#and none of them are my business

[fibrefox]

My Wolf hadn't heard of the Trudeau's separation, and the resultant goog search spat out two results that couldn't have been placed better:

First, the Times giving us the rare question headline that isn't answered with an emphatic no.

And then the next result being almost a direct response to the Times made my morning.

[cryoverlife]

The Seven’s sexualities are as followed:

Leo: hot people (pretty much everyone), he definitely had a crush on everyone on Argo 2 like once even if it was for five seconds

Piper: Who Knows At This Point, anyone can be pretty as long as they aren’t jerks

Jason: thought he was straight and is now suffering cause he’s friends with Leo and Piper (not cause he has crushes on them but because they enjoy shattering his world view by asking him if he thinks *insert random person* is hot)

Bonus for Jason: might have a crush on Leo

Percy: Annabeth, not actually but he has her so he doesn’t actually care about finding out.

Annabeth: suffering (refers to the entire paragraph in MOA where Annabeth thinks about her entire love life and the only thing good about it was like three months), but also Percy cause no way he’s ever leaving her

Hazel: a poor oppressed child who didn’t even know Not Being Straight is a thing until now, has a type for the precious ones.

Frank: honestly the straightest one of the group but at this point nobody actually knows

[steveharrirngton]

the boyfriend i can never have ♡

[halorvic]

[pixiemage]

You can’t tell me I’m wrong

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

[intotheelliwoods]

Little PSA

[kore-cryptid]

"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

[brother-emperors]

hey! hi! the cartoonist cooperative has an e-sim drive for gaza, offering art for e-sim donations (instructions etc in the link)

[introspectivememories]

best ending: they talk it out after lewis wins his 8th wdc and we end up with brocedes in each other's lives again. lewis shows up on nico's yt channel. nico is on lewis' insta. vivian dogwalks both of them for letting the divorce last that long. i join the convent because this is clearly a miracle from god and reblog gifsets of brocedes interacting from the chapel. rinse, repeat.

ending we're most likely gonna get: whatever the hell we have now. nico talks about lewis. lewis will say karting is the best time of his career. for two seconds out of the year, lewis will say nico's name. i will sob, rinse, repeat.

worst ending: they shut the fuck up about each other forever. they process the divorce and move on with their lives without each other. i will go on tumblr and reblog angsty web weaves about their relationship and what could've been. i take psychic damage. rinse. repeat.

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[animezinglife]

Imagine Elain showing subtle signs of falling in love again without fully realizing it herself (and others noticing).

Staring off into space, but serenely.

Little smiles at nothing in particular and small, quiet laughs to herself.

Humming contentedly while baking or gardening.

Her upbeat moods becoming more frequent.

Becoming more social again beyond just courtly affairs and gardening.

Leaning her head back and closing her eyes to feel the sun on her face and the fresh, warm air.

Being way too giddy/giggly over something that's not actually that funny to anyone else.

Being a little too aware of Lucien or his absence somewhere. Not realizing a detail included in something she says gives it away.

Her ears turning pink every time he approaches.

Suddenly no longer having small injuries from gardening from wearing gloves.

Somebody else--maybe Feyre or Nesta--nearly missing the gleam of a pearl earring when she brushes her hair back.

The way she slowly seems to be more interested in whatever Lucien's talking about than the others (and far more engaged in that conversation).

One of her sisters not knowing where she learned some skill or another, and Elain being vague at best or sheepish about admitting she learned it from Lucien.

Her knowing more than expected about some topic, court, etc. that implies she and Lucien have been having plenty of their own conversations.

Little looks and touches that imply far more of a story than what they're actively showing the world.

Basically, I love the idea of Elain's love life blossoming again outside of any watchful eyes and to see her happy and flourishing from it.

[wltsquareih]

Having to say goodbye ~

(The music I was listening kinda sent me into autopilot???)

[handweavers]

secured a sublet in halifax with a white elder millennial married couple and during the virtual tour of the place the husband and i were talking about how we're gonna go to a farmers market together on weekends and i'll teach him how to play guitar cause he bought one ages ago and has always wanted to learn to play, so i think i'm his new best friend now

[thegooblet]

listen man if you watched the show and this is your takeaway i don’t think you understood it either :/

[menlove]

Hello who is Paul’s nonbinary child 💀💀💀

HEGSHSS IT'S ME JOKING it's beatrice & she's not. actually nonbinary as far as I know but a lot of fans my age are like oh babe we smell this on u bc well. 💀

I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK SHES NONBINARY I JUST. WELL. I KNOW FLAGGING OF PPL MY AGE and I wouldn't be surprised AT all but also that's none of my damn business