#and it. doesnt. rumble

[venomgender]

>buys switch pro controller for the rumble controls

>it doesn't rumble

[blighted-lights]

what if soundwave bought cat toys for ravage once he saw what earth's cats had

then ravage would be extremely unimpressed 😔. he's a grown, sentient mech; he's got no need for cat toys!

they still get some use outta them tho, lol

[swervesfirstblaster]

optimus really doesnt play when it comes to balling

fantastic art cover by daren warren johnson

[frisky-p]

What if they were just Pokemon trainers living their best lives!!

[gummywurm-gaming]

Whenever I see stuff of rumble and frenzy they're always either like implied to be like 8 or they're old as hell and it always fucks with me bc in my mind? Those are high school freshmen, those are the bastards going around school doing stupid shit for no reason, the guys frying their Chromebook for TikTok and doing those "devious licks" and shit.

Real "ok rumble now hit the second tower" stuff

They are not innocent they are little shits that are constantly doing stupid and dangerous stuff except with soundwave bc they're like "what? Noooo I didn't do anything wrong" to try and get out of punishment

[numberonetribble]

Babysitting Shenanigans Part 1: Piston goes to Shockwave's house. They have an okay(ish) time!

Bonus:

[transformer-hardlyknowher]

saw that asks are open, Soundwave! opinions on Shockwave? and where did you get your sparklings Rumble and Frenzy, also have a #1 dad mug since you have so many kids. :)

The cassettes and Soundwave have a complicated relationship.

Shockwave and Soundwave on the other hand? A very simple relationship, neither care much for the other.

[theangrycomet]

Soundwave's cassettes should go back to being his competent but dumbass goons instead of his children/pets.

He's da Boss and he's gonna get what he wants and they'll die trying to get it for him even if they have no idea what that is or have the wrong idea about.

They are his favorite minions but he has an entire shelves worth of cybertronian tylenol for the processor-aches their shenanigans give him.

They should radiate Team Rocket/Three Stooges energy but also be the fucking scariest group to piss off.

Rumble took out Skywarp in the G1 cartoon for fucks sake.

Their dumbness does not negate their deadliness.

[lucyskywalker]

This will be critical towards 600 strikes. Don't like, don't read.

"Oh, but Dyomedes stabbed a god..."

The last time I checked this story is not about Dyomedes and the God in question wasn't Poseidon.

The context and message behind the myth is completely different. Actually, the message behind Dyomedes duel with Ares and Aphrodite is the opposite. It's to establish one of the main themes of the epic: how human choices and efforts become insignificant when fate and immortals are in control.

Dyomedes myth only proofs that if Poseidon wanted Odysseus dead for good, he would be dead. End of the story.

Odysseus was punished by his Hubris. Like Lesser Ajax was before him, like Niobe and her children also were slain by Apollo and Artemis.

It wasn't just a torturing journey for some petty reason.

It was a lesson.

And when he learned that lesson, he went back home.

Using Dyomedes to defend what happend in 600 strikes is literally absurd.

"Oh, but Poseidon deserved it."

The fact you say that proofs u don't know shit about Greek Mythology and how it is deeply rooted in how this ancient society worked and worshipped those gods.

Poseidon didn't deserve any of this. Not within this myth.

Odysseus was the one who committed Hubris, over and over again during his journey.

Odysseus was the one who believed to be above the gods due his witty and cunning nature.

Odysseus was the one who put his crew in danger because of his own pride more than once.

Odysseus was the one to harm Poseidon's son and left him alive in an act of mockery during the Odyssey.

Even during the retelling of Jorge in Epic the musical, many things Odysseus have done are pretty much debatable and are the roots of all his problems.

Even in Jorge's retelling, he stablishs angering the gods is not a good idea. Like in the song Munity, when Eurylochos kills Apollo's cows (or Hellio's).

Even before it, he established that not hearing them or going against them is not smart choice.

My Goodbye and Remember Me.

Odysseus tought he was wiser than Athena for showing mercy. But the fact is... he wasn't and he paid the price for believing such thing. Which can also be depicted as a consequence of Hubris.

It happend again during his entire journey later on. Odysseus choose to go to the underworld to avoid Poseidon. He choose to sacrifice six of his remaining men to not face Poseidon.

Because Poseidon is that much of a threat. It is a force of nature so powerfull, Odysseus cannot expect to face it.

Later, in Thunder Bringer, once again we are reminded of how powerfull, mighty and terrifying the gods truly are

Making some kind of final battle between Odysseus and one of the eldest gods, where he ends not only torturing Poseidon, but also commanding him, and somehow gets out alive, not only goes against all his journey lessons and everything the Odyssey is about, but it is also extreamly ooc of Jorge's own writing.

Odysseus never rellied on strength and a face to face battle to win.

Actually, he is "a warrior of the mind". He rellies on strategies and deceptions. He was never meant to be like Herakles nor Achilles.

And be helped by the ghosts of his dead crew? When he is pretty much the reason why they are, uk, dead? Even if they were willing to help, how did they left the Underworld? By a bus of ghosts?

What is Hades doing? Throwing a party?

I'm not even going to debate the jetpack stuff.

You can say whatever you want to apologize the writing be it "the fates wanted that way, so it doesnt matter", "he won because of Ares's blessing".

Whatever. You just crossed the line of an adaptation to a straigh up fanfiction.

Study the classics about the tale you so claim to love instead of saying so many things with no basis with so much pride.

[blighted-lights]

thinking about them,,,

[askponyboymcurtis]

Wait, in a previous ask you depicted yourself with glasses when you were younger. So, did you have glasses as a kid? Did you grow out of them?

"I wore glasses for a good long while. I'm supposed to still be wearin' 'em, but once in a rumble I wore 'em and they got all cracked."

"Besides, glasses ain't tuff at all. And I can see just fine without 'em, why bother with havin' em on? 'Least no one can call me four eyes no more, 'cuz now I only got two!"

-- PB CURTIS '65

[namibozsu]

Witness my creature purr huge style

[basyacriptid]

i need to make acc on bluesky or smth i cant continue shitting myself (quite literally) bc of tubla acting up

[t4tails]

the fighting ai in arkham asylum is so finicky its like half the time its 100% willing to launch you across the room to counter one henchman and then the other half of the time it will just make you punch the air instead of the enemy RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

[pettyprocrastination]

John Price is such an ex-husband. Like ya’ll got married young (highschool sweet hearts probably) and split up but not before having a baby and even though the papers were filed years ago and you’ve both had relationships since then he will always love you and feel a little jump in his chest when he sees you and tells you that you look lovely, as always. He’ll make a comment about the creaking front door when he comes by and insists he fixes it for you as you tell him how his son is doing in school (he’s struggling in math. but he insists its because his teacher sucks and its not his fault) It’s been years since you’ve been husband and wife but he still keeps his wedding ring in his nightstand and a picture of you on his office desk. 

[lucyskywalker]

So... Nobody told me Sean Bean played King Zeus in PJO movies...

And Odysseus in Troy...

For some reason I find it so funny.