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psalmsofpsychosis · 5 months

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Me, An Intellectual: Alfred and 13 years old Bruce giving each other military salute before Alfred follows Bruce to basically their deathbeds, knowing full well that Bruce is leading them both to where devil dares not look but he'd rather die besides Bruce than live safe on his own anyway

#godddddd. GOTHAM YOU HURT ME YOU HURT ME SO FUCKING BAD #they have so many fights about it too!!! jesus the power struggle between Gotham!Alfred and Bruce is utterly enticing to say the least #literally a man and his dog but the positions keep switching #and gods is Bruce the worst dog a man could ask for (affectionate) (loving) (adoring)#that and on unrelated notes; jesus christ baby Bruce is fucking gorgeous. no sentient can survive his ass #he can get whoever he wants and that's a threat #Gotham tv #ps: Alfred muttering ''well; if we're found dead in a ditch dont go blaming me'' and Bruce looking up to him with eyes so full of mischief #barely containing a smile #Bruce loves the idea of death so fucking much i dont think he feels human when he's not near death both metaphorically and physically #suicidal insane little guy my most beloved #but also Alfred you should've ran the moment you saw it #Bruce Wayne #alfred pennyworth #Batman

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