#and the ONLY thing I could think of was crunching subway pickles...

[jauniegal]

literally couldn't sleep last night cause I kept imagining myself eating a subway sandwich in excruciating detail :(

[finniestoncrane]

What kind of subs do you think the riddlers would be?

Riddlers as Subs (the kink and the uh...sandwich)

Riddler Headcanons i knew in my heart of hearts you meant sub/dom, but a bigger part of me couldn't get past the idea of them being sandwiches, so i did both 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: it's uh, it's just smut and suggestive things

arkham

he's a switch through and through. like there's no way he's not. he's too tough and strong to not let himself dom a little bit (projecting that onto him, sorry) and to be honest he likes it both ways. if he's feeling extra sensitive or tired, all he wants is to be controlled and fucked. however, catch him on his better days and he can flip it like a switch and rail you like he was a pro. as a switch though, he needs a fair bit of aftercare, the kind he dishes out to you. he also thinks it keeps things equal and varied if you both take turns being the subby one. man is a blt with mayonnaise, on a seeded brown loaf, extra crispy bacon pls for the crunch and if you could remove the tomato seeds or he'll yell at you

batman unburied

an absolute princess/sugar baby since he enjoys it so much. he might as well get treated like the little angel he is before you pound him into a quivering mess. his preference is to lay there and be spoiled by you, getting well and truly fucked like he deserves. your aftercare better be of the highest order too. man needs to be soothed, told he's pretty, that he's a very good boy, have his hair played with, all that good stuff. laying on his back and taking it while he looks cute are his skills, top of his c.v. he likes to mix it up every time he goes, just to make things difficult and annoying. and whatever he gets, he's ordering it with extra pickles

gotham

here i go insisting that this man wants to be a pet again. matching leather collar, leash and gloves? little name tag that says riddler? made to do his silly little tricks like he's at a crufts show before you even think about touching him. likes it if you make him howl when he comes, he's such a good doggy. he's so good at barking on command, and he'll stay down on all fours until someone tells him he can stand up. his only bad habit is slobbering over crotches... tuna melt like you wouldn't believe, no pepper or salt please, extra mayonnaise, boy is as white as the bread he orders his sandwiches on

dano

oh ho ho. free use. something about someone wanting him and demanding him at any moment, it makes him feel desired. he'll bend over for you and work on his notes, his schemes, even his streams if you're feeling extra risky. he's so down bad for it, so ready to be dommed at the drop of a hat that he'll assume the position with his pants at his ankles if you so much as wink at him. he'll even beg for it if he's feeling confident enough. meatball marinara, extra cheese, toasted, i promise i'm not just blindly projecting here. also he gets subway a lot, it's his only hot meal

young justice

very into master/servant play. he just wants to please you, and do exactly as you asked. holding back any praise drives him crazy, something about the knot in his chest that builds up as he waits to be told he's good which never comes. the suspense might kill him but that's what he's living for. that and knowing that even if you don't say anything, he knows he's doing a good job making you happy. why else would you have him on his knees in front of you for a solid hour? he considers at an honour to even be asked. ham and cheese, not toasted, no veg or sauce. will make you go up to the counter to tell them he asked for no lettuce and tomatoes if they put them on.

capullo

total and utter brat for certain, like i'd put money on it. it would be too damaging to his ego for him to just outright admit that he's a sub, he needs to make it seem like he's annoyed you to the point where you have no other option but to bend him over, smack his ass, and fuck his face into whatever surface he's slammed down onto. hey, it works for him. he's pretty irritating on a regular basis, so he barely needs to try to get into the bratty mindset of "if you want me to behave you'll have to make me". phillie cheesesteak or a hoagie, and whatever it is has so much hot sauce on it and is massive, like he thinks he's in some sort of competition

telltale

aw buddy is a masochist, whether he likes it or not. even when he's getting the shit beat out of him, he gets hard a little bit. choke him with his own cane, spank him with your bare hand or with his gloves on, step all over him with big old boots on, slap him, punch him, bite him, and then kick him while he's down. he's used to bleeding profusely and being bruised internally, so you really have to make an effort if you're going to attempt to make him cum sourdough bread, lettuce, light mayo, one teaspoon of sweet chilli sauce and some shredded turkey and if anything else touches it, start over fresh.

[compunctionjunction]

70 horrible questions

I was tagged by the lovely @1of1prism thank u my guy <3

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Maybe better than some people but probably also worse than a lot of people lol. Sometimes I go to people’s houses and I’m like ???what is this “communication”. Also depends on the day and parent. i have an entire tag devoted to my dad lol

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? I dunno probs my mom or one of my friends 

03: Do you regret anything? Lots

04: Are you insecure? "My insecurities have insecurities” tho tbh i’m gettin pretty good. 

05: What is your relationship status? Single and not ready to mingle

06: How do you want to die? in control and ready 2 go

07: What did you last eat? cream of chicken soup... chocolate frozen yogurt... caramel pudding....... I just had my wisdom teeth out.......give me real food......

08: Played any sports? Never, in my life. The audacity.

09: Do you bite your nails? Ahuh! Sometimes!

10: When was your last physical fight? ive never been in a 2-way fight but the most recent 1-sided one was probs in gr 6 when one of my friends (aha) dragged me across the classroom by my hair lol

11: Do you like someone? No :\

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? try 72 hon

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? lol trump (im not changing ur answer sophie cause its accurate lol) also anyone who aligns w him and rn all the conservative MPs for being dicks and a lot more I’m full of hatred rn 

14: Do you miss someone? i miss being able to eat real 

15: Have any pets? my sister has 2 ferrets :\ but she moved out so no

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? my face hurts

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? made out a cheque to my haters (just kidding i have no money and no haters i just was trying to be funny. im sorry. i need humour right now.)

18: Are you scared of spiders? i mean i think it depends on how dark it is and how big the spider is tbh 

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? i dunno i’ll need an informed consent form

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? :\ 

21: What are your plans for this weekend? first i gotta recover and then i gotta finish like 5 papers and hang with people and have a sleepover and hang with more ppl and watch a bunch of tv

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? I want to give birth to 0 kids tho I am still undecided on adoption etc. I’d probs be a rly good godmother tho like im just sayin. @1of1prism @purewhiteflames​ ;)) 

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no piercings as of yet tho i wanna get my ears pierced i think. but my dad disapproves of anything like that so i’d probs have to wait to either move out or be financially independent lol

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? rn? english, women and gender studies, most things involving research-based papers where i have free reign over the topic 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lotsa ppl tbh

26: What are you craving right now? food........that i can eat........ chickenmelts........hamburgers......pizza........pasta......... :’(

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? prob lol but do i care

28: Have you ever been cheated on? we’ve all been cheated on.......by the system.....

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? that would require having one

30: What’s irritating you right now? my goddamn jaw and people eating food I can’t eat in front of me. my parents had mcdonalds yesterday. you know what i had. a milkshake. my sister brought home bacon wrapped scallops. I haven’t had scallops in like 2 years cause they’ve doubled in price and the one time we have scallops let alone frickin bacon wrapped scallops (like what the hell what kinda fancyass lunch) I cant FRICKIN eat it. Oh but I can smell it. I can hear u crunching on these foods. “Mmmmm!” ya shut up.

31: Does somebody love you? Do you know how popular I am? I am soooo popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

32: What is your favourite color? black and hot pink together

33: Do you have trust issues? ...........why are u asking..........what will u do with that info.......

34: Who/what was your last dream about? NO FREAKING JOKE!!!!!! i HAD A FRICKIN DREAM WHERE DANNY DEVITO CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS LADY AND THEY TRIED TO BUY MY HOUSE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “no..” AND THEY WERE SO MAD AND DANNY DEVITO TRIED TO STEAL THE HOUSE KEYS BUT I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME like what kinda fake tumblr text post but it’s real i really dreamed that. I honestly can’t believe it. I would doubt it myself except I told someone abt it right away when I woke up. so now i will never forget.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom and this nurse because I woke up in a cot after being high on laughing gas and some other drug and steroids so not only did I wake up and I didn’t know where I was and no one was there and there was like an hour gap in my consciousness but I was coming off a high LOL

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? definitely not lol I give 2nd chances on rare occasions but as a general rule if u break my trust I won’t trust u in the same way again lol “trust is like a mirror. u can fix it if it’s broke. but u can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection”

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm forgive i guess

38: Is this year the best year of your life? well not politically or in a global sense but in terms of like self-growth and stuff I’m doing pretty well so far I’m doin pretty good. workin hard... having fun.. loving myself.. 

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? i have never in my life sullied my lips with someone else’s bacteria-laden lips

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? n.........o

51: Favourite food? chicken pasta alfredo, chicken pie, chicken vol au vents, chickenmelts, eggs benedict, um, double chocolate fudge tart from dufflet... hmm, Sophie’s dad’s lasagna and also pasta al fuerno or whatever that’s called like yum, uh.. it’s really easy to list these off when i CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also poutine, and I also rly like Subway (ham and cheese on italian herbs and cheese bread with lettuce, onion, pickles, and mayonaisse, toasted...) 

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of but I tried to explain it to someone once and they were like ??????what ur saying makes no sense and contradicts itself and i was like ya probably lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched a bad tv show my parents were watching and drank a giant mcdonalds milkshake and iced my face

54: Is cheating ever okay? honestly who am i to judge ur relationship and forgiveness and stuff but like imo if someone cheats on u they don’t respect u as an equal in that relationship or probably as a human

55: Are you mean? i can be a bit of a dick tbh but most of the time when i say something mean in my head im like “why is my mouth saying//why are my fingers typing these horrible ass things??”

56: How many people have you fist fought? well ive never used my fists on anyone but 2 people have punched me in the stomach does that count lol

57: Do you believe in true love? at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck, you’re an asshole, but i love you... so much i think it must be true love, true love. it must be tru-e love, no one else could break my heart like yo-o-o-o-o-o. yo-o-o-o-oh, oh-o-o-oh (No)

58: Favourite weather? either when its foggy and tranquil or when its like 23-25 degrees and sunny but also there’s some clouds so it’s not like direct hot sun on u but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts

59: Do you like the snow? i like when it’s snowing and quiet and peaceful and i like lying down in the snow and having that feeling of hearing everything kind of muted? but ya i hate slush and ice and stuff 

60: Do you wanna get married? not really but i might for tax benefits LOL

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No, get that shit away from me

62: What makes you happy? lots of things especially seeing other people happy and genuine

63: Would you change your name? Maybe tbh it’s something i’m thinking abt right now cause I’m not a super fan of my name but maybe not officially and I also don’t wanna start shit with my fam I think my mom would be upset lol 

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? ya cause they don’t exist lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well thats nice cause I like him too but what’s with this “opposite sex” bs like i know what u mean but like 

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? like seriously it’s not a real thing sex and gender are both constructs it’s a spectrum, a range. my buddy. pal. listen. (also ya i like to think anyone in our friend group but like probs john cause I can be scathing with those guys but as if i’d ever be vulnerable around them LOL)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? like ur gonna keep going with this. ur gonna keep doing this. thats fine. but i can give u some reading. like i have all these pdfs if ur interested. no joke. and if pdfs are unaccessible to u i also have a bunch of youtube links. like hon. (my dad)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? wow i dont even know if i can tag u back @1of1prism cause if im being honest i think it was @purewhiteflames oops, yikes!!!

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no but i do think there are people that u are much more compatible with than other people

70: Is there anyone you would die for? i dunno we’ll see if/when it happens lol

I’m not gonna put anyone else through this so you can say I tagged u if u wanna do it but like lol

[migrately]

Today’s Vegan Moment: TSG Visits Vegan Junk Food Bar in Amsterdam

Vegan Junk Food Bar – Marie Heinekenplein

Who said vegan food had to be all twigs and berries? Sometimes you just feel like eating junk. Vegan junk food that is. While I was in Amsterdam, Danielle (CruiseMiss) and I visited the one of a kind Vegan Junk Food Bar and quickly discovered we were in for a real surprise.

Vegan Junk Food Bar at Marie Heinekenplein

Vegan Junk Food Bar

From the second you arrive at the Vegan Junk Food Bar, you can be certain that you’ve never visited any place quite like this. From the neon pink lights and art to the graffiti walls and signs, this is no ordinary restaurant.

Vegan Junk Food Bar

The decor was definitely a feast for my eyes, but would the food live up to the high expectations I already had for the restaurant?

The Vegan Junk Food Bar Menu

Vegan Junk Food Bar

The Vegan Junk Food Bar currently has two locations in Amsterdam. One is the restaurant we visited in Marie Heinekenplein, their restaurant, and the other is at Staringplein 22, their Burger Bar. I mention this because they have unique menus for each location.

At the restaurant you’ll find starters (olives or maybe guacamole and tortilla chips), salads (Baby Kale Chik’n Caesar), burgers, sides (truffle fries), specials Blue Corn Chik’n Tortilla), and of course, dessert (Pink Oreo Cupcake). They also serve alcohol including cocktails, spirits, wine, and beer and nonalcoholic beverages, too. There’s definitely something for everyone on the Vegan Junk Food Bar, whether you’re a vegan or not.

Starters

Mediterranean Springrolls

This is the the kind of dish that goes great with a cocktail and dim lighting so no one sees how much you've stuffed into your face.Click To Tweet

Based on the suggestion of our host and server, Hassan, we tried the Mediterranean Springrolls. I have to admit that I wasn’t terribly excited about this based on the menu. After all, it says, “Soya based cheese, spicy chili sauce” so it doesn’t sound that interesting. Yet, somehow they’ve managed to create a starter that I’ve not had anywhere else and is so incredibly good. Like so good I could’ve just sat there and eaten 20 more of these. They’re salty, spicy, and crispy and so damn good.

Vegan Junk Food Bar

This is the the kind of dish that goes great with a cocktail and dim lighting so no one sees how much you’ve stuffed into your face. I didn’t think soy cheese could taste so good, but let me tell you — these are sheer perfection. I relaxed more into my seat and took in the entire restaurant while eating. Everyone else had a similar look on their face. Let’s call it contentment, shall we?

Classic Shawarma

Classic Shawarma and Onion Rings

For her main, Danielle chose the Classic Shawarma, a plant-based shawarma, lettuce, tomato, red, spring & fried onion mix, fresh herbs, garlic & spicy VJFB sauces along with a side of onion rings.

Classic Shawarma

Promise me you’re not drooling on your computer or phone as you take in this close up of the Classic Shawarma. Considering Danielle is not a vegan and really loved the sandwich, it’s safe to say that Vegan Junk Food Bar serves up great food for everyone, not just vegans.

Original VJFB

This is a veggie burger that doesn't fall apart the second you bite into it and holds up to all the toppings paired with it. Click To Tweet

Original VJFB

How about biting into the most incredible veggie burger you’ve ever had? I tried the Original VJFB – a plant-based beef, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red & spring & fried onion mix, pickles, and VJFB sauce and I was instantly in love. This is a veggie burger that doesn’t fall apart the second you bite into it and holds up to all the toppings paired with it. That’s including the crunch of the fresh veggies and the creaminess of the VJFB sauce. So good! Can you hear the vegan angels singing?

Original VJFB

Go ahead and take a closer look at the Original VJFB. You know you want to. I promise I won’t tell anyone. Yet, I probably will because well, that’s what I do.

Original VJFB

This burger is massive in size. Like BIG people. The kind of burger you share or devour by yourself and then not step on the scale this morning. The only negative thing I might say about it is that the bun is huge. But if you like bread and want a big burger, it seems appropriately sized. I removed the bun and ate the innards of the Original VJFB and thought about taking a nap when I finished.

Golden Seaweed Nuggets

For my side, I ordered the Golden Seaweed Nuggets, golden crunchy dutch weed bites with weed sauce on the side. Tell me the Vegan Junk Food Bar doesn’t have a great sense of humor? While you might expect them to taste completely seaweed-y, they weren’t. The taste was hard to explain, but it seems like something I had to try and you should try them, too. See — there are other kinds of weed in Amsterdam after all.

Decor and Service

Inside Vegan Junk Food Bar

The decor of the Vegan Junk Food Bar combines slick neon signs, graffiti, white subway tile, and funky lighting. This produces a unique and yet, comfortable environment in which to gorge yourself on some unique vegan offerings that you won’t find anywhere else.

Vegan Junk Food Bar

As for service, our server, Hassan, was polite, helpful with explaining the menu and making suggestions, and he never rush us and always brought our food out in a timely manner. Other guests in the restaurant looked satisfied and relaxed, which is always a good indicator of both food and service while dining out.

Final Thoughts

While I’ve had the chance to travel around the world and eat in a variety of vegan and non-vegan restaurants, none compare to the eclectic vibe of Vegan Junk Food Bar. Therefore, if you’re up for something completely new and different while in Amsterdam, run, don’t walk to VJFB. Oh and definitely go hungry because you’re going to want to try everything.

VJFB – Restaurant Marie Heinekenplein 9 – 10 1072 MH Amsterdam Hours: 11:00 am – 1 am

Have you tried Vegan Junk Food Bar yet? What did you think? Have you tried any other vegan restaurants in Amsterdam that you think I should try? Let me know in the comments below. And while you’re here, check out the other Travel Shop Girl dining reviews, too.

On my new SPONTANEOUS TRAVEL SCALE of 1-5, with 1 being super easy and spontaneous and 5 being you better plan far in advance, this is definitely a 1. With lots of indoor and outdoor seating, including large communal tables, you can easily get a seat or take some food with you. That’s why VJFB gets a HUGE vegan thumbs up as far as spontaneous travel goes.

While we were provided complimentary meals from Vegan Junk Food Bar, as always all opinions and photographs, unless otherwise noted, are my own.

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[cassieminus-blog]

update!

so yesterday was a good day, health-wise. I saved calories for drinking but didn’t end up going out bc my flight was delayed and I didn’t get to my friend’s place until close to midnight. so instead I had granola and fruit snacks totaling ~175 calories. I totaled 1,010 calories for the day which is actually nice cuz it gives me a little room to f up. which I may have. today I walked a good amount. we took the subway once and two Ubers so I can’t act like I did a crazy amount of walking; in fact I’m not even to 10,000 steps yet. but I plan to be before the night ends and I’ve been more active today than I probably am on a typical day. (side note: my phone finally tracks my steps again, probably from when I reset it? damn, I’m a lot less active than I thought I was, which makes we wanna take my dogs for walks and go for more bike rides. yeah I enjoy sitting on my computer writing, reading etc and I like watching Netflix but just an extra twenty minutes a day moving my body could do me some good. and it’s not like I can’t talk on the phone or watch Netflix while I walk. okay end side note). however, I ate a lot today. not in terms of volume or number of meals/snacks consumed, but calorically. I didn’t eat in the morning cuz I got a late start and had to shower, get ready for the day and then write my entire article in one sitting (it was due today and I didn’t even start it until 11. somehow in one hour I managed to write the whole thing and put on makeup). we did some sight-seeing before eating, and it was this sushi burrito place. it was delicious, I had the Hanzo which has yellowfish tuna, sashimi, avocado, cucumber, pickled fennel (which I think was basically mayo), arugula, tempura crunch and lemon aioli. It was delicious but it was enclosed in a thick white rice and seaweed envelope. I’m just grateful it wasn’t a flour tortilla lmao. But anyways, I originally tracked it as 660 cals bc of a result that came up for sushirrito that seemed accurate, but then my friend said she thought it was higher than that and I wanted to be on the safe side cuz not eating a donut or having a couple fewer drinks than I would’ve if it was only 660 cals is worth it in the end because it will help me lose weight. So I tracked it as 1,000. Then I had a black iced coffee from Krispy Kreme and added two creamers and two splenda, and tracked that at 70. So from the sushi burrito and the coffee, I’ve eaten what I estimated as 1,070 calories. meaning I have 380 left for the day. part of me says I can probably eat more bc the burrito may have been less than 1,000 and because I walked so much, but then the other part of me, the one that’s prevailing, says no way. the burrito could’ve been 1,300 for all I know! if it were all spread out on a plate it would’ve looked like probably a serving of fish, 1.5-2 servings of rice, some crunchy carby shit, some mayo and some veggies. probably not 1,300 but the sauces, the breadcrumbs and the white rice can be calorie-dense. plus I googled “Buredo calories” and one of the top results had the word calorie-bomb in it. But they don’t post nutritional info ‘yet’. Every frickin restaurant says nutritional info is not up ‘yet’ but is coming soon. ugh, it cannot be that hard to count the calories in a couple dozen menu items and to post them in a PDF online. but anyways. I counted the best I could. I’m going to have drinks later (whatever I can drink for less than 400 cal). If I don’t end up drinking, I’ll have cereal (210) and fruit snacks (70) for 280 cals, leaving me 100 to spare. If I do drink, I’ll probably have 3 shots at around 100 cal each and hope that’s enough to get me drunk. I’m a lightweight but I feel like 4 is my go-to number of shots, and I’m worried 3 will be a waste of calories. I know it’s important to be able to have fun sober and so on, and I can and do frequently, but when my friends are drunk and I’m going to some sort of a bar or club It’d be nice to be able to have 4 damn shots. so ya I’m definitely rambling again but...overall, D.C. is cool, I saw some interesting stuff and it’s fun to be with the friends I’m with. it’s a little hard to feel like you’re not super in control of your life (I am. my friends respect me and my health goals and they would totally listen if I put in a request for a restaurant or activity or something. they’re generous and kind. I just feel uncomfy going against the grain on vacation w my pals, one of whom lives here). I also wish I had a more comfortable bed to sleep in. but I’m having fun!

Tomorrow I’m gonna see my other friend, and I don’t rly wanna go out to eat so I think I’ll just ask him if he wants to get coffee. I wanna branch out and try fun coffee shops but I love Starbucks with everything in my heart and I know exactly what kind of stuff I can get there for how many cals. so maybe that will be the move but I’ll probably ask him what good places he knows cuz he’s the one who lives here but also ugh!!! I don’t want him to suggest some bakery and then I’ll feel obligated to go and I’ll be underwhelmed with low-cal coffee drink choices and UGHHHH. I’m being whiny. I’m in an amazing city with amazing people but I want so badly to stay on track with my goals.

So tomorrow I’m going to have Starbucks and hopefully no more than one big meal, otherwise I’ll have a couple smaller ones. Hopefully i can venture off on my own tomorrow in terms of like, meeting my friend for coffee, maybe doing something fun w him and then going to Whole Foods on my own where I can buy some food. I’d love to get a sandwich like I got last time for 340 cal, some fruit and some sort of snack food that is single-serving or can be easily measured. and then I can bring leftovers back and have stuff to eat later in the day. but ya tomorrow should be no problem with calories if I end up eating on my own and then can tell my friends to eat without me, but we’ll see. I just don’t wanna end up at some restaurant where very single entree is close to 1,000 calories. ugh.

Sunday will be easy. I’ll get coffee in the morning, eat once before the airport, get a coffee at the airport and eat once at home. then things will get easier and I’ll be more in my comfort zone at my grandma’s. ok that’s all thanks for tuning in to this ramble. i’m gonna talk to my friends now : - )