to all the conversations of the regulars -- I know your interests, I know your highs and lows. I do notice. I may not respond, but I do notice.

[endreal]

@quannaix tagged me for 7 comfort films + 7 tags so here we go!!! This is hard and I really feel like I’m forgetting something. Anyway!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The Mummy (1999)

The Princess Bride

Speed Racer

Mr. Right

FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Metamorphoses/Winds of Change (1978)

Gosh now I have to pick people to tag too? Hmm... @saint-batrick @saintsilence @theinsidiousdice @thunderjaw-dragonware @anais-ninja-bitch @rustbeltjessie @architeuthisducks-blog I'll tag y'all this time, and shadow tag literally everyone else who sees this and wants to play. If you have a face comfort movies we love to see hear about it!

[imperiuswrecked]

Getting to Know You, tagged by @rraaaarrl @normalhousecat

Three Ships (I'm going with Marvel ships because these 3 (ok 4 I can't choose) are the ones I return to/think of most often.

Namor/Doom & Namor/Jim

Kurt/Ororo/Logan

Pietro/Remy

First Ship

Kurt/Logan

Last Song

Soft Universe by AURORA

Last Movie

Tale of Tales (2015)

Currently Reading

Too many books, comics, and fics in rotation, like no seriously I read a lot and sometimes I put down one thing to continue/finish another thing before picking it up again but currently in the middle of:

A Stitch in Time by Andrew Robinson

Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse (also have Fevered Star to read after this)

The Flood Circle by Harry Connolly (I literally have 2 chapters left but can't bring myself to finish it because once I do the series is over)

The Vows and Honor Triology by Mercedes Lackey

His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik (got the whole series to go through)

The Broken Earth Triology by N.K. Jemisin

Prince's Assassin Triology by Ariana Nash

Spider-Man 2099 comic series

Rereading The Defenders (1972) comic series

Currently Watching (once again the rotation thing)

Guillermo Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

Agatha Christie's Poirot

The Cook of Castamar

Shadow and Bone

Star Trek: Lower Decks

(Rewatching) Interview with the Vampire series

Beyond Evil

The Terror (I will finish this series I swear, then I can rewatch Black Sails)

Last Thing I Wrote

A scene in my original mlm fantasy novel between a Elven Healer outcast & a human knight

A scene in my fanfic for the Pietro/Remy Angel/Demon Au

Tagging: @esteicy-blog @teal-bandit @anais-ninja-bitch @firebugged @traincat @soledadmiranda @myxmentrashblog @pointdotiozao @scruffylookingpiratecaptain @heartoferebor @hazardoushyena and whomever else wishes, also no pressure to do this

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch i found something you gotta see