#and then the night at the museum

[babybluebitchface-blog]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[grim-vs-lizard]

[andysanimation]

Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.

[keeper-of-the-lost-books]

Girlies listening to descriptions of the most horrifying things you’ve ever heard in their favorite podcast

(It’s me I’m girlies)

[moss-sprouted]

i think my favorite thing about tumblr is its vague appreciation of the night at the museum movies

ive never seen anyone on my dash say theyre bad or heard anything negative, i either see the gay little cowboy and his roman boyfriend or i see people talking about how the security guard would be great in five nights at freddys

never overwhelming praise or hatred, just a perfect balance of appreciation as if everyone has seen them and just thinks theyre neat

[kidovna]

rewatched the night at the museum trilogy in one night for the plot

[ilikebooksmoviesseriesandanime]

Yes

[roarrvr]

My fav childhood movie

[alifeoffairytales]

Details from Arthur Rackham’s illustration "And now they never meet in grove or green," (1908) from A Midsummer Night’s Dream by William Shakespeare

[redandbluegaycompetition]

All pairings were submitted! Here are some submitter notes:

Red/Blue (Time War):

oh the whole book is about how gay they are. it's about letters they write to each other fighting on opposite sides of a war to control the stream of time and every timeline and iirc by the end they fight against both sides of the war to carve out a space for themselves

Jedtavius:

the actors played them as if they were a married couple. and jed quoted brokeback mountain

[sillyahhchana]

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

[melaninadorned]

Museum Meetup - Date Night | Melanin Adorned

[lionofchaeronea]

Allegory of Night, Léon Frédéric, 1891

[lambjurk]

i feel obligated to make ONE jedtavius post every year so

[sboochi]

*Throws otp into yet another universe from a childhood fave*

Some random info:

Jamie

First time he found out about the museum was when he was left behind on accident during a school trip

Huge dinosaur nerd. Nearly passed out when he saw his first fossil come to life

Annoyed by Jack and Hiccup's Romeo/Juliet shenanigans

Jack

Jamie's ancestor

Plays pranks on staff by appearing every morning in a different spot

Uses slang incorrectly just to mess with Jamie

Hiccup

Lost his leg when he was transferred from another museum. People still wonder where the replacement came from

Learned modern English for fun

"Oh you think my relationship with Jack is cringe? Well I saw you flirt with Marie Antoinette from floor 3 the other day sooo :/"

[weaver-z]

Got a new job at a natural history museum this summer! Hope I make a good night guard lol