#and thanks tina this was fun

[rocketkit]

sloppy whiteboard doodles from tonight 🐓

[golden--doodler]

I just had to draw Tina again, living her best life on a mountain range. She's probably smiling because she's thinking about Jimmy Jr. or someone else❣️

[ID]: Digital fanart of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers. She has thick black hair which reaches her shoulders along with a yellow barrette and large black, square glasses. She's wearing a light blue sweater and a dark blue skirt with a red belt. One of her hands is curled with the palm facing her, and the other is held out, with the back facing the viewer. She's grinning, as if thinking about something that makes her joyful. She's standing in front of an intricate mountain range background at what appears to be sunset.

[babsvibes]

Tina with strawberry barrettes

[meaniezuchinni]

Prompt Game: zekina - year

"Happy Anniversary, darlin'" Zeke held out a box with a little bow in one of his large hands.

"Zeke, I don't need anything." Tina blushed, as he put the box into her hands with a playful glare before kissing her lips. "I just mean," she continued, "it's already been a perfect year with you... you're gift enough to me."

"It definitely has been a perfect year with you too, but y'a know there's no way I was goin' to let my wife go giftless on our one year wedding anniversary!"

[drawthething]

Hey hey! I wanted to ask what are some of your more “out there” headcanons? Maybe there’s no basis in canon (or just a shred of a basis) but you still believe it wholeheartedly?

Baaaaabs!! Thank youuuuuuu ♥️♥️♥️

I feel like my whole bible of the Pesto brothers is perfect for this exact kind of headcanons but for once I won't ramble about them ahahaha-

• Zeke's head is full of crazy "conspiracy theories". He thinks massage chairs are evil, mammoth cloning is happening somewhere in Antarctica and canned tuna is not a real food. He never have any logical explanation to his belief, just that he can feeeeeel it

• Jocelyn is like, absolutely terrible at Geography. She can't tell apart the West and the East and one time points at Australia on the world map asking if this is North America. "Jocelyn, can you name a country that starts with an U" - "Ummm, Europe :D!"

• There was a phase when Louise was super into demon summoning rituals. She kept dragging Tina and Gene to help her summon one during Halloween. She thought if they bribe that thing enough candies and Bob's pumpkin pie it would get her a pet shark. Cuz Santa and Tooth Fairies suck ass, they never kept their promises 🙄

• Teddy and Trev go to the same book club. One time they gush about Little Women for like an hour

• Trev is no.1 Lego fanboy. He keeps buying them for Andy & Ollie both because he loves the twins AND so he can have an excuse to play those with them

• Bob and Linda normally would be hesitated to buy the kids new board games cuz they ain't cheap until Louise says something like: "Guess we'd never know which one of you two is better at this game" and that's all it takes for them muppets to grab the credit card

• Mr Branca loves Italian opera. It's what he listens to when he's working (he told Tina he was once in a relationship with an Italian opera singer, but would you believe him 👀?)

• Jimmy Jr is probably the second person of the group to have nonsensical fights with Tammy the most, after Tina. Tammy loves annoying him and half of the time he just kinda ignores it but when it comes to things boy's actually petty about he ain't letting it go. He's terrible at comebacks though

• Cynthia has a collection of expensive purses and Logan steals one of them once to gift it to his prom date trying to ask her out. He also steals his mom's made-in-Japan fancy pens a lot

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

Character ask: Tina!

Awwwww, Teeny Tina!! 🥹❣️ Thank you so much for asking about my daughter!!

First impression: I've always loved Tina and related to her a lot. She's a weirdo who loves writing fanfiction and is also definitely autistic. How could you not love her?? I definitely relate to how awkward and shy she can be at moments because that was definitely me. It was more so when I was younger, but still. I remember seeing her fail at the toothpick challenge in the first episode and laughing my head off.

Impression now: I still love Tina, she's so sweet and has gone through a lot of development as well. She legitimately stands up for herself a lot more, showing that she knows her worth. You go girl. I also love when episodes delve into her psyche, such as the Some Like It Bot two-parter. It was so interesting seeing her almost go through with this crazy decision, only to realize that she and Tammy have more in common than she thought. It was so fascinating to see how teasing has affected her over the years and caused a negative self-image within her. I wanted to hug her so bad ):

Favorite moment: One of my favorite moments was when she was riding Jericho at the horse camp after learning how difficult it was riding an actual horse (it's not really her fault, though, she got stuck with the most difficult horse when it was her first time, which must've sucked). Another one of my favorite moments with her was when she gave Louise that bracelet, which Louise immediately decided she wanted to keep. So sweet. Also when she crashed the car in Tina-Rannasaurus Wrecks, because that entire scene, I--

Idea for a story: Maybe a story that does a huge deep dive into her relationship with Jimmy Jr. would be interesting. I think their relationship is just so interesting to analyze and has a lot of story potential.

Unpopular opinion: I'm not sure if I have any unpopular opinions about her per se?? Maybe that I think she might be straight and polyamorous rather than Bi. But I could see her being Bi, just, like, 99% boys. I just think there hasn't been enough evidence (yet) to show her being Bi. But that could always change!!

Favorite relationship: Her relationship with Jimmy Jr. is so fascinating to analyze and talk about, I could just talk about them all day. Their relationship is just so interesting. I also love her relationship with her siblings, it's always very sweet to see. We definitely need time to flesh out her relationship with Gene in particular. It's worth pursuing!!

Favorite headcanon: Probably that she's neurodivergent, because she definitely is. I love how she's weird and strange and almost no one looks down on her because of it, at least when it comes to her family. She's just her nerdy authentic self.

[nixknacks0-0]

would loooove to hear about the tina / jimmy jr. jealousy fic and also the chloise meetcute!

Haha of course, both great options

The Tina/Jimmy Jr Jealousy is on the spicier side, pretty short but still good practice for that sort of thing.

I remember wanting to explore a slightly older them, as well as digging into Jimmy's obvious jealousy. It's a really fun dynamic to write, and I'll post a snippet below for you (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

He didn't look at her, but his hand was tightly gripping hers.

"Oh. Oh, are you jealous?"

"Tsk, of course I am Tina. I can't help it, I just want you all to myself. You mean so much to me, but you seem interested in every other guy you see."

He pulled her closer.

"What do I have to do to get your attention?" He asked softly.

Tina blushed, her heartbeat racing as a comfortable heat settled in her stomach. He was only a few inches taller than her, but as he pulled her tight against him and leaned over, it was the perfect height to look up at him.

There was friction in the air as their eyes met, and Tina smirked as she glanced at his lips.

I don't think anyone will be surprised at what happens next

I think I've actually spoken on the Chlouise meetcute file before, but it's always so fun.

The tl;dr is that Zeke drags Louise to the gym, she ends up seeing Chloe from across the room and not recognizing her. Of course she thinks that she's really attractive, convinces Zeke to help find out if she's straight, Zeke recognizes her and hold it over Louise's head for a while. Louise eventually talks with Chloe and figures it out, but is still way too attracted to her. Cue cute little gym rivalry between them which eventually escalates and there is tension and someone inevitably asks someone out

Tragically, I've only really gotten around to writing bits of the first act, but even still I think it is such and interesting way to bring up some rivalry action for adults who used to know each other but not really. There are a few fun surprising character moments planned for both of them (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[boltgunkiller-archive]

oooooh tina 9, 15, 20, 21

omg. okay this is gonna be fun 🤭

9: worst outfit on them?

some of her gogo dancer outfits were. not great LMFAOAO i love tina but her og fashion was like so much better than some of her later fits… girl 😭😭😭 what is this

15: worst storyline they had?

okay so. my memory’s pretty bad, but i really disliked the way they handled her crush on blaine ?\€_>|>€, it was just a little odd to me sometimes. generally i disliked the way they wrote her after s3. they kinda totally changed her character. cause they had her feel neglected in s3 which made sense!! and then suddenly painted her as like self absorbed and shit. like whattt😭 idk if that really counts as a storyline but it affected the way a lot of her storylines played out so

20: a weird headcanon

god she’s so into poptropica. she has a membership. she has all of the pro outfits. omg and also she has a collection of beanie babies that she like has full character lore she made up for them. and she probably made them all super cool edgy outfits. and she has a display shelf for them and she’s very serious about it

21: when do you think they were at their happiest?

hmm. i think season 2? i can mostly only think of dog days are over but i can’t remember (very important to keep in mind that i can’t remember 💀) her being particularly upset during this season. plus she was dating mike and was happy about it!! idk like she seemed chill and she actually had lines and stuff lol. also it was her sophomore year (apparently. even tho she was definitely written to be a junior like everyone else but they randomly changed a ton of characters ages LMFAO) so she wasn’t stressing about colleges or anything. honestly she was pretty detached from the main dramas that season. and also in 2x11 she was so happy to be on the football team. like ugh. and mercedes was her bestie and just. tina joy!!

[sailoreuterpe]

who is your favorite bob's burgers character? what's your favorite aspect about them?? what's your LEAST FAVORITE??

Tina is my favorite character when I project as I was. She's honest and kind. Tina loves her family unconditionally. She's sweet and she genuinely believes in the best of people.

On the flipside, Tina can be clingy and stalkery. I also don't like how Tina can have a "better than you" vibe. Like Louise, I get rebellious and spiteful if someone else tries to tell me what to do.

Teddy is my favorite character when I project as I am. He's loyal and steadfast. Teddy is so helpful and he just wants people to be happy. Even through his own pain, Teddy tries to support others.

On the flipside, Teddy can be extremely abrasive and hypocritical. He can be annoying and stalkery. I don't like seeing myself in that behavior, even if it can be genuinely realistic for someone who has spent so much of their life abandoned and alone.

[theangrypomeranian]

Prompt 20 for Tina/Zeke? (I don't know what the prompts are.)

ahhhh i've been wanting to do this one so thank you <3 Zeke had always been sweet, but Tina never realized how cheesy he was until they started dating. He liked to do all the typical sappy boyfriend things, like randomly bring her her favorite flowers or favorite food, or send her songs because they reminded him of her, or just hold her hand and look at her with such adoration that it made her blush. So when he tugged on her hand at the mall with a that grin on his face, she knew that he had something in mind that was going to make her cheeks stain red for at least the next half hour. "What, what is it?" she asked as she let him led her across the walkway, unable to take her eyes off of his brilliant smile. He nodded at one of those little photo booths that you saw often at malls, the ones that were covered with that flimsy black curtain and were crowded inside. "How 'bout we do one o' those? I've never been in one and I've always wanted to try." Part of her was tempted to tell him no, but when he looked at her with those puppy eyes she almost instantly caved, nodding with a silent sigh. His whole face lit up and they went in, barely managing to fit the both of them. Zeke put a few dollars in and was practically bouncing in the seat as they waited for the little light that told them it was about to start. It turned out to be a lot more fun than Tina thought it would be. They made silly faces, laughing together until they couldn't breathe. Then he started kissing all over her face, which made her squeal and giggle, wriggling around until she was almost in his lap. His grin was so infectious that she wanted to find out what it tasted like. So she did. She reached up to cup his face, pulling him down so that she could press her lips firmly to his. He eagerly kissed her back, one arm wrapping around her as his other hand cupped her face tenderly. They were so wrapped up in each other that they didn't even notice that the booth had stopped working. It was cheesy as hell, but the pictures they got out of it were totally worth it.

[purrpickle]

100 word drabble:

a glimpse at glee if it was a reality TV show

Rachel: "I never left for LA. I don't know what you're talking about!"

Finn: "Wait. The army requires more than effort?"

Quinn: "Your rival's mother raising your daughter is... Pretty problematic."

Kurt: "As 'the gay' on this show, I'm definitely more than the sassy best friend!"

Mercedes: "Can I be free of the white drama yet?"

Puck: "A vasectomy was definitely the way to go!"

Tina: "So... Without my stutter, I'll have more screen time, right?"

Artie: "Schue who? - I'm the best white rapper on the show!"

Santana: "I will never agree to a Dinah Shore sponsor!"

Mike/Matt/Brittany: "..."

[golden--doodler]

Looook, it's me with another ask! Okay okay, three headcanons for each Belcher, go :D!

Headcanons about all of the Belchers from Moi? You keep spoiling me with these perfect, perfect asks!!! 😭

Okay, let's start with Bob. Talking more about Bob makes me so happy because I'm still sad about not including him as one of my favorite Belchers (Linda and Gene just called to me too strongly, though).

1.) This ties into my AU, but his hatred of Jimmy Pesto began when Jimmy Pesto made a snide remark about Linda, something he's never been able to let go of ever since. He definitely hyper-fixates on their rivalry, I think it's gotten to the point where he's even more invested than Jimmy himself. Jimmy doesn't even remember what he said, but Bob will never forget.

2.) While he will never pick favorites out of his kids, of course, his favorite kid when they were a baby was actually Gene, believe it or not. While it was a close second with Tina because she was so quiet and good, Gene was just such a wild baby that he actually found it quite entertaining. While there were some moments where that ended up making him extremely stressed (like when Gene ate a fern) his antics always made Bob laugh more than he'd care to admit. It kind of reminded him why he loved parenting in the first place.

3.) Whenever Bob becomes too stressed out or overstimulated, his favorite thing to do is to hide in the employee bathroom and read something while Linda and the kids take care of everything. We already know from "Ancient Misbehavin'" that Linda loves it whenever he reads, so she supports this wholeheartedly.

Onto Linda now! :D

1.) I touched on this in my comic prologue I posted a while back, but Linda and Gayle occasionally got taken to the beach when they were kids if Gloria had some sort of work business to take care of around there. They always loved it there and would always try to look for shells so they could hear the ocean, even though they were already at the beach and could already hear the ocean very well.

2.) She was actually not as much of a social butterfly during her school years as one might believe. She did find her crowd, especially Ginger, but a lot of people, unfortunately, thought she was too much, and didn't like it if she spontaneously burst into song or rambled about something she enjoyed. She also used to get teased a bit about her braces. This is why she related to Tina during "These Boots Are Made For Stalking" and had that whole speech about how Tina wasn't the only one who wanted to change herself to be seen as cool. These experiences actually led her to be a bit nervous about rambling in front of Bob when they first started dating, but he loves it whenever she goes off on her tangents, so she's very easily excitable in the present.

3.) Linda is the reason that they all know Teddy! This was before the kids were even born, and their sink was having major issues. She tried calling a couple of handymen other than Teddy, but none of them were available. She eventually found him, and he came over and was immediately won over by her presence. After he was done, he revealed that he hadn't eaten all day yet, and she had Bob make him a burger. The rest is history.

Now for my precious, awkward baby girl Tina.

1.) She's been doing her signature groaning for as long as she could remember. It's always been her way of (to quote Sadness from "Inside Out") "slowing down and obsessing over the weight of life's problems". She heard Bob making a similar noise when he was upset and she copied it. It just kind of stuck from then on.

2.) She's known Jimmy Jr. for a very, very long time, basically since they were in preschool. When they first met, he was really upset about being by himself, so she went up to him and asked him to play blocks with her. He agreed, and it got his mind off his homesickness. He still remembers that day, though if asked, he will deny it. Tina treasures that memory a lot.

3.) Her first boy crush was actually on a member of Boyz 4 Now, much like Louise. She's known about the band for a long time, and the first time she stumbled across them, she was completely enthralled by Griffin. She hasn't stopped loving this band and boys ever since that day. Griffin is still her favorite member.

It's Gene time!

1.) The first piece of music Gene ever made on his keyboard was abysmally bad (to be fair, he was very young when he first got it) but his family, especially Linda, acted as if it was incredible and the best thing in the world. This boosted his confidence enough to continue playing around with his keyboard and realize how much he enjoyed creating music, and he got a lot better! It says a lot when he was able to eventually make things like "Electric Love" and "Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl".

2.) He actually really enjoys movies, a trait he got from Bob. It's why he was so excited to stage a "Die Hard" musical in the first place and why he got excited about that one Western movie during the first season, and why he keeps making random film references (like when he said "you can't handle the tooth" in the movie). He's actually wondered if having a career doing film scores would be fun, but he's still pretty deadset on wanting to be in some sort of band because he loves "The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee" so much.

3.) He enjoys putting on dresses a lot and used to wear Linda's, but they're way too big on him. Now, he tries wearing some of Tina's, though they are still slightly large on him. He thinks they're way prettier and more comfortable than men's formal wear, and they give him gender euphoria :D However, he has yet to wear any in public. His favorite feminine thing to wear are ballet outfits, and he apparently canonically used to take ballet lessons at some point.

Last but certainly not least, Louise!

1.) Louise actually respects Linda, more than she will ever admit. She's super curious about Linda's early years, especially because how Linda has said that she did things like set fires. Louise desperately wants to hear more context behind these random anecdotes. She also admittedly thinks it's pretty cool how Linda sprung her out of detention for ice cream that one time.

2.) She met Regular Sized Rudy when they were really young, around preschool or kindergarten. He was the only person who actually approached her, and didn't mind when she started going on about the random tricks she wanted to pull on other students. She didn't go through with most of them, but they did steal another kid's crackers during snack time together. He was the first one to ever compliment her ears.

3.) She first got Kuchi Kopi because as a toddler, she was pretty fussy and didn't like sleeping through the night or taking baths. She would regularly sneak into Bob and Linda's room to sleep because she didn't like being alone. However, when presented with the night light for the first time, she got super enthralled, and Bob and Linda thought of it as a miracle. They were super exhausted at that point, and seeing her so calm was incredible to them. But the best night's sleep she would ever get was snuggling with her parents with the night light (she definitely didn't like sleeping alone when she was young).

I could probably go on but here are some of my headcanons! I hope this was fun to read because I had a lot of fun with this.

[mdverse]

surprised i havent asked this yet, considering the odd variety of vb questions i do ask! but what would the vb au characters dream house have/be like? - space :)

aksjdkfh i don't think about houses and stuff enough to feel like i have good answers for u but here are some general thoughts for some of them:

kurt: the boy loves being in nyc and therefore could not afford his dream apartment bc he has expensive taste but generally he'd want a spacious apartment with lots of storage space for clothes and trinkets etc. obviously it's not sth he can realistically have just yet but he cares more about making his living space feel homey and somewhat fancy, and he has a gift for making even the cheapest, crappiest furniture/apartment feel expensive

finn: he just wants a nice, quiet place to live :) mist suggested some kind of a suburban family home and i think that works really well for him! idk if he'd see himself having a large family but he'd certainly want guest rooms for his parents, kurt, and santana. and a big yard for his dogs

santana: i picture santana wanting to stay in a big city and preferring an apartment over a house because she doesn't feel like she needs that much space and she's used to travelling a lot for vb. but similar to finn, she'd wanna make sure she always has at least one extra room available for her boys so she wouldn't love a really small apartment

britt: def dreams of a place with a nice terrace for stargazing! a very big priority for her! the other thing is that britt has more niche interests than the rest of the squad so i could see her opting for something a bit more unusual architecture-wise. part of me feels like she might be down for a victorian-style house but then again i also think she'd want a place that feels more open and bright

quinn: i can see her being an avid reader tbh. she sure is busy and doesn't have as much time as she'd like to read but she would love a room full of bookshelves. like floor-to-ceiling built-in bookshelves with a large variety of books

[faerune]

✂️, 🔪, 👑, 🖍️, 🎀 for the lady argella!!

what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people? Ironically, betrayal lmao. She's very hypocritical that way. Argella also can't deal with someone taking from her what she perceives as her own/not valuing her or what she does. With things like that, she won't raise hell usually she'll just silently starting cutting them out of stuff and treating them more coldly/holding them at arm's length. Argella would like to think she lets go of people easily but some people really burrow under her sternum and stay there. And she usually doesn't realize it until she's lost them.

how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame? Argella can probably count this type of person in her life on one hand, maybe both hands. She's vengeful, terrible, and petty. Argella's loyalty is hard to win but once you've proved to her you'd do the same she's a ride or die. It's why she leaves KL and goes back to Rhaenyra's side at the Dance. 1) her ambition takes precedence over whatever feelings were developing between her and aemond and 2) Rhaenyra has done so much for Argella and still can do so much for her. It's a selfish way to think but it's the culture she was raised in.

what does your oc want to be remembered as? why? A loyal supporter of the true Queen of the Seven Kingdoms during the dance. A smart woman. A progressive, champion of women in terms of political places (advocating for women to be considered heirs). In reality, it's really sad how history remembers her: a traitor, a whore, a double agent loyal to no one but herself, a fool.

what advice would you give to them? I'd be a terrible player of the Game so nothing really lmao. Everything that unfolds during the Dance (as beautifully put by @solasan) very reminiscent of a greek tragedy) Argella is trapped in her narrative, her flaws are inherent to her and no matter how much she tries or is aware of them I think she needs to find a way to entirely remove herself from the culture that has made her into such a selfish, vicious person to even begin to correct mistakes she has made. But those are things that has allowed her to survive for so long. It's complicated she's doing her best I support her wrongs lmao. DONT LET AEMOND FIGHT DAEMON ON DRAGONBACK.

how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into? OKAY, I already have a modern!AU for her (basically asoiaf but just...everything is placed within the modern era like KL is a huge industrialized metropolitan city, same technology we have, etc, etc) and I've always loved the houses being family-run corporations so I think she'd be fighting to get majority shares from her other siblings reminiscent of her hunt for heirdom in the Dance. Baratheons are def a steel/general metal industry ;)

And of course I can't help but think about an AU where Aemond survives his fight against Daemon and leaves Westeros with Argella. They get to raise Vaelys together and try and heal <3.

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[drawthething]

Do you have any secondary ships for Jimmy Junior? What about Tina? If Jimmy Junior and Tina have kids, what would they name a girl? What is Jimmy Junior's favorite food?

Ooh actually i do! Now i know I've said enough about how much I love J-Ju & Zeke's friendship but I'm absolutely on board with their romantic ship too!! I have this little casual headcanon that they're both bi :D based on their crushes on Tina AND their tiny lowkey crushes on each other. Suprisingly (or not) the bb fanfics that make me happy the most (i mean my lazy butt has only read a few fics but still) are the ones focusing on Zeke/Jimmy Jr (i rarely get to see their platonic interactions in other kind of fics okay? this is the only way) Either way these boys will always have a special place in my heart :]

As for Tina (boy, what a tangled ass web of romance she built huh), I kinda ship her with Josh :D. Their interactions in Lindapendent woman is honestly so cute and if we're looking at the Two for Tina ep alone (freaking hilarious episode), I'd go with Josh all the way. But yeah, after that he didn't return for a whole 7 seasons and when he did their relationship is officially off so :/ (which sucks a little i did like his character)

Oof my brain's not built to think of headcanon names for characters pffft. Lily? After Bob's mother? That would be so sweet. Also if it's a boy? J-Ju'd have to remind his dad for the thousandth time that they ain't naming the kid Jimmy again

For the last question, first of all that kid despises pizza. I mean he works in a pizza restaurant, and Jimmy Pesto's pizza ain't so good, I reckon. Having to have it for lunch 3 times a week cuz your dad doesn't really wanna prepare lunch for you himself and just squeezes in the restaurant food doesn't help much either. His favourite thing ever is gum though. Always has some packed in his pocket. And grilled cheese sandwich, and soup!