#and their robot children

[mychapel-004]

FNAF SPOILERS! SCROLL! TALKING ABOUT THE SPRINGLOCK SCENE!

i’ve seen so many people discussing the springlock scene in both negative and positive ways and i think it brings up really cool points about how matthew played that scene and balanced fan expectations with his own characterisation.

i think the discussions around this movie have rlly exposed the disconnect between fanon and canon in fnaf, especially talking abt the core games in isolation, bc frankly in the game universe (ignoring the books) we get Very Little characterisation for William other than the obvious, but Matthew managed to add so much in the way he talks and his body language.

in the reveal scene, we see afton at arguably his peak. in his first scene, he comes off as somewhat demeaning and judgemental until he recognises mike’s name, at which point he seems to have this nervous energy, rushing to cover it up but stumbling slightly, his reaction to the tables being turned even slightly is massive.

this is a man who committed multiple mrdrs in essentially broad daylight, hid the bodies in the most obvious place, and still got away with it, and then kept the crime scene as a trophy of his actions, and an ongoing prison sentence for his victims. he has been in complete control for decades, and is confident that he can deal with any kind of threat quickly. his confidence in his reveal is palpable

it changes when vanessa shoots him. the whole parallel with vanessa and the animatronics is hugely interesting too- how william refers to the animatronics almost endearingly as “kids” when he wants them to obey, how both vanny and the animatronics have an unearned loyalty to him, almost a pseudo-adoption through what he did to them, taking them from their parents and keeping them under his thumb, forever stuck as naive, forgiving, obedient children. vanessa breaking from that control shakes him, but the mask slips back into place almost immediately.

then, he’s outsmarted by the brother of one of his victims, and the child he planned to end next. his pseudo-children turn on him and he can no longer manipulate his appearance or shed his skin to escape. he explodes on them, and his language is incredibly telling that he is being dishonest.

he calls them small, trying to belittle them into submission, even though they are ten feet tall metal animatronics powered by rage. he is grasping at straws to regain control, and failing miserably.

finally, the springlocks go off. the locks in the movie look more like a ribcage, so the first two likely puncture his lungs. they’re slow, and painful, but he doesn’t scream or beg or sob. he grunts and groans, gritting his teeth and only letting out sounds of pain that sound almost involuntary. there is no way in hell he would visibly let himself show weakness or pain in front of these creatures that he believes he has control over. he isn’t brought to his knees until there are eight metal spikes embedded in his abdomen. he doesn’t let the mask fall for even a second, until he literally PUTS THE ACTUAL MASK ON and finally collapses. even then, he’s fighting for consciousness, twitching and writhing with no control over his body. william afton thrives on control, and his soul will not rest until he gets it back.

it’s why he keeps the pizzeria- he always comes back. he can’t help but return to the scene of the crime, putting on his old costume, continuing his killings. he revels in being a constant threat on the horizon. and now, he knows he is going to die, and he knows the suit will bring him back, and noone will be able to get rid of him then. so he puts the mask back on, and waits.

in terms of the sfx- they’re pretty accurate. with stab wounds, you need to leave the knife in the wound as long as possible for best chance of survival, as it stops the blood from escaping. in terms of the springlocks, there wouldn’t be copious amounts of blood as the locks are keeping the wounds filled- which is good because it means a slower, more painful death.

[bumbleboa]

of all the good reasons to have an ace headcanon for him, why would you land on this

[atomic-chronoscaph]

C-3PO's Book About Robots - art by John Gampert (1983)

[kacievvbbbb]

Something about Vegapunk using the dna and blood of a caged and experimented on child to create more caged child experiments and the cycles we perpetuate.

Because what does it mean that all that King has left as proof, that the lunarians were real, that they existed as a tribe, as a people, are seven manufactured children he doesn’t even know about, enslaved as weapons to the government that wiped out the culture they’ll never get to be a part of, and Alber himself another enslaved child lost to something he’ll never fully know.

And what of the warlords? Already young once and hurt by their government, young again and slaves to it. Boa looking at a version of her practically pulled out of time stuck in her worst nightmare or Jimbei looking at a version of himself living out a past he escaped by the skin of his teeth but so many he loved didn’t, even Doffy once again at the mercy of the people that already abandoned him, has Kuma not suffered enough? Given enough, is this child version of him doomed to repeat the same path he already could not escape from . Property of the world government, beholden to the celestial dragons, this version of me that cannot go free?

It’s interesting that Vegapunk joined the government so that he could do the most good, but look at the long line of people right infront of him that he’s hurt with his own hands.

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

That's one way to find you the children you helped that disappeared for months are still alive ig. Welcome to fatherhood

Bonus:

Idk how canon it all is yet but the idea of having two robot dads on the run being pulled by their new children to this random man's doorstep is rlly funny to me

@clovergreensocks

[qrowscant]

ocs you will not be meeting for a very long time

[theobliviousunluckybastard]

I just love how all the characters in Lcf, including the whole Fandom, always collectively disses Choi Han mercilessly for his terrible acting skills!! 🤣🤣

[bugspray333]

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1147

Sam the Robot is not great at completing print jobs.

When trying to print a sign for David, he made many mistakes, like making the sign too large or forgetting spaces between words.

Source:

Sesame Street. Episode 0468. February 7, 1973.

[s-wave-entertainment]

Oh yeah, one more thing:

I need N and Uzi (and V, if she's still alive) to sit together on a soft bed in a quiet, sheltered room away from everything to just be able to rest. Because Jesus Christ none of these robots have had a singular second to actually process what the Fuck is happening and my GOD do they need a hot minute to just stop, to just stop running and be able to realize what they've been through. Because FUCK. THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN SO UNKIND.

[legionofpotatoes]

angara mingling with a robed geth. big yes

[pennyserenade]

i’m actually so serious about ewan mcgregor’s filmography. no one else is serious enough abt it. there’s so many incredible movies and about 90 of them are underrated or cult classics. star wars is great but it’s almost one of the least interesting things he’s done. there’s trainspotting! there’s moulin rouge! shallow grave! down with love! i love you phillip morris! big fish! perfect sense (devastating movie)! birds of prey!!! not to mention his season of fargo!!! where he plays not one but TWO characters and blows it so far out of the water i was genuinely sobbing by the end of it. like on my knees. good stuff

[sangahnomiya]

hello everyone, meet my hsr OC frederich

[mando-abs]

Guys, I’ve read the Wild Robot

And let me tell you, if I hadn’t recently taken a Children’s Literature class in college, I would’ve said this was the best middle-grade book I’ve read since elementary/middle school. I almost read this book in one night (I was sleepy 😴) like I couldn’t put it down.

The heart behind this book is astounding and it never shies away from showing complex and difficult concepts. You will fall in love with Roz and her gosling son along with all of the other animal on the island.

If you’ve got younger ones, I highly recommend reading this to them or having a little book club moment with them. However, be prepared for whatever hard questions may come your way (i.e. circle of life and climate issues). You know your child and how much they can handle/understand. If you’re like me and much older, it’s a quick read and a great way to finish off a long day. It’s a part of a trilogy and you bet I’m patiently waiting for my hold on a copy at the library.

If the movie is anything like the book (which, given a rewatch of the trailer, it’s looking like so), we are in for a special treat.

[p1nkprincess444]

𖤣.𖥧.⚘.𖡼 ᴋᴀᴘᴘᴀ {ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ} ɴsғᴡ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ 𖡼.⚘.𖥧.𖤣

ꔫ I want to devour him whole ꔫ

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contents: 18+

A = After care (What they’re like after sex)

 ꔫ Kappa isn’t too keen on aftercare unless he went especially rough on you, then he might hold you for a while and clean you off while telling you how good you were for him. 

B = Body part (Their favorite Body part of yours) 

ꔫ  Kappa loves your thighs, he loves anything to do with them. He loves how they squeeze his head when he’s giving you head, and the way they squeeze together when he’s whispering filthy things in your ear.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

ꔫ Fem! Kappa loves to overstimulate you until you squirt all over his hand. He knows it makes you embarrassed and that makes him love it more watching as your cheeks flush pink as you apologize for the mess.

ꔫ Masc! He loves watching his cum drip from your ass as he takes his fingers and fucks it back into you. He tells you what a good boy you are as he strokes your cock while pushing his cum back into you.

D = Dirty Secret

ꔫ Kappa loves when other members of the cult walk in on him fucking you. He wants them to know that you're his and nobody else’s as he slams into you making filthy noises leave your lips. 

E = Experience (How experienced they are)

ꔫ Kappa is very experienced, not only has he fucked pretty much every girl he’s met but he’s a quick learner. He’s made sure to pay attention and watch your reactions as he touches you taking in every small whimper or loud moan that escapes your mouth. 

F = Favorite position 

ꔫ Fem! Kappa has tried basically every position there is to try but his favorite is having you in his lap with his cock deep inside of you. He loves being able to take your tits in his mouth as he thrusts his cock up into you.

ꔫ Masc! Kappa loves pinning you against him with his hand wrapped around your throat as his hips slam up into yours. He’ll wrap his free hand around your cock making sure by the time he cums you’re practically begging him to stop.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during the moment?)

ꔫ Kappa is rather serious in the moment, he’s more focused on his own pleasure and making you scream his name than making you giggle or laugh. On the rare occasion he is feeling less serious he’ll pepper your face and neck in kisses as he slowly thrusts into you.

H = Hair (How well groomed they are, and how do they want you)

ꔫ Kappa being a hippie has never shaved a day in his life he feels it’s “unnatural”. He wouldn’t mind if you shaved but would begin to encourage you not to when you joined the cult, he might even hide your razor.

I = Intimacy (How romantic they are in the moment)

ꔫ Kappa is romantic the first time you slept together especially if it’s your first time. He’d make sure to go slower and tell you how well you’re taking him as he thrusts his cock into you. After that he may be romantic on special occasions or anniversaries but otherwise he fucks you with reckless abandon. 

J = Jerking off 

ꔫ There are very few occasions when Kappa jerks off, he mainly relies on fucking you or any girl in the cult. When he has to jerk off though he looks at a picture of you the whole time moaning your name like a mantra. 

K = Kinks 

ꔫ His biggest kinks are knife play, choking, and gun play. He loves fucking you in missionary while choking you so he can watch your eyes roll back in your head as he slams into you. Kappa would never seriously hurt you with his knife but he loves slashing your skin just enough so small amounts of blood slide down your skin. His favorite above all is fucking you with his gun, he loves watching as you take the barrel inside you while moaning out his name. He’ll make you lick your cum off his gun as he jams it into your mouth

L = Locations

ꔫ Kappa will fuck you anywhere at anytime, he doesn’t care if people are around, if he wants you he’ll have you. He’d fuck you on the kitchen table while people were eating if you let him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

ꔫ Practically anything you do turns Kappa on. You could be bending over to grab a pot from a cupboard and before you can stand up he has you bent over the counter with your under down by your ankles.

N = No (Something they would NEVER do)

ꔫ Kappa would never be submissive. It’s not in his nature to let someone have control over him. He might let you on top of him when he’s fucking you, but as soon as you try to pin down his wrist or do anything to make him feel less dominant he’ll flip you onto your back and put you in your place.

O = Oral (Preference giving and receiving) 

ꔫ Kappa loves to watch your legs shake when he gives you head. He loves the way you try to push his head away and the way your thighs squeeze around his head when you cum. He’ll keep going till you're overstimulated and crying.

ꔫ Kappa loves watching you give him head. It makes him smile watching as you try to choke down his cock. He’ll push your head down on his cock as he watches you struggle to take him. If you start to gag or choke he’ll stroke your hair as he eases your head up and down whispering degrading things.

P = Pace (Are they rough or are they gentle and caring?)

ꔫ Kappa is rough with you 90% of the time, he loves to make you whimper and whine as he fucks you as fast as he can. The rare 10% of the time he’s gentle with you would be when you’re sleeping or too tired to contribute anything back. He’ll gently kiss your neck as he thrusts his cock in slowly and deep.

Q = Quickie

ꔫ Kappa is a sucker for quickies, if he catches you going into the bathroom he’ll have you pinned against the counter as he slams his cock into you. He loves risky quickies when he knows someone could walk in on you at any second but he doesn’t care as he thrusts his cock in and out of you.

R = Risk (Would they experiment?) 

ꔫ Kappa would experiment on you but he’d be damned to let you experiment on him.  He likes to see how far he can push you till you're a sobbing mess begging for him to stop. 

S = Stamina

ꔫ Kappa has a lot of stamina but he might need to take a few small breaks in between rounds. If by a miracle you were still horny by the time Kappa was beyond exhausted he’d make you touch yourself while he watched and tell you how fast or slow to touch yourself. 

T = Toys (Do they use toys on you or themselves?)

ꔫ Kappa would try everything out on you from a simple small pink vibrator to nipple clamps and a sex swing. He loves watching you whimper and squeal as he uses the different toys as you’re handcuffed to the bedpost. He however would rather be caught dead than let you use toys on him. He needs you to know your place and how is he supposed to do that when you’re treating him like your bitch?

U = Unfair (How much they tease you)

ꔫ Kappa is big on teasing, he wants you begging for him before he’s even inside of you. Kappa would tease you for almost an hour before he let you feel the head of his cock push into you. 

V = Volume (How loud are they?)

ꔫ Kappa isn’t necessarily quiet but he’s not screaming his head off. He’s definitely going to grunt and groan but other than that he’s relevantly silent. This however comes in handy when you two are having particularly risky sex.

W = Wild Card (Random headcanon)

(sorry this one is so feminine o(╥﹏╥)o ) 

ꔫ Kappa loves the idea of getting you pregnant. He loves the thought of watching your stomach swell with his child. He tells you he’s gonna fuck you until you’re pregnant with his babies, and once you are he dotes on you every single minute of everyday. 

X = X-ray (How big are they?)

ꔫ I feel like we’re all on the same page with the fact Kappa is PACKING. That man easily has 8-9 inches. His cock definitely has veins running up and down his shaft. He is not circumcised either and he doesn’t shave ever. I could see his cock having a slight curve to it as well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

ꔫ Kappa’s sex drive is through the roof, that man is constantly horny. There are very few moments where kappa isn’t fucking you. He honestly doesn’t care if you’re on your period, half asleep, or trying to do chores he would fuck you no matter the time of day or circumstance. 

Zzz = (How quickly do they fall asleep after?)

ꔫ Kappa isn’t one to fall asleep right after it takes him a while, but in the meantime you’re fast asleep as he lays next to you. His softer side might show as you lay asleep next to him, he might stroke your hair or hold you against him while he rubs your back.

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DragonLance: Chronicles by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman (1984-1995)

Once merely creatures of legend, the dragons have returned to Krynn. But with their arrival comes the departure of the old gods--and all healing magic. As war threatens to engulf the land, lifelong friends reunite for an adventure that will change their lives and shape their world forever . . .When Tanis, Sturm, Caramon, Raistlin, Flint, and Tasslehoff see a woman use a blue crystal staff to heal a villager, they wonder if it's a sign the gods have not abandoned them after all. Fueled by this glimmer of hope, the Companions band together to uncover the truth behind the gods' absence--though they aren't the only ones with an interest in the staff. The Seekers, a new religious order, wants the artifact for their own ends, believing it will help them replace the gods and overtake the continent of Ansalon. Now, the Companions must assume the unlikely roles of heroes if they hope to prevent the staff from falling into the hands of darkness.

Princess Academy by Shannon Hale (2005-2015)

While attending a strict academy for potential princesses with the other girls from her mountain village, fourteen-year-old Miri discovers unexpected talents and connections to her homeland.

Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson (2023)

The only life Tress has known on her island home in an emerald-green ocean has been a simple one, with the simple pleasures of collecting cups brought by sailors from faraway lands and listening to stories told by her friend Charlie. But when his father takes him on a voyage to find a bride and disaster strikes, Tress must stow away on a ship and seek the Sorceress of the deadly Midnight Sea. Amid the spore oceans where pirates abound, can Tress leave her simple life behind and make her own place sailing a sea where a single drop of water can mean instant death?

Parasol Protectorate by Gail Carriger (2009-2012)

Alexia Tarabotti is labouring under a great many social tribulations.

First, she has no soul. Second, she's a spinster whose father is both Italian and dead. Third, she was rudely attacked by a vampire, breaking all standards of social etiquette.

Where to go from there? From bad to worse apparently, for Alexia accidentally kills the vampire -- and then the appalling Lord Maccon (loud, messy, gorgeous, and werewolf) is sent by Queen Victoria to investigate. With unexpected vampires appearing and expected vampires disappearing, everyone seems to believe Alexia responsible. Can she figure out what is actually happening to London's high society? Will her soulless ability to negate supernatural powers prove useful or just plain embarrassing? Finally, who is the real enemy, and do they have treacle tart?

Wayward Children by Seanan McGuire (2016-present)

Eleanor West’s Home for Wayward Children  No Solicitations  No Visitors  No Quests 

Children have always disappeared under the right conditions; slipping through the shadows under a bed or at the back of a wardrobe, tumbling down rabbit holes and into old wells, and emerging somewhere... else.

But magical lands have little need for used-up miracle children.

Nancy tumbled once, but now she’s back. The things she’s experienced... they change a person. The children under Miss West’s care understand all too well. And each of them is seeking a way back to their own fantasy world.

But Nancy’s arrival marks a change at the Home. There’s a darkness just around each corner, and when tragedy strikes, it’s up to Nancy and her new-found schoolmates to get to the heart of the matter.

No matter the cost.

Codex Alera by Jim Butcher (2004-2009)

For a thousand years, the people of Alera have united against the aggressive and threatening races that inhabit the world, using their unique bond with the furies--elementals of earth, air, fire, water, wood, and metal. But in the remote Calderon Valley, the boy Tavi struggles with his lack of furycrafting. At fifteen, he has no wind fury to help him fly, no fire fury to light his lamps. Yet as the Alerans' most savage enemy--the Marat horde--return to the Valley, Tavi's courage and resourcefulness will be a power greater than any fury, one that could turn the tides of war...

The Belgariad by David Eddings (1982-1984)

Long ago, so the Storyteller claimed, the evil God Torak sought dominion and drove men and Gods to war. But Belgarath the Sorcerer led men to reclaim the Orb that protected men of the West. So long as it lay at Riva, the prophecy went, men would be safe.

But that was only a story, and Garion did not believe in magic dooms, even though the dark man without a shadow had haunted him for years. Brought up on a quiet farm by his Aunt Pol, how could he know that the Apostate planned to wake dread Torak, or that he would be led on a quest of unparalleled magic and danger by those he loved - but did not know? For a while his dreams of innocence were safe, untroubled by knowledge of his strange heritage. For a little while...

Monk and Robot by Becky Chambers (2021-2022)

It's been centuries since the robots of Panga gained self-awareness and laid down their tools; centuries since they wandered, en masse, into the wilderness, never to be seen again; centuries since they faded into myth and urban legend.

One day, the life of a tea monk is upended by the arrival of a robot, there to honor the old promise of checking in. The robot cannot go back until the question of "what do people need?" is answered.

But the answer to that question depends on who you ask, and how.

They're going to need to ask it a lot.

The Once and Future King by T. H. White (1958)

Once upon a time, a young boy called "Wart" was tutored by a magician named Merlyn in preparation for a future he couldn't possibly imagine. A future in which he would ally himself with the greatest knights, love a legendary queen and unite a country dedicated to chivalrous values. A future that would see him crowned and known for all time as Arthur, King of the Britons.During Arthur's reign, the kingdom of Camelot was founded to cast enlightenment on the Dark Ages, while the knights of the Round Table embarked on many a noble quest. But Merlyn foresaw the treachery that awaited his liege: the forbidden love between Queen Guenever and Lancelot, the wicked plots of Arthur's half-sister Morgause and the hatred she fostered in Mordred that would bring an end to the king's dreams for Britain--and to the king himself.

Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong (2001-2012)

Elena Michaels is the world’s only female werewolf. And she’s tired of it. Tired of a life spent hiding and protecting, a life where her most important job is hunting down rogue werewolves. Tired of a world that not only accepts the worst in her–her temper, her violence–but requires it. Worst of all, she realizes she’s growing content with that life, with being that person.

So she left the Pack and returned to Toronto where she’s trying to live as a human. When the Pack leader calls asking for her help fighting a sudden uprising, she only agrees because she owes him. Once this is over, she’ll be squared with the Pack and free to live life as a human. Which is what she wants. Really.