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I saw this in the comments from this TikTok AND WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#thg#snow just loves beefing with literal children#snow be like my worst enemy is a baby#a literal infant#tbosas
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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you
#persona#persona 3#akihiko sanada#shinjiro aragaki#akishinji#i guess#im making it that way lol#see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz#i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them#i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL#the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much#but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason#i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise#theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict#so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit#they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks#i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol#maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls
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anyway to end the series on ganondorf tp's writing, my take (which isn't canon but arguable as a valid "death of the author" read imo) is that he is at his most iredeemable AND that's because he has zero things left to lose and no community left and his goal doesn't even make sense anymore he is parasitic and a ghost and pathologically obsessed by his own godlike legitimacy because that is the only thing he still has and it has prolonged his life in a horrible diminished state in a nightmare dimension so SURELY it must mean something right right RIGHT
#thoughts#twilight princess#tp#tp ganondorf#ganondorf#sorry I am quite frustrated by the Discourse#there is a middle ground between evil bad evil bad and uwu baby!!!!!!! and it's the most interesting reading!!!! aaaaaa#even him not mentioning the gerudos being immediately taken as him not caring about them is veeeery frustrating to me#like#imo the three arguable arguments about what happened to the gerudos are#1) they left hyrule because fuck that shit (real and valid) and he would have felt betrayed#2) they collaborated with hyrule to subdue him (??? that seems weird to me but sure why not) and he would have felt BETRAYED#3) they were genocided because they stood by him#and of course we could assume he doesn't care (even if he drapes his execution sword in gerudo patternings which)#(not gonna lie is probably artists not really paying attention to motives but it's still interesting and noticeable)#but wouldn't that be like. deeply traumatic either way.#would you talk about your people to the enemies you hate. would you remind them of what they took from you#in ww they are children and he is old and had time to reflect#in tp he suffered nonstop and then rejected all connection and all community and is feverishly obsessed by what almost was#and they are not children there is no generational thing happening they are all royalties (and link!!! hi link!!) the beef is genuine#and EVEN IF he doesn't care that would at least be a massive wound to his ego#he had an ego collapse followed by a massive ego surge that's literally his canon character arc#so of course he would be weird about the gerudos!! how could he not be weird about the gerudos!!#again we are always assuming lack of interiority by default for ganondorf and that annoys meeeeeee#especially when there could be unbelievably interesting and tragic interpretations from what we get
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(Ojioi) old uncle x baby nephew
Can't you guys see just how babie Yuji looks here?? 👶
#sukuita#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#sukuna literally beefing with a baby will never not be funny
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2004!Alan: So then he started choking me to death with my own hands in mid air
TOS!Alan & TAG!Alan: He did WHAT?!
2004!Jeff: So then he started choking Alan to death with his own hands in mid air
TOS!Jeff & TAG!Jeff: *looking horrified*
2004!Hood: So then I started choking Alan to death with his own hands in mid air
TOS!Hood & TAG!Hood: *nods of approval*
#thunderbirds 2004#thunderbirds are go#thunderbirds 2015#tag 2015#thunderbirds 1965#thunderbirds tos#thunderbirds#incorrect thunderbirds quotes#thunderbirds memes#alan tracy#jeff tracy#the hood#because the 2004 movie was another breed entirely#and we need to talk about how jeff was powerless watching his baby boy choke himself out a lot more than we do#like that was his baby#his babiest boy#and sure they beefed literally the entire movie#probably most of alans life tbf#and one mistake jeff made all those years ago almost got his baby killed#like that shit is DEEP#and hood very nearly succeeded#and then alan almost got grinded to bits#so yeah#the movie was...interesting
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pipitfleck, what do you think of goldpaw?
Not too fond it seems...
#answered#between moons#pipitfleck#clangen#clangen challenge#warrior cats clangen#wc#warrior cats#warrior cats art#warrior cats oc#clan generator#y'know it's really kind of funny. the game just auto generated so much beef between this whole adult and a literal baby#i had zero hand in it lmao
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⚠ this action will have consequences
great pains are taken to ensure that the lady orchidee never encounters her offspring in public. that doesnt mean slip ups never happen, though
#oc bullshit#cybdee tag#lafossa tag#orchidee#rodrigo#unicorn#anthro#furry art#mad artz#literally why do you have beef with me mommy im 4 i love you#he looks a little goofy but frankly it just makes the vitriol with which orchidee regards him funnier#like hes literally a baby what is WROOOONG with her (so much)
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not to be bitter but that whole "sunny copying Leo" thing is literally not even real like it's literally made up, every instance of sunny "copying" Leo was a coincidence EXCEPT for the time where they were going diamond for diamond. anyone saying "oh its on purpose! she's copying her for the drama!" is stupid and anyone hating the most precious princess in the whole wide world needs to literally get a job
#i have actually no beef w leo and actually i think shes really cool but her shooters coming outta the woodwork to be pieces of shit is not#fun#for anybody#4 real u will never catch me hating on an egg cuz i literally love all of them but that whole situation is so stupid#sunny is literally a baby a like 5 year old#every argument against her is so stupid and is made with bad faith interpretations of her character#i could say some worse shit so ill stop here#qsmp tag#qsmp sunny
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Daemon: hey, Viserys remember when we were Rhaenyra's age and we would go to brothels together?
Also Daemon in a brothel with Rhaenyra immediately starts making out with her
#nothing can convince me that baby Daemon wasn’t dreaming about marrying Viserys when he grows up#in a family where the lines between familial and sexual/romantic love are blurred#because he couldn't be Viserys' wife he wanted to be his hand#daemon's whole beef with Otto is because Viserys trusts Otto over Daemon#he steals the egg to get Viserys to pay attention to him#he is literally that little boy who annoys his crush because he can't deal with his feelings#coincidentally this is when Rhaenyra shows up in her father’s stead#Daemon: if I can't have my brother I will settle for his daughter#hotd#house of the dragon#daemon targaryen#viserys targaryen#daemon x viserys#daemerys?#vismon?#do they even have a ship name
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I’m every eggs pr manager, any legitimate hate towards them is crazy ☕️
#qsmp#idk man all I’m saying#hating an egg is kinda crazy#like okay bro keep having beef with a literal baby 😭#I feel like a lot of hate comes from not watching/understanding their pov
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This entire page makes me giggle
Specifically Nagi in the background, he’s a little bit of a fool and I love him
#nagi seishiro#blue lock#bllk#michael kaiser#Idky but I got beef with Kaiser#maybe it’s because his name is a hospital in my country#anyways#baby chick Nagi deserves protection#he’s literally a soccer baby#just a little guy#please ignore the fact that he’s like 6’3-
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Kakyoin: Baby changing station? *covers c* Baby hanging station.
The other Crusaders: *all clap and cheer, Polnareff spits out his drink*
#i fucking love this stupid vine so much and the episode with the baby was so funny#official confirmation that kakyoin WOULD punch a baby in the face#local 17 year old has beef with a literal shit eating baby#yes i am in fact a jojo fan and i have been since 2020#i actually fell out of it for a while because i became disillusioned with the annoying fandom#buuuuutt it never truly left me#i love kakyoin so much he's actually so cool#i miss him every day.........#(why is it always the green elusive ones i like. what)#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#kakyoin#noriaki kakyoin#kakyoin noriaki#jjba stardust crusaders
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sorry sorry sorry sorry I cannot go a day without thinking about how frequently I see "I support womens wrongs! give us more female villians! give us more complex female characters!" in the fandom when these same people hate on Mapleshade for literally just existing . . . ARE YOU SURE you want more female characters who are genuinely bad people . . . "Mapleshade is so horrible! she was a liar!" yeah shes a villain. shes a villain. why are you dissing her for being a villain and having a villain backstory. I see soo many people like fr hate her just because she isnt a good person when she isnt supposed to be a good person because she is a VILLAIN like I am going to shed a full head of hair
#warrior cats#wc#mapleshade#AM I THE ONLY ONE?#I literally never see people beef w mapleshade#the same way they beef w the male villains#male villains can literally stomp on babies and ppl will be like#“oh hes so interesting I like how hes written”#mapleshade is given the most basic tame villain orgin ever#and people legit HATE HER GUTS#she gets the dreaded “oh shes a babytrapper...” “annoying obsessive woman...” treatment#soul... dead#if you just dislike how shes written ... thats ok just not the point of this post
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(i really really don't like the fact that aemond fired at aegon and then tried to finish him off)
#hotd spoilers#hotd season 2#i feel like the show isn't taking kinslaying seriously enough thats the single worst thing that someone can do#and aemonds literally just shot at the king WHICH IS ALSO TREASON in front of thousands ANDDDD TRIED TO FINISH HIM OFF in front of crispy#would aemond be the better king/ruler? yes 100% but i wish theyd have stuck to the books and made them both fiercely loyal to eachother#poor sunfyre as well poor baby did not deserve that at all#im just so upset that theyre pushing this aemond vs aegon beef#what happened to “aemond is my closest blood” what happened to aegon and aemond having eachothers backs#im actually devastated theyre trying to add nuance and layers but imo they're just ruining the characters#id have been so much more sympathetic to aemond tbh if he didnt shoot at sunfyre really ruined it for me
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yeeeeees.
#he likes his ikea rat.#beef boy wererat design is literally just beef baby but more red and larger :D#the silliestguys ever!#alphie.png#alphOCs
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