#and yeah this all made me mad because?? what the fuck

[konic0]

"It's so unfair to the Rat Grinders that they are killed instantly and the Bad Kids get to roll death saves." SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP

THIS IS LONG, AND HONESTLY FOR MYSELF, SO YEAH READ IF YOU WANT

I swear to god, this discourse is going to fucking be the end of me. Idk what kind of mind boggling spell Brennan Lee Mulligan wove into the fabric of the universe that spread through the data center of Dropout in order to absolutely hijack y'all's brains when it comes to Cocklord Assgape and her ragtag of character foils but whatever it was has made you Rat Grinder stans INSUFFERABLE in this site.

The levels of treating fictional characters as if they were real people have reached a level I honestly have never anticipated, to the point of y'all actually being mad AT THE CAST for "mistreating" them and ACTUALLY QUESTION BRENNAN'S CAPACITY TO DM. Do you not get how fucking insane that is?

We can't make fun of Copperkettle, one of the most pathetic, petty and incompetent villains in D20 history anymore (even though she is masterfully written and developed to generate this reaction from us) anymore because it's bullying apparently. I saw an account flip the fuck out because someone compared her rivalry with Kristen to Drake and Kendrick's beef. KIPPERLILY IS NOT A REAL GIRL. SHE IS A MAKE BELIEVE CHARACTER IN AN IMPROV SHOW SPAWNED FROM THE BRAIN OF A 36 YEAR OLD MAN

And then what truly pissed me off the MOST about this whole hell is the fact that, being chronically online avid consumers of this goddamn show, I would think you would have but a grasp of the main cast of characters' characterization.

Why the uproar about Riz saying they should chop Oisin's head off? The same Riz who tortured that pixie from Freshman year by shooting off their finger one by one? The same Riz who murked a disarmed and unconscious Coach Daybreak without battin an eye? The same Riz who ATE THE CORPSE OF KALVAXUS?

And the whole Fabian vs Ivy debacle MY GOD, THE GIRL WAS RACIST TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AND USED HER LAST BREATH TO CALL MAZEY "OBJECTIVELY UGLY". And the funniest thing is that is not even the most unhinged shit he has ever said.

And finally, Death Save Gate: THE RAT GRINDERS ARE NOT PLAYER CHARACTERS. THEY ARE NPCS! THE RULES FOR EACH WORK DIFFERENTLY, ESPECIALLY THEM BEING BOSS ENCOUNTERS. Imagine having to still hit Ivy or Oisin 2 more times to kill them when there is 14 foot tall Porter throwing legendary actions left and right, with Jace, and other 3 spell casters + Mary Ann and KLCK up and running. It's called balancing the fucking game. Also, game masters are entitled to break, mold and make up any rules they want if they find necessary in order to service themselves and their players. IF YOU PLAY WITH ALL THESE RULES AS THEY COME, GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR TABLE. THIS IS NOT YOUR TABLE.

Not only is Brennan DMing for his CLOSEST FRIENDS EVER, he is also shooting and producing an ENTIRE TV SHOW. So yeah, i think he knows wtf he is doing.

"But the Ratgrinders had no real development": True. But it wasn't for lack of trying from the players. Everytime they tried to know more, the dice didn't let them, so they decided to focus on the mystery. It simply do be like that sometimes.

"But they are just kids!": And so were Penelope, Dayne, Ragh, Zayn, the Bloodrush Players, Aelwyn and Biz. Why wasn't it a problem then? Because most of them were evil to some extent and were about to bring the fucking apocalypse to the world? Yeah, sounds familiar right? And the ones who were manipulated or had any sort of redemption worked their way into earning it, right? Yeah.

In conclusion, I fucking love the Rat Grinders, I truly do, and not unlike 90% of this website, i'm still holding on to hope that they have any sort of development and redemption in the last episode, because I agree, they ARE children and they WERE manipulated by Porter and Jace, but like, can we also agree that they are fucking assholes and had it fucking coming? Also, the BKs are children too y'know. SO STOP BEING FUCKING ANNOYING.

[enchantingforestfeeder]

Cw: degradation, weight gain, health snark, force feeding

“Hey, can we talk to you for a minute?” your roommates Ashley said. You two, as well as two other friends from high school all lived together in a rental house near campus. She seemed like she was irritated, which was concerning. When she was in a good mood, she was the most fun to be around, but she could be a real bitch when she was mad. You finished chewing your burger and wiped your hands before replying.

“Yeah, of course. What’s up?”

“Have you been doing okay lately?”

“Yeah, I’ve been great actually. I feel better than I have in a long time,” you replied. You knew what this was about but you had to feign ignorance as long as you could.

“We just…noticed a few changes in your behavior lately and a few of the other girls were getting concerned. That’s all.” She wasn’t budging. You needed to get out of this quick.

“Thank you for checking on me, but I’m fine.” She rolled her eyes. There wasn’t going to be an easy way out of this.

“Oh really, then what’s going on here.” She said pinching your new chubby belly that was poking out the bottom of your crop top. “If nothing is going on, how the FUCK do you gain 20 pounds in a month? How is that even possible?”

Your face flushed bright red. You knew the day would come when people started to notice how much weight you've gained, but you didn’t expect it to turn you on so much. You needed to think of something fast but it was hard to think with how flustered you are. 

“I..I don’t know…I’ve just..”

“Just what? Smoking weed all day and eating fast food like a little piggy? I bet all that weed made you so stupid you didn’t even know you turned yourself into a fatass. Honestly, it’s incredible how fat you’ve gotten. It’s like you want to ruin your body.”

You couldn’t keep it in anymore. The degradation was too hot for you to control yourself. It was just a whimper, not even a full moan, but it didn’t slip past Ashley. She stopped what she was saying dead in its tracks.

“Oh my God, this is turning you on isn’t it? You’re one of those freaks that gets off on being fat!” She smirked at you, “Look at you, you’re quivering you’re so turned on right now. God, that’s so embarrassing. Serves you right for being such a fucking fat weirdo.”

She grabbed the burger you were eating from out of your lap.

“You know, I should take this away from you, it would be for your own good. But since you want to be a fucking freak so bad,” she said shoving the burger in your mouth. “Eat up piggy. I’m going to tell everyone how badly you want to be a fatass waddling around campus. That’s why you stopped going to the gym and started eating junk food all the time. Not because you're stressed or depressed like everyone thought. Because you’re too fucking horny to control yourself”

//sorry this is kinda incomplete. I wasn't sure where to go next. If you want me to expand on this story, let me know.

[lisxdumbr]

The whole "if a person is mad at you it's their responsibility to tell you" thing just made me realize how fucked my situation is. Like just. woah

[firefly-sky]

found out my parents are sending me to camp for the summer. they didn’t tell me or anything. they just told me at dinner that i was gonna be going and that was that. idk why in even going. they just signed me up without telling me. maybe in being a brat. but it honestly feels like a ploy to get rid of me for the summer.

i talked to her about it and she got all mad like ‘Oh stop being dramatic I’m not shipping you off in a box so shut up and accept it’ and then she backtracks to ‘but i don’t want you to leave because i’m emotionally burnt out because of your brother who’s graduating’ like fucking pick one. she makes me feel like one of those kids on dr phil who gets shipped of to therapy camp. it’s not the same but she’s just shipping me off without asking how i feel.

i don’t know what i did wrong but it feels like she wants to send me away. and i really didn’t need this after the fucking week i’ve had. because now i just feel like shit. so much for catching a fucking break after school lets out.

[altoskh]

Imso tired man. I'm so tired. Why do I work this hard I am so FUCKING over this shit

[buppypuppy]

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[hecksupremechips]

Girl like. The reason he said "this is how it should be" and faced death with a smile....is cuz he wanted to die. For 2 years he sat there thinking he was worthless and deserved to die. If he hadn’t be shot, his death would’ve been suicide, he was fully planning to die in a gutter somewhere undetected. When saying "this is how it should be" hes literally saying "don’t cry because I’m dying, my death is a good thing actually because I fucking suck and you are better off without me". I don’t think that’s badass even slightly, it’s actually really sad and really shitty. Shinjiro is so convinced that he deserves to die and hates the idea of anyone giving a shit about him because he literally can’t wrap his mind around the idea that he will be missed when he’s gone, that his death is a bad thing actually. And his last words were meant to be comforting because he fully did not intend for anyone to be there when he died, he intended to die alone, so he says them as a reminder that he’s not worth crying over

Personally, if it were me, if I was holding my dying best friend in my arms who was deeply depressed and suicidal and he said "this is how it should be" uh. I wouldn’t admire him for it??? Like am I losing my mind when I say the way this game handles Shinji is bad or is anyone else seeing this too 😰

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

"Whomevers pursuing whom in this very moment, I intend to eat them."

HANNIBAL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKY LITTLE CHEEKY REMARKS THAT I KNOW ARE NOT ABOUT FISH JELLY

I love you so much and I know you have plenty of experience while I am literally laid here in bed in stitch pyjamas but oh my god

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

Sick of being tired sad and overwhelmed all the time 😔

[kil9]

aauauauuougghghs i need to move out 👁👁

^^^ [CHEC IT OUT] i need to move out moodboard (available now !!!(

[heartshapedracetrack]

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[xviruserrorx]

I don't understand why people get frustrated at things they knew were gonna happen because someone else is chronically I'll and it's happened multiple times before so it's not like it's new, like oh yeah sorry for existing like this

[readingoals]

Not gonna lie, Hopeless Aromantic was a disappointment. It had been on my radar for a while and i'd pre-ordered it. I was thrilled that there would be a book focusing on aromanticism, especially after reading Aro And Ace Journeys last year. Unfortunately it did not live up to my expectations.

I found it less of a guide to aromanticism and more just a cobbled together collection of the author's personal experiences. It is poorly researched - most of the references are to wikipedia and reddit - and very surface level. Like there was a bit about institutional arophobia and the author literally said it was something she'd never heard of and then moved onto the next bit. Why bring it up then? Even better, it would have been an ideal place to talk about how society is built on the assumption that everyone will be partnered etc and two minutes of reading websites other than wikipedia would have given her some great starting points.

It was repetitive, wishy washy and felt half assed. Not worth reading when there are other books that will give you clearer, better researched information about the aromantic spectrum (and they manage to do it whilst also talking about the asexual spectrum)

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[candyskiez]

so do you spiral into rage whenever you realize the person who got you seconds away from killing yourself is moving on with their life when somedays you still feel like you're stuck in that moment that fucking traumatized you and how unfair it is that they get to move on when you almost ended it all over them or do you not have a deep seated fear that you jave no effect on the people aroujd you

[dolldefiler]

Oh hey, babe. What? Why the fuck are you getting mad? Because I’m watching porn? Don’t be ridiculous. It’s cheating? No it’s not. I’m just using them to cum. I’m jacking off to their tight, slutty bodies but that doesn’t mean I’d actually fuck them. What? You want me to stop watching porn? You want me to never watch it again? Fine. But I need to cum to porn one way or another. I want you to become my porn.

No, I’m not joking. You will take your clothes off and become my private fucking pornstar or I’ll open PornHub back up. Look, aren’t you happy knowing that I’m going to cum to you and not some other woman? Why are you complaining so much? It’s degrading. Don’t be stupid. It’s an act of love. I’ve known porn longer than I’ve known you. Do you know how hard it is for me to give it up? To replace it with someone? Why are you being so selfish?

You’re doing it? Finally! Thank you. God, you are one sexy bitch, aren’t you? What? That’s just the way I’d talk to my pornstars. If you really don’t want me to do this… Oh, you do? Then shut up and let me jerk off to you. Fuck look at that ass. Bend over. On the table. Ugh fuck yes, just like that. Look at you. Now spread it. I want to see your asshole and your cunt all together. Oh for fuck’s sake, we’ve just talked about this. My porn complains far, far less than you. There. Fuck, that’s hot. I don’t think I’ve ever seen your asshole before, you know? You’re such a fucking prude in bed.

God, now spread your cunt for me. I want to see into you. Jesus, you really are one stupid, little bitch. Shut the fuck up, you’re making me lose my boner. God, fucking spread yes. Shit yes. Touch yourself. That’s right. Look at how fucking wet it is. You like this? God, you’re getting off to being my pornstar? You’re getting off to being degraded like this? Who knew you were such a perv, deep down?

Oh fuck, now use your other hand to- to pinch your tits. Yeah, I know you don’t like pain but I’m so fucking close to cumming. Just do it. Look at you moaning, you ignorant mutt. You do like it. I knew you would. Shit, slap them for me. Let me watch your pathetic tits jiggle. Fuck- FUCK, I’m going to use your face as a cum rag now. Open your fucking mouth. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. FUCK YES. OH SHIT, I’M USING YOUR MOUTH AS A CUM DUMPSTER. Look at that. No, don’t spit it out. Swallow it. Swallow it all down and I promise I’ll never look at internet porn again. God, that’s so fucking sexy. You were made to be my porn, weren’t you?