#and cleaner bathrooms

[justanothertraveller42]

Why is the US (insert derogatory statement here)

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations: Stockholm, Poitiers, and the Austrian Alps [7/?]

[aelitaslittlereminders]

Good Afternoon, Today is a Monday, April 22nd

It's amazing what you can do when you allow yourself just a few accommodations.

~From Lyoko with Love, Aelita

[stellacendia]

I'm definitely only thinking about this cause I'm a custodian but who cleans the Watchtower?? Cause I can't imagine anyone on the Justice League voluntarily cleaning a bathroom except Clark and maybe Diana. In Justice League Unlimited the Watchtower has a support staff of hundreds and presumably there's a team of custodians in that crew somewhere, but what about universes where they don't have support staff?

Do they have a rotating schedule where they divide up duties and take it in turns? How often is this done? How thorough are they? Cause thoroughly cleaning a structure that large would take a lot of time and they're all very busy people living double lives. How is waste collected and removed from the Tower? I'm assuming cleaning supplies and related equipment would be acquired in a similar way to any other equipment they use.

Can you imagine the League having meetings where they're like "okay we have to get better at taking out our trash cause the can in the kitchen is always overflowing" and arguing over whose turn it is to sweep the floors this week? Bruce will ask Alfred for advice on the most efficient way to clean a bathroom and will do it out of necessity but dread when his turn comes up. Clark is the best of all them at completing his duties and he doesn't even cheat using super speed. All of them at some point will put all of the Tower's garbage into one trash bag because they can lift it no matter how heavy it is and then the bag will tear and spill everywhere because the heroes might be very strong but these bags sure aren't. Several of them will forget which cleaner is used for which task and make that task harder for the next person to do it cause the chemical the first person used made the surface much dirtier than it normally would be. Do they assume they have to mop the floors by hand or do they know there are machines that will scrub the floor sooo much faster and also suck up all the water? Do they use a regular broom for sweeping or save themselves a ton of time and use a nice wide dust mop?

I'm going with no carpet cause satellite in space so no vacuuming needed but I do have several Thoughts on how that could go wrong too. The cord not being long enough or getting in the way. Several team members not realizing it's a model that uses bags and that those need to be replaced when they get full. So much hair getting wrapped around the beater bar. Several people not realizing there's a detachable crevice tool to get in smaller spaces. Several people clogging it by sucking up things that are too big. If they have a cordless battery powered model they forget to charge the batteries. All in all it's better to not burden them with a vacuum let's just say all the floors can be swept and mopped.

Now I kinda want a fic where they try doing it all themselves and after a few months they're like "this is not working" and then they decide they need support staff. Online job postings for "Watchtower Custodian Urgently Needed, Some Experience Required." World's weirdest job interview. Having your background check done by fucking Batman

[misforgotten2]

Toilet Brush Bunny™ sold separately.

McCall's - April 1952

[planetsallalign]

I got a steam cleaner and uh holy shit 🤢

[puddleduckdays]

I hate living in student accommodation so much 😭 one day I'm going to live in a nice little house where only nice people are allowed

[robotpussy]

hm i think i might be going to jail lol

[mycotoxin]

If you want women’s restrooms to exist for the reason of safety, I believe that makes advocating for not just gender neutral restrooms, but having the option of a single-stall one (like most neutral restrooms are). If the concern is security, safety, and privacy, a sign with a skirt will not give you that. Restrooms are such a terrible anxiety-inducing place because of the people in there, so why not the single-stalled option?

[gruvu]

I have 2 clones, Cleaner and Mudstomper and they are roomies. Besties. Bros for life. Until Cleaner decides he is gonna snap.

[contac]

[dark-elf-writes]

Writing take two again reminds me that the Taishiro/Shouta vibe pre kids really is just:

Shouta: *hasn’t slept in three days, smells like 13-in-one cleaner that shouldn’t go on his head but definitely did, sucking down jelly pouches and coffee as if lives depend on it (they do)*

Taishiro: I want him carnally.

[justapotato89]

god grant me sweet release from the stupid, stupid world of glorified guessing that is a novice learning chemistry

[shamelesslymkp]

guess who's morning would've been significantly less gross if she had just listened to kate and actually pulled out the drawers in the fridge to make SURE she'd wiped up all the bad milk

go on

guess

[seawitchkaraoke]

I'm finally properly cleaning my bathroom after far far too long and I'm doing great on the sink and the mirror and all that but the cleaner I have is just. Doing nothing to the soap stains and orange fungus(?) in the shower which isn't helped by the shower having ridiculous sliding doors that create nooks and crannies that are really hard to get at with anywhere near enough force to scrub properly

Should just get bleach and throw bleach at everything but also I don't know that I trust my adhd ass with bleach, that shit is intense

[satanfemme]

did my dishes (YAY), cleaned my drains (YAY), a little light headed from the drain cleaner but we're not gonna worry about all that