idk if i'm just a joyless feminist buzzkill or something but i find the instareels/tiktok trend of joking about "when the workday starts feeling like women fighting for equal work was a mistake" "women in the past fought for equal opportunities and now i have to go in the office when i could be staying home to cook 🙄" so DEEPLY unfunny. leaving aside that housewives work equally hard it's just unpaid, also leaving aside how the idea that women never worked and just tended the home is ahistorical--Women's financial independence is a joke to you? Women being able to choose their own life path instead of being forced to rely on men for survival is funny? Go talk to a woman who couldn't leave her abusive husband because she had no work history and no way of financially supporting herself and I think you'll find it significantly less amusing.
Thinking about the annual museum Halloween party. Steven’s had a crush on your forever and tonight, you’re wearing a t-shirt that says “I will suck you dry” (above an image of emblazoned fangs so it’s still seasonally appropriate) and giving him the eye. Quite frankly, he is UNWELL (WITH HOW HORNY THE PROSPECT OF YOU DOING THAT TO HIM MAKES HIM). Can anyone blame you when you sneak off to the dreaded inventory room together, to give him the top drawer sucky suck? 👀 And he wants it BAD but he’s so flustered and he’s telling you how he’s admired you for so long, muttering sweetnesses to you and his hands hovering all gentle and maybe his fingers picking up a piece of your hair to play with it and his gentleness only makes you suck harder, until his cum slips down your throat all sudden while he’s still telling you how beautiful you are. And then, you’re done and still on your knees, all smug and pleased with yourself. You wipe your mouth on the back of your hand and look up at him all wicked, reaching to do up his belt buckle but he says “false advertising, a bit, that, isn’t it?” You look at him quizzically and he cautiously points at your t-shirt. “It says you’ll suck me dry, yeah? But I’ve still got more to give you.” “Oh, that’s how it is?” “Need to be in your mouth all night, love. Feels so perfect. Can’t stop. Don’t stop. Please.” Well. You can hardly argue with that. You take his flaccid but quickly hardening length into your mouth again, settling the swollen roll of it into the curl of your warm, wet tongue and feeling him grow. Steven moans with pleasure - a sound like a sob - and boy, are you glad you wore this t-shirt.
Is Tee just gonna let Zo and Joke be . . . be happy?
Episode 11 brought no couple conflict whatsoever, not even a sprinkle of it, so the boys are going into episode 12 solid as a boulder.
The families seem okay with everything.
No one's gonna die.
A time jump isn't needed. *tilts head in confusion*
Seriously, all's well.
So why can't I trust this, fam? Why am I so scared? Is it because Joke's entire family is wearing red next week?
That's nothing. It's nothing. Joke has been red, and Zo is yellow. I've known that. I'm good! Everything is good!
So episode 12 will be totally normal and happy which is crazy for a Tee show, but he is doing something different, and I love it because it'll be great and nothing sad or bad will happen because it just can't happen in the last episode since there is no time jump and the families are okay with everything and no one is dying and there is no couple conflict so no one is going to have to pick between their head and their heart or their family and their boyfriend or life and love because this is smooth sailing to the end baby with only some minor happy tears!
I liked this episode because I'm absolutely feral for New, and for Tee's tears, and for Fluke my beloved unintentional comic relief, but mooooostly I just cannot wait for ep11. That preview completely unhinged me. Oh my god oh my god so many of my dreams are coming true. It turns out as much as I love New and as much as I appreciate White (New you have to seduce him to your side if you don't want him to ruin everything!!!), Non is still my heart and a few split seconds of promised footage is enough to make crawling from this moment to next Saturday acutely painful.
Just had a vision of like. J4 borrowing clothes that are specific to j3’s wardrobe without asking and when he sees this he kinda short circuits and bc she thinks he’s upset she like pouts like I hope this is ok! Everything of mine is dirty and I reeeaaally didn’t want to do laundry today n he just chokes out like. It’s fine. Meanwhile j2 whines like that’s not fair you never let me borrow your clothes even if I’m going out j4 he gets soooo mad at me even if I ask and j3 casts mind sliver on him to shut him up