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good morning to everyone but especially to @piratejakey and jake’s ass 🫡
#this is even funnier bc of my last post I tagged val in fjdjdkdkdkdk#she just never knows what she’s gonna wake up to!!!!!!!!#I am….here to serve 😌🫶🏻#and so is jakey#jake kiszka#I have an ass tag but what is it djdjdjdjdjd#body crazy curvy wavy#I don’t think that’s it but that’s one I’ve used before
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Can u see it?
#undertale au#utmv#undertale multiverse#sans au#xtale cross#cross sans#this was my first thought when Jakei posted it on twt#watch him go#so proud of look like a hobo#but it makes all the sense if you know enough of Cross#his need of freedom#he refuses to be as XGaster wants him to be#The clothes are destroyed by his own decision#you know? and Xgaster can't have control over that#Cross decided something in his life#but this is just my opinion
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tara cole my beloved
#tara cole#sophie devereaux#leverage#leverageposting#leverage texposts#wren speaks#tara cole would say 'i hope jakey dies'#this would make more sense w a shot from s2 but none of them looked v good bc sophie was on a giant screen and u can only see taras back.#the only in-person interaction they share in s2 is a few seconds of when sophies just arrived and tara is just leaving and ofc sophie is#stood behind parker & eliot bc gina bellman was heavily pregnant when filming that ep#so this is the girls night out job. idc tara probably still doesnt care much for nate then lol. no love lost when she left the first time#and she waits at the bar for sophie rather than picking her up from nate's apartment soooo
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actually jizzing in my pants rn because he looks so pretty his hair is perfect and his outfit is slaying and I see that titty bro I’m going crazy goodnight
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#anyway#I need him#this is so bad for me#greta van fleet#gvf#mirador#jake kiszka#jakey#jake gvf#jacob
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good puppy! jake wanting to please you!
pairings: jake sim x f! reader
warnings: hybrids + oral + scent kink + hair pulling
puppy lives to pleasure you n cant bring himself to stop eating your pussy til you’ve cum at least three times on his tongue <3 he’s infatuated with the smell of ur cunt n when you get home from work or running errands without him he’s waiting patiently by the door, stuffing his nose between your legs and inhaling deeply, whining softly because you smell so fucking good and he missed you so much. his little ears twitch every now and then n his tail wags behind him so fast when you start to squeal and pull at his hair, not wanting to cum just from the feeling of your hybrid sniffing at your cunt
#pleaseeeee puppy jakey </3#hes sososososoooo needy#he jus loves u so much#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#♡.the honeypot#sim jaeyun#enhypen#jake sim#sim jaeyun x reader#sim jaeyun smut#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#jake sim x reader#jake sim smut#💌.hybrids#💌.oral
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Draw your favorite and least favorite fighting (make the least favorite win)
request #1
i dunno how to draw fight scenes but its ok there wouldnt be much of a fight anyway coz fatal would one shot ink
fatal is a nightmare to draw, so i refuse to render him
#utmv#undertale#ink sans#inktale#fatal error#fatal error sans#utmv fanart#sans undertale#sans vs sans#fatal is so op im sorry but like what#literally just another phase 999 sans#sigh#no offense#to anyone who likes fatal#idk how jakei ANIMATED the bitch#props to her fr#inkblott
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when i noticed error’s 1 frame in 0.7 part 2 i went feral and redrew it. jakei real for thsi one
#undertale#utmv#undertale aus#i lov error#error sans#art#underverse#jakei#jael peñaloza#i love him with glasses#so cute#loverofpiggies
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🎞️ jake on film 🎞️
#pretty babyboy#he’s so beautiful#truly scrumptious#10/10 would devour him#jake kiszka#jakey baby#greta van fleet#gvf
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Lando and his chosen family 💖
For my most beloved @des-iderate
#lando norris#this is for natalie she is my beloved and my best friend and it's her BIRTHDAY!!!!!#a landolore post just for her :)#I tried VERY hard to not make this JUST max but know that I COULD make this jUST MAX. bc Max is his fella. his ol ball and chain if you may#but i just think it's so cute that his boys are like his silly childhood friends and they're all just like massive DORKS together#it's very sweet I'm sorry!#also this was jakey erasure...sorry jakey....#nadia's things#also filing under:#critical lando theory#*mando
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•My video•
We always talk about Jake making his guitar whine, but I think we need to talk about him making his guitar growl like in the STT intro 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#it’s so fucking sexy and dark#jake kiszka#gvf#greta van fleet#sacred the thread#jake gvf#jtk#the moon 🌙#jacob thomas kiszka sir#jacob kiszka#jacob thomas kiszka#jacob gvf#jakey kiszka
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everyone say happy birthday i hope jakey dies!!!
#mine#this tag did so much for jakey haters#say thank you tumblr user rondou!!!#i had to scroll 20k tags to find it
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GUYS i saw jakey today 🥹 up close 🥹🫠 he and all the others were completely unreal. i’ll come back and post my videos of it later cuz my data is rlly crappy rn but omg. omg 🥹 never would i thought i would get to see him. up close. ahhhhhhhh 🫠🫠🫠
#LIKE WAHT#when i post my video later you probably won’t even be able to see any of the boys cuz i was shaking the whole time#it’s so blurry HAHAHAHA#anyways jakey is so 🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻🫠🫠🫠🫠 LIKE WHAT#i love him#he’s sooo sweetttt ehehee#BYE#i’m going a little crazy if you can’t already tell ehe 🫠#i’m at kcon btw#that’s why#ahahahahahahjsjeksn#em speaks
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today i made the mistake of looking at my Patreon earnings graph over the past ten years,
and moving into this apartment with the ex who is currently moving out basically instantly halved my earnings, with a further reduction after he sexually assaulted me while i was in a k-hole from medical ketamine infusions which were supposed to be the last ditch effort to fix my PTSD from prior trauma, but which ended up being a massive waste of money because he instantly retraumatized me, basically sweeping $7000 of my money into a big pile on the ground and setting it on fire. so i waited 3 years for him to figure out why he did it and come to me with a plan to fix his heart, he never did. just thought it would go away on its own i guess. and that it wasnt a big deal, or wasnt real, or didnt matter because the only experiences he recognizes as authentic are his own. i asked him why he did it and he said "i dont know" and that was all the explanation i ever got out of him.
it's fascinating to have a realtime line graph showing me exactly how functional or dysfunctional i am as measured in an actual dollar amount, and being able to match it up to real life events. salaried people dont get this kind of data
if jakey is snooping on my blog, from which he is blocked, and reading this, he can go fuck himself. i already paid the rent this month, because it turns out when jakey isnt pestering me i can actually function well enough to make that kind of money.
the moral of this story is to get rid of men instantly the first time they have a significant fuckup, a lesson i have failed to learn about ten times now
#blog#i hope jakey dies#lmfao i am so angry i feel like im going to throw up#i need to lie down and watch at least two hours of garbage or im going to flip out
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I have contributions
#error sans#ink sans#paperjam#paperjam sans#killer sans#blueberror#swap sans#reaper sans#geno sans#I tried to use recognizable artists so it’s easier to credit#Jakei#crayon queen#Goodangel#Yeah that’s it#undertale aus#undertale multiverse#au sans#sans au#au undertale#Why does undertale have so many tags
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stepbro jake save me stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stwpbro jake stppbro jake step bro jake stepbro jake
#♡.gabi barks#ojhhhhh my godddd jakey pleaseeepalereplasepslase#the jakey brainrot… i need him#hes my puppy im his puppy ohhh we r perfect#STEPBRO JAKE NONCON😞 m gna bark#sorry had an edible earlier. Reallyfeeling it now#just stepbro jakey thatGenuinely believes he’s in love with you#genuinely beliwves jr perfect for eavh ofher#thinks every sweet smile n hug means something More#thinsk u want him just as bad#starts kissing you n ur in shock n so grossed out bcs hes ur big stepbrother 😞#u tell him its Wrong bcs He’s ur Stepbrother#and it makes him fucking groannnnj oh my gjd like. he groans deeply n grinds his cock against you#grabs ur hand n places it over his cock#‘feel that? that’s what you do t’me’ OHHHH ILL FUCKING MOANNNNN#sorry#weed inducwd pupbrain…. im normal…. oh..#enhypen smut#jake sim smut#sim jaeyun smut#wahh wah wahme crying bcs inneed him
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