#and B) the game has like three different skills give this warning to make SURE every possible build sees it so it's not Just logic's line

[parasolemn]

[Image description: Harry du Bois, holding the bottle of medicinal spirit, looking at it with an inquisitive eyebrow raised. Logic is lecturing him: "If you drink this, then you will die. That's a fact. And that's why we're going to save you from yourself and store this as a SELLABLE item. Go sell it at the pawnshop for a profit." End ID.]

sooo I accidentally made a full list of quotes slash scenes I would want to do if I participated in skilltober. i Promise at least a few of them aren't shitposts. let's see how long it takes me to get overwhelmed by everything 😏

i'll also compile other times i've drawn the skills. there is a 90% chance most of them will have like zero but it's ok. I forgive myself.

[lycanlupins]

NSFW Alphabet - John Walker

Warnings: NSFW content ahead as always, we don’t kink shame here ♥️

This man has taken over my brain, it’s just Bob and John 24/7 and I had to get this out for him because I have a hard time doing NSFW for Bob rn 😭

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Good with aftercare, probably cleans you up and runs you a hot bath to make sure you're comfy and cozy afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite on you is your thighs. He loves a good thigh, thick and plump. He loves when they squeeze around his head or waist depending on what position you guys are in.

On himself he loves his baby blues. He gets anything he wants when he looks at you with 'em, and when he's mad they get the point across that you need punishing.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes cum marking. That man wants everyone to know that you're his and if that means cumming in you or on you he'll obliege.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He keeps a pair of your underwear on his person when he's on missions, especially long ones. When he can get time alone he gets off into them and wipes his cum with them.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a kid...you tell me.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or pile driver, its either simple or he needs to get inside of you then and there with no remorse.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He takes sex seriously 99% of the time, sometimes there's room for cute little moments where you both giggle at something that happens but more often than not its serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it trimmed but not fully waxed. His happy trail makes you drool when his shirt gives you a sneak peek.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends on the mood and atmosphere. If its at home its very sweet, gentle and romantic but if the two of you are out and about...he's a different breed of man. He's needy, sloppy, rough. He's almost animalstic with want.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It takes minimum three rounds before he's even breaking a sweat so he tends to give you a show when he knows you don't have a lot of energy in you to go for more than one round.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding

CNC

Daddy Kink

Vouyerism

Praise

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Preferrably at home but he’s not opposed to pulling you aside on a mission or when you’re out with friends.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You breathe in that man’s general vicinity and he’s fully hard and ready to go.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation, he’s not into it when it’s being received.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a certified munch, he likes when you give him head but man…he needs to give you pleasure before he even touches himself.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, depends on his mood. He can swing either way and he’s good at what he does.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s a fan when he can’t have a full round with you but he’d much rather spend his time watching you come undone.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s a risk taker at heart. No birth control? Eh, he knows what he’s getting into. People will hear? Not the first time they’d hear you screaming for him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Like mentioned earlier, he can go minimum of 3 rounds before his body even reacts to exhaustion.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any himself but he isn’t opposed to using them in bed. Though he may get a little self conscious that he isn’t enough for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a big tease when he has the time. He likes to tell you about all the dirty things he thinks about doing to you, or sneaking up behind you and kissing the back of your neck before walking away.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not too loud but he loves to talk and grunt. “Let daddy make you feel good.” “That’s it my pretty baby.” “C’mere doll, let me see you.” He’s a yapper. Don’t let that fool you though, you take control and that man is whining, begging for release.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s a switch but he’d never admit it, you just find out one day when you grab his throat while riding him and he immediately softens his demeanor and whines.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 in. soft, light beige with a pink tip. 8-9 hard, angry vein that goes up the underside, tip turns slightly more red. Thick as all hell.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

THE YEARN THIS MAN HAS FOR YOU IS CRAZED. He could be in your presence, you in nothing but days old pjs, messy hair and probably half asleep and that man would find you the sexiest human alive. His sex drive is at 100 all the time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep fast at all, in fact he’s usually wide awake afterwards making sure you’re safe and taken care of.

[travelling-on-the-octopath]

Replying to this reply in a post (regarding this) just because I have an obscene amount to say, as always.

@microlm​ said: I mean...even if he was unaware of Cyril's situation, he does say he commits to being better about that. He's said in his Petra supports that he likes Garreg Mach because it treats nobility and commoners with less distinction. And he laments that commoners are the first to die when nobles start fights. Like he can be ignorant of certain problems, but he's always been sympathetic and eager to expand his worldviews. /  I feel like saying he doesn't care about poor people because he was flippant in cyril c support ignores the B support. Also the article was talking about localization, and NoA doesn't do the base writing, so the whole wiki point is kind of not relevant to characterization although I do agree FEH suffers from not having the same writers, but I don't think Claude is one of victims when his lines tend to echo ones that he has in game.

WARNING to people just skimming the tag: this veers lightly into the lane of being EdeIgard-critical (censored name), so if that’s not what your vibe is, scroll right past.

Part of the fault here is my own; I worded my thoughts poorly. I meant to say that Claude is disproportionately focused on people succeeding based on their skill rather than their birth. However, I also didn’t say that Claude doesn’t care about poor people. I said he was “unusually obsessed with the poor being awarded the same opportunities as the rich” [emphasis added on this post specifically]. Claude loves people. That’s his whole thing. It means that he wants the poor to not be treated like dirt, and foreigners, or people that are just different, not to be seen as alien monsters. 

I should also say that I don’t think all of his writing is terribly out of character in Heroes; there even moments that warm my heart, and I mention an instance here where his writing is consistent. However, I would say that his character has moments of being warped in how the Three Houses crew is worse off/warped to suit Crimson Flower, because characters that are recruited cannot just disappear from your ranks, so the narrative has to bend or break to fit the game mechanics. I would argue it’s much the same here, and that it’s certainly not aided by a lack of solid foundation in material for the writers and the premise of multiple characters who would never and can never work together . . . working together. Something had to give, just like Crimson Flower recruitments, and it seems they gave Claude a few throwaway lines to make him a little more neutral. 

And, one more thing before the writing itself: I don’t . . . particularly care who wrote what, because the article (which pertains to how Nintendo is just Asshole Capitalist Company No. 20450) outlines rather clearly [emphasis mine]: “It’s not just contractors, either. It also goes for anyone working on an initiative that has lost its luster, like Nintendo’s mobile games, which have been steadily shuttered as the company has moved in other directions. Even successful mobile games like Fire Emblem Heroes suffer from this, with writers being expected to research characters via fan wikis due to an overall lack of documentation. While there are copy editors on hand to enforce style and consistency, the process is often disorganized, making the feeling of being relegated to the B-team that much more acute.” The information that goes into these scripts is said, according to this article, to come from the wiki. I’m not sure how else I’m supposed to interpret that, regardless of who did the actual writing. Nintendo is about as organized with their bookkeeping as I am with my desk, and I couldn’t find a watermelon on that thing. Thing is, I’m not responsible for a mobile game offshoot of one of their most popular franchises. 

With those disclaimers out of the way, let me first expand on my problem with the writing itself. Claude says things that veer a little too far from his attitude in game--things that, to me, reek so badly of someone who skimmed through his damn wiki.

Let’s start off with something pretty spot-on. From Heroes, post-timeskip, pre-Almyran-coronation Claude: “I never had much faith in gods or goddesses.” From Three Houses, pre-timeskip: “I’ve always hated the idea of praying to a god. After all, you can only rely on yourself.” and post-timeskip: “I didn’t believe in gods when I was a kid. Maybe that's because the night sky took their place for me.” This was actually a pretty decent, as far as I was concerned--both address a previous aversion to heavy reliance on gods, and both leave a fair bit of wiggle room for him to have found an idea of faith that better suits him--until I stumbled across THIS line, which makes me instantly wary of whatever belief-centric lines they give Claude in Heroes: 

“The world would be better off without the false belief systems that we're bound to... Eh, that's what I think anyway.” 

!? False . . . belief systems?? You could argue he’s talking about self-inflicted borders, here, but it sounds absolutely atrocious when you consider the context of his belief-centred discussions in Three Houses. And I certainly hope it isn’t the latter, because Claude goes on to pray--or at the very least, say something prayer-adjacent; lament about his connection to deities; talk about his gods; and, believe it or not, defend the doctrine of the Church of Seiros. Despite what he says both in Three Houses and in Heroes, he shows a connection to gods, and faith, even if that faith is not connected to the gods and what they can do for him. It’s not a connection of a devout believer, no doubt about that, but he’s certainly not as detached as he would like to imply about himself, or even as he believes himself to be (because we know Claude has a habit as selling himself a little differently for the benefit of his safety). He even cites a few times (mainly Byleth centric, but, well, player powers of importance and all that) where he experienced a miracle that, if nothing else, could be the work of a god. If the writer responsible for this thinks Claude would call any belief system false, then it would only go to show their incompetence. He does not believe the gods capable of moulding his future in his place; that does not, and will NEVER mean, that he’s suddenly up and done with them. 

From Heroes, Almyran-king Claude: “My gut feeling is that Askr gave Commander Anna her position based on her ability and her humanity.”

. What. Just--what. When has Claude ever been so hung up on humanity in regard to a single person? Not even when Claude is going on about the power of fucking friendship does he talk about how it’s humans who must band together and it’s humans that are strong and it’s humans who have the ability to reach out their hands and support each other. Someone else does! A very notable someone! Who he mentions, for some reason, two lines before! But that’s not the point right now. The point is that Claude does not care for how human someone is, whatever the fuck that means to him, because he mentions how he’s a beast to people from Fódlan as an Almyran, and a beast to people from Almyra as a Fódlani, and why would this guy of all people give a shit about the checklist-based reasons why someone is a human? He could have said anything else; her compassion, her caring, her resolution, her smarts--but no, it had to be humanity, for . . . whatever reason.

Same dialogue: “In Askr, people are valued for their abilities instead of their status. A culture based on merit. Here, the nobility doesn’t hold back the potential of the people.”

????? Again I ask--when does this come up for Claude in Three Houses? Because he has his doubts about certain nobles--our favourite rat Gloucester, for example, is a matter of contention as far as his own plots are concerned, and maybe Acheron, who he calls an opportunistic noble, though that’s largely Lorenz’s concern. He condemns nobles and royals for sacrificing the lives of their people, but that is very different from holding them back from their true potential. 

From Heroes, pre-timeskip Claude: “Nobles and commoners are equals here. That suits me just fine.” Bold words coming from the guy who’s both a duke’s heir and king's son, but that doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate the common ground, so no REAL gripe there; just falls into the category of my overall gripe.

And that attitude isn't completely out of left field, you're right. But his comment to Petra about nobility and commoners existing in the same place, fighting side by side, alongside the handful of others--it’s a drop in the bucket compared to everything else about him in the game, because his focus is perpetually on creating togetherness for people. Social status is a factor, just as everything else about a person’s privilege is a factor. In Heroes, it’s incomprehensibly all he talks about. 

A slight aside, but I think it's worth it to take into consideration the intricacies of both Claude's and Petra's positions in that support. They're both royalty of their respective homelands, but only Claude has been fortunate (arguably privileged) enough to hold a title of power in Fódlan as well. Petra, despite being royalty, has been reduced to a commoner because of her country's vassalage to the Empire. Of course that's a player-and-Claude only bit of information.

Even ignoring that, Claude's focus, as it has always been, is the lessening of delineation. Tearing down manmade borders (of the social and mental sort, because at the very least he shares no concrete indication of wanting to make Almyra and Fódlan one entity) to create a world where differences are celebrated, not demeaned. It goes in tandem with the idea of a meritocracy, sure, but they're far from being interchangeable.

For Claude to find it awe-inspiring that Askr lets people lead when they're not of noble blood (”Askr is different. It’s the kind of place where someone who isn’t royal or noble can still land an important position”)--it’s ludicrous. Because that has happened at least once in the Alliance. Our dear friend Margrave Edmund scored himself a seat at the Roundtable, which is the second-highest power in the country aside from the one held by House Riegan, despite coming from what is dirt relative to the leading lords, who, aside from Ordelia, are all descendants of the Elites. You could even count Ignatz, whose family became so affluent as merchant that they're basically nobles in everything but title (debatably the most important part, but also...money). So Askr is different from...only the Empire, actually, because Kleiman was awarded land (a genocided Duscur) for proving useful/competent in its subjugation of that land. They were rewarded for their work, despite previously lording only over a single castle. It's shitty, it's horrifying, but hard work also wins in Faerghus. Byleth earns themselves professorship at Garreg Mach for (what optically comes across as) saving the lives of Fódlan's three heirs, despite the other professors ranging from celebrities (Manuela) to nobles (Jeritza). But it's also important to note the non-noble, important people at Garreg Mach: Jeralt (Captain of the Knights of Seiros, despite being a mercenary his whole life), Alois (high-ranking knight, considering he gives orders when war comes to Garreg Mach), Shamir (trusted with Rhea's recon-adjacent missions and Cyril's training, despite being a foreign mercenary), and quite a number more. And we know that the church pays its employees (and that knights in general were paid in the period of history Fire Emblem chooses to emulate and then fuck six ways to Sunday; Lord Gwendal is, at the very least, paid in public attention and renown throughout Faerghus--a man of prestige, if you will.) The point is that Claude appreciates Garreg Mach for all that it does not give a shit about where someone comes from, as long as they don't go around murdering people and, well, violating the sanctity of the monastery. Not that hard to meet as far as requirements go.

To be fair, he rectifies his awe soon after. By saying that “though it’s not practiced yet, [their] value system is much the same in Fódlan.” Even though, as pointed out above, people are actively rising and falling by their merits as realistically as they can. So, again, Heroes is just wrong.

But then, and this is what grinds my gears into dust, he says his words sound like “the words of a certain Adrestian emperor." Unless he's starting to go on about Ionius or Wilhelm, it's Her Imperial Majesty.

Which is insane. Because she wants to tear Fódlan limb from limb (tearing down a religious organization and conquering two sovereign nations) and supposedly enact that very same policy/system, with methods that Claude does not agree with (see butwhatifidothis’ comprehensive post on everything that stops Claude and EdeIgard from being allies); a system of “““merit”””, whatever the fuck that means, that she determines.

So which is it? Claude sounds like EdeIgard, and her war was fucking useless because the system she claimed to want was already in place? Or Claude actually doesn't get it, and the war had to happen because...well fuck me I don't know. The point is that Claude can't sound like EdeIgard because it would render the war useless, and make Her Majesty out to be nothing but a power-hungry warmonger. I'm not arguing that one way or another, just that these two truths (Claude parroting EdeI and the war being necessary) cannot coexist.

It's, and I do not say this lightly, as lazy writing. As if they pulled Someone Else's Motivations and slapped them onto him because they don't know the first thing about him. As if they pulled what they knew from a fan-made site and filled in what they didn’t know with what they think should fit--which is not how characters should ever be written.

I’m going to stop here because Tumblr is starting to glitch out whenever I type too quickly. I think I said everything I need to say. If there’s a sentence that ends abruptly, you’re just gonna have to give me a pass on that one. I’ll come back and edit more links into here if I’m so inclined/if I have the time, but, well, no promises. 

TL;DR: Claude’s motivations come off lopsided, if not completely altered, in Heroes.

[user21340]

my only exception

(i don’t own this gif or any of the characters in this fic)

summary: you and nat are separated when in the Red Room. you both are reunited. after holding onto a couple things to give her for a couple years you both realize love is well and alive.

warnings: violence, abuse, swearing, lil angst, fluff

pairing: natasha romanoff x fem!reader

word count: nearly 1.8k

a/n: omg i don’t know what to say! thank you for all the support on the stuff i’ve released so far. it’s super crazy seeing some of my favorite writers following me. thank you so so much for 30 followers! much love 💕💕

(italics in dialogue mean the person is speaking russian)

sorry for any mistakes i wrote this at 3am and have to get up for school at 6 😪 no bueno

It was a cold and stormy night as the power in the Red Room continuously flickered on and off even with the help of a high powered generator.

You and Natalia had been waiting for an event like this to occur so you could break out. Even though both herself and you lived only a small bit of life outside in the real world before you were taken in and trained to become a weapon, both of your humanly morals knew right from wrong. The Red Room’s treatment definitely being a wrong.

Madame B and the other monstrous staff at this facility put all you girls to bed roughly an hour ago. Nat and yourself undid your cuffs connecting your wrist to the metal bedframe so you could pack the few things you both owned before you made your escape. Both of you had talked this plan over through and through so you both were on the same page as soon as you saw that flicker of a power outage surge though the site.

At the moment you both were eighteen years old meaning both of you had proven yourselves worthy enough to hone a spot at this academy and had graduated a couple months prior.

GAME PLAN

Some information you had gathered which the staff weren’t aware of was every time the power flickered off, it disarmed and unlocked the exit door/s for nearly five seconds. The weather has been dry but cold lately not making this discovery too useful. The plan was to sneak over to uncuff yourselves in the middle of the night when these brief power outages were occurring, pack your items, and as you were about to escape bang on the wall of the large room where the girls kept at the academy would sleep to create enough of a distraction before you were out and free for good. Easy right? How wrong you’d be.

When it was time for the distraction, Nat stood by the door waiting for the next surge of lightning of whatever broke the electricities stability as you walked to the far side of the sleeping quarters where you were sure you’d have enough time to bang on the walls and sprint out of that door.

You heard a crash of thunder so you knew your escape chance would be soon. As you were about to start banging on the walls you see a door knob parallel to Nat but far away none the less start turning.

BAM

Lightning strikes, what seems to be right outside of the building. You sprint for the door only to have your arm caught by one of Madame B’s henchmen.

Just like that the power flickers.

five.

Without much thought you break away from the man’s grasp lunge at Natalia who happened to be at the door.

four.

“We’ll meet again Natalia.” you speak softly

three.

You shove her out of the door with all of your might.

two.

You use all of your remaining strength that you can muster up to slam the heavy metal door closed.

one.

Click

The door locks once again.

“You stupid little bitch. Get over here NOW!” the man practically growls.

You slowly and steadily walk over to the man as he gruesomely pummels and kicks you.

Sure the beatings, mind torture and manipulation hurt, but you’ve never experienced any kind of pain on the same caliber to what being separated from Natalia feels like.

Madame B is more than disappointed, enraged and annoyed with one of her ‘star students’. You receive daily beatings and long, tiresome training hours for helping Natalia escape. Although everyone is ‘replaceable’ in the minds of the staff as well as Madame B, they just lost Natalia so they couldn’t afford to lose you as well.

Months later the beatings finally slow down to a couple a week which you are able to endure. Madame’s mission now is to make a monster out of you by pushing you to and past your limits when training.

One night you finally drift off to sleep. You hate sleeping. It’s a constant replay of your last night with Nat. Only hoping that she made it to civilization safe and sound and is living a normal teens life. However, tonight’s dream is different. In this dream you see yourself shoving your packed-escape bag between your mattress and bedframe as you are bleeding out on the ground from the beatings. You wake up in a cold sweat and manage to kneel on the ground and slowly lift up your mattress only to find that same, small bag filled with the few, but important belongings of yours and Nat’s. You open up the bag forgetting all about what you both had packed. The most important items you see is a picture of Natalia as a toddler with alongside her mother and father, a small metal ring which you had made for her after stealing a small teaspoon at dinner, banging it against the concrete floor with a rock to flatten it out as you’d continuously bend it back and fourth so only the thinnest part is of the spoon is left which you bend into a ring before surprising Nat with it after you know she had a pretty rough day training, and lastly Nat’s papers containing important info about her such as her full name, birthplace, parents names, and birthdate.

November 22, 1984

November 22, 1984

November 22, 1984

November 22, 1984

You make sure you have this date burned into your head, latching onto any important information about her you can learn.

You hang onto those three items keeping them hidden.

Two and a half years later...

It’s late at night when you hear gunshots and fights breaking out throughout the facility. You quickly get up out of bed (once again undoing your cuffs) and grab those three items from under your mattress. You place them in your pocket getting ready to make a break for the outside world. As you reach for the door you turn back taking one last look at the place you’ve been living for pretty much the entirety of your life, only before a man in a funny red, white, and blue costume enters your view.

You bring your hands up ready for a fight.

“Look kid, I’m not here to fight you. We are breaking you out.” the man ensures

“Who even are you?” you sternly question

“Steve Rogers. But the public calls me Captain America.” his gaze settles on your figure, “Mind telling me who you are?” he pushes

“Names y/n, but look I’ve got places to be ma-“ you are cut off when Captain America’s jaw drops.

“No, we both know you don’t. But, you ARE coming with me.” you know there isn’t much room for protest but that won’t stop you from trying. You lunge at him and push him to the ground as you wave a small goodbye and sprint towards the door only for your body to fall on the ground limp. Realizing you’ve been stunned by something temporarily.

“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” you shriek, he only chuckles.

“God, Nat was right about you.” she shakes he head with a small grin on his face.

“N-nat?” you whisper as you vision fades black.

You regain consciousness and look around only to find yourself in a weird windowy, loud vehicle type thing. You see a group of people standing around you but you see one particular familiar face hovering directly over yours lightly combing through your hair with one one hand and gently outlining your jawline with the other.

“NAT!” you screech, your brain is feeling too many emotions to comprehend at the moment.

Once she sees and hears you are awake she pulls you into a bone crushing hug.

“Y/n/n I’m so sorry I left you and you had to stay in that hellhole for so long alone I don’t know how I would’ve help up it if that-“ you cut her off

“Natalia, all that matters is I’m here with you right now.” you reason.

After getting off of what you learned is a ‘plane’ you and Nat spend hours together clinging onto one another as if, as soon as you separate you will be absent in her life for another couple years, vice versa.

Months pass by. Even though you and Nat have yet to label yourselves as a couple your hearts belong to one another after being attached to the hip to one another for pretty much every activity or mission you both do. In this time you were also recruited as an Avenger due to your skillful hand to hand combat and your masterful types of fighting you have nearly perfected from your time in the room.

The date just happens to be November 22. You are pretty sure no one in the compound is aware of Natalia’s birthday, hell, you aren’t even sure if she’s aware.

Today is the day you decide to return the missing items from her bag that you recover after she left.

You wake up next to her and wake her up with a long, graceful, soft kiss on her lips to which she responds shortly after by kissing you back as you feel as tiny smirk against your own lips.

“Hey, what was that for?” she asks playfully

“Ohhh nothing. Just maybe it’s for my favorite girl’s special day today.” Nat blushes.

“H-how’d you know?”

“Oh honey, I know e v e r y t h i n g.” you reply

Before she can respond you pull her to sit up on your shared bed and hand her an envelope containing her papers as well as he one and only photo of herself and her family.

As soon as she sees both items she sobs into your chest. (more because of the picture, you really only included her papers so she too would know all the most crucial parts of her life pre-red room era.

“Uh, uh, uh’” you tut,”One more thing.” you reach for her hand slowly and tell her to shut her eyes. You slowly slide the makeshift ring on her finger.

“Open.” you instruct

To which she gasps at the sight and just like the day you both were reunited you hugged and kissed for hours on end.

“Nat, will you be my girlfriend?” you ask with a sheepish smile.

“Of course y/n/n, I thought you’d never ask.” she takes a breath,“I know love is for children, but you are my only exception.”

“Ditto.” Natalia chuckles, “That is what the Americans say, right?” you backtrack with flushed cheeks.

She holds you tighter and presses a soft kiss to your forehead.

“Sure.” she breathes out.

[problematicfavesareproblematic]

NSFW Alphabet- Joe Toye

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

 Ok, so here’s the 411- Joe gives it his all when y’all are fucking. He’s flipping you around into different positions, he’s gripping whatever part of your body he can get his hands so he can reach deeper faster harder better, Joe is fully prepared to do all the work. 

That being said, the boy’s EXHAUSTED by the time he’s done with you. You’re lucky if he doesn’t collapse on you in a sweaty, sleepy mess. But after he’s had a second to regroup and rally- he’s totally down for some pillow talk. 

WARNING: it’s going to be in that sexy husky voice of his, which means round two is imminent.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

 Ok, so our Joe’s hot. Like, really hot. He is fully aware of how good he looks- sometimes to the point of arrogance. If he had to pick just one part of himself, it’d probably be his arms. He likes knowing that he can always fight his way out of a sticky situation, but what he really likes is how your hands feel when they clutch at his biceps while getting sexy. (He also really gets soft when you run your fingers up and down his arms/forearms while sitting around and talking with the guys shh shh shh)

On you? Your hands- this boy never thought of hands being sexy until he watched yours dance across a map while discussing plans of action. His eyes followed their motions like a moth follows a flame- and when they touched HIS HAND for the first time? Boner city. Population: this guy.

 C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

MESSY BOY. OH MY GOD.

He’s BIG into marking you, and if you gave him the ok (he always checks first) he’d gladly paint you in it (he gets very caveman when it comes to marking you as his ffs what a horndog). 

But if you aren’t into that? Not a problem. Simply seeing his cum on your hands (which we’ve established he’s super into) is enough for him. Inside of you works too, FYI. He’s very accommodating.

 D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

 He once secretly got off in class while watching you disassemble and reassemble your rifle. Your fingers moved so fast and confidently that he couldn’t help but wonder what ~other~ confident things they could do (his mind instantly pictured you fingering yourself and he’s only a little bit sorry about how depraved he is). He’d kneaded the heel of his hand against his cock under the table and to this day he has no idea how he wasn’t caught.

 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced is a good way to describe Joe, bc in cruder company he’d be called a fuckboy. He’s had more partners than the average Joe (lol sorry) but not nearly as many as someone like Tab or Nix or Liebgott have had. He just lived a full-ass life and, due to him being a stud, he’s never been wanting for company.

 F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

 Anything with him on top is his comfort zone. He likes feeling in control, and he really likes being able to see how good he’s making you feel. 

Bonus points if he can grip your neck a lil bit.

 G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

 Joe is goofy in the sense that he likes to tease you, maybe antagonize you a lil. He knows that you get off on it- that you like when he points out how good he’s making you feel, or lightly chastising you for how quickly you’re going to cum. He doesn’t mean it, and if you were ever to tell him to back off he’d be totally down.

 H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

 Dark, curly, trimmed but not ~groomed~, you know?

 I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

 Personally, He seeks to establish intimacy during the afterglow, curling around you once the sweat has cooled and your breathing has evened out. Face touches, greedy but sweet kisses? Joe Toye’s your guy.

HOWEVER!: If he thinks you could use some during the act, he’s game. If you ask for it? HE’S WHATEVER MORE THAN BEING GAME IS. Get over here, hot stuff.

 J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

 He does it whenever he feels the urge. It’s not a huge deal for him. 

He’d prefer sex with you obviously, but if you’re not feeling it or it’s not a good time then he’ll take care of himself. In a perfect world, you could both do some mutual masturbation. He absolutely thinks of you while he does it, tho.

 K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

 Choking kink. Wow wow wow. Nothing extreme- he doesn’t feel comfortable cutting off your airflow or anything, but a hand around the throat certainly adds a nice primitiveness to the experience. 

If you choke him, however: different story.

Joe finds that EXTREMELY hot. Oh my God. It plays into his weird obsession with your hands/touch. It reminds him that you’re just as into him as he is with you, and he is a big fan of you getting a lil rough with him now and again. 

Pin him down by his throat as you ride him? He’s done for.

 L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

 Any time, anywhere- as long as he can be sure that you won’t be interrupted. There are exceptions to this (see Risk). 

 M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

 Little touches from you can really get him going. Lacing your fingers with his as you both ride in a truck from location to location. Your eyes finding his as you talk business with someone else. The gentle scratch of your fingernails through the shorter hairs at the base of his skull. You also get a certain look in your eyes when you’re feeling frisky, and the moment he sees that, sexy with you is all that he can think about.

 N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

 Doing anything to you that leaves more than a bruise. Hickeys? Awesome. Speckles of bruises on your hips from where his fingertips dug into your skin a bit too hard? Hot.

Deep shadows around your throat left behind from him holding you a little too hard? NO NO NOPE THAT’S NOT OKAY.

It reminds him too much of violence, of someone trying to escape the touch of another and being denied freedom. Once, a German soldier had tried to choke you out so you wouldn’t alert anyone of his presence and Joe. Fucking. Lost it. His brass knuckles were nearly fused to his skin by the time Joe was done with them.

Tl;dr- deep marks on his girl? He’ll kick someone's ass. He’ll kick my ass. He’ll kick his own ass

 O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

 He’s a fan of both! When he’s going down on you, he’s all about results- what will get you off the quickest and hardest. Overstimulation King (but in a good way).

When you go down on him and make a point to draw the process out as long as you possibly can, he just about cries with need. He’ll beg you to give him more so he can finally cum, but secretly he’s hoping that you’ll keep edging him bc dear god you’re so beautiful and evil and wow your nails scratching down his stomach feels good.

 P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

 FAST. Like I said before, he’s all for getting you off quick and hard. He likes the feeling of his muscles trembling with exhaustion as he pistons into you with ruthless speed, likes the way it makes your body shake and bounce and sheen with sweat. He really likes being able to just fall asleep with you afterwards, so his goal is to tire out the both of you.

 Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

 Ok, so here’s the thing- before you, most of his sexual history could be considered quickies. He didn’t like the idea of lingering too long after doing the do, so a quick fuck in the closet of a bar was his bread and butter. Remember: the quicker the better.

But since you, he’s decided that he’s good with both quickies and...slowies(?). If he’s feeling frisky while you both are out or just about to go out or in any sort of time crunch, he lets you know by coming up to stand behind you and wrapping his arms around your torso, gently pulling you back until you can feel his hardening cock against your backside. 

If you rest one of your hands on his forearm and squeeze it- then you’re not feeling it rn and he backs off (or excuses himself to take care of it bc he’s practical like that). If you lean back into him or turn your head to the side so he can kiss your cheek- it’s go time. Meet him in the bathroom, bc someone’s about to get their world rocked.

 R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

 JOe is fine with public sex as long as he knows/can predict who or what could possibly figure out what the two of you are doing. And even then, it’s going to be sneaky. You sitting on his lap with his dick in your pussy? Nice. pretending to lean over and whisper something to you while sitting at a booth (but actually fingering you? Dope.

He’ll basically go as far as you let him, but his big thing is not letting the two of you get caught by someone who will hold it over your ehad. Do’t fuck with his girl.

 S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

 Two and a half rounds- he always starts with getting you off with his hands, thigh, tongue (that’s the half round), then he cranks out the next two fast and unwaveringly. Ideally, the outcome for him is two orgasms for him and three for you. Bonus points if he can wring four out of you, but he’s not going to push it.

 T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

 Probably didn’t own any of his own, but if you have a vibrator or something he’ll definitely use it on you. Would probably consider letting you use it on him, but only once he’s used it on you a couple times.

 U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

 Not very much in terms of edging teasing, but verbally he can be very antagonistic. 

 V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

 Loud and proud, but tries to keep the sounds in for as long as he can. You can always tell when he’s close by how vocal he’ll become. Huge whiner whenever you suck his cock or give him a handjob, bc you are so perfect and wicked that it literally overwhelms him.

 W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

 Has at least one copy of the Kama Sutra. Bill gave it to him as a joke gift but Joe absolutely uses it for inspiration.

 X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

 Average length but girthy. He’s pretty proud of it. 

 Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

 Pretty high, but something he can control. He knows it’s unrealistic to be able to fuck you whenever he wants (bc otherwise, you’d never leave his bed), so he’s able to channel that desire into anticipation for the next time he gets the chance to fuck you.

 Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

 SO FAST, OH MY GOD. But he doesn’t sleep long- it’s more like a power nap and then he wakes up and helps you clean up/cleans you up himself and then gets cuddly. Then he sleeps again. What a nerd.

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nsfw alphabet [ chibs telford ]

WARNINGS ─ gn!reader, smut [ oral sex, cum, kinks, masturbation ]

DISCLAIMER ─ if you are under the age of 18, do not read [ nsfw content under cut ] 

a = aftercare [ what they’re like after sex ]

is one to light a cigarette the minute the act is done, patiently waiting you come down from your high and maybe, gain some feeling back in your legs again. his hands is coaxing you to even your breathing as he pulls you to rest against his chest

once he’s stamped out his cigarette, he’s pulling on a pair of briefs and walking to the washroom to get you cleaned up. if a bath and a change of sheets is needed, he’ll get that together for you and get the bedroom all squared away until you’re ready to join him once again

b = body part [ their favorite body part of theirs, and also their partner’s ]

his gentleman side would say that his favorite body part on his partner is their mind and tongue. nothing sexual about it, but he loves to hear you speak your mind, take control of the area you are in and take no shit from anyone

now, his more non-gentlemen side would say he’s a sucker for chests [ boobies or not ]. he loves laying his head there and listening to your heartbeat but also loves pressing his face right into your sternum. getting to bit and lick and mark every inch of the skin

on himself, he would say his hands. years of garage work, motorcycles, and other things have roughed them up quite a bit and he gets a small spark of joy when he gets to run his clast finger tips down any part of your exposed skin

c = cum [ anything to do with cum basically…i’m a disgusting person ]

going back to the above, on your chest. getting to paint you with his cum gets him hard all over again, and is not embarrassed to groan at the sight. oh, but you happen to swipe up some of the cum on your finger and pop it in your mouth? you might have just killed him

on the flip side, he does like cumming inside you, but likes to ask before doing so. but if given permission, loves watching it drip out of your hole. and might push some of it back in with a loving smile

d = dirty secret [ pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs ]

playing the game that you don’t know each other at a club party, and him taking you to his dorm for a little fun time. has never said anything, but has thought about it often

e = experience [ how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing? ]

with a previous wife and plenty of croweaters that he’s had his way with in the past, there is no denying this man has gotten around. he might try the first time to use what he’s used on croweaters before, but quickly finds that you might tick a different way and has to relearn basically everything. but don’t worry, he’ll make sure to get plenty of practice in

f = favorite position [ this goes without saying ]

missionary. standard & reverse cowgirl. doggy-style. spooning. 

g = goofy [ are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc ]

while he tends to be serious most of the time, he finds that if he can’t laugh something off like you getting a cramp midway through, or he fumbles while trying to get into a position, then the relationship won’t last

h = hair [ how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc ]

has truly given up on keeping groomed. use to in younger years make everything nice and clean, but has since stopped as he just doesn't want to do it anymore and regrowth is a bitch. now, he does trim so it doesn’t get too long

i = intimacy [ how are they during the moment, romantic aspect… ]

very affectionate in a private setting. pulls you in close and loves to just be able to touch you and have you surround him in anyway possible. whispering sweets words in gaelic, holding your face in his hands. that kind of thing

j = jack off [ masturbation headcanon ]

never really used his hand to get himself off, as there was always a croweater nearby to help him out and be his companion for the night. since he has started a relationship with you, he might do it more to keep himself faithful while on runs. he doesn’t do anything with the croweaters on runs, even though it’s always been something the married men have always done, he’s not one to partake

k = kink [ one or more of their kinks ]

tit-fucking ─ going back to his fascinations with chests, having the ability to run his cock against your sternum turns him on so fucking much. sometimes, he’ll do in unprompted, but sometimes, you pat your chest and he’ll quickly get into position

stockings ─ any color, any detail is fine with him. they look so pretty against your skin and are so soft. will literally buy you one in ever color. they stay on while everything else comes off.

l = location [ favorite places to do the do ]

his/ your home or in his dorm at the clubhouse. both are safe places for him and there is less room for interruptions and he can focus he’s sole attention on you

m = motivation [ what turns them on, gets them going ]

a strong confidence paired with a mouth that has no problem telling someone off or letting people know what you think. you sitting or riding with him on his bike -- also wearing his helmet. kicking ass against some of his brothers -- winning a drinking game, a round of pool, or darts. jeans that seem to hug all of your curves. leather attire of any kind. you speaking gaelic

n = no [ something they wouldn’t do, turn offs ]

sharing you with someone ─ he’s seen some of his brother indulge in something like this and  has always felt funny about it. plus, the man has a major jealous streak when prompted and that just doesn’t mix well

degradation & abuse ─ this was after having seen it during one of the porn shoots and he had to step away, not truly understanding how someone could do that to another human in a vulnerable situation

o = oral [ preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc ]

oral for him is split 50/50. in his eyes, it’s only fair if you suck him off that he return the favor.

receiving ─ he’s coaching you through it, even if you know how to do it. he loves talking to you, lightly pulling your hair away from your face or affectionately caressing your cheek or jaw. he lets you do what you want, and isn’t going to dictate what you can and cannot do. as this is just as much for him as it is for you

giving  ─ okay, so maybe i lied about the 50/50 split. to a degree. once this man gets to return the favor, it’s hard to pull him away after the first orgasm. he will continue to build you up for another one and won’t come up for breath until you’ve cum at least three times

p = pace [ are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc. ]

depends on the mood and can range from a rough fucking or soft lovemaking.

he isn’t fast per say, most of his thrusts are quite calculated in the sense that he knows what spots make you weak at the knees or make your spine tingle. so, while the thrusts are powerful, there is no speed to them as he doesn’t want you to come undone too quickly

soft lovemaking on the other hand is just like the above, but the power behind the thrusts is toned down. it’s still there, but it’s not as rough. he takes his time,  either letting you ride him or spooning you. this pace happens to get you to completion much later, but it is so worth it

q = quickie [ their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc. ]

yes, yes, and yes. quickies are frequented quite heavily in your relationship, as sometimes, that is the only way the two of you can blow of some steam. a quickie will happen before runs or when you sneak off during parties to hurry back like you weren’t gone for 20 minutes

but don’t get it confused, this man would always rather have a nice, quiet session with you over a quickie any day.

r = risk [ are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc. ]

isn’t one to take risks without thinking through or talking about them first. sure, he likes that you are open enough to come and talk to him about what you would like to do in the bedroom, but would like to make sure that everyone is on the same page

s = stamina [ how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last… ]

two rounds max. and that goes for whatever mood and pace the two of you happen to be in. chibs doesn’t want to overexert himself or you, as sometimes just one session is enough to knock you out for the evening. 

now, this isn’t going to impact the amount of orgasms he’s going to pull from you over the course of the night. no one ever asked how long the sessions were going to last, just how many you are able to do

t = toy [ do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves? ]

was never one to use toys on partners, and had never thought for himself.

if you own toys for personal use and would like to incorporate them into the bedroom, he has no problem using them to aid in getting you off. however, he will draw the line at using them for himself, as it’s not really his thing

u = unfair [ how much do they like to tease ]

teasing is his specialty, but this man makes timed and deliberate strikes that will have to melting in his hand within a few hours. but don’t let it fool you, as he can wait for as long as he needs and he definitely isn’t going to be the one to crack 

so, if you want to push through your conversation with your friends and pretend he hasn’t been feeling you up this past hour, you go ahead. you’ll break eventually

v = volume [ how loud they are, what sound they make ]

no very loud would in comes to moans of pleasure, as they are usually quite muffled to some degree -- as he’s either muffling them into your skin as he presses kisses or is doing it more so under his breath

on the flip side, he isn’t quite when speaking to you. the amount of filth and sin that leaves his mouth as he slides into you over and over again is almost too much to handle. especially when it’s paired with his thick accent, that also, seemingly gets deeper the more settles into you

w = wild card [ get a random headcanon for the character of your choice ]

roleplay, specifically one where he can use the premise of him being a biker and you either taking on an authority figure or someone who’s seen in a more innocence light. bringing his kutte into the mix, or his bike is super appealing to him and anything the two of you can do with that is okay in his book

x = x-ray [ let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words ]

six inches. thick and slightly veiny from bottom to tip. curves slightly when erect.

y = yearning [ how high is their sex drive? ]

despite his age, he has a medium to high sex drive. this all depends on what is currently going on and how he’s feeling. 

his sex drive is medium when he’s doing day to day things. being ready as almost a drop of a hat if you are wanting to initiate something with him during some down time or at a club party. it might take just a little convincing, however, you seem to have him wrapped around your finger and he has a hard time resisting you.

his sex drive is high when he’s very frustrated -- i.e. with happenings involving the club, or when he’s been while on a run for some time. however, he is a patient man and isn’t one to pull you away mid conversation with someone just to throw you into the bed and have his way with you. he will let you come to him and from there, will go as many rounds as the two of you will allow

z = zzz [ how quickly they fall asleep afterward ]

as his finishes off his cigarette, and the post-orgasm high has settled, he pulls you in close. letting you rest against his chest as finger tips run along your spine with practiced ease. it’s his way of showing you a small hint of affection without doing too much if that’s not what you are in the mood for

at this moment, he is fully relaxed and slowly starts to draft off. there is really no telling if he falls asleep first, or if you do, but he’ll fall asleep if he wants to. but not without making sure you are well taken care of before doing so

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BTS Reaction | Call Me When It’s Over [Song] [Request]

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A/N: Hope this is okay foryou sweetie! I also hope they make sense!! There won’t be a part 2 to it since it is a song reaction! Sorry guys! I tried to keep it as different from one another as possible x

WARNING: Contains themes of cheating, poor relationship skills, forgetting anniversary,

SEOKJIN: I know at times I’ve made mistakes, wish I could blow them all away

The clock on the wall ticked over and over again and yet Jin still hadn't come home, it had been over four hours since he was supposed to show up and yet he still wasn't here. So much for a happy anniversary. That morning you figured Jin was in a rush to get out of the house in time for work so he could come home earlier for your anniversary but as you sat at the table you realised it wasn't true. You blew out the half-melted candles that were sitting on the table and began to clean up the cold food, putting it into the compost bins before taking the dishes over to the sink to wash up. Normally if Jin was running late you would get some kind of message to tell you but tonight there was nothing. There hadn't even been a text from Jin that day wishing you a happy anniversary which led you to believe that he had forgotten.

"Babe?" You didn't even glance over your shoulder as Jin called out to the house, you didn't even want to have to turn around and look at him right now. It wasn't as though this was the first time it had happened and you knew it wasn't going to be the last. Maybe this is what you should have expected, you knew what his lifestyle was like when you began dating so you couldn't be mad at him forever.

"I know I'm late home, I'm sorry." He whispered as he walked up behind you and placed a small kiss on your cheek thinking you were just mad at him for being late home but you didn't react to his kiss. You did your best to keep your attention on the dishes in front of you but Jin wasn't going to let you stay mad at him forever. He tried to get it out of your what was wrong but you wouldn't answer him. You just stepped away from the sink once the dishes were finished and began to head in the direction of the bathroom he followed after you. Sprouting off different apologises as you continued to ignore him since he clearly hadn't realised what the day was and what it was you were upset with him about. 

"You have to talk to me sooner or later," Jin told you as you laid down in the bed beside him, snuggling down into the sheets as you hummed in response. This was the first time you had even acknowledged that he was even in the house with you and he felt somewhat relieved even if you weren't talking to him.

"Do you even know why I'm upset?" You asked as you continued to lay there together, staring at the ceiling in silence as you waited for the penny to finally drop. 

"I was late-"

"It's our anniversary." You cut him off and Jin's face fell flat, he stared at you as you continued to stare up at the ceiling ready to go to bed but Jin wasn't going to let you. He sat up and turned on the lights, 

"Babe...I-I'm sorry, I don't know what I completely blanked." He mumbled as he turned to look at you to make sure you were okay. You shook your head mumbling to him that it was okay and you were used to it but he refused to let that be. He took your hand in his own, 

"I'll take some time off, I'll make it up to you...I know I've made mistakes in the past and I know I can't blow them all away but I will try to fix them..." He promised as he looked at you with a sad expression on his face, you smiled weakly and leant across to kiss him on the lips softly. 

YOONGI: Won’t you believe me when I say I’m so much better now I’ve changed

Yoongi sat across from you in the small booth of the cafe you were sitting in, he had a guilty look written across his face as he locked eyes with you for the first time in three months. Three months since you walked out of your shared apartment and never looked back at him again. Three months since it felt like your whole world had come crashing down around you. Now you were sitting across from him as you waited to hear what he had to say to you after all this time. 

"What did you want to talk about?" You asked as you played with the charms that were attached to your small bracelet, doing anything to distract you from reaching out to touch Yoongi and hold him. The gut-wrenching feeling of being in the same room as him for the first time was starting to eat you away from the inside out. Today was supposed to be about dropping your items off to one another and then leaving but he wanted to "talk" to you. Taking you into a small cafe where he could possibly buy you and drink and talk but you ordered a taxi the moment you got inside just to have the excuse to leave.

"I wanted to see how you were doing..." It was the truth. Yoongi wanted to see how things were going after your break-up. Unlike you, Yoongi seemed to be doing really well. It looked as though he was getting some sleep instead of lying awake every night wondering where it all went wrong. In a way you wanted him to feel the same pain you were feeling but you knew deep down inside of you that he wouldn't be since he'd been the one that ended everything.

"I'd be lying if I said I was okay..." You admitted to him as you looked out of the window behind him, your taxi had pulled up five minutes ago and the driver looked as though he was getting impatient of waiting for you. Tapping his hands on the wheel and checking the time every couple of seconds.

"Yoongi if that's all I have to leave-" As you went to stand up your placed your palm flat on the table but Yoongi stretched out his hand to touch you, running his hand over the top of yours for the first time in months. The usual sparks you would feel when he did that had gone, it was left with nothing but a dull sensation where his hand was resting on your skin.

"Won’t you believe me when I say I’m so much better now? I’ve changed..." The words left his mouth but you just stared at his hand on top of yours you just slowly removed your hand from under his and looked over at the window trying not to give into him. 

"People don't just change over the space of three months Yoongi," You mumbled as you began to twist the bracelet off your wrist before dropping it into his hand and turning to leave the cafe. 

"But I have, I've changed and it'll never happen again..." The It that he was referring to was the fact that he had cheated on you multiple times while he was away on tour. Different people, different times but always when he was away from you and on tour with the guys. Leaving you to find out through multiple private messages with people with evidence of what he had been doing. Then when you confronted him he had the nerve to deny it all before finally admitting to everything and telling you it would never happen again. But that was what they always said.

"That's what cheaters always say," You whispered before leaving out of the door and never looking back at him again. If you turned around you wouldn't be able to trust yourself not to give in and go back to him but you couldn't do that to yourself. It wasn't worth going through all of the heartbreak and trust issues all over again just because he told you that he had changed.

HOSEOK: Call me when its over, tell me when you’re done

Another crash sounded as Hoseok stormed his way through the house during your fight with one another, he was your best friend and boyfriend of a month but that didn't mean that you never fought with one another. Couples and friends fought all of the time and just because you and Hoseok had been friends for years didn't mean you didn't fight.

"Hoseok you're blowing this out of proportion," You mumbled as you watched him scoff at you and shakes his head at you not believe what you were saying to him. 

"How could you be so stupid?!" You ignored his insult about being stupid as you bent down to pick up your ex-boyfriend's things that Hoseok was kicking over. This was what the fight was about because you were continuing to let him keep his stuff with you despite him being an unfaithful arsehole to you and you moving on with Hoseok. You and your ex weren't friends and it wasn't as if you saw him in the apartment. He just kept all of his junk there because he was too lazy to move it out.

"He needed somewhere to keep his stuff..I-I couldn't kick him out onto the street Hobi that isn't me." You told him as you looked over at him with pleading eyes, Hoseok knew it wasn't in your nature to be mean to anybody even people that hurt you which was what annoyed him the most. It was as if you didn't care that people walked all over you as though you were a back doormat. He knew there would only be one way to get through to you and it was through tough love. 

"Call me when it's over Y/n and you're done playing into his games." He called out as he went to storm out of the house the only thing stopping him from leaving was your hand around his wrist. Begging him not to leave you like this, 

"You need to get him out..." He whispered as he turned to look at you, you had tears in your eyes as you pleaded with him to stay with you. 

"B-But he has nowhere-" As you were going to give him the same excuse again he dismissed it by taking your hand off his wrist and went to open the door.

"Then I won't stay-" You slammed your body against Hoseok to stop him from moving and you sobbed softly, 

"I'll pack it all up and tell him I won't keep it here anymore." You promised him as you kissed his back softly waiting for him to turn around and embrace you. 

"I'm sorry I made you cry," He whispered as he turned around in your arms and hugged you tightly, kissing the top of your head as he promised to help you whenever you needed it.

NAMJOON: I heard you’re seeing someone new and I hope he treats you good

Namjoon thought it was your voice when he heard it, he turned around to see you standing with your friends as you waited in line to get something to eat. He was in the small cafe in the middle of Seoul with the rest of his band members for the day and he hadn't even expected to run into you. The moment he looked at you and knew that it was you in the cafe it felt as though his world was slowing down and you were moving in slow motion. He kept his eyes trained on you as you turned around and smiled brightly at your friends. Your eyes catching Namjoon in a glimpse as you turned to him, 

"Joonie?!" You cried out after seeing your old best friend after almost seven years. Seven years since he left to make it big in the world but there was something no one besides you and Namjoon knew and that was that you weren't just best friends but that you had dated.

"Y/n?" He called out as he opened his arms for you, allowing you to run and jump into them as he took you into a warm embrace. Smiling at the thought of holding you in his arms again, he breathed in your scent and smiled to himself. 

"It's been so long!" He announced as you pulled away from one another staring at each other as your friends watched awkwardly from behind you having no idea who he was. 

"I know, I've missed you. How are things?" He smiled as he began explaining how things were and then asked you the same thing. As if he didn't already know how things with you were going. His friends were still in touch with you so he'd already been told about your great news. 

"I heard you're seeing someone new, I hope he's treating you good." He laughed softly and you nodded at him, raising your hand to show your engagement ring to him. 

"He treats me great, are you seeing anybody?" Before he could answer you Jimin called his name from their table and you smiled awkwardly, telling him that you should catch up again sometime soon quickly jotting your number down onto the back of his hand before scurrying off in the direction of your friends.

"Was that them?" Jimin questioned as Namjoon made his way over to their table, sitting down with a blank expression on his face. 

"Yep," He announced casually as he glanced over in your direction again, you were leaving the coffee shop without a second thought about Namjoon. Happy in your own world.

"The first person I ever loved," Namjoon whispered as he looked back down to the table and shook his head at himself. 

JIMIN: Hope it don’t go the way it should, hope he don’t treat you like I could

Tonight was supposed to be a nice night out with friends but now Jimin was spending it anxiously watching you as you threw your head back in laughter at something that Hoseok was saying to you. It probably wasn't as funny as you were making it out to be. What was he thinking? He knew that he was supposed to be happy for the both of you since you'd just announced that the two of you were dating but he couldn't help but feel hurt by it. Betrayed that two of his best friends would do this to him right behind his back. Jimin had been your best friend since both of you could remember and he'd been in love with you since he even knew what feelings meant but he'd never been the one to tell you. Now watching you with Hoseok he wished he would have told you, he hoped Hoseok and you would end soon so that he could show you how you were supposed to be treated. 

"You okay there?" You giggled as you noticed that Jimin's grip on his glass was getting so tight that his knuckles were beginning to turn a white colour. He snapped out of his daydream and nodded at you, 

"Perfect." He lied as he looked down at the liquid in his glass instead of at you and Hoseok, Hoseok's arm was wrapped around you tightly as he held onto you. Deep down Jimin knew there was no use acting like an immature teenager but he couldn't help but feel this way about it when he was watching the two of you together. The small kisses, and touches here there and everywhere just seemed to fuel him more jealously than before. 

"Do you want to get some air with me? It's stuffy in here," You whispered as you leaned closer to Jimin, wanting to give Hoseok some time with the boys while you went to hang out with Jimin for a while. 

The two of you stood outside while you tried to catch your breath, Jimin looked at you as he ran his tongue along his bottom lip. Wondering if he told you now that he wanted to be with you would you hate him? If he kissed you right now, would you hold it against him. 

"You've been so quiet, that's not like you Jimini," You tried to bring some conversation to the air but your best friend just seemed to brush it away as though it was nothing when you could clearly see there was something playing in his mind. 

"Jimin you can't lie to me-"

"I'm in love with you. I'm in love with you and I don't want you and Hoseok to be together." The world seemed to come to a crashing halt right in front of him as he stared at you waiting for you to say something. Had he even said it out loud? You were just staring at him in silence as the door to the bar opened and Hoseok appeared, 

"Everything okay babe?" He questioned looking between you and Jimin as you stood there in silence staring at one another.

"Yeah. Jimin was just leaving." You mumbled as you turned to join Hoseok at the door but Jimin took hold of your wrist, 

"Don't. Jimin, just go before I tell him what you said...I thought we were friends...Friends are supposed to be happy for each other." You mumbled as you took your wrist out of his grasp and heading into the bar, leaving Jimin staring at the door as he closed behind you.

TAEHYUNG:  I can be the shoulder, the shoulder you cry on

Taehyung sighed to himself as he saw you laying there on the dorm sofa as he walked, he'd heard you fighting with your boyfriend over the phone and he waited until he knew you had hung up to walk inside. 

"Hey," He whispered softly as he placed a mug of hot chocolate down onto the coffee table in front of you and forced you to sit up, sliding himself down onto the sofa so your head was laying on his thighs. 

"Hi." You mumbled as you sniffled a little, trying not to sound as upset as you were over the fight you had just had. Whenever you would fight with your boyfriend Taehyung would be the one that was there for you no matter what. Even if he really wanted to beat up your boyfriend for always playing around with your heart. See the thing is, Taehyung had been in love with you since you were ten years old and running around the playground together. Growing up together and becoming the best of friends even as adults. 

"I don't get it, I try so hard and he just blows it up in my face," You sobbed as you sat up on the sofa and laid your head on Taehyung. He sighed as he moved so he could comfortably wrap his arm around your, wanting to do his best to comfort you in your time of need.

"He's an idiot if he doesn't see what he's missing out on," He whispered as you continued to cry into his shoulder and shake your head. 

"You'll make up though, you always do." He whispered again but you sat up and stared at him while shaking your head. 

"Not this time...He's with someone else." Taehyung's blood began to boil at the thought of your boyfriend moving on to someone new when you'd only just had a fight. 

"What?!" He yelled out as he began to get red in the face with anger, you placed your hand onto Tae's shoulder to calm him down but it was past the point of calming him. 

"How could he cheat?!"

"I-I know he was with her...H-He said he wanted to try and an open relationship," Suddenly Taehyung had his anger directed at you at the mere thought of letting your boyfriend do that to you.

"Why would you let him-" He didn't bother to continue with the question when he saw how upset you were, his mind went numb at the thought of you allowing someone to hurt you like that. 

"Sometimes people hurt the ones they love," You whined out but Taehyung shook his head at you,

"I love you and I would never hurt you..."He whispered without realising what he was saying out loud to you for the first time. 

"But you don't love me the way he does..." As soon as Taehyung heard the words leave your mouth he knew that it was now or never. He either had to tell you now that he loved you or hold it in for the rest of his life, 

"You're right. I don't love you the way he does, I love you with all of my heart and I would never do anything to hurt you." The world seemed to slow down as you lifted your head from his shoulder to look into his eyes. Without a second thought you leant closer to him until your lips touched and kissed him, worries about your ex-boyfriend slipped from your mind as Taehyung wrapped his arm around you and laid you down against the sofa.

JUNGKOOK: I’ve only got myself to blame 

Jungkook stared at you as he watched you packing everything up into boxes and bags getting ready to leave him and the dorm room. Your best friend was sitting in the car waiting for you and ready to give you the "I told you so" speech that she'd no doubt had planned from the moment you told her about your deal with Jungkook. The deal being some college game where you pretended to date one another, the first one to fall in love loses, the first one to say "I love you" was out on their ass. You figured you could win, before Jungkook you were cold-hearted and didn't care about anyone else but there was just something about him that made it all so different. He made you feel things that no one had ever made you feel before and you thought you had the same effect on him.

"What did you think was going to happen?" Jungkook remarked in a cocky tone as he continued to watch you pack up everything, his voice used to send butterflies to your stomach but now it sent shivers down your spine. Tossing all of the cute items you got on your "dates" and all of your clothes into a box you moved past him, choosing to ignore him as you wanted this to be over as soon as possible.

"That I would tell you I love you back? It was all a game remember," If you'd have known how cocky and arrogant he was going to be after you told him that you loved him you never would have told him. Not that you should have told him in the first place, it could have continued on but you knew ultimately you would have ended up hurt a lot worse than this. As you were about to turn around and say something your best friend spoke out, she'd been wondering what was taking so long and came to make sure you weren't begging Jungkook to love you back.

"Leave it alone Jungkook." She snapped as she stood in the doorway of his dorm helping you take your bags out to her car as she waited for Jungkook to say something she could snap back at him for. The speech was still ready in the back of her mind but she was going to wait until you'd at least had time to heal from Jungkook before telling you that she told you so. Everything between you and Jungkook had felt so real, it felt as though he loved you back but now you knew better. You knew he was just playing a different angle of the game so that he could win at it. 

The door to his dorm shut and you were sitting in the front of your best friends car waiting for her to pull out of the driveway and take you home so you could cry in peace. 

"Y/n-"

"I've only got myself to blame," You cut her off as you put your seatbelt on and stared out of the window watching the passing traffic and streets. Doing anything and everything to keep your mind off of Jungkook.

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[tsukkisbean]

how they cheer your up | headcanons

genre: fluff

characters: iwaizumi hajime, miya osamu, terushima yūji, kunimi akira x gn!reader

warnings: none!

a/n: hello if you’re seeing this, that means my scheduled post worked, yay!! hopefully this shows up in the tags otherwise i’ll have to reupload it at a later time (sorry in advance if that’s the case hehe). i’m also trying my hand at writing for other characters so hopefully this does their characters justice??

anyways, i hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy and happy! if you requested something from me, sorry i haven’t gotten to it even though i said i would. i’ll try my best to complete them when i get the chance, thank you for being patient with me 💖 all boys after iwaizumi are under the cut!

iwaizumi hajime

best boy iwaizumi would without a doubt use exercise as a way to cheer you up

but don’t get me wrong, he’s not going to force you to run a marathon or anything like that

i imagine him taking you to one of those entertainment/game parks (not really sure what they’re called ahh) where you guys just hang out all day

when you get there, he’ll immediately take you to the batting cage so you can just channel out all your anger into your swings

once your blood is pumping from the adrenaline he’ll take you to the trampoline area where you guys just bounce around and do flips into the foam pit to burn off all your extra energy

you’ll just be chilling, jumping up and down on one of the trampolines, your back turned to iwaizumi when he straight up scoops you up and tosses you in

he’s cackling and dying of laughter and when he finally offers to help you out you grab his hand and pull him in

when he doesn’t resurface you get nervous, where could he be?

from the corner of your eye you see the foam rumbling slightly but you react too slowly and iwaizumi pops out and tackles you in the biggest hug, peppering kisses all over your face and people are staring as you scream your head off trying to pry him off of you

for dinner, you guys indulge in all the greasy food the park has to offer, and by the end you’re stuffed

to help with digestion you suggest a game of mini golf which iwaizumi gladly agrees to

for someone who played volleyball his aim is absolutely horrifying

he argues that the windmill is IMPOSSIBLE to get a good score on and no one can ever get a hole in one

luck must have been on your side because you get a hole in one right after (and so does the small child behind you guys, but you choose not to tell him that)

you end up destroying him (he lowkey hints that he let you win but we know that’s not the case)

when the park closes, instead of taking you straight home, he’ll take you to a nearby park and the two of you just stroll around enjoying the chill of the night and the stars in the sky

miya osamu

he pulls you onto the couch next to him and the two of you look through baking videos on youtube and osamu being osamu cannot decide because he wants to make them all

eventually you guys settle on a cake recipe by cooking tree (a/n: 10/10 would recommend watching them, their videos are super soothing and aesthetic esp if you enjoy cooking asmr!!)

so at 9pm you guys set off to the grocery store to buy the ingredients you guys are missing 

the trip takes much longer than expected because osamu keeps putting in more and more snacks that you guys definitely don’t need

so instead of shopping osamu is trying to grab as many snacks as you can while you trail behind, trying to put them away  because your pantry is already way too full

by the time you get home it’s close to 12 and you’re tired but osamu insists that you guys start now

for the most part all goes well, you guys manage to get the batter to look smooth in the cake pan (definitely some playful flour throwing here and there)

the real problem is assembling the cake. at this point you’re wondering why you guys decided on a 3-layered cake that required cutting

teases you for cutting the first layer slanted and so you pass over the cutting to him but his slicing work is just as bad and you just have to bring up the fact that he owns a restaurant but apparently his knife skills suck

you thought cutting the cake would be a problem?? now you guys have to fill the layers and it’s a complete disaster; there’s whipped cream just everywhere and at this point you guys are half filling the cake half throwing it at each other

cake ends up being iced unevenly but that’s the least of your problems

you guys pour the decorative icing on top and instead of running over the sides only slightly, it drips messily down the cake and onto the counter and now you guys have a blob of a cake

you guys spend the rest of the night cleaning up and pass out on the couch and in the morning you guys enjoy a sweet breakfast together <3

terushima yūji

terushima is a free soul and so he believes expressing yourself through art is one of the best ways to feel better

when he sees that you’re down, he’ll immediately whip out all of his salon products and pull you into the bathroom

he takes you by surprise saying that he wants you to whatever you want to his hair - today his hair is your canvas

at first you’re reluctant, but he insists - as a hair stylist it’s all about experimentation with styles and colours and plus he can easily fix whatever you do considering that it is his job after all

so you guys scroll through pinterest together, trying to find some fun hair ideas that you’d be able to pull off on your own (with some instruction from teru of course)

you finally decide on a style and so together start on getting all the hair dye ready

he explains to you the different types of develops and how important they are in the hair colouring process - there are different volumes and will essentially affect how much your hair colour changes

after all the colours are mixed and ready to go, you gingerly grab a piece of hair, constantly checking your phone to make sure you’re doing it exactly like the photo

meanwhile terushima has the softest smile on his face, watching you through the mirror - he thinks you look absolutely adorable with the way your brows are furrowed and your tongue sticks on slightly as you focus

as you run the colour brush along his hair, he’s constantly encouraging you, telling you what a good job you’re doing and how he’s so excited to the end product

while the dye sits in his hair, you sit in his lap

once it’s time to wash out the hair dye, you bring him to the sink and carefully run your hands through his hair, trying your best to give him the best head massage he’s ever had!!!

after toning and a hair treatment, your masterpiece if finally done!! ofc being the boyfriend he is, he takes a million photos and posts them on social media to show how talented his significant other is - like not only is it your first time dying someone’s hair but you managed to pull off RAINBOW hair!! (a/n: think sehun from exo as a reference hehe) he literally will not shut up about you to his clients tomorrow

kunimi akira

kunimi has a rep for being lazy and just overall a really nonchalant kind of person but he’s sharp, so when you’re feeling down he immediately picks up on it even if he doesn’t confront you about it

however i don’t think he’d be as aggressive as the other three and do something huge rather he tries to make you feel better only in smaller ways and it definitely adds up

like in the morning he’ll make you coffee or tea or whatever you want - orange juice, a bakery bun? he’ll make an excuse saying he wanted something from the convenience store anyways and head down. when he comes back  with three bags of food and drinks he’ll insist that he just grabbed whatever he saw because he was “too lazy to decide” n b d

throughout the day he’ll be a lot more affectionate than usual, hugging you whenever he gets the chance, maybe even a kiss on your forehead

when you tell him you want to go out on your own for a bit  he doesn’t argue - whatever you need to do but when your back is turned he’ll slip you a handwritten note telling you to enjoy your alone time and that he l-word you and it’s even signed off with a teensy teensy heart that you almost don’t notice

when you get back, you’re greeted with the smell of your delicious food mixed with a burning smell and on the kitchen table you see takeout from your favourite restaurants and in the garbage is a black burnt mess - kunimi insists he doesn’t know how it got there even though its quite obvious

you bring the food to the living room and to your surprise there’s a blanket fort set up with pillows spread out all across the floor

when you try to question him, he just shrugs saying that it’s not that hard to throw a blanket over a couple of chairs, even a baby could do it

today he lets you choose the movie even though it’s technically his turn and when you choose a  comedy he doesn’t complain about the obnoxiously loud and hot headed lead character

when the movie is over, he quickly cleans up all the trash, making sure you don’t have time to move from your spot

when he comes back, he flops on top of you, holding you close

then he plays the spotify playlist that he made for you; it’s a whole mix of songs - slow, upbeat, instrumentals - anything he thought might help you feel even the tiniest bit better

and so you guys just lay there not speaking, enjoying each other’s presence until you fall asleep

[tomorrowxforever]

Dom! Yeonjun A-Z

Fem! Reader

Contains: Cups of smut. Well, not direct smut so, more insanely suggestive.

Warning(s): NSFW!!, dom! Yeonjun, bully! Yeonjun, mentions : cum play, degradation, impact play, bondage, breeding, spit, voyeurism, sir! Yeonjun, sadism, humiliation, exhibitionism

Notes: This is.. oof. I’m sorry bibi😅 I’m actually pretty fuckin proud of this one. Please keep sending in requests, October is the only month I write full fledge smut and not just suggestive.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

Yeonjun is the sweetest baby when it comes to aftercare. He can get super rough when y’all are going at it ( especially if he has to punish you ) and he knows it so he makes sure to treat you like the most precious, fragile princess during aftercare.

Need something to drink? He’ll get it. Hungry? He’ll make you a sandwich. Wanna take a bath but can’t get up cause legs = jello? He’ll carry you. He will literally do anything to make sure you’re comfortable and then snuggle you like there’s no tomorrow.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

Yeonjun is an ass man all the way. Sorry, but that’s just the truth🤷. So his favorite body part on you is your ass. But he doesn’t discriminate. Big booty, lil booty. It’s all the same to him:)

Yeonjun strikes me as someone who is secretly self conscious so I don’t think he really has a favorite part of his own body. I mean, the only part of himself I can see him being fully confident in is his shlong, and even that’s after being together for awhile. So maybe that??

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

Junnie is into cum play so...

Yeah.

He will cum anywhere and absolutely love it.

On your face, he’ll pick it up with his fingers and make you suck it off. On your tummy, get ready for round two while he rubs it around on your skin. On your pussy, he’ll finger you with it. In your pussy, he could sit and watch it drip out of you for hours. In your mouth, you better show it to him on your tongue and either swallow it or kiss him.

And he cums quite a bit...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

He really wants you to dom him. Just once. Cause he doesn’t know what it’s like and he’s curious. But he doesn’t know how to ask you cause he knows your his subby lil baby. And what if he ends up not liking it?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

He’s definitely hooked up a couple times, so he knows what he’s doing and he knows how to please you. However, you are the first person he’s been able really explore all his interests with and his kink list has definitely expanded since he met you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

Either missionary or doggy.

Yeonjun likes having complete control over you and everything you do. He also likes having you suffocatingly close while he ruins you.

It changes in the middle of a round a lot too. One second you’re on your back for him, the next he’s flipped you over and is pressing your face into the pillows.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

He is goofy in a serious way.

Yeonjun is a bully dom, so he takes every chance he gets to make fun of you. Especially during sex.

He will tease you like there’s no tomorrow. He calls you all sorts of names and makes fun of the things you do and the way you sound, the like. He’s just straight mean.

But if you give him even the foreshadowing of the slightest lip, he’ll switch on a dime and be all jokes aside, serious Yeonjun.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

He keeps himself pretty trimmed down there. Not fully shaved but not super wild. I feel likes he’s the only one who actually makes sure to keep up with the up keep.

And he definitely doesn’t expect anything from you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

He can be sickeningly romantic when he wants to. Rose petals, candles, slow sensual sex, the whole shibang. You cannot tell me that this boy isn’t at least a lil bit of a hopeless romantic.

And when y’all are going at it like usual he likes forcing you to look into his eyes, and he’s invading your personal space just a bit, so it’s pretty intimate.

But he can get pretty animalistic pretty fast.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

He’ll only really wack off when he’s on tour, and even then he needs your help. Whether it be Skype sex, a phone call or just looking at pictures you sent him for time just as this one, he always has to either see or hear you is some way. Or he just can’t cum.

But other then that, he doesn’t really need to wank it🤷 He’s got you so why would he need to?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

Buckle up kiddos-

Cum play

Degradation

Impact play (he will slap your face)

Bondage

Slight breeding kink

Spit kink

Sir kink

Voyeurism

Sadist

Humiliation kink

Almost exhibitionism

Or in other words, Yeonjun is one big kinky bully and we stan😊

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

He’ll fuck you literaly any where. Of course, he’s not gonna start going at it in the middle of a family dinner or anything, but he’ll do it in the kitchen just a room away.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t care where or who’s around but ultimately he’s the only one who gets to see you like that.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

He gets turned on by the simplest of things, if you blink at him in the wrong tone than he’s pulling you away to privacy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):

He won’t do anything that will seriously hurt you. Sure, he’ll slap you around a bit and spank you, but he refuses to do anything that could have long lasting damage. For example, knife play.

He also isn’t 100% against sharing you with someone else, but he is hesitant as fuck.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

He doesn’t have a preference. Junnie loves giving and receiving equally.

For the most part, you sucking him off is actually him fucking your mouth as punishment for mouthing off or something. And when he eats you out it’s as a reward. There are some exceptions but those are true for most circumstances.

And he is absolutely fantastic at oral. Like, he just may be the best you’ve ever had. Did you see him with the grapes?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

Really he does both. As most things with Yeonjun, it depends.

He could be absolutely plowing into you one second, moving so fast and being so rough that you’re wondering if he’s even human. Then the next moment he’s grinding into you and being all soft and slow. Though slow usually comes with tons of teasing.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

Oh, he’s all for it.

Sex is sex. And he knows how you have you crying and trembling within minutes.

Though he does prefer taking his time and torturing you, he doesn’t mind taking you quickly in a broom closet before a show or something.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

Jun will try almost anything once. He’s very open minded when it comes to different kinks and if he sees potential in it, he’ll do it.

And if you haven’t noticed from the previous letters, he had no problem with fucking you in a public place.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

He last so long I almost feel sorry for you. He’ll just hold his own orgasm while pounding into you and making you cum over and over again. Sometimes he holds out for so long you start to wonder if he’s actually enjoying it. But then he finally cums. Hard. And you’re like, oh.

He can also go like two or three rounds before he gets tired and needs a break. But they are both long, torturous rounds soo... good luck❤️

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

Did someone say toys? Hold up, let’s go through his toy box.

Vibrator, dildo, restraints (many different kinds), gags, blindfolds, whips, and a few paddles.

Yeah, he might have just a few🤷

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

I-

Once again, good luck.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

He doesn’t really moan a bunch. Mostly it’s just grunts. Oh, and he growls. Like 🥵

But he talks a lot so you get to here him make sound in the few and far between instances where he isn’t yapping your ear off (in a good way).

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

He lets you get away with a lot more than the typical dom would let their sub get away with. It’s mostly because he knows he can be kinda rough and mean, but also cause he loves you so much that he can’t find it in himself to actually get annoyed or upset with you sometimes. Also, your absolutely adorable when your acting up and ‘get away with it’.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

Let’s all say this together, big dick Yeonjun.

We all been knew. Like, c’mon. He radiates so much big dick energy I think we’d be pretty shook if he didn’t have a third leg situation going on.

So, imma say about six and a half, seven inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

He goes through fazes of having the highest sex drive in town.

Like, for two or three weeks it seems like he can’t get enough of you. It’s almost every night that y’all are doin somethin. Or he’s playin Wack a Jun.

But the he’s back to normal and has the sex drive of any average dude.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

He try’s to stay awake until you fall asleep. But baby is just so worn out🥺

Y’all start cuddling and he’s out like a light.

[thelovelyghostwriter]

Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons

Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether. 

By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon. 

Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.

Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat: 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest. 

If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy. 

She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position. 

If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.

She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.

She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.

Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).

With Kurapika:

Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).

Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.

Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.

With Chrollo:

DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.

Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One word: power. 

That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.

Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.

There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.

Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.

As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.

With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).

She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.

She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.

Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.

To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :

Cat Outfit

Cat Outfit with Buttplug

Bunny Outfit Regina George reference

Neon in Shibari ropes

Chrollo and Neon

Kurapika and Neon

Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]

Neon in pink lingerie

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Maxwell Lord - NSFW Alphabet

Rating: Mature/Explicit Warnings: smut, piv sex, mention of unprotected sex, masturbation, bondage, voyeurism, praise kink, face sitting Written with a x f!reader perspective Masterlist Join my taglist via here! A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Max wasn’t the best at after care when you first got together but he’s gotten better the longer you two have been together. In the beginning he’d sort of just leave you be, not bothering to help clean up or really check to make sure all was good. But he quickly learned you were different from other people he has been with, he cared about you so he quickly changed his ways. Now he immediately checks you over and makes sure you are okay before cleaning you both up. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) On you, he loves your thighs. He loves having his head squeezed by them when going down on you. You can often find him placing a hand on one of them when in the car, sitting together in meetings or other places, giving them gentle squeezes or gently caressing them with his hand. On himself he loves his 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically) He cums in thick long ropes. You can always get him to cum when in the moment. He loves to see it on you or filling you, showing both you and him how well you get him off, and in a way it feels like a claim of you to him. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Has definitely has a daddy kink. But he isn’t sure how you would feel about it so hasn’t brought it up. He discovered it with a previous partner when they called him daddy and something about it really turned him on. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) He’s a successful businessman who has used flirtation and sex to get things he wants so he has definitely been around and gotten experience. He’s been with many people who like many different things so he’s fairly knowledgeable when it comes to the bedroom. 

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.) He really likes doggy style. For some reason pounding into you from behind really gets him going. He enjoys grabbing onto your waist and throat while he does so. His second favorite is the traditional missionary. Being above you gives him a sense of control which he really enjoys. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He is never goofy in the moment. He is strictly serious. He feels sex is not the time to be goofy. He wants the moment to be serious and sensual as best as can be. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He is very well trimmed and shaved. He keeps up with it weekly for he doesn’t like a lot of hair down there. He has much darker hair down their since he dyes the blonde into his hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Max is very intimate in the moment. Sputtering praises to you constantly, caressing you, an d pressing kisses all over your skin. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation head canon) He often masturbates in his office hidden behind his desk. Half the time when he is on a “phone call” he’s not. He’s just in his office getting off. The mans a horn dog so he gets off when he can. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Max has a praise kink He loves to give praises and be praised.  He also loves face sitting. This comes from his love of your thighs most likely. One of his other kinks is voyeurism. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) His big bed or his office. Either one. He loves to take you in his big king bed at home where it’s soft and there is lots of space to roll around but he always loves to bend you over his desk. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) You Just everything about you gets him turned on and going. The simplest little flirt or ease from you and he’s a goner. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs) He won’t do anything in the bedroom to cause you actual harm. He doesn’t want to hurt you physically. Pleasure pain. Not actual pain. He also doesn’t want anyone else to have you. You re his and only his. And he will make damn well sure they all know you are Maxwell Lord’s. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He absolutely loves when you go down on him. Especially if it’s in his office. The thought of being caught gets him turned on more. He loves to go down on you too. Tasting you sweet juices as he says.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Max uses a mix of both fast and rough as well as slow and sensual. Depends on his mood and the location. Often times it’s slow and sensual at home and fast and rough in the office. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Quickies are usually what you do in the office so of course he isn’t opposed to them. He loves them. Whatever he has to do to get a quick fix of getting off, as long as you are game too. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) He’s always open to experiment and take risks. But he doesn’t want to do anything unless you fully agree to it as well. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Even though he’s a bit older he can last either one really long round or two-three quick rounds depending. His sex drive is high so he can last a while. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) The only toys he owns are some handcuffs, blindfold and vibrator. Anything else he got through you if you mentioned you wanted to try it out. He mostly uses them on you but isn’t opposed to having you use them on him too. 

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) Max is a major tease. Always whispering things to you in your ear, gentle caresses in passing, the slightest glance at him and he’s making eyes at you. He loves to tease and get you riled up. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s a talker in the bedroom. He doesn’t shut up. So he’s fairly loud with both his words of praise and moans. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random head canon for the character of your choice) Max may be cocky often and seem to have a big ego but deep down he’s a big ole softie once you get to know him. He’s extremely caring and wants to give you the world. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants) Max is average in size. Around 6.5 inches. A good size but nothing extreme. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Holy shit Max’s sex drive is insanely high. He’s a horn dog like stated. He is always willing to go if you are in the mood too. 

Z =  ZZZ (… How quickly they fall asleep afterward) He may be up there in age a bit but he doesn’t fall asleep too quickly after. Maybe like 20-30 minutes after once he does his aftercare routine, holds you for a bit and praises you on how well you did and felt.

Taglist: @sarahjkl82-blog​ @ickleronniekinsemotionalrange​ @blackberries45​

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nsfw alphabet - denver

A/N: (Request): The title says it all so a smut warning is in place.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex?)

If you’ve done something intense, he’ll ask and make sure you’re okay. He showers you with kisses and gently caresses your skin. Denver will also always ask if you were satisfied - as if “no” would ever be an answer. 

B = Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Denver likes his hands; more importantly how he can use them to make you squirm. On you, he loves your legs. He’s a leg man. He likes run his hands up your legs every chance he gets, touching and squeezing your thighs. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

He’s extremely fond of coming on your breasts or thighs yet nothing beats exploding deep inside of you. 

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The rush and adrenaline he gets when fucking you somewhere the two of you can get caught is indescribable - and at the Bank of Spain getting caught is always a possibility. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He definitely knows what he’s doing, not to mention he’s quick to pick up on what you’re into and what makes you scream his name.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying)

While doggy-style is hot, and easily in the top three of positions he enjoys, he likes to modify it a bit. There is something about doing it laying down with your stomach pressed to the cold floor and him laying on top of you that just gets him going. He loves how deep he can get inside you in this angle, how he can groan in your ear and kiss down the back of your neck. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Definitely more serious. He’s not opposed to occasional playfulness however usually he finds that humour during sex can completely kill his mood. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s not one to care about his appearance down there, it’s not like he has the time to groom. The same stance applies to your grooming decisions - obviously he would prefer you clean shaven but at the same time it really makes no difference in his eyes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Denver likes to feel as close to you as humanely possible. He loves to caress your skin, smell your hair. Often he finds himself whispering sweet-nothings in your ear. 

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He’s no stranger to self-pleasure, after all it’s only natural. Imagining you on top of him often does the trick, his hands exploring your body as you ride him. Not that he has the time now and when he does he’d much rather just fuck you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

The list of kinks this man has is a long one. Light bondage, orgasm control, daddy kink, spanking, sensation play, voyeurism, etc. 

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Honestly, location doesn't matter to him. He’ll gladly take you anywhere and everywhere. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The way his name rolls of your tongue, the way you wink at him when you’re among other people, the way you bite your bottom lip, the way you run your fingers through your hair.  

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that could result in seriously hurting you, both physically and mentally/emotionally. He’s also not into sharing, so threesomes are off the table. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc,)

Preference is definitely giving, and you were definitely pleasantly surprised at just how skilled he is at that. He also enjoys it when you ride his face; legs shaking as you're moaning his name.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It usually depends on how much time you have. However most often, Denver will just pound you like a jack hammer. His strong thrusts have your eyes rolling back always without fail.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Big fan of quickies. Obviously he would prefer to get you alone properly and enjoy you without interruptions but that’s not always plausible, and since literally anything gets him going a quickie in the bathroom is a lot more fun.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As long as you’re comfortable he’s keen to explore and try anything. Sometimes the two of you will randomly get inspired by something and rush off together quietly. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Denver can last quite a while if he wants to. He can also go for two or three rounds, depending on how rough and intense the previous time was. 

T = Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any but is definitely up for acquiring some in the future and using them on you. Anything to make you squirm. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a huge tease, but to be fair so are you. You both know extremely well what gets the other person bothered, and often use that knowledge to your advantage. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not the loudest partner, a few groans and grunts here and there but nothing extra or extreme. He much prefers focusing on your moans, shaky breaths and screams of pleasure. 

W = Wild Card (random headcanon for the character)

Although he’s the dominant one in your relationship, Denver adores when you assert power and take charge from time to time.  

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Let’s just say there are no complaints about what he's packing. He’s a good size for you, and most importantly he knows what he’s doing with it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High would be an understatement. The slightest smallest thing can get him aroused and thinking of you. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very rarely would sleep even be an option after sex. And on the odd occasion that it is; Denver would make sure you were resting before he’d even consider closing his eyes. 

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Pure White, He’s Not Alright

Heh, so here’s the (prologue) comic for that au @dottilyn and I have been working on. the file name is “au meant to hurt you” and i hope it achieves that goal <3

Some minor ramblings under the image ids below the cut if you wanna know more!

[Page 1 - Split into 8 panels, three in the top and bottom rows with two in the center. The first three panels show a dark purple side table in the bottom left corner and a pale foot in the bottom right all in front of a dark grey wall. A phone with a pale pink case sits on top of the table. In the first panel the phone glows and text reads “buzz buzz” in orange. in panel 2 the phone is dark, as is the rest of the room. Panel three has the phone lit up again with the “Buzz Buzz” text. Panel four is an overhead of the phone so it can be read. It is at 3% battery, with a time of 3:46 AM. There are three visible notifications on the phone, one marked as new. The new one reads “Discord, today, 3:6 AM. G.H.R.T.V. : Bro? Are you okay? Normally I’d hear back b-” before getting cut off. The two older messages read “Discord, yesterday, 3:14 PM. G.H.R.T.V. :Shouldn’t be an issue though, right?” and “Discord, yesterday, 10:21 AM. G.H.R.T.V. : Speaking of -(cut off) -ip next week...” Panel five shows the same as panel four, but a pale hand is trying to activate the screen, blocking most of the text. Panels six to eight also show the same as panels one to three, but slightly more zoomed out with Benrey standing in frame, trying to use the phone. He is a pale man in a dark navy shirt, white shorts, and shoulder-length bed head, looking extremely sleepy, like the phone has woken him up. In panel six he’s saying “broooo..... stopppp buzzing.” In Panel seven, Benrey says “It’s too early” while yawning. There are little yawn bubbles around him, and his finger is overlaid through the phone, at a lighter opacity. In panel eight, Benrey has noticed his finger going through the phone with comically open eyes. The yawn bubbles have popped and he is saying “huh?”

Page 2 - This page has 3 small, vertical panels in the upper left corner, overlapping each other slightly while the other 3/4s of the page are one larger scene. In the first small panel, Benrey’s full body is shown and we can see he’s not wearing socks or shoes either as if he just crawled out of bed. He is grabbing the side table for support, and phasing his foot through the side of his Black Mesa Security helmet, which is sitting on the floor. The next is zoomed in slightly to cut off at his knees. This time, Benrey’s hand is going through the side table again, and he looks shocked. The text reads “....whu?” above his head. In the third panel, Benrey is turning away from the left towards the right with an extremely confused expression. The Final panel shows Benrey from the knees up, facing to the right past the viewer. The side table is beside him with the phone (buzzing again) on it as well as his work ID. Benrey’s vest is on a second, shorter side table. On a bed across from the side tables is a pale body. Only the lower legs are visibly, but it is the same skin colour and frame as Benrey himself. He’s looking distraught towards where the head of the body would be, out of frame.

Page 3 - This page has seven panels, split into three rows vertically. In panel one, Benrey is leaning down, looking over what is his body, lying on the bed and slightly blurred to look out of focus. He is shown from the shoulders up, extremely confused, and is saying “Bro, I’m supposed to be IN that.” In the second panel, Benrey has stoop up slightly and can now be seen from the waist up. He’s sticking one of his arms through the body towards the camera, even more concerned. “Why am I not IN that?” He’s asking. In panel three and four, the camera is placed behind the phone on the side table, viewing Benrey from behind. He’s still got his hand in the body, looking away, as the phone buzzes again. In Panel four, he’s turning to look over his shoulder at the phone. In panel five, we see over Benrey’s shoulder as he goes back to the phone. His face is not visible but he is sayin “Oh come on.” Panel six is a close up on the phone. We can see the time is now 3:48 AM, the battery is down to 2% and the new message reads “Discord, Today 3:48 AM. G.H.R.T.V. : Okay well -(cut off)- get back to me soon.” Panel seven, the final one, has a view looking up at Benrey who’s face is lit up from the glow of the phone. He looks quite distressed and is saying “please let this work.”

Page 4 - This page has four panels with images and an additional two with only text. The page has one Main panel, the last one, and everything else is set overtop of it. The first two panels are small, rectangular and floating near the top of the page, flanked by text in “Benrey Speech Blue” saying “no” repeatedly and getting larger each time. The first panel shows his hand almost touching the top of the phone from a dramatic side angle, as the phone gives a “Low Power” warning. The second is more zoomed in, and shows the phone screen shutting itself off. The third panel is wide horizontal on the next row down and we can see the top of the side table where the now off phone sits, Benrey from the waist up, and his body lying on the bed. Standing Benrey has a hand in his hair and his face all screwed up in distress. From this point to the bottom of the page, all the lines fade to white from black, and all of the colours fade to black. There is a smaller horizontal panel with only Benrey blue-text which vertically fades to white that says “NO” and a smaller box underneath that which says “... please”. The final panel shows Benrey leaning against the wall between the side tables and the bed with his body on it. He’s got his head against his knees with his arms wrapped around his legs.

END I.D.]

SO ! this is not a “benrey is a xen creature/experiment/glitch/game construct” au, there is no Res Cas, but there Is an experiment that brings our normal main cast together. We don’t have a full plot outlines, but we do have most of our setup figured out! 

Full time security guard, part time glitch-hunter, Mr. Benrey Benrey Benrey has been online friends with his favourite twitch speedrunner, GHRTV for a while now. They were planning on meeting up! Too bad Benrey can’t remember what happened in the last 48 hours, including what ... killed him. When he wakes up again, he’s back in his apartment, but things look different, and things keep getting more different as it turns out he’s been gone for a while. His apartment has been resold as “move in ready” to a recent PHD graduate moving across the country with his toddler son. And well, wouldn’t you know it’s (ex, now) speedrunner Gordon Freeman, finally getting a chance to use his scientific skills. 

Well... Benrey is dead, right? And he’s not sure why he’s still around (and he really doesn’t want to leave) but there’s nothing against having a little fun with his old best friend, right? And you know what, Gordon Freeman is a busy man and he could use some help having fun again. Either someone to help out with having a toddler, even if they can’t really touch him, or someone to just make him laugh again.

don’t worry, it’ll all work out :)

We’ve got ideas and scenes and goofs of all sorts but we have really been having fun coming up with ways to make this as found family as possible. Let everyone rely on and love each other! They deserve it! But also lots of Angst haha. Its basically us using a lot of ideas which would be really fun but are small on their own, and pushing them all together for the gay rights <3

[jaeminscoffee]

Misunderstood | T. Lee

Pairings- Ten Lee x Reader

Genre- Angst, slight fluff,

Warning(s)- Character death.

Word count- 1.88k

Type- requestedddd

It was a whole cat and mouse game at the beginning. 

You know how it's always portrayed that all cats and mice despise each other? Well maybe it's because the friend and foe never really go together since they indulge in a much predator and prey relationship. That's how you and Ten's blooming relation started.

Just like any other fable, or the famous cartoon, might as well be a life lesson, Tom and Jerry; Ten and you never got along. You weren't meant to get along. After all, which super agency's top sniper would befriend a wild criminal? Apparently you did. You'd always find yourself letting Ten off the hook each time in the last minute. The lad was fun to have around. And just like any other untold truth of the behinds of a story, the mice in your story was also only just a misunderstood soul. Ten was more than what he portrayed himself to be. 

Chasing Ten and catching him, the first glimpse was your mission. Bringing him back to the headquarters dead or alive was your mission. To turn a deaf ear to anything and everything he'd let out was your mission. To heartlessly end him if he pulled a smart stunt was your mission. But having him voice out his thought processes and you gladly listening to the entirety of it was most definitely not your mission. 

You'd been known as the top all rounder sniper of your agency, one for your amazing skills, two for your ability to make ends meet, and three for being a kind soul yet thick skulled if the situation called for it. Your boss, the head, of course ended up assigning a very confusing mission to you as, for the matter of fact, were a very trusted pawns of his. It was intriguing yet confusing because you weren't given much insights on why you're asked to serve summons on him. 

Ten on the other hand was to this point, tired of running. Hurt. Wounded by having to bear the weights of his family when all he'd wanted was to lead a normal life of his own. To not wake up in cold sweat, fearing for whether his days would shorten the next second. To make it until arvo without anyone, or anything hot on his trail. To make his way back home from his work space; a small corner dance studio where he'd teach the one's who'd not be able to afford trying to learn at those fancy known dance studios who charged way more than what's required, without having someone tackle him to the floor. To sleep after supper without having to wake up every other minute, paranoid whether one of those people trailed him back home and somehow managed to sneak in. 

"He's still watching ,you know?" Ten rasped out loud enough for only the two of you to hear his voice which helped you step out of the cloud of guilt for what you were about to do. 

You, just as assigned, started immediately. Still confused, of course. The boy seemed little to not harmless at all. But nevertheless, you went about it. Watching the boy feed stray animals on the way, smile brightly at passerby's, buy a drink or two for the hungered on the pathway, keep the dangered ones accompany on a night walk, he seemed like a moral, ideal member for the lacking society, nothing like the heartless murderer he'd been described to be. 

"I know, b..but i can't, Ten" you sigh out, shutting your lids tight to clear up your blurred vision. 

He seemed to be the only calm in the chaotic, messed up world you lived in. Now obviously, you did try catching him each time only to let him go, thinking of all those out in the streets and beyond waiting for their daily dose of hope in this dark realm. And to keep a close eye on the said predator, of course. 

Finding him crouched down by the alley turn towards his usual workplace, you found it a little heartbreaking to continue heartlessly end him. He seemed so.. vulnerable, broke, and nothing like the walking sunshine he'd been since the beginning of your mission and definitely nothing of that of a murderer. He seemed just like the misunderstood feline in all fables who are usually portrayed as the predator and heartless and only wanting to fulfill their needs type. But much matured and smart you'd finally, spiritually understand the personality of the character, hurt, scared, 'does want to care and show it to all but scared to be misjudged again is what they really are. 

"Oh? That most definitely wasn't how you felt when you'd first initially pointed the same rifle at me, remember?" Ten chuckles from in front of you, still in the uncomfortable, cornered, back pressed to the brick wall with your left arm on his chest the other pointing straight to the middle of his skull. His retort making you let out an airy, shaky laugh of your own. 

The first time you'd done it, your eyes were fueled with determination, you'd get this done and there would be nothing bold enough to dare stop you, except Ten, he was bold enough apparently. "That department store just got mobbed and you're going to stand with a stupid toy gun pointed at me who's not proven guilty of anything? Seems right enough for me that you work as a puppet for that messed up government," your eyes widen at his statement, turning back to see nothing but a tranquil customer filled store, turning back to the lad to find him out of sight. Ten lee had relatively gotten much more experienced and better and running out of sight, "Ten, You drive me crazy," you speak through gritted teeth. 

"You were the first one to outrun me, you know?" you lean closer, only to hear your colleagues get their own weapons off safety and ready to fire any second,

"Now, isn't that why you're so drawn to me? Your work would've been so much more boring if it weren't for me, if anything, you're welcome." Ten replied smugly, proud of all his interactions too absurd to be categorized as normal, nevertheless the few of moments in his life that makes him happy thinking back at it. "Tsk," you slightly pout, feeling your eyes glaze over the nth time that night, this would all soon fade into memory and for what? For the fact that no one was ever ready to listen to the wrongly framed. 

"Is the target acting hard to surrender, Agent 02?" you hear from your in ear piece, immediately responding with the most stable voice you could muster, "No, Sire, not at all," you reply, "Then why is it taking you so long, Ms. Y/l/n?"

"It's time, isn't it?" Ten asked with a sad smile on his face. All the days of running were finally coming to an end yet he felt like that wouldn't make up to all his lost days. Yes, he was more than grateful to you. For showing something humane exists where no one ever tried caring for what the other does or says. He liked that, though with the choice of path or career that called for some serious human emotion control, you nevertheless wanted to remain human. Ground to earth, and kind enough to valid his feelings. Valid his existence. Valid him and not see him as a target of any sort. 

"I don't want to, Ten. I could try explaining this to them-but-" 

"But they aren't like you, they work for those on a higher post and won't stop even when given a solid reason to and you know that better than anyone else," Ten explained rather calmly.

"Yes, but you don't deserve this.." You let your voice waver, finally, gripping the deadly weapon tightly, mindful to keep your fingers away from the trigger, "Agent 02, pull the trigger when I count down to 1." you flinch at the sudden voice interrupting the intimate moment between you and your now, friend. 

"15.."

"I shouldn't have accepted the tasks, then i wouldn't have had to be the one doing this, and i wouldn't have had to meet you, and right now, at this moment, more than anything, I wish i'd never met you," You scramble through your words to form coherent sentences and the stipulated time you're given, 

Ten laughs out a closed mouth laugh, "14.."

"Really? But i don't wish so," He hums, closing his eyes to fully indulge in your warmth. The same familiar warmth that embraced him during one of the most vulnerable nights of his life. The same warmth that kept him company on each day following all while still radiating coldness of suspicion, "13.."  which slowly but surely turned into nothing but warmth all after uncoiling what most before you didn't even bother to, "12.."

"It's not that I wish i didn't meet you, it's just i wish we'd met in different circumstances," One where you wouldn't have to go for all the cat and mouse chase all over again, where he'd be, "11.." a normal bachelor and you'd be one too, who'd oh so much in a cliché manner meet at a café,

"Well, we don't get everything we wish for now, do we?" His voice sounded so exhausted, yet, no hints of fear or despise or cruelty shone through. Just exhaustion, and maybe a bit of….relief? "10.."

"Ten, we still have a chance. I can still give it a..-"

"Y/n, look at me." 

"You being ready enough, human enough to study me thoroughly before conclusion has been more than enough for me to prove that humanity still exists, that listener still exists. And I wouldn't want anyone, rather you put an end to this little game of ours,``''9.."

"You need to do nothing else other than stay the same, " he started once again, this time, finally allowing his vulnerability to shine through his voice, "8..", "And to do the same you'd done with me with all those potential targets of your people," "But Ten, just-" "7.."

"It's either you or me, doll. Your helpers there look more than ready to shoot any betrayer," "Then so be it! But i can't.. I can't get myself to- I love you, i car-" "6.." 

"There. The only words that were left for me to hear," "5.." 

"Your people seem generous enough to let me go in this much of a, how do I put it? Grand.. Way?" "Ten I've got 5 seconds to change my mind, I can do something you know?-" 

"Y/n, my love. You're making this hard for both of us, so.. "

He did the said stunt move your head had warned you about, swiftly shifting your positions so that you were the one pressed against the unbelievably uncomfortable wall making your eyes widen, words "I love you too, doll" and "Fire!" mixed together, all you could see the next moment was a small smile on the lads face, red seeping through the material of his white hoodie before his now lifeless body slouched and fell right in front of you. 

The misunderstood had been deprived of their life once again. 

[tosikoarts]

SFW Alphabet | Tsurumi Tokushirou

Wow, this one seems to be the apogee of my writing.  You can check tosikowrites tag for more. Warning: there’s a lot under the cut.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Finally, a man who knows what he is doing. Tsurumi is a sly devil but he also got a taste of love, and those two points combined made him a danger to anyone he puts an eye on. The entire 7th division holds their breath watching how skillfully First Lieutenant pulls the unsuspecting victim into his snares.

Understandably, his main weapon would be the art of word. Tsurumi knows how to keep dialogue entertaining; moreover, he is well versed in complimenting his favorite person. He murmurs sweet nothings into their ear in public and in private, under the sergeant's condemning gaze and right under the nose of the jealous Second Lieutenant. Tsurumi does it wisely though, avoiding Usami’s uncontrollable obsession.

Gallantry is his middle name. As soon as they appear on the horizon with a bag or a stack of heavy books, Tsurumi miraculously finds himself next to them taking all of their stuff in his hands. Always accompanies them on the way home, from time to time pleases them with a small bouquet of lavender, moves the chair away from the table so that they sit down. At the same time, his gestures and moves, all looks natural like Tsurumi has been born with it.

Oh, also, he likes to spoil his loved one, pamper them without any limits. If they want to take a picture together, he will hire a western artist to paint a portrait of them. If they want a bar of chocolate, he will order to find the best dessert chef in Hokkaido. This is not his constant behavior, but Tsurumi quite often goes over the board with his affection.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Let’s be honest, to be best friends with Tsurumi you have to be at least no stupider than him and, better, even a little bit smarter. Otherwise, he will treat the person like another pawn in the game. Mind is a measure of strength, and those who are weaker than him do not deserve more than condescending attitude.

His best friend has to be patient and steadfast as a tin soldier: the hole in the head and lack of a brain piece deprived the First Lieutenant of poise so he is prone to outbursts of unwarranted violence. He may jokingly threaten to bite off their nose. Likewise, he may introduce them to the general madness of his division in the face of Usami or Nikaidou. They just have to deal with the crazy without going bonkers themself.  

In addition, they have to have a wide range of interests or be willing to learn new things. Tsurumi is the one to offer to go to horse race, win (or lose) some money, and, without delay, go to the nearest theater. His broad knowledge in various areas makes it possible to boast in every possible way on every possible topic and he expects his best friend to keep the conversation going. Of course, his favorite topic is war and weapons so they must be familiar with it.

The advantages of friendship with this remarkable individual are: respect in all circles he is in; initiation into his plans or most of them; life will seem a lot easier than before since obstacles become suspiciously fewer…

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He has a weird desire for them to look into his face while cuddling. To be mentioned, Tsurumi takes off his enamel head plate in private and it works like a magic: his expression transforms into one of person who has been gone for too long, who was yet to see the horrors of Russo-Japanese war. So, Tsurumi likes to keep them on his lap, hands placed on their thighs or waist, and talk, talk, talk. For some reason avoids spooning: if they try to spoon him, he will slip away from their hands, turn around, and plant a gentle kiss on their forehead.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

It’s complicated. Considering his past with Fina, the whole idea of settling down evokes the unconscious resistance in Tsurumi. Grand plans for hidden gold are the one thing that interests him at the moment, or this is what he convinced himself in. Even in the case of having the most suitable partner, Tsurumi will choose treasure hunt over binding relationship. Same goes for children. His henchmen are his kids, his hellhounds, his creations that he nurtured with distorted version of love and adoration. It is unlikely that he has even a little healthy parental affection left. Great at making desserts, mediocre at cooking overall, doesn’t care about cleaning and leaves it to the partner.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Break-up can go different ways.

In the best case scenario, Tsurumi acts like a gentleman until the very end. On the designated day, he invites a partner to a quiet place and makes sure nobody disturbs their conversation. Even if it happens in the barracks, all soldiers are strictly ordered to stay away from the First Lieutenant's office. There are two cups of a soothing herbal tea on his table as well as dessert associated with them. In calm steady voice Tsurumi explains why they have to break up and how it would be inevitable in the future if they choose to stay together for little longer. In the end of his speech, they feel almost like they initiated this break-up and Tsurumi just conducted their thoughts like his own. It is harmless and easy break-up with no hard feelings after all.

Other options aren’t that innocuous. He can easily make up a kidnapping scheme to remove them from the sight. It may or may not be violent, may or may not leave them traumatized. In the worst case, Tsurumi with heavy heart will give the order to eliminate them and hide all signs of their existence. It is a pity that one cannot erase the marks left on him and his life.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

As mentioned in the previous paragraph, formalizing a relationship is far from the first thing on the Tsurumi’s To-Do list. His partner can try to hint at marriage but he will either completely ignore it or adroitly dissuade them from such stupid undertaking. In a relationship, he remains faithful despite the absence of some fictitiously important pieces of signed paper.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Well, even if he is gentle in any variation, this gentleness carries a sadistic undertone. Tsurumi’s physical affection borders on pain and it is impossible to tell if his vulnerable moments are a theatrical performance or not. He can laugh endlessly, kiss their fingertips and bare knuckles, purposely tickle their neck with his long eyelashes or handlebar moustache but the very next second a predatory grin distorts his face, sending thing in darker direction. Only God knows what is going on in his head, really.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

A truly romantic hug so often shown in films and described in books: his hand rests on their waist, pulling them closer, and other hand catches theirs as if in a slow dance. Each time the distance between him and his partner becomes less and less, but what remains constant, it is a subtle smile and piercing gaze of dark eyes. When in a cheery, exclusively friendly mood, Tsurumi likes to give the partner a tight bear hug or a short greetings-like hug with resting his chin either on their shoulder or on the top of their head.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes years for Tsurumi to say “I love you” out loud. About 3-4 to be exact. Either because he cannot call his feelings real love, or because he does not want to let them ease off. Confession imposes the stamp of some kind of completeness on the relationship and it isn’t fun at all. In his speech, the magic three words are replaced by softer analogues like “I really like you” or “Aren’t you my sunshine” so his partner does not put much thought to why Tsurumi avoids confession. Oh, one hundred percent the day he finally chooses to confess will be an anniversary date. Expect a day dedicated solely to satisfaction of his partner’s desires.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Oh no no no, please, we don’t have that much space in the cemetery. Flirting with Tsurumi’s partner is like playing Russian roulette with five bullets in cylinder – highly lethal game of chance. After spotting unlucky admirer, Tsurumi tries to identify them and dig up as much information as possible. Their fate depends on it. If it's some kind of midge, a cockroach, First Lieutenant forgets about this situation pretty fast. He doesn’t want to deal with such squalor anyway. If this is a more serious figure, Tsurumi may want to teach them a lesson how rude it is to encroach on someone else's love. Probably pulls a couple of strings to get them into some kind of trouble. Get them fired, discharged, robbed, assaulted, whatever. At the same time, he doesn’t even mention them while talking to the loved one.  

Provoking Tsurumi to jealousy is just as dangerous. His actions are not as radical as in the first case but his partner will have to learn that this is not an acceptable behavior. It is hard to imagine how far he can go though, methods may vary from simple manipulation to straightforward psychological abuse. The latter is the last and the least appealing option, which Tsurumi won’t use unless he is forced to.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Sometimes you just wonder where he learned all these tricks with his tongue. Tsurumi is a playful skilled kisser with excellent flair to where and when to apply fine knowledge of French... technique. Bites are not uncommon either. He has a habit of marking his loved one so everybody around knows who they belong to, and at least one hickey has to flaunt on their neck to keep him satisfied. Tsurumi prefers to kiss his partner wherever they want to be kissed, especially if they ask nicely, and to where to be kissed… a straight line from razor-sharp cheekbones to the notch between the collarbones is a great start.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Stranger’s kids are terrified of Tsurumi. Little ones burst into tears as they notice his wide smile, and those who are a little older stare at him with confusion. Teens try to stay away from this man since he fits the stranger danger statement very well. Thus to say, Tsurumi isn’t fond of being near children and prefers to pass the buck to the subordinates. If we are talking about his own (highly hypothetical) kids that is another story: they get the best of the best, they are spoiled rotten just like his partner. Of course, as kids grow up, Tsurumi switches to the carrot and stick approach spoiling them only as a reward for good behavior. Not that bad around children, really. It's not his fault that he fits the description of Boogeyman.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

On rare days when Tsurumi decides to spend the day with a partner, he never rushes. Those mornings are complete opposite of his usual mornings: they are slow, lazy, maximally filled with intimacy. No one is in a hurry to get out from under the blanket and if his loved one tries to sneak out, Tsurumi deftly catches them by the waist and drags back. I think it is clear that he is immensely touchy in the morning hours. The rest of the time is spent in a kitchen over a cup of green tea, in lively conversation on a variety of topics. No, he is not going to leave the house until the late noon.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Get ready for experiments and new experiences. Have they ever tried horseback riding? No? Good, he will be their teacher. Calligraphy? He will help to put their hand on a brush correctly. Nyotaimori or nantaimori? He will ask either Koito or another twunk to serve as a model. Tsurumi presents every evening date as a surprise that will not leave one indifferent and still he somehow manages to not overstep the bounds of decency. When their mood doesn’t fit his own adventurous impulses, the choice falls on a more classic pastime like late night walk or dinner date but there is not much that can be said about it.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

His partner won’t hear a bit of personal information, a single bit, until Tsurumi is one hundred percent sure that they are here to stay. Until then, he will feed the partner common unremarkable phrases which cannot compromise him in any way. Even after this, a lot of uncertainties remain: Tsurumi seems to describe events only in positive or neutral light, avoiding situations that obviously carry a grim implications. For example, not a word will be said about Fina or Olga and even if partner witnesses him fiddling small bones in his fingers, Tsurumi will make some fable up. Revelations happen but it is not something they will have a chance to get used to.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Easily angered but pulls himself together in the blink of the eye. His malice usually spills out in a form of nervous thrill so it is rare to see Tsurumi screaming his lungs out or getting into a fight. In a relationship, he puts on a mask of an eternally patient partner so his loved one won’t even guess about his anger issues.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Liar is obligated to have a great memory, do you get where I’m coming from? Now only he remembers what his partner has to say but also somehow knows what they hide from him too. If the information seems to be of low priority, Tsurumi immediately forgets it. Like what is he supposed to do with the fact that theirs first dog was called Akira? Best of all he remembers theirs crucial ups and downs both to establish the emotional connection and have some control levers in the future.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Difficult question. Not any of “first experiences”, not anniversary. Probably, the first time he introduced them to the group of closer soldiers like Tsukishima and Co. For the first time Tsurumi decided to “show off” his partner in the headquarters just to establish a clear boundaries between himself and subordinates. Of course, he was well aware of the risks and consequences but chose to do it anyway. The reaction of some was quite expected: Koito's face expressed unpleasant surprise and qualm, he couldn’t switch back from Satsuma dialect and when it finally happened, there were more awkward pauses than comprehendible words; Usami screwed up his eyes as if he was evaluating a competitor simultaneously deciding on the best method to eliminate them. Nikaidou didn’t really cared. Kikuta did neither. Tsukishima’s reaction was the most adequate of all: he politely bowed, mumbled words of courtesy, and got back to his routine. However, on the way to the office he decided to warn them that lovely Tokushirou might differ from their expectations. At the end, Tsurumi was extremely pleased by the flaunting and gave them opportunity to choose how he will thank them for the shown patience.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Tell me, who in their right mind would want to provoke this man? Like, who? His very presence is enough to scare any foe away, not to mention how lethal his overprotectiveness can be. Tsurumi is great at managing resources to make sure his partner is okay: there is always an armed invisible observer in the city they are staying in, sometimes they are sent letters in which Tsurumi takes interest in how their days are going, etc. On the other hand, in moments of real danger, his subordinates are those who take care of his loved one: soldiers are obliged to protect them since Tsurumi usually holds a leading position rather than actively participates in the dirty work. Has no need to be protected, however, partner’s impulses to do it are always met with tender emotion and sincere drawling “aww”.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Tsurumi has an enviable ability of being seemingly the most caring and charming man in the world without even trying. He is natural in wooing, it feels like the whole world is on his side: if he forgets to buy a present for the anniversary (which never happens, may I assure you), a hurrying seller will be selling cute necklace at discount price. Whenever he decides to go to another city with his loved one, there will be a festival or celebration. To be fair, Tsurumi does put efforts in the relationship and keeping his partner happy. He just has it easier than most of your common men.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

His own motives and desires will always be prioritized over his partner’s. It is reality that they just have to deal with. If his partner feels confident in enough, they can try to fight Tsurumi with his own weapon - flattery, ruse, and equivalent exchange, - but success still entirely depends on his mood.

Military career implies long partings with the risk of never seeing the partner again. For the person who cannot live without their loved one’s physical presence, relationship like this will feel like living hell.  

To mention something more lighthearted, Tsurumi is constantly surrounded by subordinates that have questionable… adoration towards him. It asks for deep dive in military psychology, workplace psychology, and additional peek into sexual psychopathology but you get what I mean. Usami gets off talking about how First Lieutenant will be upset with him and, probably, will punish him, okay.

Tsurumi is shady man overall, damaged both physically and emotionally, he is missing a piece of the brain and it is already a long list of reason why one should think twice before getting in with him.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Tsurumi actually cares for his looks. He takes his time to shave the moustache and goatee just the way he wants it to be, thoroughly washes the hair twice a week, keeps the head plate clean by wiping it with wet cloth and disinfecting with alcohol. The main reason of his concerns is desire to look presentable and influential, not a banal narcissism. Does the face scar bother him? When there’s nothing to occupy his mind – yes. Tsurumi understands how drastically it changed his overall look and sometimes regrets what happened but what is the point of overthinking unalterable? Right, there is none.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Break-up is a huge deal in the sense that Tsurumi's reaction could be anything. Unpredictable. Up to monstrous consequences. The safest option would be drop everything and run away since he won’t chase them to the end of the world. Yes, he would feel betrayed and fueled with anger but whatever, it is not the most important thing on the agenda. Sooner or later their paths will cross again and it will be the chance for Tsurumi to show his disinterest. You know, this “I am a bad bitch, you can’t hurt me” style. Direct confrontation leads to a passionate interrogation on why they decided to leave. Is there anything he can do to prevent them from such imprudent step? Does their relationship lack anything? This conversation quickly escalates into preparation of feelings during which Tsurumi scrutinizes all their ins and outs. If they successfully survive this psychological torture mixed with all kinds of manipulation – congrats! – they are allowed to leave. Now he has left his mark on them, on their heart and soul, so they have to carry it wherever they choose to go.

In the case of their death, Tsurumi grieves. How does a man like him grieve? Through sublimation, of course. To stop thinking about the time spent together, he pays more attention to treasure hunt. Tsukishima unobtrusively plays the role of a First Lieutenant’s personal therapist, listening to his pensive monologues, but it doesn’t make any difference. Just like his Sergeant, Tsurumi has difficulties with experiencing repeated loss, and second time feels even worse than the first one.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Remember this clear liquid oozing from under his head plate? It is actually сerebrospinal fluid that provides mechanical and immunological protection to the brain. Constant leaking of CSF leads to a condition known as orthostatic headache: this type of headache intensifies while person is standing and eases when lying down. Tsurumi has extreme headaches after his excited leaks that are usually weakened by general thrill. Once agitation excitation wears off, he becomes incredibly irritable and searches for a quiet place to lie down. The one person who knows about such side effect is Tsukishima. He has saved a dozen of lives already by preventing fellow soldiers from talking to resting First Lieutenant.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He has specific requirements for his environment and a list of traits its members have to lack.

For example, curiosity did kill the cat. People by his side should not pry into his personal business unless they want to get bitten. It is dangerous for them, for Tsurumi, and for plans he has built, so his partner has to either be incurious or keep themself in check when it comes to bunch of stuff.

Freedom-loving and willfulness are the worst enemies of manipulator, no wonder that First Lieutenant looks for someone submissive. Guess, for those achieving high ranks, powerplay is an integral part of social interaction.

Ah, but at the same time, lack of personality makes Tsurumi yawn. Such people do not provide the kind of entertainment he is looking for and it is natural for him to overlook them in the crowd.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Sleeps suspiciously well for a person who bites people’s fingers off. Brain injury left him dreamless for the rest of the life so as soon as Tsurumi’s head touches the pillow he immediately goes into a deep sleep. His sleeping schedule is nothing special too. Obeying the laws of army life, First Lieutenant wakes up early at the same time very day and goes to bed no later than 10 pm. Lies on the belly with arms straight up along the body. Without the head plate, obviously.

With the advent of a permanent partner in his life, Tsurumi’s sleep became more restless. Now he feels way too energetic, tosses and turns in bed, and cannot find a comfortable position in the bed. Since most of the time they still sleep apart (he has a reputation to maintain, blah-blah-blah), Tsurumi has to take a walk to blow off steam and get rid of swarming thoughts. Sometimes it does not help at all so he rushes to their house hoping to find peace in their arms. And so it happens. Tsukishima has almost come to terms with the frequent absence of the First Lieutenant in the mornings. However, Koito is not that happy about it and keeps bothering sergeant with questions to which he has no answer. Poor young man.

[ego-driven-one-wing-angel]

FF VII - Reno Headcanons | #5

ANON (1): Hey, I’ve your NSFW alphabet and I would loooooove a swf one with Zack and Biggs, and some NSFW with Reno, Rufus, I’m in dire need ot it!    Send ya a lot of love!

ANON (2): I’d love an NSFW alphabet for Rufus or Reno too? Thanks!!

ANON (3): NSFW alphabet for Reno FF7 please

A/N: Another NSFW alphabet done, hope you enjoy!!

WARNING: NSFW

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

When the two of you finally regain your lost breath, Reno is all for taking the time to settle your heartbeats with a little cuddling. Soft kisses on your shoulders, the nuzzle of his nose in your hair, whispers of romance escaping his lips. He’s the one whispering I love you as the two of you drift off into sleep in the wee hours of the morning.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Reno’s personal favorite body part is his own tongue/mouth. He’s got a silver-tongue that loves to leave wet trails all over your body. Devilish kisses, whispering words in your skin, talking dirty to you as he removes your clothing. Favorite way to start the night off when you both have free time.

But his favorite body part on you has to be the dimples/small of your back. Can easily fit his hands around your waist, fitting his thumbs right in the crevice if he’s facing your back. Perfect size as if you were made just for him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Reno, much like the other Turks, are usually educated in the idea of safe sex. So condoms, pills, self-discipline (mostly) are engraved in their minds. So he’ll cum right in the condom without a second to think about it. But if he happens to not be wearing one, Reno may or may not become a future father. He has little self-control right before he climaxes, so he’ll fill you up with a thick, white pool of cum right inside if the two of you haven’t taken any precautions.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Reno relishes in the taste of you. As I previously said, his tongue is his weapon, so when he’s performing the act of torturous oral on your clit, the sweet taste you give off, he’s a big fan of it. He always knows when you eat something sweet earlier in the day.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Reno has had a few mind-blowing experiences. Most of it hold no feeling, just a way to relieve stress and have fun when he’s off of work. So when he’s in a relationship, sometimes you have to remind him to take things slow, make things more passionate for the two of you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

(No visual) His favorite position is having one of your legs propped above his shoulder (if you’re flexible enough to pull it off). Knowing your leg is right next to his head, where he can lick your calf as he inserts himself into you, maybe even give a little nip of his teeth right upon your skin.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Reno is a goofy guy outside the bedroom. Always brightening up the mood, especially with stoic partner Rude. So his personality doesn’t change in more intimate moments. He’ll chuckle with you in the most awkward of moments. If something isn’t as smooth as he’d like, such as a pick up line or a kiss, he’ll apologize with a laugh, cheeks as red as his hair. He tries to be suave, but sometimes it doesn’t work in his favor. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpets do indeed match the drapes. He’s not much for upkeep either. It’s trimmed, but in no way groomed as some would think. It’s a waste of time in his personal opinion.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Reno lets his emotions run the show when he’s pushed over the edge. He wants you to feel as good as him. Equally enjoying the pleasure as you ride him, or licks your inner thigh with that silver tongue of his. Yet, he tries to be romantic when the time comes. It’s not always one his mind, but he sometimes brings in the soft glow of candles or the petals of roses lining your bed. Cliche, but he tends to find those cheesy moments the best in the relationship.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Like most men, Reno can’t resist the urge to let himself go once in a while. It’s not all the time, and only when he’s been single or alone for too long does he take the moment to release. If he’s in a relationship he’s getting the fix for his sexual desires from you. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Reno isn’t into kinks. Plain and simple. If you however decide to spice up the bedroom one way or another, he won’t mind. Whether it involves ropes, toys, denial of some form, if you want it, he’ll try to think something up. Perhaps he might even enjoy it if it makes you cum like no other.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He’s up for anywhere if you’re both wanting to dive into the act. Over tables, desks, closets, he’s fine withholding your legs up, pushing you against the walls as he screws you endlessly. Sure the bedroom has the comfort of sheets, but there’s always a little fun while he grinds you in a near-public place.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He’s traditional. He sees you in lingerie, it’s a major turn-on. He likes to dirty talk more than the other men, but when he hears you whispering in his ear about what you want to do to him, he’s immediately interested. The smirk playing on his lips as you tell him how you want to touch him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There isn’t much Reno wouldn’t do. If there’s a thrill, a shot of making the two of you go over the edge in a million different ways, he’s up for the idea. As long as everyone is on the same page and consent is understandable, he’s all ready for you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Reno is the type that follows the rule give and you shall receive. He’s all up for giving you the best type of tongue flicks and fingering as long as you can pay it back. His dick deep in your throat, watching you take his load in one full swallow, if you can, it’s seriously the biggest turn on for him.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Reno tends to be more rough and quick. Using every trick in his book to make you feel good. He believes the fast-paced movements make for more of a pleasurable experience, but he’ll go slow if you ask. It’s not his usual style, but he’ll try to make the whole experience memorable and pleasurable for the two of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s all up for quickies. Quick trips to the restroom? To an unoccupied office? Taking a “lunch” at home together? He’s all ready to take a twenty-minute break fucking you into next week’s timeline.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Reno lives right on the edge most of the time. If there’s a chance Rufus, Rude or Tseng could walk in on the two of you, while he’s fingering you on an empty desk, he’s willing to take the shot. He thinks having others hear you moan is also a big turn on.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Reno’s quick-paced nature can usually end abruptly. But give a few minutes, the second round of dirty talking and kissing, he’ll be all ready to give you round two, perhaps three in a single night. You covered in his cum might be a fantasy of his, but he’ll never share that secret. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

As I said, he’s interested in nearly everything if the two of you are on board. If you so wanted to try a vibrator on yourself, or perhaps, even use it on him, he’ll love to see what you can do with it. How much can you quiver, how much can he tremble? He might even go as far as making a game of it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s not much for a tease, but he’ll go slow until the two of you are right on the edge. He read once edging makes a much fuller orgasm, and ever since, he’s been a huge fan.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Reno is loud. The type that would dirty talk before, during, and especially near the end. He’ll ask you to cum for him while he’s fingering you, whisper the most vulgar things in your ear as he’s on the brink. He’s usually a bit quiet right at the start, but when both your bodies are feeling all the nerves running wild, his voice would be ever so present.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Reno is open to nearly all things in the bedroom. He’s a bit of a wild card himself, so if you bring up a bedroom game or a roleplay idea, he might be up for it. Want to bring in cute and sexy costumes, he’s ready for it. Toys? Hell yeah. Tying you up if you asked? He might get confused on the rope work, but he’ll do his best and try to make you cum like you’ve never cummed before.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) 

Reno is proudly sporting a six-inch penis, erected a good six and a half. It’s not enough to bruise your cervix, which is a plus, but nicely curved and thick enough to stretch your walls in just the right way.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High. Reno is always up for sex if you ask. He’s not a sex addict, but his high-upbeat nature is always ready for the next move to release his pent up frustration or energy. Sex just happens to be one of the better ways to release it and no better way to spend a Saturday afternoon than spending a little quality time with you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Reno slips into unconsciousness pretty quick. Once that energy has been wiped out, he finds himself slipping into sleep much faster than usual. But he’ll always find a way to touch you as you fall asleep. Thumb on your cheek, his fingers gently grasping your wrist, perhaps his whole arm wrapped around your waist, either way, a light smile will form on his face as the two of you drift away.