#and he did it in four hours

[whaliiwatching]

one in a million admirers…

based on ofc this prompt

[emikomusubi]

the xenk/edgin dynamic is hilarious bc xenk is like edgin🥰i have the utmost faith in you and your oath to me🥰i will gladly save your life and explicitly trust you to do the same🥰it brings me great joy to see you reawaken as the harper you are meant to be 🥰 here take my hand🥰 and edgin is like Fuck U. *takes hand*

[formosusiniquis]

any cosmo girl would have known

“Oh she did it for sure.”

“Steve!”

“Ten bucks, Bobert, don't give me that look last time we agreed double or nothing.”

“No,” Nancy insists. “This isn't Murder, She Wrote or Scooby-Doo or Columbo-”

“You saw who did it in Columbo at the beginning,” Eddie reminds.

“I know it's an awful show.”

Robin and Steve remain in sync enough to each get a hand on his shoulder to keep him from getting on the coffee table to defend the only good cop show in existence.

“I'm only pointing out,” she rewinds the VHS taking it back the two or three minutes they'd talked over before stopping it completely, “that this is a movie, not a drama with a repeated format that Steve can pattern recognition into predicting.”

“You haven't seen it already, right?” Robin asks. “The one rule of Monthly Middle-Aged Movie Night is you have to pick a movie none of us have seen.”

“No, I haven't seen it already. If you'll all remember when I asked you each to go see it with me I got,” he points to each of them in turn. “‘Wouldn't you rather see Tomb Raider?’ from double VHS, prestige cinephile and ‘That's too much pink for me, baby, you know I have that intolerance, maybe Rob or Nance will go?’ from my emo-isn’t-a-phase husband. And ‘I'm a little busy with this new story, Steve,’ from Nancy, the only one of you with a real excuse.”

“Some feminist you are, Birdie.”

“I don't want to hear it from you. I watched two of the blandest men alive pursue Renee Zellweger while the screen writers tried to convince us she was homely because you ‘forgot’ you had band practice.”

“You said you liked it!”

“It grew on me, but sometimes you just want to see a woman in a tank top. And I won't be shamed by the same man who cried during Beauty and the Beast.”

“I went with my sweet baby Lucy Joan, you miserable hag,” Eddie says, “and they turned that hot werewolf into a boring looking man.”

“You weren't into that? Look at who-”

“Why am I getting made fun of? Can we finish the movie?”

“No, I'm not going to let this be another Sixth Sense situation,” Nancy says, holding the remote hostage, she knows no one will try to take it from her.

“Ugh don't even bring that up,” Eddie groans, “Dustin still mentions it in at least one letter a year.”

Nancy nods, prim and proper, “Exactly, so tell us right now why you think she did it, then we'll play it again.”

“Chutney, the daughter,” Steve corrects, “have you even been paying attention? Her hair's permed.”

“And press play,” Eddie shouts.

“No,” Robin smacks his hands as he makes his ballsy play to reach around her for the remote. “Show your work, Dingus, even I didn't follow that one.”

“I don't always like the movies everyone else picks but I at least watch them. Her hair is permed, she said she was in the shower. She would have had to have been washing her hair if she didn't hear the gunshot and she has a perm.”

“You can wash your hair with a perm,” Nancy points out.

“You would know.” Eddie snarks, fingering the ends of his own hair.

“You can't wash a fresh perm, you'll fuck up the ammonium thioglycolate. Then you're out forty bucks and you've got limp hair. She killed her dad and lied about being in the shower.”

“Press play,” Eddie decrees again, leaning in close to Steve's side to purr, “it's pretty sexy when you go all hair care detective.”

His hand starts to slip below the blanket. “This is how we ended up with Lucy in the first place,” Steve reminds him, just under the sounds of the courtroom drama picking back up. It doesn’t stop Eddie’s hand from wandering until the movie’s climax starts getting closer, and Eddie’s attention is captured just like Robin’s and Nancy’s.

“Unbelievable,” Robin says, when Elle cites the perm salt.

“Never again,” Nancy swears, when Chutney screams her confession.

“Lucy’s been asking for a brother or sister,” Eddie flirts, as Elle reveals that any good Cosmo girl could have solved it.

No more movies with mysteries or twist endings for a while, they all agree, Robin can’t afford to keep betting against Steve.

[theloveinc]

I feel like, yall and Katsuki have a kid, it's going good, first day of school is tomorrow hell yeah right?

You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.

Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.

He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭

You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.

(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???

Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)

It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.

AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.

He's such a freak LMFAO and it absolutely gets worse with your next baby, too jsdkafjkasdfjk BYE (he absolutely does hang out outside the kindergarten, sometimes even "forgetting" to give them their lunch ON PURPOSE, just so he has an excuse to drop it off and see them in the middle of the day).

[barklikeagod]

randy talking to the 911 dispatcher

[xaverie]

what if the Buckley parents aren't homophobic, they just think Buck cheated on Eddie

[sweeteastart]

I'm in my @linkeduniverse era isn't it...?

If you want to blame (or thank) someone, it would be @lennsart . They took me by the scruff and explained Zelda lore and shenanigans for HOURS so I could share the hype with them.

Also, have a Four lovely @anasunny, a lil treat for u my friend (disgusted four but four nonetheless)

[unluckyprime]

new animatic !!! this one took me a long time 😭😭 did the whole scene

[ohitslen]

Part two of the thing and uuh also final one

Of this interaction. Because this is far from all I can give, my brain almost imploded from all the ideas

[vegaseatsass]

Like I know a lot of people are very angry that Tay and New felt like they had to justify any of this to fans, but I expect the absolute lowest of fans on the whole, the entitlement and inability to separate fiction from reality has been off the chains for years, it sort of goes without saying that a sizeable contingent will be ridiculous and awful (and like. homophobic! ARGH) about everything all the time. Doesn't mean you shouldn't say they're ridiculous and awful and homophobic or demand and expect change, I just can't personally summon up new outrage about the state of things.

So I'm stuck on how lovely it is that the justification to the world's silliest scandal was a fairly unapologetic fuck you, we're not going to change a thing about our joyful relationships, kissing each other makes us happy, you should try being happier too because the only person you're affecting with your bummer energy is yourself, WE will be kissing for life. Like Tay seemed the MOST agitated about people saying he hurt New or Off lol all he wants is to bring happiness to the people he cares about!!! and guess what!!! that can be done by kissingggggggg

[slippinmickeys]

https://www.tumblr.com/slippinmickeys/739056460497141760 wait you met blue? 🥺🥺

I did! She came over, begged at my table, I talked to her, pet her on the head, David called her back over, and I sat and silently screamed for ten minutes until CC came and joined them and I silently screamed even louder. I remember discussion boards back in the day reposting my story and questioning it’s authenticity and it was the most Twitter thing to happen before there was Twitter. I texted @admiralty-xfd during the whole thing, and my mom called in the middle of it and I couldn’t say a word and she was very uok? I explained later and she was like “oh, neat” without much conviction. 🙃

[scriv3lloirl]

I am your dentist! And I enjoy the career that I picked!! /ly

I cannot draw teeth. Forgive me Scrivello Nation.

Reference Images under th' cut.

[sunflowertoonz]

Katana!!

For broken honor… and retribution…

Happy spawn day!! I have a laughable amount of traditional doodle of this man its not even funny.

I usually draw him with his hair down, but I kinda like it up. Looks bigger that way

Unrendered under the cut, because I genuinely like the sword better in it. But i wasnt going to let that CROOKED ASS LETTERING fly

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Rosaria Champagne, “Law of the (Nameless) Father: Mary Shelley’s Mathilda and the Incest Taboo” // Star Trek: Deep Space 9, 2x22 “The Wire”

[brown-little-robin]

POLNAREFF ACHIEVED

[charcadett]

thinking about how in larry’s little blurb before you fight his gym hes described as “not the best rated worker” which is so funny to me. larry packing his briefcase a guzzling coffee just to go into his office job and play minecraft his entire shift.