#and NO

[kari-go]

the height difference,,,

[polaritydisturbed]

My biggest flex as a Doctor Who fan is when I was a preteen—back during the Eleventh Doctor’s era—I wrote a fanfiction about a future female Doctor.

But because I didn’t think they’d actually make the next Doctor a woman, I set my story in the far future and made her the 13th Doctor.

I take this to mean I am precognizant.

[tau1tvec]

World’s on fire, dictators running amock, inflation at record highs, and here’s my hourly wage ass fighting bots for a fucking Labubu.

[phineasnigellusblack]

*YOU* have a PET NIFFLER???

AWWWWW

sjelwohsoowiwasywhs

awwwww

how cute

*sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose*

Correction.

My wife’s pet Niffler which she has so kindly inflicted upon me.

[finch-like-the-bird]

"I asked chatgpt" oh did you?? Did you say pretty please with a cherry on top?? Bitch. You slapped it and said make me a sandwich and didn't even bother to check if what you were receiving was edible before shoving it into your braindead ungrateful food hole. Fucking hell

[blogger360ncislarules]

My recent new hairstyle. (and I figured it was time to add a face to the mystery of who I look like).

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Hey anti

https://www.tumblr.com/discourse-slenderman/783473058411413504/straight-up-picks-them-up-and-kiss-kiss-kiss

Your lizord is being bombarded with kisses by someone that’s not you

...........

[dimestoretajic]

exclusive: rare footage of the player who plays removal.dec with no wincon

[oautie]

kill cruz

y'know, when you make an ask and I respond to it, everyone can see it

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

I know people probably make Asriel into a perfect brother on Deltarune but as someone that has 7 younger siblings I can guarantee you he has hit Kris at least once and they've physically fought more than once over the dumbest thing possible

[skeletons-eat]

Had cold potatoes and milk for dinner yesterday at 2am and the GC don't know how to feel about it. I

[bisexual-horror-fan]

"Oh, man it sure would be cool to get some actual asks!" - I say deleting the literal fifth scam ask I've received just today.

[hyperfixationsgoweeeee]

Boo fucking hoo, I don't believe this shit for a second. So listen here if you wanna do this shit, I will block your stupid account if you do this to me, I will not give you shit nor acknowledge you exist because you are taking a fucking genocide and using it for money. I don't care how "real" your sob story is, someone who truly needs help wouldn't need to be a pussy and be anonymous AND ask random tumblr users for it.

Also psa, if you get stuff like this in your inbox, block the accounts these are very likely scams

Fuck anyone trying to use a fucking genocide for money.

[theblindhakune]

Slowly perfecting my craft of home cooking, one dish and one change at a time

[magister-cyran]

Mr. Cyran, help me resolve the conflict. My friend says that tea is tasteless water - just grass poured with boiling water, the taste of which is impossible to feel without sugar. I said that he is a plebeian and does not know how to brew tea correctly. Of course, he prefers coffee, but I doubt that he is able to feel the difference between Arabica and Robusta, not to mention more expensive varieties.

I do not exactly see where the conflict lies? The situation seems rather clear. Based on your own, naturally to be assumed truthful description, it is evident that your friend lacks both taste and appreciation for the multitude of benefits tea has.

Perhaps you can remind him that sugar can serve as an enhancer of natural flavors when used sparingly and in combination with other spices. Unfortunately when used as a sweetener, which it usually is, then the natural taste is overpowered and ruined. For both beverages, tea and coffee, I recommend the omittance of sweeteners.

The world of tea is grander than mere black and green variants. Herbal infusions come in great variety, from naturally sweet to bitter, tangy and sour. Perhaps you should observe your friend's tastes a little bit longer and prepare a special blend for him?

[dinnertea]

Currently working on a repetitive data entry task I’ve been procrastinating and I think I understand how Gevanni must have felt when he had to replicate the death note with microscopic levels of precision in just one night. I’ve been doing this for 3 hours already and I’m barely halfway done