guys i am not a bottom, okay? this is slander and libel and i will be telling mommy wanda about how everyone is being mean. so. ha.
me, a bottom? never.
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Unpopular haikyuu opinions bc I’m stoney baloney
Under the cat bc iON WANNA HEAR IT-
*also disclaimer pls don’t take any of these seriously or to heart bc like. My fruity ass ain’t worth being offended or mad at, believe me 🥲💅🏼
1.) no shot Karasuno should’ve won against Shiratorizawa. No way. It took them TWO TRIES to beat Aoba Johsai, a team who NEVER BEAT SHIRATORIZAWA??? Nah dawg. No shot
2.) FOLLOWING UP WITH INARIZAKI?? AGAIN??? SEE ABOVE???
3.) Oikawa isn’t evil. Like. No, hes pettyand cocky but he’s been in the game so long he’s bound to get obsessive- got nothing to do with being mean bro, y’all just don’t like competition
4.) this one is gonna get me jumped but listen. ….bokutoisinfantizedsometimesinthefandomimsORRYIKNOWOKAY I DONT MEAN HARM I LOVE HIM TOO-
5.) kiyoomi, right? Not really a germaphobe, just kinda icked by people, which like. Same. NO SHADE TO PEOPLE who write him like that tho, like I get it. this is COMIN from someone who writes fanfictions to BITE HIM LIKE BE SO FR
6.) a lot of the ✨mean boys✨ were loved by their teammates and weren’t completely heartless and aloof, their ways of showing it was just different. Looking aT YOU KITA SHINSUKE I SEE THROUHJ YOUR ASS-
7.) I was 1012% rooting for nekoma in the land v air, I just wanted to see them win, like. That’s my team that’s my RIDE OR DIE OKAY, ROOTING FOR LIFE BRO VEN MORE THAN INARIZAKI- it’s caused far too many disagreements in my friend group dawg like lEAVE ME BE-
8.) Suna isnt Like… mean mean. He’s just a tiktok emo boy who instigates because ITS SO EASY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THE TWINS LIKE??? But I’ve seen so many TikTok’s where he’s this like. Bad boy™️ like idk man. I think he’s just bad at everything. Maybe I ruined him for me bc i made him like, a booger picker LMAOOOO-
9.) straight up, okay. This one is going to make a lot of people mad, so don’t read it. Straight up. Bc I don’t want to hear it.
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Terushima is just a dumb teenager he doesn’t know how to get rejected and it shows bUT HES NOT A PREDATOR HES JUST DUMB-
Neither is denki but yaLL AINT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION-
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Losing my marbles over lavi doing his absolute best not to be the one to tell Lenalee what an orgasm is bc he doesnt want word getting out and also he doesnt think he could handle talking to her about it for so many reasons
while lenalee is just like oh come lavi you clearly know just tell me!! Pretty please?? 🥺
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oh here's what i was going to psot. i've been thinking about an old rp plot set in the first era that never ended up taking off, which centred around a dwemer plot to sabotage the construction of the numidium by selling a critical mine to the ra'athim. thinking about it bc it'd be a fun fic to turn into a one-off saga of high political intrigue and i love writing political intrigue. but once i go back to writing fanfiction instead of failing nano ill probably just be finishing egg. le sign
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