they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.
Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.
And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"
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mutuals I’m burying your body in the soft cool earth and giving the mound a little pat
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realizing that when ppl say “one piece animation gets good around episode—“ they fail to mention that it also means every girl is given watermelon titties and every trace of skin tone is lightened to the point that PIRATES who spent most their time outside in the SUN look anemic
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