#and frankly no one gives a fcuk!

[hag-lad]

RANKED: MY TOP TEN FAVORITE NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR LOOKS

Us Jr NTR fans are blessed to have quite the chameleon oosaravelli as our fave, because there are so many glorious looks to keep us entertained over his illustrious 30-film career. It was SO GODDAM HARD to choose just ten, but here they are! Gun to my head! His ten finest looks!

10. Krishna's pink shirt in Brindavanam

I remember when these "fcuk" shirts were all the rage, but nobody ever wore it quite like Krishna! He looks sooooo good in pink! What a little hottie. With the earrings too?!!?! Goddam it. Just. Goddam this man.

9. Kusa's mullet for Doschestha

Styling wise, I feel nothing towards this, except maybe a spark of delight to see Tarak in pink yet again. But look, Kusa does not know how to dress, and I love that for him. This look is all about THE HAIR!!!! We never see Tarak with hair this long, but it's so fucking GOOD!!!!!! The little ponytail!!!!!!!! How could one not fall in love?!

8. Simhadri's fishnet vest for Chinnadamme Cheekulu

Oh go OFF, King!!!!!!!! Look at the sheer, unfiltered ATTITUDE he's serving! Absolutely no one on Earth looks good in light-dark wash jeans (the true blight of the 2000's) but this son of a bitch pulls it off!!!! How does he do it?!

7. Munna's saffron headband in Andhrawala

Okay, so conceptually, this is the same thing as Simhadri (headband, open shirt, slutty vest, jeans) but I prefer these colors! I also prefer Munna's facial hair; it's a little more grown out, and I love Tarak most when he is FURRY. And FAT! I think Munna's got a couple pounds on Simhadri? Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't care. I love them both so much.

6. Jai's Swing Zara ensemble in Jai Lava Kusa

God, Jai is such a fucking peacock, isn't he? A total queen, the last of the old school gays. I have so much respect for his drip. Jai would never, ever, in a million years, let mortal eyes witness him looking anything less than spectacular. His beard is groomed, his hair is moussed, every stitch of clothing on his body is tailored and professionally pressed, and you know what? I think that goes for his underwear too. Or idk, maybe he's freeballin' it. He can do whatever he wants, quite frankly.

5. Tarak's Academy Awards ensemble

Who on earth would dare deny how positively GORGEOUS Tarak looked on this night!? Head to toe, so exquisite, so dashing. The bejeweled tiger! The rich black velvet! The eye makeup! The natural hair! Everything to love.

4. Tony's baby face in Oosaravelli

I want to just grab his widdol cheeks and squish them!!! He looks like an angel! A cherub!!!! This is so obviously the cutest Tarak has ever looked, but he's still so fucking sexy and alluring??!?! HOW DOES HE DO IT???!!?!! I also love that liiiiiitle bit of edge he's giving with the earrings and the neck tattoo... even if it is just his own name, lmfao.

3. Ramakrishna's tank top in Rakhee

Look at this fucking BEAR!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kids. Ramakrishna is fluffy and hot and sweaty and I bet he smells salty and I want to HUFF him so fucking bad. The lil beads of sweat take me out, god I love how raw and sexy and manly he is. Absolute HUNK, I fucking cannot say it any other way. This is a gay pornstar. I beat my meat.

2. Young Yama in Yamadonga

Oh COME ONNNN!!!! THIS is how His Majesty Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao Jr. was meant to walk the earth: Clad in gold, dripping with jewels, eyeliner on fleek (or, as my mother would say, "on flique") just taking up ALL THE SPACE and commanding ALL THE ATTENTION. He wears regality so very well, so naturally, I become a bootlicking monarchist just looking at him!!! Drag me to hell, Young Yama!!!

1. Komuram Bheem's langoti in RRR.

Hey, you knew Bheema had to be number one!!!! I've never seen a human being look hotter than this, this is just PEAK. The body hair!!!! The nosering!!!!! The muscles!!!!!! He is fucking CUT, Tarak had to work so goddam hard for so long to look like this, I genuinely hope he never does anything like this again, but MY GOD the art is worth it. Shoutout to Rajamouli for not whitewashing him so we could behold the beauty and majesty of his real skin color!!!!! With his natural hair too!!?!?!? SEXIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED, case closed, no argument, go home, we're done. Bheem is hot. Ram's a lucky man.

[duskterrace]

🌿 + 🥀

✉️ : LETTER TO SANTA ( decided to do them tgt )

Buzz,

This one might be a bit difficult. I feel like we talk about almost everything, so searching deep down to find something I haven’t yet vocalized is kinda hard.  I’ll give it my best shot, but … sorry if it gets a little rambly at some point. You're a breath of fresh air. You’re a blessing I never knew I was searching for. You've helped me through countless issues– though, let’s be real, you’ve also been the cause of most of those issues. But without that added dose of chaos in my life, I'm not sure I would've made it as far as I have. I won’t go and be dramatic or anything but, the day you were assigned as my roommate is one I look back on fondly, because it's the day that I met that… one really awkward guy who swore my computer was talking to him ( aka you, if you didn’t get it ) . I think for one, I've never gotten a chance to say this to you face to face but …thank you. Genuinely. For consoling me at night when you notice I'm stressed or on rare occasions, if I'm imbalanced and am probably scaring you while switching back and forth because of a sudden panic attack. Thank you for also making me laugh. Albeit, most of that laughter comes at your expense because you're so bad at skateboarding and always choose to do it inside the dorm room, but it really helps me destress most days. I normally keep away from people because I never know who i can befriend since a few people in the past have had nefarious intentions after figuring out what my power entails but you’ve always been overly respectful of boundaries, even of ones I wasn't aware I had. And that makes you so special. You’ve earned my trust and let me tell you…that's…pretty rare. To sum it up…I hate to admit it but  those nights where you’re overwhelmed by technology are quickly becoming my favorite over the past few months. Because, frankly, I enjoy the idea of turning off all of our technology for one night and just doing whatever chaotic list of shenanigans comes to our minds, just because we can. It’s the one day in a week where i can let loose and not feel like i'll be judged switching 10-20 times during out conversations based off of emotions or…thoughts. Also…?  Racing up to the roof to just sit in a childish blanket fort and stare at stars that would otherwise elude us, is a plus. I never knew I was lonely in that dorm room, until you moved in. Now I find myself waiting for you to come back from classes just to have someone to ignore me for the better part of the day. Not sure why… but silence is so much better when you have someone to be silent with. Okay sappy shit aside. You're pretty cool. Thanks for being my roommate, blah blah. I’m writing this letter by hand to give your brain a bit of a tech break, so you're welcome. Read it too much or get too happy about it and i'm burning it. Ps. thanks for trying to figure out how to charge my phone, i hope you figure it out soon bc i broke my charger...again.

Sincerely, Jinsol. 

🥀 : 3AM DRUNK TEXT ( ✉️ )   SMS    →   BUZZ  

delivered / 03:10 am ✓ › i mayu or may not be be drunk but..serious quest chin (?)

delivered / 03:19 am ✓ › queschion › queschien › [voice note] hey siri spell question oh thats not- › [speech to text] hey siri spell question › [speech to text] spell question › [speech to text] quest in › [speech to text] no spell question › ayeeee it didit › wait fcuk wat was my questchin againn?

[thepavementsings-archive]

Im going to watch the whole race this afternoon so I am fully caught up on ll the dramaaaa, but so many people failed Charles yesterday. It’s crazy to me that you can have a generational talent, who YOU TOUT as ‘Il Predestinato’, and not do the job for him. He has driven nearly flawlessly this season and deserves better. 

[wemakeitupaswego]

It ain’t tea you’re drinking. Bless your heart. It’s Kool Aid

Or...you don’t even believe cockles is real. I mean, how could you? It’s ridiculous. It’s sad. Jensen and Misha lovers? Jensen can do way better than a wormy-lipped, no-talent charity scammer. Jensen said recently that he’s barely talked to Misha in the past year. And why would he? They’re work friends. Wake up and smell the coffee.

OR you’re just an attention whore. Yep, that’s it. That’s why you dump your trash in the J2 tag. You know you aren’t “educating” anyone. You’re a bully.

I’m done feeding the attention whore. Bye-bye.

Wohh.. Hold the tap there Anon 😎 Buy me a drink first.

I mean I didn't go around lurking anywhere near J_2 tag because you know.. Not my area but anyone who needs to feed in that party please do so. Not my problem!

That wormy lipped charity scammer you kept talking about has the most blessed heart in the whole world and a ridiculously beautiful personality that made your golden boy fell for it head first. And is still swimming in him as we speak.

I am not gonna call names and fall into the same pit as you are. When you're the one coming over here droppin deuce in my parade.

Remember anon Jensen has so much love to give that he is able to love Jared as his best brother and Mish and Dee as his beloved ones. There doesn't need to be a competition. Just peace and love. And frankly.. Jensen doesn't give two fcuks about the tea, coffee and aid you keep spilling in his name. He is busy hulking as Misha mentioned.

Yeah sure Jan. They haven't catched up. That's why Misha knew when Jensen's shooting was gonna end. Okay babe!

I am not educating anyone anon, Whatever gave you that idea. I am just here simply perceiving.

I don't normally do this so.. don't keep this as a habit.

No peace for you I see. So you know... Stay mad!

While I enjoy this beauty drooling all over my boy 😎

[radramblog]

Time Fcuk

I recently gave one of Edmund Mcmillen’s newest games, The End Is Nigh, a shot. If you’ve played any of his previous work- The Binding of Isaac, Super Meat Boy, etc.- you’ll have an idea of the style and tone it’s going for, and while I’m not deep into it at all yet the game is a pretty good time. I am not especially good at platformers, but the setting and humour so far have me hooked.

It reminded me a lot of one of the bloke’s earlier works, possibly my favourite of his games bar TBOI- Time Fcuk.

Time Fcuk is a puzzle platformer, released on Newgrounds back in 2009. It’s pretty weird. If the oppressive bleakness into patent absurdity of the introduction doesn’t give that away, the absolute scrawl on the title screen will.

(goddamnit the reinstall killed my save file)

The gameplay of Time Fcuk isn’t particularly unique as far as puzzle platformers go. Each level is a 2-dimensional room, which can be manipulated by the player by switching between layers of reality- each with its own geometry and monochrome background. Later levels add in elements that invert gravity and flip the geometry of the current layer- some of the last few levels, as well as those in the Basement Collection exclusive chapter 2, are particularly devilish.

Where Time Fcuk truly shines is in aesthetic. The game’s protagonist, basic as their design is, conveys a lott of emotion through their little animations, and the monochromatic world helps with the bleak atmosphere as well as making different layers easier to distinguish. The way the plot, as it were, is communicated is excellent, the little comments by the protagonist’s past and future selves a combination of hilarious, eerie, and terrifying. These comments change the further you progress through the game- you see more future selves in the early levels, and past selves later on.

The music, too, slowly builds as you progress- when a certain someone reveals themselves, the simple piano line develops into a haunting melody of harmonicas and television static and chatter. Static is a theme of the game- the loading screen clearly inspired by channel test screens, the effects for switching layers an old analogue channel change. The theme for chapter 2 is no slouch either- High Pressure Will Build Over The Waters is a sorrowful lament reflective of the depression the game revels in.

I refuse to spoil the ending(s), but frankly, I’m not sure if I possibly could ruin it even if I did say what happened. The game is up for free on newgrounds, though Chapter 2 is again exclusive to the Basement Collection (a collection of several of McMillen’s earliest games, including the original Meat Boy) which goes on sale for very cheap every so often. It’s worth the time to escape the box you put yourself into.

[multitudinus-a-blog]

BIG FAT ENDGAME POST

MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

so a majority of this is just going to be me yodeling out of my own asshole because i’m literally going fucking feral and have been for about three straight hours and i’ve literally cried myself to the point of almost fainting from dehydration anyways y’all been warned lmao

TONY FU GUKING CLAPPED BACK H A R D IN THE BEGINNING THE W A Y BOB DOWNEY JUS FUCKIGN WENT FOR THAT WHOLE FUCKING SCENE MEATY AS F  U C K ON MYG GYOD the way he said liar had me going into a damn near conniption fit rIGHT THERE

starting the movie off with jeremy renner and giving a shit about hawkeye in the movie.......big fat n*ce

SOMEHOW I FORGOT HE WAS MARRIED TO VELMA DINKLEY 

linda cardelini is so incredibly valid i caNT

 S C  C  OT T

HOLY FCUK

PAUL RUDD FUCKIGN FLEXED HUH

WHEN HE’S SEARCHIGN FOR CASSIE’S NAME IN THE GRAVEYARD YALL I ABOUT SHIT A B R I C K

‘ anyone seen a piece of shit van??? ’ 

so anyways when scott reunites with cassie and finds out that she’s grown up in the five years its been i coiuldn’t stop thinking of my own dad and that got even worse when tony goes out into the woods on his n pep’s lil lakeside cabin the way he’s interacting with mORGAN

MORGAN FUC VGKIN STARK

‘ mommy sent me to come rescue you ’ IM SO

GOD HIS FACE WHEN THEY SHOW UP TO HIS FUCKING HOUSE GOD I LVOE HIM

scott is DOING HIS BEST

‘ it’s nOT....like time traVEl its..........ok that’s exactly what it is ’ YFODSAUFDSKALL IDIOT i lov u

scott actually having MAJOR anxiety and being nervous, the way he paces, getting lost, speech patterns, ugH

am i even gonna be able to finish this post??? PROBABLY NOT

im literally already emotional all over again jsut thinking about it

god tony rly said fuck thanos rights 

steve rogers rly earned my respect in the course of this movie and that is one HELL of an uphill battle god bless america’s ass

that was just robert staring at evans’ ass for the hell of it dont lie to me there was NO ACTING REQUIRED

HULK MESH BRUCE IM SO!!!!!!!!!!!

thor was fuckgin beautifully done bc he’s fuckgin depressed and dealing with the repercussios of being a failure and id die for him oh mgyoD???!?!?! let him play fortnite shut the fuck up

as soon as bruce mentions thanos’ name you see how fuckign broken thor really is and i Felt That

THE WAY BRUCE SPEAKS TO THOR IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HOW MUCH HE VALUES HIM AND HOW MUCH MERIT HE HAS AND IM JUST A BIG FAT FUCKIGN MESS OVER JUST THE INTERACTIONS IN HIS LIL NEW ASGARD CABIN

ALSO TONY AND NEBULA PLAYING GAMES AND HIM TEACHING HER HOW TO AND ABT SPORTSMANSHIP AND WHEN SHE PROPS HIM UP WHEN HES SLEEPING AND PROBABLY THINKING HES GONNA DIE AND ACCEPTING THAT UNTIL CAROL SHOWS UP

THAT SHIT HURTED

i literally cant fuckgin procss everything that happened there was so fuc f gkin much

“““““““howard potts”““““““

PEPPER DID THAT DID THAT

IF Y’ALL EVER LEAVE PEPPER OUT OF SHIT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL END YOU MY FUC GKIN SELF

HOLY FUCK SHE WAS SO POWERFUL

UGH

WE STAN THE MARVEL QUEEN S

strange making direct eye contact with tony and tony fucking k n e w

in conclusion tony stark was, is, and always will be the absolute heart of the marvel cinematic universe we know and not even his death can change that

avengers Actual Literal Inarguable Proof That Tony Stark Has A Heart endgame

sAM!!! GETTING!!!! TO BE!!!! CAP!!!!! GOD!!!!! THATS WHAT I DESERVE

wong being the absolute LEGEND he is for like FIVE WHOLE SECONDS OF ME LOVING HIM IRREVOCABLY

jeremy renner getting the fucking respect he deserves lord in heaven i love clint barton so fuckgin mjuch dond tfuc gkin touc  h me

say what u want abt scarjo but my god she DID THAT did that

BRUCE REALIZING NATASHA WAS GONE MY ABSOLUTE H E A R T

I COULTN TELL FROM THE GIFS IF TONY WAS THE ONE SAYING HUH THIS IS NICE WHEN HE HUGGED PETER BC HONESTLY IT CAN GO BOTH WAYS AND FRANKLY THEY KILLED ME

peter saying tony

i want to fucking die

im taking legal custody of morgan edwin antoinette baby girl stark 

please watch this movie i’m literally beggin gyou

[zensuke-shirogane]

Candlelight Dinner Date- Some Insights

It's been a while since I wrote one in this series and I thought that on a candlelight dinner date, the holiday season is a fine time to write one about looking good. People are feeling more happy than normal now that the holidays and the end of the year are close. Bonuses are paid away, and I believe this implies better odds of asking you out! So how are you going to cover up so that if anyone comes and took a snapshot of you, you'd look perfect?

1) Beauty (makeup)

Play up the most significant trait. To strengthen and put it forward, obey the theory, while toning down the rest. Not too much mascara, though, should be used, since frankly, men like people that appear presentable - not terrifying. Even if you want your date to be able to see your eyes in the dim lights, don't go out to a candlelight dinner with so much shimmer on your eyes - as if you were off on a hen's night in Vegas. If there's illumination that's too dark in the place you're supposed to be, it's the wrong place. If it's your first dinner together, avoid the red lips, because while it's sexy, it might scare away some men. Make sure you wear a long-lasting lipstick, though, or risk touching up frequently during the meal. The trick can be accomplished with a plain evening smoky eye with long lashes. Nothing too big - do not neglect this. You don't need to shadow the cheek hollows either - it's only going to illuminate the cheekbones; Candlelight will lend you facial characteristics that you never thought you had.Do you want to learn more? Visit where to eat for anniversary

2) Let Your Hair Down

It's a date for dinner. So, it's expected to be relaxed, chilly, and enjoyable. It's a period when you spend a few hours getting to know each other better with your man. Let go of your hair. When you're not at work, let him see how you usually appear. Of all, do dress it beautifully - after all, it is a date. Curl it, straighten it, give it volume. Whatever it is, do anything to prove that even though you're only being you, you take control of your appearance. Show him the feminine side, in other words. Leave the hair pins at home and the hair bands. Now is the moment to let it down, if you have a fringe that gets in the way while you work.

3) Accessorizing, just not too much;

Accessorizing and looking put together is always good. Earrings, pins, bracelets or a sweet charm for a necklace. But do not overdo this, for any time you reach out for that bottle of champagne or split that steak, you don't want your date to be distracted. Pick something with your attire that goes with it. The trick may be achieved with a plain sparkly jewelry charm. You might even carry a selection of accessories, you remember, when you purchase them, the ones that come together.

4) Dressing well

I assume most people recognize this and identify with it. Often dress professionally everywhere you go, but when going on a candlelight dinner date, you can bear this in mind even more. Chances are, the customers of the restaurant would all be well dressed and you don't want to appear like Snookie in an exquisite sea of Tilda Swintons. I'm not suggesting wear a gown and while you can be well suited for the event, you aren't going to a ball and you don't want to scare your date away (picture him wearing FCUK and you wearing a red Valentino). Until you go anywhere that needs a ball gown, of course, in which case he ought to be in a tuxedo.

5) Shoes Making a Lady

I'm kind of a girl with heels, so I'd suggest I always wear a pair of heels while going out with a guy for dinner, particularly if it's one of your first dates. Make sure you wear something easy, though (like Jimmy Choos), so you don't know where the night is going to take and how long it's going to take. After dinner, you could end up heading to other locations and you're going to have to walk around in those shoes. You can just blame yourself for picking the beautiful yet hurting-as-hell shoes if that happens. Some might wonder, why do you wear heels when you can wear something easier to walk in? Yeah, mostly because heels typically go better for formal outfits, instead of shoes. I will even consider keeping at home the Alexander McQueen alligators.