#and all yhe other besties

[molliemoo3]

Tonio!!!!! We gotta keep the p1 bestie

[harvestmoth]

sorry for making the same joke again

[libraryofloveletters]

Match Made In Heaven

pairing: kylian mbappe x reader

summary: secrets unravel when you’re caught together in spain.  

author’s note: okay Pitbull has bangers, I don’t wanna hear it from y’all. also she threaten to beat me up so @kylianswag here you go bestie <3

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) 

written in the photos series masterlist

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youruser: 🤫

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queen_yn: CAPTION???? HELLO?? HELP ?? 

neymarjr: linda hermana ❤️

↪️youruser: gracias hermano🥰

user11: ^how do these two know each other 😭

km7: does this mean what I think it means?? 

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k.mbappe: ☀️

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user7: 😍😍😍

youruser: photo creds??? 

↪️k.mbappe: ^📸

ynxkm: OMG ???? ^^!!!!!!!

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youruser: happy anniversary to my favourite couple 🥰 thanks for playing matchmaker 🤭

location: seville // tagged: sergioramos, pilarrubio

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user4: MATCH MAKER??? 

pilarrubio: te amo! 🩷

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yn_mylove: IS THAT KYLIAN IN YHE LAST PIC???

sergioramos: feliz de ayudar hermana😉gracias a los dos por venir ❤️ (happy to help sister 😉 thank you both for coming ❤️)

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[thiefking]

i need to draw/speak more of my narutos. "my narutos" meaning specifically the versions of every character that exist in my head, of course. i wanna draw hinata and gaara (besties of all time) especially. because other than the fact that they have the most fully realized design changes in my head, they are perhaps the defining aspect of My narutos, as opposed to everyone else's. their friendship to me is like "ok i'm going out...! (wearing some extremely Please Don't Look At Me outfit)" "not dressed like that you're not." "better? (she is now gothed the fuck out with an invader zim handbag)" "yas bitch slay." this is how they work. to me

i want to draw Literally Exactly That what i just described there as a meme but i do also kind of want to write or draw sometjing more substantial because i am The Hinata And Gaara Understander. as individual characters and as a pair of besties. amd i need to explain to others why it makes perfect sense because i just Know that i am one of extremely few to look at these two, of all characters, and deduce that the character arc hinata SHOULD have had is one that would be so obvious to gaara & something he would encourage. or maybe the only one, but the fandom is/was so big that it feels statistically unlikely... if we're talking CURRENT fandom i may actually be uniquely insane about this. i don't know for sure i haven't really interacted with the fandom i've been fucking around in my own skull this whole time that's how i even arrived at "hinagaara bffs" in the first place

but like... listen. hinata's thing is basically (in an inconsistent, half-baked, and never fully realized form): "i can change to improve myself and finally meet everyone else's standards and prove them wrong...!" as she is trying to emulate naruto. ... "prove them wrong", but she is not subverting anything if she meets an expectation that was explicitly set. hinata is not naruto. naruto's expectations were that he is worthless and nothing and not worth having any expectations for in the first place, and basically all of konoha thought this way. if naruto accomplishes basically anything at all he proves someone wrong, even if just a little. hinata had expectations set on her, specifically by her family, that she is not meeting. even though what hinata WANTS to do is prove them wrong, what she is fundamentally DOING is trying to please them by doing exactly what they want her to do. yes, when they think she won't even meet their lowest expectation and she does meet it, she is TECHNICALLY proving them wrong... but she isn't really achieving meaningful personal growth by doing this, is she? all she has done is meet their standards and essentially fall into their evil ghoul trap and accept EVEN MORE PRESSURE as a "reward" because now that she finally met this one single goal, they can move the goalpost. she will only ever be the failure who occasionally surprises them, she will always be lagging behind the others, and every single time she fails she gets sent back to square 1 in their eyes. meeting all their expectations or even surpassing them entirely is always going to feel hollow and fragile, because in the back of her mind, if she slips even once she has to do it all over again. she deserves better than constant paranoia

gaara (and pretty specifically gaara) can rightfully point out the problem with hinata's current mindset because hinata's hardships are way closer to GAARA'S than naruto's, to be honest. it's not lacking a family; it's having a family that doesn't feel like a family, and that family isolating one child and encouraging the others to treat them like shit so that one child never has anyone on their own level when they're at home and they are constantly forced to be aware they lack some ambiguous something that seemingly everyone else has that would make them "worthy" of being loved by their own family

hold on let me put yhe rest under a readmore this post is long as fuck

the hyuugas treat hinata like shit and call her weak, and because her parents gladly and openly call her weak and because she's supposed to be heiress to the clan, her sister and neji (the only family who were close enough in age and rank to not intimidate) were made to hate her, think she is weak, be jealous of and resent her for being heiress despite her weakness, and treat her like shit like the other hyuugas do, thus completely isolating her within her family. and rasa treated gaara like shit and had given up on him LONG before he snapped (let's be fucking real here if gaara had to learn that "love" makes emotional pain feel better at age SIX... and not to mention the entire yashamaru """plan""" was utterly and blatantly fucking NONSENSE on all levels like nice going rasa you just turned your kid almost irreversibly insane... seemingly on purpose...? i can only assume it was on purpose and you just wanted to be a spiteful bitch to the kid who killed your wife because literally what else did you think was going to happen with that but that's a rant for another time.), he tacitly encouraged temari and kankuro to not even bother with gaara and to be afraid of him like everyone else is because RASA was also OBVIOUSLY SCARED and not only that he was constantly literally trying to murder gaara so temari and kankuro also had reason to believe from a very young age that associating with him might make rasa treat THEM like that too, essentially forced gaara to straight up kill his uncle who was the ONLY family member he had who talks to him like he isn't a monster (and inexplicably decided that he should also tell gaara outright that he is not and was never loved by anyone), etc etc etc; gaara was also isolated within his own family and made to be the odd one out, over and over again. naruto knows what it's like not having a family at all, but he never experienced having family— non-metaphorical, blood relation, "entire reason you were born" family— who hates you. naruto knows how it feels to be neglected and feared by an entire village, that's how he relates to gaara. hinata was hated by her own family, the people she depended on for life itself, but she was never hated by the village at large, even if she perceives herself to be. naruto can empathize with this and put himself in her shoes, but like... gaara KNOWS, firsthand, what hinata is experiencing. that is why gaara is fairly uniquely capable of pointing out the problem Very Directly because he would see it way faster than anyone else

naruto could see it too, and he could say all the same things, but he wouldn't do it how gaara would. and i think hinata needs to hear someone speak to her, bluntly and authoritatively, and say "you deserve better than this." because normally whenever she hears someone (her own family) speak to her bluntly in an authoritative tone they're telling her she's weak and pathetic and subpar and needs to improve, and every time she is spoken to like that she believes them and marks that weakness off as something to fix. hearing incredibly matter-of-fact validation and encouragement spoken the exact same way primes her to believe that encouragement, and now her compulsive need to please people who speak to her that way is going to force her, even fleetingly, to take it seriously. especially because gaara would tell her something she is doing wrong, which will feel familiar, but he actually has HER best interests in mind. there is no benefit or advantage for him if she succeeds. he is unaffiliated, not even from konoha, he gains nothing from it. gaara doesn't tell her to try harder nor to give up and accept mediocrity. gaara tells her it's okay to give up and try something else, and sometimes it's the people around you who are the ones who need to change, not you.

gaara looks at "i will change myself to prove myself to others", and he says instead: "you need to stop caring what other people think about you and stop morphing yourself to their perception. just because YOU aren't doing that in a 'if you all want to call me a monster then fine, i'll be a monster' kind of way, like i did, that doesn't mean that isn't still an unhealthy way to think. you should figure out who YOU are and live as who YOU are, unapologetically, until they get the point that they can either accept you as you are and realize they were wrong, or they can fuck off. this is a situation where it is Not Your Fucking Problem that other people are disappointed with you especially because of how hard you've already been working to try and meet their arbitrary standards. this isn't about talent or hard work. this is about whether you even Want to be doing what everyone else wants you to do. and it is difficult and terrifying and lonely to be the only person who knows who you really are. it is hard work to figure it out and it is hard work to convince others, and at times it will feel hopeless. so i won't let you be the alone. i won't let you have to try and fail all alone, like i did. i will be your first victory, i will give you listening ears, i will be your silent dressing room mirror while you try on different hats before you figure out which one fits, i will be here and i will not judge you or decide on your behalf who you are, and i will be your family if no one else will. literally. if they cast you out you can come home to me. temari and kankuro have already accepted me as i am, i'm sure they'll accept you as you are too"

and then with time and gentle coaxing hinata decides to stop trying to be what her family wanted her to be and starts being a goth weirdgirl and pursues her interests in mycology and psychology and entomology and starts fucking THRIVING

i could go on forever. i should stop now or i never will. some of the parallels between them or the reasons that gaara would specifically want to support her in the specific ways i envision came about entirely from headcanon (coughs. even more headcanon than... the rest of this... coughs) and i FORGET that it's headcanon. for example "gaara created his good reputation in sunagakure through brute force good deeds. like people were so scared of him that they wouldn't let him CASUALLY prove that he was trying to be better, so he basically had to scare them even more just to prove that he was no longer scary. things like using his sand to hold people in place... so that he can physically put money into their hands and say 'this is yours and you will take it and use it to pay rent and buy your child that toy he wants. i do not want anytjing in return and i will be leaving you alone now.' because otherwise people would run away before he even gets the chance to be nice. literally just has to hold them still and pointedly do something nice for them and then let them go without hurting them while they tremble in misplaced terror like he;s a wildlife vet wrangling an injured seagull". this is part of why he would say "be unapologetically you and they can accept that and realize they were wrong about you to begin with, or they can fuck off". NONE OF THAT is explicitly canon... but there is so much & it makes perfect sense to me. aauuugaghh hinata my hinata my hinagaara besties my hinata. i could go on and on and on and on. goddammit I WILL GIVE HER THE CHARACTER ARC SHE NEEDS & DESERVES... GIVE HER TO ME KISHIMOTO.... WHAT IF THE FACT THAT HINATA HAS 3 PERSONALITY TRAITS IN CANON ACTUALLY MEANT SOMETHING AND WASN'T JUST BECAUSE YOU, MASASHI KISHIMOTO, SELF-ADMITTEDLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE WOMEN? WOULDN'T THAT BE SO MUCH LESS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU? I CAN MAKE IT REAL! I CAN MAKE IT MEANINGFUL!!!! I CAN MAKE IT ABOUT REPRESSION!!!! I CAN MAKE IT ABOUT WORKING HARD TO BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE, AND SAYING "SCREW YOU" TO PEOPLE WHO TRY AND DECIDE WHO YOU ARE ON YOUR BEHALF, AND THE REJECTION OF THE STATUS QUO, AND EMBRACING THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU DIFFERENT AND MAKING USE WHAT UNIQUE STRENGTHS YOU HAVE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MATCH WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, AND HOW HUMAN LIVES ARE INHERENTLY VALUABLE EVEN IF EVERYONE AROUND YOU SAYS YOURS IS WORTH NOTHING!!! JUST LIKE WHAT NARUTO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! I CAN EVEN SPICE IT UP A BIT AND USE MY MAGICAL WOMAN-UNDERSTANDING POWERS TO MAKE IT ABOUT HOW WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY JUST REGULAR PEOPLE WHO ARE AS VARIED AS MEN AND HOW THE SOCIETAL CONCEPTS OF WOMANHOOD AND PROPER WOMANLY BEHAVIOUR ARE RESTRICTIVE AND OPPRESSIVE, AND THE MANY WAYS THAT SOCIETY WILL FORCE TOTAL CONFORMITY AND PUNISH EVERYONE WHO STEPS OUTSIDE OF THAT FRAME (AND EVEN THOSE WHO REMAIN WITHIN)!!! I CAN MAKE IT ABOUT COMPULSORY HETEROSEXUALITY!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF GIRLS MR KISHIMOTO WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER IF I ALSO MAKE IT ABOUT NEJI WATCHING HINATA COMPLETELY REJECT HER CAGE AND DISCOVER HERSELF AND HOW HE FEELS ABOUT IT AND MAYBE JUST COVER YOUR EARS WHEN I START TALKING ABOUT EGGS!!!!!! MR KISHIMOTOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEASE

[shoebillstork]

Ghost type specialist Akari based n I'm wondering if you have other Akari hcs :0 ?

Ohhhhhi have so many okay

so i really like the headcanon that shes dawn from gen 4 just older

I feel like when she frist arrived she had braces but she got reis help to break them off after a pokemon suckerpunched her in the mouth and she has a scar from that

One of the pokemon shes closest to is Zoroark, but it was a really rocky relationship at first. The forn that yhe zoroark first took to lure her in was her as dawn but akari couldnt recognize herself, only that she knew she really didnt like the zoroark doing that

I feel like she and volo had gotten like actually really close while searching for the plates, and akari has a soft spot for anyone woth a passion to ramble in general

I feel like she would recognize that shed seen giratina before, and would feel a sense of betrayal from them, but she ultimately understands both giratina and volo and hopes that volo will talk with her again and reconcile like how giratina did

Also giratina is akaris bestie in the future

Akari loved spending time eith laventon and cyllene in their offices, and when she gets overwhelmed with everything going on she hides in there

I feel like Akari didn't really trust or forgive Kamado until after the Volo incident, and only then starts broaching casual (but it kinda ends up being deep) conversation with him. She doesn't really respect him as a commander at all nor follows any hierarchy system set in place for jubilife (or hisui in general) but after a while kamado becomes sort of a comforting prescence

Oh yeah also i think akaris also an amnesiac for sure

Once she gets back to the future and news of return spreads she immedistely gets scouted by looker

Initially she refuses because she wants to reacquaint herself with everyone but soon enough she misses being in the survey corps and reaches back out to him

Shes. Different when she returns so a lot of people are put off by it

Ingo and her keep in contact and they become quite close after their return and vent to each other

She very easily could become the champion again with strong and swift style and just her pokemon in her general but battling like that had lost the appeal to her. She kinda misses being backed into the corner for her fights

[lunadademon14]

Mairin is kinda sad to me

Like, imagine just starting your journey with your new bestie who loves you unconditionally, coming across the edgiest guy in the region

but its cool, cause he's your new older brother now, he teaches you how to throw a pokeball, and how to catch pokemon. Hes aloof, and awkward, but he's chill

Then you both meet whats essentially a celebrity, brother gets scolded by his weird ginger boss, then next thing you know you're investigating ruins, then almost die by a fuckin dragon

And then the adults plus your brother are like "sick, we need to investigate where that monolith went" even though your brother almost died last time trying to make sure you're not killed??? Hell, yhe bastard is like "stay out of the way", even though they will all clrarly be hurt

Like, imagine being a little kid, knowing that the older people around you are being hurt, and are willingly letting other people get hurt, just for the sake of stopping a fire or something

You can see that pain, something is wrong here and its hurting everyone involved

no wonder mairin tried to stop alain, cause he took care of her and showed her kindness, they were gonna go on adventures together, like how you'd want someone to play a board game with you, but they don't and then they lash out at you and you don't know why, you can't describe the pain, but it hurts, you can't understand if its your existence or not

And then after the whole almost dying via kryoger and groudon, you have to see your brother willingly go doen to a battle feild, and then get blown up just to save his dragon

And like, after that too, when you see him again, he lashes out at you again, just because you want to still hang out, then you find out your bestie who loves you unconditionally wound up in a fuckin coma

In cannon, mairin waited so long for her chespie to wake up, and after all those times alain lashed out at her, she probably thought she'd be better off alone. I wonder how she passed that time. Did anyone pass the time with her? I doubt team flare grunts would give her meaningful time of dayif they didhave hope for the future

[confessions-official]

Barely a confession but I unintentionally made 2 ocs tragically lesbian

Basically they both appeared in the same world from different times (same earth tho, different years), got close, and took care of each other until fuck all happened (haven't developed that) and.one of them got affected by severe memory loss (as well as neuro issues based on myself) and kinda slowly yhe memory lossed one forgot their "bestie" entirely

Anyways reason this is a confession is bc uh idk if I can even PUT THIS IN MY CAMPAIGN bc of REASONS

sOBS

 

[tobeskinny-wemightdietrying]

BPD Vent!

tw: ed, bpd hell, suicidal ideation, sa, religious questioning, and addiction

bpd is out of control i tried to turn to god cause i wanted to k^ll myself and yk where that led me? to drugs but not the regular weed or prescribed to me, god gave me benzos, opioid’s and aderall. every now and then i’ll pop a 30 (thank you to my r^^ist/ cheater/ all around abuser who introduced me. i had a few really bad days and gave in to xanax because a friend mentioned she has a friend who can get them. i didn’t realize just he addictive thru can be i went through 28 in almost 5 days and i’m fighting everything to not take the last 2 to save for actual panic attacks. then i was offered addy and never did it before so i said fuck it 30mg? easy not knowing that it would last 12+ hours and it was just fun and i had an amazing time at work. also no one told me it gives u molly jaw???? i had no appetite but i found cough drops in my bag and started just playing with it in my mouth. i was watching my bsf (also coworker) and her jaw was moving crazy so we go to the bathroom and start bust out laughing cause we looked so fucking high she couldn’t smile(it was all crooked) and i couldn’t stop grinding my teeth😭 i can’t ever sleep so much so that my mom been feeding me 25mg amtryplin every night like candy and making me take it in front of her to go to bed which doesn’t fully put me to sleep i’ve been taking 3mg xanax and one of yhe 25mg followed by a joint or two. i only leave the house to go to work, besties house, or when my man(who’s not my man but is my man cause even tho we never dated we been fucking fucking raw for 5 years straight and have acknowledged we do truly care for each other we just don’t think a relationship will work in the long run i really do wanna be with him i just don’t want us to try and it back fire like a bomb and us never speak again i’m scared of being young and dumb and my stupid fucking bpd brain ) we’re both not in a good mindset i turned away from alcohol and went to real and he turned from drugs to alcohol and it’s very much giving if we try while both hurting well only hurt each other and if i hurt him it’ll hurt me. i think i’m in love with him but i’m not sure there’s a mutual trust with him about everything anyways gave to be up

in 3 hours hopefully i can fucking sleep. also tho why the fuck do i have a mandatory (or accept termination) 9am meeting on sunday when it is my only day off???????? i miss my bestie, my drugs, and my man.

[percabeth4life]

Do you think Annabeth and Hermione would get along, and I agree with your characterization of Hermione so can you please answer this with that version?

I think... Like- I do like Hermione *I do*, but I'm very aware of her flaws. Despite them I think she's a delightful character that really just needs a small poke to realize that her ways are not the "right" ways.

Annabeth is prideful, but we've never seen her in a school setting. She's smart, clever, and a strategist. She's good at learning and remembering and applying it. She, unlike Hermione, does not go strictly book style either. Annabeth is well aware of author bias in a way Hermione didn't showcase.

All this to say is that they would either get along like a house on fire or they would set something on fire in their hatred of each other.

It could easily go either way, just depending on how Hermione reacted to Annabeth being so smart (and Hermione was not only upset that Harry's book had info in it, the issue was him being better because she had been the best in that class previously). Annabeth is *good* at things she cares about, so she would probably excel in several classes and do alright in others, but it would be a fierce competition.

Whether it's a *friendly* competition or bitter rivals to death depends on how they meet and how they handle the first issue that crops up.

[uk07]

I want, to talk more to people

[aquablues-archive]

mmmmmirae n p1h n tribe !!!

hehe hi loml <3 mirae answered here !!

piwon <3

my first bias : jiung .. he got me w his pie chart hair during siren era

my current bias(es) : my bf intak 🤭🤭 i always liked him but he didnt get me until he posted that pic from my icon like . icon . legend . insta baddie . DJSKGN

my album and/or era ranking (or fav of each) : i cant even do a ranking i genuinely like everything they put out like i cannot pick

how i got into them : ive been a jongseob fan since he was on ygtb !! he is my little bestie my genius son i was so excited to see he was debuting

which member would be my best friend : mm shota .. we r the same age and he is a little strange i think he wld he fun as a bestie

something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member : i associate keeho w those little fruit babies like the naked baby figures w fruit hats yk his damien (?) doll

tri. be <3

my first bias : hyunbin + jinha !! i thoight hyunbin was the coolest girl ever and jinha has fhe prettiest voice

my current bias(es) : jia + jinha <3 jia is so so cute i love her so much

my album and/or era ranking (or fav of each) : album ranking is hmm da loca > veni vidi vici > conmigo > leviosa !! leviosa last bc i hav mot listened to yhe other song lolz

how i got into them : doom doom ta came out and i watched their live stage and their energy is crazy they r performers !! they perform !!

which member would be my best friend : kelly !!! she so funny i 💗 her but all of them r v fun so i think i cld be friends w any of them

something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member : live dance practices !! ik mcnd also does this but bc im more into tri be i associate it w them .. they r so amazing i watch them all the time

send me a group !!

[hello-yue-here]

i would like to hear about your play

THANK YOU!

okay so i decided to write an adaptation of the myth of orion and artemis in which they are besties and artemis is aroace and orion is a gay man. BUT GUESS WHAT FUCKERS. IT TAKES PLACE IN THE WILD WEST. THATS RIGHT ARTEMIS IS A BOUNTY HUNTER BABY AND SO IS ORION.

to preface, the myth goes like this:

artemis is the greatest hunter ever. orion is the most sought after man in greece. shes a virgin goddess who has never and will never love anyone romantically and she is perfectly happy that way. orion is a gay man. they meet on a hunt and artemis is glad to have someone worthy to hunt with her because orion is great at it and she likes that he has never tried to make a move on her and they become rlly good friends. he doesnt know shes artemis. she reveals that shes the goddess and orion is MORTIFIED. artemis is like no idc were friends we can stay friends. anyways they hunt and at night they usually fall asleep around a fire anf one night apollo sees them and gets the wrong idea™️. backtrack: apollo and orion lowkey got a thaaang goin on. apollo gets healous, doesnt allow orion to explain, and lies to artemis about one of her priestesses being attacked. he says that the guy is trying to escape the island by swimming away and points out a tiny black speck on the water. artemis hits the speck and kills the man. TRUTH TIME. no one was attacked. apollo sent a scorpion to kill orion and orion swam out to see to escape it and apollo lied to artemis causing her to kill her best friend. she then makes him into a constellation on one sode of the sky and turns the scorpion into one of the other side, as far away in the sky from orion as possible. the end. thats it thats the myth its rlly sad but i think its got so much potential to be a good play so BAM i did it.

the main themes of the show are

-exclusionists have no place in the lgbtq+ community (apollo is a gay man who does not accept artemis being aroace and then he is eventually forced by artemis to leave town)

-romantic love is not the only form of love and is jot the only way for people to achieve happiness. aroace people shouldnt have to feel like theyre life isnt meaningful or complete if they dont have romance. honestly no one should have to feel like the end all be all in life is romance if thats not what brings them true happiness but i think society places too much importance on that. im gonna enphasize in this play that there are many ways to find true happiness!

-aroace people ARE capable of love (heyo familial and platonic love!)

-artemis and orion are the best best friends to ever best friend

when i was given this assignment i used it as a chance to learn more ab aromanticism and asexuality because ive been trying to figure out if i fit into those labels at all (still working on that but im def on the aroace spectrum i believe) and while i was doing research and atuff i found a lot of hate towards aroaces and a lot of it even came from within yhe lgbtq+ community so yk what? im gonna write my play ab how aroaces are a welcome part of thel lgbtq plus community. i also want everyone to he a cowboy.

so yep! thats the play! artemis also runs a safe house in the west for members of the lgbtq+ community anf while apollo does love his sister he does not accept the fact that shes aroace so hes the exculsionist in the lgbtq community and the people of the safehouse (based on artemis priestesses in greek mythology) represent the lgbtq+ community that is for EVERYONE. artemis and apollos relationships is supposed to represent familial love. artemis and orions friendship is platonic love. and apollo and orions relationship is romantic love (until things go south cuz if yk the myth well,,, you know that apollo fucks shit up for orion…)

anyways my professor said she loved it and said she hopes i continue writing this and i was like HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHOS AN EXPERT IN THIS FIELD LIKED MY PLAY so yeah maybe i will continue to write this

obviously im still learning ab exlusionist and aromaticism and asexuality but were all learning !! and this i think this is gonna be a good way to help motivate me to learn even more :D

[octoagentmiles]

Absolute monarch shit i use he/they but I am also thinking about neopronouns ANYWAY professor inkling also has grandpa vibes. He doesnt laugh he GUFFAWS and peso has also def been adopted

Going off yhe all cats are pirates but not all pirates are cats thing, i think it would be SO cool if the age demographic was higher and we got to see more of kwazzi. I saw you talk about how hes not malicious so i think calico jack + the others kwazzi idolised were more robin hood/vigilante type pirates ig yhat makes sense? Octonauts but more illegal or something. That woulf be so funny. The coconut crabs like calico so he couldnt have been BAD also trans calico jack 2021

-Mortum

yesyesyesyes

I guffawed reading that-

Calico Jack is definitely not bad. That's WHY Kwazii idolizes him so much!!!

Most pirates are mean criminals, but Kwazii and Calico Jack are not like other pirates. Calico Jack taught Kwazii that he can be a pirate, AND be kind/helpful to any creatures he meets along the way. I made a whole genuine analysis/theory about this a while back lol. It's in my Top Posts at the top of my blog I think (the one with the Leafy Sea Dragon screenshot).

but yeah the other pirates that Kwazii sometimes talks about? definitely vigilantes. A+ take.

#transcalicojack2021 so true bestie. All calico cats are AFAB or intersex irl 😌✨ (gonna ignore the fact that Calico Jack technically isn't a real calico cat-)

also a lot of real pirates are/were transmasc, just sayin'.

[pathologising]

just wanted to pop in and say thank u for sharing your story of how ur able to leave ur abusive house! im currently stuck living at home and dependant on my abusive mom, but it gives me hope to see other people have made it out. ❤ also good luck in college youre going to do so well i cant wait to see all yhe good work you do!!!!!

I LOVE U I hope u make it out soon bestie I love u 💖

[animalinvestigator]

36 44 15 and 11 :) (: hi you dont actually hsve to do yhe last one im joking.

Wow lu has a lot of questions..thank you bestie. Ive never called you that it feels weird to say that actually Anyone who says that outside of the “so true bestie” joke is scary

36: Where I would like to live 

This changes a lot some days i want to live in a city and other days i want to live in the middle of nowhere.. I guess the best case scenario would be to live in the middle of nowhere, but still within 2 hour driving distance of a city. Somewhere near a zoo also? I only want a very little house also I dont see the appeal of big houses .

44: A random fact about anything 

I m so bad at answering things like this. Did you know that....umm...I dont have anything that you (lucas) do not already know because i TELL YOU ALL MY FUN FACTS !!!!!!!! For the other people: Did you know that hyenas mark their territory by secreting a paste from their butts and it can tell other hyenas things as much as what hyena exactly they are and where they’re from and what they eat? Its nasty but interesting

15: Favorite movie

PARASITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or perfect blue maybe.....i dont watch lots of movies...These ones are really good though. Parasite is one of those kinds of moviesthat changes your view of how movies are. i also like hereditary

11: Best friend? 

My best friend is..........................YOU............that wasnt very funny but i cant bring myself to make a joke thats like No you’re not my best friend my best friend is actually papyrus from undertale.

Thankyu so much you are the best evr.

[aereres]

bestie I’m,,..,,,.,, buckle up because this is.,.,,.. gonna be a trip (DONT worry it is good)

OKAY SO SOME THINGS TO NOTE BEFORE WE BEGIN: crush boy plays in multiple hockey leagues at our rink, and he has also hurt his knee. He also wants to do something nice for our friends who host our game nights on Friday nights

OKAY HERE WE GO so on Friday, he texted me about dinner right and he told me he’d let me know when he got his team for one of the other leagues (we call it c league) so then he’d know what nights he was free for dinner. So yesterday, we went to lunch after our hockey thing in the morning, and he and my friend we went to Dallas with started roasting me about how I think minty toothpaste is spicy (it burns my mouth 😂), which is normal, he loves teasing me and I love it too.

Last night I was chilling waiting for my DoorDash and I got a text from him out of the blue that said “Do you like any kind of Asian food?” I responded and asked “is this about the spicy thing” and he said “no I’m just curious” 🤔 so I said yes I love Asian food I’m actually waiting for my Asian food doordash (I got pad Thai it was delish) and man said “oh excellent good to know for the future” 🤔🤔 I told him I get it mild spicy and he said “you’re picky but you have no structure” and then immediately after, he said “it’s completely random so I have no idea” and not thinking anything of it I said “I wish I had a rhyme or reason to it but I got nothing” (my palate is weird because I have adhd and textures are a big thing anyway) and he read that message and left it. no big deal, that was the end of the conversation.

So today, he was grumpy and stressed at hockey. he has two tests tomorrow (which is why we didn’t have dinner this weekend) and he’s getting an mri in the morning to find out what’s up with his knee injury he has, so he was out pretty fast tonight, cause usually we all stay and hang out. So he grabbed me and our other hockey friend that plays games with us on Fridays and he was like “I wanna do something nice for them” and we talked about it a little bit and then I said I’d look for some cute stuff on Etsy and he went to grab his stuff to he could leave.

So as he was leaving, I said, “hey, don’t forget to text me when you get your c league team” and he said “oh I can’t play in c league for six weeks” and I said “okay but I’m still making you dinner” and THIS MAN SAID “I had actually an idea about that Friday or Saturday” and I was like “oh for our friends?” Because I thought he was still talking about our friends’ gift.

AND HE SAID. “NO, ABOUT DINNER.” HE HAD AN IDEA ABOUT OUR DINNER. So I said “no, crush boy, I’m making you dinner. I’m making you homemade dinner.” AND HE SAID “WE’LL SEE.” AND I SAID “CRUSH BOY IM MAKING YOU DINNER” AND HE SAID “WE’LL SEE” AGAIN. AND THEN HE LEFT SO I WISHED HIM LUCK ON HIS TESTS TOMORROW AND THAT WAS IT.

BESTIE. WHAT RHE FUCK IS THIS. MY SISTER AND ALL HER FRIENDS SAID HE THINKS ITS A DATE TOO AND MY BEST FRIEND SAID IT SOUNDS LIKE HES PLANNING A SURPRISE FOR ME. SO IM LIKE, FREAKING YHE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THATS ALSO WHERE MY BRAIN WENT, THAT HE COULD POSSIBLY LIKE ME BACK AND IF HE DID HOLY FUCK I HONESTLY NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A POSSIBILITY EVEN THOUGH I DREAM OF IT LITERALLT DREAM ABOUT BEING WITH HIM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS??? PLEASE TELL ME HONESTLH IM SO CONFUSED AND PANICKED IN A GOOD WAY LIKE IM FREAKING OUT but I’m also scared to get my hopes up and him not actually be doing anything or like me BUT IM IN CRAZY MODE RIGHT NOW -🐻

DUDE C'MON HE'S DEFINITELY PLANNING SOMETHING AAAAAHHHH

I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU LIKE OMG HE'S DEFINITELY PLANNING SOMETHING

Just chill tho and be calm cuz everything is going to be okay, he looks super into you at this point imo

AAAAHHHH