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docileroamer · 3 months ago
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callmemana · 2 years ago
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Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #33
Tenn: *eating ice cream*
Tenn: my mouth is cold.
Mav: *smirks* want me to warm it up for you?
Tenn:
Tenn: *blushes* y-yes.
Mav: *hands Tenn a hot coco* Here!
Tenn:
Tenn: *dying inside*
Mav: this is what you meant right?
Tenn: s-sure, yup, definitely.
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Crick: I guess it’s true what they say.
Crick: sometimes the ones we love the most… hurt us the most.
Leo: Cricket, for the last time, I’m sorry I ate your last piece of chocolate.
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Goose: excuse me, Mr. Pruitt I have a question!
Beau: yea what is it, Nicholas?
Leo: don’t do this.
Goose: how do plants say hello?
Rick: please don’t.
Beau: plants don’t talk, son.
Goose: ALOE!
Kat: *holding in her laughter for dear life*
Leo & Rick: *groaning*
Beau: … *starts to chuckle*
Goose: told you I’d get him to laugh.
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Older teacher: *sees the last names ‘Wolfe’ & ‘Pruitt-Neven’ on the list of names of students*
O.T: okay, it can’t be THAT bad, I mean, either I have two wholesome students who are sweethearts and will have excellent grades*
O.T.: or… I quit.
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Leo: so Amanda… I’ve been wanting to tell you something for so long..
Leo: I really like you and…
Rick: *pretending to be Crick and using a fake girly voice* piss off, Wolfe. I’m really disgusted by you.
Leo: …
Leo: no, it’s not working.
Leo: Wood, you love me too much to pretend to hate me.
Wood: true.
Leo: Duckie! Come here and pretend to be your sister so I can practice!
Duckie: *from the next room* FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT!!
Leo: Perfect! You already know what to say!
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[freshman year]
Leo: are you wearing makeup?
Crick: oh, it’s just mascara. Do you like it?
Leo: looks okay, I reckon.
[later]
Leo: *crying into Duck’s shoulder* it looked so good.
Duck: I know.
Leo: I’m so in love.
Duckie: I know.
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Viper: I felt pity for one young adult runt ONCE and now I have TWELVE LIEUTENANTS living in my house and I ONLY KNOW HALF OF THEIR NAMES
Jester: Mike are you-
Viper: I THINK MORE KEEP COMING THROUGH THE VENTS
Jester: are you okay?
Viper: *shaking Jester* PLEASE MAKE THE LIEUTENANTS STOP WHY WONT THEY STOP
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Beau: did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Crick: I found a much better alternative.
Beau: Amanda, what did you-
Crick: *holding up a chicken* Papa, meet Jake.
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Leo: I am cool, I am badass, I am a cowboy, I am a rebel, I am a bull rider-
John: calm down you’re like 13, it’s just a Stetson.
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Duckie: *explaining the impact of an incoming meteor to Chatter* imagine this coconut cream pie is the meteor and Dipshit’s the earth. Here’s what will happen!
Duckie: *pies Leo in the face*
Chatter: oh okay. But what if the meteor is more like a banana cream pie?
Duckie: *grabbing a banana cream pie* Observe.
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tortured-swiftie · 5 years ago
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@revouries sorry it took so long but here is my full list of song recs! Ps - it is loooooong
So I’m still very surprised anyone is even interested in this but its a really cool thing to share! This playlist has taken me close to a decade to create and I’ve been asked to share it with you all! Fair warning - heavy spoilers, and a lot is based on ship angst, don’t come for me. Also I have only read TDA twice and its been maybe a year since I did so I don’t remember everything perfectly. I had a lot more time with TMI because I read them for years and years. TID & TLH don’t really have soundtracks for me, because of the time period these modern songs really feel wrong when I read those series.
TMI :
Battle in Hotel Dumort in CoB -
- I’m So Sorry - Imagine Dragons
The pace of this song, the sinister notes, the danger it invokes just brings this scene alive. But also, this is the first time Clary feels like a Shadowhunter. She fights and its not terrible. She feels powerful instead of like a liability. Shes able to hold her own while talking to a clan of vampires. Its badass and fits the song.
Seelie Court kiss scene in CoA -
- The Violet Hour - The Civil Wars
Its such a beautifully haunting song, its sweet on the one hand but something wrong lies underneath it. It is so so perfect, because Clace is getting what they’ve wanted, but by hurting those around them. They get to give in for once, without the guilt attached, they have someone to blame for all this. But it ends on this very uneasy note, because it isnt right. So much of it is not right and Clace are not satisfied because it wasn’t a real kiss or real declaration of love
Jace and Clary after the meeting with the Seelie Queen in the Institute in CoA -
- Black Flies - Ben Howard
This is a very Jace song for me. Its quiet, peaceful, but the words are hurtful and honest. “No man is an island” fits him so perfectly at this time in his life where he feels abandoned by Valentine, abandoned by Mayrse, abandoned by literally everyone so he wants to make it worse by committing to Clary. She is so unsure of him because of the repercussions it would cause and he wants her in this moment because of the repercussions. He wants to isolate himself so he cant be hurt by those he loves.
Jace meets Valentine on the boat CoA -
- Silence Worth Breaking - Brooke Annibale
This is where Valentine really shows off how manipulative he is, and as a reader you start to believe how easy it would be to get around to his way of thinking. imo this is the best villain CC has written, because you find yourself agreeing with him sometimes and he makes it difficult to argue from a different perspective. The first time I read this scene I was convinced he was going to go with Valentine. The song is foreboding, it is anxious, and makes you think something bad is around the corner, which at this point in the book you feel like something bad is bound to happen
Simon is about to die on the back of Luke’s truck end of CoA-
- Wait - M83
This just perfectly conveys the grief and fear and guilt Clary feels when she thinks Simon is about to die. She brought him into this life, he turned into a vampire because of her, he was tortured by Valentine because of her and just as they saved him he is going to die. Its the loss of innocence and childhood for Clary. Simon is the last piece of it stripped away from her. First her mum, then her belief system in her whole world, then Luke, and now Simon. She is stripped all the way down to the bone of her identity and this scene is quick, but intense for this reason for me.
Clary and Jace meet up for lunch at the end of CoA -
- Distance - Christina Perri
This is such a sad song, and the sweetness of Christina Perri’s voice pairs beautifully in this scene with a feeling of a bittersweet kind of resigned acceptance. Clary had wanted so bad for Jace to let her go, she had convinced herself that her feelings weren’t that strong. And now here she is accepting her true feelings and ready to kind of wrap Jace around herself like a security blanket and he tells her exactly what she wanted to hear earlier. Except now she has to be a big girl and face her life without anyone holding her hand. She has to grow up and thats what makes this scene so sad, this is Clary realising its time to grow up.
Clary and Jace find Ithuriel in CoG -
- Goodbye Godric - Nathan Barr
This song was always ethereal and otherworldly, the notes are awe inspiring and convey this grief that is so abstract and not individualistic, it is beyond the human experience. Clary and Jace’s complete altruism and empathy in this scene matches with the grieving tones, how helpless they feel at this beautiful creatures pain, and how much they want to do something but they don’t know what. Then Ithuriel shows them visions and its even worse than they imagined. The misery that exists in these walls caused by Valentine, the waste of energy and life and soul is amplified by the music. The music soars as Ithuriel is set free, and the manor home crumbles.
Clary and Jace make out session outside the newly ruined Wayland Manor CoG -
- Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics
This wild abandon kissing perfectly matches the mood and pace of this song. Its all over the place, its messy, its confusing. Its giving into pure passion. Its abandoning any pretences they have built up and watching reality crash back down on them.
Isabelle wants Simon to distract her after Max dies in CoG -
- Not Everything Was Better In The Past - Fink
This is such a tenderly played song, and is easy on the ears, but there is a rawness there. Isabelle is completely stripped away, raw grief and anger and guilt eating away at her. When she lets Simon in she is ferocious and wants to show him her toughness. But Simon sees through it all to a scared young girl who is lost in this sea of grief. Its a sweet Sizzy moment
Jace telling Clary he loves her for the first time in CoG -
- Leave a Light On (ACOUSTIC) - Tom Walker
Jace shouldering the responsibility of finding Valentine by himself, essentially sacrificing himself to the cause, hes grief stricken, and yet feels barred from that grief. I know we experienced this scene from Clary’s POV but this song works so well from his POV. He wants to tell the girl he loves how he feels, he wants one night with her to feel normal and feel loved, and to pretend just for a little while that there is nothing wrong with that. This very stripped version of the song is much much much more raw, and that’s what Jace feels like in this scene, all the walls are down and he wants to show his real face to this one girl
Clary showing off her rune skills in the council chamber in CoG -
- I Found - Amber Run
This was the first scene I imagined from a filmmaking perspective, how to best present this scene. I imagined this entire scene from Jocelyn’s POV, frame by frame, as she walks into the council room very quietly and watches her baby walk up and address everyone in desperation, voice shaking but standing her ground. Grown, bigoted, adults judging her and are fearful but she is still showing them what she’s worth. I imagined Jocelyn’s entire world view shifting because she is in awe of this powerful girl Clary has become. She watches her daughter no longer as a little girl but as a formidable Shadowhunter that could handle the cards she had been dealt in life. Just a very transformative moment and pivotal in how we see Clary in the TSC universe
Lilith takes over Jace’s mind and disappears with Sebastian at the end of CoFA-
- I’ll Keep Coming - Low Roar
This song starts out so uneasy, it cant settle down, and that’s exactly how I feel when Jace sends Clary downstairs. I want to scream at her to stay, but knowing Lilith would always take over no matter what. Its a very dark moment, because no one wants to lose control of themselves and it must have been pretty scary at first. Its an anxious scene, paired with an anxious song
Magnus takes happy memories away in CoLS -
- Howl - Jake Houlsby
Magnus is looking very sad when he does this, especially what he says to Simon. Its such a knowing look, Magnus is no stranger to this kind of sorrow, but still to be witness to it over and over must take its toll. It just makes me think of the endless road stretching out ahead of him and how lonely and terrifying that must feel for him. Just a beautiful song to go with a sad moment in this scene
Clary at the Faerie club with Jace and Sebastian CoLS -
- Faded - Alan Walker
- Darkside - Alan Walker
At this point in the story you feel a lot like Clary is getting too comfortable and is maybe losing sight of the mission she’s on. These two songs are very club sounding to me, and tonally fits the mood of the chapter. Clary is quite literally lost in that moment with the Faerie drugs and the dancing and the atmosphere
Clary dancing with Sebastian CoLS -
- Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood
First of all lyrically….it cannot get more perfect. “Go ahead and cry little girl nobody does it like you do, I know that you got daddy issues. And if you were my little girl, Id do whatever I could do…” it just conveys the creepiness of Sebastians interactions with Clary and how weird she felt when he was dancing with her and how wrong it felt. This is a very short moment in this chapter but it really creeped me out. And this song conveys perfectly this feeling of haziness of the Faerie drugs and this uneasiness that surrounds Sebastian
Simon drinks from Isabelle CoLS -
- Harvest Love - Tash Sultana
This is a pretty soulful, sensual song. And when Simon drinks from Isabelle and he describes the euphoria that comes with that, the description of how his nerves react to the fresh blood just remind me of the part in this song where the drums and music soars the highest (start around 3:32, and it reaches its peak around 4:48) its honestly one of the sexiest scenes CC has written, even including all the Jemma scenes
Magnus and Alec break up in CoLS -
- Evergreen - Ben Howard
First time reading this I was so so angry at Alec, and felt the sorrow and anger coming off Magnus. This song is very dark, and very sinister. Magnus completely misunderstood what Alec was trying to do, and applied the most sinister meaning to his actions. It is their perfect breakup song imo full of angst
Clary traps the Heavenly Fire into her sword in CoHF -
- Outro - M83
This is another scene I imagined cinematically. The first half of the song is where Clary slowly makes her way over to Jace and she suddenly has faith in herself that she can do this. Then we watch her take Jace’s hands as the radioactive wind sounds start and the flames are swirling around them but not touching them. Cut to Magnus and Luke seeing the colour on the horizon, and the flash that shows its over. Cut back to Clary drawing the Heavenly Fire into the sword as the music swells around her. The words are so so powerful, and they always felt very ethereal to me “I’m the King of my own land” This is Clary fully embracing her power and fully utilising it. Its no longer something separate from her, but she IS her power.
Clary killing Sebastian, pretty much a lot of the scenes before the time jump CoHF-
- Saturn (both acoustic and original version) - Sleeping At Last
This song is definitely an end of film/book / end of heroes journey material. Simon sacrificing himself so they can get back, Clary killing Sebastian and forgiving him, Clary scattering the ashes of Sebastian and finally grieving the past years trauma (all of the TMI journey), the Faeries being condemned by the Clave and Helen getting exiled. Its beautiful, its sad, its momentous, its not a regular song.
Alec finds Magnus in Edom in CoHF -
- I Of The Storm - Of Monsters and Men
The steady drum beat adds a sense of steadiness and calmness in this song. Its not a joyful getting back together but they’re both glad the other is alive and are both forgiving each other. For me, this is when I truly started shipping Malec. The growth, the strength of character begins from this moment. This is when they become a couple I love because this is when they commit to each other flaws and all
Isabelle introduces herself to Simon at the end of CoHF -
- Golden Dandelions - Barns Courtney
Isabelle has always felt like a full punch character, no half measures and all that. The feeling Simon describes when he first spots this beautiful girl walking directly up to him is how this song starts, for me at least. The drums, the barely contained excitement, the curiosity, and faint recognition. This song is a full punch song right from the get go and it felt like such a remarkable Isabelle moment
After Jocelyn & Luke’s wedding in COHF -
- From Gold - Novo Amor
It is such a bittersweet, and peaceful song. There are so many endings in this scene, and so many new beginnings. They are all grieving, one way or another, and are all allowing themselves to evolve. Their journey is over, and at the end of this book I had this sense of saying goodbye to these characters (retiring them so to speak) because I wasn’t sure how much they would be involved with the future of the TSC world. Im glad they are still a big part of it, but they will never be the main focus again.
TDA:
Julian and Emma dance in LM -
- Give Me Love - Ed Sheeran
The sexual tension, and the dread they both feel because of their feelings just makes this scene so dramatic to me, and this song softens it a little. Especially if you are re-reading the series you feel this tenderness because they so badly wanted to avoid falling in love
Mark and Kieran in the Hunt -
- Dance Me To The End of Love - The Civil Wars
This is a pretty offbeat quirky song, a little sad, a little wistful, a little mournful, sensual, but tones of wildly abandoning all you know and giving into baser desires. Whenever Mark thinks of his time with Kieran in the Hunt, his memories sound like this song. They experienced very high highs, and very low lows. They were degraded, the lowest you could possibly feel as a living creature. Yet they were riding into the night, sleeping under the stars in places only known to Faeries. There was no one watching them, and no one to stop them from being together. There is tenderness in their relationship, but also knowledge that they are only together because they have no one else. Its happiness without truly feeling like you have a choice about it. You have to be happy together because you cant find this happiness elsewhere. They are forced into being in love a little bit, because the alternative is so much worse. This is one of the reasons why I couldn’t ship them at first, because they hadnt really chosen each other. Only when they were presented with other options and they till chose each other did I start seeing their potential.
Julian and Emma on the beach LM -
- Next To You - Of Rust & Bone
This scene completely took me by surprise, and is very unlike CC because love scenes normally take place quite late into any series she has. This one was filled with anxiety, and tension because the characters quite literally fell into their feelings. There was no forethought, no sense of taking stock of what they were doing. And they ended up feeling such different things about it afterwards. So for me this songs darker moods perfectly pairs with this scene
Kieran and Mark argue/break up LM & LoS -
- Fade Away - Tom Walker
This song has such raw power, such dark emotion and anger and a sense of betrayal that it perfectly captures their emotionally charged scenes. Mark can never be the same Mark that belonged to Kieran when he had no one, because now he has his family. And Kieran is still the same man who has no one but Mark. I hated him the first time I read LM and most of LoS but their chemistry is hard to resist. Especially as they evolve as characters as well as a couple. They are wild and unmoored sometimes and there’s something exciting about characters you just cant pin down.
Emma & Jules’ strained relationship LM & LoS -
- 9 Crimes - Damian Rice
When Emma is “with” Mark there is this strange chemistry between her and Julian. Both have hurt each other at different times, but this was really like a stalemate. Neither could really move on, and both were angry at eachother. As more and more people found out/realised about the feelings they had were more than parabatai this tension grew. Because they’re not just falling in love, they are also actively choosing to hurt one another. They are certainly not an example of a healthy relationship but I felt in some way they were the realest. Because sometimes relationships hurt and sometimes you do things you have to do even if that isnt what’s best for your relationship. This song perfectly captures this push and pull they have, and how falling in love wasn’t blissful happiness for them. It was pain and secrets and hurting.
Annabel rising, killing Malcolm LoS -
- As It Was - Hozier
Since we’re watching this scene from above, a very unnatural and cinematic perspective, the scene feels unreal. Like it was a dream and didn’t happen. I felt genuine fear and uneasiness when Annabel is slowly brought back to life, skin growing over old bones. This song has notes that aren’t usually arranged together, instruments that are usually a bigger part of a quartet, and somehow that arrangement feels just a little wrong. It feels different, sinister, and uneasy. It feels like its missing several instruments, or some notes have been played incorrectly. Hozier’s voice is his best in this song, very strained, but so controlled, bringing forth very intense emotions
Christina and Mark at the revel LoS (I couldn’t remember if this was in LoS or QOAAD) -
- Now You’re Gone - Tom Walker & Zara Larsson
Christina really let herself go during this scene, and we see a completely different side to her. She is adventurous, risky, and she would make anyone say “fuck it lets do this” I always liked Christina but I always felt she was very predictable until this point. We see how intensely she is interested in Faeries, and how personally invested she is in their culture. She allows herself to be swept up, and embraces it rather than fears it. She honestly seems fearless here, and is the definition of temptation. She is quite literally tempting Mark, and its sexy a f
Jules & Emma burn down the church LoS -
- Esmeralda - Ben Howard
This was the first time their relationship excited me, because during this scene I fully expected they would go into full thirst mode but they didn’t. They were still very sensual and sexual and intense, but in a very very different way. There is something attractive about someone who’s willing to burn the world down, who has a little bit of an anarchist side. Its human nature to feel some attraction to these traits, and this scene definitely stirred feelings in me
Emma fights Fal LoS -
- Put It On Me - Matt Maeson
This song both tonally and in its pacing elevates this scene to new levels. Its not a typical battle song, it has a steady pace. But Emma’s description of how the battle is stripped down because of the rain, how she prefers this kind of fight where its her, her weapon and the elements. Its pure, and we get to see Emma in full fighter mode. She is an extension of Cortana, and they belong together. This is without a doubt my favourite fight scene to date. It just brings alive the visuals in such a dynamic way. Very storyboard-able.
Julian holding Livvy as she dies LoS -
- Losing Your Memory - Ryan Star
This song is harrowing, and its just pure pain, raw grief balled into one intense song. The lyrics just pull you into Julian’s mental state “wake up, its time, little girl, wake up” just kills me. As the music intensifies and the singer is practically screaming the lyrics it just feels like that’s what it must have been like inside of Julian’s mind. He wasn’t screaming out loud but his mind must have been very loud
Julian and Emma shower together QOAAD -
- Promise - Ben Howard
Julian dry heaving because he doesnt know how to cry. Fucking heartbreaking in a very quiet way. After the noise of loss, the quiet moments where you have to face grief is devastating. Emma being an anchor, holding him in place and trying to keep the world away from him so he doesnt hurt anymore is just harrowing. They’re just kids but the grief they feel is so adult. And when you lose someone like that, and someone is there for you that solidifies so much in that relationship. They become a part of something you can never let go of. Even if that relationship doesnt last, they will always be apart of that memory. And Emma sticking by him, despite the danger and promises they have made themselves is proof that she is the one for him
Kieran and Christina dance QOAAD -
- Senorita - Shawn Mendes & Camilla Cabello
This song is sensual, its sexual, its got hooks that quite literally sound like orgasms its such a playful song. When I read this scene this song popped in my head right away. When Christina is dancing with Mark its the same kind of feeling I got from her at the revel, except this time there is no supernatural influence, its just her and her feelings. It was a sexy scene, and when Kieran walks in we all expected something very different. What followed is what elevates this scene, Christina has no clue how to react to Kieran, and yet she is mesmerised by him. She dances with him in a way we would never have imagined her doing this in LM. It shows evolution of character, for all three of them. And the fact that Mark is watching, and he’s not angry just makes this scene even sexier. You can practically feel the sexual tension in the air coming off the pages of the book.
Malec wedding QOAAD -
- That Girl Is You - Dave Matthews Band
This song brings me so much peace, the kind of peace that comes with knowing someone for years, and relying on them, knowing they are a permanent fixture in your life. Its exciting, but in a quiet way. Its a very atypical wedding song, because of the unusual style of singing. But I think it represents Malec really well at this point in their journey, they have gotten over many obstacles, often themselves, in this relationship. Their entire world is changing, and they are taking massive steps and making some pretty big sacrifices as people for this cause. Being Consul isnt going to be a smooth life for Alec with Magnus as a husband and a warlock for a child. But this is what he wants, and this is what he wants Shadowhunters to reflect and be going forward. This song is a very peaceful time in the entirety of TSC, and gave me a similar feeling to the end of TMI
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samesanegirl · 5 years ago
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100 Otp Questions - Scorose Edition🌹🦂
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1. Who loves flower crowns more? - Rose
2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? Both
3. Who has awful taste in music? Rose likes R&B and Dream Pop while Scorpius likes old and jazz music. You decide!
4. Who is the meme lover? Scorpius
5. How did their second date go? They went to dine at Diagon Alley and had a great time. Rita Skeeter published an article entitled “Potential Death Eater dates Rose Weasley. Is it true love or the effects of Amortentia?” Rose egged her house the day after
6. How many children do they want/have? Rose would want 2-4 kids while Scorpius is comfortable with 2. 
7. Who hides the weapons? Rose
8. Who is the better dancer? Scorpius, he probably had ballroom classes when he was younger
9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? Quidditch themed
10. What do their parents think of them dating? Draco and Astoria love Rose as she helped Scorpius grow (Lucius and Narcissa are not impressed.) Hermione and Ron are happy but he is moody that he is now in-laws with Draco
11. Are they a super sappy couple? They show minimal PDA when they are in public. However, they are kinda sappy when they are alone
12. How did they get together? Scorpius saved Rose in a Quidditch game when she was knocked off her broom. She realised she loved him in that moment and kissed him
13. Who asked the other to get married? Scorpius, although Rose was planning a proposal as well
14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? Both
15. Who is the nerd? Both
16. Who knows the most obscure facts? Rose. She learned some from Hugo
17. Who makes the other a flower crown? Rose as Lily Luna taught her
18. Who likes to read? Both
19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? Scorpius
20. Who tutors the other? Scorpius tutored Rose on astrology and potions. Rose tutored Scorpius on ancient runes and muggle studies
21. Do they have similar taste in movies? Yes. They like psychological thriller, crime-mystery and foreign films
22. How do their personalities compliment each other? When emotional, Rose can be quite impulsive and hot tempered. It takes a lot for Scorpius to punch someone out of anger. So he keeps her in check. Scorpius craves acceptance from the Wizarding World, and Rose offers him that and never questions his morality. Rose needs someone who is open and honest. Someone who loves her instead of her ‘Golden Girl’ image. Scorpius has never seen her through those lenses. They offer comfort, support and acceptance. Their determination and ambition match, so they support each other’s dreams
23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? They reveal the news at The Burrow at a birthday/Christmas/New Year’s Eve
24. Who has better fashion sense? Scorpius 
25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? Rose
26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? The Weird Sisters’s biggest hits. They do end up singing Muggle songs once Scorpius learns the lyrics from Google
27. What other couple would your otp get along with? Jim & Pam, Jake & Amy, Aragorn & Arwen, Elio & Oliver and Mr & Mrs Smith
28. Who likes to prank the other? Rose
29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? Both, but Scorpius takes more than Rose.                                                                                                 30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? Scorpius would cry with tears of joy. Rose would shrug and say she knew all along.   
   31. Where would they live? I never imagined them living in Malfoy Manor, due to their bad memories of their family feuds. They would live around the luscious forests in England where they are surrounded by nature.
32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? They would adopt a Antipodean Opaleye. However, Rose would beg Scorpius to let her adopt an Ukrainian Irobelly and a Swedish Short-Snout
33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? Rose would be a dhampir and Scorpius would be a moroi
34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? Mr & Mrs Smith or James Bond and Vesper Lynd
35. Can they name each other’s favourite food? Yes. Rose loves ratatouille and Scorpius loves risotto
36. Do they have pet names for one another? Rose: Rosie, Rosebud, Weasley, Weasel, Mi Amor & Love. Scorpius: Scorp, Scorpion, Scorpy, Malfoy, Darling, Baby, Idiot & Dickhead.                                                                         37. How do they cheer each other up? Scorpius would give massages, bubble baths and would throw Rose on his shoulder until she laughs. Rose would cuddle him and roast any of the people who are responsible for putting him in such mood
38. Do they show a lot of PDA? Scorpius is a reserved guy and Rose respects that. They show minimal PTD such as holding hands, forehead kisses, quick kisses and putting their arm around each other.
39. How old were they when they got together? In their sixth year, Rose was 16 and Scorpius was 17.
40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? Rose. She’s a cat person but she knows how much Scorpius wants a dog
41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? They are badass Quidditch players. I’m sure they can handle any curveball being thrown at them.
42. What is their song? A Song For You - Donny Hathaway (Scorpius’ favourite song)
43. What does their room look like? Rose would decorate their room with fairy lights and meaningful photos. Scorpius would paint their room blue and include arm chairs where they can both relax. Both of them would have bookshelves on their room so they could read.
44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? Rose kills the zombie while Scorpius keeps her grounded
45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? Scorpius.
46. Who loves kids more? Rose
47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? Surprisingly, Scorpius’ exes are quite chill, and they leave the relationship on civil terms. Rose’s ex is possessive and jealous.
48. What are their favourite colours? Rose is lavender, while Scorpius is blue
49. Who likes to cook? Scorpius
50. Who is the forgetful one? Scorpius
51. Does either of them know how to fight? Scorpius is better at duels than physical violence. On the other hand, Rose is fierce with hexes and could dropkick the fuck out of you.
52. What do they do for Valentines Day? They would go to a nice Muggle restaurant, not wanting to be bombarded with the Wizarding press
53. Who swears more? Rose
54. Who has the better comebacks? Rose. But Scorpius has sarcastic comebacks up his sleeve too.
55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale? Rose
56. Who reads buzzfeed? Rose likes the quizzes
57. Who is the hopeless romantic? Scorpius
58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand? Rose
59. Who can rap better? Rose since she listens to it more
60. Do either of them want to go sky diving? Rose because she loves being in the air
61. What do they usually text about? They text about their weird work stories
62. Who is the dramatic one? Most people would say Rose due to her energetic personality but Scorpius has had his share of dramatic moments
63. Is either one confrontational? Rose when she’s had enough of your shit
64. What is their favourite cuddle position? Honeymoon hug and Rose sitting on his lap with their arms around each other
65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?” Scorpius - Donny Hathaway, Etta James & Ray Charles. Rose - H.E.R, Clairo, The Weird Sisters and Lana Del Rey
66. What are their parenting styles? Rose would be affectionate but would remain a strict parent. She would be teaching her kids life advise and guide them on a good path while still acting adventurous around them. Scorpius might actually spoil his kids but will be very stern when they are in trouble. He would make sure that they listen to Rose and never disrespect her
67. Who would be the more laid back one? Scorpius is very cool-headed around stressful times, but Rose is more laid-back when she is socialising
68. Who listens to more vulgar music? Rose, probably
69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know? That Rose’s first crush was Teddy Lupin when she was a kid and that she dated Viktor Krum’s son for a while. Scorpius would not tell Rose that the Malfoy's were partially responsible for Hermione’s torture
70. Who is their go to couple for a double date? Albus, of course
71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date? No
72. How do they work out a fight? They have different temperaments so nothing can be too intense. They try to be very calm about it and balance their reasons with logic and emotional until they come to an agreement. If its a small fight, they shag afterwards
73. Who brings home an illegal pet? Rose would bring a baby dragon and a Hippogriff on the same day
74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on? Scorpius left and Rose right
75. What is their favorite photo of them two together? Their first kiss at a Quidditch match. One where Scorpius playfully picks up Rose in The Burrow and several photos of them and Albus when they are travelling Europe
76. Who takes longer in the bathroom? Scorpius
77. Who has more songs on their ipod? Rose
78. What movie did they first see together? Star Wars with the Weasley-Potter clan
79. What do they like to see each other in? Rose likes to see Scorpius either in a tuxedo or topless. Scorpius likes to see Rose in a Montrose Magpies sweater because it annoys her
80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times? Rose. And Scorpius feels guilty of laughing.
81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children? After they are at the peak of their careers. Realistically, around 28 years old
82. What do they love about each other the most? Rose loves that Scorpius is kind and very respectful. She loves that he completely understands her and always supports her decisions. Scorpius loves Rose’s warm nature and her willingness to cheer people up when they are down. He also loves her adventurous spirit and never gets bored when he’s with her
83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details? Rose sees the big picture while Scorpius focuses on small details
84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary? Scorpius would post photos of Rose and write a paragraph about how much she changed his life. Rose would post an embarrassing photo of Scorpius (like when his ice cream cone fell on his pants) and says how much she loves him
85. Who is bad at math? Rose
86. Who googles everything? Scorpius
87. Who does stuff on impulse? Rose. Luckily Scorpius is always present
88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation? Rose would just cuddle Scorpius and try to lift his mood by suggesting a playful Quidditch game. Scorpius would listen to her and would offer a massage to relieve stress
89. What is an inside joke they have? Dirty minded jokes
90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? Rose
91. What is their favourite holiday? Rose loves Christmas and Scorpius loves New Year’s Eve
92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive? Scorpius is the calm one and Rose is the impulsive one
93. What is their favourite board game to play? Wizarding chess and exploding snap (not a board game but still
94. Who accidental sets something on fire? Rose when she loses her temper
95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store? Since Rose has a Muggle license, Scorpius would have to rob the store
96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert? The Weird Sisters
97. Who sleep talks? Scorpius
98. Who is the more social one? Rose. Scorpius is more quiet and reserved
99. What are their karaoke songs? Any songs from The Weird Sisters
100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh? Both
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luckycheesefoodie321 · 6 years ago
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I’m about to unleash a LONG review of HTTYD3: The Hidden World RIDDLED with spoilers sooooo... (this is probably trash, it’s been several days since i started this so idk the flow and my thought process was a mess but i better post this now before i forget)
Spoiler free review: 9/10, I did cry, personally felt it was on par with HTTYD2 butttt I like it in a different way to HTTYD2... the animation? ferguckin’ gorgeous, there are fracking LEVELS to the beauty of the Hidden World (the actual place and the movie)...and Astrid’s hair??? mmmm yeah goals
OK SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (and it looooong yall)
Ok so time to explain the 1/10:
the flow wasn’t as smooth?? as it could have been... it all made sense why things happened and where the motivations came from but...the transitions from sequence to sequence seemed...a little disjointed??? there were parts (maybe it was because i had a kid with me so I got distracted in like two parts) where I was like “oh wait something is happening?? oh wait no yeah I get it sure...so it took me second to realise how one scene got to the other (but again that might’ve been because i was distracted.)...and as a result of the slightly jarred flow, the pace seemed a little disrupted??? maybe it’s just me wanting more, but it felt like things could’ve been a bit...meatier??
also, this was a very Hiccup and Toothless film (I mean obviously, and this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, and I intend to discuss how great it is later), and so it sorta left little fulfilment or finality for the side characters...they all had their moments sure, and somewhat of an end, but i feel like just a minute here and there more to give them a more satisfying character ending would’ve been nice...
NOW ONTO THE 9/10, and since we’re here already, let’s talk side characters
OUR DRAGON SQUAD
Tuffnut finally got a chance to shine for more than a second of screentime, and while he remained the comedic relief he’s always been (in the films, haven’t seen the shows or short films), it was fun to see him branch out and engage with Hiccup directly...the continuous through-line of him and his beard and trying to impart wisdom on Hiccup was great... Ruffnut also got some solid screentime and she finally made her choice of man (when really she didn’t have any for reasons I will explain later) and “accepted” Fishlegs...but idk didn’t care about that, her scene when she was “captured” by Grimmel was fantastic...Kristen Wiig delivered perfectly from intonation to comedic timing, loved her work! 
Snotlout...I literally had to pause a few seconds just now after typing his name bc *sigh*...we all know Snotlout’s has mild braggadocio...he spitting words with no follow through...annnd that doesn’t much change??? He’s still trying to front and compete with Hiccup and then Eret, and that was originally his charm point...but I would’ve liked to see him find validation in himself rather than an intentional compliment from Valka...and speaking of Valka??? Snotlout just latching onto the closest woman likkkkeeee Snotlout calm down you’re like 40 years younger than her??? maybe not 40 but point is Valka is a badass dragon momma who really isn’t going your way...I just wanted Snotlout to have his moment... 
Fishlegs...yeah he was all dragon daddy carrying his baby Gronkle around and also enjoying his baby Gronkle and that big dragon’s friendship...also Ruffnut has claimed him...bc Snotlout is chasing Valka...so there’s no real option for her (she moved on from Eret and her self-confidence is kinda dope)
HOMIE ADULTS
Eret, son of Eret...I wanted more of him...he just hanging around making passing comments and being the knowledgeable other about Grimmel...and then he had a little something something implied with Gobber??? they had some scenes that had me side-eyeing hardcore... Gobber basically has the same relationship he had with Stoick, but with Hiccup...general calling him out, questioning his lack of planning...just sorta done with everything...true sassy queen...and also yeah him and Eret??? suss
Valka, my queen, my dragon wizard lord who floats through the clouds... maintains her badassery and voice of wisdom role but again steps back to make way for Hiccup and Toothless...and she encouraged Snotlout, for which I am not down...like sure support him but ugh you know he’s into you so just...just...no
MAIN CHARACTERS
Grimmel...definitely a more fleshed out villain than the Red Death and Drago...not necessarily a complex villain, but he was a lot smarter and impacted Hiccup in a way the other two didn’t...rather than using blood and fire to cut to Hiccup’s core, he lured Toothless away and forced Hiccup into a sobering reality that he and Toothless can’t always be together...that said, his “death” was kinda lame...could’ve had more of a bang than probably drowning
The Light Fury was used in an interesting way...she’d already been captured and was used as bait, not just stumbled upon in the wilderness as I had assumed from the trailers...I enjoyed how she was so clearly a wild dragon...from the way she responded to Toothless and his attempts at flirting, spurred him to tap into his true potential and abilities that Valka had alluded to in HTTYD2, to how she always trying to get him to come away into the sky and away from the humans...that said I love how she gradually warmed up to Hiccup...not in the way Toothless did, but in a way where you knew she acknowledged that Hiccup was someone who was important to Toothless, and had no desire to harm her or other dragons and the fact she was the one who saved both Toothless and Hiccup at the end was great...
Astrid, once again, is the only one (aside from Valka, and apparently Eret) with any real sense, both common and fighting...she’s kept to her roots as a skilled fighter in her own right, as opposed to the others relying heavily on their dragons...her chemistry with Hiccup continued to be adorable and flirtatious and pure and wholesome and with all the mad banter...her being so firm against being married so quickly bouncing off Hiccup’s clearly apparent willingness to tie the knot was an adorable under-plot...her character was probably the most consistent of all the characters imo...and she got a fulfilling ending...plus once again, her hair, ESPECIALLY IN THE WEDDING SCENE WAS SO FRIGGEN GORGEOUS AND BEATS ALL ANIMATED HAIR EVER
And now the boys of the hour, Hiccup and Toothless
This was a Hiccup and Toothless film. No side story about his mom and dad, no arbitrary villain just there to cause conflict. This was a film about two best friends in an increasingly complicated world realising that in order to tackle that world? They’d have to separate. It’s the same feeling as realising that the people you grew up with or the friends you made in school won’t be able to stay by your side anymore. You each have a path to take and it’s not one that can be shared...maybe run parallel at times but not the whole way. This is what our boys had to face. 
I love love LOVED that there were sooo many parallels to the first movie...ugh to have that footage so I can count and display all the moments that just brought you back to all the charm and things you fell in love with in the first movie, but with more meaning, more stories to tell...it’s like when I saw Miley Cyrus sing The Climb again many many years after the Hannah Montana movie...there was suddenly more depth to her performance...this was the vibe I got..and it was obviously intentional in bringing so many parallels to the first movie...bringing the story full circle and all that, and of course it culminated in the most perfect moment, the moment that started us all on this journey...
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BUT IN THE MOTHERFRACKING REVERSE!!! this was the moment that let those tears slip...I had gone in expecting to cry, but had far and away found myself having more fun and slowly accepting that maybe...maybe I wouldn’t cry in this movie...we got to the big goodbye, and I embodied my inner Jake Peralta and was like cool cool cool no tears yet, I can make it through and then BAM! they did the reverse hand touch and tears were spilled, and my friends were just watching me with unbridled glee in the dark as I got emotional...I’d been watching with increasing suspicion as moment after moment echoed the first movie, but somehow I didn’t realise they would do the reverse hand thing...maybe it’s because the hand thing had been embedded in every moment that Hiccup and the dragon riders encountered new dragons that I did not expect he would ever have to do it to Toothless again?? but in reverse???? because he was letting GO?!?!?!?!?! god it hit me hard...
But then a downside: they started to overuse it in the prologue-y sorta bit with the kids and meeting Toothless again...liiikkkeeee we already had that major impactful, emotional moment...why overuse it??? i would’ve much rathered they just gazed at each other for a bit before Toothless suddenly gives his signature toothless grin...or he swoops in and grabs Hiccup by the pegleg into the air, freaks everyone out, only to do the upside down grin thing- that would’ve been great...I mean they had that moment with the Light Fury but I wouldn’t have minded if they used that one again...
my mind is wandering and this probs doesn’t make any sense at this point sooo: the separation thing! good they established the over-reliance on the dragons and Hiccup’s thinking he can’t do well without Toothless, and Astrid, my QUEEN, coming in and telling him what’s what...and also not marrying him until he was more certain of himself because she knew if he wasn’t ready to face the world alone, he wasn’t ready to face the world with her (at least that’s my interpretation and again idk where I’m going with this thought process)...also love that Hiccup was lowkey jealous of the Light Fury...also also glad she never got a name...keeps her wild, as she should be...
I think this was definitely an incredible ending to an incredible trilogy of films...maybe not Toy Story perfect, but it was full of heart and emotion and continuously brought you back to all the wonder of the first film. Literally, there were so many parallels to the first film it was insane...while I talked about disjointed flow earlier, this incorporation of these callbacks was so well embedded, becoming just a natural proceeding of events... 
I’m coming back to this review after several days so idk where I was going with this soooo just gonna wrap this up:
ASTRID’S WEDDING HAIR WAS GOALS. THE END.
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spoliariums · 7 years ago
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jess makes a list, #1: rpg plots based on childhood tv shows.
preface: i grew up in the philippines, so some shows under may take from shows produced in the philippines. i am admittedly, a cartoon network kid first and human being second. also, this list doesn’t contain anime. that’s a whole other separate list.
tagging @endlessideasrph :) theres descriptions because i couldnt help myself rip
please like/reblog/reply if this helped in any way! hmu if you ever get an idea for any of these.
concept one: cn city.
remember those bumpers/commercials cartoon network used to have? where samurai jack and johnny bravo were doing laundry together? billy from grim adventures claps whenever a light was on, etc. that’s a great concept i’d like to see come to life. it’s a bit of a town/city au, everyone knows everyone type of thing. i did apply to a group with this concept, but it never opened :(
suggested genre(s): town rp, city rp, au rp, cartoon rp
show one: american dragon jake long.
“savior” tropes. supernatural creatures. jake isn’t the only protector, either. on the other side (the evil side), were the huntsman...who are hunters. sounds formulaic but still, it could be fun. have a talking dog here, and an elderly mentor there, and a little sister that somehow mastered her abilities earlier than you did. 
suggested genre(s): supernatural rp.
show two: the secret saturdays.
cryptids. CRYPTIDS. also, from what i remember, the saturdays never really keep the cryptids, they just make sure they’re not any trouble. the big bad was someone that wanted to awaken a spirit that could control any cryptid. can be good for a small rp that wants to play a family of cryptid scientists. and their cryptid butler.
suggested genre(s): supernatural rp, family rp, small rp
show three: the life and times of juniper lee.
same base as adjl, but i do believe there is only one te xuan ze (protector/savior) at a time. so..good for a small rp, i guess? supernatural creatures are ‘hidden’ from regular humans by “the veil”.
suggested genre(s): supernatural rp,small rp, skeleton rp
show three: ed, edd, n eddy.
skeleton rp potential! just a bunch of kids (or teens, or adults finding each other back again) in a neigborhood kul-de-sac. good for developing characters and character dynamics. 
suggested genre(s): small rp, skeleton rp
show four: codename, kids next door.
i’m fucking shaking. i love this show so much. i’ve read (and wrote) fanfic of how it could be when they are all grown up and not-really-operatives-anymore. could be a great spy/action rp tbh. somehow the decommissioning protocol messed up and the core four (numbuh 1 left remember lol rip) suddenly remember their knd lives. hmu if u do something with this. 
suggested genre(s): spy rp,action rp,au rp
show five: hi hi puffy ami yumi.
musical rp where two friends (or a lot, who knows) tour everywhere with a crazy ass manager and two hella cute cats. chaos ensues.
suggested genre(s): musical rp, music rp, skeleton rp
show six: ben 10 franchise
this show’s got everything: aliens, towns, plumbers (not that kind), mana manipulators, half-aliens, hunters, null void prison, magic charms, alien pets, a cool watch, and a badass rv. seriously, any aspect of the show can be made into something cool. the plumber academy. the ragtag team of kind-of plumbers stationed on earth. 
suggested genre(s): action rp, bio rp(if ya want), skeleton rp
that’s it for part one! thanks for reading <3
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sleepyreddie · 7 years ago
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Mike Wheeler x Badass! Reader
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💗 Pairing: Mike Wheeler x Reader
Requested: yes! oof catch me making ANOTHER request! plS do a mike wheeler x reader hc where the reader is super BADASS and like the total opposite of mike. like soft boi mike & BAD BITCH READER and the rest of the party is like ?? how tf did you manage to make her your gf?? THX ILYSM
a/n: not really an author's note, I just wanted to say i love my boy mike wheeler
🔥Warnings:
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Word Count: 1345 (wow wow wow)
You and Mike Wheeler were the couple that no one understood
Like, you were you
And he was Mike (soft boi™)
Polar opposites
you had a bad girl reputation
You weren't a bad kid
You had great grades,
and you had friends, 
and adults loved you
But among your peers you were a total badass
(see: female richie tozier minus the inappropriate jokes)
You definitely rocked ripped jeans and denim jackets and bomber jackets and aviators and you were always chewing gum
You were also quite a dude magnet but you were never really interested
You were friends with Max almost immediately after she moved to Hawkins
Because let's face it
People were kind of intimidated by you because of your bad bitch exterior
You were not a force to be reckoned with
So you only had a few close friends who had broken the seal that was your outside
Max, however, was drawn to you
Because you were the most interesting person she had seen in almost a month of living in Hawkins
And you found out after meeting her outside that arcade that you both had shit brothers
(which was part of the reason both of you were so intense and hard exterior-ed)
It wasn't only Max who was drawn to you though
A specific Dungeons and Dragons playing group of four boys found you quite intriguing
SO intriguing that they took to watching you and Max almost everywhere you went
Because they never had the courage to actually talk to either you
Admiring from a distance was so much better
The group had been split down the middle
Dustin and Lucas took to watching (and fighting) over Max
While Mike took to watching you
Because you were so pretty and so badass and he didn't understand why he couldn't just go up to you and talk to you
This was harder than fighting the demogorgon
(will, soft boi™ 2, just wanted to be friends, so he tagged along on his friends stalking expeditions)
You and Max knew about all of this
(Minus the whole crushes thing)
Because they were not very good at being stealthy
You just figured they were strange, teenage boys
So one day, you caught them staring at you while you and Max were at the arcade
And one part of you wanted to go up to them and ask what they wanted
But that plan was foiled as you met eyes with a really cute curly headed boy
Who, by the way, hadn't stopped staring at you
Even after he was caught
So, you pulled Max away from her Dig Dug game and dragged her over to the group
Who were now pretending to be doing something other than staring at the two of you
“So, are you guys ever going to talk to us or is this some kind of really intense staring contest?”
They were shook by your bluntness
And they didn't really know what to say
So you continued
“Mike, right? You’re in my english class”.
He was shook
You knew his name
You, the ripped jean, hardass exterior girl who had barely ever said a word to him knew. His. name.
And then Lucas (pulling him out of his daze)  brought up how they were all confused at how you and Max were constantly beating their arcade game scores
And that's why they were always watching you
(pretty shitty excuse if you ask me)
And that was the first time you had actually talked to any of the boys
Mike was never really fond of Max at first because he found it annoying how often Lucas and Dustin were talking about him when all he wanted to talk about was you
Like c’mon guys Y/N is pretty cool right?
And then when Lucas and Dustin invited Max trick or treating you tagged along
And you spent the entire night talking and laughing with Mike while Dustin and Lucas argued behind Max's back
(Don't worry, you also talked to Will he wasn't alone)
And that's when Mike realized that you were actually really easy to talk to
And really, really pretty
And eventually you tagged along with Max on all of their adventures
you and Mike became attached at the hip
like you did everything together
best friends 100%
Like Lucas did for Max, Mike definitely would've told you everything about eleven and the mind flayer after him accidentally bringing it up
You and Will most definitely became best friends because you both loved old rock music (that’s why Jonathan always liked having you over)
Once you became a part of the party, Troy and James stayed the hell away
Because you would not hesitate to tell them to s h o v e i t
you were the bravest of the group
(if max hadn't won the coin toss you would've been the one driving the car to the hospital with Steve in the back)
but you were also the most caring
would most definitely listen to Max as she complained about her brother
and listen to dustin and Lucas as they complained about max
and listen to will talk about how scared he was
and listen to Mike as he talked about Eleven
When the Snowball rolled around you all decided to go as a group
When you and Max rolled up they were (Another shook coming up btw)
S h o o k
You had ditched your jeans and bomber jacket and adidas sweaters for actual dresses and heels
Actually scratch that
YOU wore a dress, max just wore a sweater and pants but
Still
And you sat beside Mike and you could see him staring and you were kind of hyperventilating
(Just imagine Jake from b99 saying “cool” repeatedly)
Because after all the time you had spent together you had most definitely developed a crush on him
And you sorta knew he liked you too
His friends made it painfully obvious
According to Lucas he was just “really good at flirting but not showing it”
And then Will got asked to dance
And then Lucas FINALLY grew a pair and asked Max to dance
And then Dustin went off
Leaving you and Mike
And it was most definitely awkward for at least thirty seconds, because you both sort of knew what was coming
“Y/N?”
“Yeah, Mike?”
“Wanna dance?”
And yes you did
So, here you were
Dancing in the middle of a crowded gym with Mike Wheeler
He was 100% surprised you had actually said yes because of all the times you said you thought school dances were stupid
“I hate this song”
“Of course you do”
(the rest of the losers were completely shocked that you had said yes to him too, not gonna lie)
And after a few seconds of swaying to the beat and having a few shared laughs he goes all serious
And he kinda just really awkwardly admits that he liked you
“Going soft on me, Wheeler?”
And then you later found out that Lucas and Max were dating
You guys became the parties power couples
Now the two girl badasses of the group had boyfriends
Double dates all the time
Arcade dates when you two were alone
He would most definitely try to teach you Dungeons and Dragons
And to keep up your bad girl exterior you told people you didn't know how to play
But oh yes you did
And you tried to teach him to skateboard
It did not work
Sleepovers and movie nights either alone or with the entire party
If Troy EVER bugged Mike, or any of the party members, you would not hesitate (Max wouldn't either, she had a new found confidence after you)
On the other hand, if anyone ever bugged you, Mike was down to throw hands
After you started dating him the party talked about how soft he had made you
Which wasn't necessarily true
You still skateboarded around town with Max, flipping off bullies in your jeans and black boots and aviators
But you also spent late nights in pyjamas talking to your boyfriend
Because even though you two were complete opposites, it worked so well
final a/n: I haven't written/watched Stranger Things in what feels like forever (yes yes I just posted for Steve but I already had that written lol) and I think I need to get back into it because this is definitely not my best oml but I hope you guys like it
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i-love-jade-harley · 8 years ago
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alright heres some of my homestuck/warcraft headcanon shit
basically just like
what race they’d be/play, what class, what spec, how theyd play, how often they play, etc, etc...
idk how many characters im doing so more below the read more bullshit
mostly a ramble tbh lmao
(beta + alpha kids, beta trolls, calliope + caliborn. sorta a everyone lives/nobody dies au)
if u need to know what smth means just hmu
OKAY so lets start off with the kids
ok personally i think john would play either a monk or a paladin?? like i think he’d prefer the playstyle of a paladin but his monk would be for heals in case a raid group or smth needs it. he’d honestly probably do LFR and just casually play in general, but sometimes he’d play for like 11 days straight then not get back on for 2 months. but when he’s playing casually he just does LFR and world questing, maybe sometimes doing dungeon groups with dave or something. he’d probably be a DPS paladin because tanking is bullshit and so is healing. (believe me i know) he’d also use the heckin goofiest mounts there are. like you know the chicken? he’d spend the money to get it. like actual cash. he wants the chicken. let him have the chicken. but back on the topic of race he’d probably play a dwarf or a gnome. he’d probably have a level 2 gnome hunter. he also runs a prank guild that all the kids are in! a few trolls are in it, too. vriska, kanaya, terezi, and karkat are in it. 
rose??? would probably play a shadow priest. probably nothing else, really. she may go heals every once in a while but dont expect her to want to. she plays a human. she only plays human and worgen. belf if she has to go horde. i dont really know if she’d just play casually because dave roped her in, or if she got really into it so now she has 12 max level characters. even if she doesnt like the game itself, she’d probably really like the lore!!! she’d probably also love the idea of xmog and what you can make your characters look like, bc some of the xmog is really badass. she’d probably use the emo purple bird thing as a mount (i forgot the name) or maybe she’d use the wotlk undead dragons. maybe the bc netherwing dragons?? im not sure!!! for pets she’d def have the feline familiar with her at all times (roxy would too) because who doesnt want a little witch kitty flying on a broom with you???
dave would honestly play a survival hunter. except he’d just punch shit to death. just autoattack. though when he’s ACTUALLY playing like a normal person he’d probably play a dps warrior. i could also see him tanking sometimes if he needs to. he probably only has one or two max level characters, but they have decent gear. he probably sometimes actually plays his hunter in a decent way but he probably just goes to low level neutral areas. he probably plays on a pvp server for that exact reason. he has one level 10 belf. he uses it to dance on mailboxes and get gold. he really just trolls people on it. he also roleplays, but makes sure to do it in the shittiest way possible. he only uses walk. no running. he uses the biggest mounts he has and walks on roleplayers when hes playing on an rp server. he probably raids on his warrior and is probably in a raiding guild. he purposefully mic spams the raid so he just gets muted, though. for mounts he’d obviously use the love rocket that he worked oh so hard for. for pets i dont really know what hed use?? probably brightpaw or whatever the purple cat thing is. he makes rose disappointed because he pays for mounts and pets with real money. tsk tsk. he has no professions except fishing, which he has maxed out. he may also have a DK that he has just to piss people off. hes the second highest tier in the prank guild. whenever they do raids (they occasionally do) he rp walks across the map to get to the raid. kanaya screams at him to accept the summon but he insists that he’s almost there. 
jade would def have herbalism as her main profession!! she may also have mining to sell on the auction house. she would DEFINITELY play a bm hunter!! its a worgen all the way. she prefers to have it in worgen form too. since she doesnt really like horde and cant use many wolf mounts, shed def go with the mechanostriders! for flying i think she’d use the serpents!! i could also see her using the pandaren turtle moutns. her fave xpac is def either mop or wod. she actually liked garrisons. she’s really slow w leveling so she isn’t max level for legion, but her friends still play with her!! (me too buddy) she likes doing mount/pet/reagent farming and regularly gives her friends herbs and other mats to level their professions! she also sometimes roleplays with dave in goldshire to mess with people. she loves using emotes like /lol and /joke! she also uses toys VERY often. her hunter pet is a white wolf named bec, and she has a team of battle pets consisting of fel pup, frostwolf ghostpup, and cinder pup! sometimes she’ll use lil bad wolf, though. she’s actually super good at pet battling, but she only battles friends. she doesnt play to be the “best”, she just plays because its a fun game! she also loves playing hearthstone.
jane doesnt play much, and has a level 60 dwarf resto shaman. the only reason she has looms is because roxy gave her the gold to get them. she only has level 20 riding, and only has a single horse. she still plays with friends, but the game just really isnt her cup of tea. she has a few cool pets she found while playing in low level areas, and she likes playing the auction house when she does play! she’s in a prank guild that john owns (all the kids are in it, they prank the trolls and roleplayers) and that’s honestly the thing she enjoys the most. 
roxy loves doing pvp with dirk. some of her friends call them the sneakies. she plays a rogue, and switches around her spec depending on what kind of pvp she’s doing. (as in she switches specs for open world, battlegrounds or arenas) she’s decked out in full pvp gear and always gets the newest tiers when theyre released. though she loves pvp she really does love raiding but she prefers playing with her friends! she helps everyone exploit game bugs for the prank guild, and will help cover peoples tracks when gold buying and such. she has all of her fun mounts set as favorites and just randomizes which one she rides. she uses the feline familiar pet EVERYWHERE. she wont use any other pet. at all. roxy also datamines ptr and spoils new lore for rose occasionally.
hoo boy. dirk is a top tier pvper. he mostly mains a ww monk and a rogue for pvp. he has 12 max level characters and 12 horde ones that are also max. he chooses class/race combos based on which one is the most reasonable for lore. he has an orc hunter named getshrekt. hes gold capped on all of his alliance characters. hes basically sleeve (if you play on bonechewer i hope you know who im talking about) he multiboxes 25 accounts to shit on leveling players. roxy helped him set this all up. all of his bots and multiboxes are hal. hal plays with him. he buys gold from a third party source and overthrows the wow economy. he causes the great depression in wow. he buys out every mat and then puts them back on the auction house for a few silver. since hes gold capped this has 0 affect. his character for the prank guild is maxed out and in pretty decent pvp gear. its also gold capped. he buys level boosts and uses actual money to buy tokens to increase his gold numbers. hes everyones worst nightmare. hes the reason no one plays horde on dirks server. dirk plays with roxy a LOT. they do arenas and basically just crush anyone who dares standing up to him. he exploits game bugs and has items people didnt know exist. he uses his special snowflake mounts that people thought were unattainable. he has bots farming spawn points for herbs and mining nodes. he plans on ruling the economy of his server. he ganks people that are his own level. he camps their corpses until they force quit the game. hes absolutely hated. he’ll be flying, and itll look like someone with a glitched name. then he’ll land in front of someone, and 20 multiboxes will spread out behind him. he ganks his victim. there is no escape. no mercy. 
jake plays a worgen mm hunter! he refuses to use bows and crossbows. it ALWAYS has to be xmogged to a gun. he mostly does world quests and only has horse mounts to keep it simple and traditional. he likes to collect pets and plays with jade a lot! he’s also in the prank guild and absolutely LOVES it. he loves the open world aspect of the game. he also collects random items in-game, like the scarabs from ahnqiraj (i personally collect those oops) he’s also a bit of an altoholic, and loves leveling, but never really finishes anything. he has all of the exploration achievements. ALL OF THEM. he love love LOVES exploring the maps in the game. he also actually LIKED the cata revamp because it gave him more to explore. he has a goblin thats also a hunter thats level capped just so he could explore horde areas without worrying about being ganked or attacked. he knows his way in all of the major cities. you know huntards? well jake is the complete opposite of that. hes an amazing hunter. it surprises his friends. 
bonus: hal helps dirk with being an asshole to everyone on the servers he plays on. he multiboxes with dirk and set up bots to watch the auction house for him. hes just as much as an asshole as dirk is.
NOW FINALLY ON TO THE TROLLS!!!! 
aradia plays a belf destruction warlock. she’s a casual player and plays with sollux a lot. she doesnt play very often, but when she does she gets really into the game, especially when playing with friends! she doesnt have many mounts, but she has the headless horseman mount and thats what she uses most of the time. she has maxed out archaeology and has all the items for it. though she has the pets from it, the only pets she uses are frogs.
tavros plays a gnome bm hunter unironically. hes not a very good hunter but not huntard level. he mostly plays with the other lowbloods, sometimes vriska. he only really got roped into wow because of its ties to hearthstone. he wanted to know more about the characters, but stayed because of the animals. it really isnt too much of his cup of tea, but still plays because his friends do. he doesnt have professions nor a maxed out character. he has the mechanostrider mounts and the default pets. he also has the heartstone mount.
sollux heckin loves wow. he plays a troll mage. he switches between fire and frost, but never arcane. he hates arcane. he mostly plays with aradia, but he likes the occasional raid. he has good dps with decent gear. hes mostly a casual, but he loves messing with the games files and datamining. 
karkat is a....special player. he has a blood dk that hes maxed out but hes in all green quest gear. he keeps trying to defeat dave in a dual but it doesnt work. dave got rose and john to help convince karkat that gnome is masterrace. he believed them. now hes a shitty little gnome aggroing everything and getting caught in the fire. he’s very upset because he cant beat dave. help this poor boy. his only pets are crabs. he has all of them. every single one. they’re all the poorest quality, but he loves them anyways. the only mounts he’ll use is mammoths to be an asshole to everyone. he plays a lot because he wants to crush dave’s pride. help this boy.
nepeta plays either a bm hunter or a feral druid! she roped equius in, and they tried to level together, but equius went too fast, so nepeta doesnt have a maxed out character. she enjoys playing with him nonetheless, even if its just running around stormwind! she plays on a roleplay server (NOT moodguard) and loves roleplaying and meeting new people. she rides the tiger/saber mounts and has all of the cat pets! she almost refuses to go out of cat form when on her druid. both of her toons are nelfs.
kanaya mains a human affli warlock and a nelf demon hunter. she likes the aesthetic of both locks and dhs, but prefers the play style of a warlock. she plays with rose most of the time, and they do world quests when they play. she has tailoring and enchanting as her professions, and both are maxed out. she prefers this because she can just make her own gear to sell and get gold. she has the jade panther that rose made her, and uses that mount most of the time. she doesnt really like collecting pets, but rose gave her a moth that she adores. 
terezi plays a resto druid on nepetas server, and mostly roleplays with vriska. she roleplays as a dragon most of the time. she has all of the dragon pets and mounts, and shes VERY proud of her collection and wont hesitate to rub it in vriskas face. she almost got banned multiple times trying to complete her collection. she prefers doing old world raids and farming to get xmog to improve her roleplay outfit, and so she can have different sets for different characters. she sometimes roleplays with nepeta, but most of the time she roleplays with vriska.
vriska plays a nelf demon hunter, and roleplays with terezi on her server. sadly theres no spider mounts but she has the recruit a friend rocket because she did raf with tavros. she does pvp when shes not roleplaying, and she’s trying to get on the highest level. she has all of the spider pets. every single one of them. she tries to overthrow the auction house, but cant. (shes not on dirks server, so hes not messing her up. its just that she doesnt have much gold because of xmog.) she likes to ruin some peoples rolaplays, but loves roleplaying with terezi and sometimes nepeta. 
equius only got into the game because of nepeta. he didnt think hed like it at first, but he really does. he prefers to tank. he has a maxed out dk, warrior, monk, and paladin. he and nepeta tried to level characters together, but he went too fast for her. he has all of the horse mounts and will only ride those. hes not very interested in pets except the engineering ones, and engineering is maxed out on his main toon. he enjoys raiding in his free time, but will also pvp for mounts. hes mostly casual.
oh man, gamzee should be interesting. he plays a troll shaman. no one really knows what he does, really. they just see that hes online and in a major city. is he playing the auction house? is he talking to people? no one knows. when the darkmoon faire comes around, he plays for all 7 days straight. he doesnt really ride mounts or have pets, but he collects them. no one knows why he plays or HOW hes maxed out in raiding gear. he just is.
eridan is a whiny bitch when it comes to wow. he wants to get on dirks level but doesnt know how to. even though hes sometimes a bitch about it, he does enjoy roleplaying and playing with karkat. he plays an arcane mage or a mm hunter. the only mount he rides is the sea turtle mount. you know the one? the one that makes you slow on land but fast in water? yea. he rides that. he HAS other mounts, but he wants the turtle.
feferi does NOT like wow. i mean, yea, she’ll heal for raids, but she doesnt like killing things. she plays a resto shaman and doesnt use a specific mount because she doesnt play that often.
calliope also doesnt like wow, but will play with roxy. she likes doing pet battles, and thats really all she does. she has a level 10 druid that doesnt have a spec. she has no mounts but has cool pets that roxy gave her. she camps in stormwind and refuses to go ANYWHERE else. 
caliborn LOVES world of warcraft. he roleplays with dirk on moonguard, but dirk says nothing. just to piss off caliborn. he tried to multibox to kill dirk, but he ended up freezing his game. he constantly pesters the alpha kids, and really doesnt talk to anyone else except to make fun of new players. he has 1 mount and its the goblin mount. he mains a goblin rogue thats level 40. 
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freshaslime · 8 years ago
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What I like/don’t like about FE games that I’ve played (contain spoilers)
I just want an excuse to talk about my favorite series so I decided to make this post. Some of you maybe could relate to this or not, either it’s fine. I’m also open for conversation if you want to elaborate further. 
Disclaimer: This is super subjective there’s no way everyone will agree with me and it’s okay. And yes I really need to play Tellius games but my laptop is not strong enough to emulate it. 
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of The Holy War (FE4)
What I like: Great politics and world building. The way the map and story are connected are amazing as well. It has also has great cast (Lewyn quickly became my favorite anima mage). For some reason, it feels like I’m controlling an army while playing this game and makes the game feel big. I also have embraced the broken Holy Weapons. Oh and the auto save feature is great, I wish they would implement it to the other games. 
What I don’t like: They don’t tell the player about how the game works, like arena, inheritance, pairings, and money. If a player has to check a guide to understand basic things about the game, then it has a problem. Going across the map for 10 minutes after 5 minutes battling can be boring as well. 
Fire Emblem: Binding Blade (FE6)
What I like: Igrene’s supports. If you haven’t read it, do yourself a favor and read it now. Hard mode is full of suffering but those hard mode bonuses are so great and beautiful. It also has great pre-promotes, this is the game that makes me appreciate them. Zephiel’s nihilism view on the world is really interesting and it makes him one of my favorite villains. He also has a badass animation, honestly the animations in the GBA games are cool as heck. 
What I don’t like: A R C A D I A. A fog of war desert chapter that has wyvern knights coming at the army and with a horse unit and a useless dark mage are forced to be deployed along with reinforcements at your tail is bad enough. But no, they had to include a sandstorm effect. I get it that it relates to the story but omg it always makes my eyes watery and uncomfortable. No other map gives more physical pain as this one. It also has ambush reinforcements but I don’t have too much of an issue on this game. RNG is… weird in this game. Roy is a dead weight until he promotes #NotMyBoy. Sophia can go to join Nino, Amelia, and Ewan.
Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword (FE7)
What I like: Battle Before Dawn is super fun. Hector and Lyn are cool lords. I’m not a huge shipper but this game has most of my FE otps (Lyn/Rath, Pent/Louise, and Matthew/Leila). Also Black Fang is a cool name for an organization. 
What I don’t like: Rain. Overall, this game is like Eliwood, mediocre. Both story and gameplay-wise, which is both good and bad at the same time. Rain. Considering that this is the prequel of FE7, Lyn’s addition feels weird since she’s nowhere to be found in FE6. Rain. Also Nino, I know you’ve been through a lot but thanks for making FE6 happen I guess, smh go join Sophia, Amelia, and Ewan. Rain.
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (FE8)
What I like: Overall, this game has the strongest cast in the series and good villains as well and I couldn’t praise it enough. It’s super fun to see Ephraim being a gary stu and everyone embraces it. The Rausten defense map is pretty fun as well. The split campaign encourages replayability which is nice to have. Also I gotta mention Seth somewhere so they you go.
What I don’t like: The short campaign hurts, especially with an enjoyable cast. It also wouldn’t hurt to have more difficulty level, for people who wants more challenge. Amelia and Ewan can join Sophia and Nino. 
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (FE11)
What I like: Save spots, it’s only second to FE4’s auto saves feature imo. Caeda and Wing Spear are a blessing. I also quite like the portrait art. Good gameplay experience overall, since this is my first FE game and I got HOOKED after finishing it. Last but not least, Anna/Jake is otp. It also have a lot of difficulty levels, which I feel every FE games need.
What I don’t like: The 2.5D battle model looks weird on the DS. No supports hurts this game too. It has a huge cast and without any development for them, a lot of them are easily forgotten. The gaiden chapters requirement only makes it worse. Also hey ambush reinforcements that’s slightly more annoying that FE6’s
Fire Emblem: New Mystery of The Emblem ~Heroes of Light and Shadow~
What I like: They removed FE11’s dumb gaiden requirement, thankfully. Battling Legion, while the map is nothing special, it leaves me with a strong impression, probably because of his “Uweeheehee”. It’s quite similar to FE11 so I don’t have much to say here.
What I don’t like: The way Kris is handled as the avatar doesn’t feel right, I don’t oppose of Marth having an advisor other than Jagen but idk it’s like they both try to stroke each other’s ego. At least Kris got a monocle I guess. Oh and CAN WRYS STOP ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BE BALD??? Go hang out with Bantu or something smh. Honestly it’s been a while since I’ve played this game and I forget a lot about it. You can say it’s not too memorable.
Fire Emblem: Awakening (FE13)
What I like: Fun characters, except for a select few. There are some interesting and enjoyable supports in the game too (Gaius/Libra’s doughnut rain support always makes me laugh). It’s awesome if you’re playing to make great children with high stats and all the skills and see them break the game. Cutscenes and some maps look amazing. Great voice acting too. 
What I don’t like: The story falls off a bit in the end for me. Some characters stretching out their gimmicks too much. Open wide maps with ambush reinforcements are not a great match whatsoever, much more annoying than FE11’s since Awakening has relatively smaller maps (someone please correct me if I’m wrong, I’m talking out of memory here). Lunatic is difficult in a bad way with those enemy-only skills. Some of the class skills are completely inferior compared to the others.
Fire Emblem: Fates (FE14)
What I like: Overall, I like the balancing they did with pair up, reclassing, and Lunatic mode. The added personal skill is great and gives more personality to each character while some new classes skills added aren’t completely useless. The new classes are fun to use too. The cast is pretty good as well and there are great supports as well (shoutout for Charlotte/Kaden). Birthright wins in the story department, while Conquest deserves the praise for gameplay (Chapter 10 is frustrating when played blind but afterward it’s a complete fun), and Revelations leads in having everyone on the team and doing themed run on. I did a maid/butler run and it was amazing to see a huge ass dragon was killed by a team full of well dressed maids and butlers. 
What I don’t like: There are cases of missed opportunity on some of the characters here. Some outfit designs aren’t the best. It’s sad because the armored knights looks great, especially with the black and pink armor for Benni and Effie and then there’s the cavalry with thong. The excuse for children is bs. My biggest gripe with Birthright is that there are maps who would do just fine with “defeat the boss” goal but nope, it has to be “route the enemy”. It sucks to have finished killing the boss but can’t end the map because there’s still enemies at the other side of the map (Camilla’s underground chapter I’m looking at you). With Conquest, it has a weak story, even in FE standard which not high at all. Roy needs to thank Conquest!Corrin for taking the worst lord position from him. Revelation plays too much on gimmicks on the maps. The elevator map makes me want to cry out of sadness honestly. It also has balancing problems with the recruitable units. You don’t put a level 9 Dark Mage and a level 5 promoted bow user on the same map or make a unit useless on the map they join in.
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nerobombs · 8 years ago
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Writing sociopaths
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Sociopaths, psychopathy, and being “antisocial” and “lacking empathy” is one of those things where writers will try to use it to make characters seem “cooler” or “badass” for...reasons. 
Part of what makes writing such a thing difficult is that modern psychiatry and mental health are considered more or less complete jokes by the average layman--seriously, try to think of a single real-world country that has a mental health system that functions well--and so the actual definitions of psychopathy and the research involved tends to be quite nebulous and even contradictory at times.
Nonetheless, from a narrative standpoint, “psychopathy” and “sociopath” are labels of characterisation, which means that writing such characters well can be boiled down to relatively simple concepts without getting bogged in all the medical stuff.
And as a sidenote: arguing whether or not characters “fit the definition” of being a sociopath is a largely pointless endeavour, because everyone characterisation is dependent on the author. It’s not about the definitions of sociopaths, it’s about characters whom the writer thinks is sociopathic.
And my main problem with most sociopath characters is that they’re boring. They are oh so very often tireless cliches built upon mountains of WebMD diagnoses, and ironically enough, completely predictable. And it doesn’t have to be that way.
1). Sociopaths aren’t better than normal people. 
I genuinely have no idea where this cliche came from. You know what I mean: the "sociopath” character being a highly manipulative and charming important-person capable of twisting everyone around him and committing random murders with a smile on his face and inexplicably remaining highly successful in everything they do.
Y. A. W. N.
Every time a character like this comes up, it not only bores me to tears because they become utterly predictable, but every scene they’re in becomes annoying as shit because the author has bashed me in the face with “HEY HE’S A SOCIOPATH ISN’T HE COOL HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS WOW BE FASCINATED”. 
Negan. Ramsay Bolton. James Moriarty. I personally find all these characters--and characters like them--to be completely boring with all of the depth of a bent teaspoon. And because they’re boring, all of their quirks and “charm” becomes agonising because I just want them off screen (or off page) already!
It’s childish how fascinated some writers are with the idea of sociopaths being super-cool super-smart manipulative bastards who are ultra successful and get everything they want because THEY’RE JUST SO SMART AND MERCILESS DON’T YOU KIND OF SECRETLY ADMIRE THEM
Look, actual sociopaths--people who are anti-social--tend to be genuine pieces of shit that no one admires or wants to admire. These are recidivist criminals, domestic abusers, drifting in poverty and alienating everyone around them. There’s nothing glamorous about them. The idea that sociopaths become amazing Wall Street bankers or super successful rockstars is dumb, because actual sociopaths tend to be ordinary run-of-the-mill losers who just happen to lack empathy.
Jake Gyllenhal in Nightcrawler is a sociopath. Kei Nagai from Ajin is a sociopath. Fucking Eric Cartman is a better portrayal of a sociopath, and you’re not about to convince me that you actually want write a character like Eric fucking Cartman.
Being a sociopath does not make you intelligent. It does not make you capable or perceptive or cunning or skilled. In the context of characterisation, sociopathy is a trait with no inherent benefits or detriments in the same category as “likes the colour green” and “once caught a fish”. It’s little more than a description, and the belief that being a psychopath somehow unwittingly confers a character with super-charm and super-intelligence is laughable. 
2). Don’t copy the diagnoses lists.
When attempting to foreshadow or describe a character’s sociopath status, try to avoid doing any of the following:
-Having them torture widdle baby animals
-Making them a pedophile
-Having them break out into random episodes of violence
-Including “weird” sexual perversions
-Any combination of the above
Look, what makes a true sociopath a frightening prospect is the idea that they’re a threat disguised as a perfectly functioning human being. And when you’re “disguising” a sociopath, you’re not just disguising them to the other characters in the narrative: you have to disguise them to the audience too.
Try being a little bit subtle. It’s pointless to have your “sociopath” character suddenly become the Marquis de Sade because it immediately removes any sense of threat they could possibly pose. It boils down basically any complexity they could have to “well uh they’re a sociopath so it’s just what they do”. 
There’s no ambiguity or tension when you write a character like this. Write someone like that and I guarantee that your audience will instantly identify them as crazy people, and any random murders they commit will be no surprise at all.
And that’s boring.
3). “Lack of empathy” does not mean “stupid and random”.
Why would a sociopath who is, for example, a perfectly normal law-abiding citizen, randomly go out and murder a puppy or stab a schoolgirl?
Oh, it’s because they’re a sociopath! They don’t feel the pain of others and can’t understand emotions!
Get. Out.
It’s this trait of cliche-sociopathy that annoys me the most because it’s the one responsible for the stupid and idiotic acts of random violence that Hollywood Sociopaths engage in.
Look, there are plenty of completely logical, valid, emotionless reasons to not inexplicably murder people, which sociopaths should be perfectly capable of understanding even if they have below-average intelligence. Murdering people is bad because it carries consequences. Consequences of the law, consequences of other people noticing that you. 
In short, “sociopath” is not a reason to make your character “random violent Caligula”. At all. Sociopaths can be impulsive, sure, but in fiction you have to justify these things, and making a character “act randomly” ironically makes them incredibly predictable, and it takes all of the impact and weight out of all of their actions.
4). Know the difference between morality, amorality, and immorality.
Morality itself is pretty easy and self explanatory. Right-and-wrong based on population consensus and cultural tradition. Normal people are moral.
Sociopaths are frequently written as “amoral” or “immoral” with little consistency from the writer. Also, amorality and immorality are frequently mixed up.
Amorality is the lack of morality: it’s the lack of knowledge of what is right and wrong. A character who is amoral may follow impulse and instinct--essentially, they may become hedonists pursuing “whatever feels good”. This is basically what the “True Neutral” alignment in Dungeons and Dragons is supposed to be.
Animals are amoral, for example. They don’t have any morality outside of biological instinct. A sociopath can be amoral and also totally harmless to everyone around them. They don’t have morals and don’t understand moral reasoning.
Immorality on the other hand is the defiance of morality. The character knows what is good and what is evil, but just doesn’t care, or they get their kicks off of explicitly going against moral codes because of the thrill of rebellion.
The problem is motivation: what makes the sociopath amoral? Immoral? And no, you’re not allowed to use “because they’re a sociopath” as a reason. There has to be a justification outside of it, even something as simple as “They think breaking the rules is fun”, because that trait is independent of sociopathy.
Same goes for amoral characters. An amoral character thinks killing people is fun, but why? Is it just because he likes the feeling of adrenaline?
5). Don’t label your character as a sociopath.
The most boring characters are those who are written with an archetype already in mind.
You know, “strong female”, “demure male”, “good guy”, “bad guy”. Whenever you write a character with an archetype in mind, you make them two-dimensional because you’re using their archetype as the reason why they character exists, rather than letting the character grow into the archetype. They cease to become people with traits and they become plot vehicles with checkboxes.
This is a bit more broad on the subject, but most people aren’t sociopaths (I hope). Thus, when writing the character, most writers will think something like “I want this character to be a sociopath”.
No, wrong! Stay away from that light!
If you are fully intent on writing a sociopath character, you need to stay away from that line of thinking. “I want my character to be a sociopath so he should [x]” is the wrong way to go about it.
You need to justify their traits. Don’t write that they’re cold and lack empathy because they’re a sociopath, write that they’re cold and lack empathy because they don’t understand the motivations of normal people. They’re not manipulative because they’re a sociopath, they’re manipulative because they find that it’s the easiest way for them to get what they want without violence.
Reducing your character to a stock type is the surest way to remove any compelling material about them.
In short: all labels are earned, not given.
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