#and getting his back blown out

[lo-om]

Thinking about luna 1 polycule smooching.

[ribbonbonny]

You gotta wonder if Mr Grizz discussed anything at all w the other two fuzzy mammals left alive right

[thebookworm0001]

Highlights of Glass Onion

1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent

2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim

3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”

4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.

4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it

5-Janelle Monáe

6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’

7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie

[synthwavecryptid]

Good guy Halsin helping my Tav Jacek pop his back. What a nice dude!! Spine health is so important 😌

(full physical therapy pic on the bird app)

[namelessbutters-doodles]

i found that one photo of him with that look and it's this~

[foxhole-pipe-dream]

I want to write an AU fic where Neil and Matt become roommates and it's the Best Thing Ever because they've been BFFs for years and what could possibly go wrong, but then Neil starts dating Andrew and they start having conflicts about wanting to use the apartment for private couple time.

Neil and Andrew like their privacy and Neil has probably walked in on Dan and Matt too many times for comfort—plus the lack of soundproofing leaves little to the imagination—so now they have to plan a schedule and work around each other.

Dan lives with Allison and Renee, and Andrew lives with his family, so their place is the better, more private option. And they both work, so that leaves less free time.

"Matt, I need the apartment on Friday afternoon."

"Oh, sure thing. Wait... I kiiinda already planned something for Dan and I on that day."

Silence.

"I guess I'll replan."

But it keeps happening til they start grating each other's nerves, eventually getting a bit passive aggressive then start bickering.

Everyone is like What the hell? You guys are fighting? Weird.

And they're horrified to realize that, for once, they are.

Basically:

Besties' First Fight.

[werewolfsteveharrington]

petty steve deciding he wants to get a little bit of revenge on jonathan for sleeping with nancy when they were still together, but he doesn’t want nancy back and she doesn’t want him so steve goes for jonathan’s emotional support stoner instead

and argyle is sweet and funny and definitely amused at steve’s antics but follows him upstairs during a Big Kid party anyways while jon is just distracted enough with his girlfriend to not notice

and the house may be big but it’s hollow enough everyone in the living room can hear when argyle gets him bent over

[crispywizardtale]

[youngpettyqueen]

I wish Julian and Martok would interact more cause I think they could have the funniest possible dynamic. they spent 5 weeks together in a Jem'Hadar prison I just know they have a friendship that looks fucking INSANE from the outside looking in

[jaypentaghast]

it's hard enough for Crowley to say no to Aziraphale now. once they're together again and kissing is fully on the table Aziraphale's going to get away with absolutely everything

Crowley's always going to be one make out session away from making the Bentley permanently yellow or miracling yet another 20 metres for library space

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Simon: *being treated with anything less than optimal love, happiness, care, kindness, adoration, protection*

Me: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

@anonfromtheflight: 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

[astoldbychae]

Get so enraged because you lost the argument (rightfully so because this man is the most amazing dad)...that you uncontrollably drink his plasma...Girl, I- 😩

He only stopped by because Ge invited him over so He could teach her how to ride her bike.

Soon as he came into the house, Marguerite started flirting with him and he wasn't having it. Ge started making a mess, Eden woke up angry from her nap, and Egypt was fussing cause she's a gassy infant. Marguerite got angry because she was overwhelmed that house was now in shambles, so she picked a fight with Melo (mainly because he rejected her but of course she had to make it be about the kids). He won the argument and She was salty about it. So damn salty that She proceeded to get up out her chair and just drink his plasma. If she somehow manages to turn this man into a damn vampire, Imma lose my shit because that's not in the cards right now. 😩 I need them to stick to the plan for once. JUST. ONCE.

[kittymaine]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chilchuck Tims/Laios Touden Characters: Chilchuck Tims, Laios Touden Additional Tags: Size Difference, u know how it is. sighs, ear biting (sexual), this is very weird but so is laios, laios touden oral fixation king, Biting, Character Study, Kinda, falin haunting the narrative, shout out to the bugs in the walls, probably exaggerating how well chilchuck can hear, the summary sounds like laios pov but it actually swaps, Size Kink, Mutual Pining, but neither of them are aware theyre doing it, Overstimulation, Nipple Play, Scent Kink, Armpit Kink, Dacryphilia, Edging, Self-Harm, but its laios testing his teeth out on himself, idk how to explain it, Oral Sex, Kissing, Rimming, Predator/Prey, Anal Fingering, implied monsterfucking, laios typical, Under-negotiated Kink, Multiple Orgasms, this is more sappy than it seems i swear, light bloodplay, they get weird with it, farcille crumbs, Exhibitionism, but its kinda out of necessity Summary:

Laios‘ mind has always been full of monsters, of their dark shimmering scales, their soft fur and knowing eyes, the delicious taste of their flesh, seared over a low flame or pan-fried. Lately, there’s also been the matter of his hands, wrapped around Chilchuck‘s waist, fingers meeting at the tips. His thumb rubbing along the shell of those big ears that flush so easily. His teeth pressed to the back of the halfling‘s neck. They can‘t afford to be distracted, but a taste should be enough to take the edge off.

Where Falin is haunting the narrative, Laios takes an opportunity, and Chilchuck has no idea what he‘s getting into before it‘s too late. (And poor Marcille should not have to deal with any of this)

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

Maverick: I would let you crack my spine in half like a glow stick.

Ice: Do you want me to shake you afterwards to distribute the liquid evenly?

Maverick: That would be preferred.

[hurlumerlu]

Like what do you mean I am not supposed to ship them ?

[bigdumbbambieyes]

does this mean Billy comes back and they get a happily ever after together?? 🥹