#tf piston

[numberonetribble]

This goes on for a week until Bee caves and starts doing it too

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[numberonetribble]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP ISTON AND THEIR LITTLE LIGHTING MCQUEEN HOTWHEELS

AND THE CUP?!?!!? AND THE CARS MOVIE TURN RIGHT TO GO LEFT!?!?!?!?!

I love how sweet their smile is you capture their personality so well!!!!! They look so much like Breakdown 😭😭😭

You're so right about Piston feeling bad! Normally Piston is very much, "I do whatever I want!" but if it harms someone they care about, they freeze up. Most people are "Fight or Flight." Piston is "Freeze." When they scared, guilty, nervous or angry, their whole frame locks up, they can't move and they don't know what to do (baby got anxiety!) Like that one meme, "It was in that moment Piston knew, they fucked up."

Would Piston apologize? No :( (best they can do is a "My bad. 🥺") After their frame resets they'd slink around like a guilty dog and try to make up for it. Be on their best behavior for awhile, hide on the roof as needed, that sort of thing. 🥺

Here's a little bonus Piston Stinger piece I did (kinda spoilers but not really)

I didn't post this one here bc I didn't think it was good enough to justify a whole post but, as people in the discord said, baby got that smoko ;)

My brain has turned to mush bc of this big green insect and their stupid parents (Piston, oc by @numberonetribble )

First pic: Bee's just glad no one died lol (he'd also be proud if he wasn't about to have a spark attack worrying abt his kid flying off the track)

Bad Influence Breakdown my beloved,,,,

Bonus bc I thought this was funny as hell (I photoshopped the profile)

It's me I'm friends lol

Haha secret!

Bonus bonus bc I meant to post this before we got a confirmed weapon design for Piston

I hc that with the story behind Bee's scar, it's like, more than surface-level. Long story short, optic gutted out, not all internal damage was repairable, nor was the replacement optic 100% compatible. Just the pros of being stranded on Fuck You planet in the middle of Go Die galaxy. So he kinda just has to deal with it, and bright lights n certain stimuli tend to corrupt the sensory input and cause Not Good Happenings TM (totally not projecting an epileptiform disorder onto the guy, haha definitely)

Now, I know that Piston has a tendency to be disrespectful and "I do what I want", however in my heart I like to think they'd probably feel bad after accidentally hurting someone close to them, especially if it's something more serious (idk that's just my mindset with the family dynamics and I think it'd be sweet)

[my-anndreamer]

Bugs

They really look like a bugs (Bluesun is a wasp is 99.99%) Piston - @numberonetribble Groundbreaker - @macking-cheese Bluesun - Me.

[whatsverstappeningnow]

it's a pas de deux

carlos sainz x ballerina!reader

★ smau ★ after the drivers attend a ballet performance as part of their Imola GP media duties, Carlos finds himself falling for the star ballerina.

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stressed about nothing in particular

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liv.in.motion pls save the panic spiral for after curtain call, thanks. 😀✌️

-> yourusername if i faint mid-grand jeté just roll me off stage please

-> liv.in.motion i'll just step over you, don't worry!!!

-> yourusername i love having supportive friends!!! (jk, love you)

-> liv.in.motion 💋 (love you too)

balletfantatic everyone watching tomorrow should be honoured to see you move tbh.

user32 jealous of everyone who gets to watch you dance live 😭 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

rachel.yes who gets stressed when they look this flawless practicing??

-> yourusername you guys are so sweet <3

bestieuser stop acting like u aren't gonna slay tomorrow night pls

-> yourusername LET ME BE STRESSED ABOUT THEM WATCHING

-> bestieuser at least if you wipeout onstage there will be plenty of people who can drive you to the hospital!

-> piston-cup wait... who's 'them'...

->yourusername ...i fear we have already said too much

noa.dances nothing like crippling pre-show dread to say we’re back onstage 😌

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Turns out the pre-race chaos won’t be confined to the track 👀 The drivers were spotted arriving at the historic Teatro Comunale di Imola earlier this evening to attend a ballet performance ahead of race weekend. No official reason for the visit has been given, but sources say they were personally invited by members of the company (and yes, they cleaned up very nicely for the occasion).

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speedyyeah nah bc i blinked and now they’re doing arts and culture?? is this some Italian FIA outreach program i’m not aware of

-> coolgirlhp HELPPPPP

f1fantatic i wasn't aware they knew what ballet was...

-> user1 someone please check if they clapped at the wrong time. i feel it in my soul.

-> user55 everyone is forgetting they are basically all super rich, this is very on brand i fear

speeddrive i swear my clothes were JUST on !!!

fanpage carlos looking extra fine? oh suddenly i believe in the importance of ballet.

user18 if this was PR it worked. i am fully invested. emotionally compromised. spiritually unwell.

simplylovelyyeah you’re telling me yourusername was stressed because Carlos Sainz was in the audience?? yeah I’d worry about passing out too

-> balletbabes suddenly the pre-show nerves are making a LOT more sense

yourusername has posted a story

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besiteuser EXCUSE ME. WHO GOT YOU THOSE. bc those were NOT from management and we both KNOW IT

-> yourusername so funny story !!! a certain guest at last night's show sent them to my dressing room... 😀

-> besiteuser UM. you told me you didn't get to speak to any of the drivers???

-> yourusername i didn't...

-> besiteuser GIRL THEY SAW YOU DANCE ONCE AND SENT YOU ROSES??? WHO TF SENDS ROSES TO PEOPLE THEY'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO????

-> yourusername carlos sainz apparently

-> besiteuser AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-> yourusername i'm glad we are both staying calm about this

yourusername has posted a close friends story

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📸 BREAKING NEWS 📸 Carlos Sainz has been spotted tonight returning to historic Teatro Comunale di Imola. No other drivers were present. Fans at the ballet noted that he was seated in a private box and was carrying a boquet of roses. He was later spotted leaving via the dancers exit hand in hand with the companies lead dancer... has Carlos found love at the ballet?

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checkeredheart this is not and drill. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

gridgirlgossip am I delusional or is carlos leaning in for a kiss in the third photo

-> user5 WAIT I SEE IT TOO

user90 carlos sainz watching a 3 hour ballet twice in 48 hours just because the girl he likes is it it... girls if he wanted to HE WOULD

drivefaster omg guys. the flowers yourusername posted the other day must have been from carlos too... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER

user55 i don't know who i'm more jealous of

rachel.no seeing carlos in a suit twice in one week? oh we are being spoiled

->yourusername you're welcome!

-> rachel.no OMG HI??!?!?!?!?!

goingwild not yourusername basically IMMEDIATELY confirming this is all true 😭 ok we get it girl thats your man now

yourusername has posted a close friends story

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dressing (and undressing) for the theatre

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yourusername photo creds?

-> carlos.sainz photo 3 credits to yourusername

taglist: @verogonewild @piston-cup

credit for the pink bow dividers goes to @cursed-carmine

another short fluffy smau! i hope you enjoyed <3

[glassjoeandgreattigersssimp]

do you have a personal ranking list of PO boxers from most bae to least bae

Yeah! Here it is ^^ (pretend Great Tiger is above the 10/10 category)

(Tw: me personal opinions about the top boxers ahead! If you disagree, that's okie, but it's just my opinion lol)

(Tw: also talks of sex)

- Wouldn't date King Hippo because I hc him as a straight up animal and the more I think about it... he's probably my least favorite character. I'm so sorry @ohshy

- Passing on Doc and the Ref bc they both bland imo... although I'd put Doc above the ref bc he's got a good personality and we could be friends, bit I wouldn't wanna do anything bae-like with him

- Passing on Sandy too bc he's scary and bland at the same time. He's bland in the fact that his only personality is "boxing" (off topic but I'm tired of ppl saying the other characters aren't boxers bc they too cartoony... like bruh, if you want a realistic boxing simulator with super serious straight-faced boxers, go play an ea game lol) and like... that's it. He's just the strongest, and not in a fun way. But he's also scary bc if I met him irl I'd feel too afraid to even have a normal conversation with him... nevermind find any attraction for him. Also his haircut in his title defense mode is whack

- Whoever said Bald Bull borders on being ugly and handsome is 💯 on the money. Sometimes if I think of him long enough, I could see him as hot? Especially nowadays now that I'm more engrossed into the characters... but him being bae is kinda problematic bc of the obvious issue of his rage issues... like ik Arans got that issue too but Aran is something else, and even if Bull wouldn't break my pancreas if I pissed him off, he'd be at the top of the date category at most.

- Dragon Chan is THE most Bae spo boxer. I like their hair, their build, their unqiue fighting style... I wish they had a more defined voice though... and a 3D sprite. Really, if DC was in the Wii version of punch out, they'd be way up list. They're a rough draft of what would be a smash, but with some development, DC could be soooo freaking attractive.

- Soda is tall and muscular... I love his himbo vibes, but that's about it. His skin is pinkish red (which isn't really a handsome attribute- like tf are you Patrick star-) he'd be an awesome cuddle partner, and would probably treat me right, but that's about it.

- Bear Hugger is also a great cuddle partner. First of all, stan body diverse boxers, second of all, he loves animals and nature, which is a wonderful personality trait. I like his carefree attitude, his squirrel, I like Candian-ness, and with the right art style, he could be really handsome. But there's also the obvious turn off that keep me from smashing him... he probably smells bad, no matter how much I lie to myself, that's probably the truth, and while I praised his confidence to be a boxer while also being chubby, I feel like that could get in the way of smashing... and general appeal (not saying chubby people aren't attractive! I'm chubby too, but in this particular case, it doesn't quite work!!). A one-night cuddle stand would be nice, but I wouldn't go further than that.

- Macho Man is an absolute character. He's got so much personality and spunk, I like his voice, his confidence, his half surfer persona... he's probably a poster child celebrity crush for most people in the PO verse. The thing is, I probably won't do anything long-term with him. This gray-haired, fake tan hoe is NOT loyal! He's surrounded with girls in most of his cutscenes... very, objectively beautiful ones... that sorta makes me think I, being the NOT rich, skinny Hollywood stereotypical beautiful girl I am, would either be out of his league or the first one he ditches. Basically, I'd love to at least cuddle with him and maybe have a breakfast date, buuuut I can't truly love him. He's a southern California boy, and I'm a northeastern girl.

- Piston Hondo is incredibly unproblematic. He's definitely loyal, has his values in place, he's got a great build, a handsome voice, he's strong... I absolutely see the sex appeal, Hondo fans. It's very high... but I don't think I would pursue him. I feel like if we were in a relationship, I wouldn't fully be comfortable. I feel like he'd expect a lot from me to live up to and to put it simply... he's way out of my league. Tbh, I wouldn't have a chance with ANY of these fictional boxers, but with Hondo especially, I feel like I'd be lying awake every night thinking, "He deserves soooo much better than me... I definitely did something wrong today..." So yeah, I'd almost smash, but I don't think I could commit to him. I know my reasoning is really dumb, but idk, I'd feel really nervous around him if we did become official. But damn, would he be a great cuddle partner... wonderful one night stand contender, too. Love ya Hondo, but you're TOO good, honestly.

- Our first smash! Disco Kid! Love Disco Kid... he's full of life and smiles, he dances through life like it's a party... he's good-looking, carefree, he dances, he's rich and successful, he's got a nice voice... and I absolutely love how he doesn't hold any hard feelings for Mac when he loses. He picks himself up and comes back swinging and having even more fun doing what he loves. That's so mature of him, and he's the youngest opponent you face (being 20 years old)... if everyone was like Disco Kid, the world would be a better place. There's one teensy weensy thing keeping him from the REAL baes... he's got endless energy. I feel like he'd be the type of guy that wants to party all night and then still be up for doing stuff with you the next morning. So yeah, I would love to smash with him, but nothing committed because I feel like he'd be too much for Lil introverted me.

-- And now, the top 5 baes 💜💜💜💜💜-

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- If you asked me what I thought of Don Flamenco when I first entered the fandom I would've been like "he's okay lol bros got that goofy ahh total drama headshape".... but now, I think Don Flamenco is a total bae. This man will shower you with attention and romance, he'll dedicate boxing moves in your name- he dances, he has a gorgeous twunk body, his voice and accent are absolutely gorgeous... Don is a dream boat. And the more I think about his story with Carmen, the funnier it is, because he takes it so seriously and goes full on emo... it's kinda pathetic, but in the best way possible. I love Don sm, and him being bald isn't a turn-off at all. Whether it's natural male baldness (that he's having at 23, oof) or if Carmen actually ripped it out of his scalp, or what not... I'd really just accept him for who he is. Isn't that what love is about? <3

Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩

- There are sooooo many fucking sexy things about Von Kaiser... I have to just list them

- Absolute stud, body wise. Would 100% sleep on his chest. Also, he looks HOT ASFUUUUCK in that white tank top in his title defense cut scene!!! (You know the scene lol)

- I love his voice and accent, just like Don (voice means a lot to me, personally)

- I like that he has experience working with kids, bc as someone who also used to work with children, that's like- such a huge appeal, being able to have the maturity and ability to provide protection is so charming to me personality (I have mommy and daddy issues haha 🥲)

- Look, he's got obvious mental problems, but I kinda love him for that. It makes him deep, and it makes me root for him 10x more than I would for little Mac because I don't know what happened that messed him up... personally, I don't think it was a war, but perhaps it is some form of ptsd? I just wanna heal him... let us bang, but let me hold this man by the face and tell him he's amazing and worth it. Idfc if he's 42, he's a handsome, hurt dilf, and I want him.

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- Listen y'all... Aran Ryan is problematic, and you shouldn't be with someone like him irl... but he's still really fucking hot. Do I have to explain it? The muscles, the red hair, the ever so slight stubble he has, his Irishness oozing from his voice (Irish people are biologically based and sigma, objectively. Source: I am 0.000262% Irish 🤓/hj). He could break my pancreas if he gets angry, but he's handsome, and I would thank him for it. And yeah, I kinda like the crazed attitude, sue me. Look, straight male mfs will argue how they could "fix" stereotypically beautiful fictional women but will freak out and cry "problematic" when women acknowledge how handsome Aran is. Fuck you straight men, I LOVE ARAN RYAN!!!!

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Do I gotta say anything? Glass Joe has got to be the cutest damn Nintendo character ever, and I mean every word of it. He is sooooo freaking adorable and sexy. Everything about him is either beautiful or cute. I love his hair, his eyes, his adorable French accent, this skinny build which differs and is unique from the other boxers... I love his simple, ordinary life. He chills, loves pastries, he loves his home city. And bro, that black sweater on him... too cute!! But he isn't a straight weakling either. Like, he's not the strongest, but he'd definitely try to defend you if you ever run into trouble. Dates with him would be the sweetest thing, and fucking with him? Utter bliss. I love you so much, Glass Joe. You deserve your fans and your online fangirls.

Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅 💜

- Great Tiger is the single most sexiest man ever placed into a Nintendo game. Fucking fight me... he has everything a perfect man would have. He has a gorgeous hourglass body, well groomed facial hair, that beautiful buttery voice (Great Tiger asmr when Next Level Games???), he sings, he dances, he knows magic (which objectively makes sex better, I would know, don't ask), he's powerful, but he's also got a sense of humor... Great Tiger is just perfect. He is absolutely top PO mareiage material, nevermind bae. His only crime is being a difficult fight.

[gentlenaa]

TRAIN TF OCS TRAIN TF OCS!!! >:D

Really wanted to draw the train transformers I have seen around with my boy Piston a long while ago, but just now I could do it! Here is Cucumber from @retr0scum and Ash Hopper from @noritaro!

[kittyprincess756]

Hm

Body horror of some sort tw ig

I like to think that visible parts of tfs', aka armor, are kinda separated from the rest of the body and could be easily manipulated

But what if the armor is actually the part of tfs' body

Let's go with d-16 for example

The still warm body was separated from the head. The crumbs of the black helmet lay on the dusty ground. A huge flat stone that fell from the ceiling of the tunnel surprisingly easily crumpled and crushed seemingly strong helm. Someone's head lamp shone coldly on a puddle of transfluid, energon, and something else. There was a silvery soft substance between the cracked brain modules, oculomotor pistons, and the almost completely peeled-off faceplate with the lenses falling out. Living metal. It turned out that it connected all the parts that should not have moved with some kind of curly, branchlike appendages. The hollow ventilation pipes that each bot has on its helmet turned out to be smoothly fused to the head, and inside they were not at all perfectly smooth and shiny. Relatively deep in the head, they diverged into many thin tubes, through which condensation partially flowed into some special cavity. A piece of the crushed helmet, due to the still-warm living metal, slowly slid down, stretching the rapidly cooling and cracking trace of the soft substance. The body began to stiffen.

Their armor is kinda like a shell that is connected to the inner organs by living metal that serves as muscle and integumentary tissue (only in some places and only at specific period of time)

[valkresdarkside]

Some nsfw drabbles I wrote while working, a build-up chapter for one of my Blewd ideas but the one getting lewded in this part is Dusty so beware 🙏

And for the terms here, I borrowed some TF fandom's terms and changed it slightly.

Coremate would be the equivalent of sparkmate in TF, where two sparks/cores are permanently connected through a special form of bond as a sign that they're having a committed romantic relationship. It allows two vehicles to send their feelings, thoughts, memories, etc through their bond, and they can block their own sides to prevent anything from their part to surge through the bond. Losing a coremate would cause intense pain for the partner, since their cores are practically one, and it often leads to death.

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It had been a week since Dusty had gone missing. Blade landed on the Lodge's helipad to meet a tired-looking Corsair.

"Any news?" the helo asked as he rolled closer. The warbird shook his front weakly. He hadn't slept at all since the ex-cropduster went missing in the middle of a race through the Atlantic ocean, searching for the air tractor without any rest. He's only here now because the Jolly Wrenches ensured him that they'd help with the search mission, and that consulting Dusty's coremate and other mentor—Blade Ranger—would be a good idea.

To be honest, Blade wasn't doing that well either. He couldn't get through his and Dusty's bond connection. Dusty got his side blocked and silenced as Blade kept sending pulses of concern, sadness, and questions of his whereabouts. It was like...

It was like Dusty didn't want to be found at all.

On the positive side, the bond was still there, which means that the air racer was still alive. That much, Blade can promise the Corsair.

Blade sat there as he nudged a can of oil towards the Corsair. "You need to eat."

Hesitantly, Skipper accepted the oil, only taking small sips as he felt sick in the stomach.

"I'll arrange for your stay until Dusty returns."

***

"You've got a mail!" Maru waved a sheet of paper when the fire chief rolled into the main hangar. Blade raised an eyelid. He barely knows anyone who'd send things to him, let alone personal mails.

Maybe it was from Dusty?

He rolled into his own quarters before opening the mail with his teeth.

"September 10th. 1800. 44.1374773, -124.1281372. Tell no one if you don't want the plane to get hurt."

***

Against his better judgement, Blade complied to the letter. He found himself landing near an old lighthouse, hours away from Piston Peak. He didn't tell anyone about this, even when he asked Windlifter to take his place in the command chain.

He pushed the lighthouse's door open.

"Ah, there you are."

A small Cessna was parking herself inside. She looked completely harmless, and there was no signs of Dusty.

"He's not here," she chuckled, as if she could read Blade's mind. "I'll take you to him."

She pushed a button on the wall and a door to the basement opened. She nudged Blade, telling him to go inside.

So he did.

After several minutes of rolling down the path, he was greeted by a sight that made his core ache and filled with rage.

Dusty was there, covered with scars and cuts. He had his left wing snapped off as his right one was heavily damaged. His eyes were shut in pain as a black AW101 was mounting him, forcing himself into the small plane's valve, while several other aircrafts nibbled and licked his damaged frame. Dusty's sobs and cries of pain echoed in the room.

Blade didn't think at all as he rammed his own body against the H155 who was licking Dusty's canopy.

"GET OFF MY PARTNER!" he roared.

Dusty's eyes snapped open in horror as he heard a voice he recognized. "Blade?! No, no, no, please, get out of here!"

Blade shot Dusty a confused look before stancing himself to ram against the AW101. "As if I'd leave you."

"They're after you! Please, just go!" Dusty begged as he opened his side of the bond. Blade's core skipped a beat as the connection was filled with overwhelming mixed pulses.

Then something hit him, pushing him back several meters, and he gasped as something heavy pushed him onto the ground. His landing gears snapped off due to the immense weight, and he hissed in pain. But his fight wasn't done yet, and he activated his rotor. The aircraft above him groaned in pain before they bit into the main rotor forcefully and ripped it off.

Blade's audial nodes could barely register Dusty's screams as they became filled with ringing noises. He slowly felt himself losing consciousness.

Not yet... Please... I need to save him...

Then the world turned pitch black.

***

Blade could hear pained sobs. He opened his eyes slowly, eyes blurry and audial nodes barely activated.

His gaze met Dusty's teary eyes. The airtractor was pinned under a Sea Stallion as the much bigger helo released his seed into the poor plane's valve, filling his hopper with the sticky liquid. His side of the bond was filled with pain and fear.

Blade tried to move, only to find that he's stuck there, without his landing gears nor rotor. He could only watch in terror helplessly as the bigger helo pulled himself out of his coremate's swollen valve, dripping as his hopper's capacity had long met its limit.

"Stop... this..." Blade hissed, his frames still hurting from the previous assault. "Don't hurt him..."

He attempted to soothe Dusty by sending comforting pulses through his bonds, trying to not let any negative feelings of his get through the connection.

Share some of your pain with me. Please.

Dusty stared at him hesitantly. Blade forced a smile, trying to act tough.

Then the pain hit him like a truck. He hissed as he could feel everything—the scrapes, the torn wings, the filled tank, the bruised valve...

He swore to himself that he'd kill every single vehicles that did this to his mate.

He kept sending reassurance through the bonds, and the effects started to get visible. The sobbing had quieted down. Dusty closed his eyes, not from the pain, but from the warmth that enveloped his core.

The Stallion seemed to notice this. He bit on Dusty's remaining wing—hard enough to receive responses from both captured aircrafts as Blade could feel it through the bond.

"Interesting..." he smirked mischievously. "You guys are bonded, huh?"

"None of your business," Blade snapped.

Chuckling, the Sea Stallion shook his front before smirking again. "Good, that just means I can use more methods to make you suffer, Blazin' Blade."

Blade glared at the nickname. This helo knows about him? "Don't you dare touch him."

"Oh, we may have a problem with that request. First, I've touched him, lots of times, both his outer panels and insides..." the Stallion hummed as he licked Dusty's shaking tail. "Second, he's a great toy and I might keep him for myself."

Dusty sobbed as the captor covered him with licks and bites. His body was visibly shaking with fear, and Blade couldn't do anything but trying to help him mentally through their connection.

Then the Stallion mounted Dusty again before forcing himself into the plane's valve, adding more bruises and scrapes in his tunnel.

Dusty cried. Blade hissed. Both felt the pain of having the helo's huge dick impaling the smaller plane's tanks. Dusty quickly blocked his side of the bond, not wanting to give the sadist what he wanted—Blade's pained reactions.

Blade gasped at the absence of the connection. "Don't—"

Dusty screamed as the previously lessened pain doubled, having no one to share the pain with. His eyes were shut, tears flowed out of his windshield.

"Stop it!" Blade begged, having enough of the sight. "I'll take his place, just, don't hurt him anymore!"

Then the Stallion stopped, his gaze piercing at Blade's desperate eyes. Dusty screamed "don't"s repeatedly below him, yet those pleads had gone unnoticed as the huge helo grinned, revealing his sharp teeth.

That was exactly what he wanted.

[bucketspammer4life]

What do subject do you think the boxers were best in, i personally headcanon that Von Kaiser and Piston Hondo would be good in history

this is literally so creative how tf did i not think of this-

Glass joe - history!!! This man would live off history books during school!!

Von Kaiser - had to excel in basically every subject or his academic validation needs would roundhouse kick him in the stomach, one of the only lessons he was naturally good at was pe since he enjoyed it, everything else was basically forced

Disco Kid - PE!!! He was a slacker that was pretty hyperactive so getting to cartwheel around for a grade is basically a dream for him

King Hippo - He hated em all except lunch

Piston Hondo - he loved art class since he was a fairly creative kid and never got time to paint thanks to studying to keep his memory fresh, he loved painting since he could do what he loved while getting his academic validation needs satisfied

Bear Hugger - He was homeschooled since his family lived pretty far from the city so.. chopping trees??

Great Tiger - basically anything with writing since it was a big interest of his, he liked writing about his emotions, experiences and his memories, so he pretty much slayed anything with writing

Don Flamenco - he was a huge slacker, his only excuse to go to school was pe since he liked running around

Aran Ryan - He escaped from school 99% of the time so he didnt see any lessons, in the rare case that he went to a class, it would be biology since he has a interest in it

Soda Popinski - science!! He loved mixing up stuff and has caused at least 2 fires in his school, other than that he likes science

Bald Bull - He also ran from school pretty often so.. Not much other than PE

Super Macho Man - art, unlike hondo where it was a creative outlet, he just drew dumb shit and ran off with it

Mr Sandman - math, he found it fun to do and its still his biggest flex to this day

[themetalvirus]

All my fountain pens so picky like wtf do U mean U don't work with this cartridge?? Okay I guess I'll buy the one you want. Tf U mean U don't want it?????? Like bitch wtf?????? What more can I do for you?? None of my pens accept the same type of cartridge

yeah, this is one of the genuine downsides of fountain pens. if you're new it's really hard to figure out what cart goes to what pen, and checking if converters are included has to become muscle memory before buying a pen LMAO

btw i've thought a cart i bought specifically for a pen didn't fit but i just didn't press hard enough. triple check that they're compatible before you try that otherwise uh. explosion

also this is why i love piston fills. no fussing around with any of this i just get like a ml of ink in one pull and can use the pen for like ever, no fuss

[numberonetribble]

Child of Divorce moment :(

Bonus:

[numberonetribble]

I'M CHEWING ON THE FURNITURE!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 This is how I find out I laugh like Breakdown!! Thank you so much these are so cool!!!!! 💖💖💖

I went crazy last night and couldn't stop thinking of @numberonetribble 's breakbee fanchild Piston, so I stayed up real late drawing them! (I took a few creative liberties, if that's okay)

When drawing this page, I had the stray thought of,, what if Bee didn't make it through Piston's birth? If that did happen I wonder how things would be with Breakdown having to parent all by himself,, hmmm,,, anyway it's supposed to be father-child bonding regardless of how you take it!

And then!!!! I thought of a semi-angsty minicomic? two-parter, whatever it is, I'm kinda proud of it (Breakdown's back is fuuuuuucked bro, how do you draw that shet) (I lowkey think I'm growing an obsession with that cunticon, he's so charming)

I wonder if Piston favors their sire because he acts more like the fun/reckless parent, while Bee is more protective/kinda sheltery, but that's just a theory...

[my-anndreamer]

Babies in store! Piston - @numberonetribble Groundbreaker - @macking-cheese

[ya-zz]

I was curious about your thoughts on the whole collab, mostly the skins and comic

Okay, so. Firstly: I ain’t gonna lie, I haven’t seen ANY of the Transformers movies or series or even read any comics about any of it except from BumbleBee a few years ago in cinema. My dad has watched the movies and I’ve seen snippets from them but apart from that, I have no clue about the Transformers universe.

When I first read the comic, I was super excited, mainly because we got some Ramattra content after he basically got murdered last season. The story was super well written, and I think the characters that were chosen deserve the skins.

The only skin I have is Ramattra’s as I don’t play anyone else as much as him. Though I am debating on buying Bastion BumbleBee…

I haven’t really looked at the Reinhardt skin or Illari skin so I can’t say much about those but I can say Reinhardt definitely fits that Optimus Prime skin. It suits him well. (Don’t ask me about Illari because I don’t even know the transformer character)

Bastion’s is super cute, the way he transforms into a car when in turret mode too 😭😭 sobbing. His highlight intro is adorable and even in the other skins it’s still cute. Bumblebee definitely suited Bastion out of all of the heroes. It was pretty obvious he’d get that skin.

Of course, I did buy Ramattra’s skin without hesitation. I will say that his victory poses don’t look right in the skin unless it’s his TF pose or the Nemesis form pose. AND the only thing that genuinely pisses me off about the skin is how they closed his cowl so you can’t see his neck and shoulders. Like with the other skins, you can see the pistons and those tubes that run from his receptors to that connector but in his TF skin they are hidden by that cowl. His highlight intro though!? Love it. Goes really well with his Poseidon skin.

OH and I also love the sound effects of equipping the skin and the robotic overlay for the voices. Was a really nice touch.

Honestly, it was a pretty decent collab, at least I’ve enjoyed the content as I’m sure many others have as well - I can see there being another TF collab with the other heroes and TF characters.

[glassjoeandgreattigersssimp]

Maybe childhood hc of the boxers (idk if this a weird req )??

It's not weird at all! Childhood hc's coming up + you can find more about their origins in my AU :>

Glass Joe 🇫🇷🥐

- Lived with his mom, dad, and his uncle, Gabriel (aka Gabby Jay). All his guardians all worked for very long hours (since living in Paris is pricey)

- His mom (Celine) and dad (Dion) were barely in his life because of it; Gabby was his primary caretaker

- Gabby was basically his best friend since he didn't have a lot as a child

- Has had asthma his whole life and was never ever good at sports or PE. (Bro does not smoke in this AU lmao)

- He's actually very smart! Loved writing and math, and is one of the few boxers that was able to go to college

- Some of his best childhood memories are with Gabby, whether it be going to see a play with him, or learning how to bake with him... they were insanely close.

- Went through a small emo phase when he was 13. He's still very embarrassed about it to this day.

Von Kaiser🇩🇪🔩

- Grew up in two different homes... for least part, he grew up with his ultra caring, ultra sweet single mom (named Emilia)... or for the most part, he grew up with his ultra strict, bigoted, and cruel grandparents (Agnes and Leopold)

- His grandparents are where his adulthood trauma stems from. They were horrible... as early as 6 years old, Kaiser was forced to cook, clean, have his bed made at 5 in the morning before school... that sorta thing.

- They punished hard, too. Name any outdated or cruel punishment towards a child, and they've probably done it. Screaming at him, breaking toys, locking him in the attic... and, of course, physical violence. Belt or hand, take your pick.

- Kaiser actually has a small premenant burn on his bottom left hip. It was when Agnes burned him with a hot pan as a kid... if anyone asks about it, he'll lie and quickly tell you it's a birthmark.

- Growing up with them, especially with his grandfather, he was taught to always bottle his feelings. This led him to being very social distant, both in school and when he eventually enrolled in technician school.

- His mom was pretty cool, though. She was an engineer (later an amputee, long after Kaiser moved out of Germany) and did her best to provide for her and her son. Because she had no other relatives and she didn't want Kaiser staying home alone every day (her job is very time demanding), she had to send him to live with his grandparents often.

- If his grandparents were alive today, they'd def be tweaking tf about Kaiser getting with not only a man but a French man.

Disco Kid 🇺🇲🕺

- Omg a childhood that isn't completely sad???

- Lived a comfortable, upper middle class with his mom (Zuri), his radio host dad (Kenneth), and his little sister, April.

- Naturally a very active child! He's been in and out of multiple sports, but dancing was by far his favorite.

- Also very close to his mom and adopted her love for disco and the 80s in general. They boxercise regularly together, and sometimes April will join them

- Certified prom king expert! The dude has completely owned every single school dance he's been to. This made him a popular kid with plenty of friends growing up.

King Hippo 🏝🦛

- Not much to say! Hippo was born an adult. He was a full-blown adult hippo before getting mutated into a human-hippo being. (See my AU for details)

- Has very few memories of his time on Hippo island... he just knows he was the leader of them, though.

Piston Hondo: 🇯🇵🥊

- Lived with his mom (Michi), his dad (Ryu), and his twin sisters, Aki and Aiko.

- Always busy. If he's not at school, he's most likely working at the family restaurant, called "Heart of the Hondo's, as a cook.

- Parents were strict but not outwardly abusive. They raised him right! Taught him responsibility, respect, discipline... everything that he is today.

- Aki and Aiko are little Aran Ryan level menace's... Hondo had to take care of them and make sure they never got into any trouble most days.

- Childhood friends with Heike Kagero ever since grade school.

- Very quiet, non-social kid, and mainly hung out with Heike. If he's not working or at school, he'd spend his time watching anime (mainly Sailor Moon) or reading manga. His sisters loooved teasing him about his love for Sailor Moon...

Overall, pretty good childhood! He has a lot of nostalgia for his childhood, too.

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦🐻

- Didn't have a very great relationship with his folks... at least not until his teen years, that is.

- His father (Caleb) was a big name hunter, and his mother (Elanor) specialized in taxidermy.

- They lived in a rural community in Salmon Arm, Canada.

- They weren't really mean or horrible people, but they didn't know Bear didn't agree with their actions... mainly because Bear never confronted them. At all.

- Got very rebellious as a teen and ran away from his folks one night with his squirrel, Spruce. To this day, his parents seriously think he got kidnapped or something, and nowadays, they actually have no idea Bear is a boxer now.

- Spent his whole childhood with Spruce and other animals. Ever since he was 4 years old, animals just had a natural gravitation towards him.

- Never saw his grieving parents again.

Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐯

- Legit doesn't remember his childhood well.

- He imagines it was pretty mundane and routinely.

- Thinks he had a childhood pet...? He could be wrong, though.

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸🥀

- Lived in a middle class home with his mom (Lucia) and his dad (Juan)

- His mom was VERY dotting and protective... girl would throw a shoe at you if you accidentally looked at her son the wrong way. She bragged about him a lot too. Girl definitely wore the pants in her relationship.

- Ofc, even if Don's mother was clingy and protective of her "sweet baby angel" son, it didn't stop a certain blonde tourists parents from convincing her to let Don leave Spain...

- In terms of childhood, Don was a very popular kid for how social he was. He wasn't a particularly behaved student though.

- Definitely became a jock in his team years, sporting a large male friend group.

- Loved by his community, especially after his dad introduced him to the matador business at a young age.

- Smaller hc here, but was definitely on a swim team. Idk, I feel like that'd be a thing.

- Even smaller hc; Lucia is actually Latina (from Columbia), and his dad is a native Spaniard. This makes Don mixed race, technically :3

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪😈

- Lived in the outskirts of Dublin with his father (Oscar), his 6 younger siblings, including the one was closest to the most, a year younger sister named Brooke.

- Grew up on a small sheep farm, with lots of responsibilities, similar to Hondo. He looked after his siblings, his siblings did farm work, and his father fed them that night. That's how it worked.

- Was homeschooled

- Fought with Brooke a lot, except he was always the instigator. Brooke was a sharp contrast to his personality, being an intellectual and a stickler for rules and safety.

- On again off again relationship with his dad. Some days and nights were awesome, but some nights and days were awful...

- His dad was a hard punisher, and he wasn't afraid to spank or use the belt. He also definitely played favorites with all of the siblings.

- Rowdy sibling, and got into trouble the most. Either that or his dad couldn't handle his adhd.

- Runs away during hard fights, either to a local pub or into a sheep pen

- Had this small childhood toy, a stuffed lamb he named "lucky," that he sleeps with every night... and to this day!

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺🍾

- Grew up in a small, low-income community with his mom (Petra), his hard working dad (Grigory), and his short older sister named Svetlana.

- Absolutely adored child. Basically friends with all his neighbors, and was known as this gentle, soft-spoken giant.

- Naturally very tall kid

- Him and Svetlana were nearly always on the same wavelength, it was almost scary at times. They were basically besties

- Worked as a box carrier alongside school

- Parents are humoursly short compared to him. Funnier because they're very sweet and supportive of him, but not to an overbearing extent

Bald Bull 🇹🇷🐂

- Social shut in + anger issues

- His autism made it hard to understand other kids, so he didn't have a lot of friends

- Can't remember his parents well

- Nothing too notable here

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸🌊

- Very rich actors' parents (Sophia and Lucas) that weren't really parents. They were more like acting agents for young Macho Man.

- Didn't do well at school, and was often taken out so he could focus on his inevitable acting career

- Looks SO different from how he did as a kid... as a kid, he was a tiny blonde boy with a cute smile and rosey dimples. A far cry from how Macho Man looks now...

- Loved the beach, but his parents never brought him there much. He'd sneak off with friends often to be at the beach. Loved swimming, surfing and the ocean.

- His parents dropped all contact with him once reports of him being a spoiled, terrible actor to work with made public. They didn't wanna take credit for the kid they raised lol

- Loved action movies as a kid, had a ton of merchandise

Mr. Sandman 🟢🥊

- First of all, dude will never spill the beans about his childhood if you ask.

- Had absolutely incredible parents that he loved a lot. He lived with his kindhearted, if shy mother (Destiny) and his strong, wise father (Miles).

- Loved boxing ever since he was a boy... his childhood room was adorable, adorned with posters, action figures, and even trading cards.

- Strong, sporty kid who participated in multiple little leagues. He laughed and smiled way more during fights as a kid...

- Moved to NY when he was a teen to get recognized... Mr. Dream picked him up for training and stardom.

- Saw his parents less and less the more he worked with Mr. Dream... but Mr. Dream needed full control over him for true greatness.

- His childhood officially ended when his parents never came home from work one day because Mr. Dream had them murdered...

If anyone wants childhood hc for any particular boxer not mentioned, please comment them!~

[ladylooch]

I just know Connor takes such good care of his girl

Like that man is my entire dream

He is so sweet and golden retriever vibes but he can also put Lucie in her place in and out of the bedroom

Mhmmm he is soo…okay I got to stop I’m getting myself worked tf up

BARK BARK BARK BARK!

fuck.

Every time I'm like... XYZ is the hottest boy, Connor Wood goes, "hold my fucking beer, baby. I'm gonna make you remember who is number 1 on this blog." I am such a simp for that man🧎🏻‍♀️

I also feel like Mr. Golden Retriever has triggers too. Like idk that I can speak to them at this moment, but Lucie knows what buttons to push that get him out of sorts and into a domineering piston.

Well, I guess we do know one of them: his "wanna make you a daddy" breeding button😂