List of why TotK is bad except it gets progressively more desperate and annoyed at what could have been (not that you can't enjoy it at times, we do too, but just some things that are subjectively bad):
(back)story basically rips from OoT
"secret" stones???
The Depths are empty (which, adding on, The Sky in SkSw made sense because it's literally the sky—which last I checked, isn't supposed to have much land—but it makes no sense for the depths. It has creatures (the frog things). There are depths exclusive organisms! I don't see why they couldn't pack it with alien like things, similar to the depths of an ocean where weird ass fish are)
Shrine copy paste
The dungeons, while visibly varied, still use the same "go find X terminals to activate a main thing" template
The overworld is too big to make fulfilling sidequests* (MM especially, but also TP and WW come to mind for good sidequests)
Zelda is not designed to fit nicely into an open sandbox style game**
Draconification is so fucking stupid (!!highly subjective!!)
"Idiot plot" syndrome. Yunobo was the only somewhat smart one there to really question if it was Zelda (afair, there could have been others but it was so "open ended" up until the phantom Ganon fight where they "reveal" it that it doesn't really matter). She was so out of character. How in a world that is largely lead by scientists do people not figure out that it's not Zelda. How did the great fairies not figure out that it was not Zelda. They are literally magic goodness beings and that Zelda was made of "gloom" from Ganondorf. Did the "gloom" kill everyone's braincells too??
Gloom. I guess with a stretch I see why they call it that but it's a "if it looks like a horse and it sounds like a horse it's a horse" situation. Just call it malice! You already had a name for it, Nintendo! Malice!!
"secret" stone sage guys play basically no role in the plot. Aren't you guys supposed to. I don't know. Help seal Ganon? Considering how much of your backstory is ripped from OoT, I'd assume so!
Subject to more additions
*In smaller areas, like the whole Hateno election thing, sidequests are marginally better, but once you spread further out (eg the quest to get the froggy armor) the impact is weaker and it starts to feel more like a chore than something impactful to the game
**while Zelda I & II were more of that open sandbox vibe, they had barely any plot, since it was so early into the franchise. If we have to wait 6 years for a Zelda game made by a large company like Nintendo, I'd expect it to at least fall in line with the more intricately made stories of TP, WW, or even the lesser played (but still good!) games like ALBW or PH. Instead, most of our story was given through memories (like in BotW, arguably the weakest story driven plot next to the original two), and the plot that Link actually experiences is weak in order to comply with the new mindset that Zelda should be an "open air" sandbox
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Girl you liked their post about it! asdfghjkl I don't know if blocking keeps people from showing up on the 'for you' thing but it's worth a shot, you nearly gave me a heart attack 😱😮💨
my brain is not a trustworthy source, especially after work! im really bad about connecting usernames to art styles, i hardly ever pay attention to names, just going 'oh its [insert art style] person!' like i still think of them as the mha artist cuz thats where i saw their art first
idk how 'for you' works though, cuz it can show bangers but then sometimes... you get some very not bangers
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what exactly is the problem if you’re reading a fanfic and realize the title comes from a taylor swift song why would that possibly bother you she has no bearing on the actual fanfic whatsoever. why do you hate her so much that an irrelevant mention in passing fills you with that much rage? genuine question because I’m confused here
ok im feeling exasperated here so bear with me. but what is so difficult to understand about the concept of not liking a thing and then having to see that thing everywhere and then feeling annoyed about it
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ANYWAY now that ive gotten my firefly rant off my chest and on a more positive note about the story overall; i Really liked it!!!! and character-wise specifically the biggest surprise for me in a huge W way was actually acheron??
& given i was actually somewhat committed to pulling her anyway (well. initially as kafka replacement to pull my first lightning carry after losing 50-50 but. Well. she had mercy on me at the v last moment thank goodness 😭😭) so actually ending up liking her character this much just cemented that resolve for good too. cant wait for her!!! like i am still meh on her base design not bc its that bad by itself but simply bc seeles existence just cheapens it so much like. Why are they so similar. but its not bad lmao
anyway to her actual characterization. first of all. the VAs delivery omg yall beidous english voice is already one of my all time favorites in genshin and shes doing an amazing job as acheron like. she started talking and im just INSTANTLY warmed up to her just from that KDJSKDKJK i love love love her attitude and energy!!!!!
n personality wise too??? like ive seen others mention a similar sentiment but its just the way how. even after getting the warnings from now Two separate characters that shes up to no good. im just like. "nah id win" abt it SHSKDKSI like throughout the story she comes off as so damn likeable and grounded and realistically friendly (as in not like. too open n aligned w the player from the get-go to feel believable for the character as opposed to a plot contrivance) that i just. even if shes bad news im team acheron truly.
she has genuinely funny one liners too ??? like not necessarily jokes outright but the kinda comments she says are just . very realistic in that dry witty way that comes off as natural and entertaining shes so charming!!! i love her. the more contemplative stuff she says too
but also like. girl whats up w the ominous red text ily but are we cool 😭😭 and the whole shredding us into thin slices on first encounter in the dreamscape like. Ok uhhhhhhhh ik i said nah id win and team acheron forever but this is kinda. worrisome
BUT that just means im so fucking excited to see her go apeshit too lmao like. oh shes an emanator here to do murder and spread death? COOL i hope she has fun!!
(and ik i said firefly rant over but. what the actual hell is that post firefly merk dialogue option where the games like very heavy handedly implying ur supposed to be blaming ACHERON for "letting it happen" in some emotional frenzy???? bro what 💀💀 0/5 moment i would never. n even if she plausibly did im just. dude her being cold towards firefly is just a plus for me when the narrative has just railroaded the TB into being sooo charmed by her magical presence lmao i Liked that acheron was suspicious n cold)
overall Definitely wasnt expecting acheron to establish herself as such an instant favorite for sure but. shes here now and im v happy abt it im super looking forward to seeing those more dubious goals of her come to the forefront in the future like. im so curious about whats up w her and her memory and that red text and everything
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