sometimes i think about your sqh twins in terms of speaking english as a 'sibling language'. tfw your brother is literally god and you are his self insert with less anxiety. they're both shang qinghua because of polite name things but everyone knows if you want the softer one you ask for feiji-hua not niechi-hua. (neichi as in rodent) sy figures out that at least one of them is bound by reincarnation via "my brother in christ where are my fucking scrolls"
Oh yeah in the twins au OG! Shang Qinghua is just a more confident, more scheming self insert. I wonder if this means at some level he also has the hots for Mobei since it's still Shang Qinghua.
God thinking about the beef between Og! Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan would have is so wild because this peak lord who was notorious for awful reasons suddenly does a complete 180 and now bonds and hits your brother while they talk in the THE LANGUAGE ONLY SPOKEN BY YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
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This isn't completely related to selfshipping but i unironically love making up shipnames for my s/i and the tf2 characters.
[also to note: some of these are not canon; pyro and scout are friends; and saxton hale is just kinda there. idk he's alright.]
Engineer x Morale: Radio Repair
Soldier x Morale: Roger That
Spy x Morale: Esprit de corps, Radio Drama
Medic x Morale: Herzschlag / Heartbeat
Demoman x Morale: Boombox
Sniper x Morale: Radio Silence, National Outback
Heavy x Morale: Tea and Jam
Scout x Morale: Skip Distance
Pyro x Morale: Smoke Signals
Miss Pauling x Morale: Two-way Radio
Saxton Hale x Morale: Mating Calls [this one is just dumb ignore]
Proships DNI
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being a hispanic fan in qsmp is so upsetting because not only do we barely get content, half the time the streams are like 30% spanish and 70% english since esp streamers never log on at the same time + convos usually happen in eng. im so glad im bilingual but it feels like this
print more hispanics PLEASE its just very sad we never get stuff :( you cant force the streamers already in the server to play BUT ALSO I WANT TO HEAR MY LANGUAGEEE
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got off the boat at drac island and decided we wanted big ice cream and the server said the price and we gave him a 5 and went to give him the rest and he goes "for Scottish I just take this because I cannot understand you. please enjoy" 😭😭 we were talking so polite lmfao sorry big man
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my mom's a big big sherlock fan so quite obviously im a sherlock fan (a normal amount tho, i like to believe) but i'd just never thought about sherlock and watson being a couple??? i feel stupid and lied to and now i can't help but try to experience everything of this tumblr brainrot i've lost for the past decade or so
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banging my head into the wall i think so mcuh about mandalorian armor. in so many different ways. like is there a word for the weird cheek indent things i cannot possibly call them cheek indents but i mean if youre a mandalorian and mandalorian armor is something you wear approximately every day if not all the time and your armor is like considered A Part Of You then surely you have a word for every aspect about it. what are those cheek indents
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