#and taking cough drops

[cranberrytea451]

Guess who has a cold?

Yeah. Right before the semester starts too.

[ohimsummer]

satoru loves when you feed him. he just adores watching you dote on him, patting away crumbs and stains on his face as his lovely little wife, both of you knowing full well that he’s perfectly capable of doing it himself. but it’s something about you doing it that makes his heart beat a little faster, makes him so much more aware of his love for you, and get a craving to paint your lips in the wettest kisses. his mind goes empty. it's just you—a blurry haze of your heavenly face and the forkful of food you're offering him.

"it's hot, satoru.", you warn him.

"mhm.", he hums, eyes closed in contentment and he's clearly not listening. all that’s on his mind is the loving regard he has for your generosity. he asked for a taste of your food, jokingly, and of course you oblige. you love him, after all.

“no, satoru, i mean—“

and it’s too late. satoru’s taken a bite without so much as a second of hesitation. you watch his lips curl up in a grin for a good half-a-second before his eyes jolt open, and he’s spitting it out in his hand.

“b-baby—!”, he coughs, wheezing helplessly as his face begins turning a bright shade of red. “wha—?!”

you’re ripping a paper towel off the roll and shoving it into his spare hand. then, you’re shuffling over to the fridge to grab a cool bottle of water, cracking it open and setting it on the table next to him as you take the discarded food to throw away.

“i told you it was hot, satoru, it’s spicy.”, you scold him, though you’re not sure if he even hears you when he’s too busy gulping down the entire bottle of water. “you didn’t listen, did you?”

truthfully…no, he didn’t listen. but, could you really blame him? when he’s got such a perfect wife, eating her perfect cooking, nodding her perfect head because she’s so generous to indulge him without a second thought, looking so perfect as she offers him the fork with a hand underneath to catch any drops, mumbling her perfect words that, in hindsight, were surely ‘it’s hot, satoru’, can you really blame him?

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[kizzer55555]

Core Gems

So when a ghost becomes injured, they have a last ditch defense where they retreat into their core. And I mean, injured badly where their body is rip apart to the point they can’t hold a solid form anymore. And they basically go into a hibernation state until they are strong enough to form again.

Ellie, Danny, and Dan are all injured in a final battle against the GIW. The organization was destroyed and the ghosts were safe but the halfas ended up being so injured that they reverted to core form and then went to sleep for a bit. When they woke up, they were still weak but at least recovered enough to gain consciousness. And realize…they are in some kind of auction…in the middle of a heist. It appeared that two furries (one in a bat costume and one in a cat costume) were ducking it out. And they…they were a necklace. All three of them had been turned into a necklace with their cores as gems accompanied by sapphires, pearls, and opals. And frankly gorgeous craftsmanship as the metal was crafted around their cores as if to cradle them and the other gems.

Unfortunately, they were too weak to take a form properly, they could still feel the strain on their bodies. But at least they could still communicate through their auras. Then the cat lady punched a hole in the glass container surrounding them and grabbed their necklace.

However, the bat grabbed the other end and it resulted in a sort of tug-a-war. Meanwhile, Danny, Ellie, and Dan were having a back and form commentary on the situation and what they should do. Completely unheard by the other party.

In the corner of their eye, the three halfas finally noticed a third contender. Some kind of clown who was…hold on…holding a gun?! And it was pointed straight at the two fighting furies who had yet to notice him. The ghosts’ protective instincts went into overdrive and they frantically tried to shout, yell, move. Just do something to warn the two but their cries fell on deaf ears. All they succeeded in doing was faintly glow which immediatly caught the attention of the fighting duo. The two turned to look at the strange necklace but right at that moment, the clown fired and a gunshot rang throughout the auction room. Having no other options, Danny and the others poured every ounce of ectoplasm they had to try and phaseshift, making the two furries intangible as the bullets passed right through them, but in their shock, the two jumped away in opposite directions and accidentally ripped the necklace apart. Gems and pearls went flying and the three cores bounced along the ground.

Luckily, the two finally noticed the clown and went to deal with him and his minions who had appeared. Seemingly putting their fight on hold and forming a temporary truce. The three halfas could only watch as the battle finally wound down, ending with the cops barging into the place and arresting the clown and his grunts, the cat managing to escape with half the scattered gems and pearls from the broken necklace along with a few other jewelry pieces (none of their cores though) and the bat leaving through a skylight.

The auction continued and in the end, despite being broken, their necklace seemed to have caught someone’s interest. A man named Bruce Wayne bought up every piece of the shattered jewelry wear. The auctioneers appeared relived that the item managed to sell in the end and gratefully gave it to him.

Bruce had no idea what happened at the auction, but he could have sworn that some of the gems faintly glowed right before he and Selina were shot. If the necklace was some sort of magical item, then he needed to understand exactly what has been brought to Gotham. It was unfortunate that Selena had taken some parts of the necklace but he utilized his vast wealth to make sure all the other parts ended in his possession. Now he would take them back to the mansion for examination.

[cirrostrata]

guys i think i like love of the s*n

[silverware-is-interesting]

I'm sick rn but hey. i can still draw. with only mild inconvenience!!

i fucked up eucerin a bit but i think it's good for using no ref

here. have some ms pain too

[dailywatchersiblings]

4/26/2024

i’d say i’m sorry for not posting but i have been sick as hell so i’m not sorry at all actually

[trivialbob]

Yesterday Sheila worked an overnight shift. She got home at 7:30 AM and went to bed. As she slept, I worked.

Eventually I noticed Sulley camped out at the top of the stairs, staring down at me when I walked by. It looked like he was protecting the bedrooms. He didn't want me coming up there and disturbing Sheila, I thought.

Nope

It turns out he found a cough drop and was quietly trying to unwrap it. He didn't want me to take that cough drop away from him.

[firethekitty]

imagine passing a blunt to vash & he takes a bite out of it

[tacitusauxilium]

🤒

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

the chronic overpacker to mom friend pipeline

[omnomnb]

left to rot at bottom of drafts..... i have decided to set it free to the woods..... fare thee well little post

[whimseee]

very sick now

[daz4i]

i think my blood is like at least 20% honey at this point.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Introducing a new (not new to work but new to y'all) coworker: Aggressive Caretaker.

This girl is TINY and on the shy side at first, but she has made it her personal mission to make sure every single one of us has anything we need. A brief snippet from my day to introduce her (for context, our boss has been fighting seasonal allergies and coughing a lot):

Aggressive Caretaker, appearing: [Boss], hold out your hand.

Boss: .... No.

Aggressive Caretaker: Hold out your hand.

Boss: I have six kids; I'm not doing that.

Aggressive Caretaker: *Opens her hand to reveal a cough drop* Take. It.

Boss: ... *Takes the cough drop*

[idliketobeatree]

look. I'm not saying it should have happened, but I just thought the whole "Metatron giving the drink to Aziraphale and basically forcing him to choose between coffee or death" would've been hysterical if Aziraphale was, like, really allergic to almonds

[mars-ipan]

i’ve been relying on cough drops so hard today bc of how much shit the storms kicked up (i am allergic to the outside world) and i’ve cursed myself to think abt kmda every time i take one