lol ignore this 🙃
i can't stop crying at work because everything in my life is going wrong and this stupid shit with my stupid cousin and family is upsetting me so much and it shouldn't be and i feel so fucking stupid for being bothered by this bc it's what i wanted!!! but no i'm wrong again and this time they're just all fully cutting me off and i'm working non fucking stop and still can't afford anything bc the world is going to absolute fucking shit and i'm just so sick of feeling like i can't do anything right ever and i've been feeling suicidal every fucking day for an entire fucking MONTH because of everything and my cousin was who i always reached out to when things got bad and i fucking can't because SHES NOT TALKING TO ME and i'm going to cry AGAIN FUCK
i'm so sick of this
i'm so sick of falling apart because of my family
i'm so sick of never being good enough
i'm so sick of feeling like this
i'm so fucking tired
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al haithan fuckung HATES YOU. he wants u to DIE he wants u to *reads smudged writing on hand* to be BRUTALLLY RIPPPED APART WITH YOUR BLOOD SPILLINF OUUT!!!
Bet you thought I wouldn't publish this, huh? :)
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"He let himself in again? I shall handle this, my lord."
". . . Yes. . . ."
("Why the long pause...")
Look who's back, the un(?)wanted guest. And yet, you haven't shooed him away, have you? There's no hiding it, we already know Dracula doesn't entirely mind Richter's company-- look at that face.
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Hey this is probably a really odd ask to get but someone has been claiming to be your friend and saying that Holly abuses Weepy & I want it to be confirmed or denied directly from your account. What is Holly and Weepy's friendship like, and does Holly actually like Weepy to any degree?
Hey man I'm a very asocial person, I basically only talk to my husband and my best friend Syd. I don't know whoever is saying that because I've never said anything like that to anybody. Good on you for verifying.
Holly is a jerk to everyone, but he doesn't go around beating on people or anything. He thinks himself too pretty for that <3 hope this helps.
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Zeepie... I'm having a bad day, can you tell me a joke to make me feel better?
I hope you're day is going better. I'll tell you a joke too,
Why do you not want to pick a fight with a dinosaur?
Because you'll get jur-ASS-kicked- Heheh
HELP NOMZ I MEANT TO ANSWER THIS LAST NIGHT???? AND THEN I WENT TO MY SECOND JOB AND FUDGING FORGOT AFTER I CAME HOME URGHGHGHHH 😭😭😭 Like I was awake but meant to come on here and it just slipped my mind bby I'm so sorryyyuyyy
AH BUT I'M HERE NOW!! 🥲🥺 I'm so sorry you had a bad day yesterday, honeycomb. Hugs and forehead kisses. 😚🫂 HUGS!!! AND EVEN MORE HUGS!!!
Ah!! A joke, okay okay, I got one— hekeHERGM- *sits you down cozily on the couch with fuzzy blankets, squishmallows and a mug of Ponyo honey milk* *serenely reads from a Ghibli-themed notepad, pushing my glasses farther up my nose bridge*
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
((*crickets chirping*))
Snrk—
By how much he is coffin.
*cackles as I rock back and forth in my chair, which wobbles in place precariously*
((*cue some racuous bgs [background sounds]* "Ohh brother, this guy STINKS!!" "She doesn't even go here!" "MY GRANDMOTHER COULD'VE TOLD A BETTER JOKE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE--"))
Mm, well? 😃😄 Did I make my Nomzie laughhhhh??~ 💕
P.S, I like your joke better. 🥰 *nose muwah*
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Why do you W*ndingo?
Where I grew up, even writing their name could summon them to you. It's respect of the wild and unknown, the old ways you could say.
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how do i convey to my friends that my love for you is literally unconditional as long as you're not an asshole. and that if i'm willingly talking to you then it means i have deemed you Not An Asshole. like as long as you wouldn't intentionally do anything to hurt me or my other friends then literally anything else you do or say is fine forever and i love you and you can be as weird or quiet or loud around me as you want and talk about anything you want whenever you want for as long as you want and i cherish every second we spend together. how do i make everyone believe this for real
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