#and the weird shit with Shane

[the-crowe-and-the-magpie]

Imagine if Andrea had lived long enough to meet Negan. She would've become one of his wives SO fast

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

[mico-evelyn2]

arizona coyotes as lyrics because I’m on the brink of imploding

the yotes - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by Deftone

josh doan - American Teenager by Ethel Cain

clayton keller - Mercy by Sir Chloe

connor ingram - Sun Bleached Flys by Ethel Cain

matias maccelli - Pearl Diver by Mitski

[phantomqueen]

there are 2 wolves inside me. one is over the whole watcher entertainment mess. the other is still hung up on really weird uncomfortable takes she saw in the fandom tag and remembered why she doesnt wanna participate in fandoms anymore

[punkslovepoints]

[vampires] are almost too sexy though... [x]

[n00b-vegas]

Shane and Joseph meet before the events of the game

[sage-nebula]

I'm just going to say it: Mystery Files >>> Ghost Files

[thedragonboi]

Not to be cringe on main and bring up a dead fandom but Eli Shane should be allowed to smoke a bunt

[professorsta]

Absolutely loving the vibes of Shane and Ryan and Co traveling through snowy weather with their cute ass bundled up selves. Going antiquing and filming so much in excitement for whatever the fuck they are there for. I know Ryan is rolling his eyes and thanking every god Steven isn't present to gang up with Shane on how much better equipped midwesterners are for the coldest and most harrowing temperatures foreseen by man. Shane fucking flying through what I'm assuming to be a road made of pure ice. That screams someone who has slid into ditches and only made the vaguest face in concern as a response.

[wobubling]

i’ve been playing stardew valley recently and so far my favourite bachelor is shane bc he sends me a pizza in the mail like every other week 👍

[localrye]

yknow it's kind of weird, I have a poster of Shane on my wall since…. at least 7 years? Put it up when I was still obsessed with the band, they were my special interest at some point, I listened to them pretty much every single day for a few years, have most of their records and a book and stuff!! I was going to take the poster down soon, as I'm refurnishing and redecorating my room. I will still do it, just feels weird to do it now yknow?? lmao

[gingericywolf]

Voice from the Ovilus: Nerd

Ryan and Shane bursting out laughing

Ovilus voice: Beware

Ryan instant regret on his face: beware?.. okay

[abysslll]

i still can't get over the fact that theres buzzfeed unsolved fanart and fanfic centering around the joke that shane is a demon

[shaniacsboogara]

I'll have you all know that #ShaneSweep had me so excited and overstimulated that I barely slept a wink last night. But somehow, due to some miracle, I feel more alive today than I have in years. This is the power of Shane Madej coursing through my veins, the blessing of the Ultimate Funnyman.

[rainbowonyourparade]

My roommate says shane madej has horse energy

[loverboybitch]

Hayley Williams at ACL Day 2.//.