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#work in progress#epic the musical#the underworld saga#the odyssey#odysseus#greek mythology#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#sketch#doodle#my animation#the first time i've had a vision so clear for art#and it's for the entire underworld saga...#i am literally forcing myself to do the 3 songs#i would love to work on this more today but i have work *gnaws on the bars to my cage*#i need to reread the odyssey now
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The way Odysseus sings “No more of us deceased, cuz we won’t take more suffering from you” and then in the next song sacrifices six men is wild.
I like to think that he would’ve found another way but Eurylochus chose that moment to reveal that HE was the one who opened the wind bag, sending them to Poseidon and subsequently away from Odysseus’ family, that HE was the one who betrayed Odysseus’ trust. And I think that had a hand in why Odysseus, after the song Monster and Suffering, where he proclaimed he would be a monster to all but his own, and then suddenly Eurylochus wasn’t his own. And if he couldn’t trust Eurylochus, his brother in arms and second in command, who could he trust?
#epic the musical#epic#epic post#odysseus#eurylochus#eurylocus epic#Odysseus epic#epic the underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#suffering epic the musical#scylla epic the musical#monster epic the musical#keep in mind the only exposure to the Odyssey has been PJO and Epic lol#I am in fact aware it’s not exact to the og story#I still can’t believe it was Eurylochus#the way my mouth dropped during the live stream I had no idea#I just figured it was bg characters and then it WASNT#my literacy skills should have tipped me off considering an entire song was about keeping your friends close and stuff but oh well lol
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musicals like epic are at fault for dumb people believin they know shit about history when they're don't. No you don't know anything about ancient rome just bcos you listend to a dumb ass musical, you're still as uneducated as before so stop flexin
Oh shit, for real? I can't believe the Musical where greek Gods randomly drop McGuffins on a greek dude that is travelling the high seas and the underworld, where he meets cyclopes, sirens, ghosts and various sea monsters to get back to the greek island Ithaca where is wife, son and his probably thirty year old dog are waiting for him isn't teaching me about roman history.
What tipped you off? Was it the island that is floating in the sky? The bag that is filled with a storm? The trojan horse? Or the fact that there's approximately twenty greek gods and critters from greek mythology talking and hanging out with Odysseus?
#sorry but are you for real#also - what history#the odyssey is literally a fucking poem#the only thing that somewhat matches real life is the events that happen around that time#the rest? ✨️ imagination ✨️#let me be entirely honest here#if someone thinks this is real and based on actual history they probably would believe you when you tell them the sky is actually purple#epic the circe saga#epic the cyclops saga#epic the concept album#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic the ocean saga#epic the revenge saga#epic the storm saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the troy saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic
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Honestly, if I was Odysseus I'd be PISSED.
He spent 10 years at war, away from his family. He finally gets out of it. There's a few set backs getting home but nothing out of the ordinary for an ancient greek adventurer. Finally, he's almost home, and gets the wind god to trap a storm in a bag so he can make it to his island without incident.
Then, four fucking feet from Ithica's shore, some stupid bitch opens the wind bag and blasts them right back to where they started. Now he's beefing with a god, and there's this witch trying to seduce and/or eat him, and he goes to the underworld to try fixing everything only to hear the worst possible news ever.
But he's got a plan. He's got a lead on which way to go. It's not a great path, but it's all he's got. And all it's going to cost him is six men. Awesome.
He gets through Scylla's layer. Which is a miracle in and of itself! Only for the entire crew to immediately turn against him, stab him, and sic Zeus on them after killing cows Ody literally told them not to touch. Now he's on some weird girl's island, stranded, without knowing where he is or how to build a boat and get home.
ngl, I would have given up by Circe. That's my new life now. Penelope doesn't exist anymore I'm married to Circe.
#epic the musical#greek mythology#the odyssey#odysseus#epic the ocean saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#look I love Eurylochus and i don't want to blame him entirely but come ON dude#your fucking it up for your bestie#if I was in ody's shores I'd just marry Circe. Or Calypso#actually you know what im mad at Odysseus now for totally friendzoning Circe if I was Penelope I'd even understand it's CIRCE get that bag
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Putting my Favorite Characters in Hades Part 2: Hunter from The Owl House
Power description, Chthonic Companion, and a Better Look below:
okay this guys a lil different bc i see him like a mini boss that would show up at the fountain in Elysium starting after you beat Hades the “final” time. Sorta like how Hunter reacted to Luz saying the emperor was a lil bitch, he “wouldn’t believe” Zag actually beat Hades.
His powers would be similar to that shade in Tartarus that can teleport. However, after some dialogue Zag and him would build a relationship and you’d no longer have to fight him. Does that make any sense? Just making Elysium even worse than it is 🫡
Anyways, Hunter would stop fighting you and instead tell you fun facts about wolves and give you his homemade Chthonic Companion: Flapjack! I think it would be a timed session of like 5-10 seconds that how much damage you cause is proportional to how much health you get back.

Anyways, here’s a better look at Hunter! I gave him the cast crystal as part of the staff and covered him in that symbol to really show his dedication to the cause 🫡🫡
who should i do next?
#the owl house#toh hunter#hunter clawthorne#hunter noceda#hades style#hades supergiant#hades game#hades 2#hades#this guy was fun to do#i might do his secondary pose one day#also i listened to the underworld saga the entire time#it’s 3 songs#but is 6 hours of content if your not a coward#epic the underworld saga
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im sure im not the only one to comment on this but
its the fact that Polites was the voice of good and hope on the ship, and rlly he was the leash that kept Odysseus as a prideful but relatively okay man. So his death symbolizes the beginning of Ody's regression arc in both literal and figurative ways - after he's gone, Ody can justify whatever if he tries hard enough.
#We all know the entirely of the Thunder Saga would NEVER have flown had Polites survived the cyclops.#ALSO#JUST SAW THAT SCREENSHOT OF JORGE SAYING THAT THE CHARACTERS LINES IN THE UNDERWORLD ARE THEIR LAST THOUGHTS#ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED#polites was too good for this world honestly#justice for polites#etm#epic the musical#epic polites#the thunder saga#the cyclops saga#epic odysseus
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I still can't get over the Circe Saga.
Hermes gives Odysseus a tool to even the playing field. He anticipates and encourages Odysseus to overpower her on a physical, magical, and sexual level. He phrases this help as "us[ing] more than words." He wants Odysseus to give up speech and mercy as much as the other gods do.
But ultimately it's Odysseus's words that save him and his crew. It's him telling Circe about his faith to Penelope that convinces her to help him.
There are other ways of persuasion, indeed.
#leah speaks :3#epic the musical#is this a surface level analysis? yes.#does it make me go feral over odysseus's arc regardless? YES#and of course the fact that immediately after the circe saga we have odysseus's descent into the Underworld and into monsterhood#and he CITES CIRCE AS AN EXAMPLE OF BEING A RUTHLESS MONSTER...#someone he has to EMULATE...#even though CIRCE WAS ULTIMATELY HANDLED WITH MERCY#AND CIRCE HERSELF SAYS 'Maybe showing one act of kindness / Leads to kinder souls down the road'#CONVINCED BY ODYSSEUS#AND NOW IN MONSTER HE'S GIVING THAT UP ENTIRELY#it's TRAGEDY and it KILLS ME and i LOVE IT and I WANT TO STRANGLE ODYSSEUS AND TELL HIM TO KEEP SOME MERCY#anyway im shouting in the tags so much bc this tangent abt the underworld felt kinda disconnected#sorry ive been obsessed with the theme of mercy vs ruthlessness in my own writing too so this musical is thematic catnip to me#leah speaks: tag edition
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Not me crying while listening to the Underworld Saga bc Polites and Anticlea are singing their final thoughts before death.
#rinny rambles#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#god I have such a visceral reaction to that part#I have a very weird relationship with death and this entire saga just hits me a little too hard#ugh it’s so good tho and I love it
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Just tried to recommend Epic the Musical to a friend and its so funny cuz like my sales pitch boils down to, "oh yeah, Epic, it's light hearted and silly and it'll crush your soul to pieces and you'll hear one line and break down crying! It's so fun! Everyone dies! You'll love it!"
#BUT THE WISDOM SAGA THO#WHEN ATHENA GOES I COUKD SLEEP AT NIGHT#SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHES GONNA CRY#AND IN LOVE IN PARADISE#CALYPSO SAYS OPEN ARMS#AND THE NEXT PERSON WE HEAR IS POLITES#AND THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO HOME IN RUTHLESSNESS#AND THE ENTIRE UNDERWORLD SAGA#AND IS SHE DEAD?#AND LET HIM GOOOOO PLEASE#AND ZEUS BEING SALTY HE LOST#BUT THEN ALSO YOU FELL FOR MY BLUFF. HAHAHAHA#AND HES KIND OF FUNNY#AND HERA JUST GOING RELEASE HIM AFTER SHE HEARS HES NEVER CHEATED#AND HERMES GAVE IT TO YOU DIDNT HE#OK YES BUT REGARDLESS#wow that's a lot of tags#epic the musical#etm
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Hey winions has anyone brought this up yet
If I'm hearing it right the Different Beast motif is a melodic reprise of Survive o o it's set to a lower key and is simplified/altered a little but it's basically the same melody
Here lemme prove it with some timestamps-- if you need help visualizing it, listen to the trombone (? tuba?) in Different Beast and sing "six hundred lives at stake" along with it. You'll have to start at the second note of the Different Beast motif, but you're gonna see it I think hopefully. It's especially obvious when the Different Beast motif is brought up in 600 Strike
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Anyway I wound up picking up on this because I was in the weird situation where I listened to Troy and Cyclops saga last (before you come at me for that, I do know the story of the Odyssey from OSP's summary), so when I heard Survive's chorus I was like ":OOO WAIT THAT'S THE MOTIF DIFFERENT BEAST IS REPRISING"
Have fun with this now every time you hear the Different Beast motif come up haha
#epic the musical#music breakdown#hi fellow winions please be nice and not too pissed about my epic listening order haha#the way i got into epic was uh shandzii's scylla and underworld animatics#at the time epic was showing up on my recommended a bit but i didn't click because i thought it was a musical adaptation about epic#y'know the one about the tiny humans#i didn't really care for that movie so i could've cared less about a musical adaptation for it of all things#but oh boy was i wrong#very very wrong#then after listening to scylla and underworld in full i got into some more tho out of order because i am weird and autistic like that#my first epic animatic was gigi's scylla haha#i actually was around for the ithaca saga's release so i did get my shredded with my own knowledge of how the odyssey ends#i actually loved how it was portrayed because like#the wedding bed 🥺#and then i slowly listened to the entire musical bit by bit in my weird autistically picky way#because i heard troy and cyclops were a lot of people's least favorites they were the ones i was the most nervous to listen to#because i got into the later ones first and usually the later ones are better than the former so like how much of a quality curve is there#and then i listened to it and it actually slapped? like i think atm survive is my favorite song because of the ear worm melody#i didn't get *that* attached to polities because i thought he was kinda naive he totally would've been lotus-ed if ody didn't stop him#(and maybe knowing he was bound to die was also part of it)#but i will tell you my jaw DROPPED when i was listening to survive and the he's got a club scene went down#i was so shocked from it i actively stopped for a bit from the work i was doing in school to just listen and process poly's words#learning that polities got pancaked by polyphemus when i knew he died is a whole 'nother level of horror haha#i have a vivid imagination so in underworld i just imagined that oh he probably died in a monster battle or something#but no he got fuckin' PULVERIZED AND IT DIDN'T EVEN ONESHOT HIM THAT IS HORRIFYING#and of course you have ody giving his name and i knew about that from the odyssey so i was team athena the whole time they were arguing hah#like yeah athena's deal with warrior of the mind was fucked up but ODY YOU'RE GIVING POLY YOUR NAME AND IP ADDRESS YOU DUMBASS#THE ONLY WAY IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE WAS IF YOU TOLD POLY YOUR DAD'S NAME LIKE YOUR O R I G I N A L C O U N T E R P A R T#anyway thea stilton fandom if you're still here for some reason i am making something epic and ts-related that i'ma post soon hehehe
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My favorite moments from the Epic: The Musical Ithaca Saga Premiere Livestream (in no particular order):
Armando and Jay doing the macarena during Luck Runs Out
Also during Luck Runs Out when Odysseus says "let me pull you aside then I need to talk to you in private" and Jay pulled Armando to the side of the room in a very silly flirty manner and then immediately pretended to smack the shit out of him
Talya and Jay swapping lip sync roles during There Are Other Ways
Troy standing on the table and twerking during Dangerous
Everyone pretending to row during Full Speed Ahead
Luke acting like the cyclops during the cyclops saga, and reprising the role during Circe and Odysseus' fight in Done For
Mason and Jay ballroom dancing during No Longer You
Jay and his mom swaying together during Anticlea's part of The Underworld
Jay's dad messing up lip syncing Hephaestus' part of God Games and laughing about it
During Legendary, Mico is clearly on screen lip syncing as Telemachus but Jay keeps typing in chat "Where's Mico?" And "Mico it sucks we couldn't get you here"
Jay trying to hold Mico in his lap during Just A Man
Steven Rodriguez' cast message between the showing of the Vengeance Saga and the Ithaca Saga
Jay wearing ten billion pairs of glasses during Just a Man and then later in chat saying that whenever he wears glasses that means he's being serious (so obviously we can interpret that Just a Man was super serious)
During Get In the Water Mason kept trying to hand Jay a tiny fork clearly trying to mime Poseidon's trident but then it also seemed like he hadn't actually watched the Six Hundred Strike animatic before because he never ended up handing the fork to Jay and his jaw dropped when Odysseus started stabbing Poseidon, at which point Jay picked up Mason's tiny fork off the table and mimed stabbing Poseidon, much to Mason's amusement
KJ jumping around on and crawling over the couch attacking random people with pillows during Scylla
So many viewers spamming the chat with pancake emojis during Survive
Mason pretending to turn into a pig during Puppeteer
Luke pretending to be the magical boar during Warrior of the Mind
JP pretending to be the cow during Mutiny
The grocery bag that they filled with air and tied up and threw around as "the wind bag" during Keep Your Friends Close and Dangerous
Jay and Luke actually pretending to game as Telemachus and Antinous during Little Wolf with what seemed to be switch controllers
The cast using one of said switch controllers as a stand in for the baby in The Horse and The Infant
Everyone applauding at the end of Charybdis when Odysseus is singing "Penelope" but then going "wait wait" and freaking out when Odysseus starts going backwards. Then Get in the Water started and Poseidon said "There you are. Coward." and Jay yelled "IT'S STEVEN!!!!!" and everyone cheered
Jay just absolutely tackling Mico in a hug at the climax of I Can't Help But Wonder
The entire cast trying to be excited and hyped at the end of the stream while saying goodbye/thank you but all of them had been crying/sobbing through the last two beautiful songs so they all just were wiping their eyes and noses and some of them just could not pull it together enough to look at the camera (looking at Luke Holt and Earle Gresham Jr. affectionately) so it was a very emotional excited goodbye
#epic the musical#epic cast#epic the musical cast#epic ithaca saga#epic the musical ithaca saga#epic the musical livestream#dot says
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There's a reason why Odysseus sounded so broken when he had to choose between him and his crew. Let's not forget that.
Relistening to the thunder saga and people LOVE memeing on Eurylochus for the "but we'll die" line. You think Odysseus would just forget that he led this crew into battle for 10 years? That Eurylochus is his brother in law?? because they mutinized??? if Eurylochus would've done the same, like Odysseus had said, then Odysseus would've done the same in Eurylochus position. Hell the entire point of their development is that they changed into each other. Of fucking course he sounds so broken, he fought with these men for 10 years. Newsflash, one mutiny isn't gonna change that he actually cared about them. He had their backs, patched them up, lifted their spirits when they were down, fought like all hell to make sure they were okay before the Underworld Saga. He. Cared. About. Them.
That's why the choice was so difficult!!
“What did he think was gonna happen???” Eurylochus thought his captain was still in there. He had no idea just how far gone Odysseus was. He had known him as someone who cared for his men. Even after Scylla its difficult to accept someone you thought you knew so well had changed so drastically.
#if it wasn't a difficult decision to make zeus wouldn't have given it to him#the memes are funny yes#but there is a point where they shouldn't be the entire scene#idk why people ignore the obvious PAIN ody had in his voice#this was bothering me because i wanted to visit the thunder saga on tt and it was all jokes about it??? so i make post :<<#epic the musical#epic the musical thunder saga#epic the thunder saga#the thunder saga#thunder saga#epic musical#epic#epic odysseus#epic eurylochus#jorge rivera herrans#epic the musical fandom#epic mutiny#mutiny epic
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I'm on my phone right now so I'll not be going through his filmography but can we talk about how he's capable of being nearly unrecognisable in so many roles?!?!? like in fkn Tron for an example?!?!?
We always talk about how David Tennant manages to pull off the duality of Crowley's look (the switch from angel to demon) and generally change his entire appearance for the different roles he plays but me personally, I am just SO baffled at how they manage to turn Michael Sheen into Aziraphale




#IT DRIVES ME INSANE#sometimes voice and nose aren't enough to be sure i literally need to see his teeth#I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ACTOR PULL OUT THIS MUCH CHAMELEONISM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE#and ofc hes turned into my favourite actor#i never really had someone i have ever called my favourite actor#im nearly 30 and consume way too much media since 5ever#michael sheen#aziraphale#good omens#underworld#tron#twilight saga#idk im lazy but im real#bahia takes
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Epic the musical side story where Hades and Persephone get really invested in the story during The underworld saga, sorta small talk about the strange man for the next couple of years, and then freak the fuck out in the audience during god games when they find out not only is the guy still alive, he’s managed to piss off like half the pantheon
Just
“Hey babe?”
“Yeah Perse?”
“There’s like, a bunch of mortals here”
“Mortals? What, how?”
“Idk, they’re like, on some ship”
“Huh. Should I call Thanatos, have him take care of it, or should we just wait it out”
“Call Thanatos, best to rid the garden of any pests before they manage to kill your flowers”
“Pfft, alright. I’ll be right back”
“Okay- wait. A bunch of the dead are singing to him”
“What?”
“Yeah like a bunch. Who are they?”
“Uhh, most of them drowned, a few killed by a cyclops. One broke his neck?”
“They’re singing about a cyclops, about how he let one live or something”
“Probably one of Poseidons. Should I still call Thanatos?”
“No wait, I wanna see where this goes.”
“Alright.”
“An infant, what infant?”
“Maybe the cyclops?”
“OH NEW GUY! He seems important!”
“Also a cyclops victim. They seem close, what do you think friend or lover?”
“They’re Greek, it’s probably both”
“I don’t know how he managed it, but this guy brought down like, the entire vibe of the entire underworld. That shouldn’t be possible”
“Yeah. Oh who’s this lady now?”
“Suicide by drowning. Not sure. Maybe a relative”
“Yeah may-THATS HIS MOM”
“OH MY GODS. OH HE DIDNT KNOW OH LORD”
“Hooooooly fuck, what a way to find out”
““Here in the underworld the past is always close behind”. Think we should make that a slogan?”
“Then we’d have to credit him and stuff tho”
“Yeahhhh. Well, seems like this guy is sticking around for a few hours. Should I grab some popcorn?”
“Yeah I’ll grab the fainting couches”
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“Okay what’s happening now?”
“He just stated speaking to Tiresias”
“Tiresias? He went all the way to the underworld to speak with a prophet?”
“Well he is quite good”
“Wait did Tiresias just reject him?”
“I think so? Oh wait predictions”
“Past romance, sacrifice, betrayal, and some final battle? Who the fuck is this guy?”
“Dunno, but he’s not going home that’s for sure”
“Palace? He must be a king of some kind then”
“Do we know the names of any mortal kings”
“Nope, so that didn’t help at-wait his wife is doing what”
“Ohhh, that must be rough, hearing it from a prophet”
“Okay this chanting is getting intense. I think I heard the word Scylla”
“I heard lightning bolt”
“That doesn’t bode well”
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“He’s just, sitting there”
“Is he done? Should we-oh. No okay new song, let’s see what’s going on”
“Man this guy has it rough. Should we like, do something?”
“I mean, I’m not really the “bless the mortals” type of god. I mean I let a guy borrow my helm once, and I haven’t seen it since. I should probably check up on that actually”
“Yeahhh. They killed a friend of the cyclops?”
“That explains all the cyclops victims”
““Witch turn men to pigs”, you think that’s Circe?”
“Sounds like he-WHAT WAS THAT THIRD ONE”
“You don’t think-?”
““God comes down and makes a fleet drown”, I am most definitely sure!”
“Damn. Wait wooden horse? Oh, I know who this guy is!”
“Really?”
“Yeah he’s one of Athenas warriors! Ody something. Odyssen? Odyssa? Whatever, I remember the horse thing was a big deal when it happened, Ares was pissed, Hermes spread the word to all of mount Olympus”
“One of Athenas eh? Interesting. Oh yeah, the god was definitely Poseidon”
“How are you sure?”
“That line he just sung, “Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves”, Posy is always fucking saying that crap”
“500 men? Damn”
“Penelope, presumably the wife. Don’t know about the other guy tho”
“Either a son, brother, or lover. Or maybe just a friend I dunno”
“Another infant? What the fuck is wrong with this guy, pulling a fucking Hera”
“Gotta appreciate the determination of him”
“Yeah, but I think we’ll see him here again soon. If he’s pissed of Poseidon, and soon to be Zeus if Tiresias is to be believed, I don’t think he’ll get much further when he gets out of here”
“So we are letting him go”
“Yeah. Partly because I want to see what happens next. When he gets here we’ll ask him to tell the full story, from beginning to end”
“Alrighty then”
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“I swear if I get dragged out of the underworld for one of Zeus’ little games one more time this year I might actually start a war”
“Mum keeps staring at me…fuck she’s probably gonna try and talk after this, fuck meeeeee”
“We can escape in the middle of it, no one will know”
“Oh she’ll know. Do you know what this is about like, at all?”
“No, but I think Hermes might launch into the fourth dimension if he keeps vibrating like that in his seat”
“Yeesh”
“Hmm, odd. I don’t see Posy anywhere”
“Maybe he’s competing?”
“Nah, he always declines when Zeus asks, he hates it”
“Why were you not invited?”
“Dunno, probably has nothing to do with me”
“Oh it’s starting, it’s starting”
“Athena’s challenging eh? Interesting”
“Would love to know what any of this is about”
“Mortal lover? Demi-god child? Those are the usual subject”
“Yeah but that’s not Athenas thing. Probably something to do with one of her “warriors” or whatever”
“Apollo, of course. Always has to be apart of these things”
“The drama queen”
“Truly”
“Hephasteus and Aphrodite? That’s a little awkward”
“Weird lineup so far- fucking Ares? Yeah shes not winning this one, sibling spite is stronger than any argument she can give”
“Why would all three of them be included. I can feel the tension from here. I’m uncomfortable”
“And Hera? Yeah no she’s loosing for sure, Hera like not care less about any mortal, unless they’ve offended her”
“She might be convinced, just to spite Zeus?”
“That just sounds unhealthy on so many levels”
“Alright let’s see what this is about”
“Hold up, Ody?”
“Oh my gods. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Well he was one of her warriors. Was he not?”
“I can’t believe he’s still trying to get home. It’s been like ten years, how the fuck”
“Well, if he pissed off Poseidon then he probably has something to do with it, the pissy bastard”
“Killed sirens. Why would you do that, so unnecessary”
“Sacrifice??? What the fuck is this man up to????”
“Didn’t we have a few Scylla sacrifices a few years back. Think that was him?”
“Holy shit we did. Yeah, Posy stays away from Scylla to the best of his ability, travelling in her domain to avoid him is not a bad idea”
“‘Phro is mad that his mum died? Girl you are grasping at straws, even more than the previous two”
“Hold up, why the fuck was I not invited?! He traveled through my domain, disturbed my souls, he even woke up Cerberus with his monster wailing, I should be apart of this!”
“I mean it’s a bit weak”
“I have more grounds to be down there than fucking Apollo. Like sirens? Come on man”
“Oh ‘Phro refused huh? Only got two, that’s kinda weak coming from Athena, she usually gets at least four”
“Is that cheating? Her quick thought thing. That cheating?”
“Are there any actual rules?”
“Just, try to win, I guess”
“Oh Ares turn. Wait she lost Aphrodite, this should be over”
“I think this is more of a personal thing. Like I said, sibling spite”
“Oh yeah, Scylla! Fuck this guy is getting around”
“Oh damn, that pissed her off”
“Guessing that the guy other that Penelope, Telemewhatever was his child then”
“Oh wait they yielded?? Huh, never thought that would happen”
“And, Heras turn”
“Yeah like I said she does not give a fuck. But it was a good run”
“Yeah, keeping her four out of five streak”
“Wait what the fuck was that”
“She- she actually yielded?”
“And for not cheating! Man I love this guy, I can’t wait for him to die”
“Only you babe. Wait holy fuck she won?”
“Oh Zeus won’t like- oh, just like I said. He’s pissed”
“Is he gonna kill her?”
“If he does I’ll just resurrect her probably. She deserves a better end, even if she is annoying”
“Well, should we go then?”
“Yeah I have some paperwork to- do I hear boss music?”
“OH SHES STILL ALIVE!!”
“She took a lightning bolt to the face and lived, holy fuck. Gotta respect it”
“I think, she’s actually convincing him? Never thought I’d see the day”
“Well, she’s his favourite child. I think if Ares tried something similar he’d just get struck by another lightning bolt”
“Well, that was fun. When I come back up for spring I’ll have to check with Hermes more about the details of what’s live, actually going on with this Ody dude”
“Yeah. Wanna stop for applebees before we head on down?”
“Yeah, but let’s go now cause mum is heading like right for me and I don’t wanna deal with that until another few months”
This was dumb lol
#Including some headcanons of mine#1. The god games are a regular competition thing that Zeus holds#There’s always one challenger and five competitors (Most of which are very biased in some way)#Before Athena nobody has ever won#2. The reason Poseidon wasn’t competing was because he doesn’t like it#He wasn’t in the audience either probably waiting for Ody to “Get in the water’’#3. When Hades looks at a dead soul he can immediately tell how they died#Like a little chat box appears in his field of vision just giving him info about the dead person#4. Applebees have existed for thousands of years#epic#epic the musical#tagamemnon#Hades#persephone#odysseus#epic the underworld saga#epic the wisdom saga#I think I’m funny
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Ok, so I am HOWLING with laughter.
So, have you heard? People are comparing Percy and Annabeth to................Odysseus and Penelope.
When I heard this, you don't know how funny it was to me. I almost choked on my spit. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Penelope would NEVER hit or insult Odysseus. She doesn't play mind games with him and they communicate properly.
Odysseus and Penelope are not toxic. Percabeth is.
Also, Rick Riordan is LEAGUES worse than Homer. Like, the guy cannot even compare to the ACTUAL GREEK POET.
And people are actually comparing the two.
Percy Jackson IS good at times, but it will NEVER compare to Homer's compositions. Literally never.
TBH that's just my personal opinion.
Also, Homer actually composed many of the Greek epics that we still read today.
I get why people would want to compare them, but there is no comparison, really. It's so fucking funny to me.
Anyway, what are your thoughts on Percabeth compared to Odysseus and Penelope?
That comparison alone has ruined the New Year for me. It's an insult to the Odyssey. Hell, it's an insult to the recently released Ithaca Saga of Epic the Musical.
But seriously, are these things actually being said? Cause that puts Percabeth stans from delusional category to brain dead.
Homer's Iliad and The Odyssey are one of history's most reputed myths of all time. And the primary source of Greek mythology for many people. I am certain Rick himself referred Homer's works for ideas and references. Even Riordan himself would be ashamed to compare his writing to Homer, in even the slightest manner.
Now to Odysseus and Penelope; the greatest couple of all time, truly and undeniably. The orignal eternal love. Even Hera, the goddess of marriage and family, considers Odysseus and Penelope's marriage bed sacred. Which Odysseus carved out of a living tree as a symbol of their undying love and so that it could never be moved.
Odysseus crawled through hell to get to Penelope and Telemachus. He survived and won the 10 year long Trojan war, defeated/ tricked a Cyclops, countless mythical monsters, Circe, Calypso, and even Zeus himself and at last Poseidon. That alone is beyond comprehension. Because Odysseus isn't a demigod or any specially blessed being. No, he is just an ordinary mortal, a genius mortal, one trained by the wisdom goddess but an ordinary mortal all the same. Yes, he is one of a kind genius, but these are literally eldritch creatures compared to him.
Let me put it this way, Odysseus is the OG Batman. He is who all smart fictional human characters aspire to be.
The Odyssey is literally about the all transcending power of human will. Of Odysseus's sheer fucking will to get back home, to his wife and son. That's it. A common desire of a common man, yet so miraculously burning and indomitable in Odysseus's mind that it alone outshines his extraordinary genius.
He quite literally died on his way there. Had to hitch a ride through the Underworld and then some.
Then he had to sacrifice his ENTIRE CREW, HIS FRIENDS, HIS COMRADES to get back to Ithaca. Mind you, Odysseus had the record of getting every single one of his 600 men alive out of Trojan War. The only one to have done so. And he had to lose some to the tragedies and then WILLINGLY SACRIFICE others to get back to Penelope.
I don't think there are words enough to encapsulate Odysseus's dedication.
Now Penelope. The thing is, she is just as bloody impressive. The Queen of Ithaca and a Spartan Princess, she is also one of a kind. Throughout Odysseus's departure and the suitors' invasion , not five, not ten, 108 SUITORS, Penelope held her own, keeping the castle, her son Telemachus and herself secure. All the while, raising Telemachus and running the kingdom on her own as well.
She tricked the suitors into an eternally futile game of trying to lift Odysseus's bow and shoot with it. Tricked them by telling them she was weaving Odysseus's shroud, which, when finished, would signify that she is picking a new husband. Each day, she would weave for all suitors to see, and each night, she would unravel the shroud. All in an attempt to stall. Among the many other ways, she did so. Including STEADFASTLY DENYING EACH AND EVERY SUITOR CONSTANTLY FOR YEARS AS THEY ASKED FOR HER HAND, NEVER ONCE LOSING HOPE OR FAITH IN ODYSSEUS.
When Odysseus returns, disguised as a beggar, she not only immediately recognizes him but subtly helps him in killing the suitors, which then Odysseus and Telemachus proceed to do.
All 108 suitors dead in a night. Add that to 600 men under Odysseus's command. 708 lives murdered and then some all for Odysseus and Penelope to reunite.
And this is me abridging the whole thing. Imagine the struggle, the suffering, the mental and physical trauma. 20 years straight. You can't fathom it.
I don't think I have words enough to state how repulsively disrespectfully wretched this comparison is. I would use an analogy, but it's so horrendous that I don't think there's one that suffices.
I literally have more than half the posts dedicated to dismantling the delusion of percabeth being a perfect ship, so I won't preach to the choir, but I mean Annabeth's fatal flaw is Hubris and Percy's is Personal Loyalty. Go figure.
If that isn't enough, Percy jumped in Tartarus for Annabeth. She fell, but Percy jumped, among the many other ways he has saved her from countless deaths. And Annabeth offers him what in return? It would have been alright if she gave him nothing in return, but somehow, the situation is EVEN WORSE.
Physical and mental demeaning. Toxic and controlling attitude and of course BLAMING HIM FOR GETTING KIDNAPPED AND HAVING HIS MEMORY WIPED BY A GODDESS. WOW, THAT SOUNDS SO SIMILAR TO PENELOPE AND ODYSSEUS.
Not to mention, Penelope accepted her husband, as he was. Even after being so completely changed by his tragic journey that he was quite literally NO LONGER HIMSELF.
And Percy when had to CHOKE AKHYLS WHO WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO KILL HIM AND ANNABETH, WAS KILLING HIM AND ANNABETH, OUT OF SELF DEFENSE AND SHE BLAMES HIM AND FORCES HIM TO PROMISE NOT TO USE HIS POWERS TO DEFEND HIMSELF???
WHAT THE FUCK??? And sure it would have been ignorable had it not had any long term effects. BUT NO PERCY ALMOST KILLS HIMSELF OUT OF KEEPING HIS PROMISE TO ANNABETH.
Call them whatever the hell you want but DON'T EVER COMPARE THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO ODYSSEUS AND PENELOPE.
PERCY DESERVES INFINITELY BETTER THAN ANNABETH. Enough said, really.
#the odyssey#pjo asks#Odysseus and Penelope#odysseus epic#penelope of ithaca#the ithaca saga#anti percabeth#anti annabeth chase#percy jackson supremacy#epic the musical
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I just realized something...
Eurylochus is the one who opened the bag of winds.
It was something so obvious because of the Puppeteer song and what happened in the ocean saga, but I'm only now connecting the dots.
and honestly? Thats having nerve.
Eurylochus, who made himself look like someone super upright, THE SECOND IN COMMAND, Eurylochus who COMPLAINED to Odysseus about not doing anything against Scylla (a sea monster that was in its natural habitat, fighting would have been suicide) when NOT HE did anything against her, when he was willing to ABANDONE his men on Circe's island and questions Odysseus's leadership skills using THOSE EXAMPLES (look, Ody didn't always do things right, but there really weren't any big losses until the Ocean Saga and he handle them very well)--
the same Eurylochus that if he had not opened the pocket of winds which Odysseus spent SLEEPLESS NIGHTS watching so that no one opened (and told them verbatim NOT TO OPEN) they would not have retreated when they were about to reach Ithaca, sending the entire fleet to where POSEIDON was, WHERE ALMOST EVERYONE DIED, THEY ESCAPED BY A HAIR-
And yet he has the Audacity to say that "if Odysseus wants all the power he must take all the BLAME"? WHEN WAS IT BECAUSE OF HIS STUPIDITY THAT THEY WERE IN THE UNDERWORLD IN THE FIRST PLACE? THE REASON WHY SO MUCH PEOPLE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE??
I'm not fine guys.
#epic musical#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#epic the ocean saga#epic the circe saga#epic the cyclops saga#epic odysseus#epic eurylochus#eurylochus#Odysseus#the odyssey#odysseus#it just makes me angry#its like the biggest hypocrecy in all the musical#jorge rivera herrans
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